One Word To Describe WWE...PREDICTABLE
by, 02-23-2012 at 03:04 PM (3265 Views)
I've watched WWE since the 80s and to be honest, every time I watch it these days I really ask myself why? I literally fast forward through 80% of the shows, and the parts I watch are just in hopes that something interesting is going to happen (which never does).
This weeks Raw was so predictable its pathetic. Did anyone, even for a second think that Jericho wasn't going to win that Battle Royal? If you did, you're an idiot!
Or how about the Undertaker/HHH WM match; did anyone really think it WASN'T going to happen? Again, if you did, you're an idiot! Stop wasting our time with three weeks of HHH saying "No" when we all know that in the end he will say "Yes." And at least when he does say yes, have it be cause the UT did something big, not "You're not as good as Shawn." Who the hell thinks HHH is better than HBK? HHH would be nothing if not for HBK. But thats besides the point. My point is, have the UT do something drastic to make HHH say yes, like threaten Stephanie or his kids or something. I would say to have him kidnap her but that was already done back when WWE didn't SUCK! To be honest, I don't want to see another HHH/UT match. This will be the third time they have fought at WM, its been done, its old, almost as old as they are. UT is not going to lose at WM, it will be his legacy that he never did. If on the off chance they do have HHH beat him, everyone will look at HHH and think, "WOW! What a fucking ego on this guy. His head is as big as his nose." WWE should have fought harder to get Sting to do it last year, and let be UT's last match. Or hell, let him fight someone he hasn't before or at least someone he hasn't fought 100 times. Hell I'd rather see the Rock fight UT than HHH.
And that was my segway into this; The Rock vs. Cena. WHO GIVES A SHIT?! Cena is the absolute worst. His gimmick hasn't changed in like 8 years or some crap. Turn the guy heel for christ's sake, its what your fans want (at least the ones old enough to buy tickets themselves). Have Cena turn heel, fight the UT and beat him at WM. It will make Cena the most hated guy in WWE. In turn, have the Rock face HHH. I know, I know, that has been done a million times to...but at least not recently.
And lastly, Daniel Bryan. Possibly the worst Champ I have ever seen. He has no business being a main eventer. He is too small, horrible on the mic, and the most boring person to watch I've ever seen. To have him beating Mark Henry and the Big Show is a travesty. If I were either of those guys I woulda refused to do it. Daniel Bryan isn't strong enough to knock the Big Show off his feet with a "real" steel chair. The only bright side is that his title run is almost over, a there is no doubt that he will be dropping it to Ronald Mcdonald at WM. Not much of an upgrade, but an upgrade none the less. It should be Wade Barret facing Bryan at WM. They have history that could lead to a decent feud.
In the end, I think its time for some newer faces to be wearing the gold, ie Rhodes, Santino (yes Santino, if Bryan can be a Heavyweight Champ, then so can Santino), Kane, Christian (for a decent amount of time, and not having to cheat in every match to win), Barret, or Big Show.
Who I never want to see be champ again; Cena, HHH, Bryan, Orton, or Miz. Played the fuck out!
Bring in a new wave of factions; at least 2 or 3. And for Christ's sake have some real fucking tag teams. Teams with actual tag names, not just two stupid wrestlers thrown together because you can't think of anything better for them to do. Remember how awesome tag teams were back when you had Demolition, Hart Foundation, Rockers, LOD, Steniers, New Age Outlaws. I mean who are the champs right now? I don't even know.
Anyway, WWE has got a lot of work to do to better their programming or risk losing lifetime time fans like myself for good.