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MattTY2JHBK
08-17-2011, 07:30 PM
Hey guys, so...
What is everybody's favourite CM Punk segment/quote so far, since and including his infamous worked shoot promo?

There's a lot to choose from, but apart from his first worked shoot, the contract signing with Vince McMahon and John Cena was classic stuff.
One of my favourites was...

"They deserved it! Why? Because you don't know what makes a Superstar in 2011?"

Thought he hit the nail right on the head there!
What's your favourite moments or quotes from the last few weeks?

Pumpkinhead
08-17-2011, 07:31 PM
"My Diet Soda!!!"

AirBourne
08-17-2011, 07:49 PM
"The Champ Is Here" brings to mind a lowblow to Cena. I think that mocked him in the perfect sense at the right time.

thedominator92
08-17-2011, 07:56 PM
omg kevin nash thought he was dead lol.

zapphoman
08-17-2011, 07:59 PM
The contract signing for Summerslam.

Triple H: How is that movie of yours doing?

Punk: Well, it went straight to DVD just like yours.

Classic

CrowOfMurders
08-17-2011, 08:06 PM
To Vince and Cena
"You're not the underdogs, you're not the Red Sox, You are the New York Yankees,and John you might as well be Derek Jeter" paraphrasing, great heel promo in Boston while Cena was using his ridiculous boston drawl, f*cking beautiful.

darkace9194
08-17-2011, 08:12 PM
SummerSlam:

(To Stephanie) "I would but I know where that hand has been"

Lamar8902
08-17-2011, 08:29 PM
When Y2J Chris Jericho returns and tells him he's a phony wannabe Jericho hahaha no but the segment he had with Nash about him being dead was priceless and what Nash said about Eddie that was fucked up thanx Punk for bringing dat up didn't know dat

Lamar8902
08-17-2011, 08:30 PM
omg kevin nash thought he was dead lol.

Dude That pic with Orton and Barney ha priceless

ryanator
08-17-2011, 08:38 PM
"I suggest you watch me make snow angels!"

*proceeds to make snow angels*

dmt4life
08-17-2011, 08:49 PM
my CM Punk sig says it all

Siracul
08-17-2011, 08:53 PM
SummerSlam:

(To Stephanie) "I would but I know where that hand has been"

Ok so maybe it's because I'm a foreigner but I didn't get what he mean by that...
Can you explain ? O:)

Also my favorite moment : Contract negotiation with Vince McMahon & John Cena.

Enforcer23
08-17-2011, 08:55 PM
"im the best in that ring on the mic even on commentary nobody can touch me....thats one of my fav's...but basically everything he does is sick

CreatureOfTheNight
08-17-2011, 09:10 PM
CM Punk to Triple H " How many times have you said, Oh I don't think he has what it takes while your lying in bed with your wife"? Said what a lot of other of people have been wanting to say to him over the years

Wade Barrett 1979
08-17-2011, 09:15 PM
I am the best... WRESTLER in the world today.

You hear that Vince? Wrestler, not Superstar!!!

Danielle20SxE
08-17-2011, 09:16 PM
"You're not funny and nobody likes you"

StevenT8481
08-17-2011, 09:24 PM
WAY too many to name man.

RatedR
08-17-2011, 09:26 PM
Yes u heard it Vince I want my own Ice cream bar

priceless

thisiswrestling
08-17-2011, 09:28 PM
"I suggest you watch me make snow angels!"

*proceeds to make snow angels*

That one is frickin awesome! XD

FaceOfSpades
08-17-2011, 09:28 PM
The entire promo in the chamber after beating r-truth..."Put your hand on the screen!"

Y2J___Y2J
08-17-2011, 09:29 PM
The "John my diet soda" moment was just awesome.!!
EVERYTHING Punk does is gold

GR81
08-17-2011, 09:30 PM
Nash: You need to watch your mouth.
Punk: I need to watch my mouth?
Nash: Yeah.
Punk: You need to watch this show.

THE_CRIPPLER
08-17-2011, 09:42 PM
To the medics working on Jeff Hardy after Punk attacked him.
"Fix him, so I can Break Him Again"


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B5i_xkQdgN8

tad locust
08-17-2011, 09:44 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E8wBO3t87Ns

thatdevilsblue
08-17-2011, 09:49 PM
"if HHH told you to jump off a bridge, would you? because THAT would be good for business!"---to Kevin Nash, haha

printz1224
08-17-2011, 09:52 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1WKKvOv3MoY&sns=em

^^This.^^

VanHooliganX
08-17-2011, 09:54 PM
Ok so maybe it's because I'm a foreigner but I didn't get what he mean by that...
Can you explain ? O:)

Also my favorite moment : Contract negotiation with Vince McMahon & John Cena.

It means shes been in the kitchen cooking like a good wife.

Mtt08 xXx
08-17-2011, 10:52 PM
It means shes been in the kitchen cooking like a good wife.

lol idk if youre being sarcastic or not. but thats not what he meant.

lets just say, he was referring to stephanie "using" her hands with HHH. make sense?

jcagosto
08-17-2011, 11:12 PM
Nash: "All Triple H is done is shook things up around here"

CM: "No no no no, I'm the guy that shook things up around here"

Rich Cranium
08-17-2011, 11:35 PM
When reading Shaleen's text: "OMG Kevin Nash WTF, thought he was dead LOL".

the wrestling shade
08-18-2011, 12:54 AM
you will apologize to me and YOU WILL LIKE IT!!!!

alexrules01
08-18-2011, 01:02 AM
"Cm Punk The Movie!"

wwe=awesome
08-18-2011, 01:18 AM
"vince i'll kick you in the nuts and you'll smile at me and like it and show me some respect"

just one of the many great moments of cm punk

maar13
08-18-2011, 01:33 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1WKKvOv3MoY&sns=em

^^This.^^


Yep, that one :)

Lamar8902
08-18-2011, 01:41 AM
It's funny to see how many people have there great CM Punk moments but where was this kinda thread last year?? Funny how things work

LMPunker
08-18-2011, 01:46 AM
"i dont drink,i dont smoke i dont do drugs and i dont make crappy movies like the tooth fairy"

the wrestling shade
08-18-2011, 02:13 AM
"Your "best"! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."

jelle1809
08-18-2011, 03:24 AM
summerslam:

(to stephanie) "i would but i know where that hand has been"
^^^^^ yep ^^^^^^

ELNIOJR
08-18-2011, 03:31 AM
Nothing can beat this!!!

"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bzBLXHrIaN4

tshizzy34
08-18-2011, 04:08 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rdRo9JsfBZM

This Video In It's Entirety Is Amazing.

You Got Something To Say? You Dumb Bitch I'm Not Holding A Microphone Are You Fucken Stupid!!! CLASSIC!

Y2Jryder
08-18-2011, 05:04 AM
my sig^^^^

Y2Jryder
08-18-2011, 05:09 AM
it's just your career that's dead right? to kevin nash^^

Dude573
08-18-2011, 05:09 AM
I loved the heel segment against Jeff Hardy where he was like "Do you know ho many times I've been suspended? 0". Then he continued like that, the scene fitted perfectly for the feu.

BlazersDozen
08-18-2011, 05:12 AM
Best promo I've seen from him was when he signed his WWE contract on the ROH world championship haha

From this storyline, probably, "OMG! WTF! I thought Kevin Nash was dead! LOL!"

tshizzy34
08-18-2011, 05:57 AM
I think like 40 ppl have said the Kevin Nash text Punk got from his niece I think it was.

jordan1995
08-18-2011, 06:00 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=npigjNTh0cg

dont know if anyone else has posted it ..didnt check.. but its my fave lol

SkilletBoi
08-18-2011, 06:42 AM
thre's so many, (inculding the one in my sig) but i like:

"I like waffle house, i dont know what you got against waffle house!"

ELNIOJR
08-18-2011, 07:07 AM
Now this is GOLD...


Everybody wants to call me the Triple H of Ring of Honor, I think that's hilarious. I would prefer to call Triple H the CM Punk of the WWE!

steveorton
08-18-2011, 07:41 AM
I am the best... WRESTLER in the world today.

You hear that Vince? Wrestler, not Superstar!!!

^^^^^^^^This I love this quote, I'm jus sayin...

SlammasterJ
08-18-2011, 07:42 AM
-(Just before the announcer table breaks down) "This isn't the spanish announcement table!"-

There is more I'd like to quote, but I'll use this one.

printz1224
08-18-2011, 08:00 AM
Am I the only one waiting for Punk to make a ninja turtle reference for Nash?

AOF666
08-18-2011, 08:29 AM
Don't remember the whole quote but the one where Punk mention Cena fans wetting themselves.

MattTY2JHBK
08-18-2011, 08:46 AM
Don't remember the whole quote but the one where Punk mention Cena fans wetting themselves.
"Your legion of fans will probably pee in their pyjamas when they think of you"

midian
08-18-2011, 08:48 AM
Now that the Charismatic Enablers gone

MattTY2JHBK
08-18-2011, 08:49 AM
"I'd rather be a one-hit wonder than a phoney"

This one was really good too, as Cena at the time had just cut a pretty good promo on Punk, before getting owned again by one simple sentence!

midian
08-18-2011, 08:53 AM
or
Ref:What you say Punk

CM Pun: 'I say reach the fucking ropes but,I'm thinking

Grind_Bastard
08-18-2011, 09:00 AM
The whole shoot promo was excellent, but I liked the "I'm breaking the fourth wall" bit.

After that, the text from his sister is epic.

And to add something nobody has posted, the "I hope your parents die" is hilarious.

alexrules01
08-18-2011, 09:14 AM
*Lifts up Laptop*

"Hi Everybody. Im sorry but I have always wanted to do this"

VanHooliganX
08-18-2011, 09:27 AM
"Luck is for losers, you make your own luck"

tshizzy34
08-18-2011, 10:11 AM
If HHH asked you to jump off a bridge would you? Because I think that would be good for business!

tshizzy34
08-18-2011, 10:20 AM
All HHH has done is shook things up around here.
No No No I'm the guy who's shook things up around here!

maar13
08-18-2011, 10:21 AM
It's funny to see how many people have there great CM Punk moments but where was this kinda thread last year?? Funny how things work

Yeah and funny how smart ass you comment seems to be, damn hilarious.

holgerwich
08-18-2011, 10:29 AM
It has to be what's in my sig :)

Synned
08-18-2011, 11:03 AM
this


omg kevin nash thought he was dead lol.
this

Nothing can beat this!!!

"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bzBLXHrIaN4
and this

*triple H muisc hits* Well i guess its time to play the game.

IrkenInvader
08-18-2011, 11:07 AM
I was about to make a thread dedicated to this moment.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9-g2NWBfG5Q&feature=related

Juvenile Junkie
08-18-2011, 12:00 PM
CM Punk jobbed for a year on PPV,just remember that.WWE isn't all sunshine and butterflies

spidercentz
08-18-2011, 12:44 PM
When Cena called him CM Sucks!!

maar13
08-18-2011, 12:56 PM
CM Punk jobbed for a year on PPV,just remember that.WWE isn't all sunshine and butterflies

So freaking what? His promos were good even when he jobbed. What the Hell is your point? Damn you are just a freaking hater.

thejman93
08-18-2011, 12:57 PM
*Trips music hits* "Apparently, it time to play the game.

tshizzy34
08-18-2011, 01:21 PM
All 69 comments above me lol.

RagingBallsFTW
08-18-2011, 01:24 PM
CM Punk: You have a vagina,You have a vagina!!!!!!!

machoo mann
08-18-2011, 02:47 PM
commentary @ WWE Superstars

Scott Stanford: "what does CM stand for again?"
CM Punk: "company manager"

this cracks me up everytime

jcagosto
08-18-2011, 03:44 PM
This one is hilarious!


http://youtu.be/WU5-cNTXd1M

Y2Jryder
08-18-2011, 03:45 PM
Don't know exactly how it goes, but when Bret Hart was special guest referee at a match with Punk in it:

Where did you learn to count, Canada?

Grind_Bastard
08-18-2011, 04:19 PM
This one is hilarious!


http://youtu.be/WU5-cNTXd1M

Moore got bitchslapped! Clap, clap... Clap, clap, clap!!!
Moore got bitchslapped! Clap, clap... Clap, clap, clap!!!

I like the quote: "That was an armdrag, americans do armdrags!"

LoGik
08-18-2011, 04:23 PM
"i dont hate you cena i hate this idea that your the best" is a pretty good one. "i am the voice of the voiceless!" is a good one too

SESAfro
08-18-2011, 06:53 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IXAs_nS_lvM&feature=youtube_gdata_player

JerichaholicPunk
08-18-2011, 10:05 PM
Punk at the contract signing for the undisputed WWE title match with Cena:
"when was the last time one of these contract signings that didn't end in a horrible, physical, calalmity! Lets cut to the chase, flip the table over and start beating each other up!"
+ on HHH asking about his movie "gone straight to DVD just like yours!" - haha

tshizzy34
08-19-2011, 04:47 AM
Pretty much everything Punk says is pure gold so imo he can say nothing bad.

Markedoutforlife
08-19-2011, 04:50 AM
Invisable pipebomb

Boss Chic
08-19-2011, 05:11 AM
So many good quotes from CM Punk, most of it was already mentioned on this thread and it cracks me up! Cheers!

Robareid
08-19-2011, 05:29 AM
When he was on commentary on RAW and Rey Mysterio was fueding with Del Rio.

Went something like "He is stealing his car, that is Rey Mysterio all over, he acts like some super hero but in reality he is just a masked wrestler who steals cars on the side"

printz1224
08-19-2011, 09:54 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ub_zMpLPRfk

Can't believe no one's mentioned this yet.