Unofficial summerslam 2013 card
by, 05-30-2013 at 07:22 PM (4201 Views)
THE UNOFFICIAL SUMMERSLAM CARD!
Every now and again I try my hand at this. I've been doing it since I was a kid and I think I've gotten pretty good at it. This could work. Hopefully creative is reading and offer me a job, lol. (I tried to make this as realistic as possible based on the current state of WWE.)
Big E. Langston vs. Wade Barrett
I'd hope they would turn Big E. face by this time. But what a match this would be. I see World Champ written all over Big E. and this could be the run to start it all. Taking nothing away from Barrett as I see the same for him as well. But a perfect way to start off a great night!
Tag-Team 'Inferno' Match!
'The Brothers of Destruction' Kane and The Undertaker vs. 'The Shield' Roman Reigns and Seth Rollins
This match would be non-title for obvious reasons. Plus, Taker ain't coming back after this until WM30 so no point in taking the titles off The Shield. But if there's one environment that the Shield WON'T thrive in, it's a match like this! For those of you who don't know (the babies on here), an Inferno match is a match where the only way to win is to set your opponent on fire! And the ring is completely surrounded by flames. Needless to say, the Shield wears plenty of clothing which will burn, burn, burn.
Fatal Fourway United States Championship Match!
Dean Ambrose vs. The Miz vs. Fandango vs. Kofi Kingston
Not that I'm saying Fandango should win this one. You can pick your poison for this one, but I bet it would be fun to watch.
Randy Orton vs. Sheamus
Ok. So this one is a looong time and coming. I'm not sure how much longer they can keep Randy looking like a school boy but I can tell he's DYING to turn heel. And who better to turn heel against than the guy that all the little kiddies love and one of the posterboys of Saturday Morning Slam!?
Tag-Team Street Fight!!
C.M. Punk and Brock Lesnar 'The Heyman Guys' vs. Triple H and Chris Jericho
For this to really work it'd need to be pretty brutal. But I really think these guys could pull it off. BTW, if the Rock was still around I'd make this Rock vs. Brock but it doesn't look too hopeful he'll be back by then.
Triple Threat World Heavyweight Championship Match!
Dolph Ziggler vs. Alberto Del Rio vs. Jack Swagger
Finally the triple threat match we should've seen last ppv. Hopefully Dolph will be back to 100% by then.
John Cena vs. Daniel Bryan
Needless to say, ole goat face would've shaved it all off by now and be screaming "Yes" again as he'd have made the big heel turn against Kane at the previous ppv, making him the #1 contender for the WWE Championship at Summerslam. And hopefully he'd give Cena the wrestling lesson of his life. The outcome? I'd like to see Ryback cost Cena the title for "being left off the SS card." Cena taps to the Yes lock. New Champ DB!!
I tried to keep the ppv from seeming too "gimmicky". I know it's a little unrealistic to have 2 tag matches, a triple threat, AND a fatal fourway at one ppv but it's the only way to include everyone who should be included.