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thedag
03-20-2011, 08:57 PM
the Fortune hand sign is pretty much the shocker with the thumb up. but really men know to use the thumb.

http://shocker69ok.tripod.com/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/shocker.jpg

Bodom
03-20-2011, 09:13 PM
Thread of the year.

Rich Cranium
03-20-2011, 10:23 PM
I'm sorry but I am really lost here. Could someone please explain so I can offer my thoughts?

Iron Ape
03-20-2011, 10:29 PM
I'm sorry but I am really lost here. Could someone please explain so I can offer my thoughts?
The "shocker" is a hand position used to insert two fingers into the vagina while simultaneously also placing a single digit inside of the anus. Fortune's gang symbol would appear to be some kind of variation on that move.

You should be ready to roll now.

Rich Cranium
03-20-2011, 10:32 PM
The "shocker" is a hand position used to insert two fingers into the vagina while simultaneously also placing a single digit inside of the anus. Fortune's gang symbol would appear to be some kind of variation on that move.

You should be ready to roll now.

Thanks for that. ;)

Iron Ape
03-20-2011, 10:34 PM
Thanks for that. ;)
If you should ever need some help locating the clitoris, feel free to drop me a line. I've got some maps.

Rich Cranium
03-20-2011, 10:38 PM
If should ever need some help locating the clitoris, feel free to drop me a line. I've got some maps.

I wonder what my lady would think if I mention I'll seek advice from 'Iron Ape' for our extracurricular activities.

Iron Ape
03-20-2011, 10:43 PM
I wonder what my lady would think if I mention I'll seek advice from 'Iron Ape' for our extracurricular activities.
She'd probably be thrilled to see you finally pull over and ask directions.

Bodom
03-20-2011, 10:49 PM
Thread of the year.

I retract this statement.

This is the Thread of the Century.

thedag
03-20-2011, 10:54 PM
If should ever need some help locating the clitoris, feel free to drop me a line. I've got some maps.

thats where the thumb comes in.

Iron Ape
03-20-2011, 11:08 PM
thats where the thumb comes in.
I'm sure most of us familiar with the shocker got that, man.

RevolutionIcon
03-21-2011, 12:00 AM
****10/10****

KYNGDAVE
03-21-2011, 12:42 AM
Flair's Carpal Tunnel prevented him from doing the sign properly so he decided to stay with Immortal.

Androo
03-21-2011, 12:56 AM
It has to be used.....WINNING!!!!

thedag
03-21-2011, 12:59 AM
Flair's Carpal Tunnel prevented him from doing the sign properly so he decided to stay with Immortal.


flair is doing the sign to a 40 year old bar fly right now.

Nay_Than
03-21-2011, 04:02 AM
I shall refer the whole of EWN to this music video. Enjoy.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K6qs2h59BO8&feature=related

thedag
03-21-2011, 04:04 AM
I shall refer the whole of EWN to this music video. Enjoy.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K6qs2h59BO8&feature=related

you owe me 5:22 now.

RevolutionIcon
03-21-2011, 04:43 AM
Thank you for the warning.

the wrestling shade
03-21-2011, 05:05 AM
thanks guys for the squirting informations... wtf!! hhhh

Rich Cranium
03-21-2011, 05:10 AM
thanks guys for the squirting informations... wtf!! hhhh

http://climbingnarc.com/wp-content/images/TheMoreYouKnow.gif

the wrestling shade
03-21-2011, 07:21 AM
http://climbingnarc.com/wp-content/images/TheMoreYouKnow.gif
http://sworn2fun.com/smiley_with_thumbs_up.gif

GoldSpirit
03-21-2011, 08:53 AM
http://www.wrestling101.com/home/wp-content/gallery/tna-superstars/aj-fortune.jpg
Fortune
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_gl6Q505aO9I/S9omuVoLKdI/AAAAAAAAAXo/M5-E-oNMhhU/s1600/shocker-2-760961.jpg
The Shocker.


Had to illustrate.

GoldSpirit
03-21-2011, 08:57 AM
Ric Flair's been in more stables than a lover of inter-species erotica.

You know what Flair means when he holds up the sign?
That's how many dollars he's got in his checking account.

GoldSpirit
03-21-2011, 09:03 AM
http://swampland.com/img/Image/articles/ricflair/flair7382399.jpg

How do you not love this?
The Nautre Boy...when he was actually legitimately a boy.

IPEEINTHESHOWER
03-21-2011, 09:45 AM
http://FunnyOrDie.com/m/l4

Nay_Than
03-21-2011, 11:38 AM
Haha.

Im getting the shocker Tattooed on my shoulder.

Dax
03-21-2011, 11:57 AM
I came to my thread hoping from a response from HTCollins and surprisingly wasn't disappointed to not see one.

Nay_Than
03-21-2011, 12:03 PM
Just realised, the thread name is spelt wrong.

"Sign"

Bodom
03-21-2011, 12:15 PM
I'm pretty sure it was intentional on the part of the OP.

Part of the joke.

Jaws
03-21-2011, 02:44 PM
The Fortune sign is what my friends and I refer to as "The Jackal."

clrj3514
03-21-2011, 07:06 PM
The "shocker" is a hand position used to insert two fingers into the vagina while simultaneously also placing a single digit inside of the anus. Fortune's gang symbol would appear to be some kind of variation on that move.

You should be ready to roll now.

Ah 2 in the pink, 1 in the stink.

HCollins-TNA1
03-21-2011, 07:57 PM
How many hand symbols are there in wrestling for groups????
Let see The 4 Horsemen originated it.... The Anti- Horsemen groups.....
The Kliq and nWo and the Wolfpack.....
Nation of Domination simple fists in the air!!!!
Now Fortune...... Just waiting to see the next hand gesture to hit the scene!!!!!

thedag
03-21-2011, 08:01 PM
How many hand symbols are there in wrestling for groups????
Let see The 4 Horsemen originated it.... The Anti- Horsemen groups.....
The Kliq and nWo and the Wolfpack.....
Nation of Domination simple fists in the air!!!!
Now Fortune...... Just waiting to see the next hand gesture to hit the scene!!!!!

http://conlia.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/climb-aboard-stone-cold.jpg

HCollins-TNA1
03-21-2011, 08:08 PM
http://conlia.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/climb-aboard-stone-cold.jpg

Thats one that i forgot and was going to mention... figure someone would mention it!!!!

Rich Cranium
03-21-2011, 08:12 PM
http://conlia.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/climb-aboard-stone-cold.jpg

That's the best one yet!

mika009
03-21-2011, 11:02 PM
Ah 2 in the pink, 1 in the stink.

Ah man, you stole my thunder!

RevolutionIcon
03-22-2011, 03:05 AM
Technically you can't OWN thunder. Silly rabbit!

Nay_Than
03-22-2011, 04:03 AM
How many hand symbols are there in wrestling for groups????
Let see The 4 Horsemen originated it.... The Anti- Horsemen groups.....
The Kliq and nWo and the Wolfpack.....
Nation of Domination simple fists in the air!!!!
Now Fortune...... Just waiting to see the next hand gesture to hit the scene!!!!!

You forgot the Main Event Mafia hand symbol. I quite liked that one.

LOVING the stone cold pic btw

mika009
03-23-2011, 08:42 PM
Technically you can't OWN thunder. Silly rabbit!

Figure of speech. C'mon, I'm new here, give me a break.

samoan619
03-23-2011, 09:22 PM
Ah 2 in the pink, 1 in the stink.

LMAO I havent heard that saying in a long time.. Has anyone ever had that friend or co-worker with no tact whatsoever, and say something along those lines, which scares away any woman in ears range?? lol I used to have a friend that used to say 2 in the pink and 1 in the stink whenever anybody he knew was talking to a chick lol, sighs he was such a hater..

mika009
03-23-2011, 11:21 PM
LMAO I havent heard that saying in a long time.. Has anyone ever had that friend or co-worker with no tact whatsoever, and say something along those lines, which scares away any woman in ears range?? lol I used to have a friend that used to say 2 in the pink and 1 in the stink whenever anybody he knew was talking to a chick lol, sighs he was such a hater..

I knew a guy like that. 4 of us were sitting in our break room at work. A lady sales person came in and while she was waiting for my boss to come in my buddy looks at everyone and says "whos up for a gangbang?" The lady looked scared to death. I got up quickly and went back to work.

samoan619
03-24-2011, 12:08 AM
I knew a guy like that. 4 of us were sitting in our break room at work. A lady sales person came in and while she was waiting for my boss to come in my buddy looks at everyone and says "whos up for a gangbang?" The lady looked scared to death. I got up quickly and went back to work.

Im glad im not the only one that had to experience this lol.. Appreciate you sharing..

Lowki
03-24-2011, 10:23 AM
FYI, this hand sign was also used by "murder inc" rappers years back.

http://i235.photobucket.com/albums/ee76/class_9images/nas_gry.jpg Nas using the sign (don't know why as he was never affiliated with the label)
http://www.artistsboombox.com/wp-content/thumbnails/4730.jpg Ja Rule
It's also used by Arizona state Uni

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/2/28/PitchforkHandSignal.svg
Can't get it to show up on here =/

thedag
03-25-2011, 02:30 AM
isnt it also matt hardy's V1 sign?

TheMadThinker
03-25-2011, 03:12 AM
I knew a guy like that. 4 of us were sitting in our break room at work. A lady sales person came in and while she was waiting for my boss to come in my buddy looks at everyone and says "whos up for a gangbang?" The lady looked scared to death. I got up quickly and went back to work.

Yeah, I know some people who are newly unemployed with pending litigation for saying stuff like that in the workplace.

samoan619
03-25-2011, 03:39 AM
Yeah, I know some people who are newly unemployed with pending litigation for saying stuff like that in the workplace.

And its well deserved, they need to learn the gift of tact.. There's a time and place for everything lol especially the workplace smh