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brad9993
09-06-2011, 04:35 AM
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TNA Wrestling once again goes through another change. Impact Wrestling has been dropped and they have gone back to just TNA. Everybody is expecting major changes.

Current Champions

TNA World Heavyweight Champion
Kurt Angle


TNA World Tag Team
Anarquia & Hernandez

TNA X Division Champion
Brian Kendrick

TNA Television Champion
Jeff Jarret

TNA Knockouts
Winter

TNA Knockouts Tag Team
Tara & Miss Tessmacher

Current TNA Roster
Abyss, AJ Styles, Alex Shelley, Anarquia, Angelina Love, Azrieal, Bobby Roode, Brian Kendrick, , Brutus Magnus, Chris Sabin, Christopher Daniels, Christy Hemme, Crimson, Dakota Darsaw, D'Angelo Dinero, Douglas Williams, Eric Bischoff, Eric Young, Gunner, Hernandez, Jacqeuline Moore, James Storm, Jeff Hardy, Jeff Jarret, Jesse Neal, Karen Jarret, Kazarian, Kurt Angle, Low Ki, Madison Rayne, Matt Bentley, Matt Morgan, Mickie James, Miss Tessmacher, Mr. Anderson, Murphey, ODB, Okato, Ric Flair, Rob Terry, RVD, Robbie E, Rosita, Samoa Joe, Scott Steiner, Shannon Moore, Sting, Tara, Traci Brookes, Velvet Sky, Winter.

3D Acadamy no more!!
TNA has decided it would part ways with the Team 3d Acadamy School for its devolpment territory. It's been made note from both Brother Devon and Bully Ray that they arent happy with the decision. TNA has announced they will be signing a new deal with a different devolopmant territory within the next few weeks.

Goodbye Hogan?
Rumours have been floating around that TNA is looking to get rid of Hulk Hogan, Hogan has commented on the issue saying TNA is happy with him and he is happy with TNA, he isnt going anywhere.

TNA NEWS

Breaking News: Hogan
Hulk Hogan and TNA have parted ways. TNA offered Hogan his release and he accepted saying he would try his luck else where. Eric Bischoff remains with the company as of now.

The following wrestlers have also been released:
Jimmy Yang
Al Snow
Bully Ray
Brother Devon

Wrestling News

WWE has signed Brock Lesnar and Bill Goldberg to contracts. Meanwhile TNA has shown interest in signing Wade Barret but he is currently contracted to WWE. TNA has also shown interest in signing Joe Hennig who was released from WWE over the past week.

New Devolpment?
TNA has signed a contract with a new devolpment territory and will announce who after the next Impact tapings.

brad9993
09-06-2011, 04:36 AM
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Eric Bischoff is sitting in his locker room, when Kurt Angle walks in. He thanks Eric Bischoff for his recent help at he PPV against Sting which allowed him to retain the TNA Heavyweight Championship, and they shake hands.

- 90%

Austin Aries vs Brian Kendrick

Austin Aries scores with a back heel kick on Kendrick. Kendrick walks into a high dropkick from Austin Aries. DDT by Austin Aries. Hard back suplex on Kendrick. Aries drops an elbow...but misses...HAH. Brian Kendrick hits a rolling kick on Aries. Super frankenthingy on Aries, who hit hard. 1 - 2 - no 3 though. Aries gets out the back of a Brian Kendrick bodyslam attempt. Spinning bulldog in the corner, Kendrick is down. 1 - 2 - no 3 though. Kendrick walks into a face crusher variation. 1 - 2 - kick out before the 3. Brian Kendrick powers out of a Austin Aries headlock. Brian Kendrick strikes Aries. Aries counters an arm wringer with an elbow to the side of the head. Kick by Austin Aries...to the facial regions. Break that nose! Yeah! Brian Kendrick slugs Austin Aries, sending him down into the corner. While Kendrick fires up the crowd, Aries is removing the turnbuckle pad! Brian Kendrick comes over...but Aries grabs him by the tights and uses the leverage to slingshot Brian Kendrick face first into the exposed steel turnbuckle! Austin Aries rolls up the stunned Brian Kendrick: 1....2...3! How did the referee not see that? Austin Aries slides out of the ring to the floor, then turns and leaves through the crowd. He's happy to have the win, and evidently isn't going to hang around for Kendrick to get some payback.

Winner - Austin Aries

64%

Anarquia \ Hernandez are backstage. They talk about beating Beer Money for the TNA Tag Titles and how Beer Money will never get them back again and tonight Anarquia will destroy James Storm.

51%

Anarquia vs James Storm

Massive backbreaker, Anarquia got planted. Anarquia can barely stand. Eye of the Storm! 1....2....3. Hernandez comes running down the aisle, and gets into the ring! Hernandez spins Cowboy around. Hernandez hits the Border Toss! James Storm has been left down on the canvas.

Winner - James Storm

53%

Eric Bischoff is backstage, and announces that tonight we will see Kurt Angle and Sting fight one on one in the main event! Non Title of course.

79%

Christopher Daniels vs Crimson

Crimson hits a right hand on Christopher Daniels. Christopher Daniels fights out of a grapple. Standing kicky thing by Christopher Daniels on Crimson. The referee is out, as he goes down after accidentally getting caught by an elbow to the face. DDT from the top rope by Christopher Daniels....holy crap, that was sweet. Hooks the leg, but the referee is still out. Crimson pulls a mule kick out of nowhere. Right hand from Crimson on Daniels. Crimson hits a bad delayed suplex on Daniels. 1 - 2 - shoulder up. Sloppy tornado punch from Crimson...maybe that's a clue that Kerry Von Erich is going to run in...but probably not. 1 - 2 - 2.999 Crimson misses a clothesline. I missed what happened for a few minutes as i went to get a beer...i'm going to take an educated guess and say that Bruiser Brody made a stunning return and beat everyone up, then left. I'm sticking with that story until proven wrong. 1 - 2 - 2.999 Crimson reverses a Christopher Daniels hammerlock. Christopher Daniels can barely stand. Red Alert!!! That shook the ring. 1....2....3!!

Winner - Crimson

58%

Jeff Hardy is backstage and talks about RVD. Jeff Hardy says RVD use to be his friend but now he is a piece of rubbish, RVD will never be as good as Jeff Hardy.

82%

eff Hardy and Scott Steiner vs Rob Van Dam and Brother Devon

Back elbow connects, RVD staggers backward. Massive backbreaker, RVD got planted. S. Steiner tags out to Jeff Hardy. Flying elbow from Jeff Hardy. 1 - 2 - kick out. Vicious kick to the teeth from Jeff Hardy. Tag between Jeff Hardy and Scott Steiner. J. Hardy \ S. Steiner whip RVD into the ropes and hit a double back elbow. 1 - 2 - kick out before the 3. S. Steiner drops an elbow...but misses...HAH. Tag between Rob Van Dam and Brother Devon. Rude Awakening on Scott Steiner by Devon. Devon hits a piledriver on Scott Steiner. Tag between Brother Devon and Rob Van Dam. Brother Devon scoops up S. Steiner. RVD bounces off the ropes and hits a flying Hart Attack clothesline. Big backdrop on S. Steiner, executed well. Spinning bulldog in the corner, S. Steiner is down. Tag between Rob Van Dam and Brother Devon. Rude Awakening on Scott Steiner by Devon. Brother Devon misses a clothesline. S. Steiner tags out to Jeff Hardy. J. Hardy crushes Devon with a running butt smash...nothing says 'killer move' like driving your ass into someone else's face. Bully Ray \ Murphy come running down the aisle with chairs! J. Hardy whips Brother Devon into the ropes. Bully Ray jumps onto the apron with the chair! Collision between Bully Ray, Devon, and the chair! Brother Devon falls to the canvas. Jeff Hardy floors Brother Devon...and climbs the turnbuckles. Off the top - Swanton Bomb, forget about it. 1....2...3! Bully Ray \ Murphy aren't satisfied! They decide to continue the assault on RVD \ Devon, stomping them into the mat until referees pull them away!

Winners - Jeff Hardy & Scott Steiner

69%

Kurt Angle is in the ring telling Sting he has had his chance at the TNA Championship and to move on, when Sting comes out from the back. They trade insults, and look ready to begin fighting when numerous referees, other backstage officials, and wrestlers come running out and hold them apart so that they can't go at it.

91%

Mr. Anderson is in the ring talking about how sting lost his match against Kurt and now he wants a title match. Out from the back come Immortal, who hit the ring. Ric Flair takes a microphone and offers Mr. Anderson a spot in the group. Anderson says he will think about it. Flair replies that he will be back for an answer next week on Impact!

83%

Kurt Angle vs Sting

Kurt Angle snap suplexes Sting. Sting reverses a Kurt Angle hammerlock. Angle gets smacked around like a bitch. Kurt Angle charges, Sting moves, and the referee is knocked out. Lifting DDT by Sting. Pinfall attempt, but the ref is still down. Angle blocks a kick from Sting. Sting takes a butterfly suplex from Angle. Kurt Angle hits a delayed suplex on Sting. 1 - 2 - no 3 though. Powerbomb nearly crushes the spine of Sting. 1 - 2 - almost a 3. Kurt Angle misses a big legdrop and lands ASS-FIRST on the mat. Full nelson on Angle...i remember when Warlord used to do that. God he sucked. 1 - 2 - almost a 3. Angle counters an avalanche with a raised foot to the face. Sting grabs Kurt Angle from behind and shoves him into the ropes, then scores with a roll-up...but Angle rolls through with the move! He used a pull of the tights to get Sting over! 1....2...3! The referee was out of position and didn't see it! Samoa Joe has a chair. Angle turns and takes a brutal shot to the head. Sting is next to take a hard shot. Samoa Joe has demolished everyone!

Winner - Kurt Angle

Overall - 77%
Crowd Reaction- 92%
Match Quality - 74 %

Impact ends with Samoa Joe posing with the belt in the ring.

Overall Rating - 72%

We got a 5.10 rating for 'Impact Wrestling'!
The attendance level was 4132 people.
We made $0 from ticket sales.

brad9993
09-06-2011, 05:03 AM
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TNA X-Division Championship
Austin Aries vs Brian Kendrick

Aries hits a dropkick on Brian Kendrick. Spinning bulldog in the corner, Kendrick is down. 1 - 2 - kick out. Kendrick ducks a wild right hand. Kick from Brian Kendrick...to the leg! Oh the humanity! Flying elbow from Brian Kendrick. 1 - 2 - kick out. Vicious kick to the teeth from Brian Kendrick. 1 - 2 - almost a 3. Second rope flying axe handle, Aries goes down. Brian Kendrick gets taken down out of nowhere. I missed what happened for a few minutes as i went to get a beer...i'm going to take an educated guess and say that Bruiser Brody made a stunning return and beat everyone up, then left. I'm sticking with that story until proven wrong. 1 - 2 - shoulder up. Cool looking suplex on Kendrick. 1 - 2 - kick out before the 3. Flying elbow from Austin Aries. Dropkick connects...Kendrick goes down like a skanky hooker. Kendrick counters a sleeper hold by turning it into a jaw breaker. Aries takes a flying neckbreaker from Brian Kendrick. Really cool stunner-type thing out of the corner from Brian Kendrick, Aries might be dead. Brian Kendrick sets Austin Aries up in the corner. Sliced Bread #2!!! 1....2....3!! It's all over. Austin Aries slides to the outside and grabs a chair, then climbs back into the ring. Kendrick turns around...and gets planted with a huge chair shot to the head! He is left down and out on the canvas.

Winner - Brian Kendrick

Overall - 74%

Beer Money are backstage. Roode says tonight he has a match with Herendez and then Beer Money will get there tag team title shot very soon.

72%

Bobby Roode vs Hernandez

Hernandez uses a forearm to the face. Bobby Roode fights out of a grapple. Hernandez takes a headbutt from Bobby Roode. Roode whips Hernandez into the turnbuckles...and the referee gets sandwiched. Hernandez walks into a slammy shoulder thing. Pinfall attempt, but the ref is still down. Roode only gets knees on a splash. Thrown slam by Hernandez. Hernandez hits a piledriver on Bobby Roode. 1 - 2 - shoulder up. Lariat, apparently Hernandez thinks he is Stan Hansen. 1 - 2 - 2.999 Roode pushes out of a Hernandez hold. Big piledriver on Hernandez. 1 - 2 - kick out before the 3. Hernandez pushes out of a Bobby Roode hold. Anarquia comes running down the aisle and into the ring! Bobby Roode turns around. Anarquia spins Roode around. Anarquia hits the Cicano U-Turn! Anarquia leaves the ring, the damage done! 1 - 2 - 3. Hernandez pins Roode. Hernandez \ Anarquia are beating down on Bobby Roode! The music of James Storm hits, and he comes running down the aisle into the ring. Hernandez and Anarquia bail out of the ring, leaving Bobby Roode down in the ring. James Storm may have saved Bobby Roode from a brutal beating.

Winner - Hernandez

78%

Eric Bischoff is backstage, and announces that tonight we will see Jeff Hardy and Sting fight one on one in the main event, winner getting a title shot a Angle.

80%

TNA Television Championship
Jeff Jarrett vs Eric Young

Jarrett hits a right hand. Jeff Jarrett slams EY onto a video machine. Gut buster, EY hits hard. Flying shoulder tackle by Jarrett sends EY to the mat. Eric Young ducks a Jeff Jarrett clothesline. Kitchen sink shot, Jarrett gets floored. Weird kick by EY on Jarrett. 1 - 2 - no 3 though. Jeff Jarrett, like so many teenage boys, uses a right hand. Except in this case, it's for a punch. Full nelson on EY...i remember when Warlord used to do that. God he sucked. 1 - 2 - shoulder up. Powerbomb nearly crushes the spine of EY. 1 - 2 - kick out before the 3. EY gets out the back of a Jeff Jarrett bodyslam attempt. Big kick on Jarrett by Eric Young. Jarrett blocks a kick from Eric Young. EY gets caught with a short powerbomb from Jarrett. EY scores with a forearm, sending Jarrett down into the corner. The referee pulls Eric Young away to get the break. Wait! Jarrett has pulled something out of his tights. Eric Young walks over...and gets floored by a punch! 1....2....3! The referee never saw the brass knuckles!

Winner - Jeff Jarret & New TV Champion

77%

Mr. Anderson is backstage and deny's the invitation from Immortal, when Immortal come out of nowhere and attack him. They destroy him and leave him down on the concrete floor, hurt.

83%

Austin Aries is backstage. He spent the interview putting himself over. Austin said Brian Kendrick got lucky and that he should be the X-Division Champion and it's only a matter of time before the title is around his waist.

72%

Matt Morgan vs Crimson

Crimson slams Matt Morgan down. Powerslam from Crimson on Morgan. 1 - 2 - no 3 though. Crimson walks into a trip. Crimson takes a headbutt from Matt Morgan. Flying shoulder tackle by Morgan sends Crimson to the mat. 1 - 2 - shoulder up. Lifting DDT by Matt Morgan. 1 - 2 - kick out before the 3. Bodyslam by Morgan. Crimson counters a sleeper hold by turning it into a jaw breaker. Crimson hits a bulldog off the ropes. 1 - 2 - kick out. Crimson turns Morgan inside-out with a clothesline. 1 - 2 - 2.999 Morgan eats a swinging neckbreaker slam from Crimson. Crimson hits Morgan with some amateur blows. Morgan counters an arm wringer with an elbow to the side of the head. Big backdrop on Crimson, executed well. Powerbomb on Crimson. The referee watches as the two wrestlers go to the outside and start brawling around ringside. He completes a ten count, and they are still outside, having ignored the count. This match is over via double count out. Matt Morgan offers a handshake to Crimson...and he accepts it! No! Crimson levels Morgan with a cheap shot right hand! Crimson spins Morgan around. Crimson hits the Red Alert! Matt Morgan has been floored after the match.

Winner - Draw

66%

Jeff Hardy is backstage. Jeff Hardy said he was down with RVD because RVD isnt in his league and he turns his attention to Sting tonight and then Kurt Angle, who is more in my league, will have a blockbuster of a match for the TNA heavyweight championship.

75%

Robbie E vs Shannon Moore vs Chris Sabin

Spinny weird kick from Chris Sabin. Sabin walks into a high dropkick from Shannon Moore. Robbie E blocks a punch. Robbie E crushes Moore with a running butt smash...nothing says 'killer move' like driving your ass into someone else's face. Super kick by Robbie E. 1 - 2 - shoulder up. Cool looking suplex on Robbie E. 1 - 2 - kick out before the 3. Robbie E powers out of a headlock. Weird kick by Robbie E on Moore. Cool looking suplex on Robbie E. Robbie E can barely stand. Here it comes - Cradle Shock. 1....2...3, it's finished.

Winner - Chris Sabin

Jeff Hardy vs Sting

J. Hardy takes a headbutt from Sting. J. Hardy gets slammed. Big clothesline on J. Hardy. Flying shoulder tackle by Sting sends J. Hardy to the mat. Sting misses a clothesline. Hard back suplex on Sting. Sting walks into a slam. 1 - 2 - no 3 though. Sting powers out of a Jeff Hardy headlock. Full nelson on J. Hardy...i remember when Warlord used to do that. God he sucked. 1 - 2 - kick out. Sting scores with a standing spinebuster. 1 - 2 - kick out before the 3. J. Hardy counters a backdrop with a kick to the face. J. Hardy hits a massive spinning kick to the jaw. Sting counters a sleeper hold by turning it into a jaw breaker. Thrown slam by Sting. Sting floors Jeff Hardy. Scorpion Deathlock!!! Jeff Hardy taps out! Kurt Angle comes running down the aisle, and gets into the ring! Kurt Angle drops Sting to the canvas. Kurt Angle quickly locks on the Ankle Lock! Sting has been left down on the canvas.

Winner - Sting

83%

Kurt Angle gets on the microphone and calls out Samoa Joe for attacking him last week. Kurt ask's Joe what this is all about and Joe tells Kurt its about the TNA Heavyweight Championship and he is sick of seeing all the same people getting shots time after time. Joe says he is coming for the title!

Overall Show Rating - 76%

We got a 5.01 rating for 'Impact'!
The attendance level was 4133 people.
We made $0 from ticket sales.

brad9993
09-06-2011, 05:17 AM
Incident Report!
Staff have reported that TNA Heavyweight Champion Kurt Angle is becoming incresingly difficult to deal with, TNA opted to suspend Kurt but decided getting the championship off him would be more important first.

Tag Titles Gone
TNA has decided to drop the TNA tag team championships for the knockouts. Some of the Knockouts are extremely dissapointed about this move and the lack of uselately on television.

Breaking News - New Devolpment
TNA has annouced that they have signed a contract with WLW, World Legacy Wrestling to become the devolpment territory for TNA. TNA will be sending some talent there very soon. TNA has sent down Matt Conway to keep a look over everything.

New Signs!
TNA has signed Joe Hennig and Mike Dibiase to contracts and have sent them into devolpment.

brad9993
09-06-2011, 06:58 AM
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Eric Bischoff walks down the ramp and into the ring to start the show and announces that tonight we will see Sting and Kurt Angle fight one on one for the TNA Heavyweight Championship whch brings out Kurt who isnt happy about the announcement but Eric tells him to let him finish, and he announces if Sting loses, he will be fired. Kurt is happy.

88%

Anarquia, Hernandez, and Austin Aries vs Brian Kendrick, Bobby Roode, and James Storm

Aries walks into a high dropkick from Brian Kendrick. Kendrick hits a dropkick on Austin Aries. Kendrick tags out to James Storm. Big clothesline on Aries. Massive backbreaker, Aries got planted. 1 - 2 - kick out. Tag between James Storm and Bobby Roode. Beer Money whip Aries into the ropes and hit a double back elbow. Flying shoulder tackle by Roode sends Aries to the mat. Austin Aries ducks a Bobby Roode clothesline. Hard back suplex on Roode. Tag to Anarquia. Anarquia slams Bobby Roode down. Anarquia scores with a poor standing spinebuster. 1 - 2 - 2.999 Anarquia slams Bobby Roode down. Anarquia tags out to Hernandez. Hernandez slams Bobby Roode. Big backdrop on Roode, executed well. Roode counters a backdrop with a kick to the face. Roode tags out to Brian Kendrick. Brian Kendrick hits a rolling kick on Hernandez. Hernandez tags out to Austin Aries. Standing kicky thing by Austin Aries on Kendrick. Kendrick takes a rana from Austin Aries. Austin Aries has Brian Kendrick down on the canvas and is ascending the corner. 450 Splash!!! 1....2....3!! It's all over.

Winners - Anarquia, Hernandez, and Austin Aries

After the match Mexican America tells Beer Money they can have there tag title rematch at the next PPV but it will be there last one.


71%


After the commercial break RVD heads to the ring and calls out Jeff Hardy who dosent respond. RVD says he wants Jeff out here right now to fight him, still nothing. RVD goes on the search for Jeff Hardy.

72%

Abyss vs Eric Young

EY gets smacked around like a bitch. Eric Young elbows Abyss in the face to break a hammerlock. EY hits a wicked chop that echoes through the building. The referee bumps after catching a wild right hand and is down. Really cool stunner-type thing out of the corner from Eric Young, Abyss might be dead. Pinfall attempt, but the ref is still down. Abyss counters an avalanche with a raised foot to the face. Abyss throws EY into a shopping trolley. Abyss hits a piledriver on Eric Young. 1 - 2 - no 3 though. EY walks into a slammy shoulder thing. 1 - 2 - almost a 3. Eric Young, like so many teenage boys, uses a right hand. Except in this case, it's for a punch. Abyss gets splashed through a table by Eric Young. 1 - 2 - almost a 3. Abyss counters a sleeper hold by turning it into a jaw breaker. Eric Young can barely stand. Here it comes - Shock Treatment. 1....2...3, it's finished. Jeff Jarrett comes running down the aisle, and gets into the ring! Jeff Jarrett spins EY around. Jeff Jarrett hits the Stroke! Eric Young has been left down on the canvas.

Jeff Jarrett then grabs a microphone and calls EY a disgrace to TNA and next week Eric Young will fight an opponent of Jarret's choosing.

Winner - Abyss

73%

AJ Styles and Kazarian vs Jarrett's Security

Big kick on Gunner by AJ Styles. Gunner takes a flying neckbreaker from AJ Styles. Vicious kick to the teeth from AJ Styles. Tag between Gunner and Murphy. Murphy hits AJ Styles with some amateur blows. AJ Styles gets out the back of a Murphy bodyslam attempt. Spinny weird kick from AJ Styles. Tag to Kazarian. AJ Styles \ Kazarian hook up Murphy, then hit a double suplex. Kazarian crushes Murphy with a running butt smash...nothing says 'killer move' like driving your ass into someone else's face. Really cool stunner-type thing out of the corner from Kazarian, Murphy might be dead. Tag between Kazarian and AJ Styles. Murphy can barely stand. Styles Clash!!! That shook the ring. 1....2....3!! Flair \ S. Steiner come running down the aisle with chairs! They slide in, but AJ Styles \ Kazarian are ready, and disarm them quickly! Flair \ S. Steiner leave the ring, their attempt at an ambush foiled.

Winners - AJ Styler & Kazarian

Jarret meets his security on the ramp and yells at them for not getting the job done.

72%

Samoa Joe is backstage. Joe talks about whoever is holding the TNA Championship is his target, it dosent matter it it's Sting, Kurt or anybody else because he is coming after them.

82%

Chris Sabin and AJ Styles vs British Invasion

Chris Sabin hits a rolling kick on Williams. Springboard dropkick from AJ Styles...that looked pretty cool. AJ Styles \ Sabin whip Williams into the ropes and hit a double backdrop. Face slam on the table by Sabin. Williams kicks AJ Styles in the gut to reverse the momentum. Face crusher from Magnus on Sabin. Face jam onto the table by Magnus. Douglas Williams brings out a jumping powerbomb to nearly kill AJ Styles!! That was incredibly brutal, i LOVE that move. Sabin takes a back suplex. Chris Sabin gets knocked to the ground by Magnus. Here it comes...Sharpshooter! Chris Sabin taps! British Invasion go into the crowd, where they celebrate their win.

Winners - British Invasion

76%

D'Angelo Dinero comes down to the ring and the fans chant his name. Dinero says he is in a wrestling mood and wants anybody to come out here right now and give these fans a wrestling match. Christopher Daniels appears on the ramp and accepts the match.

83%

Christopher Daniels vs D'Angelo Dinero

The Pope slams Christopher Daniels. D'Angelo Dinero uses a forearm to the face. Back elbow connects, Daniels staggers backward. Big clothesline on Daniels. Daniels backdrops D'Angelo Dinero out of a piledriver attempt. DDT by Christopher Daniels. Spinning bulldog in the corner, The Pope is down. 1 - 2 - no 3 though. Christopher Daniels misses a big legdrop and lands ASS-FIRST on the mat. Spear by D'Angelo Dinero. 1 - 2 - kick out. Death valley driver by D'Angelo Dinero, Christopher Daniels got planted hard...that was cool. 1 - 2 - 2.999 Daniels gets out the back of a D'Angelo Dinero bodyslam attempt. The Pope walks into a high dropkick from Christopher Daniels. D'Angelo Dinero ducks a Christopher Daniels clothesline. Big backdrop on Daniels, executed well. Christopher Daniels hooks up a suplex, but it is blocked. The Pope scores with a low blow, then turns it into a small package! The referee didn't see the illegal blow! 1...2...3! Christopher Daniels got screwed out of the victory! I don't think the fight has finished. Christopher Daniels and The Pope have begun brawling again! They wind up brawling all the way down the aisle and out of view.

77%

Jeff Hardy is backstage and tells RVD not to waste his time because he is done with him. RVD comes running in and Jeff Hardy is out of there.

69%

TNA Heavyweight Championship
Sting vs Kurt Angle

Angle drives a thrust kick into the chest of Sting. Reverse DDT on Sting. 1 - 2 - kick out. Sting ducks a Kurt Angle clothesline. Sting hits a right hand. Bodyslam by Sting. 1 - 2 - shoulder up. Spear! Angle is down. 1 - 2 - almost a 3. Sting slams Kurt Angle down. Angle pushes out of a Sting hold. Kurt Angle hits a delayed suplex on Sting. 1 - 2 - shoulder up. Front legsweep slam by Kurt Angle, that was cool. 1 - 2 - 2.999 Angle slams Sting down. Sting gets caught with a belly to belly suplex from Angle. Sting blocks a punch. Running knee lift from Sting. Lariat, apparently Sting thinks he is Stan Hansen. Sting floors Kurt Angle. Kurt Angle gets locked in the Scorpion Deathlock! Submission victory! Samoa Joe comes running down the aisle, and gets into the ring! Samoa Joe drops Sting to the canvas. Samoa Joe quickly locks on the Coquina Clutch! Sting has been left down on the canvas.

Winner - Sting & New TNA Champion

Joe is left standing in the ring but out onto the ramp walks Mr Kennedy who signals the championship around his waist as Impact ends.

88%


Overall Show Rating - 78%

We got a 5.06 rating for 'Impact'!
The attendance level was 4128 people.
We made $41280 from ticket sales.

brad9993
09-06-2011, 06:59 AM
TNA News
TNA has announced they have started charging people to attend Impact in the Impact Zone. TNA was worried it would effect there attendance levels but Impact last week had a good crowd. TNA charges 5 dollars for house show and 10$ for televised events and $13 for larger events.

Lack of security
Gunner and Murphey who where the security for Immortal's Jeff Jarret have been released by TNA Wrestling.

Retirement
The wrestling world was sent into crazyness today after a TNA superstar and current heavyweight champion said he would retire from wrestling within the next year and it could be sooner then you all think.

brad9993
09-06-2011, 08:11 AM
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Sting starts Impact by coming to the ring and talking about his victory at last weeks show and now he is TNA Champion and Immortal no longer hold onto it and never will along as he is around. This brings out Eric Bischoff who tells Sting he is lucky that Angle needed a vacation otherwise he would get his rematch right here tonight but instead Samoa Joe and Mr. Kennedy will fight each other tonight and the winner gets the next shot at you!

95%

Kazarian vs Douglas Williams

Big forearm by Douglas Williams, and it's BONZO GONZO....or something like that. Reverse DDT on Kazarian. 1 - 2 - kick out. Kazarian fights out of a grapple. Kazarian strikes Williams. Kick by Kazarian...to the facial regions. Break that nose! Yeah! Spinning bulldog in the corner, Williams is down. 1 - 2 - 2.999 I missed what happened for a few minutes as i went to get a beer...i'm going to take an educated guess and say that Bruiser Brody made a stunning return and beat everyone up, then left. I'm sticking with that story until proven wrong. Douglas Williams powers out of a Kazarian headlock. Reverse DDT on Kazarian. Douglas Williams hits a delayed suplex on Kazarian. Kazarian counters an avalanche with a raised foot to the face. Douglas Williams is in trouble. Here it comes - Fade To Black. 1....2...3, it's finished. Douglas Williams looks furious. The referee walks over...and gets blasted with a clothesline! Williams has lost it!

Winner - Kazarian

75%

James Storm is in the ring, when Rosita walks out onto the stage. They argue, and the distraction Rosita causes proves to be enough, as Cowboy doesn't notice Anarquia \ Hernandez coming out of the crowd until they are already within striking distance. He gets beaten down as Rosita looks on from the stage.

62%

Eric Young vs Crimson

Before the match Jeff Jarret announces he has picked Crimson to take on EY tonight.

Crimson takes Eric Young down in a non-sexual manner. Well i *think* it was non-sexual. EY receives some unexciting punishment. I'm not sure this stuff is watchable without alcohol...and i don't feel like finding out. Terrible brawling from Crimson. 1 - 2 - no 3 though. EY tastes a back suplex. 1 - 2 - shoulder up. Eric Young takes the advantage with a punch to the face. Eric Young strikes Crimson. 1 - 2 - shoulder up. I missed what happened for a few minutes as i went to get a beer...i'm going to take an educated guess and say that Bruiser Brody made a stunning return and beat everyone up, then left. I'm sticking with that story until proven wrong. Crimson backdrops Eric Young out of a piledriver attempt. Crimson hits a badly done swinging DDT on Eric Young, who nearly got decapitated. Crimson moves in for the kill. Red Alert!!! That shook the ring. 1....2....3!! Crimson gives a murderous look toward Eric Young...and attacks! EY gets dropped to the canvas, then battered with a barrage of rights and lefts. Crimson leaves the ring having left EY down and out.

Winner - Crimson

Jarret gets back on the microphone and tells EY next time Crimson meets EY he better when or he will be unemployed.

74%

A black stretch limo pulls up outside the arena, and out steps Joe Hennig, making his first appearance in the promotion. He looks around, then heads toward the locker room.

69%

Brian Kendrick is in the ring. Out from the crowd comes Austin Aries, who grabs a chair from ringside as he hits the ring. Kendrick turns, and gets floored by a brutal chair shot. Austin Aries has Brian Kendrick down on the canvas and is ascending the corner. Off the top - 450 Splash hit hard. Austin Aries raises the chair and drives it side-first into the throat of Kendrick, causing him to roll around in agony. The chair gets put around the head of Brian Kendrick, who then gets driven face-first into the mat, crushing his wind pipe against the steel. Paramedics come running out to help Brian Kendrick as Austin Aries is about to exit Joe Hennig walks out onto the ramp and calls Austin a big man and challanges him to match there and then, Austin accepts.

79%


Austin Aries vs Joe Hennig

Austin Aries walks into a stiff lariat clothesline from . Big dropkick by Joe Hennig. 1 - 2 - no 3 though. Joe Hennig gets taken down out of nowhere. Aries uses a basement dropkick to the knee. Aries hits a wicked chop that echoes through the building. Aries hits a dropkick on Joe Hennig. Joe Hennig, like so many teenage boys, uses a right hand. Except in this case, it's for a punch. Pick-up into a powerbomb, Aries hits hard. Austin Aries is in trouble. Hennig–Plex! 1....2....3. Joe Hennig extends his hand to Aries...but it is ignored!

Winner - Joe Hennig

Rob Van Dam is walking backstage when from behind he is brutaly attacked by Jeff Hardy with a steel pipe to the back of the head, Jeff then picks him up and lays him out with the twist of faith, Jeff then climbs a ladder and Swantom Bomb onto the cement floor. Jeff looks pleased and wals away.

70%

Styles and Daniels vs D'Angelo Dinero and Matt Morgan

AJ Styles strikes The Pope. Second rope flying axe handle, The Pope goes down. 1 - 2 - kick out. Tag to Christopher Daniels. Styles and Daniels whip The Pope into the ropes and hit a double backdrop. 1 - 2 - shoulder up. DDT by Christopher Daniels. The Pope gets out the back of a Christopher Daniels bodyslam attempt. Full nelson on Daniels...i remember when Warlord used to do that. God he sucked. 1 - 2 - no 3 though. The Pope tags out to Matt Morgan. Massive backbreaker, Daniels got planted. 1 - 2 - 2.999 Matt Morgan with a spinning neckbreaker on Daniels. Christopher Daniels ducks a clothesline attempt. Morgan takes a flying neckbreaker from Christopher Daniels. Tag to AJ Styles. Kick from AJ Styles...to the leg! Oh the humanity! Morgan tags out to D'Angelo Dinero. DDT by AJ Styles. D'Angelo Dinero is in big trouble...High/Low!! 1....2....3! Big Rob \ Williams just hit the ring with chairs! Stereo chair shots put down Styles and Daniels! The Pope tries to attack, but gets beaten to the floor with punches and kicks. Matt Morgan has a brief offensive flurry, but gets nailed with a boot to the gut...and hit with the Spike Piledriver! Big Rob \ Williams have laid everyone out!

Winners - AJ Styles & Kazarian

77%

Number One Contdership - TNA Heavyweight Championship
Samoa Joe vs Mr. Anderson

Samoa Joe slams Mr. Anderson. Rude Awakening on Mr. Anderson by Samoa Joe. 1 - 2 - shoulder up. Anderson counters an arm wringer with an elbow to the side of the head. Bodyslam by Anderson. Mr. Anderson hits some punches. Flying shoulder tackle by Anderson sends Samoa Joe to the mat. Samoa Joe reverses a waistlock. Big piledriver on Anderson. Mr. Anderson gets knocked to the ground by Samoa Joe. Mr. Anderson gets locked in the Coquina Clutch! Submission victory! Mr. Anderson offers a handshake to Samoa Joe...and he accepts it! No! Samoa Joe levels Anderson with a cheap shot right hand! Samoa Joe drops Anderson to the canvas. Samoa Joe quickly locks on the Coquina Clutch! Mr. Anderson has been floored after the match.

Winner - Samoa Joe

81%

Sting is walking down the aisle carrying the TNA World Heavyweight belt and Joe comes flying out of the ring and floors Sting and then grabs the TNA Heavyweight Championship off the ground and leaves with it to end Impact.

75%

Overrall Show Rating - 75%

We got a 5.02 rating for 'Impact'!
The attendance level was 4131 people.
We made $41310 from ticket sales.

brad9993
09-06-2011, 08:12 AM
Taz!!!
TNA has announced that TAZ will retire from TNA in one months time.

TNA Releases for this month:
Christy Hemme
Don West
Hector Guerrero
Okato
ODB

brad9993
09-06-2011, 08:12 AM
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Pre-Show Match - Knockouts Title
Winter(c) Vs Tara Vs Madison Rayne Vs Velvet Sky

X-Division Championship
Austin Aries Vs Brian Kendrick

Single Match - EY loses he's Fired
Eric Young Vs Crimson

Triangle Tag Match - Tag Title Number One contedership
AJ Styles & Kazarian Vs British Invasion ( Douglas Williams & Brutus Magnus) Vs Alex Shelly & Chris Sabin

No DQ Single
Christopher Daniels Vs D'Angelo Dinero

Tag Team Titles
Mexican America Vs Beer Money

Single Match - Ladder Match
RVD Vs Jeff Hardy

TNA Heavyweight Championship - Single
Sting(c) vs Samoa Joe

nrb6304
09-06-2011, 03:15 PM
Are you using that simulation game? Uuuuh I can't think of the name but I have it as well. I personally really think this is kinda interesting. Its a new spin on the fantasy feds. However there are certain match types the game wont give you. Like ultimate x

brad9993
09-06-2011, 07:01 PM
Yeah i'm using EWR.

nrb6304
09-07-2011, 08:15 AM
Yeah that's the one! Lol. And u went in and edited the entire roster? Damn. Mad props bro

brad9993
09-07-2011, 07:36 PM
Yeah that's the one! Lol. And u went in and edited the entire roster? Damn. Mad props bro

I got an update which gave me the roster as of September 2011, but i did fire and hire some people.

brad9993
09-07-2011, 07:37 PM
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Knockouts Championship
Winter vs Velvet Sky vs Tara vs Madison Rayne

Madison takes a kick. Tara strikes Madison Rayne. 1 2 kick out. Madison kicks Tara in the gut to reverse the momentum. Tag to Winter. Amateur-style takedown from Winter. Winter whips Tara into the turnbuckles...and the referee gets sandwiched. Face-first suplex from Winter. Hooks the leg, but the referee is still out. Winter uses a neckbreaker on Tara. Tara reverses a Winter hammerlock. Tag to Velvet Sky. Flying elbow off the top rope by Velvet Sky. Winter takes a knee lift from Velvet Sky. Velvet Sky drops an elbow...but misses...HAH. Amateur-style takedown from Winter. Winter nearly ends the career of Velvet Sky with a screwed up german suplex. Thousands of geeks worldwide will be downloading that MPEG tomorrow, guaranteed. 1 - 2 - 3. Winter pinned Velvet Sky. Madison Rayne bitch-slaps Winter. Madison hits a flying kick on Winter. 1 - 2 - shoulder up. Flying elbow off the top rope by Madison Rayne. 1 - 2 - 2.999 Madison only gets knees on a splash. Winter turns Madison inside-out with a clothesline. Tag to Tara. Tara scores with a poor standing spinebuster. 1 - 2 - 3. Tara pins Madison. Tara strikes away at Winter. Winter reverses a hip toss. Winter hits a bad delayed suplex on Tara. 1 - 2 - 2.999 Tara powers out of a Winter headlock. Weak bodyslam on Winter by Tara. Winter can barely stand. Here it comes - Widow's Peak. 1....2...3, it's finished.

Winner - Tara

63%

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X-Division Championship
Austin Aries vs Brian Kendrick

Austin Aries strikes Kendrick. Dropkick connects...Kendrick goes down like a skanky hooker. Austin Aries hits a rolling kick on Kendrick. Austin Aries hits a rolling kick on Kendrick. Brian Kendrick ducks a clothesline attempt. Kick by Brian Kendrick...to the facial regions. Break that nose! Yeah! Super kick by Brian Kendrick. 1 - 2 - no 3 though. Aries reverses a waistlock. Aries crushes Kendrick with a running butt smash...nothing says 'killer move' like driving your ass into someone else's face. 1 - 2 - kick out. Vicious kick to the teeth from Austin Aries. 1 - 2 - 2.999 Kendrick ducks a wild right hand. Kendrick hits a massive spinning kick to the jaw. Aries ducks a wild right hand. DDT by Austin Aries. Brian Kendrick slugs Austin Aries, sending him down into the corner. While Kendrick fires up the crowd, Aries is removing the turnbuckle pad! Brian Kendrick comes over...but Aries grabs him by the tights and uses the leverage to slingshot Brian Kendrick face first into the exposed steel turnbuckle! Austin Aries rolls up the stunned Brian Kendrick, and even puts his feet on the second rope to add insult to injury! 1....2...3! What a display of cheating from Austin Aries. Austin Aries then continues to beat down on Brian Joe Hennig comes running down the aisle with a chair! and enters the ring...and scores with a brutal chair shot! Austin Aries falls to the floor holding his head.

Winner - Austin Aries & New X-Division Champion

77%

If EY loses, He is Fired
Eric Young vs Crimson

EY takes a snap suplex from Crimson. Crimson only gets knees on a splash. Spinny weird kick from Eric Young. Crimson reverses an irish whip...and Eric Young runs into the referee. Hah, die referee scum! Really cool stunner-type thing out of the corner from Eric Young, Crimson might be dead. Hooks the leg, but the referee is still out. Crimson backdrops Eric Young out of a piledriver attempt. EY takes a vertical suplex. Crimson hits a bad delayed suplex on EY. 1 - 2 - shoulder up. Crimson DDTs Eric Young. 1 - 2 - almost a 3. Crimson misses a clothesline. Super kick by Eric Young. 1 - 2 - almost a 3. Crimson ducks a wild right hand. Eric Young can barely stand. Here it comes - Red Sky. 1....2...3, it's finished. EY is pounding the canvas with punches, shouting about how unfair everything is. Jeff Jarret comes out and tells EY to hit the road

Winner - Crimson

72%

Number One Contdership match Tag Team Tites
Motor City Machine Guns vs AJ Styles and Kazarian vs British Invasion

Flying elbow from AJ Styles. AJ Styles scores with a back heel kick on Magnus. Tag between AJ Styles and Kazarian. Kick by Kazarian...to the facial regions. Break that nose! Yeah! I missed what happened for a few minutes as i went to get a beer...i'm going to take an educated guess and say that Bruiser Brody made a stunning return and beat everyone up, then left. I'm sticking with that story until proven wrong. Kazarian tags out to AJ Styles. AJ Styles \ Kazarian hook up Magnus, then hit a double suplex. 1 - 2 - 2.999 Tag between Brutus Magnus and Douglas Williams. Hard legsweep by Williams. 1 - 2 - kick out. Tag between AJ Styles and Chris Sabin. Chris Sabin scores with a back heel kick on Williams. Williams tags out to Kazarian. Super kick by Chris Sabin. Tag between Chris Sabin and Alex Shelley. Really cool stunner-type thing out of the corner from Alex Shelley, Kazarian might be dead. 1 - 2 - almost a 3. Kazarian tags out to Douglas Williams. Brainbuster suplex by Douglas Williams. 1 - 2 - shoulder up. Shelley tags out to Chris Sabin. Springboard dropkick from Chris Sabin...that looked pretty cool. Douglas Williams is in trouble. Cradle Shock! 1....2....3.

Winners - Motor City Machineguns

80%

Christopher Daniels vs D'Angelo Dinero

Christopher Daniels strikes The Pope. Christopher Daniels scores with a back heel kick on The Pope. Legsweep. There's probably a Japanese name for that....like Golden Dragon Nuclear Spike....that'll do, i'll call it that from now on. Daniels hits a dropkick on D'Angelo Dinero. Daniels only gets knees on a splash. Big clothesline on Daniels. The Pope hits a piledriver on Christopher Daniels. 1 - 2 - no 3 though. Christopher Daniels pulls a mule kick out of nowhere. I missed what happened for a few minutes as i went to get a beer...i'm going to take an educated guess and say that Bruiser Brody made a stunning return and beat everyone up, then left. I'm sticking with that story until proven wrong. 1 - 2 - kick out. Vicious kick to the teeth from Christopher Daniels. 1 - 2 - 2.999 The Pope counters an arm wringer with an elbow to the side of the head. D'Angelo Dinero hits some punches. Daniels counters a sleeper hold by turning it into a jaw breaker. The Pope takes a flying neckbreaker from Christopher Daniels. Christopher Daniels floors D'Angelo Dinero...and climbs the turnbuckles. BME!!! 1....2....3!! It's all over. Christopher Daniels is still in the ring celebrating. D'Angelo Dinero pushes the referee away. D'Angelo Dinero puts Daniels in the corner. D'Angelo Dinero sets up, and hits a D'Angelo Dinero Express!

Winner - Christopher Daniels

77%

TNA Tag Team Titles
Anarquia and Hernandez vs Beer Money

Bobby Roode fires off some right and left hands. Thrown slam by Bobby Roode. Death valley driver by Bobby Roode, Hernandez got planted hard...that was cool. Tag between Hernandez and Anarquia. Bobby Roode takes a right hand to the temple from Anarquia. Bobby Roode powers out of a Anarquia headlock. Anarquia gets smacked around like a bitch. Tag to James Storm. Beer Money whip Anarquia into the ropes and hit a double back elbow. Cowboy hits a piledriver on Anarquia. James Storm scores with a standing spinebuster. Cowboy tags out to Bobby Roode. Anarquia is in big trouble...DWI!! 1....2....3! Hernandez and Anarquia remain in the ring. They are arguing about that defeat. Hernandez walks off without saying anything, much to the disgust of Anarquia.

Winners - Beer Money & New TNA Tag Team Champions

76%

Jeff Hardy vs Rob Van Dam

J. Hardy gets hip-tossed onto the ladder. Super kick by Rob Van Dam. Jeff Hardy reverses a hip toss. Jeff Hardy scores with a back heel kick on RVD. RVD takes a flying neckbreaker from Jeff Hardy. Jeff Hardy with a whip into the ladder. Legsweep. There's probably a Japanese name for that....like Golden Dragon Nuclear Spike....that'll do, i'll call it that from now on. J. Hardy only gets knees on a splash. Rob Van Dam hits a bulldog off the ropes. Powerbomb on J. Hardy. Kick by Rob Van Dam...to the facial regions. Break that nose! Yeah! Rob Van Dam with a whip into the ladder. Rob Van Dam misses a clothesline. Flying elbow from Jeff Hardy. RVD walks into a face crusher variation. Rob Van Dam gets knocked to the ground by J. Hardy, who is already climbing the turnbuckle. Off the top - Swanton Bomb hit hard. Jeff Hardy sets the ladder up and climbs it, grabbing the prize for the victory. Jeff Hardy slides out of the ring to the floor, then turns and leaves through the crowd. He's happy to have the win, and evidently isn't going to hang around for RVD to get some payback.

Winner - Jeff Hardy

83%

Kurt Angle is walking backstage talking about how he will be out there watching the main event tonight when Samoa Joe comes from behind and attacks him with a chair. Samoa Joe walks off after hitting a few more chair shots, leaving Angle down on the floor

89%

TNA Heavyweight Championship
Samoa Joe vs Sting

Samoa Joe hits a right hand. Samoa Joe hits some punches. Samoa Joe hits some punches. 1 - 2 - kick out. Bodyslam by Samoa Joe. 1 - 2 - shoulder up. Sting counters a sleeper hold by turning it into a jaw breaker. Sting uses a forearm to the face. 1 - 2 - kick out. Sting hits a piledriver on Samoa Joe. Samoa Joe reverses a Sting hammerlock. Lifting DDT by Samoa Joe. Samoa Joe floors Sting. Here it comes...Coquina Clutch! Sting taps! Samoa Joe goes into the crowd, where he celebrates his victory

Winner - Samon Joe & NEW TNA Heavyweight Champion

77%

Overall Show Rating - 78%

We got a 0.69 buy rate for 'Turning Point'!
The attendance was 11832 people.
We made $1725000 from pay-per-view revenue.
We made $153816 from ticket sales.

brad9993
09-07-2011, 07:38 PM
Incident Report!!
Scott Stenier placed himself into rehab to try and kick a cocaine habit. TNA has since parted ways with Scott Stenier. Sources reveal that Scott was on the chopping block anyways.

brad9993
09-07-2011, 08:25 PM
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Impact starts with former TNA Champion Sting in the ring who announces that after Turning Point he has had time to think and he had decided it's time to hang up the wrestling boots, this brings out new TNA Champion Samoa Joe who thanks Sting for everything he has done but he is doing the right decision because it's time for the young talent's to step up. Joe wants Sting to have one more match and the match is made for tonight!

80%

Austin Aries vs Joe Hennig

Spinny weird kick from Austin Aries. Joe Hennig elbows Austin Aries in the face to break a hammerlock. Joe Hennig fires off some right and left hands. Joe Hennig misses a clothesline...and takes out the referee instead. Kill the referee! hits a great swinging DDT on Austin Aries. Cover, but there's no one to count for Joe Hennig. Aries ducks a wild right hand. Flying elbow from Austin Aries. Aries crushes with a running butt smash...nothing says 'killer move' like driving your ass into someone else's face. 1 - 2 - shoulder up. Back heel kick off the second rope, goes down. 1 - 2 - kick out before the 3. Aries walks into a trip. Joe Hennig hits a delayed suplex on Aries. 1 - 2 - almost a 3. Austin Aries pulls a mule kick out of nowhere. scores with a forearm, sending Aries down into the corner. The referee pulls Joe Hennig away to get the break. Wait! Aries has pulled something out of his tights. Joe Hennig walks over...and gets floored by a punch! 1....2....3! The referee never saw the brass knuckles! Austin Aries climbs each turnbuckle in turn, working the crowd as he celebrates his victory

Winner - Austin Aries

70%

Eric Bischoff is at his desk with Jeff Jarret, and announces that Eric Young has been fired, and will not be returning to the promotion after his lose to Crimson at Turning Point.

81%

Motor City Machine Guns vs Anarquia and Hernandez

Sabin gets squashed in the corner with an arm to the face. Powerslam from Anarquia on Sabin. 1 - 2 - no 3 though. Anarquia tags out to Hernandez. Hernandez \ Anarquia whip Sabin into the corner. Hernandez whips Anarquia in for a hard clothesline to follow-up. Back elbow connects, Sabin staggers backward. 1 - 2 - shoulder up. Hernandez slams Chris Sabin. Chris Sabin elbows Hernandez in the face to break a hammerlock. Vicious kick to the teeth from Chris Sabin. Tag between Chris Sabin and Alex Shelley. Second rope flying axe handle, Hernandez goes down. Super frankenthingy on Hernandez, who hit hard. Hernandez blocks a kick from Alex Shelley. Tag to Anarquia. Anarquia hits a stump piledriver on Alex Shelley, but messed it up. Anarquia scores with a poor standing spinebuster. 1 - 2 - kick out before the 3. Anarquia hits a right hand on Alex Shelley. Shelley counters a backdrop with a kick to the face. Spinning bulldog in the corner, Anarquia is down. Anarquia is all alone...Skull And Bones!! 1....2....3! Hernandez and Anarquia remain in the ring. Anarquia does not look happy at losing. Hernandez goes to leave, but gets pulled back in by Anarquia. Tensions seem to be rising between these two.

Winners - Motor City Machine Guns

77%

Abyss vs Kazarian

Kazarian hits a rolling kick on Abyss. Super frankenthingy on Abyss, who hit hard. 1 - 2 - kick out. Abyss elbows Kazarian in the face to break a hammerlock. Abyss uses a forearm to the face. Running knee lift from Abyss. 1 - 2 - shoulder up. Lariat, apparently Abyss thinks he is Stan Hansen. 1 - 2 - 2.999 Back elbow connects, Kazarian staggers backward. Abyss misses a big legdrop and lands ASS-FIRST on the mat. Weird kick by Kazarian on Abyss. 1 - 2 - no 3 though. Springboard dropkick from Kazarian...that looked pretty cool. 1 - 2 - almost a 3. Kazarian hits a rolling kick on Abyss. Dropkick connects...Abyss goes down like a skanky hooker. Abyss reverses a waistlock. Bodyslam by Abyss. Kazarian walks into a slammy shoulder thing. Kazarian can barely stand. Black Hole Slam! 1....2....3.

Winner - Abyss

72%

Backstage stands whats left of Immortal who tell Mr. Anderson he made the wrong decision not to join Immortal and now they will make his life a living hell, and they will just recruit somebody better. Ric Flair then announces a handicap match for Mr Kennedy against himself and Jeff Hardy.

92%

Mr. Anderson vs Ric Flair and Jeff Hardy

Anderson slams Jeff Hardy. Bodyslam by Anderson. Big piledriver on Flair. 1 - 2 - no 3 though. Rude Awakening on Jeff Hardy by Anderson. Jeff Hardy, like so many teenage boys, uses a right hand. Except in this case, it's for a punch. J. Hardy \ Flair whip Anderson into the ropes and hit a double back elbow. Ric Flair with a spinning neckbreaker on Anderson. Anderson takes a rana from Jeff Hardy. Flair \ J. Hardy whip Anderson into the ropes and hit a double backdrop. 1 - 2 - kick out. Cool looking suplex on Anderson. 1 - 2 - kick out before the 3. J. Hardy takes a headbutt from Mr. Anderson. Running knee lift from Ric Flair. Flair \ J. Hardy whip Anderson into the ropes and hit a double clothesline. 1 - 2 - kick out. Kick from Jeff Hardy...to the leg! Oh the humanity! Anderson backdrops Jeff Hardy out of a piledriver attempt. Ric Flair misses a big legdrop and lands ASS-FIRST on the mat. Lifting DDT by Mr. Anderson. 1 - 2 - almost a 3. Ric Flair hits a bulldog off the ropes. J. Hardy \ Flair whip Anderson into the corner. Jeff Hardy whips Ric Flair in for a hard clothesline to follow-up. Mr. Anderson slugs Jeff Hardy, sending him down into the corner. While Anderson fires up the crowd, J. Hardy is removing the turnbuckle pad! Mr. Anderson comes over...but J. Hardy grabs him by the tights and uses the leverage to slingshot Mr. Anderson face first into the exposed steel turnbuckle! Jeff Hardy rolls up the stunned Mr. Anderson, and even puts his feet on the second rope to add insult to injury! 1....2...3! What a display of cheating from Jeff Hardy.

Winners - Jeff Hardy & Ric Flair

81%

Jeff Hardy and Ric are about to leave when from the back runs Rob Van Dam, who slides into the ring and attacks. Rob Van Dam floors Jeff Hardy and Ric Flair with some kicks...and climbs the turnbuckles. Off the top - Five Star Frog Splash hit hard. Rob Van Dam leaves, the damage done. RVD wants more but Flair quickly grabs Jeff and heads up the ramp.

77%

D'Angelo Dinero vs James Storm

Flying shoulder tackle by Cowboy sends The Pope to the mat. Full nelson on The Pope...i remember when Warlord used to do that. God he sucked. 1 - 2 - shoulder up. The Pope kicks James Storm in the gut to reverse the momentum. Cowboy takes a headbutt from D'Angelo Dinero. Flying shoulder tackle by The Pope sends Cowboy to the mat. 1 - 2 - kick out. Powerbomb on Cowboy. 1 - 2 - almost a 3. Big backdrop on Cowboy, executed well. James Storm, like so many teenage boys, uses a right hand. Except in this case, it's for a punch. The Pope walks into a slam. 1 - 2 - no 3 though. Death valley driver by James Storm, D'Angelo Dinero got planted hard...that was cool. 1 - 2 - almost a 3. Bodyslam by Cowboy. The Pope gets slammed. D'Angelo Dinero takes the advantage with a punch to the face. Thrown slam by D'Angelo Dinero. Lariat, apparently The Pope thinks he is Stan Hansen. D'Angelo Dinero grapples with James Storm, and positions himself so that the referee can't see...and hits a low blow! He rolls up the stunned James Storm: 1....2....3!! What a cheap shot!

Winner - D'Angelo Dinero

84%

Samoa Joe is in the ring for his match against Sting. Abyss comes running down the aisle and into the ring, and they begin brawling. Abyss gets knocked to the ground by Samoa Joe. Here it comes...Coquina Clutch! Abyss is almost unconscious with pain! While Samoa Joe is laying Abyss out, Kurt Angle comes out of the crowd and hits the ring. He attacks Samoa Joe as well, and they brawl in the ring. Samoa Joe manages to get an advantage, and throws Angle to the outside. Out from the back comes Jeff Jarrett, and he jumps Samoa Joe too. Angle \ Jarrett double team Samoa Joe for a while, and then Abyss, having recovered, joins in and they triple team him. Kurt Angle grabs the microphone and announces if Sting is having his last match tonight then its going to be against him and not Samoa Joe!

84%

Kurt Angle vs Sting

Running knee lift from Sting. Full nelson on Angle...i remember when Warlord used to do that. God he sucked. 1 - 2 - shoulder up. Kurt Angle fights out of a grapple. Sting walks into a stiff lariat clothesline from Angle. Big dropkick by Kurt Angle. 1 - 2 - shoulder up. Belly to belly off the top rope, Sting got folded up like...uh...eh, pick your own damn metaphors. 1 - 2 - 2.999 Sting eats a suplex like a fat man eating a waffle. Man i could use a waffle right about now. Sting counters a sleeper hold by turning it into a jaw breaker. Sting hits a piledriver on Kurt Angle. 1 - 2 - no 3 though. Angle walks into a slammy shoulder thing. 1 - 2 - kick out before the 3. Back elbow connects, Angle staggers backward. Sting fires off some right and left hands. Sting misses a big legdrop and lands ASS-FIRST on the mat. Gut buster, Sting hits hard. Sting gets hit with a wicked powerbomb thing out of the corner. AND here comes Samoa Joe looking pissed off who hits the ring and attacks boh Sting and Kurt Angle taking them both out with the TNA Championship screaming that they both need to retire.

DRAW

88%

Overall Show Rating - 81%

We got a 5.25 rating for 'Impact'!
The attendance level was 4818 people.
We made $48180 from ticket sales.

brad9993
09-07-2011, 08:40 PM
Breaking News!!
TNA has recently signed to major names in wrestling who will be debuting in the company soon. Sources say RVD isnt happy with one of the signing.

brad9993
09-13-2011, 04:06 AM
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Impact begins with Sting in the ring talking about what happened last week and that he still wishes to retire but first he need's to settle whatever beef he has with Kurt Angle and Samoa Joe, this brings out Kurt Angle who say's he wants to be the man to have the last match against Stinger but Joe then appears in the crowd telling them last week he took out both of them, even after taking beating from Kurt Angle. Joe reminds both of them to retire! Eric Bischoff comes out ad says that tonight Angle willl take on Sting again in his retirement match, this pisses off Joe.

89%

Brian Kendrick vs Joe Hennig

Kendrick takes a headbutt from Joe Hennig. Kendrick takes a headbutt from Joe Hennig. Vertical suplex by Joe Hennig. Brian Kendrick was really high...i can relate to that. Back elbow connects, Kendrick staggers backward. Kendrick powers out of a headlock. Second rope flying axe handle, goes down. Spinning bulldog in the corner, is down. 1 - 2 - shoulder up. Joe Hennig elbows Brian Kendrick in the face to break a hammerlock. Powerbomby thing by Joe Hennig. 1 - 2 - no 3 though. Joe Hennig scores with a standing spinebuster. 1 - 2 - 2.999 Kendrick blocks a suplex attempt using the power of gravity. Kendrick hits a wicked chop that echoes through the building. Kendrick only gets knees on a splash. Gut buster, Kendrick hits hard. Brian Kendrick is in trouble. Hennig–Plex! 1....2....3. Austin Aries has grabbed a chair. Kendrick walks over...and gets floored with a hard shot. also takes a hard shot. Aries has laid everybody out!

Winner - Joe Hennig

61%

Austin Aries looks to be leaving but walks back asJoe Hennig is in the ring on is feet, but gets jumped by Austin Aries. A beat-down follows, until Shane Helms makes his debut by running down and making the save. Austin Aries gets taken by surprise by the attack. Austin Aries is in trouble. Shining Wizard!!! That shook the ring. Shane Helms helps up after the save.

77%

Ric Flair has come down to the ring with Immortal. He calls Motor City Machine Guns out. From the back come Motor City Machine Guns. Ric Flair says that it's time for the MCMG to take another step and join Immortal, are Motor City Machine Guns going to join them or not? Alex Shelley says no. Ric Flair gives a signal, and Immortal attack and beat up Motor City Machine Guns, leaving them down on the canvas.

77%

Immortal vs Fortune

Jeff Hardy strikes Daniels. Kick by Jeff Hardy...to the facial regions. Break that nose! Yeah! Tag between Jeff Hardy and Jeff Jarrett. Jeff Jarrett with a spinning neckbreaker on Daniels. Big piledriver on Daniels. 1 - 2 - shoulder up. Tag to Abyss. Jarrett \ Abyss whip Daniels into the ropes and hit a double clothesline. Abyss with a spinning neckbreaker on Daniels. Daniels ducks a wild right hand. DDT by Christopher Daniels. Tag between Christopher Daniels and AJ Styles. Second rope flying axe handle, Abyss goes down. Back heel kick off the second rope, Abyss goes down. 1 - 2 - almost a 3. Flying elbow from AJ Styles. AJ Styles tags out to Kazarian. Kazarian hits a massive spinning kick to the jaw. DDT by Kazarian. Abyss fights out of a grapple. Abyss tags out to Jeff Hardy. Legsweep. There's probably a Japanese name for that....like Golden Dragon Nuclear Spike....that'll do, i'll call it that from now on. Tag between Kazarian and Christopher Daniels. Christopher Daniels strikes J. Hardy. Daniels only gets knees on a splash. Jeff Hardy has Christopher Daniels down on the canvas and is ascending the corner. Swanton Bomb!!! 1....2....3!! It's all over.

Winners - Immortal

70%

RVD immediatly comes down to the ring after Jeff Hardy but Immortal is quick to leave wanting nothing to do with RVD, the lights then go dim and we can hear a voice that has been changed so you can't know who is speaking. They tell RVD not to worry about Jeff Hardy anymore because "he" is comming to the Impact Zone and he heard that RVD dosent like him and sooner rather then later he will give him a real reason not to like him.

81%

Crimson vs James Storm

Crimson goes to suplex Cowboy through a table, but he slips out the backdoor. Crimson DDTs Cowboy. James Storm ducks a Crimson clothesline. James Storm hits some punches. James Storm with a spinning neckbreaker on Crimson. James Storm pulls Crimson onto the table for a powerbomb, but he uses a backdrop to get out of the predicament. Rude Awakening on Crimson by Cowboy. Crimson ducks a wild right hand. Sloppy short range spear from Crimson. Chin crusher by Crimson, the execution was crap. Crimson snap suplexes Cowboy. Crimson goes to suplex Cowboy through a table, but he slips out the backdoor. James Storm reverses a hip toss. Rude Awakening on Crimson by Cowboy. Death valley driver by James Storm, Crimson got planted hard...that was cool. Eric Young comes running down the aisle and onto the apron! Crimson turns...and is dropped throat-first onto the top rope by EY! Eric Young has left Crimson in big trouble. Crimson can barely stand. Last Call! Cowboy climbs onto the table with Crimson and uses a powerslam to break the table for the win! Eric Young isn't finished with his attack yet! Crimson stands up...and walks into a boot to the gut from Eric Young. Spike Piledriver!!! Crimson has been put down on the canvas! Eric Young shakes his head and raises three fingers instead. Crimson gets picked up...and hit with another Spike Piledriver! Crimson is spread-eagled on the canvas. EY again raises three fingers. Referees hit the ring, but are too scared to get too close. They can't stop this carnage...Spike Piledriver, the third one in a row! Eric Young eventually leaves the ring with Jeff Jarret comes out onto the ramp and sends down security, medics also come to attend to Crimson, who isn't moving.

Winner - James Storm

63%

Eric Bischoff comes to the ring. He announces that for the upcoming main event between Sting and Kurt Angle there will be a special guest referee, the referee will be none other than Samoa Joe! Out from the back comes Samoa Joe, wearing a referee shirt, who plays to the crowd from the entrance way. Angle is shown backstage and isnt happy.

76%

Anarquia is in the ring, and he calls out Hernandez. Hernandez appears, Anarquia asks Hernandez what kind of problem he has of late an henandez blames him for the lose to Beer Money and for there lose last week. Anarquia tells him to do something about it tonight, and eventually accepts a challenge to a match between the two just not tonight.

52%

A video is played, hyping the upcoming debut of Mickie James. Once the video has finished Winter is backstage and challanges Mickie James to a match next week on Impact.

82%

Sting vs Kurt Angle

Angle takes a headbutt from Sting. Sting hits a right hand. Rude Awakening on Kurt Angle by Sting. Big backdrop on Angle, executed well. Angle counters an arm wringer with an elbow to the side of the head. Sting takes a butterfly suplex from Angle. Brainbuster suplex by Kurt Angle. 1 - 2 - no 3 though. Sting takes the advantage with a punch to the face. Spear by Sting. 1 - 2 - shoulder up. Lifting DDT by Sting. 1 - 2 - kick out before the 3. Kurt Angle powers out of a Sting headlock. Sting gets caught with a belly to belly suplex from Angle. Sting ducks a wild right hand. Back elbow connects, Angle staggers backward. Kurt Angle gets taken over with a headlock. 1.2.3! His shoulders were down just for a second, and that was all Samoa Joe needed to make a super fast count! Rob Terry has a chair. Sting turns and takes a brutal shot to the head. Angle is next to take a hard shot. Big Rob has demolished everyone!

Winner - Sting

79%

Rob Terry gets to his feet and Joe and Terry have a staredown and eventualy start brawling with each other until security have to break them apart.

Overall Show Rating - 73%

We got a 5.24 rating for 'Impact'!
The attendance level was 4816 people.
We made $48160 from ticket sales.

brad9993
09-13-2011, 04:43 AM
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Samoa Joe is in the ring, and he calls out Rob Terry as Impact begins.. Big Rob appears, and they both stand in the ring, Joe first thanks Rob for coming out last week and eating up Kurt Angle and Sting two men who need to retire allready but Joe also asks him why he think's he can attack him? Rob Terry tells him firstly because he is the champion and has a target on his back, but because he has been sitting back listening to you for the past weeks saying how it's time for the young talent to step up and Rob Terry is stepping up. Joe challanges him to a steel cage match tonight for the TNA Championship and Rob accepts the challenge

71%

Shane Helms vs Austin Aries

Helms crushes Aries with a running butt smash...nothing says 'killer move' like driving your ass into someone else's face. Back heel kick off the second rope, Aries goes down. Back heel kick off the second rope, Aries goes down. 1 - 2 - almost a 3. Second rope flying axe handle, Aries goes down. 1 - 2 - no 3 though. Aries blocks a suplex attempt using the power of gravity. DDT by Austin Aries. Super kick by Austin Aries. Helms reverses a Austin Aries hammerlock. Super frankenthingy on Aries, who hit hard. Shane Helms moves in for the kill. Shining Wizard!!! That shook the ring. 1.2.3! Aries grabs the referee, then nails him with a right hand! Dozens of people hit the ring to stop any further incident

Winner - Shane Helms

81%

The 7 members of Immortal are backstage. They spent the interview talking about how great they are. Flair tells MCMG and Mr.Kennedy that they are fools for not joining the greatest group in wrestling. Flair says Immortal gets many people wanting to join but we only extend the invite and nobody! rejects them without paying the price. Mr Kennedy then appears with the MCMG and they start brawling with Immortal who quickly get the upperhand and beat them down

96%

Jeff Jarrett vs Joe Hennig

Jeff Jarrett walks into a stiff lariat clothesline from . slams Jeff Jarrett. Jarrett gets smacked around like a bitch. 1 - 2 - shoulder up. Flying shoulder tackle by sends Jarrett to the mat. 1 - 2 - no 3 though. Jarrett counters a sleeper hold by turning it into a jaw breaker. takes a headbutt from Jeff Jarrett. 1 - 2 - shoulder up. Big piledriver on . pushes out of a Jeff Jarrett hold. hits a great swinging DDT on Jeff Jarrett. Jeff Jarrett is in trouble. Here it comes - Fisherman's Suplex. 1....2...3, it's finished. Jeff Jarrett slides to the outside and grabs a chair, then climbs back into the ring. turns around...and gets planted with a huge chair shot to the head! He is left down and out on the canvas.

Winner - Joe Hennig

Jeff Jarret grabs a microphone and tells Eric Young to stay away from the Impact Zone because he is no longer employed with them, and he is lucky because otherwise he'd be kicking his ass each and every night.

82%

Winter vs Mickie James

Winter uses an armbreaker to take Mickie down. Sloppy short range spear from Winter. 1 - 2 - shoulder up. Mickie counters a sleeper hold by turning it into a jaw breaker. Kick from Mickie James to the leg. I guess Winter hasn't got a leg to stand on...or something. Eh, screw it. Winter takes a knee lift from Mickie. 1 - 2 - no 3 though. Flying knee to the face from Mickie James. Japanese marks everywhere cream themselves as someone uses a Shining Wizard....it's only a knee for crying out loud! 1 - 2 - 2.999 Mickie James arm drags Winter over. . Winter takes the advantage with a punch to the face. Winter hits a stump piledriver on Mickie James, but messed it up. 1 - 2 - kick out. Sloppy tornado punch from Winter. 1 - 2 - 2.999 Winter suplexes Mickie to the canvas. Mickie takes a back suplex. Winter misses a clothesline. Mickie James arm drags Winter over. SMELL THE RATINGS. Mickie face jams Winter. Winter can barely stand. Long Kiss Goodnight!!! That shook the ring. 1....2....3!! Mickie James climbs each turnbuckle in turn, working the crowd as she celebrates her victory.

Winner - Mickie James

65%

Jeff Hardy vs AJ Styles

DDT by Jeff Hardy. 1 - 2 - no 3 though. AJ Styles counters an arm wringer with an elbow to the side of the head. AJ Styles hits a wicked chop that echoes through the building. AJ Styles hits a rolling kick on J. Hardy. 1 - 2 - shoulder up. Cool looking suplex on J. Hardy. 1 - 2 - kick out before the 3. DDT by AJ Styles. J. Hardy reverses a AJ Styles hammerlock. Weird kick by J. Hardy on AJ Styles. 1 - 2 - no 3 though. Lifting DDT by Jeff Hardy. 1 - 2 - almost a 3. Legsweep. Dropkick connects...AJ Styles goes down like a skanky hooker. AJ Styles blocks a kick from Jeff Hardy. J. Hardy takes a flying neckbreaker from AJ Styles. Cool looking suplex on J. Hardy. Jeff Hardy is in trouble. Here it comes - Styles Clash. 1....2...3, it's finished. Ric Flair comes running down the aisle, and gets into the ring! Ric Flair drops AJ Styles to the canvas. Ric Flair quickly locks on the Figure Four Leglock! AJ Styles has been left down on the canvas.

Winner - AJ Style

Ric Flair then helps Jeff Hardy to his feet and to the back as Kazarian checks on AJ Styles.

81%

Kurt Angle is in the ring talking about how last week Samoa Joe screwed him the chance to end Sting's career with a lose, Kurt says he wants Joe out here right now but. Sting comes out and tells Kurt he dosent want to walk away like this and wants to leave with pride, and challenges him to a match at Final Resolution. The challenge is accepted.

93%

Christopher Daniels is in the ring. Out from the crowd comes D'Angelo Dinero, who grabs a chair from ringside as he hits the ring. Daniels turns, and gets floored by a brutal chair shot. D'Angelo Dinero drives Christopher Daniels into the corner. D'Angelo Dinero Express! Perfectly executed! D'Angelo Dinero raises the chair and drives it side-first into the throat of Daniels, causing him to roll around in agony. The chair gets put around the head of Christopher Daniels, who then gets driven face-first into the mat, crushing his wind pipe against the steel. Paramedics come running out to help Christopher Daniels as D'Angelo Dinero exits via the crowd.

75%

Impact returns from commercial and D'angelo is asked why he attacked Daniels, D'Angelo said he is better then Daniels and he that he didnt like loseing to him at the PPV therefore he wants another match.


British Invasion vs Anarquia and Hernandez

Big backdrop on Magnus, executed well. Spear by Hernandez. 1 - 2 - kick out. Hernandez tags out to Anarquia. Anarquia scoops up Magnus. Hernandez bounces off the ropes and hits a flying Hart Attack clothesline. Anarquia strikes Brutus Magnus. 1 - 2 - no 3 though. Anarquia hits Magnus with some amateur blows. Magnus blocks a suplex attempt using the power of gravity. Delayed brainbuster suplex, Magnus held that one for ages. Tag between Brutus Magnus and Douglas Williams. Williams drives a thrust kick into the chest of Anarquia. Anarquia walks into a jaw breaker. Anarquia reverses a hip toss. Tag between Anarquia and Hernandez. Big piledriver on Williams. Lariat 1 - 2 - 2.999 Hernandez hits a right hand. Hernandez drops an elbow...but misses...HAH. Reverse DDT on Hernandez. Douglas Williams sets Hernandez up in the corner. Tornado DDT!!! 1....2....3!! It's all over. Anarquia and Hernandez remain in the ring. Hernandez does not look happy at losing. Anarquia goes to leave, but gets pulled back in by Hernandez. Tensions seem to be rising between these two and they yell at each other and Anarquia slaps Herndez and tells him they will settle this at Final Resolution and leaves.

Winners - British Invasion

62%

TNA Heavweight Championship
Samoa Joe vs Rob Terry

Samoa Joe slams Rob Terry. Samoa Joe throws Big Rob into the cage. Samoa Joe and Big Rob climb the cage....but both end up crashing back to the canvas after a struggle! Back elbow connects, Big Rob staggers backward. Big backdrop on Big Rob, executed well. Samoa Joe misses a clothesline. Rob Terry throws Samoa Joe into the cage. Powerslam from Rob Terry on Samoa Joe. Rob Terry and Samoa Joe climb the cage....but both end up crashing back to the canvas after a struggle! Samoa Joe blocks a punch. Full nelson on Big Rob...i remember when Warlord used to do that. God he sucked. Samoa Joe scores with a standing spinebuster. Samoa Joe misses a big legdrop and lands ASS-FIRST on the mat. Samoa Joe receives some unexciting punishment. I'm not sure this stuff is watchable without alcohol...and i don't feel like finding out. Samoa Joe takes the advantage with a punch to the face. Samoa Joe and Big Rob climb the cage....but both end up crashing back to the canvas after a struggle! Samoa Joe slams Rob Terry down. Rob Terry gets knocked to the ground by Samoa Joe. Rob Terry gets locked in the Coquina Clutch! Rob Terry goes limp! Samoa Joe climbs the cage, Big Rob can only look on in despair. Samoa Joe escapes for the win! Kurt Angle comes running down the aisle with a chair, and nails Joe from behind, Kurt then picks him up and slams him headfirst into the steel cage busting Joe wide open. Kurt grabs him and ANGLE Slam! Kurt seems happy with himself.

Winner - Samoa Joe & Still TNA Champion

67%

RVD makes his way to the ring and addresses the "voice" from last week. RVD say's he isnt scared and demands that the person get out here right now, but he beleives he know's who exactly it is. When CHRIS JERICHO! appears in the Impact Zone to the shock of everyone, he enters the ring and immediatly attacks RVD. Chris Jericho moves in for the kill. Codebreaker! RVD has been laid out by Chris Jericho as Impact comes to an end.

95%

Overall Show Rating - 80%

We got a 5.23 rating for 'Impact'!
The attendance level was 4822 people.
We made $48220 from ticket sales.

brad9993
09-13-2011, 06:11 AM
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Chris Jericho is in the ring, having a ceremony celebrating his recent signing with TNA. Jericho talks about why he joined TNA and says simply because he is the best and he does what he wants. Rob Van Dam comes out of the crowd and attacks. He throws Jericho off the platform he was on. Rob Van Dam floors Chris Jericho...and climbs the turnbuckles. Five Star Frog Splash!!! but Jericho runs away escaping.

80%

Austin Aries vs Shane Helms vs Brian Kendrick vs Joe Hennig

Hard back suplex on . Standing kicky thing by Brian Kendrick on . 1 - 2 - kick out. takes a rana from Brian Kendrick. reverses a waistlock. Flying shoulder tackle by sends Kendrick to the mat. 1 - 2 - kick out. Joe Hennig hits a delayed suplex on Kendrick. 1 - 2 - kick out. Brian Kendrick ducks a Joe Hennig clothesline. Kendrick hits a wicked chop that echoes through the building. Kendrick tags out to Shane Helms. Hard back suplex on . Super kick by Shane Helms. Second rope flying axe handle, goes down. Back heel kick off the second rope, goes down. 1 - 2 - 2.999 Helms tags out to Austin Aries. Hard back suplex on . walks into a face crusher variation. 1 - 2 - no 3 though. Aries uses a basement dropkick to the knee. 1 - 2 - shoulder up. Super frankenthingy on , who hit hard. 1 - 2 - 2.9 Tag to Brian Kendrick. Super frankenthingy on Aries, who hit hard. Second rope flying axe handle, Aries goes down. Kendrick hits a massive spinning kick to the jaw. Aries blocks a kick from Brian Kendrick. Cool looking suplex on Kendrick. Austin Aries floors Brian Kendrick...and climbs the turnbuckles. 450 Splash!!! 1....2....3!! It's all over.

Winner - Austin Aries

Austin stands on the ramp and grabs a microphone and addresses the scum in the ring telling them if they want to fight for the X-Division Championship then at final resolution they will fight each other for the spot.

75%

Shelley and Sabin are walking backstage when they run into Beer Money. The two teams stare each other down, and Beer Money tells them they repspect them for not joining Immortal but at Final Resolution they wont be leaving with the TNA Tag titles, then they walk away from each other, looking angry.

70%

D'Angelo Dinero vs Matt Morgan

The Pope hits a right hand. The Pope drops an elbow...but misses. Morgan slams D'Angelo Dinero. Morgan whips The Pope into the turnbuckles...and the referee gets sandwiched. Lariat, apparently Morgan thinks he is Stan Hansen. Cover, but there's no one to count for Matt Morgan. The Pope counters a sleeper hold by turning it into a jaw breaker. Rude Awakening on Matt Morgan by The Pope. Spear by D'Angelo Dinero. 1 - 2 - no 3 though. Lariat, apparently The Pope thinks he is Stan Hansen. 1 - 2 - 2.999 Matt Morgan takes the advantage with a punch to the face. Full nelson on The Pope...i remember when Warlord used to do that. God he sucked. 1 - 2 - almost a 3. D'Angelo Dinero fights out of a grapple. Matt Morgan slams The Pope, who rolls onto his stomach. What is D'Angelo Dinero doing? Matt Morgan picks him up and signals for a powerbomb. He raises The Pope up...but then falls backward, getting crushed by his opponent in the process! D'Angelo Dinero is on top! 1....2....3! Looking at the replay, it appears that The Pope had taken a chain out of his tights and wrapped it around his fist! Matt Morgan must have been punched with that chain while in mid-powerbomb! What a cheap shot! D'Angelo Dinero slides out of the ring to the floor, appearing on the ramp is Christopher Daniel's who looks pissed but D'Angelo quickly bails threw the crowd.

Winner - D'Angelo Dinero

72%

Mr. Anderson is backstage. And talks about how he shot down Immortal's offer and he would do it over and over again and finally tonight he gets his hands on one of them in Jeff Hardy and Jeff Hardy is going to get hurt.

83%

eff Hardy vs Mr. Anderson

Bodyslam by J. Hardy. Weird kick by J. Hardy on Anderson. 1 - 2 - kick out. Mr. Anderson, like so many teenage boys, uses a right hand. Except in this case, it's for a punch. J. Hardy takes a headbutt from Mr. Anderson. Flying shoulder tackle by Anderson sends J. Hardy to the mat. 1 - 2 - kick out. Mr. Anderson scores with a standing spinebuster. 1 - 2 - kick out before the 3. Thrown slam by Mr. Anderson. J. Hardy counters an avalanche with a raised foot to the face. Anderson takes a rana from Jeff Hardy. 1 - 2 - kick out. Really cool stunner-type thing out of the corner from Jeff Hardy, Anderson might be dead. 1 - 2 - almost a 3. Big backdrop on Anderson, executed well. Jeff Hardy scores with a back heel kick on Anderson. Jeff Hardy gets taken down out of nowhere. Back elbow connects, J. Hardy staggers backward. Lifting DDT by Mr. Anderson. Mr. Anderson drives Jeff Hardy into the corner. Green Bay Plunge!!! 1....2....3!! It's all over. AJ Styles comes running down the aisle, and gets into the ring! AJ Styles spins J. Hardy around. AJ Styles hits the Styles Clash! Jeff Hardy has been left down on the canvas.

Winner - Mr. Kennedy

83%

Taz has come out for his retirement speech. Before he can get very far, Jeff Jarrett comes out and attacks, and soon has sent Taz from the ring. Taz turns and leaves the arena, having been driven out by Jeff Jarrett.

69%

Sting is walking backstage, when he meets Kurt Angle. They trade insults, get in each others faces and Sting says it will be an honour wrestling Kurt Angle at Final Resoluton in his retirement match and he hopes Angle can keep the rest of Immortal away from the match and Angle says he hopes Samoa Joe can stay away from the match because all he is, is jealous. Angle says he is sending Sting away on a bad note and walks away.

88%

Abyss and Ric Flair vs Kazarian and Shannon Moore

Massive backbreaker, Moore got planted. DDT by Kazarian. Shannon Moore ducks a Abyss clothesline. Abyss takes a thrown chair to the face. Standing kicky thing by Kazarian on Flair. Ric Flair elbows Shannon Moore in the face to break a hammerlock. Abyss slams Kazarian onto the table. Moore walks into a slammy shoulder thing. Kazarian scoops up Abyss for a slam, then turns....but Shannon Moore accidentally gets hit in the face with the raised legs of Abyss. Shannon Moore is in trouble. Black Hole Slam!!! That shook the ring. 1....2....3!!

Winners - Abyss & Ric Flair

76%

Eric Bischoff is backstage, and announces that at Final Resolution we will see Samoa Joe and Jeff Hardy fight one on one for the TNA heavyweight Championship, after the break Mr. Kennedy is in the office of Bischoff and says he defeated Jeff so shouldnt he get the title shot, but Eric just tells him he isnt Immortal.

88%

Kurt Angle and Crimson vs Sting and Rob Van Dam

Crimson slams Rob Van Dam down. Crimson crappily suplexes Rob Van Dam.. 1 - 2 - kick out. Tag to Kurt Angle. Kurt Angle scoops up RVD. Crimson bounces off the ropes and hits a flying Hart Attack clothesline. Angle drives a thrust kick into the chest of RVD. 1 - 2 - shoulder up. RVD gets caught with a belly to belly suplex from Angle. RVD counters a sleeper hold by turning it into a jaw breaker. Vicious kick to the teeth from Rob Van Dam. Tag to Sting. Big backdrop on Angle, executed well. Angle walks into a slam. Kurt Angle ducks a clothesline attempt. Angle tags out to Crimson. Sloppy short range spear from Crimson. Crimson scores with a poor standing spinebuster. 1 - 2 - almost a 3. Crimson snap suplexes Sting. Sting reverses a waistlock. Spear by Sting. Crimson gets knocked to the ground by Sting. Crimson gets locked in the Scorpion Deathlock! Submission victory! Chris Jericho comes running down the aisle with a chair, and gets into the ring! Jericho hits RVD with a chair to the back! Rob Van Dam goes down to the canvas, hurt.

Winners - Sting & RVD

81%

Overall Show Rating - 78%

We got a 5.24 rating for 'Impact'!
The attendance level was 4818 people.
We made $48180 from ticket sales.

brad9993
09-13-2011, 06:44 AM
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Shane Helms vs Joe Hennig vs Brian Kendrick

Big kick on Helms by Brian Kendrick. walks into a high dropkick from Brian Kendrick. Shane Helms pulls a mule kick out of nowhere. Legsweep. Big piledriver on Helms. 1 - 2 - 2.9 Second rope flying axe handle, goes down. Brian Kendrick gets taken down out of nowhere. Shane Helms scoops up Kendrick. bounces off the ropes and hits a flying Hart Attack clothesline. DDT from the top rope by Shane Helms....holy crap, that was sweet. Joe Hennig uses a forearm to the face. Joe Hennig gets taken down out of nowhere. Legsweep. . Mike DiBiase comes running down the aisle with a chair! Helms goes to irish whip Brian Kendrick into the ropes. The Legacy hits Kendrick with a chair to the back! Brian Kendrick can barely stand. Here it comes - Shining Wizard. 1....2...3, it's finished. Austin Aries comes out onto the ramp and claps at the victory of Shane Helms and then Mike Dibiase joins him on the ramp.

Winner - Shane Helms & Number One Contender X-Division Championship

74%

TNA Tag Team Championships
Beer Money vs Motor City Machine Guns
James Storm fires off some right and left hands. Big clothesline on Sabin. 1 - 2 - no 3 though. Cowboy tags out to Bobby Roode. James Storm scoops up Sabin. Roode bounces off the ropes and hits a flying Hart Attack clothesline. 1 - 2 - shoulder up. Flying shoulder tackle by Roode sends Sabin to the mat. Sabin blocks a kick from Bobby Roode. Sabin crushes Roode with a running butt smash...nothing says 'killer move' like driving your ass into someone else's face. 1 - 2 - kick out. Sabin tags out to Alex Shelley. Roode takes a rana from Alex Shelley. 1 - 2 - kick out before the 3. Flying elbow from Alex Shelley. Bobby Roode uses a right hand. Except in this case, it's for a punch. Back elbow connects, Shelley staggers backward. Roode tags out to James Storm. James Storm hits some punches. Shelley tags out to Chris Sabin. Running knee lift from James Storm. Chris Sabin is in big trouble...DWI!! 1....2....3! British Invasion just hit the ring with chairs! Stereo chair shots put down Beer Money! Sabin tries to attack, but gets beaten to the floor with punches and kicks. Alex Shelley has a brief offensive flurry, but gets nailed with a boot to the gut...and hit with the Super Bomb! British Invasion have laid everyone out!

Winners - Beer Money & Still TNA Tag Champions

84%

Anarquia vs Hernandez

Anarquia hits Hernandez with some amateur blows. Anarquia slams Hernandez down. 1 - 2 - kick out. Hernandez reverses a hip toss. Hernandez slams Anarquia down. Hernandez slams Anarquia. Thrown slam by Hernandez. Anarquia counters an arm wringer with an elbow to the side of the head. Anarquia hits a stump piledriver on Hernandez, but messed it up. Hernandez can barely stand. Cicano U-Turn! 1....2....3. Hernandez has a temper tantrum, kicking the ropes and punching the turnbuckles.

Winner - Anarquia

52%

Christopher Daniels vs D'Angelo Dinero

The Pope slams Christopher Daniels. Big clothesline on Daniels. 1 - 2 - no 3 though. Christopher Daniels, like so many teenage boys, uses a right hand. Except in this case, it's for a punch. Hard back suplex on The Pope. Daniels hits a wicked chop that echoes through the building. Flying cookie sheet shot by Daniels, blasting The Pope. The Pope backdrops Christopher Daniels out of a piledriver attempt. Massive backbreaker, Daniels got planted. Daniels scores with a forearm, sending The Pope down into the corner. The referee pulls Christopher Daniels away to get the break. Wait! The Pope has pulled something out of his tights. Christopher Daniels walks over...and gets floored by a punch! 1....2....3! The referee never saw the brass knuckles! D'Angelo Dinero goes into the crowd, where he celebrates his victory

Winner - D'Angelo Dinero

79%

Chris Jericho vs Rob Van Dam

RVD gets smacked around like a bitch. RVD blocks a punch. Big kick on Jericho by Rob Van Dam. The referee is out, as he goes down after accidentally getting caught by an elbow to the face. DDT from the top rope by Rob Van Dam....holy crap, that was sweet. Hooks the leg, but the referee is still out. RVD only gets knees on a splash. Chris Jericho with a spinning neckbreaker on RVD. Full nelson on RVD...i . 1 - 2 - kick out. Jericho hits a great swinging DDT on Rob Van Dam. 1 - 2 - kick out before the 3. Rob Van Dam elbows Chris Jericho in the face to break a hammerlock. RVD crushes Jericho with a running butt smash... 1 - 2 - kick out before the 3. Jericho counters a backdrop with a kick to the face. Rob Van Dam is in trouble. Here it comes - Codebreaker. 1....2...3, it's finished. Chris Jericho gives a murderous look toward Rob Van Dam...and attacks! RVD gets dropped to the canvas, then battered with a barrage of rights and lefts. Jericho leaves the ring having left RVD down and out.

Winner - Chris Jericho

79%

Mr. Anderson vs Ric Flair

Mr. Anderson hits some punches. Mr. Anderson fires off some right and left hands. Anderson slams Ric Flair down. Back elbow connects, Flair staggers backward. Flair counters a backdrop with a kick to the face. Rude Awakening on Mr. Anderson by Flair. Full nelson on Anderson...i remember when Warlord used to do that. God he sucked. 1 - 2 - shoulder up. Mr. Anderson takes the advantage with a punch to the face. Spear by Mr. Anderson. 1 - 2 - shoulder up. Death valley driver by Mr. Anderson, Ric Flair got planted hard...that was cool. 1 - 2 - almost a 3. Mr. Anderson gets taken down out of nowhere. Anderson takes a headbutt from Ric Flair. Flair drops an elbow...but misses...HAH. Anderson slams Ric Flair down. Ric Flair can barely stand. Here it comes - Mic Check. 1....2...3, it's finished. Abyss comes running down the aisle with a chair and into the ring! Anderson turns...and is dropped by a vicious chair shot! Abyss has left Anderson down and bloodied.

Winner - Mr. Anderson

86%

ting vs Kurt Angle

Angle gets smacked around like a bitch. Sting uses a forearm to the face. Sting with a spinning neckbreaker on Angle. Thrown slam by Sting. Angle kicks Sting in the gut to reverse the momentum. Back elbow connects, Sting staggers backward. Pick-up into a powerbomb, Sting hits hard. 1 - 2 - kick out. Sting pushes out of a Kurt Angle hold. Spear by Sting. 1 - 2 - no 3 though. Lariat, apparently Sting thinks he is Stan Hansen. 1 - 2 - 2.999 Kurt Angle powers out of a Sting headlock. Sting takes a back suplex. Sting gets out the back of a Kurt Angle bodyslam attempt. Bodyslam by Sting. Crimson just slid into the ring out of nowhere! Kurt Angle gets grabbed, and they start brawling. Sting takes some shots at Angle as well. The referee, seeing the chaos, calls for a no contest ruling. Crimson then takes down Sting with a big boot and then takes down Kurt Angle, Crimson looks pleased.

DRAW!

94%


Jeff Hardy vs Samoa Joe

Samoa Joe hits some punches. Samoa Joe slams Jeff Hardy. Samoa Joe drives a forearm into the chest of J. Hardy. 1 - 2 - no 3 though. Big clothesline on J. Hardy. 1 - 2 - shoulder up. J. Hardy counters a sleeper hold by turning it into a jaw breaker. J. Hardy slams Samoa Joe. 1 - 2 - kick out. Samoa Joe takes a rana from Jeff Hardy. Samoa Joe fights out of a grapple. J. Hardy gets hit with a wicked powerbomb thing out of the corner. Samoa Joe floors Jeff Hardy. Here it comes...Coquina Clutch! Down the ramp everyone expects to see Immortal but a video is shown with then all on the ground OUT! standing over them Mr. Anderson with a Kendo Stick in hand. Jeff Hardy taps! Samoa Joe remains in the ring, celebrating the victory.

Winner - Samoa Joe & Still TNA Champion

70%

Overall Show Rating - 76%

We got a 0.74 buy rate for 'Final Resolution'!
The attendance was 9966 people.
We made $1850000 from pay-per-view revenue.
We made $298980 from ticket sales.

nrb6304
09-14-2011, 12:13 AM
still really enjoying this

brad9993
09-19-2011, 02:57 AM
thanks, good to know someone is following :P I should have some more up soon.

brad9993
09-20-2011, 04:05 AM
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Impact begins with a recap of Crimson attacking both Sting and Kurt Angle at Final Resolution in Sting's retirement match which lead to it being a no contest. The Video stops and Crimson makes his way down to the ring. Crimson says everybody wants to knnow why he did what he did, and why he didnt let Sting leave. Crimson says he needs that little bit of push to make him the biggest star and defeating Sting in his retirement match is what he's going to do.

This brings out Kurt Angle who says Crimson is nuts and that he would never beat Sting. Sting is an icon and it takes the worlds greatest athlete to defeat an Icon. Kurt says not people like Samoa Joe and Crimson.

Crimson says he not only wants to end there career's but he also wants the TNA Heavyweight Championship and he won't rest until he gets what he wants. This brings out Eric who says Immortal comes first and what Kurt wants Kurt gets. Kurt and Sting will face off again and then Kurt will become TNA Champion again, as for tonight we will have a tag team match between Kurt & Sting taking on Crimson and Samoa Joe.

64%

Mike DiBiase vs Brian Kendrick
Brian Kendrick is in control throughout most of the match and is desperate for a win. Brian throughout the match keeps looking around fro Austin Aries which allows Mike Dibiase to hit the Million Dollar Shot!!! and get the victory.Mike DiBiase gives a murderous look toward Brian Kendrick...and attacks! Kendrick gets dropped to the canvas, then battered with a barrage of rights and lefts. The Legacy leaves the ring having left Kendrick down and out. Austin Aries joins Mike on the ramp and shakes his hand congratulating him on a job well done.

Winner - Mike Dibiase

59%

Austin Aries walks down to the ring and picks up a microphone. He talks about Shane Helms winning at Final Resolution and calls him out. Shane Helms joins him inside the ring and Austin says everybody is waiting for the date, when does Shane wants his championship match. Shane says he is in no hurry and he will have the match at Genesis. Austin extends his hand for handshake but Shane isnt falling for it and leaves the ring.

76%

Mr. Anderson vs Jeff Hardy and Ric Flair
Immortal want revenge here for Anderson laying them all out at Final Resolution with a kendo stick but Anderson wont go down easy. Anderson gets some good offence in and almost wins the match several times but the numbers are too much to keep up with. Anderson eventually goes down with a lowblow from Ric Flair and a Swantom Bomb from Jeff Hardy. Once the match is done Ric Flair and Jeff continue to beat down on Mr Anderson but soon AJ Styles and Kazarian chase them away.

Winners - Jeff Hardy & Ric Flair

86%

Samoa Joe is backstage and says he is still the champion and the challange is out there for anybody, mostly the younger stars but anybody. Joe says Crimson wants a title match then all he has to do is come get some.

77%

We then cross to Sting who is walking into the arena, without his face paint. JB informs him he has a match tonight. Sting says he wasnt expecting to be here tonight but after what happened at Final Resolution he had to come back. Sting says he knows this is dragging on but everytime he goes to step away somebody sticks there nose into his business. Sting says if they all want to fight the icon then he will fight them all before he leaves.

85%

Hernandez vs Matt Morgan
Hernandez is still without Anarquia and Matt Morgan is still trying to get himself noticed more. The match is alot of back and fourth action but once Matt looks to have it won Anarquia appears distracting the referee which allows Hernandez to steal a win. Anarquia and Hernandez then beat down on Matt Morgan and make up. Anarquia gets a microphone and says Mexican America is back and they are getting there tag team titles back.

Winner - Hernandez

65%

Impact returns from a commercial break and RVD is standing inside the ring. RVD says Chris Jericho defeated him and he isnt going to make excuses. RVD says he had a problem when TNA signed Chris to a contract because we dont need "them" comming in and taking the spotlight. This brings out Chris Jericho who laughss at RVD and calls him a hypocrite because he is also one of "them" who came to steal the spotlight. Jericho says he did come here to take away the spotight because he is the best and the best deserve the spotlight, he tells RVD his days are over and just like all the other oldies why dosent he retire also. RVD hits him across the face and a brawl breaks out but referee's and backstage staff our out breaking up the brawl and keeping both men apart.

79%

D'Angelo Dinero vs Joe Hennig
D'Angelo Dinero before the match tells everyone that he is better then Christopher Daniels and asks who the hell Joe Hennig is? Joe takes it to Dinero early but Dinero is just to good and wins the match with the Dinero Express. After the match Dinero tells Samoa Joe he's accepting the open challange but Daniels is out sliding into the ring brawling with D'Angelo Dinero but he manages to escape before any damage is done. Daniels is pissed off.

Winner - D'Angelo Dinero

74%

We go backstage where Eric Bischoff is talking with Kurt Angle. When Angle leaves Bichoff goes back to his desk but is attacked by Mr Kennedy with a Kendo Stick. Anderson yells that Immortal need's to be ended otherwise Eric and Immortal better get use to the blood flowing from there heads. Anderson is living dangerously, taking on someone with so much power.

79%

Crimson and Samoa Joe vs Main Event Mafia

Samoa Joe fires off some right and left hands. Thrown slam by Samoa Joe. 1 - 2 - shoulder up. Tag to Crimson. Samoa Joe \ Crimson whip Angle into the ropes and hit a double backdrop. 1 - 2 - kick out. Kurt Angle takes a right hand to the temple from Crimson. Angle counters an arm wringer with an elbow to the side of the head. Reverse DDT on Crimson. 1 - 2 - no 3 though. Tag to Sting. Full nelson on Crimson...i remember when Warlord used to do that. God he sucked. 1 - 2 - 2.999 Thrown slam by Sting. Crimson backdrops Sting out of a piledriver attempt. Weak bodyslam on Sting by Crimson. Tag to Samoa Joe. Samoa Joe hits a right hand. Sting tags out to Kurt Angle. Big clothesline on Angle. Kurt Angle climbs to the top rope, ready to leap at Samoa Joe. Sting bounces off the ropes for an elbow drop without seeing his partner, and crotches Angle by accident. Samoa Joe has Kurt Angle down on the canvas. Coquina Clutch!!! Kurt Angle taps out!

Samoa Joe and Crimson then get into each other faces and have words with each other, this allows Sting and Kurt to regather and they attack Samoa Joe and Crimson. Sting hits the Scorpian Deathdrop on Joe and Angle lays Crimson out with the Angle Slam, Angle then grabs a microphone.

Kurt says they have had enough of the disrespect coming from the youth in TNA. Kurt says he and Sting are no longer putting up with it and thats why the Main Event Mafia has be reborn and come next week there will be more members. Kurt says Main Event Mafia demands respect as Impact ends.

82%

Show Rating - 75%

We got a 5.22 rating for 'Impact'!
The attendance level was 3855 people.
We made $77100 from ticket sales.

brad9993
09-20-2011, 04:05 AM
Incident Report

Chris Sabin suffered an Ankle Injury at a TNA House show and will be out of action for 2 months.

brad9993
09-21-2011, 08:46 AM
MCMG Future?

Alex Shelley was in a interview this week and was asked about what the future holds for himself and the MCMG with the injury of Chris Sabin. Alex said "it's only two months, and once Chris is able to return to inring action then the guns will go back after the TNA Tag Team Titles. Over the next two months you will all see Alex Shelley because this gives me an oppurtunity to go solo and my eyes are on the X-Division Championship or even the Television Championship. But then again i may just take Joe up on his offer, step up and challange for the TNA Championship.

brad9993
09-24-2011, 09:49 PM
so..... this was on my PC which decided to die... therefore i'm going to have to start again or something...

brad9993
10-03-2011, 05:01 AM
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Impact begins with a recap of last week which saw the rebirth of the Main event mafia. The video then stops and a limo has arrived backstage out steps Main Event Mafia members Sting and Kurt Angle.

90%

Mike DiBiase vs Shane Helms

Super kick by Shane Helms. Mike DiBiase can barely stand. Here it comes - Shining Wizard. 1....2...3, it's finished. Austin Aries comes running down the aisle with a chair! Shane Helms is just leaving the ring...and Aries scores with a brutal chair shot! Shane Helms falls to the floor holding his head. Austin Aries raises his championship into the air.

Winner - Shane Helms

62%

Mr. Anderson is backstage and is talking about his assault on Eric Bischoff last week. Anderson says Immortal better watch out because he is sick of them running around like they own the place. Anderson is taking Immortal out and Ric Flair is next.

81%

D'Angelo Dinero vs Christopher Daniels vs Alex Shelley

The Pope slams Alex Shelley. Daniels hits a massive spinning kick to the jaw. Alex Shelley ducks a Christopher Daniels clothesline. Daniels takes a rana from Alex Shelley. Super kick by Alex Shelley. 1 - 2 - shoulder up. Springboard dropkick from Christopher Daniels...that looked pretty cool. 1 - 2 - almost a 3. Shelley kicks Christopher Daniels in the gut to reverse the momentum. Super frankenthingy on Daniels, who hit hard. Death valley driver by D'Angelo Dinero, Alex Shelley got planted hard...that was cool. D'Angelo Dinero gets a roll-up...and grabs a handful of tights as well! The referee doesn't see it: 1....2...3!!

Winner - D'Angelo Dinero

81%

Dinero gets on the microphone after the match and tells Samoa Joe that he wants a shot at the title fat boy.

Main Event Mafia are backstage. They talk about how they are sick of the youth around this place and the lack of respect. Sting says he tried to walk away but nobody would let him and now he is here to stay. Angle says this isnt about the Championship anymore but the respect that they deserve. They also say another member will be joining them tonight.

92%

Brutus Magnus and Rob Terry vs Beer Money

Big dropkick by Brutus Magnus. Brainbuster suplex by Brutus Magnus. 1 - 2 - shoulder up. Tag to Rob Terry. Big Rob \ Magnus hook up Roode, then hit a double suplex. Big Rob slams Bobby Roode down. 1 - 2 - kick out. Bobby Roode takes a right hand to the temple from Big Rob. Rob Terry misses a big legdrop and on the mat. Powerbomb on Big Rob. Tag to James Storm. Running knee lift from James Storm. James Storm hits a bulldog off the ropes. Rob Terry ducks a James Storm clothesline. Tag between Rob Terry and Brutus Magnus. Brainbuster suplex by Brutus Magnus. Front legsweep slam by Brutus Magnus, that was cool. 1 - 2 - 2.999 James Storm walks into a stiff lariat clothesline from Magnus. James Storm fights out of a grapple. Massive backbreaker, Magnus got planted. Brutus Magnus is in big trouble...DWI!! 1....2....3! Beer Money go into the crowd, where they celebrate their win.

Winners - Beer Money

77%

Crimson is backstage and he tells Joe that tonight he wants his championship match, and he will see him in the ring later tonight.

71%

Eric Bischoff, to much surprise, is at his desk, and announces that Mr. Anderson has been fired, and will not be returning to the promotion after his actions last week.

87%

Jeff Jarrett vs Matt Morgan
Morgan hits a right hand. Jarrett backdrops Matt Morgan out of a piledriver attempt. Morgan gets slammed. Jarrett whips Morgan into the turnbuckles...and the referee gets sandwiched. Morgan walks into a slammy shoulder thing. Pinfall attempt, but the ref is still down. Morgan counters an avalanche with a raised foot to the face. Bodyslam by Morgan. Spear by Matt Morgan. 1 - 2 - shoulder up. Powerbomb on Jarrett. 1 - 2 - almost a 3. Jeff Jarrett,, uses a right hand. it's for a punch. Massive backbreaker, Morgan got planted. 1 - 2 - 2.999 Morgan gets out the back of a Jeff Jarrett bodyslam attempt. Eric Young comes running down the aisle and into the ring! Jeff Jarrett turns around. Eric Young spins Jarrett around. Eric Young hits the Spike Piledriver! EY leaves the ring, the damage done! 1 - 2 - 3. Matt Morgan pins Jarrett. Jeff Jarrett goes nuts, screaming and yelling at everyone within earshot.

Winner - Matt Morgan & NEW TNA Television Champion

75%

TNA Heavyweight Championship
Samoa Joe vs Crimson
Crimson uses an armbreaker to take Samoa Joe down. Crimson crappily suplexes Samoa Joe...we'll call it a CrapPlex for now, until i can think of something funnier. 1 - 2 - shoulder up. Samoa Joe blocks a kick from Crimson. Crimson takes a back suplex. Samoa Joe slams Crimson down. 1 - 2 - no 3 though. Samoa Joe brings out a jumping powerbomb to nearly kill Crimson!! . 1 - 2 - almost a 3. Big backdrop on Crimson, executed well. Samoa Joe misses a big legdrop and lands ASS-FIRST on the mat. Crimson DDTs Samoa Joe. 1 - 2 - kick out. Crimson turns Samoa Joe inside-out with a clothesline. 1 - 2 - kick out before the 3. Crimson snap suplexes Samoa Joe. Samoa Joe takes a kick. Samoa Joe pulls a mule kick out of nowhere. Samoa Joe slams Crimson down. Lariat, Samoa Joe has Crimson down on the canvas. Here it comes...Coquina Clutch! Crimson taps! Chris Jericho has a chair. Samoa Joe turns and takes a brutal shot to the head. Crimson is next to take a hard shot. Jericho has demolished everyone!

Winner - Samoa Joe

73%

Chris Jericho remains in the ring and gets a microphone. Jericho talks about coming her wanting to do great things and so far all he has got was disrespect not only from RVD but also the youth in TNA. They are all jealous because he is the best in the world and now he has joined the Main Event Mafia! Sting and Kurt Angle come out and celebrate with Jericho to close the show.

96%

Overall Rating - 81%

We got a 5.27 rating for 'Impact'!
The attendance level was 3859 people.
We made $77180 from ticket sales.

brad9993
10-03-2011, 05:30 AM
Shit. I accepted a job with another company and no longer run TNA.