Laura Spencer: Ladies and gentlemen, presenting your main event for the evening... introducing first... "The Selfish Animal"... Amadeus Frewin!
The crowd boos as Amadeus comes out to his music... and he can be seen vigorously protesting their displeasure with him, yelling "I'm not a bad man! I'm not a crook!"
Shane Cole: And now it's come to our main event, folks... this man, Amadeus Frewin, is going to be competing to gain the favor of the Board! We've seen this man insert himself into the main event picture upon his sudden reappearance - despite his questionable past and the reason he's been gone for so long. Now he is on a mission to challenge for the TWE World Heavyweight Title, and his first step will be tonight's match... can he show The Board that he is worth considering to go for the gold?
Jared Manning: Well, that IS the million dollar question tonight, Cole... just as much as this man's wardrobe, no doubt! See, that's the thing about Frewin that everybody seems to ignore: Frewin is an accomplished man - a made man! He has trained himself in so many disciplines, physically and mentally! He is the very definition of a self made man, and to top it all off... he has the lovely Elfreida by his side! Frewin has all of the things that any and every man should aspire to - all that he needs now is the TWE World Championship around his waist!
SC: Interesting choice of words you used there, Jared... "made man"? Sources say that Frewin had ties to, shall we say, "social undesirables" that are of interest to the authorities on every level - local, state, federal, even international! Forget being "self made" - Frewin's a wanted man!
JM: Keep your hogwash opinions to yourself, Cole - you, like all of these idiotic people, are so easily fooled by the media! Frewin is the American success story... and that just means he is being targeted by those in all places who are jealous of him, who want him to fall and fail. Your jealousy is so transparent - and so sickening. I thought you were better than this, Cole!
LS: And now, his opponent... hailing from New York City, NY... The Master of The Ballad, The Asshole Himself... Kaige Chamberlain!
Where there were unpleasant boos, there are now overwhelming cheers! The crowd pops hard for Chamberlain as he comes out, with a two-finger salute to the fans delight. As he passes a camera at ringside, he looks into the camera with a cocky smile and says "Ignorance is overrated, but arrogance is bliss!"
JM: THIS is the man these fans should be putting down... he's disrespectful. Unrefined. Snarky. Brash. Hell, he just praised being arrogant! HE'S AN ASSHOLE!!! But look at these people - THESE SHEEP - pandering to him, approving his behavior, encouraging him! He is nothing like the great Amadeus Frewin!
SC: And that's part of why these fans love him! Kaige is his own man, through and through! He doesn't hide behind anything - he owns every decision and action he makes! Chamberlain runs from nothing and nobody - and just as he stated earlier, he has been working day and night to become the premier wrestling star of TWE! While Frewin was away playing hide-and-seek with the feds, Chamberlain has been pursuing success the right way - LEGALLY! Now is the chance for him to prove that he belongs in the limelight - and I can't think of a better person to prove that against than that crook Frewin!
The two men stand in the ring as the ref checks them both. Frewin looks at Chamberlain with a mask of aloofness tinged with a hint of malice... and Chamberlain looks back with his trademark devil-may-care grin. The ref calls for the bell, and the match begins!
Chamberlain = Sabuta/Frewin = Makabe - stop at 13:35
Frewin fights out of the sleeper with a sit-down jawbreaker to knock Chamberlain loose... both men are staggered, but standing... Chamberlain rushes Frewin, Frewin with a kick to the gut to stop him, traps him in a powerbomb hold and lifts him - but Chamberlain escapes! Drops behind Frewin, spins him around and lifts him in a fireman's carry...
SC: Here it comes - Ballad of an Asshole! Into the cover -
LS: Your winner... Kaige Chamberlain!
Chamberlain begins to celebrate... until...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=jawYdcEQOhoJared Manning: Here comes the boss!
Shane Cole: Heâ€™s not the boss. He is, at best, a spokesman.
Mr. Smyth walks into the arena to an eruption of boos and jeers, his left hand in his pocket while his right hand holds a mic. As he stands on the staging area, several stagehands hastily bring out Smythâ€™s statue and place it at the top of the ramp. The fans boo louder as Smyth stands next to his statue.
Mr. Smyth: The board of directors and I have been analyzing the show this evening and I am pleased to announce that everyone here has achieved a satisfactory standard, however we will be looking to improve on that in the weeks and months to come so we can make TWE the best efed in the world.
Thereâ€™s a mixed reaction from the fans, with a small â€˜TWEâ€™ chant echoing around the arena.
Mr. Smyth: Mr. Chamberlain, the fact that youâ€™ve managed to get a clean pinfall over your adversary is very admirable. It has been a while since you were last in a match and it is great to see that you havenâ€™t lost your edge. You really did deserve your win this evening.
The fans pop, and a â€˜Chamberlainâ€™ chant starts up. Kaige starts to milk the crowd as Mr. Smyth waits for the noise to die down.
Mr. Smyth: Winning your match tonight has gone a fair way to impressing the board, but you donâ€™t need to win everything to achieve success.
Kaige stops in the ring and looks at Smyth. He starts to shake his head and repeatedly say â€˜noâ€™.
Mr. Smyth: There is something more important than winning everything and that is how you go about your business and I know it is safe to say that, in this instance, Amadeus Frewin was much more impressive to the board of directors than you.
The fans explode with boos as Chamberlain kicks the bottom ropes in frustration.
Mr. Smyth: Donâ€™t be too disheartened, Kaige. Like I said earlier, this was not a number one contenders match. It was, in essence, a showcasing event and there will be other opportunities for you to prove yourself, so everything will be fine.
You just have to remember that while the board will not always be the most popular of people, they will always do what is best for business.
SC: I - I don't believe this! Chamberlain got screwed!
JM: Au contraire, mon frere - you heard the Spokesman of the Board! No harm, no foul. Chamberlain will get another opportunity. Maybe. For now, he needs to head to the back of the line with the other losers... it's Frewin's time to shine now!