Schweizner: When will you illiterate creatures learn to keep quiet? There are far more people, like moi, who deserves your attention, respect, and love, without being interrupted!
*The crowd boos louder, before Schweizner rolls up his sleeve, and stares at his watch*
Schweizner: You pathetic imbeciles need to realize something. These lifeless bodies in the ring, are just a speck of the damage Damaged Goods is capable of creating. What you don't see, you distasteful insects, are that Damaged Goods have more in their arsenal, than what you all know of. And Mr. Blood, Mr. Black.
*Schweizner stares at Black Blooded, both laying face down on the mat*
Schweizner: Right now you are within reach of the IWA Tag Team Titles, but you're not going to get any closer to them. You couldn't defeat Gommenta or Gaileo in a steel cage match, and that was with Victor Elric and Ivan Draymen as distractions.
But it's not just your wrestling ability that is over-rated. It's also this “gimmick” you have. Motorcycle riders. It sickens me to the core, how a biker gang can take over a wrestling promotion at the snap of a finger. Their head is so far stuck up their own ass, that they don't appreciate what actual wrestling is. They're just “big guys”. Green guys who don't know a thing about the business! And they think that their
Oh, and none of this “nothing personal” crap. Because it is personal. They stand in the way of you getting paid. All Mr. Black, Mr. Blood, Kyojin, KJ Punk, AJ Dixon, Rob Rage, Mr. Smyth, Darius, Shining Light, Malcolm Adonis, Oscar Layman, Ryan Wells, Brock Edwards, Matt Ryder, and even Athena cares about, is collecting a pay-check at the end of the week. Black Blooded creates the biggest crime, because they get the fan to respect them, for their accomplishments when they don't respect the business!
It's Gommenta and Gaileo that is bringing fighting, brawling and wrestling back to IWA. They've been trained in combat sports. They love professional wrestling more than anybody in the back! They love professional wrestling more than anyone of you! They may not fully understand the concept, but with me leading them, it doesn't matter. They can annihilate anyone IWA has to offer! And Black Blooded. You are the first victims. And that is nothing personal. Just business
Hell. In A Cell. *The Crowd Pops*. Black Blooded, Damaged Goods are going to teach you the meaning of wrestling, and if it's inside the cell, well then let me remind you from the good 'ole WWF days. Wrestlemania, the Big Bossman suffered torture at the hands of the Undertaker! The man who can no longer be with us got hanged on the biggest stage in wrestling history. And Full Throttle serves as the final stage before the new biggest stage in wrestling, so it's inevitable, it's destiny, that the ever controversial Black Blooded face their doom, in the steel structure.
Gommenta can slam Mr. Black's head against the wall, his forehead will become split, and blood pouring from his skull. Gaileo can throw Mr. Blood from the ring apron, back first into the cell, his body bruised, bleeding and battered. And not only is it legal – it's encouraged! There's no coming out of a Hell in a Cell match unharmed, but you see, Damaged Goods are making history: the holders of the most prestigious championship in IWA history, the only title holders to be able to defend their titles against their planned opponents, in IWA history.
What about the match having to have red liquid pouring down a face of both bikers? The Elimination First Blood Match! *another crowd pop* Anything legal: ladders, chairs, trash cans, kendo sticks, bloody Spanish announce tables or even a mannequin head! The pain suffered by Dave and Dom – or whatever Black Blooded are really called – will be like taking it up the arse from the Devil's Pitchfork!
Think of Ric Flair bleeding. Imagine him screaming. That is like heaven, to the mental pain Damaged Goods goes through on a daily basis! So inflicting that physical pain on other human beings is like Christmas to them. And a first blood match does that. They reach a stage where they are classed as unable to compete further! That is what Damaged Goods live for.
Tornados are feared, as are Damaged Goods. Bodyslamming someone on the mat hurts twice as hard when you go through a table. Damaged Goods will have their hands raised at the end of the match if it's in a Tornado Tables match*crowd cheers*.
Damaged Goods know a thing or two about destruction. Look at their agents name for god's sake! Good Practice through a table hurts like a bitch, and if a tornado tables match is what these... moronic douchebags want, well then it's you that suffers Black and Blood. What happens when you get hit by the Austrian Crack? Or gets locked in the Gailen Theory? Your bones will be snapped in half, that's what. And being put through a table? Well that just adds to the pain
You see, Gaileo and Gommenta are esoteric monsters. They are only understood by a small group of people. Their brains function a certain way, that very few human beings understand, with myself being one of them. My job is to not only lead them to the best things possible, but to encourage you all to take a less dimwitted view on people with mental incapacities. People with mental disablement are people too, no worse, no better!
But you see, there are most esoteric creatures in IWA. They may not be right in the head, but they are still the most self centred, egotistical jackasses in IWA. They are: Kayfabulous! *crowd pop* For those unaware, if – nay. When – Damaged Goods retain their championships at Full Throttle, they will go onto Destined for Immorality – the biggest show of IWA's year – Kayfablous is one of the possible opponents that will face Damaged Goods for the titles
The internet nerds who think it's funny to break the fourth wall. But what they don't understand, is that whether scipted or not, whether in the octagon or the four sided ring. Even the classic TNA six sided ring – Damaged Goods can rip their heads off! They have no muscle! The closest they ever came to a girl, is talking to one on the internet. Damaged Goods are annihilation machines, and they will realise that when the time is right.
Or what about the Hart Foundation! 3 Harts who- *Schweizner looks over to a stagehand, who shakes his head*. What? The Hart Foundation isn't in IWA? Oh wait – I mean the less awesome pairing of Two of a Kind! *Again, the stagehand shakes his head, as Schweizner sighs*. No, Two of a Kind were the no talented trolls. The Australian geezers? Don't you remember them?
So instead it's the even less skilled Three of a Kind! Cody and-. And- And I forget the other two. But they won't be winning the tag titles at Full Throttle. They won't even be challenging. Their just like another tag team – Brock Edwards and Matt Ryder – rip offs of WWE gimmicks! Where's the creativity lads? No effort equals no titles! And – to partially steal Kayfablous' gimmick – that applies to everyone in every company – particularly the ones our “agent” is involved in. See, I'm shoot on people in different feds. One more reason why you should love me.
And finally, what about the Infection!? *Loud crowd heat*. The invaders! Tweedle dumb and tweedle dumber. Now, I respect everything they accomplished wherever they've been – even in the fed that cannot be named. Well, it can, but that seems to be the general attitude to that great federation.
But anyway – they get praise from everyone – respect from everyone – when they invade this very company – yet the longest reigning tag team champions in IWA don't? *Schweizner stands up, and kicks the chair out of the ring*. Damaged Goods is tired of being in the background!
So Black Blooded, you will be made an example of! We are leading the tag team division to the top of IWA. But don't worry – it's nothing personal. Just Business!
*The crowd jeers, before Schweizner slides out of the ring. Gaileo and Gommenta follow over the top rope.
???: Hold on there!
The Insane-O-Tron has come to life, as we see Smokey sitting inside of his redecorated office.
Smokey: Now, I made it clear that no one was to interfere in this match, and Schwiezner, since your little boy wanted to stick his nose where it didn't belong, so he will face the consequences. Next week, it'll be Gaileo going up against Black Blooded in a handicap match!
The fans actually pop at this statement, as Schweizner looks on. The tron dies, as we hear Mike and Rocky.
Mike: Huge news! Gaileo going up against Black Blooded!
Rocky: It's unfair! This is 1/2 of the tag champs we are talking about!
The camera's cut from Schweizner and Damaged Goods going up the ramp and surveying their work in the ring, to a commercial break.