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CMRyder
07-11-2011, 05:17 PM
TNA, fire this bitch, or at least put her in a manager role, not the Ring Announcer. She has to be the worst ring Announcer I have ever heard in my life. "All the from.....THIS IS AUSTIN ARIES!!" She forgot where he was from? Lmao. And she sounds so dull and boring and has the introduction done before you can even see the wrestler on the ramp. Who the fuck thought it was a good idea for her to be the ring announcer?

Tommy Thunder
07-11-2011, 05:21 PM
I have a job for her. She can be my personal ring announcer :p

CMRyder
07-11-2011, 05:22 PM
I have a job for her. She can be my personal ring announcer :p

I'd be afraid of what I'd catch. Lmao

Tommy Thunder
07-11-2011, 05:39 PM
I'd be afraid of what I'd catch. Lmao

Well, a better option than Cookie lol!

Iron Ape
07-11-2011, 05:46 PM
I'm not really big on objectifying women like some kind of mentally underdeveloped neanderthal, but the only thing I'm interested in seeing her do in TNA is cut a promo with her vagina. Does that make me a bad person?

Ruthless_Aggression
07-11-2011, 05:55 PM
I'm not really big on objectifying women like some kind of mentally underdeveloped neanderthal, but the only thing I'm interested in seeing her do in TNA is cut a promo with her vagina. Does that make me a bad person?

What? Nah...

Tommy Thunder
07-11-2011, 06:04 PM
I'm not really big on objectifying women like some kind of mentally underdeveloped neanderthal, but the only thing I'm interested in seeing her do in TNA is cut a promo with her vagina. Does that make me a bad person?

No, I'd say that makes you perfectly normal.

Automatic
07-11-2011, 06:07 PM
She has a big ass mouth...

CMRyder
07-11-2011, 06:10 PM
Am I the only one that doesn't find her attractive? Lmao

Iron Ape
07-11-2011, 06:13 PM
She has a big ass mouth...
On the upside, if she gets fired, she should have no problem cleaning up on the bobbing for apples circuit. Though she'd probably make even more loot if she were to do that with her vagina, too.

maar13
07-11-2011, 06:15 PM
I'm not really big on objectifying women like some kind of mentally underdeveloped neanderthal, but the only thing I'm interested in seeing her do in TNA is cut a promo with her vagina. Does that make me a bad person?

If it does, that makes two of us :)


Am I the only one that doesn't find her attractive? Lmao

Let me tell you, I don't find her that attractive either, but if I would not kick her out of bed, if that is what you are really asking.

Rokudo
07-11-2011, 06:20 PM
Give her time to learn, The Lilian Garcia was just as bad at first...

K-Jammin
07-11-2011, 06:29 PM
I too, would like to see Christy Hemme's vagina.

TheRockerGother
07-11-2011, 06:39 PM
Give her time every expert was a beginner at one point.

jr512
07-11-2011, 06:58 PM
I said this before this girl.needs to go she makes over $75,000 a year (highest paid knockout) and for what??? Just another tna waste of money

Rilla
07-11-2011, 07:00 PM
Let me tell you, I don't find her that attractive either, but if I would not kick her out of bed, if that is what you are really asking.

Yep


I said this before this girl.needs to go she makes over $75,000 a year (highest paid knockout) and for what??? Just another tna waste of money

Agreed. She barely did anything, and got paid loot that coulda been used to keep some of the better talents there.

Sacred-Seraphim
07-11-2011, 07:30 PM
I understand that she might be a little green right now, but do you really have to call her a bitch?

AOF666
07-11-2011, 07:33 PM
I'm not really big on objectifying women like some kind of mentally underdeveloped neanderthal, but the only thing I'm interested in seeing her do in TNA is cut a promo with her vagina. Does that make me a bad person?

Would be interesting to see if the carpet matches the drapes.

insanefruitman
07-11-2011, 08:05 PM
Am i the only one who remembers her in Playboy? I know shes missin a few brain cells, but shes a looker...you can't tell me you would kick her out of bed for fartin...thats all I'm sayin.

VanHooliganX
07-11-2011, 09:18 PM
I too, would like to see Christy Hemme's vagina.

If that was a Facebook comment. I'd like it.

CMRyder
07-11-2011, 11:05 PM
I understand that she might be a little green right now, but do you really have to call her a bitch?

She's a bitch. Always has been.

Heywood Jablome
07-11-2011, 11:11 PM
Christy Hemme = http://images.coolchaser.com/themes/t/382820-i77.photobucket.com-albums-j60-Alicia_Marie_Ryan-words-yummy.jpg

the wrestling shade
07-11-2011, 11:14 PM
I'm not really big on objectifying women like some kind of mentally underdeveloped neanderthal, but the only thing I'm interested in seeing her do in TNA is cut a promo with her vagina. Does that make me a bad person?

I realy couldnt understand anything from what you said but sounded realy cool lol.
on Topic: Christy Hemme could be a better announcer if she actualy memorize the weights of the preformers and she might want to drop this rockish voice of her, this is about announcing not a rock contest for god sake. Now here is the funny part, I wont be even surprised if it turned out that she actualy slept with someone in the leadership there in order to get this job lol. BRING BACK DAVID PINZER!!!

tad locust
07-11-2011, 11:18 PM
She's quite bad at announcing but thats not an important job anyway.I think they should just let her wrestle again even though shes bad at that to.
Sidenote:Calling her a Bitch is totally uncalled for.

HCollins-TNA1
07-11-2011, 11:20 PM
Who the Hell can hate Christy Hemme????? something is seriously wrong with anyone who would hate Christy....
She looks good in the old logo....

TwoTone
07-12-2011, 12:16 AM
I like her and would love to pound her until her freckles fell off but it kills me when she introduces Samoa Joe. "The Samoa Submission Machine" Get it right woman!

Iron Ape
07-12-2011, 12:28 AM
I like her and would love to pound her until her freckles fell off but it kills me when she introduces Samoa Joe. "The Samoa Submission Machine" Get it right woman!
To be fair, I can sort of understand how looking at Joe could cause someone to think about Girl Scout cookies.

http://bakingbites.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/samoasbars2.jpg

Samoas are delicious.

Incubus_99
07-12-2011, 12:32 AM
On the upside, if she gets fired, she should have no problem cleaning up on the bobbing for apples circuit. Though she'd probably make even more loot if she were to do that with her vagina, too.

Gold!...:D...

CMRyder
07-12-2011, 02:43 AM
She is ugly, sucks at ring announcing, and a bitch. I hate her. (=

Tommy Thunder
07-12-2011, 04:24 AM
She is ugly, sucks at ring announcing, and a bitch. I hate her. (=

Is that you CM Punk?

Markedoutforlife
07-12-2011, 05:32 AM
I want christy hemme period

I would do horribly scandalous sex acts such as the dutch rudder or even the turkish breakfast.

CMRyder
07-12-2011, 06:20 AM
Is that you CM Punk?

Lol. Just having fun with these people.

Tommy Thunder
07-12-2011, 06:45 AM
Lol. Just having fun with these people.

I know man, it's just the way you said that was very CM Punk-esque lol!! Very blunt and to the point!!

CMRyder
07-12-2011, 07:14 AM
I know man, it's just the way you said that was very CM Punk-esque lol!! Very blunt and to the point!!

Yeah, very true. Maybe I'm such a big fan I'm starting to act "CM Punkish"

steveorton
07-12-2011, 07:46 AM
Lol at the comments on this entire thread, I'm jus sayin...

CMRyder
07-13-2011, 05:32 PM
Lol at the comments on this entire thread, I'm jus sayin...

Lol at your sig..."I'm jus sayin'..."

HCollins-TNA1
07-14-2011, 11:12 AM
Still don't know how anyone could hate Christy Hemme

jethro
07-14-2011, 11:37 AM
She's quite bad at announcing but thats not an important job anyway.
Ring announcer not important job? I think it's one of the most important job to make a wrestler looks good before the match start.

Christy was good at interview wrestlers backstage but as ring announcer,shes terrible even if 'she is still learning',what is there to learn when shes been in the industry for quite a while now.

maar13
07-14-2011, 11:58 AM
Nah.. she is not that bad, but would be nice if she could give the wrestlers weights, for me it makes it cooler when the mention most facts.

68wPayne
07-14-2011, 12:14 PM
She can give me that Flying Firecrotch Guillotine anytime, I'm just sayin

Rated_R(ob)KO
07-23-2011, 04:55 AM
http://teamhellions.files.wordpress.com/2010/08/christy_hemme.jpg

Rated_R(ob)KO
07-23-2011, 04:55 AM
http://www.top-models.com/pics/pics-large/Christy-Hemme-54377.jpg

Rated_R(ob)KO
07-23-2011, 04:57 AM
http://picturesofwrestlers.com/images/Pictures_of_wrestlers7.jpg

Rated_R(ob)KO
07-23-2011, 04:58 AM
http://i299.photobucket.com/albums/mm282/barish_badal_2008/jajeeee/hzmh4h2amom2d35apxw7.jpg

Rated_R(ob)KO
07-23-2011, 05:01 AM
http://rockphotography.sosugary.com/albums/userpics/IMG_8998.jpg

Rated_R(ob)KO
07-23-2011, 05:02 AM
http://allwrestlers.net/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/Christy-Hemme-Entrevistadora.jpg

Rated_R(ob)KO
07-23-2011, 05:04 AM
http://imageshack.us/f/14/christyhemme01.jpg/

Rated_R(ob)KO
07-23-2011, 05:08 AM
http://www.divaswrestlers.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/Christy-Hemme-Wallpaper-01.jpg

Rated_R(ob)KO
07-23-2011, 05:26 AM
For anyone who says she's not hot... you're gay. Seriously. Or a woman, who doesn't like chicks.

Tommy Thunder
07-23-2011, 06:32 AM
For anyone who says she's not hot... you're gay. Seriously. Or a woman, who doesn't like chicks.

Quoted, and bolded for truth.

Rated_R(ob)KO
07-23-2011, 06:59 AM
Quoted, and bolded for truth.

LOL! I wasn't expecting that remark! I was drinking water and now I need to squeegee my screen. HA! Well played sir, well played. Also, damn right that bitch is hot. Only Bangkok will be okay with the things I'd do to that.

VanHooliganX
07-23-2011, 07:17 AM
I like page 5 of this thread ;D

HCollins-TNA1
07-23-2011, 11:44 AM
For anyone who says she's not hot... you're gay. Seriously. Or a woman, who doesn't like chicks.

Thanks....... :)

HCollins-TNA1
07-23-2011, 11:46 AM
I like page 5 of this thread ;D

I think Rated_R(ob)KO prove many people wrong.....Hopefully they will see the light now after page 5??? I did too.....

kickass
07-23-2011, 02:35 PM
shes hot. therefor she can stay and do whatever the fuck she likes, long as she stays hot. i dont give a shit what the ring announcer sounds like tbh

Iron Ape
07-23-2011, 02:55 PM
Even though I find her quite attractive, I'm disappointed to see some actually stooping to calling into question the sexuality of others simply for a differing of perspectives. Subjective matters can't be proven factually nor can they be reduced to matters of black and white.

HeelTurn
07-23-2011, 02:59 PM
Never really found her attractive in WWE, however over the last few years she seems to have become hotter. She was quite annoying in WWE with her over the top enthusiasm.

Rated_R(ob)KO
07-24-2011, 05:44 AM
Even though I find her quite attractive, I'm disappointed to see some actually stooping to calling into question the sexuality of others simply for a differing of perspectives. Subjective matters can't be proven factually nor can they be reduced to matters of black and white.

Oh Apey, you should know I'm messing around. I'm sorry you didn't like my internet wit. Can I bake you a nice fresh batch of cookies? I'll make them in the form of a Camel for ya'.

IrkenInvader
07-24-2011, 06:05 AM
Oh Apey, you should know I'm messing around. I'm sorry you didn't like my internet wit. Can I bake you a nice fresh batch of cookies? I'll make them in the form of a Camel for ya'.

The problem is your 'joke' didn't have a lot of 'wit.'

Rated_R(ob)KO
07-24-2011, 12:11 PM
The problem is your 'joke' didn't have a lot of 'wit.'

Oh mighty tallest, just like Apey said: That is subjectable to opinion. What you may think was not funny, clearly other people did. Sorry you don't like my sense of humor, I'll try to offend an even broader range the next time I play.

Iron Ape
07-24-2011, 12:39 PM
Oh Apey, you should know I'm messing around. I'm sorry you didn't like my internet wit. Can I bake you a nice fresh batch of cookies? I'll make them in the form of a Camel for ya'.
Huh. It was probably the inclusion of the word "seriously" that threw me off the scent of your rapier-like comedy stylings.

el gabo
07-24-2011, 02:57 PM
Isnt she the female with the biggest contract? I think I read it somewhere. If so , TNA is really fucked up.

HCollins-TNA1
07-24-2011, 04:13 PM
And elsewhere isn't!!!!!

Grind_Bastard
07-24-2011, 07:00 PM
I find her hot, but I dislike her ring announcing. She was good doing backstage interviews, she should be back doing that or wrestle.

zapphoman
07-24-2011, 07:03 PM
well I am going to bookmark this thread for...for...research.

Rated_R(ob)KO
07-24-2011, 11:02 PM
well I am going to bookmark this thread for...for...research.

"Giggity, Giggity, Goo"

Rated_R(ob)KO
07-24-2011, 11:04 PM
Huh. It was probably the inclusion of the word "seriously" that threw me off the scent of your rapier-like comedy stylings.

I'm a butterknife at best, bud. No harm, no foul.

zapphoman
07-24-2011, 11:23 PM
"Giggity, Giggity, Goo"

"Thats our Quagmire! He's Quagmire! He's Quagmire! Giggity, Giggity, Lets have..."

IrkenInvader
07-25-2011, 10:03 PM
Oh mighty tallest, just like Apey said: That is subjectable to opinion. What you may think was not funny, clearly other people did. Sorry you don't like my sense of humor, I'll try to offend an even broader range the next time I play.

Offend everybody, thats what I try to do.