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Getting the Poison Out: An (attempted) honest look at John Cena.

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Alright well, we all have our opinions on John Cena. Most of the "IWC" has no use for the guy. They/we don't dislike Cena the man, just the performer. But I haven't seen too many people take a honest look at the performer without giving in to their personal dislike of him. So I'm gonna give it a shot by looking at the facts about him as a performer, and then throw in my personal opinion after every section. Here goes.

The Look - By this, I mean his actual ring attire. Not so much the t-shirts. Wrestlers have been wearing t-shirts to the ring for decades. I'm talking about the jean shorts and tennis shoes. It just looks silly. I understand that the idea is for him to be able to relate to the fans. But doesn't have to look like one in order to accomplish that.

The two biggest examples off the top of my head being Dusty Rhodes and Steve Austin. Austin was the was beer drinking, boss hating guy that just about everyone could relate too. But he still had his black trunks. Dusty wore goddamn polka dots at one point, and yet still didn't look as silly as Cena does in "jorts".

Cena just doesn't look like a wrestler compared to the rest of the roster. t's simply gotten old.

My Opinion? - He looks like a jackass in jean shorts. Standing out is one thing, but he's really the only guy on the roster that just looks kind of silly. He looks like a kid whose mother dresses him. Put some fucking tights on asshole!!! Relate to fans in a different way, but in the meantime, please at least try to look like a wrestler. Although the spot where he used to pump up his Reeboks always made me a chuckle a bit.

The Talk - His promo ability is negligable. He can talk well enough to keep the current audience, but he can't talk people into spending money on WWE, as evidenced by the decreasing house show attendance, and PPV buy rates. When he was a mid-card heel, he often killed his own pop by rapping to the ring. And all those raps ever really did was give the crowd an excuse to yell whatever cuss word rhymed with his rap. Go on You Tube and see for yourself. The crowds were often bored with his rapping until they got a chance to swear, then they went back to being bored again.

Then he became the top guy and the rapping was gone. Which is a good thing. He went from rapping to, well, just plain talking. Raising his voice here and there. That's about it. It's the only part of his performance in which he hasn't shown ANY flashes of brilliance. He can do better. Why he doesn't is a mystery. I don't know if he's allowed to say what he wants, or if every line is scripted. Either way, he's just boring on the mic.

My Opinion - His promos make me change the channel.

The Walk - This is about his in-ring ability. Most of us older fans think it's crap. But too many folks in the "IWC" don't understand that "ability" is not the same as a "move set". Cena's move set is limited 99% of the time. We have seen examples that his actual ability far exceeds what we normally see from him. The problem is we don't see enough of that ability. Now I'm not talking about the "5 moves of doom" bullshit. EVERY wrestler has their "go home" routine. EVERY SINGLE ONE. Cena is no different. But Cena's problem is that more often than not, his entire offense normally consists of his "go home" routine, and that he doesn't play to the crowd very much outside of the "Five Knuckle Shuffle".

You notice how rarely anyone complains about guys like Bret Hart or Shawn Michaels doing their "go home" routines? That's because over the years, they changed their move set that comes before that. They added or subtracted little things here and there. They interacted with the fans. And it never got boring. It's ring psychology. Cena doesn't do that. It's the same stuff. EVERY NIGHT. He needs to do more.

Look at Money in the Bank. I didn't hear or read about ANYONE saying Cena sucked that night. On the contrary, he actually looked like a "top guy" for a change. He showed what he can really do. But he should just do that every night, instead of waiting for someone better than him to come along to play off of. Like with his promos, it's a mystery why his ring work doesn't seem to improve. Is he being held back? Are his co-workers just so terrible that Cena can't work with them? Or is he just a lazy ring worker? Beats me. But again, we have seen great ring work from the guy. It just needs to happen more.

My Opinion - He's worth watching when he changes his routine. When he doesn't, he's the most boring wrestler I have ever seen. Part of me thinks he's mailing it in. He can, and should, do better than he does. I have no idea why he doesn't though. But he does have one hell of a gas tank. I don't think I've ever really seen him truly "blown up" in the ring.

Attitude - He's clearly happy to be in front of people. He enjoys his work. That's always good. As a fan, there is no bigger turn-off than when a wrestler clearly doesn't give a shit. But....

My Opinion - Dude seems bitter at times. Especially about The Rock. For all his talk about wanting Rock back, when it finally happened, Cena did not look happy about it at all. Cena looks upset and/or overwhelmed whenever someone better comes along. Like his confidence has been shaken. Those are the only times I've ever seen him look unhappy on TV. And to anyone saying "he's acting", just go watch his movies. The man is no actor.

Verdict - Cena isn't the worst wrestler ever. Truthfully, he does have the talent to be a highly regarded ring worker, and potentially be considered the best of of his generation. As I stated above, the reasons why he hasn't shown his true potential are a mystery. We've seen him look brilliant. We've seen him look like garbage. We all have our opinion. and I think most of us take our own opinion as fact. I know I do at times. Maybe it's time that we admit that while many of us are tired of the guy as he is currently presented to us, he really isn't as bad as we like to think, and he could be better if either he, or someone within WWE, actually pushed for him to evolve as a performer.

That's it for now. Hopefully i managed to keep my honest evaluation and my opinion of the man separate. If not, fuck it, I tried LOL

Hope you enjoyed it. Leave a comment. If I get a fairly decent reaction to this, maybe I'll turn it into a series, and do a different performer each time. That would be kinda fun.

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Updated 10-15-2011 at 03:11 PM by Parallax (typos)



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  1. CM_SUXX_NOT's Avatar
    *an honest*
  2. straightedge916's Avatar
    You gotta be kidding me. *facepalm*

    Just like the other Cena haters, you hate him because he wears jean shorts? He looks like a joke because he wears jean shirts?? WTF?!?! Call him a bad actor if you want but i actually enjoyed 12 Rounds and most of Legendary. Marine was not too bad but not that good. Cena is one of the best promo cutters in the WWE right now, notice i said ONE of the best, not THE best. This guy keeps my attwntion most of the time he cuts a promo.

    Point is, im not trying to be mean, but you are just like the rest of the Cena haters. Nothing but dumb reasons to hate him.
  3. toobeastly33's Avatar
    Ok I can see you put work into this and it was an enjoyable read. The part that u messed up on is that it is all oppinion. Which is fine, but u have wat u call the unbiased fact then you had your oppinion. They were both the same just worded different.

    Aside from that I liked it and agreed with it. Espesally the look part. I'd definitely read these if u made more, just don't try to be unbiased. It didn't work.
  4. toobeastly33's Avatar
    Especially* ha wrote this on my iPhone. So difficult to do.
  5. mkjah22's Avatar
    first off. Good read and i mostly agree.

    cena def aint as great on the mic as it seems. He DOES always seem scripted, he DOES always do the preachy speech stuff with the louder bits for when he 'gets serious'. Somebody posted another blog a while back where they broke down his speeches and showed how he repeats the same formula every damn time. Its the same as his moveset like was said in this blog.

    Its simple psychology the way he does his 'presidential type' speeches. If you were to go to lessons on public speaking and motivational speaking, chances are theyd teach you the exact same methods he uses, which when directed at children (or simple people) can give the illusion that it is a 'GREAT' speech when in actual fact he could be saying anything at all and the fooled listener will think its amazing.

    I too am a guy who is tired of hating on Cena. I agree that he literally needs tweaking. New attire, different speech approach and just a few new moves into the mix would def be refreshing.

    It would also be refreshing to have a response from a Cena fan who doesnt sound like a baby having a tantrum. flash words and no actual defense of the guy, just repeating what he is over and over and trying to convince others he's mis-understood.
  6. Champ's Avatar
    Great read. First of all, I want to say that I don't hate Cena, the performer or the person. I actually like the guy, but must admit that a lot of the complaints against him from the IWC are legit. I think Cena's main problem is that he's become complacent. I think he feels that no matter how poorly he performs in the ring, the Cenation will always support him. He seems very secure in his top spot. I mean, we know that he can put on a good match if he really wants to. Maybe he just really hasn't had the incentive to do more (aside from Chavo expressing his disapproval of his in-ring work).

    As far as his attire, he DEFINITELY needs to change things up a bit. I'd take him more seriously if he came out with wrestling trunks/tights on, instead of the t-shirt & shorts. He should have lost that attire when the rap gimmick was dropped.

    What I do like about Cena is that he stands for something positive. He sends a positive message to the kids, and is a great role model for them. That's something that ya just have to respect. We need more of that in the world. Though, he does need to add some edginess to his character. Then I wouldn't be ashamed to call myself a Cena fan.
    Updated 10-15-2011 at 02:55 PM by Champ
  7. Parallax's Avatar
    @CM_SUXX_NOT - Wow. I can't believe I made such a huge typo. lol I'm a jackass. Gotta fix that, cuz now it's bugging me. Thanks.
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