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MattElder
03-12-2011, 05:28 PM
Whilst ive been back i've read a few raps from certain peeps so thought it would be cool to lay some down if you ve got something to say. PLease nobody take offense to anything as this is meant to be fun

I sting like a bee,
float like a butterfly
So what if I,
nut a guy stick my boots straight to his eye,
This aint no lie
we speaking the truth,
Turn this shit upside down so we sitting on the roof,
looking up at the floor,
The life we adore seems to be nomore
But it is what it is
no need for hypothesis
no need to conclude
I have arrived
So Fcuk You if you think im rude

Kashdinero
03-12-2011, 05:50 PM
Knew it wouldn't be too long before someone made a thread like this.

Woke up at six thirty, dick dirty
Liz Hurley look alike beside me, tits perky,
She calls my dick Hercy, short for Hercules
Cause Mass always shows his strength when he gets down to the birds and bees.
I asked if she gives head? Found out she gave herpes,
But that don't disturb this male slag, I've got lurgees!
I squash ho's, scoop em from the bed with squeegees
Like pizzas with tomatoes and three cheeses from Luigi's.

Bodom
03-12-2011, 06:48 PM
Did I read that right?

"Nut a guy"? That wouldn't happen to be the same as busti............

MattElder
03-13-2011, 02:23 PM
Did I read that right?

"Nut a guy"? That wouldn't happen to be the same as busti............

to nut a guy is to headbutt him

Bodom
03-13-2011, 02:25 PM
to nut a guy is to headbutt him

Ahhh! Never heard that phrase before. Thanks for clearing that up :)

MattElder
03-13-2011, 02:42 PM
quite well used over here! "stick nut on him" is 1 of my personal favouriyes

Robstar
11-10-2013, 03:49 PM
I might have to find that other thread and merge these two right here
Just in case that what I do round here hasn't been exactly clear
But in case you didn't know why you should worship at my feet
The 3 main things I like to do is merge and ban and delete

I'll find your fucking precious memories and delete it into history
So you can make a thread in NOC that will mean exactly fuck all to me
But you can count on another mod to send you an insincere PM
That's not an "If" but a "when"...;)
Saying, "Don't pay no mind to Robstar, he's a complete and utter tool,"
"He'll soon get bored and wander off, he just likes pissing in the pool,"
"The more you complain and whine and moan, the more you give him what he wants,"
"So we'll just have to suffer in silence and hope one day he fucks right off!"

True story. :cool:

Dennis
11-10-2013, 05:58 PM
Did anyone say they wanted a rap!? :cool:

Yo, Yo!

I'm Dennis, rockin' my E dub N T-shirt
So fly I be feet stuck in dirt
So you want to know what I think about this place we all know and love?
I be thinking that that blog section be pitiful.
Only savior is the terrible news page.
We get it clark, you can copy and paste.

Word Word...

Yea, I'm the man who so famously eats pastries
Dirty Den got a thing or two to say to his brethren
BennyTheBall... you be one bear, Shag
No_1eddiefan consider me your No_1(No_1eddiefan)fan
Just hope you realize that me and Naill, we be the true bromance
You and Zero have to just have to settle for second

Yo! Yo!

Robstar, I hope you don't merge this beat into another thread
Because I write it the jokes almost dead
DRG, I await your novel of a rap
Lets turn this thread around and all that crap

Word, Word!

Now lets give a mention to others who usually wouldn't be named.
Dr. Death, I'd drop a rhyme about you but I don't want you to go all ufc on me bro
The Piper, Where the f- you be bro. One second you be post whoring the next you's gone? Poowah!
MachoManFan, I know you won't read this... but random thanks for actually making the WWE section bearable.
Talking about Bears!?

Yo! Yo!

BearKg, will you finally stop asking who the mother be?
Now that we know... That show will sink faster than firefly
Or the post count of B-mac, where is my fellow pardy boy!?
Yo, Doesn't he know he gives Southernblood purpose!?

The mods be lovin me even though my rhythm be terrible.
Sorry Shaz, I just destroyed your fav. genre
And to the rest of the world, you're welcome.
I pray to whomever no body sigs this shit.

Word, Word!

I be dropping more rhymes in the future.
But for now that be it for the Washingtonian butcher
Slight Rhymes count mother truckers!
Peace out, 12,000th post!

Edit:

Postscript real quick boys and girls...
Bunnies are cuter than kittens
Be jelly, k2... be Jelly!

Robstar
11-10-2013, 06:22 PM
That was SO worth it! :)

Word!

Dennis
11-10-2013, 06:25 PM
That was SO worth it! :)

Word!
haha... I got a chuckle while writing that.

Word! :D

Shaz11
11-10-2013, 07:33 PM
Did anyone say they wanted a rap!? :cool:

Yo, Yo!

I'm Dennis, rockin' my E dub N T-shirt
So fly I be feet stuck in dirt
So you want to know what I think about this place we all know and love?
I be thinking that that blog section be pitiful.
Only savior is the terrible news page.
We get it clark, you can copy and paste.

Word Word...

Yea, I'm the man who so famously eats pastries
Dirty Den got a thing or two to say to his brethren
BennyTheBall... you be one bear, Shag
No_1eddiefan consider me your No_1(No_1eddiefan)fan
Just hope you realize that me and Naill, we be the true bromance
You and Zero have to just have to settle for second

Yo! Yo!

Robstar, I hope you don't merge this beat into another thread
Because I write it the jokes almost dead
DRG, I await your novel of a rap
Lets turn this thread around and all that crap

Word, Word!

Now lets give a mention to others who usually wouldn't be named.
Dr. Death, I'd drop a rhyme about you but I don't want you to go all ufc on me bro
The Piper, Where the f- you be bro. One second you be post whoring the next you's gone? Poowah!
MachoManFan, I know you won't read this... but random thanks for actually making the WWE section bearable.
Talking about Bears!?

Yo! Yo!

BearKg, will you finally stop asking who the mother be?
Now that we know... That show will sink faster than firefly
Or the post count of B-mac, where is my fellow pardy boy!?
Yo, Doesn't he know he gives Southernblood purpose!?

The mods be lovin me even though my rhythm be terrible.
Sorry Shaz, I just destroyed your fav. genre
And to the rest of the world, you're welcome.
I pray to whomever no body sigs this shit.

Word, Word!

I be dropping more rhymes in the future.
But for now that be it for the Washingtonian butcher
Slight Rhymes count mother truckers!
Peace out, 12,000th post!

Edit:

Postscript real quick boys and girls...
Bunnies are cuter than kittens
Be jelly, k2... be Jelly!

Haha I ain't had a laugh like this in a fucking while!

Dennis
11-10-2013, 07:35 PM
Haha I ain't had a laugh like this in a fucking while!
haha, glad you got a laugh from it buddy! :)

K2Jelly
11-11-2013, 04:01 PM
What medicare plan is VHX on that allows him to get new sides on the spot? I have to sign up after seeing Dennis' rap.

Robstar
11-11-2013, 04:11 PM
What medicare plan is VHX on that allows him to get new sides on the spot? I have to sign up after seeing Dennis' rap.

I don't know but that sides thing is more overused than most memes on the net

Dennis
11-11-2013, 04:58 PM
What medicare plan is VHX on that allows him to get new sides on the spot? I have to sign up after seeing Dennis' rap.
hahaha, I don't know... But we should really ask VHX.