Paul Heyman â€“ The ONLY man who could take over from Vince McMahon
by, 12-09-2010 at 02:28 PM (7737 Views)
As time goes on and years pass, our favourite billionaire megalomaniac grows older. In the next 15 years we will most probably see, if not the passing, but the WWF/E retirement of Vince McMahon. The man who undercut his dad to buy WWWF, the man who obliterated the local territories, raided all the best talents from those territories and constructed the Wrestling powerhouse that is the WWF/E, brought Wrestlemania, Summerslam, Survivor Series, King of the Ring, No Holds Barredâ€¦â€¦. Ok, Iâ€™ll let that one go, but you get the idea. Vince McMahon has enriched each and every wrestling fanâ€™s life and heâ€™s done but by not giving you what you want â€“ The man is a genius.
But when his days come to an end, who will take the helm of WWF/E once â€œThe Bossâ€ has clocked out of titan towers for the last time? Letsâ€™ look at the Candidates:
1. Stephanie McMahon â€“ The obvious choice and the puristsâ€™ choice. With her Dadâ€™s business nous that she will no doubt have absorbed over the years and her own knowledge of the business, Stephanie would be the natural replacement. Also with the added value of The Game as her other half, the McMahon/Helmsley era could be the future for the â€œEâ€
2. Shane Oâ€™ Mac â€“ Although Shane is off doing his thing with the Chinese at the moment and playing around the fringes of MMA, Iâ€™m sure that if the call came from his Dad then Shane would possibly make a return to WWF/E. He has the personality and has shown in the past that not only can he do the Heel/Face routine; the man can take a bump! (Blackman? Summerslam? Anyone?). The only question is WILL Shane come back to the business or has he washed his hands of it and moved on with his life?
3. Eric Bischoff â€“ Not going to happen. Iâ€™m sure that even John â€œJonny Aceâ€ Laurinaitis would veto that! Lots of legal red tape if this is ever going to happen, That and a restraining order on Hogan! I personally like EB for what he did at WCW, he took it from a grotty sound stage with no-one watching and made it into a grown up Wrestling Show. I wonder if he can do the same with TNA? Because at the moment, thatâ€™s what the iMPACT zone looks like, WCW Saturday Night but with a bit more black paint thrown around the building. Iâ€™ll save my full rant on this for another day!
4. Jim Cornette â€“ The mouth returneth? I donâ€™t think so! JC has sued more people than Donald Trump and come away with fewer victories than Barry Horowitz. Jim also has a deep, deep love of independent Wrestling and to take the Ringmasters job at the WWF/E would be morally difficult. Even for him.
5. Paul Heyman â€“ The Whole Fâ€™N Show. Paul E has been in every single aspect of this game. Heâ€™s been a Wrestler, Heâ€™s been a manager, Heâ€™s been a Pundit, An Announcer, a Producer, A Managing Director, A Photographer, A Booker, An Agent, Security, Ring Technician and most importantly, A Fan. In my lifetime as a Wrestling fan, I have never seen anyone with the passion for Wrestling like Paul E. The man paid his dues by working the old indy circuit before being hired and tossed aside by WCWâ€™s Wrestling Nazi Regime. After his unceremonious departure from â€˜Rasslin Paul didnâ€™t go and sulk like others (SHANE HELMS! Sorry, Fresh wound!), Paul dusted himself off and created the single greatest entity in 1990â€™s Wrestling. Some say HBK and I hate to disagree with that but ask a lot of Wrestling fans who are 26/27 what was cool about Wrestling in the 1990â€™s and your answer will be 3 letters. E-C-W. Now we all know about ECW and what it meant, however my point is that Paul Heyman is the most creative man in Wrestling. TNA tried to get him and tried to get him and heâ€™s said no due to his commitments for the Heyman Hustle, which is awesome by the way, and this shows that The Carter/Hogan/Bischoff orgy KNOW, they absolutely KNOW that he is the man who can take them to greatness.
With all those candidates, the company would be left in, the majority, safe hands. Looking forward though, Wrestling recycles itself, and in about 5-7 years we are due another revolution along the lines of ECW. Not brute violence, but a counter culture Wrestling programme, something with a bit of Bollocks to it! Something that will send ruffles through the business as much as when Shane Douglas threw down the NWA belt and called it Dead.
If the WWF/E is to go from strength to strength then it needs to adapt, evolve and prepare for the future. Itâ€™s not going to be long before the TNA show goes mobile and we may, and thatâ€™s a big may, but we may have another Monday Night Wars-esque situation. If we do then WWF/E, in the absence of Vince McMahon, will need a talisman more than any of us ever thought. And I canâ€™t think of anyone better to piss all over Bischoffâ€™s masterplan....
.....than Paul E. Heyman. E-C-F'N-W!