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tysteelman
12-16-2010, 03:56 PM
What ever came of this man?

Thewoodcutter
12-18-2010, 12:17 PM
Wasn't he the fake NWO Sting?

tysteelman
12-18-2010, 04:57 PM
No. Different guy same name. This one had quite the match with Motley Cruz.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MISUHTo2NDs

Murphdogg4
04-27-2011, 05:21 PM
Instead of wasting your money on Hogan Dixie could have hired this man..

http://youtu.be/MISUHTo2NDs

jordan1995
04-27-2011, 05:23 PM
the man who can save tna is paul heyman

THEKEVINBRAND
04-27-2011, 05:24 PM
Instead of wasting your money on Hogan Dixie could have hired this man..

http://youtu.be/MISUHTo2NDs

did you by any chance take any drugs with Jeff Hardy?

Rich Cranium
04-27-2011, 05:26 PM
Instead of wasting your money on Hogan Dixie could have hired this man..

http://youtu.be/MISUHTo2NDs

Jumpin Jeff Farmer vs Undertaker for the streak 2012!

Automatic
04-27-2011, 05:33 PM
No, they need Sid Justice/Vicious.

thejman93
04-27-2011, 05:46 PM
the man who can save tna is paul heyman

Thisthisthis, a thousand times this!

thedag
04-27-2011, 05:50 PM
Instead of wasting your money on Hogan Dixie could have hired this man..

http://youtu.be/MISUHTo2NDs


he's like a blonde AJ Styles.

chunkkynutzzz
04-27-2011, 05:52 PM
BaTista...what if Tna signs this guy..u know viewers are gonna tune in just to see what's goin on ..namean

thedag
04-27-2011, 05:52 PM
i looked him up he was the fake sting.

thedag
04-27-2011, 05:54 PM
BaTista...what if Tna signs this guy..u know viewers are gonna tune in just to see what's goin on ..namean

they dont have the money for him.

thedag
04-27-2011, 05:55 PM
BaTista...what if Tna signs this guy..u know viewers are gonna tune in just to see what's goin on ..namean

they dont have the money for him.

MinistryOfDarkness
04-27-2011, 06:33 PM
TNA doesn't necessarily need 'saving'. Dixie just needs to fire Hulk Hogan, Eric Bischoff, and Ric Flair.

wallyman
04-27-2011, 06:37 PM
the man who can save tna is paul heyman

seriously why does everyone say this...did u forget how huge this mans ego is...and thats why ecw died...i think tna needs better booking but they need fresh bookers young guys...indy bookers maybe...not this trash russo or heyman ca give...heyman doesnt give a shit about wrestling....also heyman lost his passion for wrestling...hes done leave heyman out/...hes good but he needs to b on check he killed ecw with his ego and not listening to no one..

wallyman
04-27-2011, 06:38 PM
they dont have the money for him.

dixie turn him down...cuz ryan clark said that he wanted a sting/kurt angle contract lol...

thedag
04-27-2011, 06:43 PM
seriously why does everyone say this...did u forget how huge this mans ego is...and thats why ecw died...i think tna needs better booking but they need fresh bookers young guys...indy bookers maybe...not this trash russo or heyman ca give...heyman doesnt give a shit about wrestling....also heyman lost his passion for wrestling...hes done leave heyman out/...hes good but he needs to b on check he killed ecw with his ego and not listening to no one..


my fucking god smh.

wallyman
04-27-2011, 06:49 PM
my fucking god smh.
why u shaking ur head...give me a good reason...

SilverGhost
04-27-2011, 06:53 PM
why u shaking ur head...give me a good reason...

Are you going to conveniently log out so you won't read why Paul Heyman would save TNA?

Robstar
04-27-2011, 06:56 PM
This is a piss take surely? That was as bad as Mikael on Tough Enough or Eli Cottonwood on NXT promos

PandaMassacre
04-27-2011, 06:57 PM
There is a long list of people who could save TNA. A few of those people were signed to TNA a few years back, but they let them slip through their fingers.

Krysys
04-27-2011, 07:06 PM
Are you going to conveniently log out so you won't read why Paul Heyman would save TNA?

More than likely, that or just leave the discussion

Hakumen
04-27-2011, 07:50 PM
But TNA already have the best mic man in the business... SCOTT STEINER! :;)

Murphdogg4
04-27-2011, 08:00 PM
lmfao@ Jeff Farmer ending the streak. And no this jeff farmer was not the jeff farmer who played the NWO Sting. Just some guy from a little indy fed in arkansas back in the day. In the immortal words of JUmpin Jeff "you tried to trick..cheat me...and backstab me in and one way or another.
YIP

Murphdogg4
04-27-2011, 08:10 PM
I recently interviewed Motley Cruz who to this day wear a colostamy bag after his match with Jumpin Jeff Farmer. Motley had this to say "I really shouldn't have turned the tables on Jeff in the wrong way, after he went full force on me my life was ruined"

samoan619
06-06-2011, 12:25 PM
Where in the hell is Jumpin Jeff Farmer (not the fake Sting) these days.. Somebody's gotta know, Ive looked everywhere, Facebook and search engines.. I just cant find this promo master of intimidating linguistics anywhere.. So lets send out a search party and find Jumpin Jeff Farmer(does anybody know his real name?), because I want to interview this dude..

Robstar
06-06-2011, 09:07 PM
I don't know but I sure like his promos. Got any more?

samoan619
06-06-2011, 09:51 PM
I don't know but I sure like his promos. Got any more?

Man Brotha Robstar, you have to check out the all the classic IPW promos and matches.. Every promo is hillarious (either by what they say or they horrilbly horrible hairstyles lol) and every match is a botchamania of its own.. You know what Im gonna post them on this very thread..

Objective: Operation Jumpin Jeff is now in effect

Rich Cranium
06-07-2011, 12:27 AM
Jumpin Jeff, you had one hell of a match.

Jeff: Yep

What are you going to do next?

Jeff: Full force!

Robstar
06-07-2011, 12:33 AM
Motley Cruz shows that his hairstyle is not the most threatening thing about him -


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4-plcPgUw9I

Robstar
06-07-2011, 12:36 AM
Jumpin' Jeff responds in style -


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dBWfJXJQ43A

Yeah Motley Cruz, don't be a crybaby lmao;)

Robstar
06-07-2011, 12:38 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DohAlaVd7mE

Tony The Spider!!!

Robstar
06-07-2011, 12:42 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mkW3oc0LwTk&feature=related

IPW is just gold!!!

Robstar
06-07-2011, 12:45 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=srJdpI6iUs0&feature=related

samoan619
06-07-2011, 01:26 PM
The greatest match in the history of wrestling

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c_InkPLO8ww

samoan619
06-07-2011, 01:31 PM
Jeff Farmer the master of innovating offense

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PUkxSSk1FtI&feature=related

samoan619
06-07-2011, 01:40 PM
Watch the amazing IPW tag team action

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3vFj5eFLTEc&feature=related

samoan619
06-07-2011, 01:41 PM
Shawn Michaels stole his Heartbeak Kid gimmick, everyone know Gorgeous JR has all the looks

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9IFG9yV2fd8&feature=related

samoan619
06-07-2011, 02:46 PM
He wears sunglasses during promos because it effects the synergy of his coke and meth high mixed together.. Everyone give a hand to Rockin Randy Bryant and his shoulder

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xmH4aSahXNo&feature=related

samoan619
06-07-2011, 05:43 PM
Bill's response to Rockin Randy Bryant with a cameo of the elevator mic technique

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yuIVL5aks9U&NR=1

Robstar
06-07-2011, 05:51 PM
There's just too much quality stuff from the IPW!!!

samoan619
06-07-2011, 05:51 PM
I heard the Ultimate Warrior got his promo training from the IPW, you can definitely see it in effect on these WCCW videos

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eVPduIVlQqM&feature=related

The Ultimate Warrior talks normal and then in the end his IPW training kicks in and then he almost cries at the end of his promo because he misses his buddies Jeff Farmer and Ricky Rouge

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IyuOS0Wrjak&NR=1

Robstar
06-07-2011, 05:55 PM
Shawn Michaels stole his Heartbeak Kid gimmick, everyone know Gorgeous JR has all the looks

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9IFG9yV2fd8&feature=related


Holy shit, how Buddy Lee keeps a straight face, I'll never know:rolleyes:

samoan619
06-07-2011, 05:59 PM
Back to some IPW action, the enigma, the charismatic, the meanest stomp in the business, THE NEW YORK NIGHTMARE

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u4LbACORHzE&feature=related

samoan619
06-07-2011, 06:00 PM
Holy shit, how Buddy Lee keeps a straight face, I'll never know:rolleyes:

LMAO, I cant blame him, I can barely keep a straight face.. The IPW is how one of the EWN e-feds would be like if it was in real life lolol..

Robstar
06-07-2011, 06:15 PM
LMAO, I cant blame him, I can barely keep a straight face.. The IPW is how one of EWN e-feds would like if it was in real life lolol..

Too true - should we tell them? lol

It seems they scoured every tractor pull, tyre dealership, rodeo, packing line, loser bar and unemployment office in the southern hayseed inbred county area of bumfuck USA for their talent pool. I am addicted!!!

samoan619
06-07-2011, 06:16 PM
Too true - should we tell them? lol

It seems they scoured every tractor pull, tyre dealership, rodeo, packing line, loser bar and unemployment office in the southern hayseed inbred county area of bumfuck USA for their talent pool. I am addicted!!!

Welcome to the addiction my brotha lolol.

samoan619
06-07-2011, 06:23 PM
The Little Rock Screw Job, Tony The Spider Victim Of A Fast Count

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eppdFQshPHc&feature=related

samoan619
06-07-2011, 06:25 PM
Dynamite Keith Watkins has the FIRE, and the most trend setting hair style in history.. Remember when you had this haircut?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ok_SXVKSCBU

samoan619
06-07-2011, 06:30 PM
Who's the face in this match full of non stop stomps and chops??

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=COhkZXsXBb0&feature=mfu_in_order&list=UL

samoan619
06-07-2011, 06:32 PM
The most intelligent man in the business

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6h-HW6koG-k

samoan619
06-07-2011, 06:40 PM
I remember I almost shed a tear when Jeff Farmer went to the WWE Hall Of Fame..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6UWs7fzhV1A

Robstar
06-07-2011, 09:13 PM
I remember I almost shed a tear when Jeff Farmer went to the WWE Hall Of Fame..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6UWs7fzhV1A

Hey if Abdullah can go in there....

Robstar
06-08-2011, 01:26 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4R5Il9HrUks&feature=related

I wonder if Michael "The Roc" Johnson has a case to sue?

Robstar
06-08-2011, 01:37 AM
Chief Thunder Mountain is gonna come out and raise his voice. Apparantly.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4lJasIQUX8s

Robstar
06-08-2011, 01:39 AM
I had to add The Tulip to this list. He is sorely missed.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nSfKPuUt3qw&feature=related

Robstar
06-08-2011, 01:50 AM
Eric Bischoff stars in Controversy Creates Crap TV


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t1RaXAN00BI

samoan619
06-08-2011, 10:53 AM
LMAO Brother Midnight LMAO and SMH, I remember that video of Scott Norton being called FlapJack over pancake eating..

samoan619
06-08-2011, 10:54 AM
Chief Thunder Mountain is gonna come out and raise his voice. Apparantly.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4lJasIQUX8s

Who wouldve known that Brian Knobbs was Native American..

Murphdogg4
06-17-2011, 04:36 PM
I think Cena, Taker, Miz and HHH have all joined forces back stage to keep him out of fear of the greatest talker and worker in wrestling history taking all of their spots.. for those few people out there who don't know who the hottest free agent in pro wrestling history is, here is a vid

http://youtu.be/MISUHTo2NDs

Murphdogg4
06-17-2011, 04:44 PM
I bet that piece of trash Motley Cruz is behind him not being hired. His one goal in life is trick-cheating Jeff and turing the tables on him in a wrong way.

sivart
06-17-2011, 05:11 PM
As Booker T would say "tell me you didn't just say that."

Asherdelampyr
06-17-2011, 05:16 PM
As Booker T would say "tell me you didn't just say that."

This, right here

Enforcer23
06-17-2011, 05:21 PM
yeah hed get a great push.....out the door

Automatic
06-17-2011, 05:27 PM
Look who's failing to be funny.

Daniel Bryan
06-17-2011, 05:53 PM
.... HAHAHAHAHA.... (sarcastic laugh)

the-rocks-stunner
06-17-2011, 06:10 PM
I think Cena, Taker, Miz and HHH have all joined forces back stage to keep him out of fear of the greatest talker and worker in wrestling history taking all of their spots.. for those few people out there who don't know who the hottest free agent in pro wrestling history is, here is a vid

http://youtu.be/MISUHTo2NDs

the hottest free-agent is jay lethal

WWTNA Mark
06-17-2011, 06:11 PM
I think Cena, Taker, Miz and HHH have all joined forces back stage to keep him out of fear of the greatest talker and worker in wrestling history taking all of their spots.. for those few people out there who don't know who the hottest free agent in pro wrestling history is, here is a vid

http://youtu.be/MISUHTo2NDs

Haven't you done this trick before???

http://www.ewrestlingnews.com/community/showthread.php?6068-the-man-who-could-save-TNA-the-best-mic-man-in-the-history-of-the-business..
:confused::confused::confused::confused:

sivart
06-17-2011, 06:30 PM
This, right here

i had to say it lol

brewer314
06-17-2011, 07:37 PM
WWE*

Saying "The E" is pretty lame, dude.

CobraNightviper
06-17-2011, 11:55 PM
Who the hell is this thread about?

North Vegas Benny
06-18-2011, 12:07 AM
http://cdn.bleacherreport.net/images_root/users/photos/000/524/177/Jumpin_Jeff_crop_257x257.jpg?1302118877
^^^^^^^^ This guy^^^^^^^^

samoan619
06-18-2011, 12:54 AM
There is a thread in the Tea Spot section, stickied right at the top with the youtube of the day and favorites games.. The thread is all about Jumpin Jeff Farmer, the IPW federation he came from, AND horrible promos from other old school wrestlers.. Check it out if you wanna get a good laugh.. http://www.ewrestlingnews.com/community/showthread.php?6894-The-Very-Worst-Promos-Ever!!!-Dedicated-to-Jumpin-Jeff-Farmer

Robstar
02-11-2012, 12:38 AM
Worlds Worst Bump!!!:rolleyes:

Robstar
05-20-2012, 11:46 PM
Motley Cruz shows that his hairstyle is not the most threatening thing about him -


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4-plcPgUw9I

The "quote yourself" bump

Robstar
10-24-2012, 05:53 PM
This thread could use some love ;)

stone cold bruiser brody
10-28-2012, 07:07 AM
http://cdn.bleacherreport.net/images_root/users/photos/000/524/177/Jumpin_Jeff_crop_257x257.jpg?1302118877
^^^^^^^^ This guy^^^^^^^^
Kind of reminds me of a young Shawn Micheals.

http://mimg.ugo.com/200809/29057/midnight-rockers.jpg

Robstar
11-28-2012, 02:35 PM
Just terrible

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u5cmng9yS18

Haha, "my daily regiment"

Pumpkinhead
11-28-2012, 02:37 PM
Is there a trend to revive old threads lately???

Robstar
11-28-2012, 02:48 PM
This thread is always a going concern

Pumpkinhead
11-28-2012, 02:51 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZeZTvu5f_3g

Robstar
12-01-2012, 04:34 PM
He might have looked cool, but Papa Shango couldn't promo for shit


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v1cPQ8rR6nQ