All About The Divas
by, 09-11-2011 at 09:31 AM (2111 Views)
With the talk of Beth Phoenix and Natalya supposedly "saving" the women's division I started thinking about how hypocritical you fans are. I mean back in the days of Lita and Trish Stratus, you would all moan and groan about the WWE having divas in the company for the sole purpose of dancing around and having pillow fights, bra and panties matches, and rolling around in gravy pools. So to cater to you fools, the WWE decided to have a little of what they want, and a little of what you want. After all, if they went with everything you fans want, then they would've been out of business already. They wanted hot women so the guys watching get intrigued to watch all of the programming, not just the male superstars, while at the same time, not making you have to sit through "pointless matches", such as lingerie matches, pudding matches, & bikini and dance contests. But of course, you people weren't satisfied with that were you, of course not. All I ever hear or read on websites is how divas such as Kelly Kelly, The Bellas, Layla, or Maryse are barbie dolls, who are a waste of space on the roster. What nobody ever mentions is the fact that most of these divas were brought in for the purpose of looking good, without taking time away from the more experienced divas, but when you started bashing them, the WWE decided to make them wrestle, despite not given them sufficient training time. And so the result is that they don't look as good in the ring as much as you people want them to look. I mean, most of the WWE fans are guys, which means that good looking women, in which most of the these ladies are, should be in the company. Just because they may not be as "experienced' as Phoenix and Natalya, doesn't mean they are useless.
Torrie Wilson and Stacy Kiebler weren't as good as Lita and Trish, but they brought things that worked for them and the for the business. Jazz and Victoria brought power that Lita and Trish didn't have, but does it mean that they were better than them, of course not. A divsion needs a difference between the talents that make it up. What would've made Lita special if the other divas could do what she did, nothing that's what would've made her special. What if Torrie Wilson was just as good as Trish? The two of them wouldn't have been as special in their own ways. As for today's divas, The Bellas are unique for the being the first set of twins in the divas division, a potential sibling rivalry can be brought into the mix, in a divsion that's never had the privilage to have one. Alicia Fox and Layla are women of color that can get to the top of the division with grace along with their athleticism, something that Jacqueline and Jazz couldn't do. Kelly Kelly and Maryse are much improved as well, and they can bring different personalities that have not been seen since the federation years. Kelly Kelly could be the new era's Miss Elizabeth, with her sweetness and beautiful girl next door looks. Mix those attributes with her athleticism and her skills that improve week after week and you got the making of a memorable legendary diva. While Maryse has that sexy accent, and a personality that resembles the late Sensational Sherri. She's come a long way since her days of welcoming us back to Smackdown. These are the divas that get the most criticism, yet they are actually wrestling, and yet divas like AJ, Kaitlyn, Tamina, and Rosa Mendes barely get seen on WWE television, but nobody seems to have a problem with them being on the roster. Just because Beth Phoenix and Natalya have the make up of a Jazz, Victoria, and Jacqueline whlie the other divas don't resemble anyone from the glory days of the division, doesn't mean they shouldn't be featured.
You losers want to see Beth Phoenix and Natalya face off, because in your head their the best ones. I've seen both of them, and let's not get carried away here. Natalya is only adored because she is a Hart. Just because she does the sharpshooter doesn't mean that she can wrestle better than the "barbies". Everybody seems to think that without submission moves someone is incapable of being a good wrestler. It's about working the crowd, telling a story, and improving your skills and knowledge through every match. Did you ever think that maybe, if Natalya was good enough to get the title multiple times, that she would have. And for Phoenix herself, take away her power, and what is she, just another wrestler. No surprise, she too has a submission move, and you people like her. Not to mention, that you clowns look at her like this era's Chyna, so automattically she's a keeper. The Attitude Era is gone, you bash WWE for being repetitive, yet all you hypocrites want to see, is stars who can take the spot of the Attitude Era stars. It's over, so get over it. I'm not surprise though that most WWE fans are so attached to that era. I mean the franchise was a guy who cursed, flipped fingers, and drank a whole lot of beer. Heck, if ODB was in the WWE, you boneheads would be cheering her on to get a feud with Natalya or Beth Phoenix so that a Hart-Austin type rivalry would start. All of you would be into it until the match would actually happen, in which then you'll start bashing the WWE for trying to recreate the past with similar characters. Don't get me wrong here, I have no issues with Beth Phoenix or Natalya, just with the idea that they are getting a push by being sent out there to degrade anything the other divas do or have done, and you people are like, "yeah, they're right, screw the others".
Now, I have yet to mention that nobody seems to bash Eve Torres, who has improved, but not a faster rate than the Bellas, Maryse, Layla, or Kelly Kelly. I guess it might be because you people know that she isn't as attractive as the others, (despite what you might tell others) so it's okay if she gets a push. Maybe it's jealousy rearing it's ugly head, but to use the old cliche on their behalf, "Don't hate them, because they're beautiful". You shlubs criticize the WWE for being too into pushing the attractive divas, but let's face the facts, if all the divas were ugly, then you'd care even less about what goes on in that division. It's like the WNBA, nobody finds most of the rosters attractive and so nobody really cares, not even ESPN, and they have spelling bees on their network that they cover more. Now if a bunch of hot looking women played WNBA, then guys would watch more,and networks would be fighting to have them on their channel. So back off these divas,The Bellas and Kelly Kelly especially, because everybody seems to want people to progress right away. If it's sports teams giving up on rookies after one bad year, or you disrespectful a-holes calling the Bellas and Kelly Kelly, more so than the others, degrading names because it's taken them a few years to improve check yourselves. I mean you don't even know these women, and you call them these degrading names. As if any of you guys wouldn't want a girl who looks like them to approach you, or you female haters would appreciate being called these names if you were in their shoes. Just because you know them, doesn't mean you actually them personally. I've seen comments about how "people",(more like pieces of filth), throw words like hate around, or comments saying that these LADIES, should be dancing for money somewhere. I know the whole freedom of speech crap that most of you would throw back at me, but it doesn't mean you should go around posting comments like those everywhere. I highly doubt you cowards would have the guts to call them those names to their faces anyway.
This idea that you actually would love to see the women get storylines and tv time is a bunch of bull and you all know it. Let's not forget that even the most memorable women's matches in history have gotten half the attention of what the male superstars matches get. No doubt that wrestling is a male dominated sport, so with that said, the time of these matches that the divas get, are kept short, because of how you same fans that bash them react to any divas match that has been around the 10+ minute match, with little or no enthusiasm. In recent years, matches between Melina, Mickie James, Candice Michelle, and Beth Phoenix, have been promoted, treated with as much attention as the other ppv matches, and when they took place, nobody in the crowd seemed to give two hoots about it. They were more concerned with getting their sign and faces on camera or going to the concession stands. If the WWE doesn't give the divas the respectful amount of time to work a match, it's because of you fans, not because of the divas themselves. Now that's where I have to bash the WWE as well, because it's ridiculous to have anyone on the roster that you don't feel the need to give sufficient attention to. I mean what they pulled off at WrestleMania 25 was the most disrespectful thing a promotion could do to a division short of eliminating it altogether, and purposely making it a joke on tv. To have Santino Marella win the Ms. WrestleMania battle royal was absurd to say the least. I'm sure you parasites (to quote Jericho) didn't mind that though, it bothered you more that John Cena was champion, or that the tag match was made the dark match,(sure it bothered me, but at least they got to have a good match). These divas all work hard for what they get, no matter what they look like in the ring, and remember, they are hot enough to be actresses or super models and athletic enough to be in other sports, but they choose to be in the WWE. It may sound lame, but they sacrifice their time and their health to entertain us, and even if they don't like the fans and are in the business to just collect big checks or to get noticed by Hollywood, you have to know that you would do the same thing, so BACK OFF YA' SMUCKS!