Shawn Michaels: It's getting close to that time. That is right, that time. The time where you all recognize what is in store. I'm going to take the wrestling world by storm. I will show everyone that I am the best, not Taker, not Warrior...no one else is better than the Showstoppa! Be prepared, because the Heartbreak Kid is going to show you all how it is done
IC as Warrior: Now Undertaker, there is no evil in your soul, nor sin in your soul after I defeat your soul in the match that I will have with your human body, your soul will be the one that is resting in peace. It will be there with all the other souls, that I, the Ultimate Warrior, have put there with my Warrior powers along with all the souls that have been put there from all the other Warriors of my world. All those souls are resting in peace on that rocketship- just waiting to be brought to their destination- the icy planet of Gericurl in the Istanabulatcan Galaxy where the Warrior Gods gather to plan their plans of the plan for planning new plans. Once they do that, all souls will be transfered into Warrior juice to pump through my veins.
And to you Shawn Michaels, you call yourself the Showstopper, Shawn Michaels, who is called the showstopper. Well you are not the showstopper. I am the showstopper. In fact, with my Warrior powers, I almost held up a PPV- my partner, Hulk Hogan did not have the power of the Warrior that night, he refused the suck the Warrior juices from my Warrior loins- therefore all Warrior juices stayed in my body that night- I wanted him to have as much power as me that night. He did not want me out there, but my Warrior power made me go out there. I personally won that match by myself and decided to never share my Warrior juice with anyone after that though my wife, Mrs Warrior used some to make some little Warriors- who will one day take their place at the top of WWE and will be the new showstoppers of the future and beyond. And Shawn, you are not a heartbreaker to me- my Warrior heart is strong, stronger than everything in this universe and the other 33 universes of our quadrent of this unit of time
As for you Warrior. Have you taken too many shots to the head or are you just crazy? I hope we meet out in that squared circle, because the Showstoppa will show you that your juices and loins are no match for the main event. And when you least expect it Warrior, I'll leave you flat on your flabby old ass!
OOC: Just so everyone knows, I switched from HBK to CM Punk. Just so there is no confusion.
IC as Punk: Well lets see, who do we have hear for this gang of miserable misfits. The Ultimate Warrior, who is that guy? Oh right! He was popular back in the 1970's when wrestling was still done in barns and schools. You know I've heard him go on about juices and loins. Are these the same juices ole Warrior used to get to the size of Adonis? Me thinks so..next we have The Undertaker. You know, I thought Hogan was beyond his prime, which that hack is, but man looking Taker I don't see the Deadman, I see the Patheticman. People say Taker still gets it done in the ring, remind me, when did getting it done in the ring mean huffing and puffing down to the ring, using all the power in his body to just stand, and barely walk away as he was before. Oh but lets not forget, everyones favorite person, Captain Charisma Christian! Or to others in the back, Mr 2 Pump Chump! It's ok Christian. I'm sure it sucks to have the world finally in your hands, only for it to be taken away by the likes of someone else. That isn't where it ends though. You go as far as to recapture the title in a way that no self respecting wrestler would, only to lose it again! Wow...wow 2 pump chump, you have me amazed. I haven't forgotten about the golden boy himself, John Cena. What is it John? Did you think if you went back to your roots you might recapture the fans that have oh so desperately despised you since you rose to the top? I've heard it gets pretty lonely at the top, is that why you are trying to have embrace the "Doctor of Thuganomics" again? Well let me tell you this Cena, when I knock your ass off the top, the fans, people in the back, they are hungry to rip you to shreds, so i'd watch your back. Last but most certainly not least, we have Bryan Danielson. A guy I rose up with, went through the ranks with, and lets see. You were hired, fired, rehired, only to be in the doghouse for a while. Our paths have crossed before Danielson, and believe me, when they cross here, I will show you why I am the best in the world
IC: For god sake's Punk just shut up already, is so sad to see a guy getting a little tiny bit of attention and start call himself "Best In The World", I've entertaining crowds for years when you where starting to learn how to do an armbar, yeah man you're SOOOO entertaining ,Instead I redefined tag team wrestling scene, I redefined the concept of hardcore wrestling with the TLC matches and I am far more enternaining than all this lame excuse of competitors, now that have all the peeps at my side I will return to my rightful spot in the top of the industry, doesn't how many times I have to beat you Punk, or I have to beat that Ancient fossil the Ultimate Warrior, do us all a favor Warrior and show us and go play to the "no one cares, trapped in the past legend" with Hogan and Flair, then you Undertaker, I would face but it will be so boring have to wait a whole year but hey, maybe you can leave the ring on your feet this time???, Danielson, you are the most annoying little coward rat I had seen in this industry, "oh god no, save from his mighty vegan powers", Cena, is great you went to the Thugmanomics thing, I was afraid you were going to ran out of colors for your frutyy pebbles T shirt, it's a shame you wrestle as bad as you rap, I'm Captain Charisma and when I have ONE MORE MATCH, I will show why I'm the peep's champion.