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68wPayne
08-30-2011, 10:17 PM
Dunno if this has been made yet or not but I'm sure it's buried too far back to find if it has. Let's hear your favorite Chuck Norris jokes.

Chuck Norris can blow bubbles with beef jerky

VanHooliganX
08-30-2011, 10:24 PM
Dunno if this has been made yet or not but I'm sure it's buried too far back to find if it has. Let's hear your favorite Chuck Norris jokes.

Chuck Norris can blow bubbles with beef jerky

Fact removed by Chuck Norris.

68wPayne
08-30-2011, 10:37 PM
Chuck Norris uses a stunt double during crying scenes

68wPayne
08-30-2011, 10:37 PM
Chuck Norris doesn't breathe, he holds air hostage

68wPayne
08-30-2011, 10:38 PM
Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its decendents are today known as giraffes

68wPayne
08-30-2011, 10:39 PM
Chuck Norris doesn't eat honey, he chews bees

Necroyeti
08-30-2011, 10:39 PM
When Chuck Norris pokes you on Facebook, you feel that shit.

http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20060301142312/uncyclopedia/images/2/2b/000.png
When Nuck Chorris pokes you on Facebook, you ignore it and block that asshole.

VanHooliganX
08-30-2011, 10:40 PM
Chuck Norris actually likes Chris.

68wPayne
08-30-2011, 10:40 PM
Chuck Norris burns ants with a magnifying glass at night

68wPayne
08-30-2011, 10:41 PM
The only reason James Bond's Q Branch keeps giving him gadgets is because they haven't figured out how to make Chuck Norris pocket sized

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SilverGhost
08-30-2011, 10:41 PM
People piss their name on snow.

Chuck Norris piss his name on concrete.

VanHooliganX
08-30-2011, 10:41 PM
Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer

68wPayne
08-30-2011, 10:41 PM
Chuck Norris once worked as a barber, though he didin't use sissors, He would just stared at peoples heads, daring their hair to grow.

VanHooliganX
08-30-2011, 10:43 PM
Chuck Norris is 27-0 at WrestleMania. How? By just watching them, he wins.

Bodom
08-30-2011, 10:43 PM
Chuck Norris can divide by zero.

68wPayne
08-30-2011, 10:44 PM
Chuck Norris was only defeated once by Bruce Lee, and look what happened to him

Necroyeti
08-30-2011, 10:44 PM
Chuck Norris' cowboy boots are made of real cowboys.

Nuck Chorris wears crocs.

68wPayne
08-30-2011, 10:44 PM
Why? Chuck Norris. That's why.

VanHooliganX
08-30-2011, 10:45 PM
Chuck Norris can believe its not butter.

Eve's Arse No.1
08-30-2011, 10:45 PM
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

68wPayne
08-30-2011, 10:45 PM
Chuck Norris found Nemo, then ate him

VanHooliganX
08-30-2011, 10:46 PM
Thought i'd make my own up. :)

IrelandsPatriot once said he hated Chuck Norris. Look what happened to him.

SilverGhost
08-30-2011, 10:46 PM
http://images.pictureshunt.com/pics/c/chuck_norris_evolution-2443.jpg

68wPayne
08-30-2011, 10:47 PM
R. Lee Ermey, the only known survivor, described a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick as "a boundless duration of exquisite, horrible misery."

2000 Bitches, Yay!

VanHooliganX
08-30-2011, 10:47 PM
Chuck Norris has Wii Sports on his iPhone.

Eve's Arse No.1
08-30-2011, 10:49 PM
Chuck Norris bear hugs bears to death

VanHooliganX
08-30-2011, 10:50 PM
Chuck Norris WILL survive 2012.

CGBigMan
08-31-2011, 05:42 AM
Jesus may be able to walk on water but Chuck Norris can swim through land

68wPayne
08-31-2011, 08:39 AM
Justin Beiber screeched like a high-pitched girl the time he saw Chuck Norris. His voice is still up there today.

68wPayne
08-31-2011, 08:39 AM
Chuck Norris can make ice cubes with a microwave

68wPayne
08-31-2011, 08:40 AM
Chuck Norris once needed a blood transfusion, but they were all out of kevlar

Tomsta666
08-31-2011, 08:50 AM
Chuck Norris was once in a film with Bruce Lee. Chuck Norris got his ginger arse handed to him.


Enough with the Chuck Norris bullshit, shit wasn't funny in 2007 shit still isn't funny.

jordan1995
08-31-2011, 09:19 AM
the bermunda triangle used to be a square untill chuck norris round house kicked a corner off

chuck norris cuts knives with butter

when chuck norris gets stabbed the knife bleeds