Why I dislike John Cena
by, 01-08-2012 at 10:56 PM (3448 Views)
I have been a wrestling fan all my life and I don't think I've ever disliked someone more than I do John Cena. Though The Miz takes a close second.
Why do I dislike John Cena?
Because he is exactly what Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson says he is. He is a phony. Cena used to rap and it was usually hilarious. His "thug" gimmick was the real Cena. Now he's a corporate piece of garbage sell out. He does what he's told when he's told. Yes, he busts his ass for the WWE and I do respect him for that, but he is just a fake asshole now.
Cena I believe would have thrived in the attitude era. If they would let him let loose on the mic he would be one of the best workers with a mic in his hand. Give him the leniency they give CM Punk and people like me will start to respect him more and actually cheer for him.
You know it eats Cena inside to hear all those Cena sucks chants. But he has to be the face of the company and just take it and prance around with his "rise above hate" nonsense. Cena I think could be like Austin. A beloved superstar who just tells it like it is and earns respect that way and backs it up with his hard work and passion for the business.
That's not who Cena is and he sold-out so he could become a champion. And he kisses ass like nobodies business. I wonder if they ever would have put the title on him more than once if he stuck to his more thug gimmick and kept rapping.
Also, lose the jean shorts and the salute. You're not a marine, you never were. It's a slap to the face of a real marine every time you do it. I admire the respect you have for the US Forces, but don't go around saluting like you're an actual marine. Until you suit up and go into war you aren't a marine, or any form of the US Military, clown.
Also learn some more moves in the ring man. He's been around for a long time and still has he same routine every time. Gets beat up for a bit and then just out of nowhere hits you with his flurry of moves and then the 5 knuckle shuffle followed by an AA or STF. It's almost as lame as when Hulk used to "Hulk Up". Don't get me wrong I loved Hogan as a child. And I probably would love Cena if I was a child. But I'm not a child. I don't want to see the same crap every time out there. Get a little technical. Watch some videos of Kurt Angle, Chris Benoit or Bret Hart and add some skill to your matches Cena.
That is why I dislike John Cena.