OFFICIAL EWNCW Inferno Thread
Bob Daniels (play by play)
Pierce Kingmaker (color)
Mint Berry Crunch (MBC)
Sir Gunther Wigbert (manager of Nightmare)
The Great Cobra
The Surgeon General
EWNCW Champion: Tommy Thunder
International Champion: King Strem
Inferno Ignition Champion: Andy Cannon
Monday Night Inferno 21/04/11..........A new era
CM - “Whats up EWN, I’m Bob Daniels and what a show we have in store for you tonight following a Massacre to remember! Before we get into tonight’s show i want to say congratulations to The Boogeyman AKA Solla who is getting married tomorrow. Best of luck man from all of us. We kick things off with our new EWNCW world Heavyweight champion Shruiken blade in the ring, accompanied by Panda Massacre”
"Everyone who witnessed the match between "The Future" Kevin Matthews and myself "The Dark Warrior" Shuriken KNOWS exactly what EWNCW is all about. The match that we put up was about pride and respect! We did it for you guys in the crowd! I will carry this Heavyweight Championship with the honor, prestige and more importantly, the respect it truly deserves!”
“Matthews you are a worthy opponent. I will look forward to another match some day!”
*crowd cheers* “Thank you everyone! Now....it has to the attention to my partner, Panda, and my attention that a certain "defector" has come to the EWNCW ranks and got a number contendership against me for this very Heavyweight Championship.”
“SilverCena you think you can get in EWNCW and get a title shot against me? It doesn't work that way. You have to prove to me and the EWNCW crowd what you are truly made of BEFORE you step in the ring with me. My partner Panda will make sure you don't do anything "cute" when we do have our match. So for now.....SilverCena....learn and EARN your place then we will see.”
The Titantron Lights up and we see “The Future” Kevin Matthews in the rafters.
“Last Monday, I went into the match focused and determined that I was going to win the match. Alas I lost. Shruiken, you proved to me that you were the better man that night and I congratulate you on that. I’m not going to be around to ruin your celebration, in fact tonight I’ll be leaving early to focus on my wrestling career. Was becoming a professional wrestler actually a good choice? Since Tuesday morning, I’ve been looking at myself in the mirror and what do I see, a loser! Someone who hasn’t accomplished his dream. I’ve lost my passion for this business. I can’t go out here and embarrass myself in front of all of you great fans! If I do return it will be on my own terms but I think I need time to think this through.”
BD - “Wait, what? What does this mean for Kevin Matthews? Is the this the last we see of Kevin Matthews? I certainly hope not!”
“Now its time for our first match The Great Cobra vs Solla, i know the great Cobra has won his won his first 2 matches but he’s really got his work cut out for him tonight with the Albino Rhino”
BD – “And here comes the Great Cobra with a mic in his hand, i wonder what he has to say?”
“I am the Great Cobra and my bite is venomous. I welcome all challengers and will not accept defeat. You will bow down or be crushed when you step into my rin g.”
BD – “The rhino doesn’t look happy after Monday night”
BD – “How did he do it? After being dominated for 90% of the match The Great Cobra picks up the victory with a school boy!!! Solla looks pissed! The guy cant stop shou....shit he’s coming this way”
Security come and take Solla kicking and screaming to the back
BD – “Mint Berry Crunch is in the ring waiting for Silvercena for a rematch from Monday night.”
Silvercena stops at the top of ramp with a mic in his hand.
“Look, I know my entrance was a surprise and the bigger surprise was coming in here and earning the number 1 contender spot. I understand your grievances because sure there are guys in the back who have spilt blood for EWNCW and I totally get it. I have nothing but respect for you guys which is why I jumped ship. Give me a chance and I promise to break my back giving you the best performance ever! Now, with that out of the way, let me focus on the man known as Shuriken. Shuriken, I really admire your humbleness and athletic prowess, however, I will come at you with everything I have. Be prepared for the fight of your life!”
BD – “Well Silvercena showed plenty of grit and determination there to pick up the victory but how will he fair against Shruiken?”
BD - Billy McCoy is here and we are hopfully going to get an explanation for what he did to The HeartBraker on sunday
Billy McCoy: "Let me introduce myself my name is Billy McCoy and I am the Big Hungry Badass of EWNCW (FANS BOO)
and when I’m talking you disgusting people listen!!!.you see Im on my way to the very top off this company and Im not swerving around obstecles with politics I'm Mowing in a straight Line and taking out everyone in my path.
You see from the very first day I Joined EWNCW I've Been overlooked, HeartBreaker last week on Inferno I Pinned you yet when it comes to a massacre to remember you get the match
instead of me that makes you my first target Cause Its time for me to take the spotlight for myself and if you have a set of balls you'll accept my challenge to a No-DQ match next week on Inferno and then once i'm through with
you i can move on to getting me some championship gold around here"
BD – “Heres The Heartbreaker-He doesn’t look happy”
"You are nothing but a Jumped up rookie and next week i'll put you in your place I accept
(Fans Cheer)but it doesn't sound like these fans want me to wait untill next week
(loud cheer) so lets do it now"
With that The Heartbreaker makes a break for McCoy who meets him half up the ramp.
The Two Brawl to the backstage area.
BD – “Don’t go anywhere folks we’ll be right back after this break”
onay night Inferno....The main event
Camera cuts backstage to show McCoy and the Heartbreaker going at it
BD – “Its now time for our main event We see the champ Shruiken take on Nightwolf. I cant believe Irk is making Nightwolf wrestle 2 matches in 1 night!! And here come’s the Nightwolf barely able to stand!”
BD – “Here come’s the champ Shruiken Blade who doesn’t seem happy 1 bit about having to face an injured Nightwolf, but this ones underway!”
BD – “How on earth did Nightwolf manage to hang on that long? Shruiken looks amazed at the determination shown tonight! Now thats a class act right there!”
Shruiken pulls Nightwolf to his feet and holds is hands in the air
BD – “Thats it for this week folks! Join us next week for more action here at Inferno”
Thursday Night Inferno....The lost chapter
BD – “Welcome back folks, we are awaiting the arrival of.........................”
The lights go out and Tommy Thunder's music hits!!
The spotlight centers on the man that defended his Forum Championship inside Hell in a Cell against the sick minded Albino Rhino; Solla Mafoai!! And for the first time in several weeks, that smile has returned to his face as he takes time to high five fans on the way to the ring and even pose for a few photos with a few lucky ones!! He enters the ring, takes a good look around before calling for his mic to be lowered.
*loud cheers from the crowd*
"This is a goooood night ain't it?!"
"And it's about to get better, because the must see MVP of EWNCW has just entered..... TOMMYYYYYYYY THUNNNNDEEEER!!!" *Holds mic up for the crowd to reply 'THUNNNDEEEER'* "That's right, I once AGAIN, created history on Monday night, when I competed in the first EVER Hell in a Cell match here in EWNCW. And guess what? I won!!" *cheers* "But that was all thanks to you, my VIP's, my fans!! And in retaining my title at Massacre to Remember, I created yet ANOTHER piece of history. I became the longest reigning champion in EWNCW!! EVER!! And you know what? My reign is going to continue to grow longer and longer, because I have the best fans in the world backing me!!"
*crowd love this*
"I may have left the ppv on Monday on a stretcher, but I discharged myself so that I could be here this week for you guys!! Yeah, that albino hippo Solla Mafoai thought he could put me on the shelf and take my title at the same time!! Uh uh!! NO!! You start dieting my friend, and you might have a chance of actually getting off your fat ass and getting close to doing one of those things!!"
"Now, on to more pressing matters. Something else caught my eye on Monday at the ppv, in fact, this something caught a hell of a lot more than just my eye. First of all this something decided to ruin the celebration of a good friend of mine TJ Hawks. The guy had just been through 3 matches, and not any matches, 3 grueling matches!! A tables match, a ladder match and a cage match, and he won, he retained his title"
*TJ Hawks chant starts*
"But then, this something decided to put a damper on things by taking out TJ after the match. And I think, ok, he's new, and he's trying to make an impression, I guess it's a good way to make an impact right?! But THEN, he decides to do something stupid, something that he's going to regret very soon. He decides to take ME out after MY match while I was on a freaking stretcher!!" *crowd boo* "I mean talk about kicking a man when he's down!! Of course if you haven't figured it out, I'm talking about 'The GREAT Pharaoh', Seth Ferrel."
"Now see here 'Great Pharaoh', I don't know if you've noticed, but the Pharaohs were alive like a billion years ago!! They ain't around any more!! So I'll tell you what you really are, you're Seth Ferrel, 'The Great Phony'!!"
*crowd laugh and cheer*
"Now I've spent the last few weeks having to deal with some fat bastard doing things to me behind my back, and now you come along and kick on guys when they're at their most venerable. So if you want a piece of me, next time, you come meet me in the ring, man to man ok. But just remember who you're dealing here. He is the pioneer of the Hell in a Cell match here in EWNCW, and the first, and LONGEST reigning champion in EWNCW history!!! He is the must see MVP and 'The Storm' that's always raging in EWNCW....... TOMMYYYYYYYYYY THUNNNNNDEEEEEER!!! ....." *mounts turnbuckle*
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=57FcwUoCdmQ my music
The Pharaoh Seth Ferrell makes his way down the ramp.
“How you doing peasants? I have decided to grace you all with my presence here in EWNCW. I'm Seth Ferrell and I look forward to embarrassing all of the slow and fat brutes here one by one. They call me the Pharaoh because I turn all my victories into the gold that I wear. And well cause you know I'm better than all of you. Tommy Thunder I challange you to a match here and now for the Forum Title...if you have the pyramids for it?”
TT “Get me a damn Referee”
BD – “It looks like we’re having a match for title right now!”
BD – “What is Seth Ferrell doing with steel chair? He’s going to get dq’d!! Ooooooo thats got to hurt!”
Ref rings the bell announcing Tommy Thunder the winner via dq
BD – “What the hell is going through Ferrell’s head he could have been the new forum champ! Tommy Thunder does not look happy!”
Ferrell makes his way to the back with a grin from ear to ear.
Thursday Night Inferno...........28/04/11
BD - “Whats up EWN, I’m Bob Daniels and what a show we have in store for you, Tonight we start on the road to “Bred for Combat”. We’re going to see a rematch from last week with Solla against The Great cobra, The Heartbreaker vs. Billy McCoy, Cooper Hawkins Vs 1 Half of the Tag Champions Tai Night, Nightwolf will get the chance for revenge on Gillz in a handicap match against him and Silver Asstool, and In the main event we shall see Silvercena test his skills against K2Assjelly.”
BD - “Here comes “The Pharoah” Seth Ferrell with a mike in his hand…..lets hear what he’s got to say…….”
“TJ Hawkes. Massacre to Remember was a night to remember for you. I can have that effect. Everyone remembers a Pharaoh. You're a slow, fat, brute, and I caught you napping. I reminded you and everyone what it takes to be a champion here. But because I'm no coward, and because I'm a generous, benevolent fellow, and because I know that some dull peasant types might think what I did was cheap, I challenge you to a match Tonight. What do you say Hawkseyboy? Can you keep up with my speed?”
You know.. no, that's not enough. I keep hearing about how this Tommy Thunder is going to "deal" with me. I keep hearing from him that he's going verbally "dissect" me? Is that what you believe? When I debuted I killed two brutes with one stone. So why not kill two brutes with a single stone for a second time here? I have my attention on TJ, fortunate guy, but I'll be keeping an eye on you too Tommy Thunder. I'm gonna do all of the EWNCW fed a favour by removing these stupid guys with stupid abbreviations for their name. TT? TJ? What?"
BD “Here come the International Champion TJ Hawkes, This is TJ’s first match since that gruelling 2 out of 3 falls match where after the match he was jumped by Seth Ferrell. He‘s got a referee with him so I guess we have a match!!!”
BD - “Seth Ferrell is really showing he’s a force to be reckoned with, what a great victory over the champ…it’s a good job the title wasn’t on the line, TJ just couldn’t handle the high flyer tonight….who’s this?”
Tommy Thunder's music hits as the light go out and the spotlight centers on the Forum Champ!!
"Now, for a change I'm going to keep it quite short this week. Last week I told 'The Great Phony' Seth Farrell to come meet me in the ring man to man, face to face if he wanted a piece of me, and to his credit he did just that. BUT, he blindsided me by smashing me with a frikin steel chair!! Now I don't know what the hell you want buddy, you had a chance at my title last week, and, well, you lost. So now you take your ass and go back to the rear of the queue, and wait your turn. But before you do that, why don't you come out here and have another match with me, NO DQ!! So that I can show YOU what it feels like to get hit with a steel chair!! HELL, with a bit of luck, my VIP's here might even witness a live mummification here tonight!!"
"See Ferrel, they want it, I sure as hell want it, the question is, do YOU have the Pyramids for it!! What you say play boy? Me and you next week?!!"
Ferrell stand in the middle of the ring nodding is head
BD - “Well there we have it guys, next week we see Tommy Thunder in a no DQ match with Seth Ferrell and I can’t wait to see that one!!!”