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RAW is Toasted! A Rick Starr Blog Splash

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Welcome Back Splashers for another edition for the Rick Starr Blog Splash. For the two or thee of you who got pissed and just couldn't bear to see my little promo at the end of my blog, you have my word, I will not have any promotions here...at least for this one I aim to please all. Besides, after this blog, I'm sure I'll be pissing off plenty of you WWE/ Rock marks anyway, so I need to cover up. For this I apologize in advance..

After watching this past Victory Road, which made me vomit like a drunk who had one too many, I was looking forward to Monday to get me back into the spirit..it didn't do the job. In fact, I felt like running back to the toilet for a second round. Let's start things off where things went wrong...

The Rock's Segment
For weeks Dwayne (Formerly known as "The Rock" in my book), has been dis'ed by Both Cena and The Miz on Live Television, and on the Internet. They both have insulted him, his father, his grandfather, and just about everybody in between. What has he done about it? Nothing! The only thing this has-been does does is crack some jokes, and some idol threats behind via satellite (which really means they have been taped for months). According to WWE.com He is expected to actually appear LIVE this coming RAW....Probably because he has to pick up his paycheck if you ask me.

I have been reading for the past few weeks that Dwayne is supposed to come back after WrestleMania to Wrestle Cena. I don't believe this for one second! In fact If you ask me, I think Jeff Hardy will get a clean urine test before Dwayne wrestles a match again! ( DISCLAIMER: When Hardy goes to Jail I do revoke this statement..but you get the idea)

In all seriousness I don't even bother with Dwayne's segments anymore. I thought the "10yr old Cena" was stupid, and I just fast forwarded the whole thing.

I'm sorry, but I'm over Dwayne, he just needs to go back to Hollywood. Some people may be chanting "ONE MORE MATCH!" Not me, I'm just chanting "PLEASE GO AWAY!".

Drew Carew in HoF?
This inductee really disgusted me! There are way too many deserving wrestlers who should be inducted into the Hall of Fame. So What do they do? They Induct a guy who was in one match for not even 10 seconds. I understand the purpose of having a "celebrity wing", but If your gonna have Celebrity inductees, have them inducted on a different night or something. To Put HBK and Drew Carey on in the same night, is a disgrace! It just took RAW down a few notches in my book, even though it had nothing to do with RAW directly.

"Grand Master Sexay"

There are some wrestlers that have been forgotten, and there are wrestlers that SHOULD have been forgotten! Grand Master Sexay: Brain Christopher is one of those Wrestlers that should have been forgotten! It would not have been so bad if he came down with his stupid strut. but to top it off, his bleached white hair just topped the whole package off.

The Look on Lawler's face was priceless, I almost wonder if somewhere Jerry was not happy to see him. I thought the interview was boring...much like GMS's career. GMS tried to make it out like he had a big career, but he didn't, and even his father Jerry said he was a bigger screw-up than Charlie Sheen.

Jim Ross Segment
The Jim Ross/ Cole segment was ok I guess. When it comes down to it, I guess it was needed to push the storyline forward to make Cole over as a heel. Also They needed to add J.R. into the story somehow so he can commentate a few matches

Snooki Segments
Despite her being incredibly hot, I don't see the need of a Jersey Shore Guest Host. To make things worse, Now it appears She has entered in a Mixed tag-team match at WrestleMania!? It was cool to have Dwane, and Austin, but Snookie?

I think that John Morrison has been knocked down a few pegs in the rankings as far as I'm concerned. 3 months ago he was on the hunt for the WWE World Title, then he was in Elimination Chamber for the WWE. Now he's in a Tag Team Match with a retired Diva(Trish Stratus) and a celebrity(Snooki). Hopefully he does not keep heading in this direction.

The Only other Segment that really brought the show down was the HBK segment, where he talked about The Undertaker vs HHH. The first installment was interesting, but the rest just seems to be repetitive. (Not blaming HBK, the WWE lives for replaying and remixing the same clips.)

The rest of the show in general was ok. I liked the Sheamus/Bryan US Title Match, although I expected Sheamus to win. The Orton/Mason Ryan Match was also decent. The sites expected Mason to accompany Punk to WrestleMania...My friend Vinny the Guido once said Never "believe the websites!" I guess he was right.

Well That's it for this edition Splashers! Until Next time...See You When I See You! -Rick Starr

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Updated 03-20-2011 at 12:12 AM by Rick Starr

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  1. printz1224's Avatar
    you misquoted. he didn't say never leaving again. he said "i'm never going away." which one can interpret as him saying he never really left. as if he's always been a part of the WWE. and always will be in some capacity. you're certainly entitled to your opinion, but we're just as entitled to disagree.

    so many people are making him out to be some kind of greedy ego driven scumbag. no one said he'd be back full time. I do remember a couple months back, him saying something about working on some sort of project with Vince. So I can imagine his coming back has something to do with that.

    I think the problem is, all these people gave themselves these expectations of the Rock coming back, wrestling every week and cutting hilarious promos like he used to do. And then though about it and decide "nope, not gonna happen." And blamed him for it. Rather than remember the great times he used to give us and be. I for one am grateful that I never have to see him become another Hulk Hogan or Ric Flair.
  2. jonestown420's Avatar
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  4. Rick Starr's Avatar
    Quote Originally Posted by printz1224
    you misquoted. he didn't say never leaving again. he said "i'm never going away." which one can interpret as him saying he never really left. as if he's always been a part of the WWE. and always will be in some capacity. you're certainly entitled to your opinion, but we're just as entitled to disagree.

    so many people are making him out to be some kind of greedy ego driven scumbag. no one said he'd be back full time. I do remember a couple months back, him saying something about working on some sort of project with Vince. So I can imagine his coming back has something to do with that.

    I think the problem is, all these people gave themselves these expectations of the Rock coming back, wrestling every week and cutting hilarious promos like he used to do. And then though about it and decide "nope, not gonna happen." And blamed him for it. Rather than remember the great times he used to give us and be. I for one am grateful that I never have to see him become another Hulk Hogan or Ric Flair.
    You are right, my mistake. I knew he said something like that. However to interpret that he really never left...I don't think anyone can really say that. The man has been gone for 7 years. If you want to count the HoF and the Smackdown 10 Year anniversary, then I won't argue.

    I do agree that I don't want him to become another Hulk or Flair, no doubt about it. I just feel that he's milking his WM tour.
  5. printz1224's Avatar
    i just meant he never left as in there was always the element of surprise lurking around the corner. like the events you mentioned, or his promo on vince/umaga vs. trump/lashley. he said it himself like 100 times. he's accomplished everything he wanted to accomplish, so he moved on.

    would i have preferred it if he had that "one last match" and a big HBK style send off? absolutely. but that was his choice. i don't expect him to come back full time. my only hope is that he can give us that "one last match". And i'm no Cenation member...but I for one wouldn't be mad at all if his last match was against Cena. Whether I like it or not, he's the biggest star in the company right now.

    But then again, if that match never happens, and he quietly leaves again...so be it. I bought his DVD the first day it came out a few years ago, and watch it probably a few times a year. I don't wanna sound like a sheep, but I'm happy with what he gave to the company, and to the fans. But like i said, he never said he's coming back full time, so I don't expect that much of him.
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