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RomanFlare
05-24-2011, 09:23 PM
Okay, here's the "game": You're the newly hired director of WWE Films. You've been told to get starting on your first movie starring one of the WWE superstars. So, who do you pick to star in the movie, and what kind of movie/role would (s)he play?

IPEEINTHESHOWER
05-24-2011, 09:27 PM
Thats easy

http://www.luchaworld.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/kelly-kelly-sexy-5.jpg

and

http://images.teamtalk.com/09/03/800x600/WWE-Divas-Maryse-03_1989122.jpg

Does the name even matter? One thing for sure it would be a blockbuster.

RomanFlare
05-24-2011, 09:28 PM
Thats easy

Pictures!

Does the name even matter? One thing for sure it would be a blockbuster.

Can I preorder? And does it come in the standard descret, brown packaging? <.<;

IPEEINTHESHOWER
05-24-2011, 09:36 PM
Can I preorder? And does it come in the standard descret, brown packaging? <.<;

It can be yours for the small price of $29.99 plus $8.99 s&h.:D

the-rocks-stunner
05-24-2011, 09:36 PM
it would be a Rom-Com with Chris Jericho and a (women actor don't know who) chris jericho's role would be a lead failed band singer realizing for the past 20 years of his life he's been trying to make it as a successful singer/band so he devotes himself to find a women. Instant hit because wwe's fanbase is 60% women and kids

Rich Cranium
05-24-2011, 09:39 PM
Thats easy

http://www.luchaworld.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/kelly-kelly-sexy-5.jpg

and

http://images.teamtalk.com/09/03/800x600/WWE-Divas-Maryse-03_1989122.jpg

Does the name even matter? One thing for sure it would be a blockbuster.

And I nominate myself to be in the love triangle!

RomanFlare
05-24-2011, 09:41 PM
It can be yours for the small price of $29.99 plus $8.99 s&h.:D

Okay, here's my Credit Card info:

It's a Visa. Expiration date June 2013. Number 8455-7500-0004-3221. The number on the back is 666. Name: Bodom.

samoan619
05-24-2011, 09:41 PM
Okay, here's the "game": You're the newly hired director of WWE Films. You've been told to get starting on your first movie starring one of the WWE superstars. So, who do you pick to star in the movie, and what kind of movie/role would (s)he play?

I would take it all downhill and put all the divas in adult films lololol..

Bodom
05-24-2011, 09:45 PM
Okay, here's my Credit Card info:

It's a Visa. Expiration date June 2013. Number 8455-7500-0004-3221. The number on the back is 666. Name: Bodom.

http://theborg.me/wp-content/uploads/fuck-you.jpg

the-rocks-stunner
05-24-2011, 09:50 PM
http://theborg.me/wp-content/uploads/fuck-you.jpg

roflcopter

Tommy Thunder
05-24-2011, 09:52 PM
Easy. A comedy with Santino Marella.
How about something with Zack Ryder?

Bodom
05-24-2011, 09:53 PM
Easy. A comedy with Santino Marella.
How about something with Zack Ryder?

Every movie stars the Long Island Iced-Z

RomanFlare
05-24-2011, 09:54 PM
Easy. A comedy with Santino Marella.
How about something with Zack Ryder?

Zack Ryder as a Crime Scene Investigator. In Jersey.

Iron Ape
05-24-2011, 09:57 PM
A cop/buddy movie with Santino Marella and Zack Ryder, where they play two loose cannon detectives who are forced to work undercover as bouncers in a New Jersey nightclub. The flamboyantly gay establishment proprietors, played by John Cena and Randy Orton, are using their champagne room to manufacture an opiate-based, delicately-scented baby oil that can actually be shot intravenously, as well as edible, glow-in-the-dark dog-tags made out of a government-made grade of high powered marijuana, and our heroes need to use their quick wits and impeccable moves on the dance floor to take this dastardly operation down before the owners get their well-manicured nails dug into the children of Wild Wood.

Supporting players will include: Alex Riley as the club's executive drink mixologist and expert in all things rape-related; Melina Perez as a mentally unbalanced hostess/cock holster with a heart made of fake gold; and, lastly, the Iron Sheik as the high-strung, and frequently drunk, chief of police.

Bodom
05-24-2011, 10:01 PM
A cop/buddy movie with Santino Marella and Zack Ryder, where they play two loose cannon detectives who are forced to work undercover as bouncers in a New Jersey nightclub. The flamboyantly gay establishment proprietors, played by John Cena and Randy Orton, are using their champagne room to manufacture an opiate-based, delicately-scented baby oil that can actually be shot intravenously, as well as edible, glow-in-the-dark dog-tags made out of a government-made grade of high powered marijuana, and our heroes need to use their quick wits and impeccable moves on the dance floor to take this dastardly operation down before the owners get their well-manicured nails dug into the children of Wild Wood.

Supporting players will include: Alex Riley as the club's executive drink mixologist and expert in all things rape-related; Melina Perez as a mentally unbalanced hostess/cock holster with a heart made of fake gold; and, lastly, the Iron Sheik as the high-strung, and frequently drunk, chief of police.

http://stfproductions.files.wordpress.com/2010/10/1233928590_citizen-kane-clapping.gif?w=400&h=300

RomanFlare
05-24-2011, 10:01 PM
A cop/buddy movie with Santino Marella and Zack Ryder, where they play two loose cannon detectives who are forced to work undercover as bouncers in a New Jersey nightclub. The flamboyantly gay establishment proprietors, played by John Cena and Randy Orton, are using their champagne room to manufacture an opiate-based, delicately-scented baby oil that can actually be shot intravenously, as well as edible, glow-in-the-dark dog-tags made out of a government-made grade of high powered marijuana, and our heroes need to use their quick wits and impeccable moves on the dance floor to take this dastardly operation down before the owners get their well-manicured nails dug into the children of Wild Wood.

Supporting players will include: Alex Riley as the club's executive drink mixologist and expert in all things rape-related; Melina Perez as a mentally unbalanced hostess/cock holster with a heart made of fake gold; and, lastly, the Iron Sheik as the high-strung, and frequently drunk, chief of police.

I'd soooooooooo watch that.

IPEEINTHESHOWER
05-24-2011, 10:04 PM
http://www.lostinthebeeraisle.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/and-the-winner-is.jpg



A cop/buddy movie with Santino Marella and Zack Ryder, where they play two loose cannon detectives who are forced to work undercover as bouncers in a New Jersey nightclub. The flamboyantly gay establishment proprietors, played by John Cena and Randy Orton, are using their champagne room to manufacture an opiate-based, delicately-scented baby oil that can actually be shot intravenously, as well as edible, glow-in-the-dark dog-tags made out of a government-made grade of high powered marijuana, and our heroes need to use their quick wits and impeccable moves on the dance floor to take this dastardly operation down before the owners get their well-manicured nails dug into the children of Wild Wood.

Supporting players will include: Alex Riley as the club's executive drink mixologist and expert in all things rape-related; Melina Perez as a mentally unbalanced hostess/cock holster with a heart made of fake gold; and, lastly, the Iron Sheik as the high-strung, and frequently drunk, chief of police.

SnaggleTooth
05-24-2011, 11:59 PM
OVER THE TOP 2

(got that stupid song stuck in my head now THANKS IPITS)