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xtremetothemax
08-23-2011, 11:22 AM
Anybody got some good tips for driving? I can get me temps tommorow but my parents want me to get a perfect score. So anything that will help will be appreciated.

Eve's Arse No.1
08-23-2011, 11:24 AM
Yep try to avoid hitting pedestrians i hear thats a fail

Bodom
08-23-2011, 11:24 AM
Don't crash.

Eve's Arse No.1
08-23-2011, 11:28 AM
If the drivers eyes in the lane next to you meet yours at a traffic light you have to race them its a unwritten law of driving

Rich Cranium
08-23-2011, 11:34 AM
Use 1 foot for both brake and gas.

Steve Austin
08-23-2011, 11:36 AM
Driving blindfolded will score you a large amount of cool points although it could lead to death. Thats the risk of earning cool points though.

Eve's Arse No.1
08-23-2011, 11:36 AM
Driving with no hands earns you double points

IPEEINTHESHOWER
08-23-2011, 11:37 AM
Don't do this.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hp8HXtuCNts

Eve's Arse No.1
08-23-2011, 11:38 AM
Have a few beers before your exam to help you calm down

xtremetothemax
08-23-2011, 03:05 PM
i think i might try all of these lol

K2Jelly
08-23-2011, 03:10 PM
The speed limit signs are there to fool you.

xtremetothemax
08-23-2011, 03:24 PM
The speed limit signs are there to fool you.

Damn i knew it!

Eve's Arse No.1
08-23-2011, 03:26 PM
Damn i knew it!

Try sexist remarks towards you examiner if they are a woman they will appreciate it.

If its a man fart and blame it on him and get all offended when he accuses you.

thejman93
08-23-2011, 03:27 PM
Poor guy....

Word of advice dude: Next time you need somebody to point you in the right direction on something, don't ask your smartass internet buddies. :D

xAzureSkye
08-23-2011, 03:30 PM
Dont have sex when driving, it's very hard to work your gearstick ;)

thejman93
08-23-2011, 03:30 PM
Dont have sex when driving, it's very hard to work your gearstick ;)

Heyyo! :D:p

K2Jelly
08-23-2011, 03:32 PM
Poor guy....

Word of advice dude: Next time you need somebody to point you in the right direction on something, don't ask your smartass internet buddies. :D

Wouldn't that include YOU too? :p

Eve's Arse No.1
08-23-2011, 03:32 PM
Poor guy....

Word of advice dude: Next time you need somebody to point you in the right direction on something, don't ask your smartass internet buddies. :D

Thanks jman for reminding me of one

Act Holier then thou towards your examiner act like there jokes arent funny then disapprove and correct them whenever they say something. Also when they try to help you or give you advice call them a Smart Ass.

Do that and you will pass easily ^^^^^^

Eve's Arse No.1
08-23-2011, 03:33 PM
Dont have sex when driving, it's very hard to work your gearstick ;)

Tell that to Violet

thejman93
08-23-2011, 03:34 PM
Wouldn't that include YOU too? :p

Bravo, you caught me.


Thanks jman for reminding me of one

Act Holier then thou towards your examiner act like there jokes arent funny then disapprove and correct them whenever they say something. Also when they try to help you or give you advice call them a Smart Ass.

Do that and you will pass easily ^^^^^^

Good one.

xAzureSkye
08-23-2011, 03:35 PM
If you see blue and red flashing lights behind you it means you've done a great job.

IPEEINTHESHOWER
08-23-2011, 03:35 PM
Rule #124 of the road.

When you hear this


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kdbm-1fz8Tk&feature=related

speed up and floor it, just make sure you wear your seat belt.:D

K2Jelly
08-23-2011, 03:36 PM
Pedestrians are always something to look out for. Except those little kids who lose their balls out in the street. Squash those lil' f*ckers.

Eve's Arse No.1
08-23-2011, 03:39 PM
Watch Death Race 2000 that will give you all the advice you need

WWTNA Mark
08-23-2011, 03:40 PM
Don't drive with Matt Hardy.

Danielle20SxE
08-23-2011, 03:40 PM
I'm a horrible driver and I have my lisence. My instructor was a male.

Eve's Arse No.1
08-23-2011, 03:41 PM
Don't drive with Matt Hardy.

No drive AT him.

Same goes for Jeff

thejman93
08-23-2011, 03:42 PM
I'm a horrible driver and I have my lisence. My instructor was a male.

There's something your not telling us here. :D

K2Jelly
08-23-2011, 03:43 PM
Seatbelts are for pussies.

K2Jelly
08-23-2011, 03:44 PM
There's something your not telling us here. :D

Riiiiiight. And I'm a smart*ss. :p

xAzureSkye
08-23-2011, 03:44 PM
I hated my driving instructor, she kept talking to me and when I looked at her for a second she shouted at me for not concentrating. I was like "I would concentrate if you stopped talking"

Eve's Arse No.1
08-23-2011, 03:45 PM
Bring a gun make sure they see it and bring up the fact that you will kill yourself if you dont pass.

If that dosent work threaten to kill the examiner

thejman93
08-23-2011, 03:45 PM
Riiiiiight. And I'm a smart*ss. :p

Touche'.....

xAzureSkye
08-23-2011, 03:45 PM
Rule #124 of the road.

When you hear this


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kdbm-1fz8Tk&feature=related

speed up and floor it, just make sure you wear your seat belt.:D

Ninja'd bitch

IPEEINTHESHOWER
08-23-2011, 03:46 PM
I'm a horrible driver and I have my license.

Of course you are, your a WOMAN!!!!!!:D:p

muuuhahahhahaha

Danielle20SxE
08-23-2011, 03:48 PM
Of course you are, your a WOMAN!!!!!!:D:p

muuuhahahhahaha

I haven't crashed yet. So booya.

Grind_Bastard
08-23-2011, 03:48 PM
No drive AT him.

Same goes for Jeff

This should be #1for every driver.

If there's a police control, speed up!

Eve's Arse No.1
08-23-2011, 03:48 PM
Of course you are, your a WOMAN!!!!!!:D:p

muuuhahahhahaha

Exhibit A


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eEdZYN47q4Y

Eve's Arse No.1
08-23-2011, 03:49 PM
I haven't crashed yet. So booya.

Its only a matter of time :)

Danielle20SxE
08-23-2011, 03:52 PM
Its only a matter of time :)

Haha thanks. You're so nice!

Eve's Arse No.1
08-23-2011, 03:54 PM
Haha thanks. You're so nice!

Couldnt be helped but i am sorry i hope you dont but it would be foolish to ignore the inevitable

eboy
08-23-2011, 03:54 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mBzIUkv5zT0

Danielle20SxE
08-23-2011, 03:56 PM
Blast your radio to DMX-Up In Here with the windows down.

Eve's Arse No.1
08-23-2011, 03:57 PM
Blast your radio to DMX-Up In Here with the windows down.

Oh and if your white sing along.

xAzureSkye
08-23-2011, 03:58 PM
You're not allowed to shit in a bag and throw it out the window cos you might hit a police bike

Danielle20SxE
08-23-2011, 03:59 PM
Oh and if your white sing along.

I sing along.

Eve's Arse No.1
08-23-2011, 03:59 PM
Accuse the examiner of being racist.

Eve's Arse No.1
08-23-2011, 04:01 PM
i sing along.

lucky :(

K2Jelly
08-23-2011, 04:01 PM
Driving with your teeth will help you score chicks.

xAzureSkye
08-23-2011, 04:01 PM
If the examiner is of the opposite sex show them your genitals and accuse them of sexual harassment

IPEEINTHESHOWER
08-23-2011, 04:01 PM
I sing along.


http://rlv.zcache.com/please_stop_singing_my_ears_are_bleeding_tshirt-p2359384958776332044pn5_400.jpg



:D:p

Eve's Arse No.1
08-23-2011, 04:02 PM
If the examiner is of the opposite sex show them your genitals and accuse them of sexual harassment

Worked for me ^^^^^^

xAzureSkye
08-23-2011, 04:02 PM
Wear a skimpy top to show off your boobs

K2Jelly
08-23-2011, 04:06 PM
If your instructor's name is Matthew, run.

Danielle20SxE
08-23-2011, 04:07 PM
Wear a skimpy top to show off your boobs

Worked for me!

IPEEINTHESHOWER
08-23-2011, 04:07 PM
Look into your driving instructors eyes while your "pitching a tent" and ask them them they have any anal lube.:D You'll have your license in no time.:D

Eve's Arse No.1
08-23-2011, 04:07 PM
Find a dead animal on the road and bring it with you. Cry and pretend its your pet.

Eve's Arse No.1
08-23-2011, 04:08 PM
Worked for me!

Me 2 Strange that

Danielle20SxE
08-23-2011, 04:08 PM
http://rlv.zcache.com/please_stop_singing_my_ears_are_bleeding_tshirt-p2359384958776332044pn5_400.jpg



:D:p


Butthole..

Danielle20SxE
08-23-2011, 04:11 PM
My instructor let me do the parallel parking till I got it right. haha

K2Jelly
08-23-2011, 04:12 PM
Red lights are a conspiracy.

IrkenInvader
08-23-2011, 04:12 PM
Its only a matter of time :)

its only a matter of time before everyone crashes.

Eve's Arse No.1
08-23-2011, 04:14 PM
Driving on the correct side of the road is for pussies

IPEEINTHESHOWER
08-23-2011, 04:14 PM
Butthole..

http://ih3.redbubble.net/work.4797441.1.fc,135x135,creme.v3.jpg


:D

xAzureSkye
08-23-2011, 04:14 PM
Watch out for red and green turtles and bananas

Eve's Arse No.1
08-23-2011, 04:15 PM
its only a matter of time before everyone crashes.

(its a joke :*()


Dude jelle thinks for Tila Tequila LOL

Danielle20SxE
08-23-2011, 04:16 PM
Drive with your brights on.

Danielle20SxE
08-23-2011, 04:17 PM
http://ih3.redbubble.net/work.4797441.1.fc,135x135,creme.v3.jpg


:D


Buttholes are my favorite.

xAzureSkye
08-23-2011, 04:17 PM
It's ok to flip off the police, trust me, it's worked before ;D

xAzureSkye
08-23-2011, 04:19 PM
If you see Asians driving beside you, GET THE HELL OUTTA THERE.

Grind_Bastard
08-23-2011, 04:21 PM
Red lights are a conspiracy.

They are little Jimmys with Cena T-shirts LOL

K2Jelly
08-23-2011, 04:22 PM
Mooning the driver next to you is a compliment.

Danielle20SxE
08-23-2011, 04:26 PM
I just realized you're from Ohio, most people there suck at driving, so you'll pass, no worries.

Eve's Arse No.1
08-23-2011, 04:28 PM
I just realized you're from Ohio, most people there suck at driving, so you'll pass, no worries.

America in general cant drive look at Nascar its just one big roundabout

Danielle20SxE
08-23-2011, 04:28 PM
America in general cant drive look at Nascar its just one big roundabout

I can't stand NASCAR. Boring and pointless.

Eve's Arse No.1
08-23-2011, 04:29 PM
I can't stand NASCAR. Boring and pointless.

Just like America :)

IPEEINTHESHOWER
08-23-2011, 04:31 PM
I just realized you're from Ohio, most people there suck at driving, so you'll pass, no worries.

http://images.icanhascheezburger.com/completestore/2008/10/14/128684776587493750.jpg

We Ohio drivers are just as good of driving through corn fields as Hoosiers are.:D

Danielle20SxE
08-23-2011, 04:35 PM
http://images.icanhascheezburger.com/completestore/2008/10/14/128684776587493750.jpg

We Ohio drivers are just as good of driving through corn fields as Hoosiers are.:D

Mhmmm, sure. I've been to Ohio plenty of times and they cause me to have road rage. xD I'm sure you're a good one though.

IrkenInvader
08-23-2011, 05:18 PM
I hate driving through Ohio. So many horrible drivers.




Eve's Beautiful Arse: I know Jelle thinks I'm Tila, I don't care, Tila is sexy.

Bodom
08-23-2011, 05:53 PM
Old people are worth 20 points. Double points for bicyclists.

Bodom
08-23-2011, 05:54 PM
Just like America :)

......come again?

Grind_Bastard
08-23-2011, 06:02 PM
Old people are worth 20 points. Double points for bicyclists.

Women with babies are +100

IrkenInvader
08-23-2011, 06:22 PM
Women with babies are +100

White males age 18 - 35 are worth 600 points.
Gotta change that majority demographic people.

68wPayne
08-23-2011, 06:25 PM
The stop signs with the white border are optional

Eve's Arse No.1
08-24-2011, 06:25 AM
......come again?

I wanted to know what the reaction would be

xtremetothemax
08-27-2011, 08:34 AM
Oh and if your white sing along.

Im actually black but i could still sing along!