Ricky: Welcome ladies & gentlemen to Zero Gravity! We’re coming live from a sold out Staples Centre and what a show we have lined up!
Stanley: That’s right, Resurrection is just around the corner and how could we enter the PPV without some highflying action?
Ricky: I don’t think we can!
Stanley: We’re also expecting the fallout of Blood Harvest tonight. We need to hear from the NEW JBW Superfly World Champion Erick Alexander.
Ricky: We’re also expecting to hear from Avidico, and the man he attacked at Blood Harvest, making his JBW weekly-
Stanley: Well every other week.
Ricky: Yeah, JBW every other weekly-
Stanley: Well, when Jose pulls his finger out.
Ricky: Let me just finish my sentence! He attacked Kyojin, okay?
Stanley: I know Ricky, I watched Blood Harvest.
The crowd comes alive as Erick Alexander appears on stage proudly signaling to his waist to show off his newly won JBW Superfly Championship before heading to the ring, jumping on the apron and climbing the nearest turnbuckle and posing for the fans, who cheer and take plenty of pictures of the young Alexander. He soon drops down to the ring and is handed a mic by a stage hand before waiting for the crowd to settle down and then speaking....
Alexander: Man, this feels good!!!
Crowd cheers excitedly
Alexander: Now I know how my cousin, Jason, felt when he too was the top highflyer in the world back in his AWF days. This championship marks me as the #1 highflyer in the world today. An honor I will cherish always and will live up to because that Alexanders do.
They rise to great heights and sore beyond any expectations of what people think any normal man can do when you're in the air leaving each and everyone of our doubters in awe. That's why love or hate, the name Alexander is one people always remember and as your reigning JBW Superfly Champion, my reign will be one to remember.
Crowd cheers intensely
Alexander: I know, damn well Avidico must be lingering around somewhere to ask for a rematch after losing at Blood Harvest in the match with myself and Kyojin, who you should all take notice of if you haven't already. Being in the ring with both of those men and walking out the winner was no easy feat and trust when I say if I have to face either man one on one or blow the roof off the stadium where we may be in another triple threat, I'll be ready for the challenge and ready to once again be the victor to continue my reign.
So Avidico, Kyojin or anyone out there who wants their shot at me and this championship can come on out here right now because I'm ready for anything you got and then some porque yo soy El Terror Boricua (because I am The -Boricua is another word for Puerto Rican- Terror) y yo soy el mejor volador en el mundo (and I'm the best highflyer in the world).
About a minute or 2 into the song, Avidico Comes out. He is no longer dressed in his flaming star attire but dressed in a black hoody and black tights with a crimson red lightning bolt running down the legs. Avidico slowly puts back the hood of his hoody to reveal a brand new mask
He starts to walk town to the ring. Boos From the crowd are heard all around the arena.
One fan jumps the barricade and goes to punch Avidico, only to end up out cold on the ramp. Once in the ring, Avidico signals to the stage hand to give him a mic.
Avidico goes to speak but the crowd drown him out with boos and a "We Want Kyojin"
After several attempts to speak, Avi finally able to get a word in
Avidico: Shut the fuck up all you Pathetic overgrown inbreeds, its my turn to talk. I suppose all you Losers want me to explain why I did what I did to Kyojin. Well, the reason i attacked that asian fuckwit is simple.
He has been given everything on a golden fucken platter. He never earned that spot in the showcase. He never earned a thig in his single career. He was practically given the ICW world title in a "Feel Good moment" for the company. That little asian hasn't earned a thing.
Now onto Erick. Boy, give me my title back. You got lucky, Your cousin couldnt ever beat me in AWF, And you cant ether. That Useless fucken ref fucked it up.
That pin I had on kyojin was a 3 count. The ref was just to slow. He should be fired.
So boy, if your really a fighting champion like you say you are, you will give me my rematch, Right here Right now.
The fans immediately rise up in unison as Kyojin’s music hits the airwaves. They begin to cheer as Kyojin explodes through the curtain and immediately makes a beeline for the ring. Erick backs up to the corner as Kyo slides into the ring, but Avi doesn’t want any of it, dropping his microphone and climbing out of the ring and backing up slightly with a smirk on his face. Kyo picks up Avi’s discarded microphone and looks over the ropes at the man who attacked him at Blood Harvest.
Kyojin: You son of a bitch.
The fans immediately respond with a massive cheer as Kyojin begins to pace back and forth on the ropes. Avi crosses his arms at ringside as he leans against the fan’s barricade.
Kyojin: Don’t for one second think you have any of us fooled Avidico. I would absolutely rip into that ridiculous promo you just gave but let’s face it, all of these people would much rather see me rip your face off.
Another huge cheer echoes around the arena.
Kyojin: And like I said Avi, don’t think you have us fooled because I know it, Erick knows it, all of the guys in the back know it and all of these people know it- you used them to make your way to the top. Without these people, you would never have gotten anywhere because you aren’t good enough.
And your problem with me, let’s not skim over anything- it’s not because, as you so eloquently put it, I had everything handed to me. It’s not because I didn’t earn my spot in the showcase- who’s fault that is, is actually Artemis Eclipse’s for bitching out.
No, the reason you attacked me Avi, is because for one year, you have been the top dog on this show. Zero Gravity, Octane, Zero Gravity again, whatever you wanna call it. For at least one year, you’ve been the top dog. Nobody came above you, you beat all comers and ended all challenges with a viciousness that not many other people on this show can match.
And in just one night, in just one appearance at Blood Harvest, you realised that you have a genuine challenger to the ‘top dog’ spot on this show. That challenger, is me.
The fans explode with cheers and begin a Kyojin chant.
Kyojin: And the fact is, you’re not even the top dog on this show anymore. I’m not either- the man who is the top dog on Zero Gravity is none other than the man standing in this very ring with me, the NEW JBW World Superfly Champion Erick Alexander!
The fans cheer loudly for Erick as Kyo backs up, keeping an eye still on Avi but being able to speak to Erick too.
Kyojin: Congratulations man. You completely deserve both the title and the spot. You mentioned being glad to go against me again, and that’s something I would love to do- but only after I’ve dealt with the worthless coward standing ringside.
Because trust me Avi, this isn’t over. Not for one second am I going to allow you the privilege of feeling safe at work. When I’m finished with you Avi, people will be praying for your sanity. Of course, by people, I mean your family. Because nobody in this arena gives a damn about you!
The fans cheer once again.
Kyojin: I will not rest until I have got you back Avi. So stop being a little bitch, and step into this ring right now so I can deal with you.
The fans explode with cheers as Avi steps onto the apron. Kyojin holds his hands out to tell Avi to step into the ring but just as Avi goes to climb in a woman's voice explodes through the arena.
Olivia: HEY! Avidico, don't enter that ring!
The fans boo as Avi drops down from the apron.
Olivia: The fact is, Avidico has a rematch clause, and I'm making that match as tonight's main event! We're going to see Erick Alexander defend his title against Avidico!
The fans explode with cheers.
Olivia: And whoever wins will face the winner of a number one contender's match at Resurrection with the JBW Superfly World Championship on the line. That number one contender's match is tonight. We're going to see Depri$e...
The fans boo loudly.
Olivia: Seth Thirteen...
The fans boo loudly again.
Olivia: And Kyojin in a triple threat match!
The fans explode with cheers as Kyojin smiles. He turns back to Erick and offers a handshake. Erick looks down at Kyo's hand, before taking it. Both men turn to face Avi at ringside, whose stare reverts from Kyojin to Erick as we head to commercial.
Ricky: Welcome back to Zero Gravity, and what an opening segment!
Stanley: Two huge matches announced for tonight, but we’re kicking off with a match between three of the brightest talents here on Zero Gravity!
Ricky: Jack Phoenix, Infernio and Dylan Cross could all be the next Erick Alexander.
Stanley: Or Avidico.
Darren Black: The following contest is you Zero Gravity Opening contest and it is a triple threat match set for one fall, introducing first from Chicago, Illinois; Standing in at 5 feet 8 inches tall and weighing in at 175, He is Jackkkkk Phoenixxxxx!!!!!!
Rickey: Fans hate him but his talent cannot be denied, Phoenix is a rising star and Zero Gravity is just the place for him.
Stanley: That's right, he will the odds on favorite in this one.
Darren Black: And his opponent......Infernio!!!!
Stanley: Infernio has been a blur, so to speak and look to heat back up and be a man to remember here in Zero Gravity.
Rickey: A win here tonight will certainly do that.
Darren Black: And their opponent.....Dylan Cross!!!
Ricky: Cross is another man who looks to kick start his career again and knows a win tonight will do that.
Stanley: Indeed. Now let's begin the intense highflying action only Zero Gravity can provide.
Phoenix (Styles) vs Cross (Lo-Ki) vs Infernio (Lynn) (Ignore title)
Start at 1:46 - Stop at 10:51
Infernio break up the pin from Cross. Soon picking him up and trying to nail a big time brainbuster but Cross fights out of it only for both to be caught by Phoenix by a Double Knee Facebreaker that leaves both men out cold.
Ricky: What a move from Phoenix.
Phoenix now picks up Infernio, picking him and hitting a huge Cradle DDT that leaves Infernio even more out of sorts as he rolls out of the ring onto the outside.
Stanley: Now it's only him and Cross.
Cross is staggering to reach his feet but Phoenix is not to let up and connects The ReBirth (Leg trap sunset flip powerbomb) and covers.....
Darren Black: Here is your winner Jack Phoenixxxxx!!!!!!
Phoenix rises and begins to celebrate as the crowd applaud him politely.
Ricky: A great win for Phoenix!
Stanley: He dominated the opposition tonight!
We cut backstage where Seth Thirteen is shown staring into the camera.
Seth: Winning the SuperFly Championship.....WILL CEMENT ME AS ONE OF THE FUCKING GREATS! IT WILL MAKE ME THE BEST AND I WILL FOREVER BE CHAMPION OF THE DAMN SKIES! FOREVERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!
GET IT, WORLD!? FOREEEEEEEVERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
NOONE IN THE DAMN BACK CAN TAKE MY GREATNESS THAT I FUCKING DESERVE, OK!? I AM THE STAR! THE SPOTLIGHT SHOULD ALWAYS BE ON ME! ALWAYS AND FOREEEEEVERRRRRR! HAHAHAHAHAHA!
Seth continues to stare as the screen fades to black and we go to commercial.
Ricky: Welcome back to Zero Gravity! Up next, it’s time for a big debut here in JBW! Around the world, a certain young wrestler by the name of Sagittarius Blue has been making waves.
Stanley: And right now, he’s coming to JBW!
Ricky: Well, already in the ring is the man who he will be facing, a certain Damien Hardy.
Stanley: You may as well give Blue the win now.
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The fans explode for Sagittarius Blue’s music as he walks out of the curtain, a hooded top hiding his face. He walks slightly down the ramp before throwing the hood back, raising the rockstar sign with his fingers and shouting ‘NOW OR NEVER!’, to which the fans explode with another big cheer.
Darren Black: Ladies & gentlemen, the following contest is set for one fall! Making his way to the ring, weighing in at 130 pounds. From Athens, Georgia- making his JBW debut tonight...Sagittarius Blue!
Another show of Blue is shown in the ring. He has a microphone.
Sagittarius Blue: Now... or Never.
Those three words have been my creed, my motto, my way of life. We can learn from our past and look forward to the future, but our decisions today - our actions in the moment - are what define our lives... what define who we are.
And that mindset is what I'm bringing to Justifiably Badass Wrestling. Starting at Zero Gravity. You see, there are two kinds of people in the world: those bound by their limits... and those who break their limits. Both physical and mental. No limit is more difficult to surpass than gravity - the force that keeps us grounded. Not just physically, but in a mental sense, it represents our doubts, when we think "There's no damn way I can do this"... It keeps us down. Keeps us from attaining the things we want in life. But I've been defying gravity since day one. I haven't just been chasing my dreams - I catch them and make them mine. Where other people simply look up and think about reaching for the sky, I take off and hold the stars in my hands. And that's what I'll do right here, right now. NOW... OR NEVER!
Ricky: A young guy with a hell of a lot of potential and talent!
Stanley: I am looking forward to seeing how he does in this company.
Darren Black: And his opponent, already standing in the ring, from North Carolina, Damien Hardy!
Match 2: Sagittarius Blue (MVP) vs. Damien Hardy (Matt)
Ricky: Sagittarius Blue is in a lot of control right now!
Blue backs up to the ropes as Hardy climbs to his feet and turns around to face Blue. Blue runs past Hardy and uses the ropes to springboard off to land Stardom! He drops down and covers Hardy.
The referee notices Hardy’s foot on the rope as Blue can’t believe it. He drags Hardy into the centre of the ring before lifting him up. He picks Hardy up and lands the Sign of the Archer! He drops down and covers Hardy, hooking both legs.
Darren Black: Here is your winner...Sagittarius Blue!
Ricky: What a debut for Blue!
Stanley: Wait, he has a microphone!
Sagittarius Blue: Ladies and gentlemen of the JBW Universe... Remember what you have just seen! I, Sagittarius Blue, The Royal Rockstar, The Classic City Saint, have shown you what it means to live in the moment! What it means to make your dreams reality! Don't just reach for the stars - hold them in your hands and make them yours! The stars have aligned, and a new day has arrived for JBW!
NOW... OR NEVER!
The fans explode as Blue drops the microphone and stands tall in the ring as we head to commercial.
Darren Black: The following contest is a Number One Contender's Match for the JBW World SuperFly Championship....Introducing first, all the way from the isle of Japan, fighting out of Chicago, Illinois......he is The Noble Warrior......Kyojin!!!!
Ricky: The man known as Kyojin is on Zero Gravity, what a great star!!!
Stanley: That he is, a huge asset for Zero Gravity. He could be nest to face the JBW Superfly Champion at Resurrection.
Darren Black: introducing his opponent.....Seth Thirteen!!!!
Stanley: Seth Thirteen of Horrorcore fame, now a Zero Gravity star, looking to become a champion in 2013.
Ricky: He could very well do it, the guys is loco.
Darren Black: And their opponent.........Depri$e!!!!
Depri$e: *taps on the mic*
Ahem, Ahem ... *boo's*
..I Ahem'd, There For you Stay in Wait ,while I Compose myself and get Ready to Speak..it should be an Honor to hear me.
So Let Me give it another go around, Let me Start
..Ahem,Ahem.. JBW Crowd, Zero Gravity Audience I Was told to Come out here and Acknowledge my Opponent.
I Can't Do it ,I Refuse to do it and as in a matter of Fact, my opponent should be replaced for being an unworthy No Name.
Yes, An Unworthy No Name for the Fact is , Nobody in Existence should have access to the Entrance to come down the ramp and face me.
My Only True opponent that would have a chance would be if I cloned myself and Fought Depri$e.
Since its Impossible to Do That, Then I am DEJECTED TO KNOW that I have to Beat the Shiet ,the living shiet outta this No Name!
Let me make it super clear right chea, that Winning This Would mean Green. Money Green ,Frsh Cash for me , Write Them Big and Bold those Digits on my check .
Because this Win would mean moreEverything.
More Currensy for my Account, More Exposure on that Television screen *points at camera* and More Time Given to The Rich History I Am Making and Currently Creating for the JBW Product!
When I Assert this, and I Assume you The Fan's/Buyer's Buy into This Notion knowing its for the Best , to See the Best and Therefore Be The Best World Superfly Champion to Ever Win a Title in every Division!
My Career will Flourish, Consumer's Progress will be by Having Everything Depri$e from shirts to School Notebook's By Force, Not by Choice...why ? ? Well without Question, Because I Will Be The Only Option.
The Proof is in The Flesh , The Next JBW Superfly Champion is Depri$e..The World's Pound For Pound Wrestling King.
No Crown Needed, The Contender Should be Named and Famed Already , just play my Music and Announce Me as a Winner.
*Climbs onto Corner jawing towards audience, inviting them to hit him*
Ricky: Depri$e looking rise to fame by challenging for the gold.
Stanley: He has some stiff competition to say the least. Now let's not waste anymore time. Let's see some high flying action up next.
Depri$e (Kash) vs Kyojin (Kenny King) vs Seth Thirteen (Ion)
Start at 2:00 - Stop at 8:16
Ricky: Kyo strikes Depri$e with a kick to the back of the head.
Stanley: Seth is on the prowl though.
Allmen are tired but know the prize at stake, Seth grabs Kyojin looking to hit a DDT but Kyo sidesteps Seth hitting with a big time elbow to the face before bouncing of the ropes and goes for the Truth Hurts (Beautiful Disaster) but Seth ducks under and it connects on Depri$e who was barely rising to his feet.
Ricky: Depri$e is out cold!!
Seth turns Kyo around and begin to trade shots
Kyojin dominates Seth and shortly after kicks him in the gut and connects with a Brain Buster before going up top...
Stanley: I think he's going for that infamous Double Rotation Moonsault, if it connects this is over.
Just as Kyojin look set to fly, the sight of Avidico takes his attention but he presses on trying to connect The Rising Sun but Seth Thirteen moves out of the way and Kyo takes the hit on to the mat hard rising up in covering his chest, Seth Thirteen rolls him up as the ref covers....1.......2........3!!!
Darren Black: Here is your winner and new #1 contender to the JBW Superfly Championship at Resurrection...Seth Thirteen!!!!
Depri$e heads to the back as Seth Thirteen celebrates in the ring as Kyo rises up locking eyes with Avidico who smirks with pride before heading to the back himself.
Ricky: Seth Thirteen faces the winner of the Avidico/Alexander match that will come up after the break.
Stanley: So be sure to come right back, folks. You won't wanna miss this.
Ricky: Well, Stanley, It’s time to settle a score that dates back to Blood Harvest. It was at that show in Afghanistan where Advico finally lost his Superfly Championship to Erick Alexander. Earlier tonight, our General Manager allowed Avi to cash in his rematch clause and get an immediate rematch against Alexander with the gold on the line.
Stanley: Yep. And with Avi’s actions during the number 1 contender’s match just now, it’s guaranteed that the winner here will face Seth Thirteen at Resurrection.
Ricky: Well, after he screwed Kyojin out of a Superfly title opportunity moments ago, there’s a very mixed reaction for Advico as he makes his way to the ring.
Stanley: Interesting. Well, Avi can’t focus on that. He’s in big enough trouble having to deal with…
Stanley: ……This man!
Ricky: Yessir! Here comes the Superfly Champion Erick Alexander! This man has had great success elsewhere, won gold on his first night in JBW, but tonight he’s staring down the barrel of the best high-flyer in the business. Sure, he’s champion, but Zero Gravity is Advico’s territory.
Stanley: Maybe so, but I think he’ll get it done tonight.
Ricky: Well, there’s the bell! We’re about to find out.
Ricky: What a hurricanranna by Advico!
Stanley: And here’s the cover!
Ricky: No sir! Alexander gets the shoulder up at two and a quarter but, as he gets up, Stan, Erick is holding his lower back.
Stanley: Yeah, that hurricanranna hurt him. Here comes Advico for more, though. Off the ropes and….the flying uppercut connects!
Ricky: And here’s the cover!
Ricky: Another kick out by Erick! This guy won’t give up!
Stanley: Yeah, but Avi is going to drag him up this time.
Indeed, Advico drags the champion to his feet and follows that up by whipping Alexander Into the corner. When Avi charges Erick, though, all he gets for his efforts is a boot to the face. With the challenger momentarily stunned, Alexander hits Avi with a few stiff kicks. Sensing this is his opportunity, the champ looks for the Pure Terror Brainbuster but, in an amazing feat of athleticism, Advico reverses that into a wicked looking neckbreaker.
Ricky: You aren’t kidding, partner! What a reversal.
Stanley: And here’s the cov-
Stanley: He’s come for revenge!
Kyojin comes flying down the ramp but, just before reaching the ring, he stops. Advico, who is leaning on the ropes and practically begging Kyo’ to come in, suddenly gets rolled up by Alexander!
Stanley: Erick retains!
Ricky: Alexander just flat out stole one and now he’s hightailing it out of here!
Stanley: But here’s comes Kyojin into the ring!
With the champion already up the ramp and into the back, Kyojin slides into the ring where he and Avi start trading punches and kicks with furious speed. To the dismay of the crowd, though, security runs down and restrains both men before any real damage can be done. That doesn’t stop Kyojin and Advico from screaming across the ring at one another, however.
Ricky: My God, what a scene here on Zero Gravity! We’ll see you at Resurrection, folks!
Only three fillers tonight? Alright.
Shoutout to Shaz, WF, Jose, Zero, and Eddie for matches the likes of which this regime haven't seen and the promo doers for their promo doing. Week off is well deserved, gang.
Oh, I'm a tease. Eddie, at an unknown hour, will be posting this thing. I'm just doing the fillers.
While you're waiting, read BITW 1, IWA Chaos, IC in EWNCW ahead of Bred for Combat tomorrow, or, I dunno, jack off.