Damn dude - I have missed ICing with you Ben!
But just this once.
(OOC: Same here, man!)
But your ignorance is rather amusing. Calling my kids the next generation of jerks? Must make you feel manly to insult a couple of young children, eh? Doesn't matter anyway. My kids will go on to achieve more success than you will, and that's because I have worked hard in my life to achieve all I can and give them the opportunities. I pass on those qualities - that work ethic - onto my kids and they will be more than ready to take over the business when I retire.
What of you, then? What will you be passing onto your children?
Oh, and one more thing: I will pass unto my offspring the art of asskicking. They'll be feeding other kids their teeth by age four.
Blog #82: Last Minute Deals
Writer & Editor: Skyler Drek
Ho, ho, ho! That actually wasn't a Christmas greeting, Ashley Kid, TeYanna and Athena just walked by. I kid, I kid..........NOT! Welcome back to another Kayfabulous blog. Skyler Drek, here, and I'm taking over the reins on this one so just sit back and get ready to have an E-drek-tion as your minds are blown from the things we have to offer for you today. And with any luck, I'll get blown, too....you know, since those three just walked by and...kidding, kidding! But first, a little last minute Christmas shopping advice from your truly.
Bearing the crushing pain of guilt because your mother found out you didn't get her a Christmas gift? Sleeping on the couch because your girlfriend figured out that you skipped the Kay store and got her a cheap Christmas card instead? Don't fret, folks! Uncle Skyler's here to give you a hand! Yes, I know it's Christmas Eve and of course, that means stores all around the world are filled with ravenous, forlorn shoppers, looking to score on whatever comes across on their shopping list but it's nothing to worry about because if you go to IWASHop.com, we've got a whole line of "In The Know" T-shirts that your family and friends will love! From our "Goldberg = World's Worst parking Valet" T-shirt to our brand new "Best Buds with Van Dam" shirt, we've got a whole section of Kayfabulous merchandise that you'd be dumb enough not to buy. Go to IWAShop.com now and order our shirts with overnight shipping! If you do, we'll let you guys order A SECOND shirt for 35% off the original price. So do it, you saps! You have no other choice now! MUWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!!!!!!!!!
Shameful merchandise plug? Check. Now onto what you people really came here for. Yesterday, we responded to Damaged Goods' blog and so far, we've gotten no word from them yet. That either means that it was a one time deal, that was meant to get us over, or that we scared 'em off for good. That's right, mutha%^%$as! That'll teach you from trying to step up to us! We run this district with an iron fist and we won't hesitate to take a swing at those who wanna make themselves famous at our expense so go back home to ya momma, that obviously abandoned you as a child, and never come back because that's the only place you'll ever find solace if you try to take us down! *strikes a gansta pose* WEST SIDE, BITCH! WEST MUTHA*%$#ING SIIIIIIIIIIIDE!
We're going to leave things a little bit shorter than usual for now as we understand that most of you will be enjoying the holidays with your family and friends. Stay safe this holiday season, I hope you guys got everything you wanted on your Christmas list and have a fun time. now if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna see if those three will give me a lil' Christmas gift of my own...of the oral variety and I'm not talkin' about the toothbrush either. ;)
Until next time,