RAW IS WAR
Location: San Diego, California
*Pyros for the show explode and the crowd burst into live with excitement*
JR: WWE Universe we welcome you to Monday night, Raw Is War! We are live from a sold out San Diego sports arena!
King: That’s right JR! With the Royal Rumble just around the corner we are almost on the road to Wrestlemania! This is the time of the year where everything in the WWE just gets that little bit better and what a show we have for you tonight!
JR: That’s right King! Just listen to our main event tonight we have John Cena, the Ultimate Warrior and the newly crowned Intercontinental champion Triple H vs. Bryan Danielson, Dolph Ziggler and The Miz! What a main event that is going to be!
King: That’s going to be huge! It’s not all though JR! we are also hoping to hear from former Hometown hero Mysterio on his actions over the last couple of weeks!
JR: We also have CM Punk vs. Sin cara it what should be a great match and we hear that Christian even with the slight concussion he received last week has asked to compete tonight and that’s up next!
***A ringing bell is heard and the Longhorn Music hits***
***A white limousine pulls out, the crowd is cheering wildly – An unmistakable ‘JBL’ is written on the car number plate. It pulls to a halt and the driver steps out opening the door at the back, and out comes a hat followed by a brightly smiling John ‘Bradshaw’ Layfield. He waves enthusiastically to the crowd. His smart attire as always has been adhered to. ***
***JBL begins to walk, continually waving and smiling at the crowd, he makes his way to the ring and enters. He stands mid-ring and waves to the crowd who are now euphoric. He leans over the ropes and is handed a microphone. The music cuts out, he places his hat back on his head , clears his throat and begins to speak.***
JBL: Well, thank you for your warm welcome.
***Small pop from the crowd.***
JBL: After quite some time away, it feels great to be back here in a WWE ring.
I am here to talk to you all about my position in this company. Many of you will remember me as the longest reigning champion in Smackdown! History…Of course, that was when Smackdown! Mattered.
You see, since I left the WWE I’ve become even richer, and even better, and It’s come to my attention that I had some unfinished business here in the WWE – And you know when I talk business, I mean business.
When I was sat at home, watching all of these sub-standard superstars fighting and whining over menial things, it became apparent that I needed to step in.
I’ve watched, for years, this company keep gradually spiralling out of control. The Superstars are bad, commentators are bad, the shows are bad, the officials are bad.
***He points to the crowd***
JBL: Even you suck. All of you.
***The crowd begins to turn sour at his remarks***
JBL: Don’t you boo me – I’m here to save your sanity. I don't need to prove anything to you, I don't need to pad out my CV. I am the greatest there ever was, and I am still the greatest today.
***You suck chants are echoing around the crowd***
JBL: I suck? Let me tell you something, you maggots are nothing to me. Your opinion means nothing, don’t boo me, boo these idiots in the back that don’t know how to show you how it’s done.
If I sucked, I wouldn’t have my own company. I am a self made millionaire. What is your legacy? You sit around all day and all night watching garbage on your TV’s, sponging off the welfare system because you are too lazy to do something with your lives. You hate me because you are jealous of who and what I am; Better than you.
It’s a bitter pill to swallow, I know. But somebody needs to tell you the truth. These idiots in the back want you to think you’re special. They want you to have hopes and dreams. Well maybe if you stayed awake and started doing some work you wouldn’t need dreams, you could become who you want to be.
But the problem runs deeper than that. Your parents raised you wrong. I became rich in the USA because I knew and learned how to reap what I sow, not like you who sit at home, absorbing through your television screens empty promises from empty shows and adverts. They want you to think you can be just like me, but the reality is you can’t.
***The crowd is furious at this point, heavy booing continues***
JBL: You see, I, John Layfield am better than you. You must accept it. You can never be as great as me. I am the best at everything I do. I have conquered everything I have ever done; but my wrestling career seems empty.
I am here to become the greatest WWE champion again; I am here to destroy any man who is stupid enough to get in my way.
In fact, I am so confident that I can defeat anybody backstage that I am issuing an open challenge. Tonight, I will come down to this ring and wait, any single superstar in the back can come out and I will make an example of them.
It doesn’t matter how much you boo me; the only reason you do is because you hate yourselves – Stop waiting around for the man to come and give you some of his money – It won’t happen. Do something with your lives or accept that you will continue to be dirt on my shoes until the day you die. When I die, I’ll have a shrine built for me – a statue of me will be erected in New York celebrating my greatness, whilst I look down on your $50 Tomb-stones in your trailer park.
There is a new era coming to the WWE, an era in which I will destroy every man, woman and child who dares to step in my way.
I am your worst nightmare, because If I can't buy it, I will take it. I have never been scared of failure, and I have never failed. What I say I do, and what I do, I do very...Very well.
NOBODY CAN STOP ME FROM ONCE AGAIN BECOMING THE WWE CHAMPION AND TAKING MY DATE WITH DESTINY. I AM THE GREATEST WWE CHAMPION OF ALL TIME. I AM THE ONE AND THE ONLY, I AM THE ALMIGHTY - I AM A WRESTLING GOD!!!
***JBL throws the mic to the mat and begins to smile and wave again. His Longhorn music is drowned by a chorus of jeers. He steps out of the ring and walks back up to his limousine. He stands as his chauffer opens the door and waves one last time before climbing in***
King: AWESOME, it's a good thing JBL returned like he is supposed to and not play kissup to the fans
JR: I'm not surprised, if I'm honest
King: He's here to save us and this is how you repay him?
JR: Anyways, up next Bobby Roode leader of the selfish generation takes on Christian right here tonight after this commercial break
King: I say it again ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
JR: Stop cheering for this man
Lilian: Introducing first, from Toronto Ontario Canada weighing in at 240 pounds Bobby Roooooooooooodeeeeee
King: This man is the greatest wrestler who ever lived, just look at him JR
JR: I see a lot of impefections like his egotistical personality
King: Of course, didn't you hear? He is the leader of the selfish generation
JR: I believe him too
JR: Now this is a real man, a real canadian not that phony Bobby Roode
King: Can we skip this?
Lilian: And introducing the challenger at 6ft 1 and weighing in at 212 pounds from Toronto Ontario Canada, Captain Charisma CHRISTIAN
*a loud pop is heard*
King: I hope this man learned that you don't get involved with other people's bussiness after what happened to him
JR: Of course you feel no pity
King: Christian was the one dumb enough to get inPunks face and it cost him a concussion, he is the stupid one
JR: Christian is going to the apron, going for a crossbody, Roode is laying down on the ground.
King: I don’t like what Christian is doing this is disrespectful to the greatest wrestler who ever lived
JR: What are you talking about they are just wrestling, anyways Christian set to go high risk but he don't look balanced King!
King: Your right JR! He's looks wobbly up there!
*Christian jumps from the top rope falling awkwardly and missing Roode smashing into the canvas!*
JR: Ohh My.. He's out cold King! he's not responding!
King: Roode puts his arm on top of Christian the ref is counting 1…2….3
JR: THIS IS BULLSHIT! Christian is out cold! We need some help down here!
*Medical staff rush down to give medical attention to Christian, The crowd are tense and filled with nerves after witnessing Christian feint during his match, the camera shows around the arena and shows kids crying as a chant of Christian breaks out!*
JR: Folks we are just hearing word that Christian was not passed fit for his match tonight.. He was indeed told to go back to the hotel and rest, but as we know Christian came out to wrestle and Im still in shock but for anyone that missed it.. Christian feinted and is now getting medical attention backstage.. I..I don’t know what to say King!
King: It’s just horrible JR! These men put there bodies on the line for us each and every time trying to put a show on for there fans and as we seen they are not super hero’s these are incredible men and athletes but they are not robots! After that attack last week from CM Punk, Christian should have taken the advice and gone back to his hotel room!
JR: We are hearing that Christian is not awake but he is breathing! We can now confirm that Christian has been taken to a nearby hospital and will receive the best help possible and from the bottom of our hearts we hope he gets better soon and makes a full recovery!
King: Yeah, also guys we also have to say those of you that were expecting to see Christian at the Royal Rumble we can’t confirm it.. But we can only imagine that match will now be cancelled and like JR said.. We just hope Christian is okay!
JR: WWE Universe, we know the show must go on.. We will keep you updated if we hear anything from Christian and his situation, if not you can check WWE.Com and we hope to have some information and an update on Christian right after this show!
*Cult of Personality blares over the PA system, as Punk comes out to a chorus of boos! Punk is just soaking it up, as he taunts the fans at the top of the stage. Punk makes his way down the ramp, and onto the apron. He climbs onto the turnbuckle from the outside, taunting the fans again, before hopping into the ring. Punk is handed a mic from the corner, as he stands at the center of the ring, with his music fading in the background.*
Punk: We are getting closer to the Rumble. That means two things. The first, is that there will be a winner of the Rumble match. The person will go on to main event at Wrestlemania. The winner has a chance to be a part of the showcase of the immortals. It is the chance to leave a mark in history, to change the game, to make people see you in a new light. Right now the WWE is filled with some talent, but when you compare them to one another, only 1 person stands out. It's not the new intercontinental champion, it's not the #30 entrant to the Rumble, it's not the doctor of thuganomics...no...it's the man who is the best WRESTLER in the world. History will be made at the Rumble, when I become the #1 contender to the WWE Championship, and when I destroy a man in the tables ladders and chairs match.
That's the second thing this rumble means. Christian is going to be gone. I don't mean he is going to be sidelined for a short bit, or written off of Raw..no, I am going to get rid of Christian. He was a pathetic excuse for a World Champion, and he is a disgrace as a talent on Raw. Christian made the mistake of asking for TLC, because that plays up my alley. Heck, if Christian had just let it be a wrestling match, he might have come back in no time...but no..he wanted to make it extreme. In that moment, he signed his own end. I'm not going to out wrestle Christian. I'm not going to out perform Christian. I am going to beat Christian. I am going to beat Christian within an inch of his life, and leave him hanging. Do you want to know why? Because I want him to see me win the Rumble, and then go on the win the WWE Championship. After our match, Christian will be lucky if he is allowed to drive. I will cripple him, using every means possible. This past week on Raw, he got a small sample of what is to come at the Royal Rumble when I con-chair-toed his ass! It's too bad he passed out, I was really hoping to see him get his ass beat. That is fine though...because at the Rumble..even if he passes out when we go at it, I won't stop. I won't let a referee interfere. I will take multiple chairs, I will wrap them around his neck, and his arms, and his legs, and do you want to know what I'll do then? I'll stomp on them, I'll elbow drop them, I will cause those chairs to snap, breaking his neck, his arms, his legs. It will be in that moment I will climb the ladder to retrieve the briefcase and declaring myself the winner. Guess what Christian...there won't be anything you can do to stop me, Mr 2 Pump Chump.
Now...Chrissy, I am sure you are somewhere recovering, but I want you to pay close attention. What happened to Zack Ryder, is going to happen to Sin Cara next. And at the Rumble, it is going to happen to you.
*Punk throws the mic down, as he pumps himself up for his opponent.*
Lilian: And his opponent, at a billed height of 5 ft 7, weighing in at 180 pounds from Mexico City, Mexico SIN CARA
King: This man shouldn't even be here, he is only here because Rey gave him a job, and he repays him with this betrayal?
JR: I don't even feel like talking to you anymore so let's just carry on with the match
King: Oh no Cara is done for, GTS 1.2..3
JR: Ladies and gentlemen this is just going to hurt Sin Cara’s momentum even more losing two matches in a row, he needs more concentration
King: Or he just needs to accept that he is a jobber unlike Mysterio, Mysterio is the greatest Mexican of all time
JR: Rey isn’t even Mexican he’s from San Diego
King: You’re calling Rey a liar? Come on JR
JR: Well anyways now we have Warrior backstage with the coachman, he wants to respond to Ziggler and then after that we
have Rey Mysterio vs Amazing Red!
*The Coach is backstage with the Ultimate Warrior- Warrior looks really rip tonight- his veins look like they are going to explode*
Coach: So Warrior, Dolph Ziggler poked fun at you last week- he thinks you are delusional, he knows...
*Warrior snatches the mic from out of Coach's hands and pushes him away*
Warrior: Coach, go check on my spaceship, I have it parked on top of the arena- feel free to enter it as I brought you something back from my trip to Uranus- it is in a vial near my copy of World & Peace.
Coach: Your anus? The Coach don't play that way.
Warrior: *Growl* I said go! Now, unless you want me to show you the power of of my Warrior Sword.
Coach: What sword?
Warrior: You want me to take it out? The power of it will blow you away.
Coach: I think I may just go check on the spaceship* Coach starts to walk away*
Warrior: I summon you back Coach- take the keys, you will need them* Warrior reaches in his tights and hands the keys to Coach, who reluctantly takes them- then gags* Now GO!
Warrior: Now Dolph, you are but a mere speck in this world- nothing you say about me is true. The only truth is me- and what comes out of my mouth- my Warrior mouth. My WARRIOR MOUTH! For I am the Ultimate WARRIOR! Warrior above all Warriors. When I visited Uranus, my Warrior Gods met me there- they showed me the truth- they revealed the future. They revealed me with the WWE World Title around my Warrior waist, MY WARRIOR WAIST! While I was also on Uranus, the Warrior Gods revealed you would try to grasp hold of my warrior juices. You see these veins popping out*Warrior points to his bulging veins* My body can barely contain the Warrior juices ruining through my veins. You best not try to steel any- your body would reject it, you would explode from the outside in, and..
*The Coach runs back in the room*
Coach: There is nothing on the roof Warrior
Warrior: Thats because I made it invisible now- it only reveals itself to a Warriors eyes
Coach: Alright, then why send me to look for it? *Coach just shakes his head* Back to what I asked you before you made me leave. What do you have to say about Dolph?
Warrior: Well Coach- I will address Dolph, Dolph you are but a mere speck in this world- nothing you say about me is true. The only truth is me- and what comes out of my mouth- my Warrior mouth. My WARRIOR MOUTH! For I am the Ultimate WARRIOR! Warrior above all Warriors. When I visited Uranus, my Warrior Gods met me there- they showed me the truth- they revealed the future. They revealed me with the WWE World Title around my Warrior waist, MY WARRIOR WAIST! While I was also on Uranus, the Warrior Gods revealed you would try to grasp hold of my warrior juices. You see these veins popping out*Warrior points to his bulging veins* My body can barely contain the Warrior juices ruining through my veins.
Cameraman: Wait, Coach, he already said the same thing while you were looking for Warriors, ha ha, spaceship
Coach: Are you on crack Warrior?
Warrior: No drugs in this Warrior body. None!
Coach: Yeah right, so do you have anything else to say about Dolph?
Warrior: Yes, Dolph, bring Vicky along to the Royal Rumble- when I beat you- and become WWE World Champion- you both shall see the my huge celebration that I talked about last week- I shall have that live sex celebration with the beamed down hologram of one Mrs Warrior
Coach: A hologram? Thats not live. You're just going to, you know, to a video?
Warrior: No, let me explain how it will work. First I will...
Coach: Waitttt!, I really do not want to know. I do have one more thing to mention. You will be taking part in six man tag team match in the main even. You're thoughts on that?
Warrior: I could win the match all by myself- with this one finger. But I shall work with my partners, they shall learn from a great Warrior such as myself. I shall also share some of my Warrior juices with them- only a taste as too much will kill them*Growl* Warrior Out!
*The Ultimate Warrior walks out the room*
Lilian: His opponent weighing in at 150 pounds from Brooklyn, New York Amaziiiing REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED
JR: I hope Red shuts up Mysterio's mouth right here right now
King: Uh huh
JR: HEY KING, stay concentrated
King: Sorry I was looking at Lilian
*Mysterio is standing in the middle of the ring after his match with Amazing Red looking around at the crowd.. Handful of the fans are cheering for the hometown man while most are booing there former hero for his actions recently! An emotional Rey composes himself and gets ready to speak!*
Rey: CHINGEN SU MADRE
*crowd boos louder*
Rey: I am a 5x WCW cruiserweight champion, 4x WWE tag team champion, a 2x World heavyweight champion and a former WWE champion but it wasn’t enough was it?.
*Mysterio again looks around at the crowd very emotional, the crowd are confused by where Rey is going with this and are stunned into silence!*
Rey: Hey, Mistico is going to pay for betraying me, because at the Royal Rumble he is going to be getting the beating of his life. He wanted to jump the border for success, well now you get to go back to Mexico, where you belong in the indies.
JR: Folks a clearly very emotional Rey Mysterio here tonight!
King: Where is he going with this JR?!
Rey: From my time in ECW, WCW and the WWE! All the matches I have had.. All the injury’s I have sustained trying to give you people the best show possible and it wasn’t enough was it?.
*Rey again stops and looks around at the crowd, a section of the fans are now chanting for Rey!*
Rey: I used to think I was something in this company.. I thought that after everything I did.. All the risks and sacrifices I have been through I would be cemented in the history of wrestling and loved and respected by you fans! But Im not am I?.
King: Finally Rey see’s that these fans don’t care about anyone as long as they get there money’s worth out of the show!
Rey: You all look confused and shocked by what I’m saying.. Let me remind you and take you back a couple of months! WWE have signed a huge Mexican star, They have signed someone who will be the future of this company in a couple of years.. They give him a great build up and the man some of us know as Mistico is now Sin Cara the new WWE star! I was one of the first men to say well done kid.. You have made it! I keep doing my thing and trying to give you the best show possible when I start to realise… the same kids that were wearing my Mask’s are now wearing the masks of Sin Cara! The moves I made famous are now being replaced with moves from this new luchador! The people that cheered me and loved me.. Have found someone else to cheer and love!
JR: This sounds like jealously King!
King: I think Rey has a point.. These fans are never happy! Always looking for something new to talk about and hype up!
Rey: Then I hear the word going around the street.. When will Mysterio retire? He’s had too many injurys! He’s past it now! Hopefully he gives us one match with Sin Cara before he leaves! And all this from the fans that said they supported me?. All the years and the pain I have put myself through to be lost as soon as a Rey Mysterio wannabe walks through the door! Well Im done with all you people! From now on.. The master of the 619 is in for himself! So I hope you are all happy.. I hope your new hero was worth it! Because at the Royal Rumble.. I stop the Sin Cara hype once and for all!
*Mysterio drops the mic and makes his way up the ramp! Once again only a handful of fans are cheering for the former hometown hero!*
JR: That was intense! I don’t think I have ever seen Rey like that.. I ask though, what has Sin Cara done wrong?
King: He’s a Mysterio wannabe JR! he needs to realise that jumping off a trampoline into the ring will never make him better then Rey!
JR: I don’t think he’s trying to be better then Rey! I would even go as far to say he looks up to him! Im shocked by Mysterio’s actions King!
JR: I really don’t like this new Mysterio King.. All this hate and anger because a new kid has arrived on the block!
King: I don’t blame Rey, This Sin Cara was billed as something special and what’s he done JR? Nothing.. He will never be as good as Rey Mysterio!
JR: Well I ask you King.. In that case, what’s he done wrong? Rey attacked Sin Cara simply because he had the limelight stole from him, we are in the hometown of the legendary Mysterio and instead of getting cheered and treated like a hero he has been boo’ed and jeered because of his actions!
King: Well I like this Rey, He has spent too much of his time trying to please these fans and now he’s in it for himself!
JR: Folks I am sorry to interrupt the show.. But I am just receiving word that the big red machine Kane is causing mayhem backstage and were trying to get a camera there now!
King: I don’t like this new Kane JR! He’s scary!
JR: Demented is what he is King.. His actions last week was a disgrace and now he’s causing havoc backstage!
*A cameraman has caught up with Kane backstage! The big Red machine is shown walking down the hall throwing anything in his way.. Two members of security are able to catch up with Kane and try to calm him down!*
King: The security have arrived JR! Thank god for that!
*Kane has no attention of calming down and continues to carry on walking down the hall when one of the security grabs the arm of Kane, Kane stares right and the man as the man lets go off his arm.. Kane then strikes the man with a punch to the face knocking him down!
JR: What are you doing Kane! Somebody has got to stop this man!
*As Kane knocks down the first man the second security guard charges at Kane only for the big red monster to gram him by the throat! Kane drags the man by the throat to a nearby table!
JR: Oh My! Kane! Come on Kane, there is no need for this!
*Kane stares at the man for a few seconds feeding off the fear and then delivers a huge choke slam threw the table!
JR: My god! Kane is uncontrollable King!
King: This is getting way out of hand!
*Kane then walks back over to the first man and strikes him again knocking him to the floor once more! He then picks him back up and carry’s him on his shoulder!*
JR: Where is Kane taking him?
*Kane reaches the end of the hallway and there is a locked door in front of him.. Kane begins to laugh!*
King: I don’t like this JR!
JR: What is Kane planning!
*Kane steps back a few steps and then with the guy still on his shoulder runs straight at the locked doors, using the man as a human javelin!*
JR: He just smashed a security guard right through that locked door!
*Kane starts to laugh for a few seconds before turning round and noticing the cameraman that’s been following him.. The cameraman drops the camera and footsteps can be heard where the man has run away!
JR: The live feed has been lost folks and I’m pretty glad about that.. Kane is scary folks and who knows just how much damage this man will do! He want’s a challenge and that’s fine.. But why take it out on people who are trying to make a living and support there family’s!
King: I don’t know JR! Kane is back there’s no doubting that.. But will anyone stop this monster? Can anyone stop this monster?
JR: Well folks we have to move on with the show but we sure hope we can get hold of Kane and calm him down or maybe get him out of the building but right now it’s time for the return match of JBL after his commercial break!
*Once again the ringing bell can he heard and the longhorn music is played out around the arena as the crowd this time boo JBL!*
King: Just look at these fans JR! at the start of the show they were cheering for this man.. He tells a few home truths and suddenly they start to boo him!
JR: He told the fans that were cheering for him that they sucked King.. How do you expect them to respond!
King: Well I think it’s a disgrace that they would boo such a man! He’s a wrestling god JR! He deserves more respect then he’s getting right now!
*King gets up from his seat and starts to clap JBL as he makes his way down to the ring!*
JR: What are you doing King! Will you sit down..
*King sits down and stops clapping after JBL reaches the ring and starts to warm up!*
JR: Well here we go folks! This is an open challenge and the way things have been going around here literally anyone could turn up!
*After a minute of excitement and curiosity from the crowd music is played out around the arena and a man steps out from behind the curtain on to the stage!*
King: OH MY GOD IT'S GOLDBERG
JR: GOLDBERG HAS COME BACK AND HE IS TAKING ON JBL
JR: Wait a sec King this is Gillberg
King: *King laughs* Is this a joke?!
JR: This is not going to end well folks but it seems Gillberg has returned!
*The crowd give a big pop followed by laughter!*
King: This is a disgrace! First these morons boo a wrestling god and then Gillberg is the challenger? I hope JBL teaches him a lesson!
JR: Well judging by the look on JBL’s face he does not look impressed and I would say he’s about ready to take his anger out on Gillberg!
*Gillberg reaches and enters the ring, still receiving a good ovation from the crowd he starts to taunt JBL only to receive a huge big boot to the face before the bell is even rung!*
JR: Oh my god what a big boot! He almost knocked Gillberg out of his boots!
King: *King laughs* take that you idiot!
*The bell rings and JBL starts to stomp on Gillberg, boots to the face and body before picking him up and throwing him into the turnbuckle!*
JR: Big Irish whip from JBL there King!
*JBL springs himself from the opposite corner and charges at Gillberg with a clothesline!*
King: That had to hurt! *King laughs*
*JBL picks back up Gillberg and delivers 3 big scoop slams in a row!*
King: Do it again!
JR: How can you be enjoying this King! Gillberg is getting beat like a government mule!
King: That’s why Im enjoying it JR!
*JBL once again picks up Gillberg this time delivering a huge spine buster to the mat!*
JR: His head just smashed onto the canvas folks and there will be some idiot watching this saying “ yeah.. But he knows how to fall” give me a break!
*JBL steps away from a motionless Gillberg and signals for him to stand up!*
JR: What’s he planning here?
*After a little while Gillberg reaches his feet only to be hit with a huge Clothesline from hell which almost turns him inside out!*
JR: Good god almighty! Pin him JBL! Just end this beaten now!
King: He’s going to do it again!
*JBL picks back up Gillberg helping him to his feet only to come of the ropes and nail him again with the Clothesline from hell once more!*
King: I told you Ross!
JR: He’s not just trying to hurt the man, He’s out to end his career! This match should have been stopped!
*JBL finally pins Gillberg 1..2..3, the crowd explode with boo’s after witnessing a demolition!*
JR: Thank god that’s over! We need some medical attention for this man!
King: Gillberg needed medical attention long before this match JR! Did he really think he could beat a wrestling god?!
*JBL celebrates in the ring as once again his music plays, the crowd continue to boo heavily as medical help arrives to check on a lifeless Gillberg!*
JR: Well JBL is back folks and there’s no doubting he’s going to be a serious player once again here on Raw!
King: He’s going to be my pick for the Rumble!
*The lights suddenly go out in the arena and for a moment there is a moment of panic. Then the titantron flashes to life with a message reading simply*
*Then, a highlight reel showing clips of several entertainment outlets plays*
A few clips of bands such as Metallica, Iron Maiden, Anthrax, Slayer and Megadeath are shown.
A few clips of a tv game show flicks by.
Clips from past WWE events are shown.
*Then the message*
King: Who do you think is behind these Vignettes JR?
JR: It could be anyone King, I have had messages sent from the WWE Universe saying it’s Sting, Stone Cold and Gangrel! One person said it was the shock master but I think he was joking!
King: *King laughs* It could be anyone! We have had Cryptic promo’s play each week ever since the first Re-brand show of Raw Is War! I think it’s Mordecai !
JR: I guess we will have to just wait and see…
*Before JR can finish what he was going to say a pyro explodes and Kane’s music plays!*
JR: Here we go again King!
King: What’s he doing out here! Didn’t he cause enough problems earlier!
*Kane makes his way down the ramp to a chorus of Boo’s from the audience! He has a mic in hand and steps over the ropes and in to the ring ready to speak!*
Kane: Last week! *Kane laughs* last week I showed the WWE Universe exactly what I was capable off when I set an innocent man on fire! I warned you all that if someone did not step out from the shadows and give me the challenge I desire then I would entertain myself by causing pain and hurt to others and feeding off there fear!
JR: He’s sick King.. This is a man that enjoys doing these things!
Kane: Yet this week I arrive to find out that once again no one has accepted the challenge and instead has gone into hiding, scared of what the devils favourite son is capable off! *Kane again laughs* Now someone has to pay the price for others act of cowardly behaviour!
*Kane looks around the arena at the fans and there is a real sense of fear in the air , scared of what Kane is capable of doing next*
JR: What is Kane planning now?
*Kane points at a young boy in the crowd as the boy clings to his mother in fear!*
JR: no, not again Kane.. That’s a young boy for christ sake!
*Before Kane can do anything else a voice is heard over the speakers*
??: Kane! Kane! I have found what you are seeking!
*Kane turns his attention from the young boy and at the stage where the voice can he heard*
JR: Who’s behind the voice!
King: What’s with all the mystery and secrets around here lately!
*The camera is focused onto the stage and out from behind the curtain steps out Paul Bearer!*
King: Paul Bearer? I thought he was dead!
*Kane looks in shock to see his father on top of the stage as Bearer starts to speak once more*
PB: Kane! My son! I have found the challenge you have been seeking.. The challenge you need!
*Kane looks in shock, he had expected no one to challenge him or for his father to show up!*
PB: At the Royal Rumble Kane he will be there and ready to accept the challenge! I hope I have done my son proud and found someone worthy of accepting your challenge!
*Paul Bearer returns back behind the curtain as the camera is focused back onto a shocked Kane, Kane drops the mic and heads out of the ring back to the stage and behind the curtain!*
JR: Well considering Kane wanted the challenge folks he didn’t seem to happy did he?
King: I wonder who’s the challenger JR! Maybe it’s Mordecai!
JR: Who knows King.. Up next.. Our main event!
Lilian: The following match up is a six man tag set for one fall, introducing first from Cleveland, Ohio weighing in at 220 pounds The MIIIIIIIIIIZZZZZZZZZZ
JR: The Miz ladies and gentleman! The man who came up short last week and perhaps helped his own downfall when he wasted precious time after failing to cover Triple H after he hit the skull crushing finale!
King: Yeah I have to agree JR! The Miz had one hand on the title and instead of going for the pin he chose to celebrate and gloat.. I’m confident though if Miz got another chance he would not make the same mistake again!
JR: Well it looks like he has something to say King!
*The Miz makes his way down to the ring with a Mic in hand and begins to speak!*
Miz: Congratulations Hunter! Well done! You won, yet all the talk is still about me! All the talk is about How I didn’t pin you quick enough giving you a chance to recover! How does it feel knowing you only won because I let you… I had you beat Triple H!
*The crowd quickly begin to boo the Miz’s every word and chants for the new Intercontinental champion Triple H break out!*
Miz: I should be standing here the new Intercontinental champion! You know it.. I know it and all these idiot’s know it! Triple H, how does it feel knowing that you just about scraped a win against a man who is lacking in experience.. How does it feel knowing that the great Triple H! the cerebral assassin! The King of Kings no longer has the talent to beat a man and clearly be the deserved winner! You have lost it Triple H, last week was a clear sign that you are no longer the man you once was!
JR: He’s just trying to get in Triple H’s mind King, The Miz lost last week it’s as simple as that folks!
King: I don’t know JR! The Miz might have a point!
Miz: You want the chance to prove me wrong Hunter? Then give me a re-match at the Royal Rumble and prove you are the better man, Prove that you can still get the job done just like you always could before! Prove that you are not just another washed up star from the Attitude era! I am challenging you to a match at the Royal Rumble Triple H! If you truly are the better man then you will have nothing to lose will you!
*Miz drops the mic as the crowd once again boo, the rest of his team mates for tonight begin to make there way down to the ring!*
Lilian: His partner from Los Angeles, California weighing in at 213 pounds DOLPH ZIGGGLEEERRRR
Lilian: Introducing their partner DANIEELL BRYYAAN
Lilian: Thier opponent from Boston, Massachusetts weihing in at 251 punds JOOOHN CEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNAAAAAAAAAAA
Lilian: His partner, from Greenwich, Connecticut weighing in at 255 pounds, he is the game TRIPLLLLLEEEEEE H
Lilian: Their partner, ULTIMATEEEE WARRRRIORRRRRRRR
JR: Cena tags in Triple H, he is feeling it beating down Ziggler, Miz gets in the way and hits Triple H
King: LOOK OUT CENA………..ATTITUDE ADJUSTMENT ON THE MIZ
JR: Bryan Lebbel Lock on Cena……..HE’S TAPPING and Bryan lets go
King: Warrior, HE HIT IT
JR: Ziggler tags in Mz, SKULL CRUSHING FINALE ON TRIPLE H EVERYONE KNOCKED OUT 1……2……….3
King: HE DID IT THIS IS AWESOME
JR: What a scumbag that person is
King: There is nothing wrong with taking advantage of something JR, you need to learn that
JR: Whatever but I for one am not please with this, in fact let’s just end this here before it gets any worse
King: Wait, Triple H is about to talk
Triple H: Miz, Miz, Miz... I gotta give you one thing kid, you are either brave or too stupid to be calling me out, The Game, The Cerebral Assassin. Miz, you don't have the balls to survive against me.
I proved it to you last week when I pinned you 1-2-3... I pedigreed your ass not once, but twice. I humiliated you in front of the whole world. I disgraced you in front of your own family Miz and yet you want some more?
Miz, maybe they should bring back the European Title just for you. Miz, you need to get one thing straight, you're sticking your nose where it doesn't belong. I am the Intercontinental Champion and I don't plan on letting this go, especially to a two bit punk like you Miz.... and I'm not stopping there because I have my sights set on the WWE Championship. I don't care if I have to go through Cena, Punk, The Dead Man, Warrior or Little Ziggie, I will destroy all who get in my way.
Miz be careful what you ask for because you just might get it. You said you not only wanted to play the game, but that you wanted to beat the game. Even that goal is too far fetched for you Miz and last week I proved it, The Game outplayed you Mr. Reality TV Star. If you want me to kick your ass at the Royal Rumble, I have no problem doing that Miz, that's what I do best. I will never back down from a fight, but I guarantee you Miz, I will give you the worst beating you will ever experience in your life. You think what I've done to Taker or Shawn Michaels is bad, wait until you experience what I can do to you. And when all the dust has settled Miz... when you have wiped the blood away from your face... you will come crawling to me and bow down before me, the king of kings.
JR: Strong words from the Intercontinental champion here tonight and I think a new match has just been added to what is going to be a fantastic PPV.. folks we hope you join us at the Royal Rumble! thank you and good night!
The Royal Rumble is UP NEXT, after I eat actualy :p
PPVs from now on will have arena effects in theme songs
The Road To Wrestlemania starts HERE and NOW