You're welcome to your 'team' and the relative safety numbers provide you. I don't need it because I'm not afraid of taking an ass whipping. That's what makes me a winner - not simply someone who also crossed the finish line. There's first place - and then there's last. A whole lotta guys running last.
Okay guys, here is my partial review of BITW: Kingdom Come;
I absolutely love the quotes and signs at the beginning of the show. "Spit on me LRB" genuinely got a lol out of me. Kevin Smith and Jason Mewes being on the show was awesome. The stoner in me said "holy crap you guys got both Jay and Silent Bob" lol. The reference to TT and the 'CW boys was class.
I love the color scheme and the way the celebrity cam is incorporated into the show. Chuck and Rock Marvel are competitively awesome through and through and really keeps you laughing and their comradery. People really should take the time to read the whole show all the way through to definitely see the way those two interact all in between. The IPITS segment on the Mewes cam was priceless and good for a laugh out loud moment. Even BITW isn't immune to his pearls of infinite wisdom.
Match 1: Shuri vs. Ma$$dinero
Wow, just wow. The promo from Ma$$ was spot on. I haven't gotten the chance to see much of a heel Ma$$dinero, but from what I've saw I really like it. The match itself was brutally awesome and wonderfully well written. I love how balanced it was, with both men getting their big moves in. There were TONS of near falls, which really has you wondering who is going to win. Siaki's wonderful return to fedding was an ending that fit I hope to see more of Young Sau in the future and this not to be just a cameo. The aftermatch bit with JMan, K-Jammin and Ma$$ was certainly unexpected. MOTY candidate for sure.
Wonderul interview with Alpha Dog, he truly is one of the most charismatic people in BITW. When I read an Alpha Dog interiew, I always do The Rock's voice with him for some reason lol.
Match 2: Athena vs. Sasha and Ute Panzer
I must admit when I saw this match, my first thought was "it's got to be a squash match" just because of the huge size difference between Sasha and Ute and Athena but I must admit this match was well written. It actually allowed the Panzer girls to get in a good bit of offense before going down to the World's Strongest Woman. Great match with a great ending. I also loved Glamour Girl's after match promo with Athena which then sets up my next part....
Match 3: Athena vs M.I.A.M.I
This match had me lol'ing a few times, but in a good way. From the beginning with M.I.A.M.I's pre-match promo to the little things M.I.A.M.I says during the match are hilarious. When I was reading his promo, I was doing it in the Kat Williams voice and cracking up. I'm not sure who wrote this match, but great job regardless. M.I.A.M.I may have won the match but the after match beat down definitely solidified Athena as a woman who is going to play with the big boys.
Baba.Snair.Is.Awesome. That is all. ;)
Okay guys that's as far as I've gotten so far. I'll post more reviews of the show as I progress through it. Take care guys.
Awesome review so far Poot! Thanks for the kind words.
Thanks for the review, Poot. It makes things worthwhile when I read such positive and well written reviews. It truly does. What you've read so far was all me (and Zapph and Snair with the interviews lol). Here's hoping you enjoy the rest of the show as much as you have so far. Looking forward to the rest of your review, and... Apology accepted :)
Artemis: Shit guys, sorry I didn't respond to your texts or anything. I was banging Robstar's sister and it took a lot longer than expected. Firey little spit fuck minx she is. Wow!
By the way, Scribbs is an awesome addition to our crew! He's pumped out some quality things thus far and with he and I doing UNSCRIPTED, expect it out sooner rather than later.