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Enforcer23
09-09-2011, 04:37 PM
Well, unfortunately for me... even though God can give me infinite strength and wisdom, he can't give me an infinite amount hours in which I can keep my eyes open :/ it's been a pleasure talking to both of you (Enforcer23 + ihearvoices) and me and my character will see you tommorow! Goodnight, God bless :)

cyah man

and yes IC thread please

BlackFalcon
09-09-2011, 04:54 PM
IM TEAMING UP WITH CONNOR CHAOS FUK YES now jsut dont go werid on me and bash me lights out OK

Don't worry yourself May, You asked for help form the Herald of Havoc and so help will be given. Just don't expect me to be all pally with you after this is over.

ihearvoices
09-09-2011, 05:01 PM
Don't worry yourself May, You asked for help form the Herald of Havoc and so help will be given. Just don't expect me to be all pally with you after this is over.

IC as Kiddson from twitter:

Typical Daniel May also needing someone else to help him out.

thejman93
09-09-2011, 05:34 PM
@Jman

Lotta people asking if I knew about #Shuriken coming to #JBW; I had no clue.

The Awesome One
09-10-2011, 05:03 AM
IC: Greetings my fellow superstars! It is I, the Shining Light. I am looking forward to my career here in JBW and rest assured it will be a prosperous one! I do not need championships to make my name, you only need to lend me your ears and allow the word of God into your soul...

Psalm 23:
The Lord is my Shepherd, there is nothing I shall want

The Awesome One
09-10-2011, 05:46 AM
Don't worry yourself May, You asked for help form the Herald of Havoc and so help will be given. Just don't expect me to be all pally with you after this is over.

Why ask for help from the Herald Of Havoc when you could have asked for help from the Lord?
You have made your choice but remember this, you do not control your destiny... the Lord does...

Jeremiah 29:11
For I know the plans I have for you,” declares the Lord, “plans to prosper you and not to harm you, plans to give you hope and a future.

BlackFalcon
09-10-2011, 09:05 AM
Why ask for help from the Herald Of Havoc when you could have asked for help from the Lord?
You have made your choice but remember this, you do not control your destiny... the Lord does...

Well you can preach all you want about the big dude upstairs, but when was the last time he came and helped a guy out? You want something done, you get the best guy for the job, and that's me.

The Awesome One
09-10-2011, 09:11 AM
Well you can preach all you want about the big dude upstairs, but when was the last time he came and helped a guy out? You want something done, you get the best guy for the job, and that's me.

IC: We shall see about that... After I beat Johnny Phantom tomorrow at Horrorcore Icons, I will make sure that you are next! Whoever insults the Lord shall perish in hell!

His heart is established, he shall not be afraid, until he see his desire upon his enemies.
(Psalm 112:8)

aloisick
09-10-2011, 06:57 PM
IC: We shall see about that... After I beat Johnny Phantom tomorrow at Horrorcore Icons, I will make sure that you are next! Whoever insults the Lord shall perish in hell!

His heart is established, he shall not be afraid, until he see his desire upon his enemies.
(Psalm 112:8)

IC I tell you what im not as focused on May as i thought i was so i need to stop reading all this bible bashing crap you wanna quote psalms here is one for you my religious friend and i use the term friend loosely... not as loosely as mary but still

When the stone is set, and the territories have been marked kiddson and thou will seek destruction and havoc on thee until such times that welath and prosperity is restored in the eyes of the chosen one

Scorp and kiddson: 2:4:1

JohnnyPhantom
09-11-2011, 01:36 AM
IC: We shall see about that... After I beat Johnny Phantom tomorrow at Horrorcore Icons, I will make sure that you are next! Whoever insults the Lord shall perish in hell!

His heart is established, he shall not be afraid, until he see his desire upon his enemies.
(Psalm 112:8)

IC: Ahhh... i see that Mr Light has decided to put the cart before the horse. Thinking that it's smart to undervalue my talents... mHmmm, you know there have been many who have decided to go down the same path that you have chosen young jesus freak! The simple and utter fact is that each and every man who tried to look down the road when going up against the PERFECTION that is Johnny "Freakin" Phantom ended up looking up at the lights.

Now if you wanna toss some insults my way, i dont mind. Hell i encourage any rocks you wanna toss! But when its all said and done... i dont want to hear any excuses! I dont want to hear about how you'll get me "Next time" because the simple fact is that one i beat you, and yes... i will beat you! You'll always know, deep in that preaching and god filled heart that you were beat by the better man!

zapphoman
09-11-2011, 03:14 AM
IC as Gabriel Xander: I just received a text from Kashdinero. He asked me to meet him somewhere tomorrow. Somewhere in... San Francisco. I guess it's the red eye to San Francisco for me. I wonder what this is about.

Enforcer23
09-11-2011, 04:20 AM
@Daniel may

well guys i think you now know my big news i am apart of the new brand showdown....as for now i have a tag team match at horrocore between g-scorp and kiddson and also alex kidd and his mystery opponent

aloisick
09-11-2011, 04:38 AM
Breaking press release
This is Wayne Kerr and i am with G-Scorp believe it or not in alcatraz
G-Scorp you have had a pretty busy few weeks and highly successful
time for you in jbw but now you have been put in a triple threat tag
team match at horrorcore-icons.
My question is how will the elements of connor chaos, alex kidd and
his mystery opponent play into this because so far your only target
has been May.
G-Scorp Thanks for that riveting question wayne and if you are
going to transcribe this please do so in two parts gees what a long arse
question but its very simple Alex kidd i believe mystery opponent means
you have not found one yet so keep looking but keep this in mind, if you
stay out of kiddsons and my way you will not lose the match you will
merely not win and for you thats an improvement... try and get involved
and you will end up in some pretty heavy shit and as for you connor what
is it you are playing at? you dont like May, you only ever do things for
yourself so what has the company mule promised you? Dont get on twitter
and answer its a rhetorical question meaning you dont have to answer but
may and this is when i am deadly serious answer this for me please what
does one chair + daniel may cost? at ROTT it was your post match
celebration at horrorcore items...... hmmmm ill leave it there thanks
wainker.
Its wayne kerr
G-Scorp: Right and your middle names con to isnt it?
Well this is wayne ARCHIBALD kerr wishing you all a great night and
i can understand why you hate g-scorp so much Ma.... owww shit oy
stop not the chair ok im sorry im sorry im a wainker leave me alone
Kiddson: oy G-Scorp leave this dick alone and focus on May and co

Enforcer23
09-11-2011, 05:01 AM
Breaking press release
This is Wayne Kerr and i am with G-Scorp believe it or not in alcatraz
G-Scorp you have had a pretty busy few weeks and highly successful
time for you in jbw but now you have been put in a triple threat tag
team match at horrorcore-icons.
My question is how will the elements of connor chaos, alex kidd and
his mystery opponent play into this because so far your only target
has been May.
G-Scorp Thanks for that riveting question wayne and if you are
going to transcribe this please do so in two parts gees what a long arse
question but its very simple Alex kidd i believe mystery opponent means
you have not found one yet so keep looking but keep this in mind, if you
stay out of kiddsons and my way you will not lose the match you will
merely not win and for you thats an improvement... try and get involved
and you will end up in some pretty heavy shit and as for you connor what
is it you are playing at? you dont like May, you only ever do things for
yourself so what has the company mule promised you? Dont get on twitter
and answer its a rhetorical question meaning you dont have to answer but
may and this is when i am deadly serious answer this for me please what
does one chair + daniel may cost? at ROTT it was your post match
celebration at horrorcore items...... hmmmm ill leave it there thanks
wainker.
Its wayne kerr
G-Scorp: Right and your middle names con to isnt it?
Well this is wayne ARCHIBALD kerr wishing you all a great night and
i can understand why you hate g-scorp so much Ma.... owww shit oy
stop not the chair ok im sorry im sorry im a wainker leave me alone
Kiddson: oy G-Scorp leave this dick alone and focus on May and co

OOC: i honestly loved this aye nice work

The Awesome One
09-11-2011, 06:47 AM
IC: Ahhh... i see that Mr Light has decided to put the cart before the horse. Thinking that it's smart to undervalue my talents... mHmmm, you know there have been many who have decided to go down the same path that you have chosen young jesus freak! The simple and utter fact is that each and every man who tried to look down the road when going up against the PERFECTION that is Johnny "Freakin" Phantom ended up looking up at the lights.

Now if you wanna toss some insults my way, i dont mind. Hell i encourage any rocks you wanna toss! But when its all said and done... i dont want to hear any excuses! I dont want to hear about how you'll get me "Next time" because the simple fact is that one i beat you, and yes... i will beat you! You'll always know, deep in that preaching and god filled heart that you were beat by the better man!

It does not matter if you beat me... God will always be beside me...

He shall not be afraid of evil tidings: his heart is fixed, trusting in the LORD.
(Psalm 112:7)

OOC: It seems I am in the tournament to crown the Showdown Champion... pretty good for someone who's only just joined I think

Enforcer23
09-11-2011, 07:00 AM
It does not matter if you beat me... God will always be beside me...

He shall not be afraid of evil tidings: his heart is fixed, trusting in the LORD.
(Psalm 112:7)

OOC: It seems I am in the tournament to crown the Showdown Champion... pretty good for someone who's only just joined I think

yeah your right...but with the thing i bolded you should come to our main discussion thread and talk OOC there so people get to know ya just a tip bro http://www.ewrestlingnews.com/community/showthread.php?4649-JBW-Justifiably-Badass-Wrestling/page1866 theres the page...cmon and chat with all of us there

ihearvoices
09-11-2011, 03:25 PM
Breaking press release
This is Wayne Kerr and i am with G-Scorp believe it or not in alcatraz
G-Scorp you have had a pretty busy few weeks and highly successful
time for you in jbw but now you have been put in a triple threat tag
team match at horrorcore-icons.
My question is how will the elements of connor chaos, alex kidd and
his mystery opponent play into this because so far your only target
has been May.
G-Scorp Thanks for that riveting question wayne and if you are
going to transcribe this please do so in two parts gees what a long arse
question but its very simple Alex kidd i believe mystery opponent means
you have not found one yet so keep looking but keep this in mind, if you
stay out of kiddsons and my way you will not lose the match you will
merely not win and for you thats an improvement... try and get involved
and you will end up in some pretty heavy shit and as for you connor what
is it you are playing at? you dont like May, you only ever do things for
yourself so what has the company mule promised you? Dont get on twitter
and answer its a rhetorical question meaning you dont have to answer but
may and this is when i am deadly serious answer this for me please what
does one chair + daniel may cost? at ROTT it was your post match
celebration at horrorcore items...... hmmmm ill leave it there thanks
wainker.
Its wayne kerr
G-Scorp: Right and your middle names con to isnt it?
Well this is wayne ARCHIBALD kerr wishing you all a great night and
i can understand why you hate g-scorp so much Ma.... owww shit oy
stop not the chair ok im sorry im sorry im a wainker leave me alone
Kiddson: oy G-Scorp leave this dick alone and focus on May and co


OOC: LMFAOO Great/funny read i like how you picked up the chair and also used me :)

ihearvoices
09-11-2011, 04:35 PM
IC: as Kiddson from Twitter

At this point it just sad this is the 5th time in the past 2 weeks i got a call from JBW's Executive Vice President of Talent Relations i guess he dont understand No is No. I wont sign any new contract i am no longer interested at all. Just because i agree on showing up at Showdown and being apart of the tournament does not mean we are back on good terms. Myself & G-scorp dont follow the rules but we do break them all but mostly we reinvent them too.

aloisick
09-11-2011, 08:10 PM
OOC: LMFAOO Great/funny read i like how you picked up the chair and also used me :)

ooc thanks bro been sick and working for a few days no time to get on so i wanted to leave a mark

aloisick
09-11-2011, 08:12 PM
OOC: i honestly loved this aye nice work

thanks bro and good work all around

zapphoman
09-11-2011, 11:38 PM
(This is footage taken from a stolen JBW camera that The Alpha Dog gave to Robert Ipkus, alias "Bob" who is a JBW camera man, three days before the Mayhem leading into Rampage of the Titans. Robert went on to travel with The Alpha Dog to film the events that occurred between the time they left and the time Mayhem aired. JBW does not condone the acts that are about to be shown and The Alpha Dog has been fined for his actions. Of course, he didn't pay because he threatened to make us his bitch, but he did write out a statement saying that he would never do it again. Of course, he was laughing the entire time, so we don't know how much merit is behind it.)


THE SOON TO BE PAIN IN THE ALPHA DOGS ASS!!!

(A motorcycle is being shown ridding down a surprisingly empty road. The man on the motorcycle was wearing a leather jacket and blue jeans. Due to the cameras limited view, it isn't possible to witness the entirety of the surroundings, but from what can be seen, it appears the road is among a nice scenic area filled with trees and large hilltops. It could of been a peaceful scene to witness if it wasn't for the camera being mounted on the front of a ten year old motorcycle.

The sound of the engine was so loud that it nearly drowned out the sound of the sirens coming from behind the two motorcycles. The man behind the camera notices this because the word "Shit" is heard. The man on the motorcycle up front points to the side of the road, a sign to pull over.

The motorcycle in front pulls over to the side of the road, as does the motorcycle with the camera mounted on it, and both engines are turned off. The sirens stop and a man in a police uniform comes into frame walking over to the motorcycle in front. The police officer says something to the rider before the rider takes out a piece of paper and a card. The police officer then takes the items and walks over towards the camera. The words "shit fuck shit" are heard from the man behind the camera. The officer gets to him and asks, "License and registration please." The camera man then says, "Of course of course. Here you are officer." He hands his items to the officer and the officer exits frame. The man on the motorcycle up front walks over to the camera man while taking off his helmet. The camera man starts to speak.)

CM: I knew this was a bad idea. I come with you on a whim and what is the first thing that happens? We get fucking stopped by a fucking cop because of your fucking speeding! Did you really have to speed, Alpha? Do we really have to get to where ever we are going this quickly?

Alpha: Yes, you and The Alpha Dog do.

CM: Well, now we are about to get a ticket. Congratulations.

Alpha: OH SHUT UP BOB!!! Don't worry about the copper, The Alpha Dog will take care of him.

Bob: Alpha... don't make this worse than what it is.

Alpha: The Alpha Dog isn't. He is going to just have a little talk with the officer when he gets back over here.

Bob: Oh, well that makes me feel alot better. I seriously doubt anything you are going to have to (Alpha whispers something) say to him is going to convince him other (Alpha whispers something again) wise. I mean we were... (Alpha whispers again) What are you saying?

Alpha: THE ALPHA DOG IS SAYING THE DUMBASS POLICE OFFICER IS COMING!!!

(The police officer was standing right by The Alpha Dog when Alpha yelled that out. The officer just stared at Alpha for a moment before he hands Alpha and Bob their info and began talking.)

Officer: So, you two were going about twenty miles over the speed limit. Needing to get somewhere gentlemen?

Alpha: Yes, actually The Alpha Dog and his friend Bob here was needing to get somewhere and they really needed to go faster than what they were. And now, because of you, they might not get there in time. Thanks alot DICK!!

Officer: Excuse me, sir?

Alpha: WHAT ARE YOU DEAF?!!! YOU HEARD WHAT THE ALPHA DOG SAID!!! NOW WHY DON'T YOU GET BACK IN YOUR LITTLE NOISEMAKER OVER THERE WITH YOUR STUPID DUMB COWBOY SUCKING HAT AND AVIATOR GLASSES AND CONTINUE YOUR LITTLE BUM PARTY WITH YOUR OTHER COP BUDDIES WHILE WEARING DONUTS AS CONDOMS!!!

Officer: I am an officer of the law! You can not talk to me like that!!

Alpha: Well, The Alpha Dog is talking to you like that. What are you going to do about it, PIG FUCKER?!!!

(Alpha then proceeds to push the officer down to the ground with a violent shove. The officer hurries to his feet, pulls out his taser gun, and points it at The Alpha Dog.)

Officer: You have just physically assaulted a police officer. You are now under arrest. Now get your hands where I can see them!

Alpha: (Holds his hands out in front of him) Here they are. What...did that little push hurt your feelings?

Officer: GET YOUR HANDS ON YOUR HEAD!!!

Alpha: No...The Alpha Dog isn't going to do that.

Officer: I WILL USE THIS IF YOU DO NOT COMPLY!!!

Alpha: (Takes off his leather jacket, drops it to the ground, and stretches out his arms) The Alpha Dog isn't complying. Give it a shot.

Bob: (Shows up into frame) Alpha, don't make this any worse than what it...

Alpha: SHUT UP BOB!!! THIS DOESN'T CONCERN YOU!!! Just The Alpha Dog and pig fucker over here.

Officer: FINAL WARNING!!! PUT YOUR HANDS ON YOUR HEAD OR...

Alpha: QUIT TALKING ABOUT IT AND DO IT ALREADY!!!

(The police officer fires the weapon and two cords fly out from it. They attach to Alphas chest. Alpha shakes a little bit, but does not produce the desired results. Instead he just looks up at the officer and smiles. Alpha then starts walking over towards the officer. The officer has a concerned look on his face as he starts walking backwards.)

Officer: STOP!!! STOP RIGHT THERE!!! I WILL INCREASE THE VOLTAGE IF YOU DON'T STOP!!!

(The Alpha Dog continues walking towards the officer.)

Officer: I WARNED YOU!!!

(The officer presses a button on the taser gun and Alpha lets out a scream of aggression and he stops for a moment, shaking and struggling against the pain. He's breathing in and out heavily. Then he continues walking towards the officer who looks shocked while backing up.)

Bob: STOP THIS NOW ALPHA!!!

Office: I WILL TURN IT UP TO MAXIMUM VOLTAGE IF YOU DO NOT STOP!!!

Alpha: (continuing to walk) FUCK YOU!!!!!

(The police officer presses the button a few times and then The Alpha Dog lets out a scream of pain and falls to one knee. The officer presses the trigger again and Alpha falls to both knees and catches himself before falling down completely and his head is down straining against the pain and shaking violently. The police officer starts walking towards Alpha, thinking that he is down enough to get the cuffs on him. The officer is pulling out the cuffs before....Alpha looks up at the officer with an intense crazed look on his red colored face. The look of fear appears on the face of the police officer. The sound of a growl comes from Alphas direction as he stands up and grabs the cords with both hands, one in front of the other. Alpha then starts to wrap the cords around one elbow, then bends down and tightly embraces the cords around his back, closing the gap between him and the officer. The officer tries pulling the trigger frantically before Alpha is face to face with him. Alpha stares at him for a moment with an intense stare before he pulls on the cords violently, not only sending the taser gun out of the officers hands but catching the officer off balance and brings him running towards Alpha uncontrollably. Alpha then runs towards the officer, lets out a violent scream, and stretches his arm out. Time...seems to slow down while the police officer is doing backflips in the air. Time goes back to normal as the officer falls knees then face first into the hard black road. He isn't moving just like Bob who hasn't moved during the entire ordeal. Alpha goes down to a knee and checks the officers pulse. He then stands up and says...)

Alpha: He's dead.

Bob: (looks at Alpha with a horrified look) YOUR FUCKING KIDDING ME RIGHT?!!!!

Alpha: Of course he's still alive...barely. He will probably have to go to the hospital after they find him.

Bob: FIND HIM?!!! WE HAVE TO CALL THE COPS NOW!!! (Puts his hand to his head) OH MY GOD, WHAT HAVE WE DONE?!! HOW DID THAT NOT BRING YOU DOWN?!!!

Alpha: (Goes back down to a knee to grab the cops handcuffs. Alpha then pulls his hand back, reacting as if receiving a shock. Alpha shakes his head and continues) After being tasered quite a few times, it just starts to tickle. (He then handcuffs the cops hands together.) Can you open the back door please?


Bob: WHAT FUCKING BACK DOOR?!!

Alpha: That one over there(points at the cop car).

Bob: WE ARE GOING TO LEAVE THE COP LIKE THIS IN HIS CAR?!!

Alpha: Well, can't leave him on the side of the road...he would be too easy to find. You and The Alpha Dog have to have some kind of a headstart.

Bob: No, we have to call the cops...

Alpha: (Gets up and gets right in Bobs face) YOU DO REALIZE THAT HE DOES HAVE YOU AND THE ALPHA DOGS INFORMATION RIGHT?!!! WHEN HE WAKES UP HE IS GOING TO REMEMBER YOU AND HE FOR DAMMMMNNNN(Bob suddenly backs up and makes a freaked out face) SURE GOING TO REMEMBER THE ALPHA DOG AND HE IS GOING TO KNOW WHERE YOU AND THE ALPHA DOG ARE GOING AND HE IS GOING TO WANT TO...(hesitates for a moment) SHITRAPE THEM!!!

Bob: But...

Alpha: SHITRAPE THEM!!!

Bob: (takes a few breathes and looks to the side and then under strained breathes) Fine! I will go get the door.

(Bob walks towards the cop car while The Alpha Dog grabs the officer by the cuffs and starts dragging the officer towards the car. A moment later the sound of a head hitting against metal is heard.)

Alpha: OOOPS!!! WATCH YOUR HEAD PIG FUCKER!!!

Bob: This is going to be a long roadtrip.

(They get on their bikes and leave.)

To be continued...

NightWolf
09-15-2011, 01:14 AM
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In a cafe that was located 10 miles away from the JBW headquarters, NightWolf was on hand alongside Ryusuke Serra for the first ever episode of NightWolf's brand new side-project called "Interviews Of The Night". Both Ryusuke an Wolf were wearing their street clothes while sitting at one of the tables inside of the cafe. They were fixing to go on the air an one of the production staff handed NightWolf a microphone in order to give the viewers a decent interview. When the show was prepared the producer did a count down before the on air signal began to flash. NightWolf held the microphone close as he asked the first question out of a series of other questions that would eventually come.


NW: So you just made a HUGE jump to JBW from EWNCW. Do you feel different at all? You made it very clear that you were one of those guys that were fueled by having competition. So I am going to make a very bold prediction here an say that you are here because JBW offers you the challenge you need to stay hungry in the game. Is this true?


*NightWolf placed the Microphone within speaking distance of Shuriken.*


Shuriken: First of all, NightWolf, congratulations on being the first ever Horrorcore Champion. I'm thrilled to be here and talk to you, a former EWNCW wrestler. Shame we didn't work with each other.....but anyways....as to your question....Its true. I came to JBW to face the best competitors wrestling has to offer. Working with the best talent and leave it all in the ring for the fans to see.
*The Camera then zoomed in on Shurikens face as dramatic music played in the background.*

Shuriken: I follow where the competition is. I have done enough in EWNCW and I know I will be doing a lot in JBW!
Shuriken then placed his hand on his chin as a more calmed expression dawned his face. A few moments of silence fell over the dim lighted café they sat in before Shuriken finally reached for the microphone yet again an spoke into it, even going as far as to do something that was completely unexpected.

Shuriken: Mr. Wolf I have a question though.....why didn't we face each other in EWNCW? I'm sure we could have put on a clinic!

NightWolf chuckled at this as this was the first time that the person he was interviewing had questioned him. Straightening out his back NightWolf answered the question without a single hint of hesitation being shown. This was a very unusual situation, and NightWolf tried his best to answer the question without stepping on any toes.


NW: Haha! Wow! Thank you, Champ! I am sure that many other people are wondering the samething. We were a lot alike back then an we really shaped an molded a great product for that company that is already a success in its own right. I am sure that one day we will get that chance my friend. It is just a matter of patience. Since I am the Horrorcore Champion I officially have the right to appear on just about any show as I please.


*NightWolf decided to dig deeper into the barrel with his next question as he was hoping that Shuriken would answer without giving him any problems.*

NW: Now... The question that is on every ones mind is will that historic dream match in the making between you an Siaki will ever take place? It was said that the guy left along with several other big JBW names following ROTT.
Shuriken laughs at NightWolf's uneasiness of being questioned but smiles on his response.

Shuriken: I really do hope for a match between us, my friend! If there was a definition of being opposites and similarities, we are that definition when we step in a room together. I do agree that we have things in common.
However....I would like to hear from you! What makes us similar, champ?

NW: Our determination to put on one hell of a show! That is all I really have to say on the matter. We fight for days on end trying to avoid injuries among other things. We fight to keep ourselves relevant.

Shuriken then sits straight and about to answer the next question.

Shuriken: The match will take place whenever Siaki does come back....it could be soon....or it could be later....I don't have an answer for that. I never knew that he left with other talents. Did something happen? I wasn't informed.

NW: We might have a mystery on our hands! That match is really something that people are looking forward to. Siaki an Shuriken would definitely put some butts in those seats for a spectacular show. Now I must ask.. Out of all the newbies on the roster.. Who do you think has the potential to make it to the top?

Shuriken: I can't give a solid answer yet since I am still new and certain talents don't like me but if anything....personally....a handful of guys are more than capable to make JBW even bigger than what it is now. As for their names.....I am not a psychic. You will have to tune in and find out who they are.


NW: I am certain that everybody will be tuning in to find out! Now I have seen you lugging that belt around your waist for days now. Can you describe the feeling of getting the belt on your debut so quickly? Snair must have been very distracted when that happened.



Shuriken: I was surprised myself to be honest but.....I wanted to make an impact on my debut. I wanted to be known by another name that I used in my days in Japan, which was Ryusuke Serra. So I used that name and then wanted to surprise people on who I really was. Snair, the former champion, was shocked to see Ryusuke Serra and Shuriken being one. Ryusuke "Shuriken" Serra. Overall....I was surprised in winning the title on my first match but I have been champion before so I have to set a standard.


NW: An what an amazing win that was! Speaking of Japan... Could you tell us a little bit about your bone breaking training that led you to where you are today? I would be very interested in hearing what you have to say on this matter.


Shuriken: Well....I was personally trained by Shinsuke Nakamura. I liked his style more and I was a fan of his. Fortunately, he trained me. Though....he hasn't taught me fully of his style of wrestling so I had to fill in the gaps. So I know a variation of "Strong Style". "Strong Style"....all that began with one man....Antonio Inoki! His style of wrestling was really intriguing. Martial Arts and Wrestling going hand in hand. I trained a lot with Shinsuke! Though he only taught me somethings....its still "Strong Style" and trust me....the training hurts!


NW: The man is a legend. I actually went to one of the shows he was performing on an studided his in-ring style. I came up with my own material based off of his. I can only imagine that you would be amazing inside of the ring. I have only been in one Tag Team match with you awhile back an our oppositions at the time could hardly even keep up! Now… You have been steadily dominating the singles division, Shuriken.. Have you ever thought about forming a stable or tag team?


Shuriken: I actually have! I wanted to be in a Tag Team. Sadly....finding a partner is really tough....Also I would like to avoid "Who is the HBK and Who is the Janetty" crap. In the future....if I do find a partner.....we are equals. Noone is better than the other. We just work as a unit. Just like my former partner.....though we haven't teamed....we had each others back. It will be a while for me to find a partner to be honest.


NW: I have already asked you quite a fe- Scratch that… A dozen questions.. We will end the show with this.. Out of all the years you have put toward the wrestling business.. What would you like to tell your viewers who enjoy a good majority of what you put out on their television screens every week?


Shuriken: Just enjoy the matches I put in. Its hard but I enjoy what I do and its for the fans. I put everything on the line for them. Lugging this belt around doesn't compare carrying the care and support of the fans. So my message is this: You want physical brutality? I'll bring it to your TV sets and live!


*Shuriken extended his hand out to NightWolf an NightWolf shook his hand in return.*

Shuriken: NightWolf....Champ, thanks for having me. I had fun here
.
NW: No problem! I was happy to have you on the show! Well there you have it folks! Ryusuke “Shuriken” Serra! We promise to give you guys more episodes in the near future… Bye Bye for now! I am going to learn how to do a round house kick at Shurikens gym across the street.


*The show went off the air with the last thing being seen was NightWolf an Shuriken leaving the café.*


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bnhzKDc_vds

zapphoman
09-15-2011, 01:58 AM
Awesome interview NightWolf and Shuriken.

ihearvoices
09-15-2011, 07:35 AM
http://i53.tinypic.com/2w36f4m.jpg



In a cafe that was located 10 miles away from the JBW headquarters, NightWolf was on hand alongside Ryusuke Serra for the first ever episode of NightWolf's brand new side-project called "Interviews Of The Night". Both Ryusuke an Wolf were wearing their street clothes while sitting at one of the tables inside of the cafe. They were fixing to go on the air an one of the production staff handed NightWolf a microphone in order to give the viewers a decent interview. When the show was prepared the producer did a count down before the on air signal began to flash. NightWolf held the microphone close as he asked the first question out of a series of other questions that would eventually come.


NW: So you just made a HUGE jump to JBW from EWNCW. Do you feel different at all? You made it very clear that you were one of those guys that were fueled by having competition. So I am going to make a very bold prediction here an say that you are here because JBW offers you the challenge you need to stay hungry in the game. Is this true?


*NightWolf placed the Microphone within speaking distance of Shuriken.*


Shuriken: First of all, NightWolf, congratulations on being the first ever Horrorcore Champion. I'm thrilled to be here and talk to you, a former EWNCW wrestler. Shame we didn't work with each other.....but anyways....as to your question....Its true. I came to JBW to face the best competitors wrestling has to offer. Working with the best talent and leave it all in the ring for the fans to see.
*The Camera then zoomed in on Shurikens face as dramatic music played in the background.*

Shuriken: I follow where the competition is. I have done enough in EWNCW and I know I will be doing a lot in JBW!
Shuriken then placed his hand on his chin as a more calmed expression dawned his face. A few moments of silence fell over the dim lighted café they sat in before Shuriken finally reached for the microphone yet again an spoke into it, even going as far as to do something that was completely unexpected.

Shuriken: Mr. Wolf I have a question though.....why didn't we face each other in EWNCW? I'm sure we could have put on a clinic!

NightWolf chuckled at this as this was the first time that the person he was interviewing had questioned him. Straightening out his back NightWolf answered the question without a single hint of hesitation being shown. This was a very unusual situation, and NightWolf tried his best to answer the question without stepping on any toes.


NW: Haha! Wow! Thank you, Champ! I am sure that many other people are wondering the samething. We were a lot alike back then an we really shaped an molded a great product for that company that is already a success in its own right. I am sure that one day we will get that chance my friend. It is just a matter of patience. Since I am the Horrorcore Champion I officially have the right to appear on just about any show as I please.


*NightWolf decided to dig deeper into the barrel with his next question as he was hoping that Shuriken would answer without giving him any problems.*

NW: Now... The question that is on every ones mind is will that historic dream match in the making between you an Siaki will ever take place? It was said that the guy left along with several other big JBW names following ROTT.
Shuriken laughs at NightWolf's uneasiness of being questioned but smiles on his response.

Shuriken: I really do hope for a match between us, my friend! If there was a definition of being opposites and similarities, we are that definition when we step in a room together. I do agree that we have things in common.
However....I would like to hear from you! What makes us similar, champ?

NW: Our determination to put on one hell of a show! That is all I really have to say on the matter. We fight for days on end trying to avoid injuries among other things. We fight to keep ourselves relevant.

Shuriken then sits straight and about to answer the next question.

Shuriken: The match will take place whenever Siaki does come back....it could be soon....or it could be later....I don't have an answer for that. I never knew that he left with other talents. Did something happen? I wasn't informed.

NW: We might have a mystery on our hands! That match is really something that people are looking forward to. Siaki an Shuriken would definitely put some butts in those seats for a spectacular show. Now I must ask.. Out of all the newbies on the roster.. Who do you think has the potential to make it to the top?

Shuriken: I can't give a solid answer yet since I am still new and certain talents don't like me but if anything....personally....a handful of guys are more than capable to make JBW even bigger than what it is now. As for their names.....I am not a psychic. You will have to tune in and find out who they are.


NW: I am certain that everybody will be tuning in to find out! Now I have seen you lugging that belt around your waist for days now. Can you describe the feeling of getting the belt on your debut so quickly? Snair must have been very distracted when that happened.



Shuriken: I was surprised myself to be honest but.....I wanted to make an impact on my debut. I wanted to be known by another name that I used in my days in Japan, which was Ryusuke Serra. So I used that name and then wanted to surprise people on who I really was. Snair, the former champion, was shocked to see Ryusuke Serra and Shuriken being one. Ryusuke "Shuriken" Serra. Overall....I was surprised in winning the title on my first match but I have been champion before so I have to set a standard.


NW: An what an amazing win that was! Speaking of Japan... Could you tell us a little bit about your bone breaking training that led you to where you are today? I would be very interested in hearing what you have to say on this matter.


Shuriken: Well....I was personally trained by Shinsuke Nakamura. I liked his style more and I was a fan of his. Fortunately, he trained me. Though....he hasn't taught me fully of his style of wrestling so I had to fill in the gaps. So I know a variation of "Strong Style". "Strong Style"....all that began with one man....Antonio Inoki! His style of wrestling was really intriguing. Martial Arts and Wrestling going hand in hand. I trained a lot with Shinsuke! Though he only taught me somethings....its still "Strong Style" and trust me....the training hurts!


NW: The man is a legend. I actually went to one of the shows he was performing on an studided his in-ring style. I came up with my own material based off of his. I can only imagine that you would be amazing inside of the ring. I have only been in one Tag Team match with you awhile back an our oppositions at the time could hardly even keep up! Now… You have been steadily dominating the singles division, Shuriken.. Have you ever thought about forming a stable or tag team?


Shuriken: I actually have! I wanted to be in a Tag Team. Sadly....finding a partner is really tough....Also I would like to avoid "Who is the HBK and Who is the Janetty" crap. In the future....if I do find a partner.....we are equals. Noone is better than the other. We just work as a unit. Just like my former partner.....though we haven't teamed....we had each others back. It will be a while for me to find a partner to be honest.


NW: I have already asked you quite a fe- Scratch that… A dozen questions.. We will end the show with this.. Out of all the years you have put toward the wrestling business.. What would you like to tell your viewers who enjoy a good majority of what you put out on their television screens every week?


Shuriken: Just enjoy the matches I put in. Its hard but I enjoy what I do and its for the fans. I put everything on the line for them. Lugging this belt around doesn't compare carrying the care and support of the fans. So my message is this: You want physical brutality? I'll bring it to your TV sets and live!


*Shuriken extended his hand out to NightWolf an NightWolf shook his hand in return.*

Shuriken: NightWolf....Champ, thanks for having me. I had fun here
.
NW: No problem! I was happy to have you on the show! Well there you have it folks! Ryusuke “Shuriken” Serra! We promise to give you guys more episodes in the near future… Bye Bye for now! I am going to learn how to do a round house kick at Shurikens gym across the street.


*The show went off the air with the last thing being seen was NightWolf an Shuriken leaving the café.*


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bnhzKDc_vds

Sweet Read very in detail i enjoyed it

Enforcer23
09-15-2011, 09:40 AM
http://i53.tinypic.com/2w36f4m.jpg



In a cafe that was located 10 miles away from the JBW headquarters, NightWolf was on hand alongside Ryusuke Serra for the first ever episode of NightWolf's brand new side-project called "Interviews Of The Night". Both Ryusuke an Wolf were wearing their street clothes while sitting at one of the tables inside of the cafe. They were fixing to go on the air an one of the production staff handed NightWolf a microphone in order to give the viewers a decent interview. When the show was prepared the producer did a count down before the on air signal began to flash. NightWolf held the microphone close as he asked the first question out of a series of other questions that would eventually come.


NW: So you just made a HUGE jump to JBW from EWNCW. Do you feel different at all? You made it very clear that you were one of those guys that were fueled by having competition. So I am going to make a very bold prediction here an say that you are here because JBW offers you the challenge you need to stay hungry in the game. Is this true?


*NightWolf placed the Microphone within speaking distance of Shuriken.*


Shuriken: First of all, NightWolf, congratulations on being the first ever Horrorcore Champion. I'm thrilled to be here and talk to you, a former EWNCW wrestler. Shame we didn't work with each other.....but anyways....as to your question....Its true. I came to JBW to face the best competitors wrestling has to offer. Working with the best talent and leave it all in the ring for the fans to see.
*The Camera then zoomed in on Shurikens face as dramatic music played in the background.*

Shuriken: I follow where the competition is. I have done enough in EWNCW and I know I will be doing a lot in JBW!
Shuriken then placed his hand on his chin as a more calmed expression dawned his face. A few moments of silence fell over the dim lighted café they sat in before Shuriken finally reached for the microphone yet again an spoke into it, even going as far as to do something that was completely unexpected.

Shuriken: Mr. Wolf I have a question though.....why didn't we face each other in EWNCW? I'm sure we could have put on a clinic!

NightWolf chuckled at this as this was the first time that the person he was interviewing had questioned him. Straightening out his back NightWolf answered the question without a single hint of hesitation being shown. This was a very unusual situation, and NightWolf tried his best to answer the question without stepping on any toes.


NW: Haha! Wow! Thank you, Champ! I am sure that many other people are wondering the samething. We were a lot alike back then an we really shaped an molded a great product for that company that is already a success in its own right. I am sure that one day we will get that chance my friend. It is just a matter of patience. Since I am the Horrorcore Champion I officially have the right to appear on just about any show as I please.


*NightWolf decided to dig deeper into the barrel with his next question as he was hoping that Shuriken would answer without giving him any problems.*

NW: Now... The question that is on every ones mind is will that historic dream match in the making between you an Siaki will ever take place? It was said that the guy left along with several other big JBW names following ROTT.
Shuriken laughs at NightWolf's uneasiness of being questioned but smiles on his response.

Shuriken: I really do hope for a match between us, my friend! If there was a definition of being opposites and similarities, we are that definition when we step in a room together. I do agree that we have things in common.
However....I would like to hear from you! What makes us similar, champ?

NW: Our determination to put on one hell of a show! That is all I really have to say on the matter. We fight for days on end trying to avoid injuries among other things. We fight to keep ourselves relevant.

Shuriken then sits straight and about to answer the next question.

Shuriken: The match will take place whenever Siaki does come back....it could be soon....or it could be later....I don't have an answer for that. I never knew that he left with other talents. Did something happen? I wasn't informed.

NW: We might have a mystery on our hands! That match is really something that people are looking forward to. Siaki an Shuriken would definitely put some butts in those seats for a spectacular show. Now I must ask.. Out of all the newbies on the roster.. Who do you think has the potential to make it to the top?

Shuriken: I can't give a solid answer yet since I am still new and certain talents don't like me but if anything....personally....a handful of guys are more than capable to make JBW even bigger than what it is now. As for their names.....I am not a psychic. You will have to tune in and find out who they are.


NW: I am certain that everybody will be tuning in to find out! Now I have seen you lugging that belt around your waist for days now. Can you describe the feeling of getting the belt on your debut so quickly? Snair must have been very distracted when that happened.



Shuriken: I was surprised myself to be honest but.....I wanted to make an impact on my debut. I wanted to be known by another name that I used in my days in Japan, which was Ryusuke Serra. So I used that name and then wanted to surprise people on who I really was. Snair, the former champion, was shocked to see Ryusuke Serra and Shuriken being one. Ryusuke "Shuriken" Serra. Overall....I was surprised in winning the title on my first match but I have been champion before so I have to set a standard.


NW: An what an amazing win that was! Speaking of Japan... Could you tell us a little bit about your bone breaking training that led you to where you are today? I would be very interested in hearing what you have to say on this matter.


Shuriken: Well....I was personally trained by Shinsuke Nakamura. I liked his style more and I was a fan of his. Fortunately, he trained me. Though....he hasn't taught me fully of his style of wrestling so I had to fill in the gaps. So I know a variation of "Strong Style". "Strong Style"....all that began with one man....Antonio Inoki! His style of wrestling was really intriguing. Martial Arts and Wrestling going hand in hand. I trained a lot with Shinsuke! Though he only taught me somethings....its still "Strong Style" and trust me....the training hurts!


NW: The man is a legend. I actually went to one of the shows he was performing on an studided his in-ring style. I came up with my own material based off of his. I can only imagine that you would be amazing inside of the ring. I have only been in one Tag Team match with you awhile back an our oppositions at the time could hardly even keep up! Now… You have been steadily dominating the singles division, Shuriken.. Have you ever thought about forming a stable or tag team?


Shuriken: I actually have! I wanted to be in a Tag Team. Sadly....finding a partner is really tough....Also I would like to avoid "Who is the HBK and Who is the Janetty" crap. In the future....if I do find a partner.....we are equals. Noone is better than the other. We just work as a unit. Just like my former partner.....though we haven't teamed....we had each others back. It will be a while for me to find a partner to be honest.


NW: I have already asked you quite a fe- Scratch that… A dozen questions.. We will end the show with this.. Out of all the years you have put toward the wrestling business.. What would you like to tell your viewers who enjoy a good majority of what you put out on their television screens every week?


Shuriken: Just enjoy the matches I put in. Its hard but I enjoy what I do and its for the fans. I put everything on the line for them. Lugging this belt around doesn't compare carrying the care and support of the fans. So my message is this: You want physical brutality? I'll bring it to your TV sets and live!


*Shuriken extended his hand out to NightWolf an NightWolf shook his hand in return.*

Shuriken: NightWolf....Champ, thanks for having me. I had fun here
.
NW: No problem! I was happy to have you on the show! Well there you have it folks! Ryusuke “Shuriken” Serra! We promise to give you guys more episodes in the near future… Bye Bye for now! I am going to learn how to do a round house kick at Shurikens gym across the street.


*The show went off the air with the last thing being seen was NightWolf an Shuriken leaving the café.*


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bnhzKDc_vds

excellent work guys really enjoyed that :D

HolyJose2391
09-15-2011, 09:55 AM
@HolyJose2391 oh man big things coming soon. Solo music career bout to start up

HolyJose2391
09-15-2011, 09:57 AM
@HolyJose2391 oh and @angelofdeath likes transvestite hookers :p

Night_Haze
09-15-2011, 04:46 PM
OOC: My first go at this, so constructive criticism would be nice.

IC:
The following is a JBW.com exclusive look at the latest JBW superstar “MPH” Matt Haze.

Matt Haze: You people may not know who I am, so I’ve came on to the JBW website to give you a little preview! See my name is Matt Haze, but I’m better know by my ring name; MPH! I’ve been all over the world and mastered my craft. However I’ve never done it on the big stage. So when the opportunity came for me to come to JBW I snapped at the chance. Now MPH is hitting the big time, big exposure, big salary and big success. But there is one issue. See I come into this company and on my very first day I’m told to tell all the fans what I’m about, so they give me a handy cam. A Handy cam? Is that all that this place will give me. I was promised that JBW was the big leagues, but all I see is a glorified indie show. This place doesn’t deserve somebody of my calibre, This place doesn’t deserve the Golden Idol. As far as I’m concerned this place is going to be a stop gap on my way to the real big leagues. I’m putting everyone on notice, I’m coming for each and everyone of you. I don’t care if your man or woman, champion or non champion, or even which brand your on everyone is a target when it comes to the ascension of the Golden idol MPH! Listen to me when I say this because you are looking at the very future of this industry. All I want is for some unlucky victim to come up against me in my debut match, and experience first hand the greatness of MPH! You may not like me, you may even hate me, but god damn it each and everyone of you will respect me! Keep your eyes on the road because to Golden Idol MPH is coming!

HolyJose2391
09-15-2011, 08:21 PM
OOC: My first go at this, so constructive criticism would be nice.

IC:

Really good man really good

Night_Haze
09-16-2011, 05:03 AM
Really good man really good


Thanks man. Going to try and make the next one longer.

aloisick
09-16-2011, 06:45 AM
Thanks man. Going to try and make the next one longer.

Good read man looking forward to your debut but longer is not better mate just go with the flow good stuff

Night_Haze
09-16-2011, 08:10 AM
{The following is a JBW.com Exclusive look at the Golden Idol MPH}

Matt Haze: I assume many of you people watched my first vid. Now your all thinking, when will MPH debut, what brand will He be on? Well guess what? I don’t know either. See the big leagues can’t even organise the debut of their biggest signing ever. This god damn company is a joke, and if it wasn’t for the massive salary I’m receiving I’d be out of here like a shot. So right know I’m happy to just sit at home and make these low budget vids for the website, whilst I collect my paychecks. These vids are to make sure everyone of you people out there know who I am. The way I see it you should already know who I am, and if you don’t it’s the companies fault for not making a big enough deal about me. This place wouldn’t known greatness if it jumped up and bit them in the face. They have a bunch of no talent hacks taking up TV time, but they have me sitting in tiny locker room making youtube videos. It’s a joke! This whole place is a Joke!

But I’m only one man so I’ll never change that. My only mission is to gain enough exposure and get the hell out of this place and to the real big leagues! Everyone is a target and nothing is off limits. This is the Genesis of The Golden Idol and the Malachi of JBW. The games stop now! You may not like me, you may even hate me, but god damn it you have to respect me. JBW keep your eyes on the road because the Golden Idol MPH is coming for you!

zapphoman
09-17-2011, 03:52 AM
One night, this was a little bit before Rampage of the Titans, The Alpha Dog had just gotten out of jail due to the events from Road to Mayhem and The Alpha Dog was just looking for a little bit of R&R. So The Alpha Dog called a cab, went to Staples Arena where the Mayhem leading to Rampage occured, got on his bike, and went looking for a hotel room. He found one when he located the Kyoto Grand Hotel and Gardens.

"Not bad, Not bad", The Alpha Dog said to himself while standing in front of the KGHG. He went inside and after The Alpha Dog argued with the dumbass lady at the desk about why he should get one of the VIP suites instead of just a regular room for 10 minutes and knocking out the manager, The Alpha Dog finally got a room. It was a nice room. It had a bed in it and that was about all The Alpha Dog cared about at this point.

He took a shower and laid down to watch some television. He turned it to HBO where Going the Distance was playing. Now The Alpha Dog was enjoying this movie. He enjoys any movie with Justin Long present in the credits. Even the mediocre acting of Drew Barrymore and the presence of that douchebag from Always Sunny In Philly can be forgiven as long as Justin is there. In fact, now that The Alpha Dog thinks about it, if there was one man The Alpha Dog would go gay for it would be Justin Long. Just because of how charming, and yes, how dead sexy he is.

The Alpha Dog was enjoying the movie probably a little bit to much before his cell phone chimed. The Alpha Dog noticed that it wasn't a phone call but a text message and who was it? None other than PandaMassacre and she was wondering if this was Alpha Dogs phone. He was confused by this, because Alpha and Panda have never really talked but The Alpha Dog did know who she was so The Alpha Dog replied saying, "This is The Alpha Dog. How can he be of service to you?" She went on to mention that she saw The Alpha Dogs actions on Mayhem and that she was impressed. Now The Alpha Dog doesn't remember much from that night, seeing as how he ate mushrooms that were given to him by a couple of Jackasses. The only things he remembers was seeing a bear that he thought he could take, V3 in small form(in which he still wonders to this day how they got that small), the person riding the bear who The Alpha Dog thinks was the engineer of the entire charade, and a monster who crapped lightning and still haunts The Alpha Dog to this day.

She also mentioned that she saw The Alpha Dogs commercial where he announced that he was going to become a male gigolo and said that she would like to partake in his service. The Alpha Dog was three things after reading this. He was curious, excited, and kind of afraid. Now The Alpha Dog usually doesn't get afraid of anything. It's almost a fact that The Alpha Dog could dominate anything put in front of him, including what happens in The Alpha Dog dog house, but this was different. The PandaMassacre The Alpha Dog knows is an absolutely dominating force in the JBW ring. She has even been known to kick the asses of men. Who knows what she is like in the bedroom. It could be very possible The Alpha Dog wouldn't be able to walk out of that bedroom. This is where curiosity and excitement destroyed fear and The Alpha Dog only had one question for PandaMassacre, "Where do you want to meet?"

She sends the address in which surprisingly was the same hotel The Alpha Dog was staying in. She only asked The Alpha Dog to bring a few things. A roll of condoms and....a bucket of chicken. Now The Alpha Dog was very confused by this because what The Alpha Dog offers does not involve food. In fact, you won't have time for food when your involved in what The Alpha Dog has to offer, but this was possibly a once in a lifetime offer and The Alpha Dog was not going to pass it up so he will oblige.

The Alpha Dog puts on his Chucks, grabs his leather jacket, and heads out to his motorcycle. He rides out to KFC and orders a ten piece bucket. After an eight minute argument with the stupid intercom on whether or not it should be original or extra crispy, The Alpha Dog finally gets the chicken and heads back to the hotel.

The Alpha Dog heads up to the room PandaMassacre said she was going to be in. With bucket in hand, The Alpha Dogs excitement had reached a boiling point when he knocked on the door. The sound of footsteps were coming towards the door but at the same time, the floor....was shaking. The Alpha Dog thought that this was coming from the floor beneath him. "Maybe they're doing some construction work on the floor below.", The Alpha Dog tells himself although nothing could be more further than the truth because what he doesn't know is that the source of the shockwaves that are causing the floor to shake is coming from behind the door and before The Alpha Dog can realize this, the door opens.

...

The Alpha Dog stays silent for a moment, frozen by fear, hoping that some douchebag wearing a trucker cap was going to pop out and say, "YOU JUST GOT PUNKED!!!" so he could kick his ass, and begging for forgiveness for whatever sins he had committed to have this punishment happen to him, because the woman who was standing in the door was not Nikki Belleza. It was FAT PANDAMASSACRE!!!! "NOOOOOOO!!!!", The Alpha Dog screams and he attempts to run but she grabs him by the back of his jacket and throws him in the room.

Everything is a blur. The Alpha Dog tries to go to his happy place, a world very similar to the one he lives in today except Paris Hilton or the Kardashians had never existed, pot was legal around the world, and Randy Orton and Kelly Kelly were just jobbers and not overated talent vacuums, but this did not help for the faint but loud enough to hear the loud sounds of animals dying, the subtle crunch of pelvic bone, and the eating of chicken that could only be compared to that of a bear eating a animal.

After it was over, she paid The Alpha Dog but the damage had already been done. The Alpha Dog limped back to his room a man who had went through hell and lived through it.

Rated_R(ob)KO
09-17-2011, 04:13 AM
One night, this was a little bit before Rampage of the Titans, The Alpha Dog had just gotten out of jail due to the events from Road to Mayhem and The Alpha Dog was just looking for a little bit of R&R. So The Alpha Dog called a cab, went to Staples Arena where the Mayhem leading to Rampage occured, got on his bike, and went looking for a hotel room. He found one when he located the Kyoto Grand Hotel and Gardens.

"Not bad, Not bad", The Alpha Dog said to himself while standing in front of the KGHG. He went inside and after The Alpha Dog argued with the dumbass lady at the desk about why he should get one of the VIP suites instead of just a regular room for 10 minutes and knocking out the manager, The Alpha Dog finally got a room. It was a nice room. It had a bed in it and that was about all The Alpha Dog cared about at this point.

He took a shower and laid down to watch some television. He turned it to HBO where Going the Distance was playing. Now The Alpha Dog was enjoying this movie. He enjoys any movie with Justin Long present in the credits. Even the mediocre acting of Drew Barrymore and the presence of that douchebag from Always Sunny In Philly can be forgiven as long as Justin is there. In fact, now that The Alpha Dog thinks about it, if there was one man The Alpha Dog would go gay for it would be Justin Long. Just because of how charming, and yes, how dead sexy he is.

The Alpha Dog was enjoying the movie probably a little bit to much before his cell phone chimed. The Alpha Dog noticed that it wasn't a phone call but a text message and who was it? None other than PandaMassacre and she was wondering if this was Alpha Dogs phone. He was confused by this, because Alpha and Panda have never really talked but The Alpha Dog did know who she was so The Alpha Dog replied saying, "This is The Alpha Dog. How can he be of service to you?" She went on to mention that she saw The Alpha Dogs actions on Mayhem and that she was impressed. Now The Alpha Dog doesn't remember much from that night, seeing as how he ate mushrooms that were given to him by a couple of Jackasses. The only things he remembers was seeing a bear that he thought he could take, V3 in small form(in which he still wonders to this day how they got that small), the person riding the bear who The Alpha Dog thinks was the engineer of the entire charade, and a monster who crapped lightning and still haunts The Alpha Dog to this day.

She also mentioned that she saw The Alpha Dogs commercial where he announced that he was going to become a male gigolo and said that she would like to partake in his service. The Alpha Dog was three things after reading this. He was curious, excited, and kind of afraid. Now The Alpha Dog usually doesn't get afraid of anything. It's almost a fact that The Alpha Dog could dominate anything put in front of him, including what happens in The Alpha Dog dog house, but this was different. The PandaMassacre The Alpha Dog knows is an absolutely dominating force in the JBW ring. She has even been known to kick the asses of men. Who knows what she is like in the bedroom. It could be very possible The Alpha Dog wouldn't be able to walk out of that bedroom. This is where curiosity and excitement destroyed fear and The Alpha Dog only had one question for PandaMassacre, "Where do you want to meet?"

She sends the address in which surprisingly was the same hotel The Alpha Dog was staying in. She only asked The Alpha Dog to bring a few things. A roll of condoms and....a bucket of chicken. Now The Alpha Dog was very confused by this because what The Alpha Dog offers does not involve food. In fact, you won't have time for food when your involved in what The Alpha Dog has to offer, but this was possibly a once in a lifetime offer and The Alpha Dog was not going to pass it up so he will oblige.

The Alpha Dog puts on his Chucks, grabs his leather jacket, and heads out to his motorcycle. He rides out to KFC and orders a ten piece bucket. After an eight minute argument with the stupid intercom on whether or not it should be original or extra crispy, The Alpha Dog finally gets the chicken and heads back to the hotel.

The Alpha Dog heads up to the room PandaMassacre said she was going to be in. With bucket in hand, The Alpha Dogs excitement had reached a boiling point when he knocked on the door. The sound of footsteps were coming towards the door but at the same time, the floor....was shaking. The Alpha Dog thought that this was coming from the floor beneath him. "Maybe they're doing some construction work on the floor below.", The Alpha Dog tells himself although nothing could be more further than the truth because what he doesn't know is that the source of the shockwaves that are causing the floor to shake is coming from behind the door and before The Alpha Dog can realize this, the door opens.

...

The Alpha Dog stays silent for a moment, frozen by fear, hoping that some douchebag wearing a trucker cap was going to pop out and say, "YOU JUST GOT PUNKED!!!" so he could kick his ass, and begging for forgiveness for whatever sins he had committed to have this punishment happen to him, because the woman who was standing in the door was not Nikki Belleza. It was FAT PANDAMASSACRE!!!! "NOOOOOOO!!!!", The Alpha Dog screams and he attempts to run but she grabs him by the back of his jacket and throws him in the room.

Everything is a blur. The Alpha Dog tries to go to his happy place, a world very similar to the one he lives in today except Paris Hilton or the Kardashians had never existed, pot was legal around the world, and Randy Orton and Kelly Kelly were just jobbers and not overated talent vacuums, but this did not help for the faint but loud enough to hear the loud sounds of animals dying, the subtle crunch of pelvic bone, and the eating of chicken that could only be compared to that of a bear eating a animal.

After it was over, she paid The Alpha Dog but the damage had already been done. The Alpha Dog limped back to his room a man who had went through hell and lived through it.

LMFAO!!!!!! Baby Jesus that was downright fucking hilarious!!! I started lul'ing @ work and people just stared at me like I was an idiot... thanks for that LOL!!!

zapphoman
09-17-2011, 04:34 AM
LMFAO!!!!!! Baby Jesus that was downright fucking hilarious!!! I started lul'ing @ work and people just stared at me like I was an idiot... thanks for that LOL!!!

thanks bro. I enjoyed writing it.

Rated_R(ob)KO
09-17-2011, 04:37 AM
thanks bro. I enjoyed writing it.

I bet you did man. That was epicness lol.

ihearvoices
09-18-2011, 12:34 AM
IC as Kiddson Via Youtube:

[video turns on and its kiddson in a destroyed locker room as he is pissed off]

Daniel May once again you stole something that was rightfully mines. Since day 1 you have been making my life a living hell and i think its about time i return the favor. You want to steal and take things important to me? Well starting next week you will regret it every bit of it! You thought i was dangerous and unpredictable before? you havent seen shit yet. As long as you have that Title consider yourself a target and this is WW3 bitch.
Every Match you have watch your back ill be there, Every interview, photo shoot or Appearance you have watch your back ill be there! Oh yeah say hello to your friends and family a visit from me is well past over due dont you think? :)

[Kiddson gets up while laughing Evilish and then comes up a pic of Daniel May with his friends & Family on the screen]

aloisick
09-18-2011, 03:03 AM
Well done on your win may but how about beating me when i havent had an epic match prior

Enforcer23
09-18-2011, 03:33 AM
(camera turns on and has a shot of daniel may at a park)

first off thank you to the boys in the back the staff and everyone on the congrats...NOW to G-scorp back to the end of the line for you I AM the jbw showdown champion...I AM better than you

to kiddson once agian you fail to except defeat in your poor wrestling career...and dont you dare go after my family or friends you beef is with me...and thats fine KIDDSON come on attack ME i cant wait for it

(camera turns off)

aloisick
09-18-2011, 03:46 AM
(camera turns on and has a shot of daniel may at a park)

first off thank you to the boys in the back the staff and everyone on the congrats...NOW to G-scorp back to the end of the line for you I AM the jbw showdown champion...I AM better than you

to kiddson once agian you fail to except defeat in your poor wrestling career...and dont you dare go after my family or friends you beef is with me...and thats fine KIDDSON come on attack ME i cant wait for it

(camera turns off)
so is that how you win all your titles? By beating tired wrestlers?

Enforcer23
09-18-2011, 03:48 AM
so is that how you win all your titles? By beating tired wrestlers?

@danielmay

i went threw three matches...dont blame me for how they set up the tournament...i had to go threw matches aswell and at the end of the day i showed everyone why JBW invest money in me

aloisick
09-18-2011, 04:11 AM
@danielmay

i went threw three matches...dont blame me for how they set up the tournament...i had to go threw matches aswell and at the end of the day i showed everyone why JBW invest money in me

All it proves is that you are the company mule

Enforcer23
09-18-2011, 04:58 AM
All it proves is that you are the company mule

@danielmay

cause i know how to win...trust me we step foot into a ring agian ill beat you 1.2.3.

aloisick
09-18-2011, 05:01 AM
@danielmay

cause i know how to win...trust me we step foot into a ring agian ill beat you 1.2.3.

Well you wanna go toe to toe with g scorp then no ptoblem COME WITH ME

Enforcer23
09-19-2011, 03:02 AM
Well you wanna go toe to toe with g scorp then no ptoblem COME WITH ME

@danielmay

you really want to fight g-scorp then fine lets see what creative thinks

aloisick
09-19-2011, 09:29 AM
@danielmay

you really want to fight g-scorp then fine lets see what creative thinks

Creative, thats a word that shouldnt be associated with jbw now g-scorp hes creative, kiddson hes creative and daniel may, your in bed with creative

Enforcer23
09-19-2011, 07:55 PM
Creative, thats a word that shouldnt be associated with jbw now g-scorp hes creative, kiddson hes creative and daniel may, your in bed with creative

@danielmay

you know what im getting sick of the talk me and you on showdown this week....

aloisick
09-19-2011, 08:00 PM
@danielmay

you know what im getting sick of the talk me and you on showdown this week....

You want some? no problem you got it me and you showdown what did you actually think i was going to back down you piece of shit? hang on a minute.... you actually think you can survive being stung like only the g scorp can? just ask tracey how it feels to be stung

Enforcer23
09-20-2011, 12:49 AM
*camera turns on and daniel may is on a park bench*

daniel may: whats up everybody your looking at the very first showdown world champion*shows the showdown title*
...and ofcause things move fast here in JBW as i will be putting my title on the line agianst G-scorp BUT ofcause thier is news of a new backstage member for showdown and i assume he has some announcements he wants to make and as the champ i welcome him to showdown

*camera turns off*

aloisick
09-20-2011, 03:12 AM
*camera turns on and daniel may is on a park bench*

daniel may: whats up everybody your looking at the very first showdown world champion*shows the showdown title*
...and ofcause things move fast here in JBW as i will be putting my title on the line agianst G-scorp BUT ofcause thier is news of a new backstage member for showdown and i assume he has some announcements he wants to make and as the champ i welcome him to showdown

*camera turns off*

Welcome back to fox 101.9 and we are on the phone with JBW's next biggest star G-Scorp hello
Yes hi good to have me here
So why you calling up today
I heard that May has organised a showdown title match against one mah on the next episode of showdown and i gotta hand it to my former friend he might have more cahonies then i thought but why would you want to lose your title one week after winning it is beyond me?
Hold on just a second there G Scorp he is the champion we reckon he may have the goods on you
Really. your going to come out at me like that well next time im going to call up nova you twits but as for may you remember i took him out at ROTT and then he decides to take me on after i already have a match what sort of cham Beep Beep
seems like we have lost you there G Scorp maybe pay your phone bill haha now we are going to play....

tnawhat
09-20-2011, 06:48 AM
@Avidico
Big plans for me
Watch me on my new home #SHOWDOWN
So excited

Enforcer23
09-20-2011, 10:39 PM
Welcome back to fox 101.9 and we are on the phone with JBW's next biggest star G-Scorp hello
Yes hi good to have me here
So why you calling up today
I heard that May has organised a showdown title match against one mah on the next episode of showdown and i gotta hand it to my former friend he might have more cahonies then i thought but why would you want to lose your title one week after winning it is beyond me?
Hold on just a second there G Scorp he is the champion we reckon he may have the goods on you
Really. your going to come out at me like that well next time im going to call up nova you twits but as for may you remember i took him out at ROTT and then he decides to take me on after i already have a match what sort of cham Beep Beep
seems like we have lost you there G Scorp maybe pay your phone bill haha now we are going to play....

hahaha funny stuff man...you do a good job doing IC stuff

aloisick
09-21-2011, 04:18 AM
hahaha funny stuff man...you do a good job doing IC stuff

thanks man you inspire me you are really good at this stuff as well i just like to have fun

Rated_R(ob)KO
09-21-2011, 04:23 AM
You guys are both doing great. Keep it up. :)

aloisick
09-21-2011, 04:38 AM
You guys are both doing great. Keep it up. :)

thanks boss hehe

Enforcer23
09-21-2011, 06:28 AM
thanks man you inspire me you are really good at this stuff as well i just like to have fun

cheers man...after spending my whole life watching wrestling it becomes natural to atleast do a good IC moment LOL


You guys are both doing great. Keep it up. :)

cheers man and i will keep going ive hit a slow part but plan to pick it back up :D

aloisick
09-22-2011, 12:03 AM
cheers man...after spending my whole life watching wrestling it becomes natural to atleast do a good IC moment LOL



cheers man and i will keep going ive hit a slow part but plan to pick it back up :Dwell that gets me excited about wrestling so yeah want to entertain

Poot-Hair
09-22-2011, 04:03 AM
Okay guys i've been in touch with R(ob) concerning me getting involved with JBW and the #SHOWDOWN brand. I've got an idea for a character and I want some feedback. I saw that this is the "character" thread so this is as good of a place as any to start.

The character's name is the "The Archangel" Kayden James. 6'3 230 from Ider Alabama. Character scheme is a mix between Vampiro and the antichrist Jeff Hardy persona from his latest stint in tna. Black shoulder length hair, black pant tights with silver gothic crosses on each side, plain black eyeliner.

Kayden is a highly technical wrestler, with a variety of suplex variations (t-bone, german in three's, three amigo's suplexes in three's, northern light suplex) and submission moves (surfboard, crippler crossface, dragon sleeper). Two signature moves in mind which is a triple sitout powerbomb (similar to what eddie guererro used to do) called "alpha and omega" and his finisher is vampiro's nail in the coffin sitout bodyslam renamed the "angel among us"

What I would like to do with this character is a piper's pit type of deal called Kayden's Korner (or another better name, i'm open to suggestions lol) where he calls out his opponent for a smack talk/interview type thing. This character is undoubtedly a heel with his god-complex and will be an above average smack talker because he is powered by the Poot-Hair :D

so what do you guys think? i'm open to suggestions! and I need a ton of help because i'm completely lost as to how i get started with this whole thing. cheers!

Enforcer23
09-22-2011, 04:45 AM
Okay guys i've been in touch with R(ob) concerning me getting involved with JBW and the #SHOWDOWN brand. I've got an idea for a character and I want some feedback. I saw that this is the "character" thread so this is as good of a place as any to start.

The character's name is the "The Archangel" Kayden James. 6'3 230 from Ider Alabama. Character scheme is a mix between Vampiro and the antichrist Jeff Hardy persona from his latest stint in tna. Black shoulder length hair, black pant tights with silver gothic crosses on each side, plain black eyeliner.

Kayden is a highly technical wrestler, with a variety of suplex variations (t-bone, german in three's, three amigo's suplexes in three's, northern light suplex) and submission moves (surfboard, crippler crossface, dragon sleeper). Two signature moves in mind which is a triple sitout powerbomb (similar to what eddie guererro used to do) called "alpha and omega" and his finisher is vampiro's nail in the coffin sitout bodyslam renamed the "angel among us"

What I would like to do with this character is a piper's pit type of deal called Kayden's Korner (or another better name, i'm open to suggestions lol) where he calls out his opponent for a smack talk/interview type thing. This character is undoubtedly a heel with his god-complex and will be an above average smack talker because he is powered by the Poot-Hair :D

so what do you guys think? i'm open to suggestions! and I need a ton of help because i'm completely lost as to how i get started with this whole thing. cheers!

ok yep thats a good bio thier man um yeah ill tell ya somethings...number one dont post in the show thread hahahahah BUT welcome it would be awesome to have another guy on the 3rd brand of JBW that being showdown...what you do is we have weekly episodes were you write a promo and stuff for your guy and ofcause the writer or booker or worker of it all is R(OB) ofcause talk more to him about what ya do but that basic stuff

if you wanna just talk with us go to our discussion thread...this thread is our in charecter thread so stuff you do in charecter DUH! and we have a roster thread but meh your bio will work here anywayz

so welcome :D glad to have another guy in JBW

Poot-Hair
09-22-2011, 05:31 AM
I'm still brand new to all this......got a pm from R(ob) that said "would like you in the e-fed, come up with a character" so I did just that. I didn't know it was in the wrong thread yada yada. Anyways sorry....would like to get involved in all this and I'll eventually get the hang of it all. I foresee a Kayden's Korner with Daniel May in the very near future....I'm sure he'd like to meet you :P

Enforcer23
09-22-2011, 05:34 AM
I'm still brand new to all this......got a pm from R(ob) that said "would like you in the e-fed, come up with a character" so I did just that. I didn't know it was in the wrong thread yada yada. Anyways sorry....would like to get involved in all this and I'll eventually get the hang of it all. I foresee a Kayden's Korner with Daniel May in the very near future....I'm sure he'd like to meet you :P

hahaha sounds cool and nah no problams man we all make mistakes anyway sounds good..come up with a entrance theme and a finisher and other things you might want to have with ya guy and you will be all sweet

and yes daniel may on kaydens korner is a must ;) since i am champ LOL

Poot-Hair
09-22-2011, 05:39 AM
hahaha sounds cool and nah no problams man we all make mistakes anyway sounds good..come up with a entrance theme and a finisher and other things you might want to have with ya guy and you will be all sweet

and yes daniel may on kaydens korner is a must ;) since i am champ LOL Finisher is the "angel among us" sitout bodyslam(vampiro's nail in the coffin) entrance music is some kind of monster by metallica. Will start doing "in character" stuff when my character debuts in a couple weeks. thanks again and cheers!

Enforcer23
09-22-2011, 05:49 AM
Finisher is the "angel among us" sitout bodyslam(vampiro's nail in the coffin) entrance music is some kind of monster by metallica. Will start doing "in character" stuff when my character debuts in a couple weeks. thanks again and cheers!

no worries need any help man just ask

Robareid
09-23-2011, 02:28 AM
As Rob Rage via Twitter : Great news fans, am in the process of signing a contract for Mayhem. Watch this space

Enforcer23
09-23-2011, 06:15 AM
@DanielMay

on showdown I PROVED why i am showdown world champion...showing to our new GM that i am truly the face of his show

aloisick
09-23-2011, 06:16 AM
As Rob Rage via Twitter : Great news fans, am in the process of signing a contract for Mayhem. Watch this space

IC thats exciting news rage but i can go one better... I painted my house five hours ago and its nearly dry

Night_Haze
09-23-2011, 12:20 PM
IC: ON Youtube.

MPH: People, people, people. You guys all seem to be getting excited about some guy called Bob cage or Rob rage, or something. Newsflash there is only one guy in this industry you should be excited about, and that’s the Golden Idol MPH. For weeks and weeks I’ve been waiting for the news on my debut and nothing came. Well guess what? Your golden Idol is going to be Mayhem’s newest superstar! Yes that is right. MPH is going to take rampage by storm, get me some exposure and make it to the big leagues.

Rob. You go on twitter and post a 16 word message and suddenly people care. It makes me sick! I am the one who has been doing these crappy vids for JBW.com and youtube, with some crappy handicam the cheap bastards in this company gave me. I don't get my self a cheap pop through twitter, which is @Golden_Idol_ by the way. I bet you where greeted with open arms and fanfare, given everything you wanted. You kind of people make me sick. You take all of my breaks! But when I make my debut that will all change because the only name on anyone’s mouth will be…..Matt Haze! Rob keep your eyes on the road because the Golden Idol is coming for you!

thejman93
09-23-2011, 12:25 PM
IC via Twitter:

Filmed something the other day that'll air on Warfare; @Shuriken, you'll love it.

SilverGhost
09-23-2011, 12:35 PM
IC via Facebook:

It seems that Jman has something for me on Warfare. Don't worry everyone. I have something as well. Tune in and find out (^-^)

thejman93
09-23-2011, 12:44 PM
IC via Twitter:

That's good champ; tit for tat, that's how this thing should be.

aloisick
09-23-2011, 03:16 PM
IC via Facebook:

It seems that Jman has something for me on Warfare. Don't worry everyone. I have something as well. Tune in and find out (^-^)

I have something for all of you on showdown its called talent

@Golden_Idol_ dont get me twisted i was not excited at cob pages arrival i was merely admiring this houses new shade of blue, im the only exciting thing here

Night_Haze
09-23-2011, 03:38 PM
@Golden_Idol_ dont get me twisted i was not excited at cob pages arrival i was merely admiring this houses new shade of blue, im the only exciting thing here

Just wait and see boy, just wait and see. This place is never going to be the same again.

HolyJose2391
09-23-2011, 03:42 PM
IC as Azrael

@angelofdeath such a short time in a company and I am destined for great things JBW watch out I'll reach the top and send many souls to hell

aloisick
09-23-2011, 03:46 PM
Just wait and see boy, just wait and see. This place is never going to be the same again.

IC call me boy again and i may make a special appearence on mayhme and if that doesnt bother you ask may wat happened last time i was on mayhem.

Ooc really good to see another person really take to this thread keep it up homebre

Night_Haze
09-23-2011, 03:51 PM
IC call me boy again and i may make a special appearence on mayhme and if that doesnt bother you ask may wat happened last time i was on mayhem.

Ooc really good to see another person really take to this thread keep it up homebre

IC: Show up if you want...Boy!

Ooc: thanks for that.

HolyJose2391
09-23-2011, 05:22 PM
IC as HolyJose: I'm sorry who are you two again? I've yet to see an impact from either of you two

aloisick
09-23-2011, 10:40 PM
IC as HolyJose: I'm sorry who are you two again? I've yet to see an impact from either of you two

IC are you serious? I hit daniel may with a chair at rott and then ripped up my contract after assaulting may in a three way match now i have had two title shots and at kingdom come i will become champion and if you dont like that then come with me

Enforcer23
09-24-2011, 08:50 AM
IC are you serious? I hit daniel may with a chair at rott and then ripped up my contract after assaulting may in a three way match now i have had two title shots and at kingdom come i will become champion and if you dont like that then come with me

@DanielMay

ofcause cause thats the stuff that gets you reconized how about what i did winning a world championship in my first 2 months here TRY THAT

Robareid
09-24-2011, 09:49 AM
IC: ON Youtube.

MPH: People, people, people. You guys all seem to be getting excited about some guy called Bob cage or Rob rage, or something. Newsflash there is only one guy in this industry you should be excited about, and that’s the Golden Idol MPH. For weeks and weeks I’ve been waiting for the news on my debut and nothing came. Well guess what? Your golden Idol is going to be Mayhem’s newest superstar! Yes that is right. MPH is going to take rampage by storm, get me some exposure and make it to the big leagues.

Rob. You go on twitter and post a 16 word message and suddenly people care. It makes me sick! I am the one who has been doing these crappy vids for JBW.com and youtube, with some crappy handicam the cheap bastards in this company gave me. I don't get my self a cheap pop through twitter, which is @Golden_Idol_ by the way. I bet you where greeted with open arms and fanfare, given everything you wanted. You kind of people make me sick. You take all of my breaks! But when I make my debut that will all change because the only name on anyone’s mouth will be…..Matt Haze! Rob keep your eyes on the road because the Golden Idol is coming for you!

IC : I've earnt everything I have ever got from this business. I have rose up through the indies over in the UK, scratching and clawing for every inch. I haven't taken any of your chances, I made my own. I left everything behind in the UK when I came over here, I worked the indies and eventually, after more hard work than you can imagine, I got a contract with a company called HWA. I worked my ass off there and I got noticed by the greatest company in the world, JBW. You complain because nobody is intrested that you are debuting. You say you havie been working hard trying to make an impact... With a video camera. Well newsflash, the way you get noticed in this business is to put on great matches, give your all and work your ass off. You complain about me taking your chances and not working for them. Bull. Shit. I've been working in the indies for years, and you make a couple of youtube videos and we get called up at the same time. If anyone should be pissed off it should be me. It's people like you who make me sick.

Enforcer23
09-24-2011, 11:08 AM
IC: ON Youtube.

MPH: People, people, people. You guys all seem to be getting excited about some guy called Bob cage or Rob rage, or something. Newsflash there is only one guy in this industry you should be excited about, and that’s the Golden Idol MPH. For weeks and weeks I’ve been waiting for the news on my debut and nothing came. Well guess what? Your golden Idol is going to be Mayhem’s newest superstar! Yes that is right. MPH is going to take rampage by storm, get me some exposure and make it to the big leagues.

Rob. You go on twitter and post a 16 word message and suddenly people care. It makes me sick! I am the one who has been doing these crappy vids for JBW.com and youtube, with some crappy handicam the cheap bastards in this company gave me. I don't get my self a cheap pop through twitter, which is @Golden_Idol_ by the way. I bet you where greeted with open arms and fanfare, given everything you wanted. You kind of people make me sick. You take all of my breaks! But when I make my debut that will all change because the only name on anyone’s mouth will be…..Matt Haze! Rob keep your eyes on the road because the Golden Idol is coming for you!


IC : I've earnt everything I have ever got from this business. I have rose up through the indies over in the UK, scratching and clawing for every inch. I haven't taken any of your chances, I made my own. I left everything behind in the UK when I came over here, I worked the indies and eventually, after more hard work than you can imagine, I got a contract with a company called HWA. I worked my ass off there and I got noticed by the greatest company in the world, JBW. You complain because nobody is intrested that you are debuting. You say you havie been working hard trying to make an impact... With a video camera. Well newsflash, the way you get noticed in this business is to put on great matches, give your all and work your ass off. You complain about me taking your chances and not working for them. Bull. Shit. I've been working in the indies for years, and you make a couple of youtube videos and we get called up at the same time. If anyone should be pissed off it should be me. It's people like you who make me sick.

OOC: well i see something heating up here :D

Robareid
09-24-2011, 11:13 AM
OOC: well i see something heating up here :D

OOC : Watch this space ;)

Night_Haze
09-24-2011, 02:13 PM
IC: On JBW.Com and Youtube.

MPH: Is this thing on? Are you all watching? Listen and learn! I am The Golden Idol, a shining beacon to all you jobless losers who want a release from your squalor. However there is this other guy, Rob Rage! See he wants to make out that he is some big deal because he thinks he’s made it in the big leagues. He worked his way up through the indies back in my good old blighty. He sacrificed everything to get to this point. He says that he’s going to make an impact by putting on brilliant matches and igniting the world. Cry me a river. Am supposed to be impressed? Am I? You honestly make me laugh. Just because you went round flipping and flopping in some high school gyms doesn’t mean that you deserve one ounce of my respect! Now I know you’re going to say that you don’t want and, or need my respect and that’s okay because I don’t want yours. What I do want is for people like you to stop taking my thunder.

As for these videos, do you think I want to spend my precious time making these? The answer is no! JBW management asked me to make a video to say who I was. They then gave me this crappy camera and sent me to a small room in what ever crappy arena we where in. Now I keep doing them, because people watch. It’s not my fault people just want a piece of the golden idol. I got to where I am because I’m damn good at what I do! Don’t let these videos fool you! If we ever meet in a ring you will fully understand why JBW went through hell and high water to have the Golden Idol on the books! Rob keep your eyes on the road because the golden idol is coming for you!

Enforcer23
09-28-2011, 03:16 AM
@Daniel May

eight matches in 2 weeks if that doesint say im a great champion then i dont know what does :S

Kashdinero
09-28-2011, 03:46 AM
@DanielMay

ofcause cause thats the stuff that gets you reconized how about what i did winning a world championship in my first 2 months here TRY THAT

@Ma$$Dinerownsyou

@DanielMay... Oi, bruv... Either you ain't got a clue, or you can't read, because that little piece of tin you wear is called the Showdown Heavyweight Championship. Don't get it twisted, there's NOTHING worldly about that belt, ya little shit cunt from down under! :)

Enforcer23
09-28-2011, 03:56 AM
@Ma$$Dinerownsyou

@DanielMay... Oi, bruv... Either you ain't got a clue, or you can't read, because that little piece of tin you wear is called the Showdown Heavyweight Championship. Don't get it twisted, there's NOTHING worldly about that belt, ya little shit cunt from down under! :)


@danielmay

@Ma$$Dinerownsyou..well look who decided to show his face in shit that didint concern him...you jealous MA$$?? two months and ive got a title..yes i am a little shit cunt? hhhmmmm... i would like nothing more than to prove you wrong

Kashdinero
09-28-2011, 04:06 AM
@danielmay

@Ma$$Dinerownsyou..well look who decided to show his face in shit that didint concern him...you jealous MA$$?? two months and ive got a title..yes i am a little shit cunt? hhhmmmm... i would like nothing more than to prove you wrong

@Ma$$Dinerownsyou

@DanielMay... I would, but knowing my brother Ka$h, he'd probably ask me to put you over... You know, just to make you actually look like a somebody, and not some green card seeking, Fosters drinking, crocodile wrestling, mossie spraying, kangaroo shagging, Home & Away watching, toss pot out of his depth.

Enforcer23
09-28-2011, 04:18 AM
@Ma$$Dinerownsyou

@DanielMay... I would, but knowing my brother Ka$h, he'd probably ask me to put you over... You know, just make you actually look like a somebody, and not some green card seeking, Fosters drinking, crocodile wrestling, mossie spraying, kangaroo shagging, Home & Away watching, toss pot out of his depth.

@danielMay

@Ma$$Dinerownsyou..well thats an amazing anology for us aussies would be amazing if this typical aussie smacked you around the ring...and ofcause your brother would want me to beat you...i can draw and your just getting old...im the new blood and you just run a possie called V3

OOC: dude i was laughing in tears over that one

Kashdinero
09-28-2011, 04:59 AM
@danielMay

@Ma$$Dinerownsyou..well thats an amazing anology for us aussies would be amazing if this typical aussie smacked you around the ring...and ofcause your brother would want me to beat you...i can draw and your just getting old...im the new blood and you just run a possie called V3

OOC: dude i was laughing in tears over that one

@Ma$$Dinerownsyou

@DanielMay... Don't even mention V3, bruv. You're not worthy. When you have knocked out the Mayhem WORLD heavyweight champion in front of 80,000-95,000 (reports vary :)) people who paid specifically to see that match, or defended an entire brand from The Eye, or been buried alive and dug yourself out, or starred in your own adventure show, or gave RomanFlare a black eye (you couldn't see it because he was wearing a mask, but trust me I did), or defended a music genre from a crazed Wes Goldman (AKA Wedge Silverman), or CO-OWNED an announce booth, or tag-teamed with PandaMassacre (I said with, ya little perv), or smoked blunts with The Sleeper, St George and Psycho Siaki, or won the Mayhem WORLD Television Championship, or turned down offers of being the Mayhem WORLD Heavyweight Champion, or arrived to every Mayhem in a different mode of transportation, or main evented a Mayhem, or gone toe to toe with Manabu, or put JMan over as the best thing since sliced bread, or jobbed to HBK because you were too high on 'shrooms to know what the fuck was going on, then you can get back to me. Noob.

OOC: Haha, I'm glad you liked it. I'm only playing with ya', champ.

Enforcer23
09-28-2011, 06:00 AM
@Ma$$Dinerownsyou

@DanielMay... Don't even mention V3, bruv. You're not worthy. When you have knocked out the Mayhem WORLD heavyweight champion in front of 80,000-95,000 (reports vary :)) people who paid specifically to see that match, or defended an entire brand from The Eye, or been buried alive and dug yourself out, or starred in your own adventure show, or gave RomanFlare a black eye (you couldn't see it because he was wearing a mask, but trust me I did), or defended a music genre from a crazed Wes Goldman (AKA Wedge Silverman), or CO-OWNED an announce booth, or tag-teamed with PandaMassacre (I said with, ya little perv), or smoked blunts with The Sleeper, St George and Psycho Siaki, or won the Mayhem WORLD Television Championship, or turned down offers of being the Mayhem WORLD Heavyweight Champion, or arrived to every Mayhem in a different mode of transportation, or main evented a Mayhem, or gone toe to toe with Manabu, or put JMan over as the best thing since sliced bread, or jobbed to HBK because you were too high on 'shrooms to know what the fuck was going on, then you can get back to me. Noob.

OOC: Haha, I'm glad you liked it. I'm only playing with ya', champ.

@Daniel May

@Ma$$Dinerownsyou...yes well it looks like i will be getting back too you soon im already a champion...ive had two guys quit showdown cause they cant beat me...plus whats v3 anyway you trying to copy matt hardy well your doing a good job at it cause your just as bad as him...you know with the drugs and all your just as washed up as him..and i dont need special entances..i dont need my own show or be in annouce booth or anything that has spose to make you a big star MA$$ i leave it in the ring...no gimmicks needed ;)...ive become a big star already in JBW in the two months ive been here

OOC:yeah im happy atleast one of the veterns in JBW decided i was worthy to talk about ahhahahah :D

HolyJose2391
09-28-2011, 10:15 AM
"What is it that I feel inside me? is this rage? is it anger? I must let it out. What am I becoming? nothing more than an animal. Who am I to be like this? But don't you worry I am becoming an even better version of me"

Better me by HolyJose

ihearvoices
09-28-2011, 04:57 PM
@Kiddson

I just received a text saying " Sorry to inform you but this week creative has nothing for you". I'm starting to get sick and tired of this crap I suggest JBW Buff up security this week and i suggest you all tune in because I'm going to get on tv one way or another.

TwitPic
http://s7ondemand1.scene7.com/is/image/TeamExpress/GI113EL

aloisick
09-28-2011, 05:08 PM
@Kiddson

I just received a text saying " Sorry to inform you but this week creative has nothing for you". I'm starting to get sick and tired of this crap I suggest JBW Buff up security this week and i suggest you all tune in because I'm going to get on tv one way or another.

TwitPic
http://s7ondemand1.scene7.com/is/image/TeamExpress/GI113EL
Hey kiddson you double crossing son of a bitch i got a couple of presnts on showdown, one is me holding the showdown title after i call may out and beat him and the other is an ass kicking if you ever step foot in the same brand as me again i will never forget kiddson never

ihearvoices
09-28-2011, 05:25 PM
Hey kiddson you double crossing son of a bitch i got a couple of presnts on showdown, one is me holding the showdown title after i call may out and beat him and the other is an ass kicking if you ever step foot in the same brand as me again i will never forget kiddson never

@Kiddson
LOL First of all you ungrateful bastard remember who got to the show...Me! As far as you becoming Champion who cares? That Championship has as less value than any title in JBW even the TV Championship Value is way more than that Title your so desperately trying to win. Speak to me when your on the major leagues again until then keep your mouth shut and take notes. As far as us being on the same brand trust me you dont have to worry about that because me and you are far from the same league i will always be on the main attraction, Main eventer well while you will be just another guy on the show. So G-scorp good luck winning that paper Championship.

HolyJose2391
09-28-2011, 05:37 PM
@Kiddson
LOL First of all you ungrateful bastard remember who got to the show...Me! As far as you becoming Champion who cares? That Championship has as less value than any title in JBW even the TV Championship Value is way more than that Title your so desperately trying to win. Speak to me when your on the major leagues again until then keep your mouth shut and take notes. As far as us being on the same brand trust me you dont have to worry about that because me and you are far from the same league i will always be on the main attraction, Main eventer well while you will be just another guy on the show. So G-scorp good luck winning that paper Championship.

@holyjose2391
@kiddson I see you mentioned TV championship. While yes the title, in my hands, is worth more than the Showdown Championship. The value of the title depends on the title holder that's why the TV title is so damn important to me because I make it the must want title as for the Showdown Title I believe @danielmay is a worthy champion and will go far and in my opionon more worthy of a Champion than the other two world champions. Keep up the good work May!

ihearvoices
09-28-2011, 05:46 PM
@holyjose2391
@kiddson I see you mentioned TV championship. While yes the title, in my hands, is worth more than the Showdown Championship. The value of the title depends on the title holder that's why the TV title is so damn important to me because I make it the must want title as for the Showdown Title I believe @danielmay is a worthy champion and will go far and in my opionon more worthy of a Champion than the other two world champions. Keep up the good work May!

@kiddson
@holyjose2391 Done Kissing Ass?

TwitPic
http://akalol.files.wordpress.com/2009/07/kiss-ass-posters.jpg

HolyJose2391
09-28-2011, 06:15 PM
@kiddson
@holyjose2391 Done Kissing Ass?

TwitPic
http://akalol.files.wordpress.com/2009/07/kiss-ass-posters.jpg

@HolyJose2391
@kiddson oh I'm the ass kisser? I'm sorry what kind of success have you had? oh right nothing!. Get on my level. I work for everything that I get and never kiss ass. I'm congratulating a fellow professional on their success. Something you'll never know. #showingrespect

ihearvoices
09-28-2011, 06:40 PM
@HolyJose2391
@kiddson oh I'm the ass kisser? I'm sorry what kind of success have you had? oh right nothing!. Get on my level. I work for everything that I get and never kiss ass. I'm congratulating a fellow professional on their success. Something you'll never know. #showingrespect

@Kiddson

@HolyJose2391 What have i done? its not about the past thats what you vets dont get its about the future. So the real question is not what have i done its what am i going to do!

HolyJose2391
09-28-2011, 06:41 PM
@Kiddson

@HolyJose2391 What have i done? its not about the past thats what you vets dont get its about the future. So the real question is not what have i done its what am i going to do!

@HolyJose2391
@Kiddson From what I see you won't be doing much with your bitching and crying. Go with what you're handed with. Your future looks weak if all you do is complain

ihearvoices
09-28-2011, 06:57 PM
@HolyJose2391
@Kiddson From what I see you won't be doing much with your bitching and crying. Go with what you're handed with. Your future looks weak if all you do is complain

@Kiddson

@HolyJose2391
Dont worry about my future if i was you i would be worried about your future because i heard you wont be champ for long. Good luck with that hopefully JBW will allow you to keep a Replica of that championship title so you can always remember you never amounted to anything but a TV champion.

thejman93
09-28-2011, 06:59 PM
@Jman

@HolyJose@kiddson Look, it's a little cyber bitchfest, how cute...

HolyJose2391
09-28-2011, 07:01 PM
@Kiddson

@HolyJose2391
Dont worry about my future if i was you i would be worried about your future because i heard you wont be champ for long. Good luck with that hopefully JBW will allow you to keep a Replica of that championship title so you can always remember you never amounted to anything but a TV champion.

@HolyJose2391

@Kiddson heh if I were to lose my title it's because my opponent was the better man. and last I checked I'm also the JBW World Tag Team Champion I'm only one title away from the triple crown which isn't that what your goal was in the beginning. looks like I'll take that glory from you by holding all major titles in JBW. The Television Championship isn't anything to be ashamed about. It is an honor I carry something you wouldn't know about

HolyJose2391
09-28-2011, 07:02 PM
@Jman

@HolyJose@kiddson Look, it's a little cyber bitchfest, how cute...

@HolyJose2391

@Jman woah buddy calm down there

ihearvoices
09-28-2011, 07:10 PM
@HolyJose2391

@Kiddson heh if I were to lose my title it's because my opponent was the better man. and last I checked I'm also the JBW World Tag Team Champion I'm only one title away from the triple crown which isn't that what your goal was in the beginning. looks like I'll take that glory from you by holding all major titles in JBW. The Television Championship isn't anything to be ashamed about. It is an honor I carry something you wouldn't know about

@kiddson

@HolyJose2391 Really the tag titles i mean who even cares about tag teams now a days i sure don't. I don't need a team to win titles im a one man army. As far as getting all 3 major titles on one brand good luck with that i would hate for something to suddenly happen to you causing you to lose the match when that time came. Just saying Accidents happen all the time.

ihearvoices
09-28-2011, 07:12 PM
@Jman

@HolyJose@kiddson Look, it's a little cyber bitchfest, how cute...

@Kiddson

@Jman The fact your a man and saying anything is cute makes me question your man hood.

HolyJose2391
09-28-2011, 07:13 PM
@kiddson

@HolyJose2391 Really the tag titles i mean who even cares about tag teams now a days i sure don't. I don't need a team to win titles im a one man army. As far as getting all 3 major titles on one brand good luck with that i would hate for something to suddenly happen to you causing you to lose the match when that time came. Just saying Accidents happen all the time.

@HolyJose2391

@Kiddson and this is why I have Azrael by my side to make sure idiots like you don't fuck anything up. as for the Tag team titles great men have held the JBW Warfare Tag Team Title before us you might know them as Jman and thedag!

thejman93
09-28-2011, 07:14 PM
@Kiddson

@Jman The fact your a man and saying anything is cute makes me question your man hood.

@Jman

@HolyJose@kiddson All's I'm saying is you two have a problem with one another, then settle it like men.

HolyJose2391
09-28-2011, 07:17 PM
@Jman

@HolyJose@kiddson All's I'm saying is you two have a problem with one another, then settle it like men.

@HolyJose2391

@jman @Kiddson I'd be more than happy to settle things in the ring but Kiddson doesn't know how to handle a fair fight

ihearvoices
09-28-2011, 07:44 PM
@HolyJose2391

@Kiddson and this is why I have Azrael by my side to make sure idiots like you don't fuck anything up. as for the Tag team titles great men have held the JBW Warfare Tag Team Title before us you might know them as Jman and thedag!

@kiddson

@HolyJose @Jman Well Speak to Management because as of right now Creative has nothing for me. So unless you putting up money upfront for me to come their and perform against you it wont happen buddy.

HolyJose2391
09-28-2011, 08:54 PM
@kiddson

@HolyJose @Jman Well Speak to Management because as of right now Creative has nothing for me. So unless you putting up money upfront for me to come their and perform against you it wont happen buddy.

@HolyJose2391

@Kiddson heh always about the money never about the spirit of competition that's what separates me from you

ihearvoices
09-28-2011, 09:04 PM
@HolyJose2391

@Kiddson heh always about the money never about the spirit of competition that's what separates me from you

@Kiddson


@HolyJose2391 the spirit of competition doesn't pay bills Money does.

HolyJose2391
09-28-2011, 09:11 PM
@Kiddson


@HolyJose2391 the spirit of competition doesn't pay bills Money does.

@HolyJose2391
@Kiddson Maybe if you invested wisely you wouldn't have to worry about money

ihearvoices
09-28-2011, 09:17 PM
@HolyJose2391
@Kiddson Maybe if you invested wisely you wouldn't have to worry about money

@Kiddson

@HolyJose2391 I have alot of money how do i put this..Lets see what you poor people call it oh yeah I'm Rich.(hahaha) But i always say why stop when you can always get more money. I deserve it

Poot-Hair
09-29-2011, 06:55 PM
*Hey guys Jon Fish here on the the Go-Fish network 95.1 fm. We have a special call in guest this week, JBW SHOWDOWN champion Daniel May! How are you champ?
Daniel May: I'm very good thank you
JF: Mr. May since winning the championship you've had some stiff competition for your belt, do you have any words for your competitors?
DM: I have proven week in and week out that I am the best wrestler showdown has, and any and all that come across me will learn it too. This belt is mine and will stay mine.
JF: Uhhh hang on here one second champ, it appears we have some one who keeps calling in, says he has something very important to tell you. Do you mind if we patch him through?
DM: ummm sure go ahead....
*Unknown voice crackling, heavy breathing* Mister May.....*breathes deeply into the phone* The book of Matthew 10:34 says "Think not that I have come to bring peace on Earth, I did not come to bring peace but a sword." I am your sword Mr. May, I am your sword....*breathes deeply into the phone again* You will see soon enough that I have come to cleanse you of your filth, to cleanse the JBW of it's filth. By the fire and fury of God *breathes deeply again* you will see...*hangs up phone*
Jon Fish: Wow, What the hell was that!?
Daniel May: *speechless* .....uhh...uhh................
Jon Fish: We'll be right back after this short commercial break

Poot-Hair
09-29-2011, 07:42 PM
*Shining Light goes to his mail box to check his mail, and inside is a DVD with the word "YOU" and an "X" scribbled in what appears to be blood. Shining Light looks puzzled as he goes into his house and puts it in the DVD Player*

*Heavy Breathing and a shakey camera in blackness* As the Bible speaks of Judas in the book of Matthew 26: 24 "but woe unto that man by whom the Son of man is betrayed! it had been good for that man if he had not been born" For your blaspheme *breathes deeply* you shall wish that you had never been born. You hide behind your rouse of goodness and right. You shall be cleansed by my hand for God......you shall be cleansed. *camera turns briefly on Kayden's face before it goes off* It had been good for that man if he had not been born...Kayden James

aloisick
09-29-2011, 10:05 PM
Very interesting show @Avidico i called out the champion but a champio came out instead and what happened? I took you down twice and now im the no 1 contender for some three lettered titled what is it again ? The i.o.u. Title as in i owe you an ass kicking or the i.f.s. As in avidico is the im fucking shit champion ohhhh sorry thats the N.W.L title the nearly worth losing championship because i would nearly rather lose it to take on a real champion then actually win it

tnawhat
09-30-2011, 06:56 PM
Very interesting show @Avidico i called out the champion but a champio came out instead and what happened? I took you down twice and now im the no 1 contender for some three lettered titled what is it again ? The i.o.u. Title as in i owe you an ass kicking or the i.f.s. As in avidico is the im fucking shit champion ohhhh sorry thats the N.W.L title the nearly worth losing championship because i would nearly rather lose it to take on a real champion then actually win it


@gscorp
you may have one the battle but you wont win the war
when we have our match for the nwl title
im going to kick ur arse

aloisick
10-02-2011, 01:36 AM
@gscorp
you may have one the battle but you wont win the war
when we have our match for the nwl title
im going to kick ur arse

IC the shit is about to hit the fan i am very pissed atm and there are three people in his radar you know who you are

Night_Haze
10-02-2011, 11:42 AM
@golden_idol_

I didn't win, but god damn it I made an Impact. #goldenrevolution

Enforcer23
10-02-2011, 01:09 PM
@DanielMay

first off thanks to @holyjose for the nice words a couple of days back some people in this business honeslty do not know what it means to hold a title till they have one around thier waist

@kiddson COME BACK TO SHOWDOWN SO I CAN KICK YOUR ASS

to all my MAYnaics thanks for the support i am always striving to do something better around here and go to new heights and make shure to watch SHOWDOWN this week as i will be a guest star on a new boys show




*Hey guys Jon Fish here on the the Go-Fish network 95.1 fm. We have a special call in guest this week, JBW SHOWDOWN champion Daniel May! How are you champ?
Daniel May: I'm very good thank you
JF: Mr. May since winning the championship you've had some stiff competition for your belt, do you have any words for your competitors?
DM: I have proven week in and week out that I am the best wrestler showdown has, and any and all that come across me will learn it too. This belt is mine and will stay mine.
JF: Uhhh hang on here one second champ, it appears we have some one who keeps calling in, says he has something very important to tell you. Do you mind if we patch him through?
DM: ummm sure go ahead....
*Unknown voice crackling, heavy breathing* Mister May.....*breathes deeply into the phone* The book of Matthew 10:34 says "Think not that I have come to bring peace on Earth, I did not come to bring peace but a sword." I am your sword Mr. May, I am your sword....*breathes deeply into the phone again* You will see soon enough that I have come to cleanse you of your filth, to cleanse the JBW of it's filth. By the fire and fury of God *breathes deeply again* you will see...*hangs up phone*
Jon Fish: Wow, What the hell was that!?
Daniel May: *speechless* .....uhh...uhh................
Jon Fish: We'll be right back after this short commercial break

OOC:hey poot hair like this alot BUT i have a problem i dont like anyone writing for my guy i know its short just a writing thing i guess i dunno BUT next time we can do something togeather

ihearvoices
10-02-2011, 06:10 PM
@DanielMay

first off thanks to @holyjose for the nice words a couple of days back some people in this business honeslty do not know what it means to hold a title till they have one around thier waist

@kiddson COME BACK TO SHOWDOWN SO I CAN KICK YOUR ASS

to all my MAYnaics thanks for the support i am always striving to do something better around here and go to new heights and make shure to watch SHOWDOWN this week as i will be a guest star on a new boys show





OOC:hey poot hair like this alot BUT i have a problem i dont like anyone writing for my guy i know its short just a writing thing i guess i dunno BUT next time we can do something togeather

@Kiddson

@Daniel May Lol Wow you never change always requesting and asking for me to put you in retirement. Dont worry it will happen in due time.Btw to all the people asking me why i wore a Kevin Matthews T-shirt well cause i can do that and me and him are too guys who have been screwed over by Management time and time again.

Enforcer23
10-03-2011, 03:56 AM
@Kiddson

@Daniel May Lol Wow you never change always requesting and asking for me to put you in retirement. Dont worry it will happen in due time.Btw to all the people asking me why i wore a Kevin Matthews T-shirt well cause i can do that and me and him are too guys who have been screwed over by Management time and time again.

OOC: that sounds good :o

tnawhat
10-03-2011, 05:21 AM
@avidico
Back home
visiting friends and family
seeing @rey_mysterio_sr tonight for training session
@avidico might learn some new tricks

aloisick
10-03-2011, 06:11 AM
@DanielMay

first off thanks to @holyjose for the nice words a couple of days back some people in this business honeslty do not know what it means to hold a title till they have one around thier waist

@kiddson COME BACK TO SHOWDOWN SO I CAN KICK YOUR ASS

to all my MAYnaics thanks for the support i am always striving to do something better around here and go to new heights and make shure to watch SHOWDOWN this week as i will be a guest star on a new boys show

way to steal my cheer squad lol

aloisick
10-03-2011, 06:14 AM
@kiddson you are lucky that you are too scared to be on showdown you piece of shit but MAY and Avidico beware because i am going to cause some severe harm on showdown

Enforcer23
10-03-2011, 06:22 AM
way to steal my cheer squad lol

you gave me a good laugh there hahahahahaha

aloisick
10-03-2011, 06:26 AM
you gave me a good laugh there hahahahahaha

yeah how cool was that im the no 1 unofficial MAYiac so long ago my friend so long ago

BlackFalcon
10-03-2011, 09:36 AM
@ConnerChaos

Hey guys welcome to the first of my new channel here on Twitter
....
Kay, what the hell Am I supposed to do?

Robareid
10-03-2011, 11:55 AM
IC: Haze you stupid son of a bitch. We had a match, I won. Get over it, it was a good match, and could of gone either way. You are good in the ring, I give you props for that. But why do you think that allows you to atttack me after the match. I'm not someone to be messed with Haze, it's not a good way to start your career off here in JBW. I will beat you down each and every week if I have to, and your record will be L L L L. You made a huge mistake when you attacked me after my match, and damn you will pay for it

Night_Haze
10-03-2011, 02:09 PM
IC: You make it seem that a win/loss record means shit to me! It doesn't! On Mayhem I did what I said I would, I made an impact. Mayhem was the start of my Golden Age, my Golden Revolution! You where just the first victim. However, you want to make an issue of my actions. I'm afraid that, that is a mistake. You talk about not being somebody to be messed with. Well I think I showed what I can do, If you want more of the same, just keep running your mouth and the Golden Idol will show you more of what he can do! Mr Rage keep your eyes on the road because the Golden Idol is coming for you!

aloisick
10-03-2011, 07:55 PM
IC: You make it seem that a win/loss record means shit to me! It doesn't! On Mayhem I did what I said I would, I made an impact. Mayhem was the start of my Golden Age, my Golden Revolution! You where just the first victim. However, you want to make an issue of my actions. I'm afraid that, that is a mistake. You talk about not being somebody to be messed with. Well I think I showed what I can do, If you want more of the same, just keep running your mouth and the Golden Idol will show you more of what he can do! Mr Rage keep your eyes on the road because the Golden Idol is coming for you!
IC Haze how about you do something original i made my debut on the biggest stage of them all Rampage Of The Titans and struck the victorious May with a steel chair, why? cause i can and then i dismantled may in my first official match on jbw then ripped up my contract you know what that gets me...? a shot at the showdown champion May after i made him famous and put his name up in lights he becomes champion then you wanna talk about making an impact i got a crowd member to agree to marry me only to hit her with my pretty heavy shit and then what happens.... i get a No 1 contenders match by beating the n w l champ avidico thats an impact my friend thats an impact now dont get me wrong i like the way.you do things but theres a hundred golden ages, yet theres only 1 G-Scorp.

tnawhat
10-04-2011, 07:11 AM
IC Haze how about you do something original i made my debut on the biggest stage of them all Rampage Of The Titans and struck the victorious May with a steel chair, why? cause i can and then i dismantled may in my first official match on jbw then ripped up my contract you know what that gets me...? a shot at the showdown champion May after i made him famous and put his name up in lights he becomes champion then you wanna talk about making an impact i got a crowd member to agree to marry me only to hit her with my pretty heavy shit and then what happens.... i get a No 1 contenders match by beating the n w l champ avidico thats an impact my friend thats an impact now dont get me wrong i like the way.you do things but theres a hundred golden ages, yet theres only 1 G-Scorp.

@avidico Twitter
Guess What
NEW FINISHER
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lX3F85HJMIc&feature=related
Any ideas for a name

Enforcer23
10-04-2011, 09:23 AM
@DanielMay

i dont know whats with all the conspiracys here in JBW are things that bad that wrestlers have to go out on a lime and bitch about not getting there shot NEWSFLASH how long have you been in the company and you wanna continue to bitch saying you dont get a chance...YOU HAVINT HAD ENOUGH TIME TO GET CHANCES....but shit even the former COO turned agianst the company cause of conspiracys here...EH! shut up and let the fighting do all the talk...things have never been better for JBW and that credit goes to those guys in charge right now so stop the crying...yep i have alot of time to think between shows :D

RANT OVER!

Night_Haze
10-04-2011, 10:41 AM
IC Haze how about you do something original i made my debut on the biggest stage of them all Rampage Of The Titans and struck the victorious May with a steel chair, why? cause i can and then i dismantled may in my first official match on jbw then ripped up my contract you know what that gets me...? a shot at the showdown champion May after i made him famous and put his name up in lights he becomes champion then you wanna talk about making an impact i got a crowd member to agree to marry me only to hit her with my pretty heavy shit and then what happens.... i get a No 1 contenders match by beating the n w l champ avidico thats an impact my friend thats an impact now dont get me wrong i like the way.you do things but theres a hundred golden ages, yet theres only 1 G-Scorp.

IC: Let's get one thing straight. I didn't copy you. All I did was made an example out of some guy who stood in the way of my Golden Age. I'm going to admit that you have made quite an impact since you got here, but what I'm going to do, is going to be so much greater. I will become the reason that people tune into Mayhem. I'm going to be the premier guy on the premier brand. Every wrestling fan will be talking about my Golden Age. If you want to make an issue of this you know where to find me. Keep your eyes on the road, because the Golden Idol is coming!

Robareid
10-04-2011, 10:59 AM
IC: Let's get one thing straight. I didn't copy you. All I did was made an example out of some guy who stood in the way of my Golden Age. I'm going to admit that you have made quite an impact since you got here, but what I'm going to do, is going to be so much greater. I will become the reason that people tune into Mayhem. I'm going to be the premier guy on the premier brand. Every wrestling fan will be talking about my Golden Age. If you want to make an issue of this you know where to find me. Keep your eyes on the road, because the Golden Idol is coming!

IC: You're pretty confident for someone who hasn't got his first win yet. You can talk till the cows come in, and attack people after matches as many times as you want, but until you start winning, you ain't gonna do shit. And you do know that!

Night_Haze
10-04-2011, 11:02 AM
IC: You're pretty confident for someone who hasn't got his first win yet. You can talk till the cows come in, and attack people after matches as many times as you want, but until you start winning, you ain't gonna do shit. And you do know that!

IC: Ow no. What I am I going to do, I've angered Mr Rage. You make me laugh. You think that winning bothers me, it doesn't. See I'm the one getting noticed, not you. That match we had did more for my career then it ever will for you. And trust me the next time we meet your going to be leaving on a gurney, after I drive my arm into the back of your skull. Keep your eyes on the road because the Golden Idol is coming for you!

Robareid
10-04-2011, 11:13 AM
IC: You say you don't care about wins, what a stupid mentallity for a sportsman. Who plays in a competitive sport. Where the whole aim is to win. How are you going to earn titles if you never win a match, simple, you're not. Professional wrestling is a competitive sport, saying you don't care about wins and losses is just a bad excuse. You lost, get over it. You took the cowards way out when I beat you. You attacked me from behind because you couldn't face losing. Grow a pair, train harder, get better, and then, maybe then, you can come back and have a great match with me. And you do know that!

Night_Haze
10-04-2011, 11:21 AM
IC: You say you don't care about wins, what a stupid mentallity for a sportsman. Who plays in a competitive sport. Where the whole aim is to win. How are you going to earn titles if you never win a match, simple, you're not. Professional wrestling is a competitive sport, saying you don't care about wins and losses is just a bad excuse. You lost, get over it. You took the cowards way out when I beat you. You attacked me from behind because you couldn't face losing. Grow a pair, train harder, get better, and then, maybe then, you can come back and have a great match with me. And you do know that!

IC: First thing first, we already had a great match. Secondly all I care about is making money! I don't care how I do it. I could beat the living hell out of you in the ring and have the ref count 1...2...3 and raise my hand, or I could take you out from behind and get the whole world talking about MPH! The loss by count out is nothing, you should be the one ashamed, because that is how you started your JBW career. I'm not here to make friends, in the words of the great Kurt Cobain “i'd rather people hate me for who i am then have them like me for who im not”. Rob I'm the epicenter of the Golden Age. You were just caught in an aftershock!

Robareid
10-04-2011, 11:24 AM
IC: So you want to make the most money, by taking the losers share of the purse. With some people there is just no point reasoning, they will always have another load of Bullshit up their sleeve

Night_Haze
10-04-2011, 11:30 AM
IC: So you want to make the most money, by taking the losers share of the purse. With some people there is just no point reasoning, they will always have another load of Bullshit up their sleeve

The losers share of the purse? I have a guaranteed contract! Rob, you are making a very dangerous enemy. What I did to you on Mayhem is going to get much, much worse! Keep your eyes on the road, the Golden Idol is coming for you!

Robareid
10-04-2011, 11:31 AM
I'm literally shitting myself

Night_Haze
10-04-2011, 11:32 AM
I'm literally shitting myself

IC: You should be.

zapphoman
10-05-2011, 12:23 PM
(The Alpha Dog is shown backstage talking to someone)

Alpha: So The Alpha Dog cleaned himself off and left. That was the night The Alpha Dog found out what a Muddy Charlie was.

(The camera shows who he was talking to. A man, with a disgusted look on his face, who is covering the ears of his daughter)

Man: We were just wondering where the bathroom was.

Alpha: (Stares at the man for a moment) DOWN THE HALL TO THE LEFT!!!

Man: You sick bastard. Come on honey. I don't want you anywhere near this man.

(The man and the child exit frame before Alphas phone starts to ring.)

Phone: "AND THE MAN IN THE BACK SAID EVERYONE ATTACK AND IT TURNED INTO A BALLROOM BLITZ! AND GIRL IN THE..."

Alpha: Ah..The Sweet! So underated.

(Alpha answers the phone)

Alpha: ALPHA DOG!!! Oh, hey Foxy! How is The Alpha Dogs best...(she apparently stops him) WHAT? (listens for a moment) You saw that on Warfare huh? (listens) Look Megan, The Alpha Dog was a little pissed off. The Alpha Dog needed something to calm him down and you weren't there! (Listens) Did The Alpha Dog charge her you ask? (Thinks for a moment) No, The Alpha Dog didn't charge her because he was needing it. WHAT DOES IT MATTER TO YOU ANYWAY?!!

(Spider-Man pops in and yells in a muffled voice, "EVERYTHING!!!" Alpha then goes and grabs Spider-Man and throws him up against a wall and then throws him out of frame.)

Alpha: THAT WAS FOR THE THIRD MOVIE YOU BASTARD!!! AND CUT A MOUTH HOLE!!! YOU CAN'T BREATHE!!! (Puts the phone back up to his ear) Sorry about that, The Alpha Dog had to get rid of a pest. So why does this matter to you? The Alpha Dog has been letting you partake in his service for free for awhile now so why are you getting upset because The Alpha Dog gave a freebe when he needed it! (listens for a minute) Wait! Stop right there! The Alpha Dog already knows where this is going. Listen, you knew what this was when it started. The Alpha Dog told you what it was. You need to understand, The Alpha Dog is to much animal for just one. The Alpha Dogs awesomeness comes with a price and that price is to spread The Alpha Dog wherever he can. Shhhhh... just don't. The Alpha Dog told you not to fall in love with him....but you did anyway. You and The Alpha Dog had some great times, but The Alpha Dog thinks it's for the best that he doesn't let you have it for free anymore.(Starts to tear up) FORGET ABOUT THE ALPHA DOG MEGAN, IT'LL BE EASIER THAT WAY!!! GOODBYE MEGAN!!!

(Alpha lets out a massive sob and hangs up the phone. He continues crying before he starts laughing)

Alpha: YOU SEE MEGAN, THAT IS ACTING!!!

HeelTurn
10-05-2011, 04:12 PM
@TrueProphecy

Time heals all wounds, big changes coming...you will see.

HolyJose2391
10-06-2011, 10:32 AM
@angelofdeathAzrael

I've been telling him to man up looks like he's done it! WARFare is a place of change right now and a big one is happening soon!

HolyJose2391
10-06-2011, 10:35 AM
(The Alpha Dog is shown backstage talking to someone)

Alpha: So The Alpha Dog cleaned himself off and left. That was the night The Alpha Dog found out what a Muddy Charlie was.

(The camera shows who he was talking to. A man, with a disgusted look on his face, who is covering the ears of his daughter)

Man: We were just wondering where the bathroom was.

Alpha: (Stares at the man for a moment) DOWN THE HALL TO THE LEFT!!!

Man: You sick bastard. Come on honey. I don't want you anywhere near this man.

(The man and the child exit frame before Alphas phone starts to ring.)

Phone: "AND THE MAN IN THE BACK SAID EVERYONE ATTACK AND IT TURNED INTO A BALLROOM BLITZ! AND GIRL IN THE..."

Alpha: Ah..The Sweet! So underated.

(Alpha answers the phone)

Alpha: ALPHA DOG!!! Oh, hey Foxy! How is The Alpha Dogs best...(she apparently stops him) WHAT? (listens for a moment) You saw that on Warfare huh? (listens) Look Megan, The Alpha Dog was a little pissed off. The Alpha Dog needed something to calm him down and you weren't there! (Listens) Did The Alpha Dog charge her you ask? (Thinks for a moment) No, The Alpha Dog didn't charge her because he was needing it. WHAT DOES IT MATTER TO YOU ANYWAY?!!

(Spider-Man pops in and yells in a muffled voice, "EVERYTHING!!!" Alpha then goes and grabs Spider-Man and throws him up against a wall and then throws him out of frame.)

Alpha: THAT WAS FOR THE THIRD MOVIE YOU BASTARD!!! AND CUT A MOUTH HOLE!!! YOU CAN'T BREATHE!!! (Puts the phone back up to his ear) Sorry about that, The Alpha Dog had to get rid of a pest. So why does this matter to you? The Alpha Dog has been letting you partake in his service for free for awhile now so why are you getting upset because The Alpha Dog gave a freebe when he needed it! (listens for a minute) Wait! Stop right there! The Alpha Dog already knows where this is going. Listen, you knew what this was when it started. The Alpha Dog told you what it was. You need to understand, The Alpha Dog is to much animal for just one. The Alpha Dogs awesomeness comes with a price and that price is to spread The Alpha Dog wherever he can. Shhhhh... just don't. The Alpha Dog told you not to fall in love with him....but you did anyway. You and The Alpha Dog had some great times, but The Alpha Dog thinks it's for the best that he doesn't let you have it for free anymore.(Starts to tear up) FORGET ABOUT THE ALPHA DOG MEGAN, IT'LL BE EASIER THAT WAY!!! GOODBYE MEGAN!!!

(Alpha lets out a massive sob and hangs up the phone. He continues crying before he starts laughing)

Alpha: YOU SEE MEGAN, THAT IS ACTING!!!

IC as HolyJose: Now let's go get drunk!

HeelTurn
10-06-2011, 11:02 AM
@True Prophecy

The ink is still wet on the contract, but the unlikeliest ally is coming.

Night_Haze
10-07-2011, 11:50 AM
IC:
MPH: Are you all listening! I want all you people out there to watch mayhem this week. Your Golden Idol is going to be on the show. The Golden age is well and truly underway, and there ain’t nothing that anyone can do about it. Last week I may have come up on the losing end, but that isn’t an issue to me. Round one went to Rob but round two is going to be the Modern Messiah’s! Never again will you get one over on me, never, ever. Rob if I where you I wouldn’t even show up, because the Golden Idol is going to bring hell. Keep your eyes on the road because the Golden Idol is coming for you!

Robareid
10-07-2011, 11:55 AM
IC: Oh I'll be there all right. I haven't forgotten that blindsided attack last week, and at the next mayhem, you are going to have to pay, Rage style. And you do know that!

Night_Haze
10-07-2011, 12:00 PM
IC: Oh I'll be there all right. I haven't forgotten that blindsided attack last week, and at the next mayhem, you are going to have to pay, Rage style. And you do know that!

IC: I just can't wait to Mayhem. I'm going to break you!

Robareid
10-07-2011, 12:17 PM
@BestofbritishRR

You're going to break me... That's almost comical. Maybe you should start a career in comedy, as you're Wrestling career isn't going anywhere

Night_Haze
10-07-2011, 12:34 PM
@BestofbritishRR

You're going to break me... That's almost comical. Maybe you should start a career in comedy, as you're Wrestling career isn't going anywhere
IC:
@Golden_Idol_

@BestofbritishRR
Your such a funny guy aren't you! I wonder how funny you will be when your being dragged out of the arena on a gurney. When I get the chance I'm going to end your mother fucking career!

Robareid
10-08-2011, 01:01 PM
IC:
@Golden_Idol_

@BestofbritishRR
Your such a funny guy aren't you! I wonder how funny you will be when your being dragged out of the arena on a gurney. When I get the chance I'm going to end your mother fucking career!

@BestofbritishRR

Please, please, please, please, please try and "end my mother fucking career" on Mayhem. That way, I won't have to go looking for you. What, I'm a lazy SOB, why go hunt the bitch when you can make it come to you?

Night_Haze
10-08-2011, 01:34 PM
@BestofbritishRR

Please, please, please, please, please try and "end my mother fucking career" on Mayhem. That way, I won't have to go looking for you. What, I'm a lazy SOB, why go hunt the bitch when you can make it come to you?

Golden_Idol_
@BestofbritishRR

I'm looking forward to beating the smugness out of you on Mayhem. Be ready!

Robareid
10-08-2011, 01:51 PM
Golden_Idol_
@BestofbritishRR

I'm looking forward to beating the smugness out of you on Mayhem. Be ready!

@BestofbritishRR

Oh don't worry, I will be. The question is, will you be ready. Will you be ready to take on the Best of British? Will you be ready to pay for your actions? Will you be ready to... okay, was going for the power of three thing there but that failed... Anyway, be ready, cos you are gonna get beaten nearly as bad as my poor England got beat by France

Night_Haze
10-08-2011, 02:20 PM
@BestofbritishRR

Oh don't worry, I will be. The question is, will you be ready. Will you be ready to take on the Best of British? Will you be ready to pay for your actions? Will you be ready to... okay, was going for the power of three thing there but that failed... Anyway, be ready, cos you are gonna get beaten nearly as bad as my poor England got beat by France

@Golden_Idol_
@BestofbritishRR

I'm bored of this shit. we'll deal with this on mayhem!

aloisick
10-10-2011, 10:13 PM
@Golden_Idol_
@BestofbritishRR

I'm bored of this shit. we'll deal with this on mayhem!

IC as TOAK Two of a kind has hit jbw which meabs three things
1. warfare and mayhem champs better watch there backs and rob showdowns esteemed general manager... We are putting our names in the showdown tag team hat.
2. Daniel may and kiddson you have treated iur No 1 pupil g-svorp like crap we are here to punishyou especially you Kiddson you want the grand slam title it will be through us and May, G-Scorp tried to congratulate his mentors on winning these titles and you wanna bad mouth him well we are on jbw now so watxh your back
3. Haze and vob we have one thing to say to the pair of you, keep talking trash and the only thjng we will do is kick your arse

Enforcer23
10-11-2011, 11:02 PM
IC as TOAK Two of a kind has hit jbw which meabs three things
1. warfare and mayhem champs better watch there backs and rob showdowns esteemed general manager... We are putting our names in the showdown tag team hat.
2. Daniel may and kiddson you have treated iur No 1 pupil g-svorp like crap we are here to punishyou especially you Kiddson you want the grand slam title it will be through us and May, G-Scorp tried to congratulate his mentors on winning these titles and you wanna bad mouth him well we are on jbw now so watxh your back
3. Haze and vob we have one thing to say to the pair of you, keep talking trash and the only thjng we will do is kick your arse

@DanielMay

well..well..well HELLO TOAK glad to know you have joined JBW...i dont recall bad mouthing g-scorp i only said what is true...if you have a problem with me show your face on showdown and we can sort this out

OOC:sorry late reply aloisick i read this and completely forgot about it...so TOAK are now apart of JBW full time???????

aloisick
10-12-2011, 05:59 AM
@DanielMay

well..well..well HELLO TOAK glad to know you have joined JBW...i dont recall bad mouthing g-scorp i only said what is true...if you have a problem with me show your face on showdown and we can sort this out

OOC:sorry late reply aloisick i read this and completely forgot about it...so TOAK are now apart of JBW full time???????

IC as TOAK when g-scorp congratualted us on winning our titles you bad mouthed him for talking about another brand only to have us on the show a month later in an interbrand champions v champions match.

Ooc: not sure looks possible

ihearvoices
10-13-2011, 03:54 AM
@Kiddson

The Time for talking is over its time for action #Mayhem-will-never-be-the-same-again

http://giving.typepad.com/photos/scenes_of_wealth_bondage/ski-mask.jpg

Robareid
10-13-2011, 10:37 AM
@BestofbritishRR

IC: Firstly, Melissa, I'm sorry you got involved in this, I never intended for you to get hurt. I here your okay so that is good, but again, I'm sorry you got hurt

Now onto Haze. You are dead. Plain and fucking simple. I could have killed you on Mayhem, and if it hadn't been for Melissa, I probably would have. She saved your ass, and look what you did to her. I've got anger management problems, no point in hiding it. If I get into a fight, I won't stop, there is no line for me to not cross. The only reason I allowed you to walk out of Mayhem alive was because of Melissa. You think she is going to do what she did to stop me again? Just think about it

Night_Haze
10-13-2011, 12:39 PM
@BestofbritishRR

IC: Firstly, Melissa, I'm sorry you got involved in this, I never intended for you to get hurt. I here your okay so that is good, but again, I'm sorry you got hurt

Now onto Haze. You are dead. Plain and fucking simple. I could have killed you on Mayhem, and if it hadn't been for Melissa, I probably would have. She saved your ass, and look what you did to her. I've got anger management problems, no point in hiding it. If I get into a fight, I won't stop, there is no line for me to not cross. The only reason I allowed you to walk out of Mayhem alive was because of Melissa. You think she is going to do what she did to stop me again? Just think about it

@Golden_Idol_

@BestofbrtishRR

IC: Could have, should have, would have. Rob just like last week I was the one standing tall, and that is the way it will always be. I did what I did because I had to! Rob from now until the day I leave this place I'm always going to be the one on top. I'm the premier man on the premier brand, rob your not even the best in JBW never mind the best in Britain. Next time we meet you will become a casualty of the Golden Age!

Melissa I extend my deepest apology and I'm willing to make it up to you any way you want, if you catch my drift. Rob Keep your eyes on the road because the Golden Idol is coming!

zapphoman
10-13-2011, 04:15 PM
Loving the Matt Haze and Rob Rage storyline right now.

ihearvoices
10-13-2011, 08:46 PM
@Kiddson

This Week I opened Mayhem Next Week I shall be Closing It, It doesnt matter who @SES picks to go aganist me because the end result with always be the same me standing over a lifeless body. If you dont believe me look at this video


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M_JJHNi9BP0&feature=related

Robareid
10-14-2011, 02:19 AM
Loving the Matt Haze and Rob Rage storyline right now.

Thanks man, means a lot

aloisick
10-14-2011, 05:01 AM
IC as TOAK: hey ladies the playing field has changed and we are not contracted to any show.imagine in the one week we could appear on showdown and take out both of there champions in a champions v real champions match then on mayhem take out that piece of trash kiddson, G-Scorp made it because of our academy that he attended for six years, not from you running your mouth and using him cause you know hes already better then you and will be champion before you then to top it all of we can take out the greatest tag team on warfare, gods grace.

aloisick
10-14-2011, 05:15 AM
OOC is it wrong that a guy tried to hand me a bible and all i could think about was shining light

Enforcer23
10-14-2011, 06:05 AM
OOC is it wrong that a guy tried to hand me a bible and all i could think about was shining light

OOC:HAHAAHhahahahaah what the fuck...i cant believe that happened hahahahah

Night_Haze
10-14-2011, 12:57 PM
Loving the Matt Haze and Rob Rage storyline right now.

Thanks. The alpha Dog stuff on Showdown was epic.

aloisick
10-14-2011, 01:48 PM
OOC:HAHAAHhahahahaah what the fuck...i cant believe that happened hahahahah

Yes the fuck im serious i was upset too lol wanted to be left alone and thought G-Scorp needs to team up with May for one night only and kick that bible bashing arse

ihearvoices
10-14-2011, 02:04 PM
IC as TOAK: hey ladies the playing field has changed and we are not contracted to any show.imagine in the one week we could appear on showdown and take out both of there champions in a champions v real champions match then on mayhem take out that piece of trash kiddson, G-Scorp made it because of our academy that he attended for six years, not from you running your mouth and using him cause you know hes already better then you and will be champion before you then to top it all of we can take out the greatest tag team on warfare, gods grace.

@Kiddson

@TOK I dont even know who you guys are I never heard of ya but yet ya know me. Listen I'm going to make this Short and simple everything you're thinking about doing I did it already and did it 10x better so i recommend you two lackeys to stay on Showdown & Warfare because if you attempt to go to Mayhem I will make sure your life long "Dream" turns into a painful nightmare. BTW to anyone else who thinks it's a good idea to say my name while your cutting one of your shitty promos I suggest you don't make that mistake again because Showdown Show Arenas aren't that far away from Mayhem Show Arenas, Ill make the trip too!

Automatic
10-14-2011, 02:13 PM
Since I'm debuting next week or so, I'm going to hype myself up. Yay for shameless self promotion I guess?


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RzVBWGCjUIA

aloisick
10-14-2011, 02:13 PM
@Kiddson

@TOK I dont even know who you guys are I never heard of ya but yet ya know me. Listen I'm going to make this Short and simple everything you're thinking about doing I did it already and did it 10x better so i recommend you two lackeys to stay on Showdown & Warfare because if you attempt to go to Mayhem I will make sure your life long "Dream" turns into a painful nightmare. BTW to anyone else who thinks it's a good idea to say my name while your cutting one of your shitty promos I suggest you don't make that mistake again because Showdown Show Arenas aren't that far away frobm Mayhem Show Arenas, Ill make the trip too!

IC as TOAK: Our boy scorp tells us you made that to showdown and left cause you didnt get a free ride so while you isolate yourself on mayhem we will Be everywhere anytime

aloisick
10-14-2011, 02:15 PM
Since I'm debuting next week or so, I'm going to hype myself up. Yay for shameless self promotion I guess?


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RzVBWGCjUIA

IC as any of my six wrestlers: If you trying to be e feds answer to del rio well all just have to kick your arse
OOC welcome

68wPayne
10-14-2011, 02:31 PM
*Leonard Ray Beauregard sits in the back taping up his hands and enjoying a pinch of Copenhagen*

IC: Y'all know something, I really ain't pissed about getting the shit beat out of me *spits in a cup at his feet* Hell, I really shoulda seen it comin'. The thing that pisses me off is that this is how it always turns out when someone gets power and has nobody to answer to. They get too big for their britches and think they are hot shit. *spits* Now flip through them history books and look at what happens to people like that, people like Ceaser, or King John, or King George, or hell, even most recently with that JBW minor league Raw. People get tired of that shit. *spits* You know something Rejects I was content to sit back and watch y'all goofy bastards cause y'alls little ruckus and do y'alls bullshit cause honestly, what does that got to do with me? But y'all done fucked up *spits* and put y'alls little meatbeaters on the Redneck Wreckin' Machine and, well...I just can't abide that.

*Lenny Ray stands up and puts his face in the camera. So close you can see the dip in his teeth and almost smell the Copenhagen*

LRB: I got something for you boys, y'all can mark my words

*Lenny spits his dip on the camera. The audience can no longer see anything. All they can hear is LRB's laughter fade as he leaves the lockerroom*

Automatic
10-14-2011, 02:39 PM
IC as any of my six wrestlers: If you trying to be e feds answer to del rio well all just have to kick your arse
OOC welcome

Six wrestlers!?
Too bad I can't respond, yet.

aloisick
10-14-2011, 02:44 PM
Six wrestlers!?
Too bad I can't respond, yet.

Lol three on this show six all up
JBW
G-Scorp
AWF
Two of a kind (tag team also on bwa and jbw)
BWA
Il Cattivo (Tag tam also appearing on AWF)
HWA
HOS (Higher Octane Superstar)

aloisick
10-14-2011, 02:46 PM
IC as G-Scorp: Noticed someone went quiet recently hmm put back in their box ha?

Night_Haze
10-14-2011, 03:08 PM
@Golden_Idol_

Melissa you're not answering my calls. That's such a shame we could have had something special. Never mind next week I'll show the world why I'm the premier man on the premier brand. The Golden Age is upon us!

RomanFlare
10-14-2011, 10:22 PM
IC: At first I was all like

http://www.ring-rap.com/new/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/The-Miz-300x231.jpg


Then I was all like

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_jFjbmdwCJBM/S9tN1AgXRLI/AAAAAAAAAHI/CKT85rnNErM/s1600/the-miz.jpg


And now I'm all like

http://dakotaeast.files.wordpress.com/2011/07/u-mad-40005935331.png?w=400&h=365
with Ka$h


But soon I'll be all like

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-rb-hDe390ak/TcSOAP2eYJI/AAAAAAAAAIw/3yoC02zvm34/s1600/Miz_WWE_Champion_Extreme_Rules_2011.jpg



This post dedicated to He Who You Shouldn't Share a Shower With.

HolyJose2391
10-14-2011, 10:58 PM
IC: At first I was all like

http://www.ring-rap.com/new/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/The-Miz-300x231.jpg


Then I was all like

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_jFjbmdwCJBM/S9tN1AgXRLI/AAAAAAAAAHI/CKT85rnNErM/s1600/the-miz.jpg


And now I'm all like

http://dakotaeast.files.wordpress.com/2011/07/u-mad-40005935331.png?w=400&h=365
with Ka$h


But soon I'll be all like

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-rb-hDe390ak/TcSOAP2eYJI/AAAAAAAAAIw/3yoC02zvm34/s1600/Miz_WWE_Champion_Extreme_Rules_2011.jpg



This post dedicated to He Who You Shouldn't Share a Shower With.

IPITS? I love that guy!

RomanFlare
10-14-2011, 10:59 PM
IPITS? I love that guy!

Indeed. Props to the PITS.

Automatic
10-15-2011, 05:40 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9a5MStD-dQw&feature=mfu_in_order&list=UL

For me, an institute of higher learning was like a lactating mother and I was a HUNGRY baby.

Night_Haze
10-18-2011, 02:42 PM
Golden_Idol_

Wondering what the Golden Idol is going to do on Mayhem? It's going to involve Rob, my foot and his ass. #goldenage

aloisick
10-18-2011, 04:46 PM
Golden_Idol_

Wondering what the Golden Idol is going to do on Mayhem? It's going to involve Rob, my foot and his ass. #goldenage

IC as G-Scorp If you could get of twitter long enough to actually make it to mayhem we might see something special mean while The G-Scorp is and ill speak in your language so you understand after i win my match against @chris parker i will become #showdown european champion

Night_Haze
10-20-2011, 03:38 AM
IC as G-Scorp If you could get of twitter long enough to actually make it to mayhem we might see something special mean while The G-Scorp is and ill speak in your language so you understand after i win my match against @chris parker i will become #showdown european champion

IC:@Golden_Idol_
It's a good thing your on showdown and not Mayhem, because you don't have to deal with the Golden Idol, The premier man on the premier brand! Go back to your C show where you belong and keep out of the way of the Golden Idol. #Goldenage

Enforcer23
10-20-2011, 07:17 AM
reported by ryan clark

JBW stars are currently on tour threw canada doing live shows and tapings

daniel may got interviewed at a recent fan meet and greet with some of the JBW stars as they touched down in canada. a reporter sat down with the reigning showdown heavyweight champion daniel may heres the video

*camera pans to a reporter with fans everywhere lining up to get pictures, autograhs and talk with the JBW stars*

reporter-hey whats up everybody im josh and we are in montreal canada for the meet and greet between JBW wrestlers and thier fans here in ottawa and we have a special guest to interview the showdown heavyweight champion daniel may...daniel how are you doing today

daniel may-hey yeah not to bad just enjoying being outside and amougst the fans here in ottawa

josh-daniel may how have you been adjusting to life in JBW and being champ on there new show showdown?

daniel may-well its been great working in JBW and doing all this great stuff from wrestling all over the world to meeting new fans to being in that locker room with the 60 plus wrestlers JBW has. i still got alot to learn in JBW being champ really is just a learning curve and i want to dominate JBW. first off it starts at showdown

josh-now lets talk wrestling and you have a triple threat match between shining light and kayden james...thoughts?

daniel may-well it doesint really affect me i will still be champ after it. i will still be defending my title at new horizons in just over two weeks i believe...when it comes to these two new guys there hungry for success in JBW and what better way then to go after me...personally i want to go one on one with shining light. me and him have some unfinished business and i believe he may just deserve a shot

josh-so with all the changes and switches going on in JBW how do you feel about them

daniel may-well theres alot..kashdinero becoming the new COO is a big thing in JBW and i love what his doing...um all the switches in having three brands is amazing and all these new backstage staff is something everyone has to get use to. we work our asses of to give unbelievable action and something new to the wrestling world..and i think with this new era rushing in we will become even better

josh-how do you feel about rival fed EWNCW

daniel may-hahahah well there pretty talented ill give them that i dont really have an issue at all with them because i think JBW and EWNCW havint really got a rivalry anymore..we all know that JBW wrestlers and EWNCW wrestlers talk and theres no real grunge between the two feds

josh-and how do you feel about the jumpers switching from both feds

daniel may-well for us as performers we want a diffrent and new challenge and if it means switching feds then let it happen i know i dont wanna stay in the same postion at JBW i want to become better and better....NO i dont plan to leave i have a very long term deal with JBW but with such wrestlers as TJ RAGE that jumped a bit ago he wasint happy with what was getting handed to him so he split so people like serra well his done alot and he wanted a new challenge in his wrestling life so he jumped ships..i have nothing agianst it just dont piss anyone off

josh-so with the three brands in JBW now how do you feel about showdown being dubbed the c-show

daniel may-hahahahah well i dont think anything in JBW can get that low we are an A organisation...JBW puts on three shows which no other fed has been able to do and we do in my honest opinon a great job...so to me theres no A or B or C show its JBW as one doing what we do best

josh-so which wrestlers do you believe do an amazing job here in JBW

daniel may-well my hat goes off to the alpha dog um leonard ray that crazy southerner son of a bitch....those guys are great and there in ring work the work ethic for the company and there promo work is what we should all be inspiring to be like..ofcause mentions go to all the veterns from k-jammin to roman to jman...these guys do an amzing job....um when it comes to others i admire....as much as i hate him i believe kiddson does a great job in all aspects of his work he took the low road getting into JBW but he is excellent at what he does...and one day im going to finish what he started...and when it comes to people you dont really hear about big props goes to the writers of JBW if it wasint for them JBW wouldint run so smoothly

josh-ok so now lets talk about you...its no secret backstage staff played you into the hands of success for JBW making you into a big deal care to explian

daniel may-well i believe what i do i do great and im honoured to be a champion so early in my career at JBW...with all the money and indorsments they give me its an honour that they want me at the top of there ladder..i know i still have more improving to do for this company but what they have given me is just a way of rewarding my hard work nothing more nothing less..ive never become so comfortable in a company like JBW..so they really gave me a boost i guess.....i think i do a great job but there are some people that get under used in the company maybe JBW staff dont believe they should get big pushes like me but to me i think they do...people like kevin matthews and g-scorp i think they should be way up the ladder because they are such great workers BUT it isint my job its the JBW staff..i try not to get to involved in why people dont get this and others do...i believe if you work your ass of you will get what you deserve

josh-so on that topic aswell rumours of your contract saying you get $120,000 plus for a month plus bonuses and all sort of luxury while other main eventers are getting $200,000 plus...while the so called jobbers and lower wreslers get some what of 30,000 a week how do you feel about this situation...and where the heck is this money coming from

daniel may-hahah well i really dont know what other wrestlers get i know serra gets alot....FOR ME...as i said i signed a very long deal and i do alot of the company..as for where the moneys coming from well we have a shitload of fans we are sponsered by alot of companys we also whore WWE out and middle easterns have shares and own half of this company so it would explain ALOT hahahah as for other wrestlers not getting enough well its not for me to decide as i said you will always get what you deserve if you feel you arnt then leave

josh-well bringing up wwe some of said....mainly the wrestlers in JBW that you are becoming the john cena of JBW

daniel may-hahah thats stupied i got way more skills then him hahaha nah i dont take much intrest in it...you know it ties into how JBW are grooming me to become big its just there way...BUT ME im not breaking any records im not going undefeated and i WILL put people over....and you will never see me were fruity colours hahahahah

josh-ok thanks for your time daniel may its a pleasure to talk to you

daniel may-anytime...its been great

Robareid
10-20-2011, 12:23 PM
Golden_Idol_

Wondering what the Golden Idol is going to do on Mayhem? It's going to involve Rob, my foot and his ass. #goldenage

BestofBritishRR

Sounds like a painful submission I'm going to put you in

ihearvoices
10-21-2011, 01:02 AM
reported by ryan clark

JBW stars are currently on tour threw canada doing live shows and tapings

daniel may got interviewed at a recent fan meet and greet with some of the JBW stars as they touched down in canada. a reporter sat down with the reigning showdown heavyweight champion daniel may heres the video

*camera pans to a reporter with fans everywhere lining up to get pictures, autograhs and talk with the JBW stars*

reporter-hey whats up everybody im josh and we are in montreal canada for the meet and greet between JBW wrestlers and thier fans here in ottawa and we have a special guest to interview the showdown heavyweight champion daniel may...daniel how are you doing today

daniel may-hey yeah not to bad just enjoying being outside and amougst the fans here in ottawa

josh-daniel may how have you been adjusting to life in JBW and being champ on there new show showdown?

daniel may-well its been great working in JBW and doing all this great stuff from wrestling all over the world to meeting new fans to being in that locker room with the 60 plus wrestlers JBW has. i still got alot to learn in JBW being champ really is just a learning curve and i want to dominate JBW. first off it starts at showdown

josh-now lets talk wrestling and you have a triple threat match between shining light and kayden james...thoughts?

daniel may-well it doesint really affect me i will still be champ after it. i will still be defending my title at new horizons in just over two weeks i believe...when it comes to these two new guys there hungry for success in JBW and what better way then to go after me...personally i want to go one on one with shining light. me and him have some unfinished business and i believe he may just deserve a shot

josh-so with all the changes and switches going on in JBW how do you feel about them

daniel may-well theres alot..kashdinero becoming the new COO is a big thing in JBW and i love what his doing...um all the switches in having three brands is amazing and all these new backstage staff is something everyone has to get use to. we work our asses of to give unbelievable action and something new to the wrestling world..and i think with this new era rushing in we will become even better

josh-how do you feel about rival fed EWNCW

daniel may-hahahah well there pretty talented ill give them that i dont really have an issue at all with them because i think JBW and EWNCW havint really got a rivalry anymore..we all know that JBW wrestlers and EWNCW wrestlers talk and theres no real grunge between the two feds

josh-and how do you feel about the jumpers switching from both feds

daniel may-well for us as performers we want a diffrent and new challenge and if it means switching feds then let it happen i know i dont wanna stay in the same postion at JBW i want to become better and better....NO i dont plan to leave i have a very long term deal with JBW but with such wrestlers as TJ RAGE that jumped a bit ago he wasint happy with what was getting handed to him so he split so people like serra well his done alot and he wanted a new challenge in his wrestling life so he jumped ships..i have nothing agianst it just dont piss anyone off

josh-so with the three brands in JBW now how do you feel about showdown being dubbed the c-show

daniel may-hahahahah well i dont think anything in JBW can get that low we are an A organisation...JBW puts on three shows which no other fed has been able to do and we do in my honest opinon a great job...so to me theres no A or B or C show its JBW as one doing what we do best

josh-so which wrestlers do you believe do an amazing job here in JBW

daniel may-well my hat goes off to the alpha dog um leonard ray that crazy southerner son of a bitch....those guys are great and there in ring work the work ethic for the company and there promo work is what we should all be inspiring to be like..ofcause mentions go to all the veterns from k-jammin to roman to jman...these guys do an amzing job....um when it comes to others i admire....as much as i hate him i believe kiddson does a great job in all aspects of his work he took the low road getting into JBW but he is excellent at what he does...and one day im going to finish what he started...and when it comes to people you dont really hear about big props goes to the writers of JBW if it wasint for them JBW wouldint run so smoothly

josh-ok so now lets talk about you...its no secret backstage staff played you into the hands of success for JBW making you into a big deal care to explian

daniel may-well i believe what i do i do great and im honoured to be a champion so early in my career at JBW...with all the money and indorsments they give me its an honour that they want me at the top of there ladder..i know i still have more improving to do for this company but what they have given me is just a way of rewarding my hard work nothing more nothing less..ive never become so comfortable in a company like JBW..so they really gave me a boost i guess.....i think i do a great job but there are some people that get under used in the company maybe JBW staff dont believe they should get big pushes like me but to me i think they do...people like kevin matthews and g-scorp i think they should be way up the ladder because they are such great workers BUT it isint my job its the JBW staff..i try not to get to involved in why people dont get this and others do...i believe if you work your ass of you will get what you deserve

josh-so on that topic aswell rumours of your contract saying you get $120,000 plus for a month plus bonuses and all sort of luxury while other main eventers are getting $200,000 plus...while the so called jobbers and lower wreslers get some what of 30,000 a week how do you feel about this situation...and where the heck is this money coming from

daniel may-hahah well i really dont know what other wrestlers get i know serra gets alot....FOR ME...as i said i signed a very long deal and i do alot of the company..as for where the moneys coming from well we have a shitload of fans we are sponsered by alot of companys we also whore WWE out and middle easterns have shares and own half of this company so it would explain ALOT hahahah as for other wrestlers not getting enough well its not for me to decide as i said you will always get what you deserve if you feel you arnt then leave

josh-well bringing up wwe some of said....mainly the wrestlers in JBW that you are becoming the john cena of JBW

daniel may-hahah thats stupied i got way more skills then him hahaha nah i dont take much intrest in it...you know it ties into how JBW are grooming me to become big its just there way...BUT ME im not breaking any records im not going undefeated and i WILL put people over....and you will never see me were fruity colours hahahahah

josh-ok thanks for your time daniel may its a pleasure to talk to you

daniel may-anytime...its been great

OOC: Great read its been so long i seen a interview by you

Enforcer23
10-21-2011, 01:04 AM
OOC: Great read its been so long i seen a interview by you

OOC: yeah plan to pick it up agian i want to do something like every 3 weeks or so where i do something like this that gives an update on my guy so to speak

aloisick
10-21-2011, 02:12 AM
G-Scorp is warming up backstage for his europeam title match against chris parker it is almost trance like, no arrogance, No cockyness just focus

RomanFlare
10-21-2011, 05:14 PM
IC: BREAK THE WALLS DOWN!

http://us.cdn4.123rf.com/168nwm/tonchik1981/tonchik19810905/tonchik1981090500041/4933310-sledgehammer-hit-the-brick-wall.jpg

aloisick
10-24-2011, 02:53 PM
IC as G-Scorp: Tsk Tsk Tsk all you doubters who didnt think i could do it i am now the New Showdown European champion and after the next ppv i will become showdowns first ever dual champion

aloisick
10-25-2011, 10:18 PM
Welcome to Nova 101 and we have the absolute priviledge and honour of having JBW's newest crowned singles champion from right here in Melbourne via Phone G-Scorp
G-Scorp: Hey guys how you doing?
Great thanks now firstly can you tell us about the Australian invasion on Showdown half of the champions are Aussie
G-Scorp: Honestly it just goes to show you how competitive that the australian wrestling scene that we have a world heavyweight champion and european champion on the same show as well as The AWF Tag Team Champions Two Of A Kind who now appear on warfare and you know what?
who knows... one day there may be an Australian E-Fed that can take it to the best E-Fed in all the lands, JBW
Now talk about the NWL Champion Avidico, You are going against him in two weeks vying to become showdowns first dual champion... what are your feelings?
G-Scorp: well i thought i have made my feelings very clear on this and please watch thursdays Showdown to see how i really feel about him but ill simplify it for the sake of the interview.
I wanted a rematch against Daniel May as i had a broken toe that needed mending and demanded he come out and accept, instead Avidico comes out calling me disrespectful and not having humility, and wanting to fight me when i was not injured.
Sorry G-scorp can i interrupt you for a moment?
G-Scorp: Sure and thanks for asking
My Point i want to make is that Avidico is right, you havent shown respect and humility so how can you get mad at him for that
G-Scorp: Because he is a hypocrite, he showed a lack of respect by demanding a match when i was injured and not only that, having a stipulation that if i lost i would be fired from JBW. Now i accepted because he is half the wrestler that Daniel May is and for him to call himself a true champion of a mickey mouse title that a boss who i wont mention questioned the legitamecy of the title not long ago. It was the joke but the jokes on him because since then i have humiliated him and he has lost all self respect as a wrestler and after the next PPV he will merely be a mid card talent while G-Scorp will be on the next showdown announced as your New N.W.L. champion as well as the showdown european champion.
Thanks for answering and clarifying that up? before you go off to warm up for showdown, anything else you want to tell us or our listeners that we should know about?
G-Scorp: I tried to do the honest thing and work my way up, but management doesnt notice the hard workers except for R(ob) he has been nothing but great for me, so i did what i have to do and its a compliment to Daniel May that i chose him to make a statement when it could have been the world champion or T.V. champion, i respect him immensely and although he is the 'john cena' of JBW he is one hell of a wrestler, thats why i went after him because since then i have become champion in less then three months and have been in four main events now and will create even more history, as for avidico... there was no reason to come after me, i was a rookie looking to make a name and he knows he cant hang with the big boys so he wanted to pick on a green wrestler, well ill have the last laugh Avidico because you failed to see how dominate, how aggressive and how good i can be and now that i have your attention listen very very carefully. I WILL END YOUR QUICKLY FLEDGLING CAREER.
Well thank you very much for your insight and thoughts on several topics and all the best for your match against Avidico and in your Championshp reign
G-Scorp- thank you very much guys and may i say awesome interview much better then those irrelavent &$^#heads on Fox, Hamish and Andy.
Anytime G-Scorp peace out
That was G-Scorp ladies and gentleman and you can see the newly crowned European champion on Showdown thursday night on Fox8

Enforcer23
10-26-2011, 09:58 AM
Hey aloisick cheers on using may in that and good work with that

aloisick
10-26-2011, 01:26 PM
Hey aloisick cheers on using may in that and good work with that

not a problem sir

tnawhat
10-26-2011, 04:40 PM
not a problem sir

great interview aloisick

aloisick
10-26-2011, 05:50 PM
great interview aloisick
cheers my good friend

tnawhat
10-26-2011, 06:16 PM
Interview from KAMQ radio station in mexico --- translated

Juan: Welcome back. We have a special guest on the phone now.
all the way from the united states, Jbw superstar, The NWL champion, AVIDICO
Avidico:Hay juan. It's Great to be on air with you.
Juan: Now avidico, Lets talk abour you growing up,
when did you decide that you wanted to become a luchador?
Avidico: well when i was growing up i always wanted to become one of the greatest luchadors ever
I grew up watching greats such as Eddie guerrero, rey mysterio, konan and piscosis.
Juan: So how did you get into the wrestling business?
Avidico: Well juan, I joined a wrestling school when i was 15, where i was trained by legends such as
chavo guerrero sr ultimo dragon, rey mysterio sr and mando guerrero. I signed with AAA a few years later.Juan: You won the 2005 Rey de reyes tornament, beating one of your idols rey mysterio sr,
how did it feel?
Avidico: that win will always hold a special place in my heart, it was my first major titl and it was just
a great feeling. afterwards in the back everyone was just congratulating me and stuff.
Juan: You also went on to win the AAA cruiserwieght title and went on to become the longest
reigning champion,how does that match up to winning the tna x division championship?
Avidico: winning the Tna X division title was great and all but when i won the AAA Cruiserweight title
i cemented my place in the history of that company by becoming the longest reigning champion. It was just a
amazing feeling to know that
Juan: You debuted in JBW you quickly set your seights on the newly created NWL title.
tell me how you felt feuding with igetwild over the title?
Avidico: IGETWILD, hes a great talent and all. And i enjoyed feuding with him
but he was the road block in my goal to become the best and he had to be defeated and thats what i did.
Juan: Okae 3 more questions, your currently feuding with G Scorp tell. Why did you interupt him all those months ago
Avidico: Well Juan, G scorp is a disrespectful, unhonorable , spoilt brat that is given every thing he wants
i interupted him to teach him a lesson and in a few weeks come new horizons when i defend my Nwl title against him.
i will do just that! next question.
Juan: What do you think about the new regime?
Avidico: I think it is great.
Kash, he is a great guy with a great sence of business, straights is the same and R(ob), hes a great guy
who has his heart in the business. he comes up with some brillent ideas and is a great writer.
Juan: Last question, who is your favourite wrestler on showdown and in jbw?
Avidico: Well me and daniel may get along great backstage ae so he would be my favourite on showdown
but in jbw, it would have to be Alpha.
I love it every time hes on the camera. you always can tell your going to have a great segment.
Juan: Thanks for your time and good luck with your match against G Scorp.
Avidico: Thanks man.

Enforcer23
10-26-2011, 06:19 PM
ladies and gentlemen welcome back we are on air here in B105 and we have on the phone one of if not australias best wrestler..was in the I.W.A since he was 16 spending six years there fine tuning his ability before spending 3 years all over the world in places like japan,mexico, france and ofcause then got picked up by a wrestling academy in the states then got signed to a deal with JBW 2 and a half months later he is a heavyweight champion and the fastest rising star in JBW none other than Daniel May..we have him on the phone..so daniel thank you for giving us some of your time

Daniel May-hey man no worries always love doing stuff like this and at the moment im bored out of my brain so lets get to it

sweet ok lets hit it right off the bat..tell us a bit about your past as i just said you have been around the world has taken you 8 years just to get to were you are now..

Daniel May-well yeah it took me along time to just get noticed by someone and all i can remeber from my past is gym, work, wrestling...i was very commited to get here and so to be one of the best in the future i had to travel around the world fight in front of so many crowds and really give it my all...ofcause i did spend 6 years at IWA a great palce for any aussie wreslter and there is where i really fine tuned and became comfortable wrestling..but yes ive had a hectic past wrestling and its still pretty hectic

well your not wrong im just looking at your schedule for the canada tour you had to go on the road and perform every night except tonight because your going back to the states...just looking at that makes me tired..where does this commitment come from

daniel may-well i love wrestling and yeah your not wrong it does take alot out of you traveling and not seeing family or friends but you begin to have a family in the company your at BUT YES right now we are traveling back to the states after a week of non stop wrestling for the fans in canada..so you know i love wrestling and i think if you love something you do anything to have it and i will break my body in half so i can stay and do what i love to do...

so tommorow night you will be going live for showdown and you have been having quite a predicment with a guy by the name of shining light and in your words and i quote "a god wacko'

Daniel May-*daniel may laughs it off* yeah it isint that i find religion to be crazy this certian guy makes it crazy and if you tune into showdown you will see what i mean he wants to take this title off of me and go down this path of thinking god wants him to be the best wrestler in the world...and ive been saying to him its not about a religion its about determination to become a champ WELL that doesint sit well with him because he then attacked me a couple of times leading this to being not just about the title but its personal too...you know i just want to shut him up and get on with the fighting

well thats it and to be honest im on your side the guy is a wacko...now when will this match be available to us

daniel may-well we have our PPV new horizons which is really simbolic over the new stuff that has been happening in JBW but anyways i will be defending my title against shining light then

now i was watching last weeks episode and to the people listining you guys can too FOX8 on friday nights...and you had an altercation with one kevin matthews what was up with that

Daniel May-well lets put it this way i DONT like him one bit he is a viris in JBW he is a bad buy...R(OB) saw that he was and fired him but he keeps poping up so R(OB) is willing to give him a chance and getting a contract but yes i dont like him i dont respect him...SO when he butted in on my interview i had to speak my mind to him...ow and ofcause i hate what all these wrestlers are saying where theres something corrupt going on this isint a sope-opera this is wrestling entertainment


ok so..on to the next question is there anyone who you would want to verse that you havint already in JBW

Daniel May-yes anyone willing to put me over *both laugh* well theres some truth to that see i think if your going to work with someone both of you have to be willing and happy with putting eachother over BUT yes i think that to be truthfull and not just in the mathces but in promos and work in general...and ofcause you have to give both guys a good chance

ok so daniel may thanks for being with us ofcause hope to catch you agian soon...goodluck with everything going on talk to you later

daniel may-hey man no worries enjoyed it but its time to get some sleep and hit off showdown Cheers man

well ladies and gentlemen that was the SHOWDOWN heavyweight champion from JBW a great guy and a hard worker...remeber friday nights on FOX8...JBW showdown

Enforcer23
10-26-2011, 06:20 PM
OOC:yes aloisick inspired me to do something ahahhahahaha

aloisick
10-26-2011, 07:12 PM
OOC:yes aloisick inspired me to do something ahahhahahaha


thanks for the cred man but i think you are creative king

Enforcer23
10-26-2011, 07:19 PM
thanks for the cred man but i think you are creative king

cheers bro :D

aloisick
10-26-2011, 07:22 PM
Interview from KAMQ radio station in mexico --- translated

Juan: Welcome back. We have a special guest on the phone now.
all the way from the united states, Jbw superstar, The NWL champion, AVIDICO
Avidico:Hay juan. It's Great to be on air with you.
Juan: Now avidico, Lets talk abour you growing up,
when did you decide that you wanted to become a luchador?
Avidico: well when i was growing up i always wanted to become one of the greatest luchadors ever
I grew up watching greats such as Eddie guerrero, rey mysterio, konan and piscosis.
Juan: So how did you get into the wrestling business?
Avidico: Well juan, I joined a wrestling school when i was 15, where i was trained by legends such as
chavo guerrero sr ultimo dragon, rey mysterio sr and mando guerrero. I signed with AAA a few years later.Juan: You won the 2005 Rey de reyes tornament, beating one of your idols rey mysterio sr,
how did it feel?
Avidico: that win will always hold a special place in my heart, it was my first major titl and it was just
a great feeling. afterwards in the back everyone was just congratulating me and stuff.
Juan: You also went on to win the AAA cruiserwieght title and went on to become the longest
reigning champion,how does that match up to winning the tna x division championship?
Avidico: winning the Tna X division title was great and all but when i won the AAA Cruiserweight title
i cemented my place in the history of that company by becoming the longest reigning champion. It was just a
amazing feeling to know that
Juan: You debuted in JBW you quickly set your seights on the newly created NWL title.
tell me how you felt feuding with igetwild over the title?
Avidico: IGETWILD, hes a great talent and all. And i enjoyed feuding with him
but he was the road block in my goal to become the best and he had to be defeated and thats what i did.
Juan: Okae 3 more questions, your currently feuding with G Scorp tell. Why did you interupt him all those months ago
Avidico: Well Juan, G scorp is a disrespectful, unhonorable , spoilt brat that is given every thing he wants
i interupted him to teach him a lesson and in a few weeks come new horizons when i defend my Nwl title against him.
i will do just that! next question.
Juan: What do you think about the new regime?
Avidico: I think it is great.
Kash, he is a great guy with a great sence of business, straights is the same and R(ob), hes a great guy
who has his heart in the business. he comes up with some brillent ideas and is a great writer.
Juan: Last question, who is your favourite wrestler on showdown and in jbw?
Avidico: Well me and daniel may get along great backstage ae so he would be my favourite on showdown
but in jbw, it would have to be Alpha.
I love it every time hes on the camera. you always can tell your going to have a great segment.
Juan: Thanks for your time and good luck with your match against G Scorp.
Avidico: Thanks man.
ooc: awesome interview mate we may just steal the show
IC thats all well and good in theory but in reality, a place i like to live and clearly you have no concept of, you have never beaten me and you have not beaten a champion on showdown yet

68wPayne
10-26-2011, 08:06 PM
LRB is sitting in a deer stand in the middle of the woods. He is holding a Browing rifle and speaks softly not wanting to make too much noise.

LRB: Ya know something Advocate, I've been here for a few months now. I've gotten the hang of what goes on and how to make a name for myself. I am honestly really glad that you and your lil' gang of retards decided to include me in this little war you think you got goin' on. You wanna know why? Because you're givin' me the chance to beat the shit out of a former JBW big wig. You used to be real important to the company. You used to matter. Now you're just holdin' on to whatever fading spotlight you got in your career. You can't compete with the young bucks that's comin' up. You TDA...you are Hulk Hogan...you are Sting...you are Nash...not in the sense of what you mean to the business, but just that you are past your expiration date but just can't let it go.

LRB eyes a beautiful 8 point buck in the distance and shoulders his rifle and eyes him in the scope

LRB: But don't you worry about a thang there buddy. Ol' Lenny Ray is gonna help you find your way to the exit.

Lenny fires a single round and the buck drops

LRB: Simple as that

Enforcer23
10-30-2011, 09:39 PM
preview JBW's PPV New Horizons match between Shining Light and Daniel May

well this all started with the birth of JBW SHOWDOWN! a brand new show in JBW a third brand..and in the first episode daniel may had been crowned the new showdown heavyweight champion after beating his long rival Kiddson which not only won him the title but had kiddson packing back to mayhem..in this time a NEW GM took charge running daniel may threw the ropes and he did not fail beating five men in a gualent match for the showdown title...and just when daniel may seemed to be in a class of his own enter shining light a religous and out of control wrestler that had been taking JBW by storm in his hunt for championship gold...daniel may being the competitve one said yes to a challenge and the match was booked BUT when new boy kayden james invited them on his talk show things became complicated shining light had placed his number one contenders match up in order to face James and if james won he was the new contender for the title meanwhile on the same night daniel may had ripped up a bible offered to him by shining light sending him in a fit of anger attacking daniel may in a pool of his own blood

the next week daniel may had interupted the match between kayden and shining light setting up a triple threat match were if daniel may wins the person he didint pin would be number one contender and if someone else won they would be in line for a title shot coming to the end of the match shining light had laid out kayden james leaving the ring and giving daniel may a easy win so it was set up once agian...they then took to the mic in a war of words were daniel may has been becoming somewhat destracted with the mind games of shining light and as for shining light he has a short fuse and looks
to be focused on his opponent

shining and daniel may had both staked thier intentions one saying his focused then ever before and another saying its gods wishes for him to become champion

making this one personal and yet competitve the outcome: no contest

our prediction is daniel may and shining light will take this match too personal and forget about the match and have a brawl leading to a daniel may retian but giving shining light an excellent arugment for a rematch

Poot-Hair
10-31-2011, 12:35 AM
preview JBW's PPV New Horizons match between Shining Light and Daniel May

well this all started with the birth of JBW SHOWDOWN! a brand new show in JBW a third brand..and in the first episode daniel may had been crowned the new showdown heavyweight champion after beating his long rival Kiddson which not only won him the title but had kiddson packing back to mayhem..in this time a NEW GM took charge running daniel may threw the ropes and he did not fail beating five men in a gualent match for the showdown title...and just when daniel may seemed to be in a class of his own enter shining light a religous and out of control wrestler that had been taking JBW by storm in his hunt for championship gold...daniel may being the competitve one said yes to a challenge and the match was booked BUT when new boy kayden james invited them on his talk show things became complicated shining light had placed his number one contenders match up in order to face James and if james won he was the new contender for the title meanwhile on the same night daniel may had ripped up a bible offered to him by shining light sending him in a fit of anger attacking daniel may in a pool of his own blood

the next week daniel may had interupted the match between kayden and shining light setting up a triple threat match were if daniel may wins the person he didint pin would be number one contender and if someone else won they would be in line for a title shot coming to the end of the match shining light had laid out kayden james leaving the ring and giving daniel may a easy win so it was set up once agian...they then took to the mic in a war of words were daniel may has been becoming somewhat destracted with the mind games of shining light and as for shining light he has a short fuse and looks
to be focused on his opponent

shining and daniel may had both staked thier intentions one saying his focused then ever before and another saying its gods wishes for him to become champion

making this one personal and yet competitve the outcome: no contest

our prediction is daniel may and shining light will take this match too personal and forget about the match and have a brawl leading to a daniel may retian but giving shining light an excellent arugment for a rematch IC: Daniel May, Shining Light *breathes deeply and exhales* you have my word, you'll have your one on one match at New Horizons with no interference from me. But know this my God wants the both of you gone for your blasphemous and deceiving ways, and afterwards when there is a decisive victor I'll then make my move for what's my God's. I'll take that belt and end the futile squabblings. I'll take that belt and burn it, cleanse it by fire, and from it's ashes will be something pure and holy and worthy to be worn byONLY me, The Archangel Kayden James......

Enforcer23
10-31-2011, 01:31 AM
IC: Daniel May, Shining Light *breathes deeply and exhales* you have my word, you'll have your one on one match at New Horizons with no interference from me. But know this my God wants the both of you gone for your blasphemous and deceiving ways, and afterwards when there is a decisive victor I'll then make my move for what's my God's. I'll take that belt and end the futile squabblings. I'll take that belt and burn it, cleanse it by fire, and from it's ashes will be something pure and holy and worthy to be worn byONLY me, The Archangel Kayden James......

OOC: hey man nice work...i wouldint worry about being a jobber your to good to be pushed down...nice work

Rated_R(ob)KO
10-31-2011, 02:06 AM
IC (As RedRuM): "You see this fucking thing? *Holds up TV Championship* I hold this. Mine. At the next JBW PPV, New Horizions, I'm going against that little fuckin' weasel Caesar. He begged like a little bitch for a rematch, he whined to R(ob) and all that shit that something caught him off-guard in the match. What? The only thing that caught you off-guard was the fact I clotheslined your fuckin' face off."

*RedRuM paces back and forth like a caged animal and kicks the locker.*

"I'm tired of muthafucka's whining and complaining around this place. You EARN what you get. Nothing comes easy. Caesar, you're gonna go down again. And again. And again. You keep coming, I'll keep knockin' your ass down. You'll be just like the fuckin' Roman Empire you hold so dearly. Everything falls down. I'm done with you after the PPV. I know they say not to look over your opponent but with you, I have better fish to fry. After the PPV, I'll make sure to keep this. I'm going to be the first, the only and the BEST SHOWDOWN! Television Champion. Bank on it muthafucka'!"

*RedRuM puts the TV Championship on his shoulder and smiles. He walks out of the room and slams the door on the camera man who tries to follow.*

CM_Jericho
10-31-2011, 02:58 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b_2qzIDDOU0

Coming Soon!!!

hXC

I dare anyone to get in my way! You will quickly find yourself having a "Breakdown"!!!

aloisick
11-02-2011, 12:22 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b_2qzIDDOU0

Coming Soon!!!

hXC

I dare anyone to get in my way! You will quickly find yourself having a "Breakdown"!!!

Get into the ring with The New European Champion G-Scorp and you will have yourself a SHOWdown

tnawhat
11-04-2011, 05:58 PM
Get into the ring with The New European Champion G-Scorp and you will have yourself a SHOWdown

IC: g scorp the countdown has come
at new horizons
im going to beat your arse and retain my renamed superfly champion

Enforcer23
11-04-2011, 07:31 PM
IC: g scorp the countdown has come
at new horizons
im going to beat your arse and retain my renamed superfly champion

OOC:then change it in ya sig man hahahahahahha its still NWL

aloisick
11-05-2011, 04:41 AM
OOC:then change it in ya sig man hahahahahahha its still NWL

it is going to change after the ppv it is still nwl title for now

aloisick
11-09-2011, 04:19 AM
Avi, ohh Avi where art thou? are you still alive.....? i didnt mean to kill you..... only your career and it must be getting in your head now isnt it? you cant beat me, yu can barely get in the ring with me without getting your arse kicked let me tell you something, dont show up to new horizons just bring your title and go home and stay there. that would be your smartest career choice, but you havent made smart choices have you? from challenging me to becoem no 1 contender and thinking you could get rid of me, to taking a beating week after week so im guessing i will see you there but before you rock up to new horizons just listen to what your head is saying? having any doubts? if not look at the stats book the only time i didnt beat you was when kevin matthews rudely interrupted our match and then the doubts start to consume you and it turns to fear and then it manifests into downright panic but like i said at the start of this message avi.... im not going to kill you, im only going to kill your career

tnawhat
11-09-2011, 04:37 AM
Avi, ohh Avi where art thou? are you still alive.....? i didnt mean to kill you..... only your career and it must be getting in your head now isnt it? you cant beat me, yu can barely get in the ring with me without getting your arse kicked let me tell you something, dont show up to new horizons just bring your title and go home and stay there. that would be your smartest career choice, but you havent made smart choices have you? from challenging me to becoem no 1 contender and thinking you could get rid of me, to taking a beating week after week so im guessing i will see you there but before you rock up to new horizons just listen to what your head is saying? having any doubts? if not look at the stats book the only time i didnt beat you was when kevin matthews rudely interrupted our match and then the doubts start to consume you and it turns to fear and then it manifests into downright panic but like i said at the start of this message avi.... im not going to kill you, im only going to kill your career

oh i snuck in to the stadium. just cant keep the fans off me
im more than ready for the match Sco'
just some final preperation and i will be ready

Enforcer23
11-09-2011, 05:49 AM
Avi, ohh Avi where art thou? are you still alive.....? i didnt mean to kill you..... only your career and it must be getting in your head now isnt it? you cant beat me, yu can barely get in the ring with me without getting your arse kicked let me tell you something, dont show up to new horizons just bring your title and go home and stay there. that would be your smartest career choice, but you havent made smart choices have you? from challenging me to becoem no 1 contender and thinking you could get rid of me, to taking a beating week after week so im guessing i will see you there but before you rock up to new horizons just listen to what your head is saying? having any doubts? if not look at the stats book the only time i didnt beat you was when kevin matthews rudely interrupted our match and then the doubts start to consume you and it turns to fear and then it manifests into downright panic but like i said at the start of this message avi.... im not going to kill you, im only going to kill your career

OOC: that promo aloisick is one of your best and to think it was just in the moment...good job

aloisick
11-09-2011, 01:59 PM
OOC: that promo aloisick is one of your best and to think it was just in the moment...good job

thanks a lot for positive feedback really loved rhe feel feel of this promo

aloisick
11-10-2011, 07:16 PM
thanks a lot for positive feedback really loved rhe feel feel of this promo

G-Scorp: i have recieved hundreds of emails, thousands of tweets and messages on facebook and normally i just ignore them but i decided to read all the hate mails, all the glad you lost tweets and the glad you lost the title reminders, alas for the most part that wasnt the message.
Everyone was wondering at what point this was made into a unification match, How could Avidico retire a title and why did Sincara destroy me after the match? Now i cant answer any of those questions but i know this would not have happened under R(ob)s reign so im starting to ask myself whos doing all this and why? now i cant bring back the European title and i am bot in line for the showdown heavywejght title but sibcara im coming for ya and avi oh avi if you had anything to do with this ill rip your fucking tonsils you took something dear to me and threw it away like yesterdays trash, you wll get whats coming to you. But you can relax cos first im finding out whos pulling the strings on this conspiracy

Wars_Raghe
11-20-2011, 04:57 PM
IC: I,Danny Tatum promise to become the next world champion and whoever stands in my way is going to catch it. Just watch JBW. Just watch

aloisick
11-20-2011, 05:57 PM
IC: I,Danny Tatum promise to become the next world champion and whoever stands in my way is going to catch it. Just watch JBW. Just watch

you want the title no probs but stop me getting to the erotic circus and thats your last mistake

Wars_Raghe
11-20-2011, 06:08 PM
IC: Joke all you want, but when I have the title in my hands your going to be begging to get the first shot.

aloisick
11-20-2011, 06:16 PM
IC: Joke all you want, but when I have the title in my hands your going to be begging to get the first shot.

IC you are obviously new to the roster so let me ezplain something, i dont joke icouldnt care less about the.world title TC1G, Sinny SinSin and co are ruining the.company so congrats on being the future.world champion of a broken company

RomanFlare
12-03-2011, 04:58 AM
IC:

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_skVzx8XLZkU/TTv5FHmd1GI/AAAAAAAAC6c/QpRiK5arBws/s1600/CMPunkEntrance2-1.jpg

Woah, look at the time! It's about time for another episode of the RomanFlare variety post! This week? I'm gonna sing y'all a song! Now, I know for a fact that Southerns will love this, so put down your crosses and your lynches and listen up! Maybe even put in your teeth or wake your diabetic, fat kids!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=08e9k-c91E8

And that's all for this post! Tune in next week when I have a special guest!

zapphoman
12-06-2011, 11:59 PM
(Jake Aust is sitting in a room at a conference table. With him are nine other people and they are Danny Pudi, Joel McHale, Allison Brie, Gillian Jacobs, Chevy Chase, Yvette Nicole Brown, Donald Glover, Ken Cheong (SENOR CHANG!!!), and Jim Rash (the dean who acts very similar to one of my old friends!). Jake starts to speak…)

Jake: I’m happy you all came by today. I wanted to talk about Community and the spot we are currently in right now. So as you all know, Community hasn’t exactly been getting the ratings that NBC has wanted it to get and we are now only getting like two more episodes before they pull us from the Thursday night line up…

Ken: (points at Joel) I blame that guy! If he would of just advertised the show more, we wouldn’t be getting pulled.

Joel: Shut up Ken! I advertised Community on like every single episode of The Soup. Where was all your advertising on The Hangover 2? The ad would of at least made that movie entertaining!

Ken: At least I was in a movie!

Joel: Have you ever seen The Informant? Yeah, I was in that as one of the lead roles.

Jake: Settle down guys! Now is not the time for measuring dicks. We all believe that Community is a great show and we also have a very loyal fan base, it’s just not as big as it needs to be to stay on air. We need to figure out a way to get more viewers and I think I have an idea.

Chevy: Well lay it on us Jake.

Jake: Well, wrestling entertainment has become a very popular pass time. Millions of people around the world watch, so I thought to myself…how do we find a way to get some of those millions to watch Community?

Danny: (Raises his hand in a very excited manner) Oh, Oh, Oh, pick me! Pick me!

Jake: No Danny we are not going to have Alison and Gillian in a mud wrestling match on one of the shows.

Danny: But why not? That would boost ratings!

Jake: I know and as much as we have begged them to do it…it’s just not going to happen.

Gillian: I thought we were better than such juvenile gimmicks.

Danny: Come on guys. Let’s hear what Jake has to say.

Jake: Thanks Danny. Anyway, my plan is to bring a popular professional wrestler here and film an episode with him as a guest star.

(A mix of emotions are felt through the room. Some are happy about this, while others don’t like it.)

Jim: Ah com on Jake! You couldn’t of thought of something better than that?

Danny: This could actually help. Wrestling fans are a very passionate bunch. It helped out the Fast and Furious movies when The Rock starred in that last one.

Joel: Is that who we’re getting? (gets kind of excited) The Rock?

Jake: Nope. I tried. He’s still on location for GI Joe 2.

Donald: John Cena?

Jake: Nope…

Danny: CM Punk?

Jake: It’s not going to be anybody from the WWE.

Chevy: Then where from?

Jake: JBW…

Ken: Are you serious?

Donald: Hey, don’t dog JBW. Those guys are bad ass over there. So who’s it going to be then? Please tell me it’s Ma$$Dinero!

Jake: He said he would love to but he’s to busy visiting Mary Jane whatever that means.

Joel: St. George? That guys entertaining.

Jake: Yeah, and nobody would be able to understand what he was saying.

Allison: K-Jammin or RomanFlare?

Yvette: Allison, how do you know about that sinful place?

Allison: I…saw a show once…

Jake: No. We’re actually going for entertaining Allison.

(Conference phone rings. Jake hits the speaker button)

Jake: Yes Jan?

Jan: He’s here.

Jake: Finally! He was supposed to be here thirty minutes ago.

Jan: Actually he was here thirty minutes ago.

Jake: And you didn’t send him in? Why?

(A new voice comes out of the speaker)

???: Here’s a card. That was just a sample session. Next time’s going to cost ya.

Jan: Thanks Alpha.

(The double doors to the conference room suddenly kick burst open…The Alpha Dog walks in wearing a pair of jeans, a leather jacket, and a pair of Chuck Taylors. He sits in the empty chair, puts his feet up on the table, and lights up a blunt. He blows out the smoke and asks…)

Alpha: So…which one of you is getting their ass kicked and which one of you is getting dominated?

(Alpha looks over at Allison Brie and winks at her after the last line. Jake is then shown sitting in front of a camera and says…)

Jake: This is going to be a long day.



To be continued…

Rated_R(ob)KO
03-05-2012, 02:56 AM
"A DAY WITH REDRUM... AND HOW I SURVIVED IT"


It was a nice cool night in the beginning of February when I sat down for this interview with JBW star. RedRuM. It was supposed to be just an ordinary interview with us sitting in chairs and him describing events in his life... what it turned into was something far, far more different than that.

We took a trip to as he called it, "My Hood"... I saw plenty of things and... experienced plenty of things I thought I never would. It took me a few days to piece together my thoughts, the tapes and also my writing. I can honestly say that after this interview, I can never be the same again...
I sit in my chair with the lights on for the interview. I have my papers ready for the questions and I have everything I need... or so I thought to myself. This interview will be fun, amusing and particualarly awesome. Yes, and established interviewer said "awesome". I was looking forward to this interview, I sipped my water and anticipated him coming... he was already late by 30 minutes at this point but the excitement has not worn off... it's not every day you get to sit for a tell all interview with a quickly rising superstar of this nature.

Finally after about an hour of waiting this very large black male made his way into frame. A female co-worker of mine was getting food from the table when he smacked her bottom and gloated about it. "That's a fine, phat white ass!! Damn BITCH!!" he said giddily... this was definitely going to be a lot more fun than I thought. He had his JBW SHOWDOWN! Television Championship around his waist and he was fully dressed in his wrestling gear. Hopefully he didn't want to wrestle I thought to myself.

As he was laughing and punching a stagehand at a racist joke he just made, I noticed his body and all of the tattoos... the main on written across his abs that caught me off guard was the one that said "NIGGA" in big bold words with barbed wire all across his stomach line. He had tattoos all over his humongous frame. He has been here for roughly twenty minutes now and he's still goofing off with everyone else while I sit here nervously.

"Why the fuck you sittin' there all uptight for an' shit nigga?? Get yo' ass over here an' enjoy some shit"

He pointed at me and motioned for me to come over.

"I'ma call yo' ass "Stick" from now on nigga. When I say 'dat shit, you come, you hear me nigga??" Oh I heard him all right... I was just standing there being 5'10" and in awe to his 6'7", 287lbs frame. He smacked me on my shoulder and laughed as I stumbled forward.

"Nigga, you tryin' to talk to my ass in this fuckin' place? Man, we best be goin' now an shit.. I ain't fuckin' sittin' here. I just got done a fuckin' match, an I'm tired as hell, nigga. We gon' go to my crib, I'ma change an' we out yo."

"We out"? Hmmm... I wasn't comfortable leaving the soundstage area and I wasn't quite sure what to expect going into this mans house and even what was going to happen on the way there. I soon found out why I was nervous. We made it out of the building and into the parking garage when I saw his ride... it was a brand new off the line 2012 Dodge Viper SRT. Red with Black trim of course...

Such a beautiful vehicle it was and man was it powerful. He took his Championship off and placed it in a compartment in the back. He threw it into gear and we were off. He was blasting as he called it "Some ol' school shit, nigga!"... it was Wu-Tang Clan "36 Chambers". His speakers were thumping the music as we made our way through the city. Everything was going so fast. It was at that point I looked over and he was driving with his knees while rolling a blunt.

He was doing the process and getting ready to smoke... right in front of me. And driving with his knees no less! This was actually quite impressive to be honest. He pulled out a custom lighter that was made of solid 24k gold and lit up the blunt to seal it considering he just got done licking it of course. After a couple seconds of waiting, he lit it up, took a couple drags and motioned for me to take it and "hit it".

I didn't want to be disrespectful so, I did. I instantly felt great and relaxed a bit. He had his mask on and bandana wrapped around his mouth but, I knew he was smiling. It was at that point my world crashed down... we were going almost 100mph in a 45mph zone, the NYC cops finally had us. He actually pulled over too. He took the blunt from me and said "Yo nigga, act cool an' shit... I'ma get us through this. Don't be a fuckin' pussy!"

I sat there very upset and scared. How could I not be?

He still had the blunt lit as the cops came up on the car. One on my side and one on his. Clearly they didn't know what to expect so they had their hands on their gun holsters at the ready.

"License and Registration... and keep your hands where I can see them at all times. The cop on my side got a bit nervous and began to pull his gun out. I noticed it and I'm not afraid to say... I peed a little. I'd never had a gun pointed at me in my entire life and I was getting ready to have one now.

RedRuM pulled out the required papers, moved his bandana and took a drag of the blunt. He blew it into the officers face as well. This was NOT going to end well, I knew it. The officer got a scowl on his face and began the procedure.

"OUT OF THE CAR, NOW!!"

He pulled the gun out and stepped back a few feet. The one on my side did the same. I peed some more this time. RedRuM took his stocky frame and got out of the car.

"NIGGA! YOU KNOW WHO THE FUCK I AM??? I'M A MUTHAFUCKIN' BOSS!!! For real my nigga! I pay yo' fuckin' side salary!! You want me to fuckin' cut you off? Huh? You must not know I'm where all yo' fuckin' money comes from? Do you nigga? DO YOU???"

He grabs the officer by the wrist and from what it sounds like, he broke it in three places. He goes to the car and punches the camera system out all while the other officer looks on. RedRuM begins to walk over to him and he fires a shot. Being nervous he missed. RedRuM took his arm, forced him for punch himself with the gun and drug him over to the other officer. The crowd was taking video and clapping. They were going insane outside. I guess they thought it was a JBW publicity stunt considering he was still in his wrestling gear.

He crouched down next to them. The one officer almost weeping due to his broken wrist/hand... and the other one rubbing his head with a big welt on it. He was saying something very low to them and I couldn't hear what it was. I could see them through the driver side rear mirror but, didn't know what fully was going on. Finally they got up and went back into the car and pulled off. RedRuM grabbed the blunt. Saw that it went out, lit it up again and laughed as we drove off.

"We almost at my fuckin' crib nigga!" he said but, we were in Upper Manhattan... this couldn't be right... could it?

"When you get the fuck outta my car nigga, make sure you don't use your feet to keep the fuckin' door open. I see dirt on my shit, I'ma fuck your whole face up, Stick!"

Those were word to obviously not take likely... I nodded my head and when we pulled up to the at least 100 story brownstone overlooking pretty much everything. A valet raced to his car and RedRuM grabbed the Championship out of the console and went to the back and got his bag out of the back as well. He gave the valet what appeared a crisp one hundred dollar bill.

"One fuckin' mark... ONE FUCKIN' MARK ON MY SHIT AN' I'LL FUCKIN' KILL YOU AN' YO' WHOLE FUCKIN' FAMILY NIGGA!!"

He composed himself and patted the scared man on his shoulder. As I walked by him he muttered "Be careful with this one. He scares the shit out of me. Seriously..." he walked off and started the car. When he did he grinded a gear when shifting. RedRuM threw his bag down and ran to the car. He threw the door open and grabbed the guy out and started smacking his face. Open hand and back hand... he must have done it about 10 times each way. The man was crying and RedRuM dropped him.

THEKEVINBRAND
03-05-2012, 02:59 AM
"A DAY WITH REDRUM... AND HOW I SURVIVED IT"


It was a nice cool night in the beginning of February when I sat down for this interview with JBW star. RedRuM. It was supposed to be just an ordinary interview with us sitting in chairs and him describing events in his life... what it turned into was something far, far more different than that.

We took a trip to as he called it, "My Hood"... I saw plenty of things and... experienced plenty of things I thought I never would. It took me a few days to piece together my thoughts, the tapes and also my writing. I can honestly say that after this interview, I can never be the same again...
I sit in my chair with the lights on for the interview. I have my papers ready for the questions and I have everything I need... or so I thought to myself. This interview will be fun, amusing and particualarly awesome. Yes, and established interviewer said "awesome". I was looking forward to this interview, I sipped my water and anticipated him coming... he was already late by 30 minutes at this point but the excitement has not worn off... it's not every day you get to sit for a tell all interview with a quickly rising superstar of this nature.

Finally after about an hour of waiting this very large black male made his way into frame. A female co-worker of mine was getting food from the table when he smacked her bottom and gloated about it. "That's a fine, phat white ass!! Damn BITCH!!" he said giddily... this was definitely going to be a lot more fun than I thought. He had his JBW SHOWDOWN! Television Championship around his waist and he was fully dressed in his wrestling gear. Hopefully he didn't want to wrestle I thought to myself.

As he was laughing and punching a stagehand at a racist joke he just made, I noticed his body and all of the tattoos... the main on written across his abs that caught me off guard was the one that said "NIGGA" in big bold words with barbed wire all across his stomach line. He had tattoos all over his humongous frame. He has been here for roughly twenty minutes now and he's still goofing off with everyone else while I sit here nervously.

"Why the fuck you sittin' there all uptight for an' shit nigga?? Get yo' ass over here an' enjoy some shit"

He pointed at me and motioned for me to come over.

"I'ma call yo' ass "Stick" from now on nigga. When I say 'dat shit, you come, you hear me nigga??" Oh I heard him all right... I was just standing there being 5'10" and in awe to his 6'7", 287lbs frame. He smacked me on my shoulder and laughed as I stumbled forward.

"Nigga, you tryin' to talk to my ass in this fuckin' place? Man, we best be goin' now an shit.. I ain't fuckin' sittin' here. I just got done a fuckin' match, an I'm tired as hell, nigga. We gon' go to my crib, I'ma change an' we out yo."

"We out"? Hmmm... I wasn't comfortable leaving the soundstage area and I wasn't quite sure what to expect going into this mans house and even what was going to happen on the way there. I soon found out why I was nervous. We made it out of the building and into the parking garage when I saw his ride... it was a brand new off the line 2012 Dodge Viper SRT. Red with Black trim of course...

Such a beautiful vehicle it was and man was it powerful. He took his Championship off and placed it in a compartment in the back. He threw it into gear and we were off. He was blasting as he called it "Some ol' school shit, nigga!"... it was Wu-Tang Clan "36 Chambers". His speakers were thumping the music as we made our way through the city. Everything was going so fast. It was at that point I looked over and he was driving with his knees while rolling a blunt.

He was doing the process and getting ready to smoke... right in front of me. And driving with his knees no less! This was actually quite impressive to be honest. He pulled out a custom lighter that was made of solid 24k gold and lit up the blunt to seal it considering he just got done licking it of course. After a couple seconds of waiting, he lit it up, took a couple drags and motioned for me to take it and "hit it".

I didn't want to be disrespectful so, I did. I instantly felt great and relaxed a bit. He had his mask on and bandana wrapped around his mouth but, I knew he was smiling. It was at that point my world crashed down... we were going almost 100mph in a 45mph zone, the NYC cops finally had us. He actually pulled over too. He took the blunt from me and said "Yo nigga, act cool an' shit... I'ma get us through this. Don't be a fuckin' pussy!"

I sat there very upset and scared. How could I not be?

He still had the blunt lit as the cops came up on the car. One on my side and one on his. Clearly they didn't know what to expect so they had their hands on their gun holsters at the ready.

"License and Registration... and keep your hands where I can see them at all times. The cop on my side got a bit nervous and began to pull his gun out. I noticed it and I'm not afraid to say... I peed a little. I'd never had a gun pointed at me in my entire life and I was getting ready to have one now.

RedRuM pulled out the required papers, moved his bandana and took a drag of the blunt. He blew it into the officers face as well. This was NOT going to end well, I knew it. The officer got a scowl on his face and began the procedure.

"OUT OF THE CAR, NOW!!"

He pulled the gun out and stepped back a few feet. The one on my side did the same. I peed some more this time. RedRuM took his stocky frame and got out of the car.

"NIGGA! YOU KNOW WHO THE FUCK I AM??? I'M A MUTHAFUCKIN' BOSS!!! For real my nigga! I pay yo' fuckin' side salary!! You want me to fuckin' cut you off? Huh? You must not know I'm where all yo' fuckin' money comes from? Do you nigga? DO YOU???"

He grabs the officer by the wrist and from what it sounds like, he broke it in three places. He goes to the car and punches the camera system out all while the other officer looks on. RedRuM begins to walk over to him and he fires a shot. Being nervous he missed. RedRuM took his arm, forced him for punch himself with the gun and drug him over to the other officer. The crowd was taking video and clapping. They were going insane outside. I guess they thought it was a JBW publicity stunt considering he was still in his wrestling gear.

He crouched down next to them. The one officer almost weeping due to his broken wrist/hand... and the other one rubbing his head with a big welt on it. He was saying something very low to them and I couldn't hear what it was. I could see them through the driver side rear mirror but, didn't know what fully was going on. Finally they got up and went back into the car and pulled off. RedRuM grabbed the blunt. Saw that it went out, lit it up again and laughed as we drove off.

"We almost at my fuckin' crib nigga!" he said but, we were in Upper Manhattan... this couldn't be right... could it?

"When you get the fuck outta my car nigga, make sure you don't use your feet to keep the fuckin' door open. I see dirt on my shit, I'ma fuck your whole face up, Stick!"

Those were word to obviously not take likely... I nodded my head and when we pulled up to the at least 100 story brownstone overlooking pretty much everything. A valet raced to his car and RedRuM grabbed the Championship out of the console and went to the back and got his bag out of the back as well. He gave the valet what appeared a crisp one hundred dollar bill.

"One fuckin' mark... ONE FUCKIN' MARK ON MY SHIT AN' I'LL FUCKIN' KILL YOU AN' YO' WHOLE FUCKIN' FAMILY NIGGA!!"

He composed himself and patted the scared man on his shoulder. As I walked by him he muttered "Be careful with this one. He scares the shit out of me. Seriously..." he walked off and started the car. When he did he grinded a gear when shifting. RedRuM threw his bag down and ran to the car. He threw the door open and grabbed the guy out and started smacking his face. Open hand and back hand... he must have done it about 10 times each way. The man was crying and RedRuM dropped him.


Cute! Tell your Hells Angel that his tricycle is now ready for him

Rated_R(ob)KO
03-05-2012, 03:04 AM
"YOU GRINDED MY FUCKIN' GEARS NIGGA!! YOU FUCK MY FUCKIN' TRANSMISSION UP, I'MA KILL YOU!! THAT FUCKIN' CAR COST MORE THAN YOUR ENTIRE FUCKIN' LIFE!! REMEMBER THAT SHIT NIGGA!. REMEMBER IT!!!"

He kicked him and pulled him up. He dusted him off and sat him back in the seat. The man was trembling and weeping.

"Do it again. But this time, don't fuck with my shit."

He was trembling while trying to put the key in the ignition. When he finally settled enough he breathed deeply before turning the engine over. He went to go shift but looked at RedRuM first who was standing there with his arms crossed.

"Yeah nigga... be easy... be real fuckin' easy."

He said while tensing up. The guys shifted perfectly and RedRuM eased.

"Good nigga. Real good. You earned another day alive, bitch. Go take my shit where it belongs. I'ma be like 20 minutes... you better have that fuckin' thing back here by then and shined up... good?"

The valet nodded his head and proceeded to drive very slowly up the ramp. My jaw had to have been touching the ground because that was one of the most horrifyng things I saw... up to that point anyway. As we went to go into the main door, the door man opened it up and all I saw was crystal, gold and platinum. This place was immaculate. And this man lived here? I cannot wait to see what his place looks like.

While walking through the vast hallways of this building I saw so many stars in this one place. They all knew RedRuM as well. High fives, autographs, pictures, videos... it just kept going. I'm pretty sure we took an hour to get to his actual place. He had the top floor, the penthouse. Of course he did. How the hell much does JBW pay anyway? Apparently I need to start working there or something. We got to his door and it was painted black and red. The only door in the building this color. Obviously in his personal life... RedRuM is someone big time... we just don't know who.

As he opened the door... he looked back before we went in.

"You know Stick... you like, the first fuckin' reporter type nigga I ever let into my shit. That's somethin' special to me an' shit. I mean, I know you doin' your interview an all but like, don't report EVERYTHING in my shit. I don't need no one tryin' to like come steal anything from me, ya dig nigga?"

Of course I agreed with the man and he shook his head in approval. As he opened the door, I felt like Charlie going into Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory. It was amazing... amazing. He actually had everything set up VERY nicely. A beautiful brunette met us and took our coats and his bags. There was a man already playing the piano and a chef had made us a very large meal.

"Hold on in the livin' room Stick... I'ma change an I'll be back an' shit. Watch some TV or somethin'. I got every channel you can think of nigga. There's a bunch of stuff to drink in the fridge too, man."

Surprisingly enough, he was very nice when he entered his place. Humble almost. I wandered about and saw many things that surprised me. He was a fine art collector, he had a few things I obviously told him I wouldn't print and he had a nice statue collection as well. When he came back his bandana was still on but wrestling gear and mask were off. He's bald headed and laid back in his place... completely different. The maid from earlier came around with a platinum serving tray that had two blunts on them.

He picked one up and motioned for me to grab the other. We lit up and went into the living room. When we sat down an at least 150inch LED TV came out of the wall.

"Nigga, I told you to put somethin' on." He laughed. I laughed too and replied "Honestly sir, I didn't even know where to begin and I damn sure didn't want to touch something and break it." He looked at me and nodded his head again in approval. As we watched SportsCenter on ESPN and laughed at the bloopers, he finally looked over his shoulder and noticed the food that had been out for about an hour now.

He quickly leaped out of his seat and went to town on the food. He went to the piano player and whispered something to him. All of a sudden the man started to play Beethoven. Don't tell me he's actually highly educated and knows all of this stuff... if he did, why does he act the way he does in public?

His bandana was moved so, I have officially seen more of his face now than I think anyone had. I have a very good idea of who exactly he is but, I'm definitely keeping quiet on this one... it's way too big of a deal. We sat down finally after he was jiving to the music. And at the table we finally started a conversation and it was pretty interesting to say the least.
"So, what drew you into the world of violence and gangs?" I asked without hesitation. He dropped his fork and just stared at me. "See nigga.. this is how meals get ruined." He continued to stare. "Wh... what did I say so wrong?" I asked. "Well, how you jus' gon' jump right into that question an' shit? You could have at least started with somethin' small, nigga."

He put his head down and began playing with his food. "I... see, I had to provide my nigga. When you thirteen... yo' momma suckin' dick and hoe'in out right in front of you an' your little brother an lil' sister... it changes a nigga. My moms was a big feen... she didn't care who, what, where, when or why. As long as she got a hit, she was good."

He looked at the painting on the wall. It was of a black family, it was made with oils and on a flush canvas... my imagination is that this is his vision of his perfect family. Maybe all he wanted in life was a father figure?

"I was raised in the Chi-Town PJ's my nigga. Jus' tryin' to live with basically my kids. I know I started gang bangin' at like 15 but, sellin' drugs... that was 13 and definitely easy. Chicago is easy my nig. Like, when I was younger an' shit there'd be parties every day, all the times of the day too.

I was cakin' at a young age. I slipped up though one day... I was too busy hidin' my money in floor boards and didn't see moms standin' there. She screamed about me hiding money from her when I know she's sick. When she needs her "medicine"... I was tryin' to save money for when I could get me an' my fam a place, we'd be fine. I was using a bit here an there to feed my sibs.

When she found it, she took it all... she beat the hell out of me. I was bleedinn' all over an' shit... she went out an spent all o' my dough... she OD'd like twenty minutes later an shit. She was stumblin' 'round the apartment... she was foamin'... nigga... see what I mean by ruinin' a meal?"

I hadn't realized he went through so much trauma. I just naturally assumed that he watched music videos and "documentaries" about the lifestyle and all. I didn't know it was this bad. He put his bandana fully back over his mouth and walked away from the table... he mumbled about being back in a minute and to go into the den by the fireplace.

As I walked into the room, it was filled with nothing but pictures of his siblings, and their kids. Apparently they were in contact still but, one has to assume they were torn apart when 911 was called for the dying mother. It was a very tragic story so far...

TheDevilsAdvocate
03-25-2012, 03:06 PM
Add-ons!





IC: Everyone was right... My time has come... Not for me to lay down and surrender my legacy, but for me to rise up and re-claim what is mine. I have drawn blood and shattered bones for this Company. I am not fixing to take a back seat for anyone. I was lost in the darkness.. I embraced it and used it to my own advantage. The Demons that lay deep within it taught me everything I needed to know. I will gladly take their knowledge a thousand miles upon my shoulders to prove to everyone that it would be a mistake to cross me in my yard. I know most of you are filled with doubt. I can assure you that going against me would become the last decision you will ever make.


Memories from not too long ago reminded me that I had lost myself along the way. I had to get better. I had to improve everything about myself. Not just my attitude, but my appearance and in-ring abilities as well. I may be loaded with muscles, but I am as fast as anyone would be able to handle. My arsenal of moves are limitless, and I have trained my body to take a countless amount of heavy blows. The old me may have main evented every Warfare up until' my unfortunate departure, but I was lacking ruthless aggression. I did not show my oppositions what I was truly made of. This is something I will never allow to happen again.


Deep inside of me is a Monster just dying to be unleashed. You all may poke at it and think that you would bring your hand back in tact, but when that chain is off you can bet your ass that I will bite it clean off. I am not here for thrills anymore. I am just here to break some bones and to make some people suffer. It is as simple as that. You might be able to preach about how you would take me out of my misery, but I am not even close to being miserable. When I snap your leg in 5 different places THEN you would understand true misery.


It has come to my attention that I am being put on the list of several top talents here. Bring it on.. I will show you what it feels like to be in the Devil's playground with yours truly. I would humiliate you in so many ways that by the time our match is over you will be begging the higher-ups to let you have an early retirement on behalf of the embarrassment that would be bestowed upon your future Children.

This will be my last ride, but I will make damn sure that I go out swinging. Nobody is going to take that right away from me. Throw me in a Hell In A Cell, throw me in a First Blood match. It does not matter. I will prevail over everything else if it is the last thing I do. Be prepared JBW... For the survival of the fittest has awakened. Your pain would be my inevitable satisfaction.

MY THRONE HOLDS ONLY I!!! I will sit inside of it until' somebody that is strong enough to move me comes along. But oh where, oh where, has JBW's Hero gone? He does not exist! My time is for now and forever! Push aside my contributions and allow me to bury the old me. Just like JBW... I promise that my new beginning will be NOTHING short of astonishing.

The Gold Rush card was revealed and surprise, surprise! I am on it! All of you better sleep tight and say your prayers to God, because when the Devil comes for you - you are going to be in a desperate need of a savior. Normally this is where the casual man would say, "GOOD LUCK TO YOU ALL!" But considering I am in this match I will just say one thing instead which I REALLY believe to be a suitable replacement for Good Luck. BOW DOWN TO THE DEVIL KING!



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y0yQBdXoUno

TheDevilsAdvocate
08-30-2012, 01:46 PM
Reported by: Stacy Ballsack.



Last year following the spectacular JBW ROTT event TDA was said to be temporarily done with the Organization. Several months after the event took place TDA was approached with a new offer. Upon signing this offer TDA has already appeared for JBW quite a few times, but many are questioning his existence beyond 2012. It remains unseen as to whether or not another deal has been met so TDA is expected to be released in 4 months at the age of 41.

HolyJose2391
08-30-2012, 02:11 PM
Reported by: Stacy Ballsack.



Last year following the spectacular JBW ROTT event TDA was said to be temporarily done with the Organization. Several months after the event took place TDA was approached with a new offer. Upon signing this offer TDA has already appeared for JBW quite a few times, but many are questioning his existence beyond 2012. It remains unseen as to whether or not another deal has been met so TDA is expected to be released in 4 months at the age of 41.

HJ: oh God old man you're worse than Sting. Leave the company, come back, leave again, become GM, step down because you want to be in ring not behind a desk. Good God. Do us a favor and just leave no cares anymore about your pathetic hunt for the World title