Ace Note: What's this? Sitting down quietly and not talking? :eek: By jove, it's an astounding breakthrough!
The cameras cut to a dark room being lit by the moonlight shining through the dusty window. A man is seen sitting in the middle of the room, rocking forward and back slowly while laughing to himself quietly with something in his hands. In a very low and monotone voice, the man speaks just loud enough that the camera's microphone picks up the audio.
???: H-how could you d-do this to m-me? I worked s-so hard for that c-chance ... And you w-went and blew it!
The camera slowly pans to the side of the pan, and the light from the moon shines onto the mans hands ... He is holding a KJ Punk action figure with a small IWA Championship around its waist.
???: You let Van Hooligan X, Carlos Alberto Ramon and AJ Dixon ... Take my championship. You planned t-this ... Didn't you? DIDN'T YOU?!?!
The man rips the championship off of the toy, and then throws it to the side.
???: You see, Punk!? Its not there anymore!! YOU! You let THEM take what is MINE away from ME! Y-you planned ALL of this!! You KNEW it was going to happen, DIDN'T YOU, PUNK?!
The man tears the legs off of the doll.
???: Oh no! Did that hurt, Punk!? You have no legs! Heh heh! Isn't this fun, Punk?! You get to s-slide around like the snake you r-really are, now Punk!! But wait, snakes d-don't have arms, either!!
The man tears the arms off as well.
???: There! Now that is better! Now your true form has been r-revealed!! You are a s-spineless snake! You p-planed my downfall ... You son of a bitch!
The camera pans to the front of the man as he stands to his feet ... Revealing the face of Darius!
Darius: YOU USED THE CHAIR AT THIRST FOR BLOOD! YOU SLITHERED YOUR WAY TO VICTORY!! YOU LET DIXON HAVE THE CHAMPIONSHIP AT LOST CAUSE!! NOW YOU ARE MINE, PUNK!! I WILL END YOUR PATHETIC CAREER!!
Darius grabs the dolls head and begins to twist it slowly.
Darius: DIE PUNK!
Darius twists the head some more.
Darius: JUST! DIE!!!!
The head snaps off the doll, making Darius laugh. The camera man tries moving in closer but accidentally bumps into Darius.
Cameraman: I'm so ...
Before he can finish, Darius grabs him by the throat, making the man drop the camera and then Darius lifts him into the air with a sick grin on his face, and then tosses the man through the window!! Darius lays on the floor in front of the camera with a smile.
Darius: I'm coming for you, Punk!
Darius stands up laughing, and then stomps the camera, cutting the feed and fading to black.
Cody: That Darius guy...man...he sure is a crazy