The Marks of WWE
by, 10-17-2010 at 06:39 PM (5431 Views)
After BFG, many people criticized TNA for their Jeff Hardy, Bischoff and Hogan heel turn angle. However, these same people would rather watch the stale product called WWE.
WWE is just like Bill Gate's Windows. Sure, we do have an alternative (Steve Job's Mac) but we insist on pulling ourselves back into Windows. It doesn't take much to see that WWE is a very stale product. Week after week, the audience is forced to see recycled matches and terrible in-ring performers. WWE does have less botches during in-ring performance but the only reason is because their performers don't do much to even create botches.
However, even you marks get tired of WWE. You all complain about how stale the wrestling is and how tired you all are of seeing Super Cena. But I am here to tell you that there is an alternative and that it is TNA.
For three years, TNA has grown rapidly. They have gone from okay to arguably good. And they're roster is filled with great talent that you WWE marks yearn for. You guys do want action don't you? Well action is TNA's last name. And if you miss some of the WWE's roster, well they have that too.
For those who also want the PG era to end but are too scared to let go of the WWE, I am also here to tell you to just let go. TNA has that attitude era feeling to it where it brings you back to when Stone Cold stunnered people left and right.
If you want wrestler interaction, TNA has that too. Go to a TNA event and see for yourself. After the event, the wrestlers will be more than happy to interact with the fans. You don't need passes or anything of that sort.
But I also know after reading this some of you marks are saying "TNA is still garbage! The end!" Well, then there is another alternative. Turn off the TV and do something constructive. Being constructive is never disappointing. You can draw, write, sing, and do whatever it is you want without being criticized by us TNA marks.
Can't make up your mind? I understand, you would rather have your eyes glued to WWE Monday Night Raw than watch TNA Impact or do something constructive. I have a cure for that as well. It appears that most of the WWE marks that would just rather watch WWE are 14 years old and younger. And I'm starting to understand, it's not that you don't want to watch TNA, it's that you can't because your parents used the parenteral control device on your cable provider to restrict you from watching it.
I'm just proud to be in a generation where I was able to see that attitude era. But don't feel shunned, you can now get to witness that attitude era every Thursday at 9 P.M on Spike TV.