IT's never going to happen..unrealistic
by, 11-29-2013 at 06:20 AM (2127 Views)
After sitting here reading various posts for years I CAN safely say if I had a penny for every single time Iâ€™ve seen someone post how bad the writing of wwe is and then proceed to create a dream card scenario which is so unrealistic they would booked WCW worse than 2000.
Here are my current theoryâ€™s Iâ€™ve seen that need to be addressed
5.) Ironmatch at wrestlemania
Ok I get you may be fans of Daniel Bryan and CM punk and may have watched all their indie matches and have all their action figures but do you really think this is a good idea.
The idea of punk/Bryan at mania is plausible however the ironmatch stipulation ...really? last year the wwe had restraints on time and had to cut certain matches and entrances out so imagine how much a 60 minute match would f*ck up their restraints this year. Not to mention the age demographic wwe promotes now days have the attention span of precisely 5 minutes not to mention the rowdier foreign fans that would attend a whole hour would kill the crowd and become a â€˜how many Mexican waves can we fit in within an hourâ€™
The attitude Era is never coming back, the wwe is a public company and turning it back into a trashy wrasslin company is not the way forward. Yes we all loved it but use your business heads for a hot minute would you rather have sponsors that make millions, have a globally great reputation and be turning over so much money or would you rather appease a small majority of fans that half the time stream the pay per views for free and will whine at everything anyway??
3.) Daniel Bryan
Daniel Bryan is good and I do like him, but what is this fascination with him being the new stone cold Steve Austin/ rock. Yes he is getting good reactions partly due to his amazing wrestling abilities and personality but itâ€™s also partly due to that rebellious teenager inside all wrestling fans that wants to just go against the system and troll the wwe. It is not realistic in any sense of the word a wrestler like Daniel Bryan would beat HHH/Big show/Orton for f*ck sake not even a year ago this person you are rooting for to be face of the wwe was caught in a backstage promo eating in the bin by Kane a year or two before that another promo where Vince McMahon wakes up in a hospital bed from a coma quoting the words â€œnext your be telling me Daniel Bryan is US championâ€...THAT is the truth of how Vince feels and its only a matter of time before Vince stops stroking your egos and sticking him in the mid card with hideous booking and pushing the next muscle bound personality void â€œsuperstarâ€
2.) Stupid stables
Ok I donâ€™t know how to break this but no matter how much a good idea it seems having a united Kingdom based stable consisting of a Irishman,scottishman and brit does appear, believe me it is utterly stupid, according to this logic you should put a Frenchman or even a German in the group as an enforcer. The idea of the Nation of domination is even more imbecilic, in todayâ€™s PG friendly kid atmosphere you want to put a militant racist black group!!! THINK ABOUT THAT for a minute a militant black group on TV in 2013 ... Christ! Itâ€™s not going to happen just like reforming the ministry of darkness with a half crippled undertaker who appears once or twice a year with Kane (who currently isnâ€™t even a monster and was never in the group in the first place) and THEN add the Wyatt family to this magical group which gives everyone a good way of losing all momentum the Wyatt family have built and turning them into current personification of viscera and mideon. STUPID IDEA
- John cena turning heel will make things better
This is the worst theory I have ever read, if you guys are bored of John cena now what makes you think cena being heel will make it better, if he turns heel then he will be in the main event even more than he is now. Every segment will no doubt revolve round heel cena for months upcoming wrestlers will no doubt be buried in the aim to promote to make cena the ultimate heel champion
Why not just be happy with what you got!!
I think we can all agree some of these are stupid...buts hell im only playing thats why I Love you all you bunch of moaning b*stards