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The Commandments of the WWE IWC

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If you were to lurk on any of the dirt sheets, you would think the IWC is a bunch of hypocritical, indecisive lunatics who are just never happy. Which is not true at all, we are happy sometimes, it just lasts shorter than a New York minute.

The truth is though, there are some rules to make most (but never all) of the IWC happy. So instead of being all serious and boring, I'm going to have some fun.

WWE IWC Commandments:

1) Thou shall love heels more than faces

2) Thou shall not be a great face without one good heel turn

3) Thou shall realize we will always try to turn a heel face.

3) Thou shall not be predictable.

4) Thou shall not be unpredictable when we want it to be predictable.

5) Thou shall always like the veteran Jobber of the Stars who hasn't won a world title yet.

6) Thou shall love to hate John Cena as a wrestler

7) Thou shall hate The Miz, because it's The Miz

8) Thou shall not have a quick rise to the top unless you act like one of our old favorites.

9) Thou shall be built slowly to develop and win us over unless it's The Miz.

10) Thou shall always want the old vetreans.

11) Thou shall hate that the WWE brings back old vetreans.

12) Thou shall always want Rider

13) Thou shall love the indy star who wrestled for ROH and now for NXT.

14) Thou shall always want dream matches and whine when it doesn't happen.

15) Thou shall be too lazy to riot.

16) Thou shall love the promos and angles of when we were kids.

17) Thou shall hate the promos and angles of the past when they are redone for today's kids.

18) Thou shall always make fun of Jericho's jacket when it doesn't work

19) Thou shall always want tables.

20) Thou shall always bring up TNA.

21) Thou shall always hate the booking

22) Thou shall always wear rose colored glasses when looking back to the Attitude era

23) Thou shall always hate PG

24) Thou shall always make fun of ratings and non-sell out crowds

25) Thou shall never say the PPV was worth buying

26) Thou shall read dirt sheets then complain that Raw/PPV was predictable.

27) Thou shall always say the titles are worthless.

28) Thou shall always say their favorite star should hold a title.

29) Thou shall hum Fandango's theme.

30) Thou shall never be happy, threaten to never watch again, and watch it promptly the following week.

Feel free to add on to the list or tell me I'm wrong.

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  1. WWE.TNA.2012's Avatar
    thou shalt watch anything but wrestling (Or so they make it seem).

    Thou shall want 3 big matches in a rivalry and then complain calling them similar (there the same f***ing match).

    Though shall always call themselfs a broski and then remember that people that pretend to b broski's always get no hoski.

    Thou shall cheer for Santino and then complain that he isnt serious enough for WWE.

    Though shall pretend to hate The Miz and then go home and look at their 45 ft wall full of Miz Pictures apoligising!!!
  2. Dime Store Saint's Avatar
    How about "thou shall think they are better at booking a show/ppv despite the fact the WWE us a multi billion company that has done this longer than most of the IWC has been alive"

    Oh and "thou shall destroy the credibility of anyone who disagrees with 'my' opinion"
  3. Copekillzz's Avatar
    Quote Originally Posted by weems
    Thou shall claim to take a piss break every time there is a divas match.

    Thou shall love Jim Ross and criticize every other announcer.

    Thou shall love "pure wrestling" but spend 99% of their time watching sports entertainment such as Impact and Raw rather than other independent wrestling promotions.

    Thou shall love "long wrestling matches that tell stories" but mark out when a MITB winner cashes in on a guy who was unconscious 10 seconds ago and becomes a 1st time champion after a 2 minute match.

    Thou shall get angry when WWE announces they are having a live musical performance at Wrestlemania.

    that fourth one is spot on...
  4. Lupy1234's Avatar
    Thou Shall call out Ryan Clark on his crappy reporting

    Thou Shall call out Ryan Clark on his really bad "Reporter's Links"

    Thou Shall call out Ryan Clark for banning people for calling him out on how his site works by generating false/repeated links just to make money

    Thous Shall call out Ryan Clark and his many wrestling sites and redirects just to gain more "clicks"
  5. Lupy1234's Avatar
    Thou Shall complain how bad the current WWE product is, but continue to watch it

    Thou Shall complain how bad the current WWE product is and do nothing about it.
  6. 913's Avatar
    This. All of this. Spot on.

    And less passive aggressively, the "IWC" does the product a huge disservice with their behavior.
  7. Itsonlyleggy's Avatar
    "Thou shall worship at the altar of thy lord Dean Ambrose"
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