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Comedy - Rock and McDonalds

Rating: 2 votes, 1.00 average.
this is mainly for comical use/entertainment the story is fictional of course but just a random thought popped in and i said to myself why not, tune in for part 2 next week

True Story:
So I went to McDonalds the other day....went by the Drive-Thru, minding my own business hoping to order up my 20 piece chicken nugget meal....I go on the speaker box and i hear the usual "Welcome to McDonald's...Whats your order?" to which i replied "hi, can i order some...." then out of nowhere the voice interrupts me with this "IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOUR ORDER IS!" and sooo begins the awesome scenery:

Rock: The rock would like to apologize for the way the way The Rock has acted what can The Rock be of service to you?
Me: Yes i would like a 20 piece chicken nugget meal?
Rock: oh? chicken nugget meal...the rock loves chicken nuggets, you know whats a great way to eat your nuggets?
Me: how?
Rock: The Rock will tell you this...The Rock wants you to grab a pen and paper, do you got your pen and paper Jabroni?
Me: ummm yea?
Rock: alright The Rock wants you to grab that nugget....dip it into that....what kind of sauce do you like?
Me: Sweat and Sour...
Rock: Dip it into that yummy, tangy AND OH IRRESISTIBLE sweet and sour sauce....and once you've done that, The Rock wants you to do this...and listen clearly, write this down jabroni...The Rock wants you..... to turn that sumbitch sideways and STICK IT STRAIGHT UP YOUR CANDY ASS!

to be continued....

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