Lynx's top 5 least favorite wrestlers currently
by, 02-04-2014 at 02:11 PM (2333 Views)
Inspired by AWrestlingGod's thread on current 5 faves in WWE, I decided to give my 5 least favorites. These are my opinions only. Just because you may like these 5, doesn't mean I have to. Also, if you think your favorite won't make this list... then I'm afraid I've got some BAD NEWS for you. Anyway, let's begin in no particular order...
#1 - Dolph Ziggler - This dude sucks! I know I've seen people go ape shit over his promo but really, it's more of the same shit he's been spewing whenever he gets mic time. This isn't the 80s. Louder no longer means better. Especially when you sound like a Japanese fan girl. To make sure it wasn't just me, I showed this to some of my friends who watch wrestling very casually. The responses I got were "Who the fuck is this guy?" and "Why does he sound like a little bitch?" I get that people like Dolph because he sells moves really good and he's good worker... but that's it. He has nothing else to offer. He's that guy that can't cut promos, shakes his ass and sells the moves of better wrestlers really well. I don't want him to be future endeavored because WWE needs a glorified punching bag but if he does get fired one day. I will not miss him.
#2 - Darren Young - I've never liked this dude, even since his NXT days. Now before anything thinks I don't like him because I'm homophobic, let me say that I'm not homophobic and this has nothing to do with him being gay. If anything, him being gay is a safety to why he won't get fired. Plus it keeps Pat Patterson happy. My problem is with his in-ring work. Like Titus O'Neil said. Darren Young is dead weight. He sucked on the mic because he fumbled over his lines 70% of the time and he's terrible in the ring. I remember he had a match with CM Punk a year ago on raw and it was one of the worst matches I seen in a long time. If WWE plans to keep him, send him back to developmental because he needs all the training he can get.
#3 - Eva Marie - Oh my GOD is this woman terrible. She's is figuratively everything I hate about women in today's wrestling. The kind that thinks it's just a easy meal ticket to catapult her career into modeling or dating a celebrity or whatever their ulterior motive is. She is horrendous in the ring. WORSE than fucking Jenna Morasca. I didn't even think that was possible. She hasn't been on TV much and rightfully so. Part of me wants Total divas to go away just so we don't have a reason to keep seeing her.
#4 - Erick Rowan - I like the Wyatt family but honestly, anyone can fill his shoes. All he does is wear a mask and say "RUN!" While he's not horrible in the ring, he doesn't stand out like his other brethren. I honestly believe if you give Curtis Axel the mask and make him say "RUN!", you won't notice the difference. Speaking of which...
#5 - Curtis Axel - Him being the son of Mr. Perfect and the Grandson of Larry "The Ax" Henning, I REALLY want to like this guy. For anyone who thought he was going to be like his dad or granddad, I'm afraid I've got some BAD NEWS for you. It's fine that he wants to be his own man but we don't know what man that is. He's already up there in age and the clock is ticking. I think he's great in the ring and he just started coming around as far as promos go but he's got a long way to go before fans give him another look. That Michael McGullicutty gimmick did him no favors either.
So yeah, these are my 5 least favorites at the moment. If you didn't see someone mentioned here it's because I either like them or they serve a purpose. Let me know how you feel about this and if you want, post your top 5 least favorites at the moment.