Patrick Riley: And now it’s time for our main event!
Dudley Erickson: Earlier tonight, TheDevilsAdvocate was out here celebrating his World Championship win with our new General Manager Jman and JBW newcomer Van Hooligan X made his way to the ring to challenge TDA to a match tonight for the strap!
Patrick Riley: While some people may see it as a newcomer being too big for his boots, Jman immediately made the match and gave Van what he wanted.
Dudley Erickson: Even if Van doesn’t win tonight, he can prove himself at the top level with a good performance.
Patrick Riley: Well two men watching closely backstage will be Ryusuke ‘Shuriken Blade’ Serra and HolyJose, both of whom will face the JBW World Heavyweight Champion at Resurrection.
Dudley Erickson: That’s right, but who will be our champion? We’re about to find out.
Darren Black: The following contest is set for one fall and it is for the JBW World Heavyweight Championship! Introducing first, the challenger, from Leeds, England...Van Hooligan X!
*As his name is said out loud, Van walks out to the stage. He looks around at the booing JBW faithful with a smirk on his face and begins to make his way down to the ring.*
Patrick Riley: This may be the toughest match of Van’s career to date.
Dudley Erickson: May be? Of course it will be!
*TDA’s theme hits the arena to a huge pop as he walks out onto the stage and surveys the scene. The JBW World Heavyweight Championship is on his shoulder as the veteran begins to make his way down the ramp, his eyes never leaving Van Hooligan X in the ring.*
Darren Black: And his opponent...he is the current JBW World Heavyweight Champion....TheDevilsAdvocate!
*Another huge pop sounds around the arena as TDA climbs into the ring and holds his title in the air as Van waits in the corner.*
Main Event: Van Hooligan X vs. TheDevilsAdvocate(c) for the JBW World Heavyweight Championship
(4:40 to 13:15)
Patrick Riley: And the champ kicks out! I thought Van had him there!
Dudley Erickson: What resilience from the champion! Van has tried everything to keep him down!
*Van punches the mat in frustration as he backs up to the ropes, awaiting TDA to get to his feet, which he does with the help of the ropes. Van runs forwards and goes for an Enziguiri but TDA ducks underneath the kick and runs across the ring, bouncing off the ropes, and hitting a big boot on the rebound.
TDA turns around to grab Van but Van has rolled under the ropes cleverly. TDA goes across to the ropes and goes to grab Van but Van rakes the eyes and pulls TDA against the second rope, sending him back into the ring. Van follows and immediately begins to stalk TDA, who is climbing to his feet. He turns around and Van kicks him in the gut, grabbing him in a gutwrench position.
Van lifts TDA up for the Vanhammer but the big man’s weight is too much for Van and Van collapses underneath TDA, into a pinning predicament!
Van throws the shoulder up as TDA rolls off Van and begins to climb back up. Both men are back to their feet at the same time and Van goes for another Enziguiri, this time connecting! He drops down and goes for a cover.
TDA gets the shoulder up as Van can’t believe it again. He circles TDA on the floor as TDA begins to move and turns onto his front. Van steps onto TDA’s back and over, before stomping down hard on the lower back. He uses his foot to turn TDA back around and steps over him, grabbing his legs and goes for the Vantastic Clutch, managing to flip TDA onto his front again- with the champion screaming in pain.
Van screams back as TDA begins to claw at the mat, Van attempts to lock it in properly but TDA uses the sudden change in position to kick out into Van’s stomach and get free. TDA rolls away and begins to get up. Van does the same and runs at TDA but TDA lays him out with a Clothesline From Hell! He covers Van.
Darren Black: Here is your winner and STILL JBW World Heavyweight Champion...TheDevilsAdvocate!
Patrick Riley: Van gave it his all but TDA comes out on top!
Dudley Erickson: What a match! What a ma-
*Dudley is cut off as the titantron comes to life.*
*After about 10 seconds or so of the video plays, Morgan Freeman's voice can be heard saying:*
"In the movie 'Pulp Fiction', Jules Winnfield recites ritually a passage that reads like this; "The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.".
The first coming is upon us, and the time to strike down upon those who attempt to poison and destroy our brothers. The first coming will rid these plains from all that is evil, is imminent"
*The screen goes black after a few seconds, the following fades in:*
Dudley Erickson: What the hell? What are these cryptic videos?
Patrick Riley: I have no idea Dud but forget that for a second, we have our Resurrection main event set! TheDevilsAdvocate will defend his JBW World Heavyweight Championship in a triple threat match against HolyJose and Ryusuke 'Shuriken Blade' Serra!
Dudley Erickson: Well that's a fantastic main event for sure, but I still wanna know who's behind these damn videos!
Patrick Riley: Well we're not going to find out tonight obviously. But thank you for joining us JBW! We'll see you next week!
*We get one final shot of TheDevilsAdvocate eyeing the Jabetron with the JBW World Heavyweight Championship in his hands as the screen fades to black.*
I went a little crazy with the assingments so we're looking at a promo heavy show here. Unless you're Kevin Matthews, though, that shouldn't be a problem.
Main Event: Rage, Lansdale, Underground Championship. Oooooooohhhhhh, yeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh.
Once these fillers are up, I'll attempt to wait for Tommy to finish posting Rage before starting KZ. Common curtsey an' all.
Luizero and I were just discussing when to post KZ3. We're shooting for Monday so, in all likelihood, that means promo assignments will go out tomorrow.
Shoutout to creative for their continued exellence.
And to the roster for some great promo work.
TT, my brother, VM me if you read this and let me know how close you are with Rage. We might just have to compete! :D
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