Thursday Night Inferno.........5.5.11
BD - “Whats up EWN, I’m Bob Daniels and what a show we have in store for you, We’re only 10 days away from “Bred for Combat”.and things are really starting to heat up. Tonight We’re going to see the Debut of Andy Cannon going 1 on 1 with The Great Cobra, Billy McCoy will put challenge The Heartbreakers good fried TJ Hawkes in a non Title match, Captain Charisma will face off against 1 half of the Tag Team champs Matt “The Force” Elder, Tommy Thunder will finally try and put his issues with The Pharaoh Seth Ferrell inside a steel cage, and we shall also see the EWNCW Heavyweight Champion Shruiken will team with Nightwolf to take on the team of Gillz and Silvercena!”
“Here comes Andy Cannon for his 1st match up here in EWNCW”
“I’ve heard promising things about Cannon from the Indy circuit but it’s a well known fact he doesn’t care much for the fans!”
BD - “Here’s The Great Cobra, He’s been going back wards and forwards with The Albino Rhino Solla Mafoi lately and the he’s obviously starting to grow on the crowd”
BD - “ Andy Cannon gave a great showing of himself here tonight but The Great Cobra Just got the better of him! Wait what’s this?”
BD : “Whats this.....Its Herbert Birdsfoot.....thats Solla's personal reporter, I wonder what he has to say about this situation”
HB: “Umm...Mister Cobra”
Cobra: “Yes ssss sssss ssss”
HB: “Gulp.....p p p please.....d d d dont talk to me like that”
Cobra: “You snivelling little worm.....what do you want?”
HB: “Its not what I want Mister Cobra.....its what Solla wants....i am only the messenger”
Cobra: “Messenger??? What are you talking about??”
HB: “Gulp.....I really d d d dont wanna do this, but I have n n n no alternative.”
Cobra: “DO WHAT!!!”
HB: “Feast your eyes on this....Gulp (By this point Herbie has wet his pants)”
Videotron comes to life with Solla's Promo on Cobra
“Well well well....so the great Cobra wants to antagonize me, well I say NO MORE. “
“Now I am the one doing the antagonizing, but this is only the beginning.”
Camera fades back revealing Cobras parents dangling profusely over a huge pit of pissed off and hungry snakes
“How precious is life to you Cobra......because it is meaningless to me.”
“Before you.....you see.....oh wait......IS THAT YOUR PARENTS!!!! Are those snakes in that pit hungry??? Oh I say they are.......just watch this”
Solla tosses in a couple rats and the snakes go into a crazed frenzy of eating
“Now....Cobra.....tonight, and any other night you decide you want to cross my path, this hunter will be sure to hunt you down and do what he does best.....HE KILLS without remorse.....and you are going to be no different Cobra....No different”
Solla throws a switch which slowly lowers Momma and poppa into the pit of crazed snakes
“Can you hear those screams.....oh how I love that sound.....its music to my ears”
“You want to save your momma and poppa.....here is your alternative”
“You either face me at “Bred for combat“ you either to decide to end …………….or I decide to......and your folks will never see the light of day again......NEVER”
“The choice is yours!!!”
HB: “See, I told you I didn’t want to bring this to you.”
Cobra: “You rotten little.…”
HB: “Cobra please....dont.....I just”
Cobra: “JUST WHAT?????”
HB: “Just have the contract in hand for you to sign.”
Cobra: “Fine.....I will sign anyrthing.....anything to get this psychotic Samoan off my back”
Cobra signs the contract
HB: “Oh C c c c Cobra.....Solla wanted me to tell you what was in the fine print”
Cobra: “FINE PRINT....WHAT DID YOU..…”
HB: “Not me Cobra......Solla did......In the fine print.....at the PPV you will participate in a Hardcore match…..but not any, your snivelling fan will bring the weapons..!!
Cobra: !What in gods name???!
HB: “I will explain.....At Bred for combat all of the disgusting people coming to watch the PPV will fetch a weapon, which are all legal to be used!”
Cobra: “Why you sneaky little bastard...Im gonna…”
With that....Solla sprints to the ring and beats the living hell out of Cobra sending a message in the process.....
“Dont mess with the hunter......You will fall prey to the sickness”
HB: “Solla....I have the contract.....the sucker signed it.......We did it my friend”
Solla: “HA HA HA HA HA HA”
Thursday Night Inferno......................continued
BD - “We return to see Billy McCoy in the ring awaiting his opponent TJ Hawkes, Billy has had a real chip on his shoulder has of late, and he is dead set on taking out The Heartbreakers best friend tonight”
BD - “it always amazes me how the crowd always get behind TJ! They’re goin crazy right about now!!!”
BD - “Billy McCoy picks up a convincing victory, oh man he’s now grabbing a mic….I guess we have to hear him on drown on……again”
“Well its always nice to be in front of the EWNCW Fans, because looking at you, fat slobs makes me look even bigger better badder and more intellgent you see thats what sets me apart from everybody else in EWNCW! I'm Clever I know the business I Know that the Heartbreaker will be sitting at home seething at the fact I Took him out last week. Now Heartbreaker, Everybody’s Hero, The Heartbreaker if you do want to step back into my Den then I'm offering up the chance to do it at “BRED FOR COMBAT” Heartbreaker vs McCoy. But I'm Warning you Heartbreaker you come back at “BRED FOR COMBAT” I Wont Just Take you, out I'll end your career.”
BD - “Well I Billy McCoy as issued The Heartbreaker a challenge for “Bred for Combat”. I think I know how he’ll respond to that!”
Captain Charisma makes his way to the ring.
BD - “Here come’s The Force, looking to pick up a win, leading up to Bred for combat!”
BD - “Matt Picks up the win on this one, but how will A Force of Greatness fare at Bred for Glory?”
Thursday Night Inferno part 2
After commercial break, Bodom and SDreams are in the ring
Bodom: We are here to let you all know that GodMoney may now be two but we are still going strong, right Dreams?
Dreams: Right boss!
Bodom: We are looking for 2 new members to join our elite club. If you have the talent and are worthy, step up to the plate and prove yourself.
Dreams: Yeah, prove yourself!
Bodom: As the leader of GodMo..
*R&Zeus's song hits*
Rich: Wait, wait just a minute. We were GodMoney before you two joined! If anyone is going to call themselves GodMoney, it'll be Zeus and myself.
Tell them Zeus.
Zeus: You see, GodMoney wasn't a spur of the moment thing, it was something we knew would define a generation. But, GodMoney is synonymous with us. I'm Zeus, he's Rich, and that makes GodMoney. Simple as that.
In fact, we will be fair, we will give you a name that personifies you two. BodDreams, SplatteredBod, or whatever fancy-dancy name you can think of. But that is our name, and we will be the ones left drenched in it's legacy.
Bodom: Seems to me that no one owned the rights to that name so I took it upon myself and had an official document filled out with my name as the owner of the GodMoney name! Furthermore, my attorney was present and can vouch for this!
Rich: If you really want the name, you will put your money where your mouth is and fight us for it!
Zeus: And I think that to deny us that just shows how much of a coward you really are, and how much it pays to be the real GodMoney.
Bodom: Okay, ok. I tell you what. How about one of you fight my man Dreams next week and the winner gets to choose the stipulation for the PPV with the winner being able to officially call themselves GodMoney forever! At the PPV, we will have ourselves a tag match, Dreams and I vs you two clowns for the rights to the name of GodMoney. We choose a ladder match.
Rich: We choose a Steel Cage match!
*Zeus nods in approval
Dreams: Since you idiots interrupted us, here is one for you! Next weeks match will be a cage match! Which one of you will fight for your loss?
Zeus: I will take that challenge!
Bodom: Good luck next week because your going to need it! Hahahaha!
BD - “Wowsers , next week it will be Splattered Dreams vs. Beard of Zeus in a cage match to decide the stipulation for their match at Bred for Combat.”
Seth Ferrell makes his way to the ring
Bd - “Here comes the Forum Champ Tommy Thunder and man he can’t wait to get his hands on Ferrell. And this ones underway…..”
BD - “Ferrell has done it again!!! it’s a good job the title wasn’t on line!!! Lets hear what ferrell has to say”
“Ha ha you see? Are you all ready to admit your inferiority to me? Chant my name. Go ahead. /I spread my arms and wait/ Despite lowering myself to your peasant ways and entertainments by putting myself into a cage like a common beast, like everything, it just gave me the advantage, allowed me to attack from all angles, allowed me to move faster, allowed me to soar even higher!”
“I have just taken victory from both your International Champion and Forum Champion brutes! And it was easy! two brutes down... but not quite. two brutes, two matches, is two stones. I insist for one. Expecting me to be happy with beating two of these guys in two matches is just setting expectations pretty low. Pathetically low. Peasant low. Not good enough. I said I would take these two brutes out with one stone I intend to do it right. I intend to do it in a way to be remembered! I intend to do it at Bred For Combat in a Triple Threat Match. Triple Threat being the three of us, the fated and glorious threat, and two brutes... with two titles, two pinfalls, and one victorious Pharaoh.”
BD - “Has “The Pharoah” Seth Ferrell just challenged both The Forum and International champs to a match at Bread for Combat? Both titles on the line at the same time? This guy is crazy!!!”
Thursday Night Inferno.....The Main event
We Return to see Nightwolf in the Ring with a mic
"So! Bred For Combat is just around the corner, eh? Well I am certaintly Bred For Combat an I honestly believe that I should be apart of this up-coming Pay Per View. Irkster.. The main man.. THE BOSS!! You have hid behind one guy after the next to try your hand at taking me down, but every time I emerge from the wreckage surprisingly with my ability to walk left in tact. The only person that managed to even ALMOST end my Career was a beast of a man named Gillz. I would love to have my pay back on the both of you. That is why I am out here Tonight to issue a challenge.. I want Gillz AND IrkenInvader in a Hadicap match at Bred For Combat. I will put my Career on the line in this match.... If you or Gillz manage to pin me then my release will be announced in some form the following day. However, if I manage to beat either of you then I want your office, Irkster. I wan to spin around in your chair! I want to hand the posters from my favorite bands on the wall... But most importantly.. I want to see what EWNCW would be like without an authority figure around.. Then an only then.. Is when I will welcome EVERYBODY to the jungle."
BD - “Will Irk accept is offer? I cant believe Nightwolf is prepared to put his career on the line!!!”
Shruiken makes his way to the ring with Panda Massacre
BD - “The crowd go absolutely nuts as the champ makes his way to the squared circle! Shruiken has something to prove tonight after Silvercena drew the battle lines in the sand last week. And he looks as focused has ever, and I must say Panda Massacre is looking as beautiful as ever ”
SilverCena and Gillz make their way to the ring
BD - “Shruiken and Nightwolf really stamped their authority on this one, picking up while they were at it! Oh no that was uncalled for!”
Whilst Gillz makes his way to the back Silvercena attacks Shruiken from behind
Nightwolf makes his way to the back with out helping his partner.
BD - “This is just uncalled for and shows no respect what so ever towards the champ! And why is Nightwolf just walking away?!
"Give me a damn mic, I got something to say!
Better yet, I am going to my street ways!"
"I just hit you like a bowling pin,
and left you with a toothless grin,
send yo ass to the looney bin
then again that's home to Shuriken"
"I be sharper than your Samurai swords
While all you got is your ninja words
Clean the mat with your fat skull
leave ya lookin for Bin Laden with the sea gulls"
"Cut you down like a pair of scissors
You see Panda, be lucky if I let you leave with her
I’m colder than a Dairy Queen Blizzard,
This is Lord of the Rings, you’re the hobbit, I’m the wizard"
"Bread for Combat be your last ride
take your belt as it's seen worldwide
I'll take your pride and crush yo ego,
I'm like CM Punk and your Santino"
"I told ya it was in the scrolls
My future is set and safe as birth control
At the PPV, yours is a minor role
hiding behind your boytoy, Mr. Michael Cole"
"See you at the next arena,
I'm that baddass hyena, SilverCena
*Throws down mic and leaves*
End of Broadcast
Lineup for next weeks show
****check in for updates****
The Heartbreaker answers Billy McCoys challange for Bred for Combat
Godmoney vs Godmoney cage match (winner to choose stip for ppv)
Soll'a personal Interviewer Erbie vs Andy Cannon
TJ Hawkes and Tommy Thunder answer Seth Ferrells challange
Irken Invader & Gillz answer Nightwolf's challange
EWNCW Heavyweight Championship Contract signing
Also what will happen between A Force of Greatness and Captain Charisma and Cooper Hawkins?
How will The Great Cobra respond to Solla's attack on his family?
And for the first time ever the owner of EWNCW speaks out
Find out next week on EWNCW Inferno!!!
EWNCW reporter Dick Thompson:
Well folks, just as we anticipated, that was one red hot Inferno!! We just saw The Great Cobra forced into signing a contract for a hardcore match against EWNCW's psychopathic monster, Solla Mafoai!! And the bait? Cobra's parents!! Billy McCoY challenging The Heartbreaker to a match, and promising to end his career at 'Bred for Combat'!! We saw a monumental point in the saga of GodMoney. A tag team match between the original GodMoney of Rich Cranium and Beard of Zeus and the new GodMoney of Bodom and Splattered Dreams for the rights to the GodMoney name!! But what type of match will it be?! We saw Seth Ferrell beating Tommy Thunder inside a steel cage, and then challenging Thunder and TJ Hawks for the Forum title and the International title!! How will 'The Storm' and 'The Rockstar' respond to this challenge?! Nightwolf will be putting his career on the line at Bred for Combat against Gillz and our GM, yes, Irken Invader has been challenged to a match, and if Nightwolf wins, then Irken will have to leave his post as GM!! Will he accept?! And finally, SilverCena disrespecting Shuriken after the main event with a brutal attack, and Nightwolf not hanging around to help his tag partner for the night. Shuriken will surely not stand for any more disrespect!!
Be sure to tune in next week to find the answers and final chapters in these feuds before our next ppv, 'Bred for Combat'!!