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xAzureSkye
08-28-2011, 10:54 AM
Hilarious fake account. http://twitter.com/#!/TNADitsy

If you don't have Twitter here are some of "her" tweets. She doesn't update too often and most of these tweets will be from months ago

Never thought I'd see the day when Sting would be the YOUNGEST person in the ring, but I happened! Thanks Russo! #TNA (http://twitter.com/#%21/search?q=%23TNA)

Edge is leaving WWE? I shall offer him a TNA contract, he doesn't have to worry about injuries here. Our main events are only 90 seconds!

WWE promoting a huge one-time "Old School RAW" next week. This proves why TNA is better, we have old school Nitro EVERY Thursday! LOL

Matt Hardy was NOT driving drunk. He had a sugar rush, and was speeding after a dine-and-dash at "Old Country Buffet"

So proud of TNA fans! Chanting "masturbation" at the PPV. This is the closest they will ever get to women!

HCollins-TNA1
08-28-2011, 10:57 AM
Hilarious fake account. http://twitter.com/#!/TNADitsy

If you don't have Twitter here are some of "her" tweets. She doesn't update too often and most of these tweets will be from months ago

Never thought I'd see the day when Sting would be the YOUNGEST person in the ring, but I happened! Thanks Russo! #TNA (http://twitter.com/#%21/search?q=%23TNA)

Edge is leaving WWE? I shall offer him a TNA contract, he doesn't have to worry about injuries here. Our main events are only 90 seconds!

WWE promoting a huge one-time "Old School RAW" next week. This proves why TNA is better, we have old school Nitro EVERY Thursday! LOL

Matt Hardy was NOT driving drunk. He had a sugar rush, and was speeding after a dine-and-dash at "Old Country Buffet"

So proud of TNA fans! Chanting "masturbation" at the PPV. This is the closest they will ever get to women!

That a fake account....... and I see you noticed.... LOL

Russo swerve
08-28-2011, 12:19 PM
Its really dixie pretending its a fake account.so she can say how she really feel.

Bodom
08-28-2011, 12:37 PM
Well @TNADixie was suspended from Twitter for fraud. She's charged with impersonating a wrestling promoter #TNA

Hahahahahhhahhaha

TheRockerGother
08-28-2011, 01:11 PM
None of them were really funny except ''Well @TNADixie was suspended from Twitter for fraud. She's charged with impersonating a wrestling promoter #TNA'' lol.

Rokudo
08-28-2011, 01:21 PM
They better sign "Ditsy" as the new color commentator! 100k a year would be a nice start for such an illustrious job as sitting and running her mouth ... Hay, it's a lot harder then it looks! Nothing like ring announcing, but still :)

cancron
08-28-2011, 01:43 PM
I almost pissed myself to this one.

"Contacting ECW alum for HardCORE Justice. Called Jack Swagger, Kofi Kingston & John Morrison. For some reason they just laughed and hung up"

ObscureRessurection
08-28-2011, 01:54 PM
I almost pissed myself to this one.

"Contacting ECW alum for HardCORE Justice. Called Jack Swagger, Kofi Kingston & John Morrison. For some reason they just laughed and hung up"

Wow. That person seriously killed 4 birds with 1 stone.

Y2J___Y2J
08-28-2011, 02:31 PM
To be fair... they're really funny.! thanks for posting this.

HeelTurn
08-28-2011, 03:04 PM
HardCORE Justice proved why TNA is better than WWE. It took them years to ruin ECW's memory, we did even worse in only 3 hours!

this made me lol

shanethewolf
08-28-2011, 03:20 PM
These are hilarious and very witty. Satire at its finest.

ELNIOJR
08-28-2011, 03:20 PM
She's so cute! And professional...


Sorry 4 lack of tweets. Busy getting ready for Matt Hardy to come to TNA. We need to increase the amount of weight the ring can handle, LOL


TNA Bound For Glory main event is Jeff Hardy vs Kurt Angle vs Mr. Anderson. Special guest referee is the WWE Wellness Policy doctor, LOL.

capn-edu
08-28-2011, 03:33 PM
@FakeBobCarter Hey dad! Can I have $20 million more of your money to waste on the vanity project called TNA?

No @Evil_Mr_McMahon TNA doesn't need help evaluating young talent. We passed the torch from Hogan/Flair to a young guy named Tommy Dreamer

Someone said I should jump off a building. I'm sure that would pop a HUGE 1.23 rating so I will consider it!

TNA has officially joined the green movement! REDUCE young talent's TV time, REUSE storylines and RECYCLE dead wrestling promotions!

and this one is from fake eric bischoff
300 is the average age of our impact roster.

TNA star Matt Hardy speaks about Jay Lethal's release: "I heard it's his birthday. Does that mean there's some cake?"

TNA will compete with WWE's Tough Enough by making our own show called: Old Enough.

LMAOOOOO

AOF666
08-28-2011, 03:51 PM
@FakeBobCarter Hey dad! Can I have $20 million more of your money to waste on the vanity project called TNA?

No @Evil_Mr_McMahon TNA doesn't need help evaluating young talent. We passed the torch from Hogan/Flair to a young guy named Tommy Dreamer

Someone said I should jump off a building. I'm sure that would pop a HUGE 1.23 rating so I will consider it!

TNA has officially joined the green movement! REDUCE young talent's TV time, REUSE storylines and RECYCLE dead wrestling promotions!

and this one is from fake eric bischoff
300 is the average age of our impact roster.

TNA star Matt Hardy speaks about Jay Lethal's release: "I heard it's his birthday. Does that mean there's some cake?"

TNA will compete with WWE's Tough Enough by making our own show called: Old Enough.

LMAOOOOO

Those are really funny!

RagingBallsFTW
08-28-2011, 04:51 PM
Glad you guys like the ECW reunion. We are planning an AWA-exclusive PPV for September. Greg Gagne is pumped and ready to go! #TNA

TNA has officially joined the green movement! REDUCE young talent's TV time, REUSE storylines and RECYCLE dead wrestling promotions!

HardCORE Justice proved why TNA is better than WWE. It took them years to ruin ECW's memory, we did even worse in only 3 hours!

TNA's creative meetings are canceled until further notice. Forgot to renew my WWE Classics subscription so we have no material to work with!

WWE promoting a huge one-time "Old School RAW" next week. This proves why TNA is better, we have old school Nitro EVERY Thursday! LOL

Well @TNADixie was suspended from Twitter for fraud. She's charged with impersonating a wrestling promoter #TNA

If Vince McMahon is willing to work for roller coaster tickets and food stamps TNA will gladly sign him! We need more young guys like him!

Never thought I'd see the day when Sting would be the YOUNGEST person in the ring, but I happened! Thanks Russo! #TNA

hahahahahahaha. :D

Brewer 314
08-29-2011, 03:48 AM
I almost pissed myself to this one.

"Contacting ECW alum for HardCORE Justice. Called Jack Swagger, Kofi Kingston & John Morrison. For some reason they just laughed and hung up"

I love it!

xAzureSkye
08-29-2011, 09:44 AM
Really enjoying the #wwedraft (http://twitter.com/#%21/search?q=%23wwedraft) TNA's draft doesn't start until 3 months after "Spring Cleaning"!

Rumors Hulk Hogan had a heart attack are untrue. It was really me, I passed out after I realized how much I was paying him and Bischoff, LOL

bring back the 6-sided ring so TNA can beat WWE! We all know the shape of the ring makes the wrestling better!

No wonder "Hardcore Justice" sounds like a porn name, we are watching ECW get raped! LOL #TNA (http://twitter.com/#%21/search?q=%23TNA)

xAzureSkye
08-29-2011, 09:47 AM
Took a tour around Universal Studios today, saw one of the TNA Knockouts working at a cotton candy stand. They pay her more than I do, LOL

Remember when Ric Flair said he wanted people to notice AJ Styles in the airport? Someone did, they thought he was the baggage handler, LOL

steveorton
08-29-2011, 10:22 AM
Hilarious fake account. http://twitter.com/#!/TNADitsy

If you don't have Twitter here are some of "her" tweets. She doesn't update too often and most of these tweets will be from months ago

Never thought I'd see the day when Sting would be the YOUNGEST person in the ring, but I happened! Thanks Russo! #TNA (http://twitter.com/#%21/search?q=%23TNA)

Edge is leaving WWE? I shall offer him a TNA contract, he doesn't have to worry about injuries here. Our main events are only 90 seconds!

WWE promoting a huge one-time "Old School RAW" next week. This proves why TNA is better, we have old school Nitro EVERY Thursday! LOL

Matt Hardy was NOT driving drunk. He had a sugar rush, and was speeding after a dine-and-dash at "Old Country Buffet"

So proud of TNA fans! Chanting "masturbation" at the PPV. This is the closest they will ever get to women!

EPIC, I'm jus sayin...

Reichwulf
08-31-2011, 10:39 PM
Lol, a lot of those were funny, thanks for sharing.

VanHooliganX
08-31-2011, 11:50 PM
XD awesome tweets.
Shame Twitter is shite or I would follow ditsy.