OOC: I hear ya Kash. I'm going to check the place out Sunday. Can't wait to get it over with.
(Alpha looks at the Doobie brothers (a$$ and Nyquil) and just sighs)
Alpha: You know...The Alpha Dog figured since this efed is called Best In The World wrestling, that you all would step your game up instead of sticking with the same "Oh his name is The Alpha Dog, so lets say he's a dog hahahaha we're fantastic" material you all did at the other fed. Seems he figured wrong though. Sleeps, The Alpha Dog isn't even concerned with your name being in the main event at Kingdom Come due to the fact you probably wont be able to find your way to the ring that night much less wrestle properly. Drop the herb and maybe...MAYBE he'll consider you a threat. Ma$$...you may have a mean right hook but how could it possibly be effective when your nose is shoved up your brothers ass? Oh and the medic called. He said he had that cream for you for that rash you showed him. He said you should stop visiting that Korean Transvestite Shop.
Oh and one more thing...
Sleeps puts people to sleep and Ma$$ is more like A$$head....
hahaha The Alpha Dog is fantastic.
@Zapphs - Awesome new portrayal of Alpha Dog. I like it a bunch.
Also, hi everyone. :)
^^^^^Thank ya much Rob. I'm rather proud of it myself.
EDIT: Forgot to mention that The Alpha Dogs bio is in the Bio Thread.
Alpha: The Alpha Dog doesn't think there will be enough of Bricks puke left...after he rubs your face in it.
Alpha Dog looking like Jason David Frank=gold! DAMN YOU GUYS! I HAD A GREAT LAUGH READING FROM THE 10TH PAGE TO HERE! lol Anyways....
Shuriken walks in a dark alley in Hollywood, close to the Chinese Theater. Suddenly he hears a maniacal laughter.
Shuriken: Who goes there? Come out now!
Out comes Seth Thirteen, grinning and laughing, carrying his trademark lighttubes in a box and one in hand.
Seth: WELL! WE FUCKING FINALLY MEET! YOU ARE AS THEY FUCKING SAY! FUCKING DARK AND EMO AND ALL THAT BULLSHIT!
Shuriken: What do you want?
Seth: WHAT DO I WANT!? I JUST WANT TO CARVE YOUR FUCKING BODY WITH LIGHTTUBE SHARDS! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! *Seth bites the lightube shard in hand*
Shuriken:.....I know I am around guys who should be institutionalized.....but you need help.
Seth: ME!? NEEDING FUCKING HELP!? YOU FUCKING SUCK AT BEING THE GOOD FUCKING GUY, ASSHOLE!
Seth: YEAH I KNOW ABOUT YOUR BULLSHIT! *Spits the shards and blood away* THAT IS THE SHIT I DON'T LIKE!
Shuriken: Yeah....I try to stay away from that "righteous" stuff now. I only want to beat a man out of revenge for what he did.
Seth: REVENGE!? YOU'RE FUCKING PITIFUL! SAME AS FUCKING TRASH!
Shuriken: Your point?
Seth: I'LL HAVE AN EYE ON YOU, DIPSHIT! *takes another lighttube and breaks it on his forehead* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
Shuriken walks into the darkness while Seth laughs.