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zapphoman
07-23-2011, 03:01 AM
@Kashdinero Welcome back man. Its been awhile.

@WWTNA Mark Did you get my pm? Had a question?

xStraightxEdgexSaviorx
07-23-2011, 03:02 AM
You're up late, Bossman.

BTW... here's an IDEAL PPV Venue.... Wait for it.... THE TOKYO DOME!!!!!!!

Make it happen, Dubs. That would be the perfect place for a Manabu-Ma$$Dinero main event spectacular!!!

Perfect! But don't you think there's a possibility that the unthinkable may happen...Mass...getting.....booed????

Anyway, thanks for the comments guys on the Silva thing. Glad it turned out well! I'm neck deep in Mayhem right now though, so i might now be post-whoring as much as normal over the next several hours.

zapphoman
07-23-2011, 03:02 AM
IC:

The sands of time is dwindling away an only a few grains of sand remain. Somebody's time is almost up. See, there is this guy who has made my life a living hell since the very first day that I entered this company. We both rose from the ground an we kept walking to the beat of our own drums. Waiting, plotting, and putting our plans into action. We have gotten the best of each other time an time again. We even joined a Team of people who believed in the same things that we did. We helped shape them an they helped shape us into what we have become. I believe that it is finally time to close this chapter an make way for something new, exciting, and more challenging to the minds of others. Your days are numbered, Snair.

Freakin awesome TDA.

RomanFlare
07-23-2011, 03:06 AM
Perfect! But don't you think there's a possibility that the unthinkable may happen...Mass...getting.....booed????

Anyway, thanks for the comments guys on the Silva thing. Glad it turned out well! I'm neck deep in Mayhem right now though, so i might now be post-whoring as much as normal over the next several hours.

Good. I need something to do during the next few hours I'm awake.

WWTNA Mark
07-23-2011, 03:09 AM
@Kash I'll make this happen!!! Japanese Avengers vs Ma$$' Masses will be great to have in front of Manabu's homeland! ;)

@TDA Awesome promo man! I'm liking the development of your character. I still have to send you that PM.

@zapphoman I'll check it out right now! :)

xStraightxEdgexSaviorx
07-23-2011, 03:24 AM
Beautiful promo TDA! I love the way your character has grown bruv, can't wait to see that fatal 4 way!

WWTNA Mark
07-23-2011, 03:30 AM
Beautiful promo TDA! I love the way your character has grown bruv, can't wait to see that fatal 4 way!

Agreed! Also SES, I need to PM you something.

Kashdinero
07-23-2011, 04:27 AM
Guys, Manabu would be the biggest babyface in Japan if he were to face Ma$$! But, booed? Man, they respect wrestling, and after the 45+ minute match we would put on, they would be BEGGING for a return match!

But the second following the second that the idea was formed I thought how great it would be for Manabu to go home and recieve a heroes welcome.

Right... I'm reading Warfare... Now

Wait... I'm gonna keep you guys posted along the way.

Starting reading now!

Kashdinero
07-23-2011, 04:29 AM
Lol@Ricky and Stanley.

RomanFlare
07-23-2011, 04:32 AM
Guys, Manabu would be the biggest babyface in Japan if he were to face Ma$$! But, booed? Man, they respect wrestling, and after the 45+ minute match we would put on, they would be BEGGING for a return match!

But the second following the second that the idea was formed I thought how great it would be for Manabu to go home and recieve a heroes welcome.

Right... I'm reading Warfare... Now

Wait... I'm gonna keep you guys posted along the way.

Starting reading now!

I'm RomanFlare, and I approve this post-whoring

1k OR BUST!

Kashdinero
07-23-2011, 04:35 AM
I'm RomanFlare, and I approve this post-whoring

1k OR BUST!

Break from Warfare to bold for truth and say... Ouch! Snair got bottled.

RomanFlare
07-23-2011, 04:39 AM
Break from Warfare to bold for truth and say... Ouch! Snair got bottled.

Dude. Got. BOTTLED!

Kashdinero
07-23-2011, 04:42 AM
Holy $hit! TDA got nicked by the Ol' Bill!

Great opening segment, TDA.

Banter between Stan and Rick is priceless!

Wait!! Eric Bischoff is here!

Ain't he meant to be a Mayhem guy? Where St George to kick this guys arse? What's going on? Stay tuned!

WWTNA Mark
07-23-2011, 04:44 AM
Holy $hit! TDA got nicked by the Ol' Bill!

Great opening segment, TDA.

Banter between Stan and Rick is priceless!

Wait!! Eric Bischoff is here!

Ain't he meant to be a Mayhem guy? Where St George to kick this guys arse? What's going on? Stay tuned!

Yeah, credit to TDA for that segment!

Kashdinero
07-23-2011, 04:51 AM
Eric Bischoff. What a dickhead that is. :)

S&R are working it like old pros.

First match... VKM Vs Who? :)

VKM wins!!! (I knew he would)... Oooh, that sneaky Prophecy just ruined his evening. Will this feud ever end?...

I hope not.

Leggo
07-23-2011, 05:00 AM
]Eric Bischoff. What a dickhead that is. :)
[/B]
S&R are working it like old pros.

First match... VKM Vs Who? :)

VKM wins!!! (I knew he would)... Oooh, that sneaky Prophecy just ruined his evening. Will this feud ever end?...

I hope not.


IC: Don't worry china, that Hampton wick will get what's coming to him soon enough!

OOC: IT'S THE FOOOOOOKIN WEEEEEEKEEENNDD!!!!... not long til beer o'clock!

WWTNA Mark
07-23-2011, 05:02 AM
Leggo, bring back By George! :)

Kashdinero
07-23-2011, 05:03 AM
Yeah, credit to TDA for that segment!

It was a good ol' fashioned bar room brawl!

And Snair got BOTTLED

*

'bu's 'mo was 'ucking SICK!

Match two is... Randy Orton's finisher from Cali Vs The guy whose quote our founder has as his sig.

Sin Cara made Stevo FLIP! Our very own Barry Horowitz ain't having a bar of it! Go Steve!!

Kashdinero
07-23-2011, 05:06 AM
Lu... Malcolm Cage Vs RKO916 on Showdown! Can't wait!

Leggo
07-23-2011, 05:07 AM
Leggo, bring back By George! :)

I have one in the works mate. Ive had it for nearly two weeks now but just haven't had the time to finish it. I will soon though. You're up late Dubs!

K-Jammin
07-23-2011, 05:19 AM
IC: Ticket for Mayhem has just arrived, can't wait to see some old "pals". Mass, see you tonight bruv!

zapphoman
07-23-2011, 05:25 AM
@Kashdinero its been awesome reading your comments about Warfare.

@WWTNA Mark Just got done with the promo. Sent it to the JBW account.

Now I would try to post whore with you all but I'm working on four hours sleep sooooo....

IC: THE ALPHA DOG IS GOING TO DOMINATE THE BED!!

OOC:lol

Kashdinero
07-23-2011, 05:34 AM
@Kashdinero its been awesome reading your comments about Warfare.

@WWTNA Mark Just got done with the promo. Sent it to the JBW account.

Now I would try to post whore with you all but I'm working on four hours sleep sooooo....

IC: THE ALPHA DOG IS GOING TO DOMINATE THE BED!!

OOC:lol

IC: K-Jam, ya' little Pu$$y boy, I'll see you there.

OOC: Just read your interview Zaph and all I can say is... GTADX for the win. What win (turns to Zaphoman) ANY FUCKING WIN! WOOO (gets back to reading mayhem)

PS: I can't wait for the next instalment of By George. Hurry the cuck up, Leggs!

K-Jammin
07-23-2011, 05:45 AM
IC: K-Jam, ya' little Pu$$y boy, I'll see you there.

OOC: Just read your interview Zaph and all I can say is... GTAGX for the win. What win (turns to Zaphoman) ANY FUCKING WIN! WOOO (gets back to reading mayhem)

PS: I can't wait for the next instalment of By George. Hurry the cuck up, Leggs!

IC: Ohh i see what you did there, you replaced the S's with "$" because it looks cooler right. . have a sticker for being a smart little boy

HeelTurn
07-23-2011, 05:56 AM
K-Jam at Mayhem tonight? Business has just picked up

K-Jammin
07-23-2011, 05:57 AM
K-Jam at Mayhem tonight? Business has just picked up

It certainly has my friend

Kashdinero
07-23-2011, 06:20 AM
The Prophecy beat the new and exciting prospect Justice in a nice clash of styles, but it was the after match shenanigans between TP and VKM that told the real story. IF there was a title change, it would be interesting to see if one of these guys won Snair's belt.

Shady business between Snair, Tad and EB... Very shady indeed.


IT'S HOLY f'n JOSE!!!

Great little promo, but shame on you for letting Markus get the better of you. Don't worry, Bruv, I'm sure you'll still be wearing gold on Monday.

Side Note: When did this Jurgen arrive on the scene? Shame on me if it was ages ago and he's been on the scene week in week out ever since.

Zeus Apollo's JTMO looks like it could be a riot.

TJ Rage picked up another win, and it was nice to hear about some of his of his background in Europe... Who's next for TJ Rage!?!?

Avidco... Ma$$ is rooting for ya' Amigo!!! Ole!!

tnawhat
07-23-2011, 06:47 AM
The Prophecy beat the new and exciting prospect Justice in a nice clash of styles, but it was the after match shenanigans between TP and VKM that told the real story. IF there was a title change, it would be interesting to see if one of these guys won Snair's belt.

Shady business between Snair, Tad and EB... Very shady indeed.


IT'S HOLY f'n JOSE!!!

Great little promo, but shame on you for letting Markus get the better of you. Don't worry, Bruv, I'm sure you'll still be wearing gold on Monday.

Side Note: When did this Jurgen arrive on the scene? Shame on me if it was ages ago and he's been on the scene week in week out ever since.

Zeus Apollo's JTMO looks like it could be a riot.

TJ Rage picked up another win, and it was nice to hear about some of his of his background in Europe... Who's next for TJ Rage!?!?

Avidco... Ma$$ is rooting for ya' Amigo!!! Ole!!

ooc: lol

ic: avidico deseos a usted y al resto del v3 y en su lucha con el ojo si alguna vez necesita ayuda, sólo llame Flaming Star

Kashdinero
07-23-2011, 07:32 AM
IC: Ohh i see what you did there, you replaced the S's with "$" because it looks cooler right. . have a sticker for being a smart little boy

MD: Don't be hating on my style, ya' $weaty, $tupid, $unuva$lag!

KD: Oh Em Gizzle! JizzleMan is in the HIZZOUSE!!

So, Snair dominates broc even though he got bottled! The Age of Sinnocence is still running wild!!!!

And Jay-to-the-Mizan picked up a victory like I knew he would, and... YAY! A Ma$$Dinero shout out! Can't wait for that Jman-RamJam match. Watch out for The Ice Cream Man, though Bruva!!

Well, the main event turned into a farce. Snair, Eric and Tad made sure of that.

But, 'bu-'bu (or should that be Mr Nanahara?) as GM is an interesting turn of event to say the least. Nice acceptance speech from the JA, and he was his ever humble self as always.

All in all, Dubs, buddy, that was one Hell of a go home show before the PPV! MoA is gonna be SICK on the Warfare side of things.

Us Mayhem guys have got our work cut out for ourselves!

TheBoogeyMan
07-23-2011, 10:21 AM
Hey guys, Im just wondering if you have room for another guy? Im looking to get one of my other characters on the grid. I currently have 3 characters in EWNCW, with 2 more debuting in time. But I have had one character, that seems to get put on the back burner every time I bring mention of him to the forefront.

I have created a character that is a heel and when he cuts his promos, he quotes music lyrics to get his promos across.

Do you guys have room for another creation?

jhorton1215
07-23-2011, 12:25 PM
Dubs, did you read my idea that I sent along with my promo?

K-Jammin
07-23-2011, 01:06 PM
Anyone watching Tyson Fury vs Dereck Chisora tonight?! Fury = Future of Heavyweight Boxing!

Kashdinero
07-23-2011, 02:09 PM
RIP Amy Winehouse. May your addictions haunt you no more.

WWTNA Mark
07-23-2011, 02:14 PM
Dubs, did you read my idea that I sent along with my promo?

Yup. I think that idea could possibly be great for the future! I'll keep this idea in mind!

WWTNA Mark
07-23-2011, 02:15 PM
IC: Ticket for Mayhem has just arrived, can't wait to see some old "pals". Mass, see you tonight bruv!

IC: I have my eye on you K-Jammin!

WWTNA Mark
07-23-2011, 02:16 PM
Hey guys, Im just wondering if you have room for another guy? Im looking to get one of my other characters on the grid. I currently have 3 characters in EWNCW, with 2 more debuting in time. But I have had one character, that seems to get put on the back burner every time I bring mention of him to the forefront.

I have created a character that is a heel and when he cuts his promos, he quotes music lyrics to get his promos across.

Do you guys have room for another creation?

Sure man, no problem! Send me what you have in mind!

WWTNA Mark
07-23-2011, 02:16 PM
RIP Amy Winehouse.

K-Jammin
07-23-2011, 02:17 PM
IC: I have my eye on you K-Jammin!

IC: Oh hi Mr. IDontKnowHowToRunAWrestlingCompany, come say hello tonight yeah?

WWTNA Mark
07-23-2011, 02:21 PM
IC: Oh hi Mr. IDontKnowHowToRunAWrestlingCompany, come say hello tonight yeah?

IC: I'm not going to be in attendance Mr. IFuckedUpAndNowI'mUnemployed but I asked Iron Ape to keep a close eye on you so that you won't do anything shady!

HeelTurn
07-23-2011, 02:22 PM
IC: Oh hi Mr. IDontKnowHowToRunAWrestlingCompany, come say hello tonight yeah?

IC: ECDubs may not know how to run a company, but the guy can take a baseball bat to the head like a pro.

WWTNA Mark
07-23-2011, 02:23 PM
IC: ECDubs may not know how to run a company, but the guy can take a baseball bat to the head like a pro.

IC: Don't piss me off, you got it!?

HeelTurn
07-23-2011, 02:24 PM
IC: Don't piss me off, you got it!?

IC: As you wish, but you will have to change your tune come Sunday when I become your number 1 guy, you got it.

K-Jammin
07-23-2011, 02:24 PM
IC: Don't piss me off, you got it!?

IC: Oh look out, the claws are making an appearance

RomanFlare
07-23-2011, 02:25 PM
Yes, squabble like little children! Dance, my puppets, DANCE! All the way to 1k!

WWTNA Mark
07-23-2011, 02:27 PM
IC: As you wish, but you will have to change your tune come Sunday when I become your number 1 guy, you got it.

IC: Whoa, you are telling me what I WILL do?! Excuse me?!

K-Jammin
07-23-2011, 02:28 PM
IC: Whoa, you are telling me what I WILL do?! Excuse me?!

IC: MEOWWWWWWWW *Strikes with his claw*

WWTNA Mark
07-23-2011, 02:28 PM
IC: Oh look out, the claws are making an appearance

IC: Yeah, the EMPLOYED people are making an appearance.

jhorton1215
07-23-2011, 02:29 PM
Zeus Apollo is now JBW's highest paid wrestler, counting all the money he receives from endorsements.

HeelTurn
07-23-2011, 02:29 PM
IC: Whoa, you are telling me what I WILL do?! Excuse me?!

IC: You may be my boss, but I am your prized superstar, remember that, I am the one carrying Warfare each and every week.

OOC: Did you get my PM by the way lol

Enforcer23
07-23-2011, 02:30 PM
Yes, squabble like little children! Dance, my puppets, DANCE! All the way to 1k!

I fkin LOL'D

WWTNA Mark
07-23-2011, 02:31 PM
Zeus Apollo is now JBW's highest paid wrestler, counting all the money he receives from endorsements.

Haha! Wonders what Zeus is going to do with all of his money in the future! ;)

RomanFlare
07-23-2011, 02:32 PM
Haha! Wonders what Zeus is going to do with all of his money in the future! ;)

Yo dawg, I got that thing you needed from the dude in the trench coat. Where do you want me to drop the cargo?

WWTNA Mark
07-23-2011, 02:33 PM
IC: You may be my boss, but I am your prized superstar, remember that, I am the one carrying Warfare each and every week.

OOC: Did you get my PM by the way lol

IC: This maybe be true but there are others in Warfare that makes Warfare what it is today! You maybe one of JBW's best but you don't carry the show!

OOC: Yup, I did. lol

Kashdinero
07-23-2011, 02:34 PM
IC: All I'm $aying is if The Prophecey and K-Jam don't start showing the bossman the proper respect he deserves, I'm gonna pimp $lap the pair of 'em.

OOC: Off to read Showdown!

WWTNA Mark
07-23-2011, 02:34 PM
Yo dawg, I got that thing you needed from the dude in the trench coat. Where do you want me to drop the cargo?

I'll check the "pockets". ;)

jhorton1215
07-23-2011, 02:36 PM
Haha! Wonders what Zeus is going to do with all of his money in the future! ;)

Right now he just keeps it all in stacks, hidden in a place no would think to look... Though one day he plans to open his own Casino in Vegas.

RomanFlare
07-23-2011, 02:39 PM
IC: All I'm $aying is if The Prophecey and K-Jam don't start showing the bossman the proper respect he deserves, I'm gonna pimp $lap the pair of 'em.

OOC: Off to read Showdown!

It's the mack-dizzle of the showizzles! #1 on Wednesday nights with Men between 14-32, 33-87, and Women of all ages! Take that, South Park!

K-Jammin
07-23-2011, 02:40 PM
IC: All I'm $aying is if The Prophecey and K-Jam don't start showing the bossman the proper respect he deserves, I'm gonna pimp $lap the pair of 'em.

OOC: Off to read Showdown!

IC: Would you like a $poon with that?

WWTNA Mark
07-23-2011, 02:41 PM
Right now he just keeps it all in stacks, hidden in a place no would think to look... Though one day he plans to open his own Casino in Vegas.

Pretty much every person's dream!

BodomInvader
07-23-2011, 02:46 PM
IC: I'm bringing an entire Army and together we will track down this Wackdinero fella!

K-Jammin
07-23-2011, 02:48 PM
IC: I'm bringing an entire Army and together we will track down this Wackdinero fella!

IC: I like you already

Kashdinero
07-23-2011, 02:51 PM
IC: I'm bringing an entire Army and together we will track down this Wackdinero fella!

IC: You can bring the whole sPeCiAl Ed ClAsS and it wouldn't make a blind bit of difference, little boy. Hey Jasmine, it looks like you won't be coming to Mayhem alone, hahahaha!! If you're lucky, they might even let you ride the bus with them.

WWTNA Mark
07-23-2011, 02:52 PM
IC: You can bring the whole sPeCiAl Ed ClAsS and it wouldn't make a blind bit of difference, little boy. Hey Jasmine, it looks like you won't be coming to Mayhem alone, hahahaha!! If you're lucky, they might even let you ride the bus with them.

Hahahaha! Owned!

HeelTurn
07-23-2011, 02:53 PM
IC: You can bring the whole sPeCiAl Ed ClAsS and it wouldn't make a blind bit of difference, little boy. Hey Jasmine, it looks like you won't be coming to Mayhem alone, hahahaha!! If you're lucky, they might even let you ride the bus with them.

IC: you amuse me, maybe not everyone on Mayhem writes with a backwards $. On the flip side, keep your feeble threats to yourself, Id hate to have to upset your dozens of fans.

K-Jammin
07-23-2011, 02:54 PM
IC: You can bring the whole sPeCiAl Ed ClAsS and it wouldn't make a blind bit of difference, little boy. Hey Jasmine, it looks like you won't be coming to Mayhem alone, hahahaha!! If you're lucky, they might even let you ride the bus with them.

IC: I do enjoy a good bus ride to be fair so im happy with that

BodomInvader
07-23-2011, 02:54 PM
IC: You can bring the whole sPeCiAl Ed ClAsS and it wouldn't make a blind bit of difference, little boy. Hey Jasmine, it looks like you won't be coming to Mayhem alone, hahahaha!! If you're lucky, they might even let you ride the bus with them.

I don't know Ed but if he wants in my Army, then the more the merrier. We are going to rip your rapping carcass limb by limb!

Kashdinero
07-23-2011, 02:59 PM
I don't know Ed but if he wants in my Army, then the more the merrier. We are going to rip your rapping carcass limb by limb!

There once was a div named B.I
Who wanted to get all G.I
He got a pat on the head
And whisked off to bed
For stealing gimmicks from E-Y

SilverCena
07-23-2011, 03:02 PM
There once was a div named B.I
Who wanted to get all G.I
He got a pat on the head
And whisked off to bed
For stealing gimmicks from E-Y

C'mon Kash, I know you got better stuff than that.

WWTNA Mark
07-23-2011, 03:06 PM
There once was a div named B.I
Who wanted to get all G.I
He got a pat on the head
And whisked off to bed
For stealing gimmicks from E-Y

Haha! Ma$$Dinero strikes BodomInVader with a punt!

jhorton1215
07-23-2011, 03:07 PM
Haha! Ma$$Dinero strikes BodomInVader with a punt!

Wicked hang time, broski!

RomanFlare
07-23-2011, 03:08 PM
Ya know, if we didn't have a show thread, we'd be a lot closer to 1k. If we didn't have a roster thread, we'd be there xD

BodomInvader
07-23-2011, 03:09 PM
Haha! Ma$$Dinero strikes BodomInVader with a punt!

I didn't know Mass has a cheerleader.

WWTNA Mark
07-23-2011, 03:10 PM
I didn't know Mass has a cheerleader.

I didn't know JBW had its own troll.

Enforcer23
07-23-2011, 03:12 PM
I didn't know JBW had its own troll.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qdGXFdXyOBw

Enforcer23
07-23-2011, 03:13 PM
sorry i just wanted to post that ahhahahahah

K-Jammin
07-23-2011, 03:13 PM
Play nice boys.

RomanFlare
07-23-2011, 03:14 PM
sorry i just wanted to post that ahhahahahah

You have the right to remained BURRRRRRRRNED! roflmfao

HeelTurn
07-23-2011, 03:15 PM
sorry i just wanted to post that ahhahahahah

The more posts the merrier, 1000 pages were coming for you n......

BodomInvader
07-23-2011, 03:19 PM
I didn't know JBW had its own troll.

If you would hire me then I wouldn't be trolling.

WWTNA Mark
07-23-2011, 03:20 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qdGXFdXyOBw

Haha! Kelso! ;)

WWTNA Mark
07-23-2011, 03:27 PM
If you would hire me then I wouldn't be trolling.

Which is why I won't hire you.

WWTNA Mark
07-23-2011, 03:29 PM
The more posts the merrier, 1000 pages were coming for you n......

Haha! We are getting there, a little more postwhoring and we will hit 1000!!!

BodomInvader
07-23-2011, 03:31 PM
Which is why I won't hire you.

But Massdinero wants to battle me.

RomanFlare
07-23-2011, 03:33 PM
But Massdinero wants to battle me.

Ma$$ would fight a mailbox if it got him on a PPV! He's just angry he doesn't have a match anymore! Hahahahahahaha!

HeelTurn
07-23-2011, 03:35 PM
Warfare star The Prophecy was in his home town in England this past week at an autograph signing, here is a photo from the event


http://depts.washington.edu/kexp/blog/wp-content/uploads/2007/04/coachella%20crowd.jpg

WWTNA Mark
07-23-2011, 03:35 PM
Ma$$ would fight a mailbox if it got him on a PPV! He's just angry he doesn't have a match anymore! Hahahahahahaha!

Mailbox>BodomInvader

WWTNA Mark
07-23-2011, 03:36 PM
Warfare star The Prophecy was in his home town in England this past week at an autograph signing, here is a photo from the event


http://depts.washington.edu/kexp/blog/wp-content/uploads/2007/04/coachella%20crowd.jpg

Whoa, The Prophecy fans are bigger then I thought!

HeelTurn
07-23-2011, 03:37 PM
World champion Snair was also at a signing in the south of England, here is a photo from that event


http://www.strummernews.com/rdvid29.jpg

WWTNA Mark
07-23-2011, 03:39 PM
World champion Snair was also at a signing in the south of England, here is a photo from that event


http://www.strummernews.com/rdvid29.jpg

Hahaha! No Snair and FSA marks!? Whoa! ;)

Leggo
07-23-2011, 03:46 PM
But Massdinero wants to battle me.

At what? Thumb sucking?!

HeelTurn
07-23-2011, 03:47 PM
At what? Thumb sucking?!

Nah Pokemon cards

jhorton1215
07-23-2011, 03:47 PM
Post whoring at it's finest ... <_<

xStraightxEdgexSaviorx
07-23-2011, 03:51 PM
Wow. Computer troubles suck the big one. Every Saturday seemingly too. Well, at least the last two. Anyway, Mayhem is on the way guys! And seemingly so is 1000 pages!

RomanFlare
07-23-2011, 04:09 PM
It's been 17 minutes since last post!

DON'T DIE ON ME! *gives thread CPR*

Enforcer23
07-23-2011, 04:10 PM
ohh congrats roman 1,300 posts

Enforcer23
07-23-2011, 04:10 PM
Mayhem..Mayhem..Mayhem..

RomanFlare
07-23-2011, 04:10 PM
ohh congrats roman 1,300 posts

Time to pop the bubbly!

WWTNA Mark
07-23-2011, 04:12 PM
Congrats Roman! You postwhore! :p

By the way SES, check out RomanFlare's "secret place" and he'll show you the way. If you have no idea what i'm talking about, i'll PM you. :D

RomanFlare
07-23-2011, 04:13 PM
Congrats Roman! You postwhore! :p

By the way SES, check out RomanFlare's "secret place" and he'll show you the way. If you have no idea what i'm talking about, i'll PM you. :D

Just... the way you said it is gonna make people think I'm showing the writers my dick to get ahead (pardon the pun).

Leggo
07-23-2011, 04:19 PM
Erm guys... Roman's secret place... With his dick... And his... Head????!!!

What do you writers get up to behind the scenes?! Lol

WWTNA Mark
07-23-2011, 04:21 PM
Erm guys... Roman's secret place... With his dick... And his... Head????!!!

What do you writers get up to behind the scenes?! Lol

Hey, that's between SES and Romes! :P

xStraightxEdgexSaviorx
07-23-2011, 04:23 PM
Oh I got you guys. I know about the secret place, and I'll join in on the fun after Mayhem but right now I got some non-stop typing to do.

WWTNA Mark
07-23-2011, 04:24 PM
Oh I got you guys. I know about the secret place, and I'll join in on the fun after Mayhem but right now I got some non-stop typing to do.

Awesome! Lets go Mayhem!!!

RomanFlare
07-23-2011, 04:25 PM
Awesome! Lets go Mayhem!!!

Just ignore the PM I just sent you, WWTNA. It has been rendered unnecessary because of recent events.


This is more fun than anyone knows. I <3 trolling the talent.

Leggo
07-23-2011, 04:29 PM
Just ignore the PM I just sent you, WWTNA. It has been rendered unnecessary because of recent events.


This is more fun than anyone knows. I <3 trolling the talent.

What talent is that then?

WWTNA Mark
07-23-2011, 04:31 PM
Just ignore the PM I just sent you, WWTNA. It has been rendered unnecessary because of recent events.


This is more fun than anyone knows. I <3 trolling the talent.

Will do Romes.

Also, if anybody wants to do it, they can write the JBWScoops for now on or turn it into a JBW talk show.

WWTNA Mark
07-23-2011, 04:32 PM
What talent is that then?

http://th269.photobucket.com/albums/jj49/theirishrover/th_troll_face_sticker-p217985815517000.jpg

Leggo
07-23-2011, 04:45 PM
http://th269.photobucket.com/albums/jj49/theirishrover/th_troll_face_sticker-p217985815517000.jpg

Whats with all the invisible text? and trolling references then?

WWTNA Mark
07-23-2011, 04:46 PM
Whats with all the invisible text? and trolling references then?

I wish I can tell you but I'd ruin the whole plan of something.

PandaMassacre
07-23-2011, 04:49 PM
http://th269.photobucket.com/albums/jj49/theirishrover/th_troll_face_sticker-p217985815517000.jpg

http://i819.photobucket.com/albums/zz119/OasisLiveforever1/STFU_and_GTFO.jpg

Leggo
07-23-2011, 04:50 PM
I wish I can tell you but I'd ruin the whole plan of something.

No worries mate. Just sounds a bit bitchy for us guys on the roster. Not the first time RF had posted White text.

Leggo
07-23-2011, 04:51 PM
No worries mate. Just sounds a bit bitchy for us guys on the roster. Not the first time RF had posted White text.

Lol Panda!....

zapphoman
07-23-2011, 05:50 PM
@SES Can't wait to read Mayhem tonight man.

@heelturn I am among one of those fans, same for the FSA.

@WWTNA Did you get my promo today?

The Brown One
07-23-2011, 05:54 PM
Shit guys nearly 1000 pages! Well done :)

WWTNA Mark
07-23-2011, 06:02 PM
@zapphoman Yup, I did man! Another A promo!

@Brown One Thanks man! JBW is making history! :)

zapphoman
07-23-2011, 06:05 PM
http://i819.photobucket.com/albums/zz119/OasisLiveforever1/STFU_and_GTFO.jpg

lol love that picture.

tnawhat
07-23-2011, 06:29 PM
Right now he just keeps it all in stacks, hidden in a place no would think to look... Though one day he plans to open his own Casino in Vegas.

Under his matress

HeelTurn
07-23-2011, 06:36 PM
>>>>did you know?<<<<

warfare star the prophecy has a special entrance set for monarchy of aggression, it apparently cost near a £1000 to create.

WWTNA Mark
07-23-2011, 06:39 PM
>>>>did you know?<<<<

warfare star the prophecy has a special entrance set for monarchy of aggression, it apparently cost near a £1000 to create.

>>>>did you know?<<<<

That this is coming out of The Prophecy's salary. :p JK

Kashdinero
07-23-2011, 06:39 PM
Just reading me some Showdown.

Jose has been pure class on commentary so far, and The Alpha Dog cut another insanely good promo. MORE ALPHA DOG FOR EVERYONE!!! (gets back to Showdown)

Leggo
07-23-2011, 06:39 PM
>>>>did you know?<<<<

warfare star the prophecy has a special entrance set for monarchy of aggression, it apparently cost near a £1000 to create.

IC: I know china, you're entering the building in del boy's Robin reliant!

OOC: lol mate joke

BodomInvader
07-23-2011, 06:41 PM
At what? Thumb sucking?!

Yes, a thumb sucking match with NO ref!

HeelTurn
07-23-2011, 06:41 PM
>>>>did you know?<<<<

That this is coming out of The Prophecy's salary. :p JK

its mere pocket money my friend lol

@Leggo pmsl mate

zapphoman
07-23-2011, 06:47 PM
Just reading me some Showdown.

Jose has been pure class on commentary so far, and The Alpha Dog cut another insanely good promo. MORE ALPHA DOG FOR EVERYONE!!! (gets back to Showdown)

Appreciate the props bro. Can't wait to see what Ma$$Dinero, St. George, and Psycho Siaki have in store tonight for Mayhem. Up with V3, DOWN WITH THE EYE!!!

Kashdinero
07-23-2011, 06:54 PM
So, B-Smith (I'm not close to him, but I'll call him it anyway) cut a pretty decent promo, but ended getting the life crushed out of him by Ze German Drunk! Ouch!

Lol@Hernandez Lopez thinking he's gonna win the big title around here... Back of the line, pal!

Oh dear... The Silver Bros lost again.

The main event sucked. I bet the fans were booing their lungs out at that finish!


Overall it was a great little show, Roman, I loved the effort put into the commercials this week :)

One more big shout out to HolyJose for sharing his thoughts with us on some of our roster.

tnawhat
07-23-2011, 06:57 PM
Dubs u gt my pm

Silverdust
07-23-2011, 07:10 PM
Oh dear... The Silver Bros lost again.



Did you know that the Silver Bros who have been wrestling for the past few weeks are imposters? Lace and I were kidnapped and stuffed into the trunk of a car until Lace started to get touchy feely with me at which point Silverdust turned into Superdust and broke the lid off the trunk!

No worries, we are back!

xStraightxEdgexSaviorx
07-23-2011, 08:04 PM
Guys it's looking highly doubtful that it's gonna be one of these ultra long shows tonight. 6-7 pages probably, but not ten. That's okay though, it has some seriously awesome promos in it so far and not everyone has sent me their stuff yet. It's gonna be another great show imo.

North Vegas Benny
07-23-2011, 08:05 PM
Did you know that the Silver Bros who have been wrestling for the past few weeks are imposters? Lace and I were kidnapped and stuffed into the trunk of a car until Lace started to get touchy feely with me at which point Silverdust turned into Superdust and broke the lid off the trunk!

No worries, we are back!

yay, the Silver bros. Are back

WWTNA Mark
07-23-2011, 08:06 PM
JBW is almost getting there!!!

punkmark
07-23-2011, 08:09 PM
Guys it's looking highly doubtful that it's gonna be one of these ultra long shows tonight. 6-7 pages probably, but not ten. That's okay though, it has some seriously awesome promos in it so far and not everyone has sent me their stuff yet. It's gonna be another great show imo.
pm me if u need anythng

68wPayne
07-23-2011, 08:10 PM
WWTNA I sent you a promo, not sure if I did it right as I'm new to this. Could you please critique it or give me tips. Thanks

xStraightxEdgexSaviorx
07-23-2011, 08:15 PM
pm me if u need anythng

Wow I didn't think you were around. I was just writing up something for truth now. I'll send you it and you can send me back any edits.

Kashdinero
07-23-2011, 08:16 PM
Did you know that the Silver Bros who have been wrestling for the past few weeks are imposters? Lace and I were kidnapped and stuffed into the trunk of a car until Lace started to get touchy feely with me at which point Silverdust turned into Superdust and broke the lid off the trunk!

No worries, we are back!

May I speak for the entire roster and say welcome the cuck back!

xStraightxEdgexSaviorx
07-23-2011, 08:24 PM
pm me if u need anythng

Sent you the PM. :)

WWTNA Mark
07-23-2011, 08:38 PM
WWTNA I sent you a promo, not sure if I did it right as I'm new to this. Could you please critique it or give me tips. Thanks

Read it, it sounds pretty good. Nothing wrong with it. ;)

RomanFlare
07-23-2011, 08:38 PM
Did I get insulted earlier?

Yeah, I use white text once in awhile just to be awesome.

WWTNA Mark
07-23-2011, 08:40 PM
Did I get insulted earlier?

Yeah, I use white text once in awhile just to be awesome.

Somebody insulted you here? Who?

RomanFlare
07-23-2011, 08:44 PM
Somebody insulted you here? Who?

I'm too lazy to go back through the pages that sprotted in my abscence. It probably wasn't a big deal, maybe a back-handed compliment.

HolyJose2391
07-23-2011, 09:13 PM
Damn I just read like 20 pages haha just got back from being in Baltimore for a few hours and thanks to Kash for the compliments on Showdown :) now off to read that PM in my inbox and woo post 9890 :)

xStraightxEdgexSaviorx
07-23-2011, 09:20 PM
Just 109 more comments until 1000 pages!

RomanFlare
07-23-2011, 09:22 PM
Just 109 more comments until 1000 pages!

I'm sure the post-Mayhem, Pre-MoA buzz should do it!

Go, JBW, Go!

J-B-W! J-B-W! J-B-W!

xStraightxEdgexSaviorx
07-23-2011, 09:25 PM
I'm sure the post-Mayhem, Pre-MoA buzz should do it!

Go, JBW, Go!

J-B-W! J-B-W! J-B-W!

107 more to go now. I can do this all day lol.

side note: postwhoring ftw!!

RomanFlare
07-23-2011, 09:26 PM
107 more to go now. I can do this all day lol.

side note: postwhoring ftw!!

I'm still not sure why we're called "John Bradshaw Wrestling".

68wPayne
07-23-2011, 09:30 PM
I'm still not sure why we're called "John Bradshaw Wrestling".

Because John Bradshaw helped me realize my inner child was wounded.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Bradshaw_(author)

RomanFlare
07-23-2011, 09:31 PM
Because John Bradshaw helped me realize my inner child was wounded.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Bradshaw_(author)

I meant it as a reference to the Wrestling God, John Bradshaw Layfield, but that is awesome.

HolyJose2391
07-23-2011, 09:32 PM
Jbw jbw jbw!!!!!!

68wPayne
07-23-2011, 09:33 PM
I meant it as a reference to the Wrestling God, John Bradshaw Layfield, but that is awesome.

I try, I genuinely try :)

Pumpkinhead
07-23-2011, 09:37 PM
almost 1000 pages, wow we move fast!!, also RIP Winehouse poor girl... I just saw the news 10 minutes ago

HolyJose2391
07-23-2011, 09:42 PM
9900!!!!!!!

TheDevilsAdvocate
07-23-2011, 09:45 PM
I am simply contributing to the cause.

RomanFlare
07-23-2011, 09:46 PM
I am simply contributing to the cause.

Lol. For the cause!

68wPayne
07-23-2011, 09:48 PM
I am watching League of Extrodinary Gentlemen right now...for the cause

TheDevilsAdvocate
07-23-2011, 09:51 PM
I am going to go an get myself a can of pepsi.... FOR THE CAUSE.

68wPayne
07-23-2011, 09:56 PM
I really wish I had a beer right now but I am out, I need to go to the store...FOR THE CAUSE!

RomanFlare
07-23-2011, 09:56 PM
I'm waiting patiently for Mayhem.... FOR THE CAUSE!

68wPayne
07-23-2011, 09:56 PM
Also I know I am new to JBW and haven't even debuted yet, but I still like contributing...TO THE CAUSE

xStraightxEdgexSaviorx
07-23-2011, 09:56 PM
I am going to go an get myself a can of pepsi.... FOR THE CAUSE.

I started drinking more pepsi lately because of how awesome CM Punk is....for the cause!!

HolyJose2391
07-23-2011, 09:57 PM
Playing guitar and postwhoring...FOR THE MOTHERFUCKING CAUSE!

xStraightxEdgexSaviorx
07-23-2011, 09:58 PM
I'm waiting patiently for Mayhem.... FOR THE CAUSE!

I'm still awaiting for a couple of PM's from some people before I can organize, proofread, and post. It's coming though. I'm more or less done the writing part of the show for myself.

RomanFlare
07-23-2011, 09:59 PM
I'm still awaiting for a couple of PM's from some people before I can organize, proofread, and post. It's coming though. I'm more or less done the writing part of the show for myself.

I'm not in a rush. I'll be up for the next 7-8 hours at least. I just felt like posting.... FOR THE CAUSE!





This that gag done yet, or is it still funny?

68wPayne
07-23-2011, 09:59 PM
I'm still awaiting for a couple of PM's from some people before I can organize, proofread, and post. It's coming though. I'm more or less done the writing part of the show for myself.

I sent my debut PM to WWTNA cause he said I would be on Mayhem, should I send them to you instead? For The Cause

xStraightxEdgexSaviorx
07-23-2011, 10:06 PM
I sent my debut PM to WWTNA cause he said I would be on Mayhem, should I send them to you instead? For The Cause

Hells to the yeah! I got Payne on Mayhem? Awesome! That's a nice surprise because I'd figured you were on Warfare. Great to have you aboard! Mayhem needs a redneck to show these damned city slickers how it's done! Are you a heel? Because I think I could have some fun with you vs. Smithson if you were. Great bio btw.

68wPayne
07-23-2011, 10:08 PM
Hells to the yeah! I got Payne on Mayhem? Awesome! That's a nice surprise because I'd figured you were on Warfare. Great to have you aboard! Mayhem needs a redneck to show these damned city slickers how it's done! Are you a heel? Because I think I could have some fun with you vs. Smithson if you were. Great bio btw.

Dammit, no I apoligize I just rechecked the inbox and I am on Warfare. Guess I was just excited to debut. My bad...eager beaver and whatnot.

xStraightxEdgexSaviorx
07-23-2011, 10:10 PM
Dammit, no I apoligize I just rechecked the inbox and I am on Warfare. Guess I was just excited to debut. My bad...eager beaver and whatnot.

Dammit. that's alright I still have Daniel May, Silva, and a couple other I have to debut lol. I'm listening to Silva's theme now. It's so kickass.

68wPayne
07-23-2011, 10:11 PM
Dammit. that's alright I still have Daniel May, Silva, and a couple other I have to debut lol. I'm listening to Silva's theme now. It's so kickass.

What is the theme?

TheDevilsAdvocate
07-23-2011, 10:11 PM
Dammit, no I apoligize I just rechecked the inbox and I am on Warfare. Guess I was just excited to debut. My bad...eager beaver and whatnot.

Ahhh! Then welcome to the Devil's playground, Payne! I would love to have a story line with you...

....For the.... Cause?

xStraightxEdgexSaviorx
07-23-2011, 10:12 PM
Oh and at least this little mix-up contributed....TO THE CAUSE!

xStraightxEdgexSaviorx
07-23-2011, 10:13 PM
What is the theme?

Wait until he debuts to find out....lol. It's an Eminem song actually...well, kinda.

68wPayne
07-23-2011, 10:13 PM
Ahhh! Then welcome to the Devil's playground, Payne! I would love to have a story line with you...

....For the.... Cause?

Look forward to it, For the cause of course

RomanFlare
07-23-2011, 10:17 PM
I just finished listening to the "Art of Wrestling" podcast by Colt Cabana.... FOR ZACK RYDER!


Woo Woo Woo Kid!

68wPayne
07-23-2011, 10:18 PM
Anyone remember that cereal in the 90's Sprinkle Spangles. I really wish that would come back out, you know, for the cause.

TheDevilsAdvocate
07-23-2011, 10:24 PM
What have I done?!?!?!

68wPayne
07-23-2011, 10:26 PM
What have I done?!?!?!

Not a thing, as steveorton would say i'm just sayin

HolyJose2391
07-23-2011, 10:27 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8sgycukafqQ&ob=av2e
What have I done?!?!?!

Snair
07-23-2011, 10:30 PM
My predictions never go wrong, we'll get 1000 before MOA and my other prediction is me walking out of MOA as still the champ.
P.S: @Heelturn the autograph session was good stuff.

xStraightxEdgexSaviorx
07-23-2011, 10:31 PM
What have I done?!?!?!

You've single-handedly made it plausible that we will reach 1000 pages by the end of the day.

RomanFlare
07-23-2011, 10:34 PM
What have I done?!?!?!

You might have just created JBW's first meme. This will be our "WHAT?"!!!!!!

Snair
07-23-2011, 10:34 PM
You've single-handedly made it plausible that we will reach 1000 pages by the end of the day.

I agree.TDA you've contributed greatly....FOR THE CAUSE

zapphoman
07-23-2011, 10:36 PM
Wow. We are going to get to 1000 pages before MOA no doubt at all. I just woke up from one hell of a nap...FOR THE CAUSE!! Funny stuff guys.

68wPayne
07-23-2011, 10:37 PM
So what is some of you guys' occupation in the real world. For the Cause

RomanFlare
07-23-2011, 10:38 PM
So what is some of you guys' occupation in the real world. For the Cause

I'm actually still in college, but I film a local baseball team during the summer. It's a college summer league.

HolyJose2391
07-23-2011, 10:38 PM
So what is some of you guys' occupation in the real world. For the Cause

Student and part time bank teller

68wPayne
07-23-2011, 10:39 PM
Myself, I am a delivery boy and nursing student

xStraightxEdgexSaviorx
07-23-2011, 10:41 PM
I am a writer for JBW....and a house painter.

WWTNA Mark
07-23-2011, 10:42 PM
I'm a writer for JBW...... And a college student.

ihearvoices
07-23-2011, 10:43 PM
Indie Wrestler/Wrestler in Training but to put food on the table for myself im a dish washer at my local food store Worst job ever take it from me, it pays crappy and they over work you

Snair
07-23-2011, 10:44 PM
I'm an engineering student and a part time JBW wrestler.

RomanFlare
07-23-2011, 10:45 PM
I'm an engineering student and a part time JBW wrestler.


I'm a writer for JBW...... And a college student.


I am a writer for JBW....and a house painter.

Hi, my name is Rome, and I'm addicted to caffeine... I mean E-Feds.

WWTNA Mark
07-23-2011, 10:47 PM
Hi, my name is Rome, and I'm addicted to caffeine... I mean E-Feds.

At least your honest. :p

xStraightxEdgexSaviorx
07-23-2011, 10:48 PM
Anyway guys, after Mayhem I'm gonna tell another one of my world famous stories, just to get this 1000 pages on a bit quicker. It's the worst thing that's ever happened to me and is very very very graphic. Lol. You guys might just get a little insight into why I'm such a good writer for Psychopaths.

Snair
07-23-2011, 10:49 PM
When will be Mayhem posted?

HolyJose2391
07-23-2011, 10:50 PM
Anyway guys, after Mayhem I'm gonna tell another one of my world famous stories, just to get this 1000 pages on a bit quicker. It's the worst thing that's ever happened to me and is very very very graphic. Lol. You guys might just get a little insight into why I'm such a good writer for Psychopaths.

My excitement has now doubled :D

68wPayne
07-23-2011, 10:51 PM
782

Made this but had to save it to my computer to load it. But still.

HolyJose2391
07-23-2011, 10:52 PM
So I'm reading "Cheating Life, Stealing Death: the Eddie Guerrero Story" has had me in tears many times already and I'm only in 1996!

xStraightxEdgexSaviorx
07-23-2011, 10:52 PM
When will be Mayhem posted?

As soon as i get everything I need and write up the main event. I'm writing the main event now though so it's really just a waiting game.

TheDevilsAdvocate
07-23-2011, 10:52 PM
Anyway guys, after Mayhem I'm gonna tell another one of my world famous stories, just to get this 1000 pages on a bit quicker. It's the worst thing that's ever happened to me and is very very very graphic. Lol. You guys might just get a little insight into why I'm such a good writer for Psychopaths.

Did you see your dad naked? That would be an eye twitcher for sure.

zapphoman
07-23-2011, 10:52 PM
Anyway guys, after Mayhem I'm gonna tell another one of my world famous stories, just to get this 1000 pages on a bit quicker. It's the worst thing that's ever happened to me and is very very very graphic. Lol. You guys might just get a little insight into why I'm such a good writer for Psychopaths.

Awesome. I work at CitiTrends where they don't work me nearly enough which gives me more time to be on here. I'm going to have to start looking for another job soon.

xStraightxEdgexSaviorx
07-23-2011, 10:53 PM
782

Made this but had to save it to my computer to load it. But still.


You...are...a...legend.

Snair
07-23-2011, 10:53 PM
782

Made this but had to save it to my computer to load it. But still.

You've made TDA proud.

zapphoman
07-23-2011, 10:54 PM
782

Made this but had to save it to my computer to load it. But still.

That is pretty tight man.

68wPayne
07-23-2011, 10:56 PM
So I'm reading "Cheating Life, Stealing Death: the Eddie Guerrero Story" has had me in tears many times already and I'm only in 1996!

Never read the book but I used to have the DVD of it, it is a great tale

68wPayne
07-23-2011, 10:57 PM
aww, you guys, i do declare y'all gonna get me all flustered

http://officialpsds.com/images/thumbs/Spongebob-Blushing-psd8789.png

HolyJose2391
07-23-2011, 11:01 PM
Never read the book but I used to have the DVD of it, it is a great tale

So far it's great I'll watch the DVD later

68wPayne
07-23-2011, 11:04 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2R-2Hi9j4yM&feature=related

IRON HORSE!!! For the cause of course

RomanFlare
07-23-2011, 11:06 PM
IRON HORSE!!! For the cause of course

Yo dawg, Imma let you finish, but Motorhead made the best cover of that song of all time!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kKNLApfJNe4

68wPayne
07-23-2011, 11:08 PM
Yo dawg, Imma let you finish, but Motorhead made the best cover of that song of all time!


I Dunno, Apocalyptica's is pretty bad ass considering that it's a cello group
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0tN6_1dJveM

WWTNA Mark
07-23-2011, 11:09 PM
RomanFlare is the official Kanye West of JBW.

68wPayne
07-23-2011, 11:10 PM
RomanFlare is the official Kanye West of JBW.

Does that make me Taylor Swift?

RomanFlare
07-23-2011, 11:11 PM
RomanFlare is the official Kanye West of JBW.

Um... Thanks? Feels more like an insult than a compliment. If I punch someone, does that make me the Chris Brown of JBW?

xStraightxEdgexSaviorx
07-23-2011, 11:12 PM
My story is coming guys, I just hope it gets here before we reach 1000 pages!!

WWTNA Mark
07-23-2011, 11:12 PM
Um... Thanks? Feels more like an insult than a compliment. If I punch someone, does that make me the Chris Brown of JBW?

I was just joking dude..

RomanFlare
07-23-2011, 11:14 PM
I was just joking dude..

Yeah, I know. I just had to defuse it before it became official. Thank Jose that the nickname from last week seems to have disappeared.

68wPayne
07-23-2011, 11:14 PM
Ok, would you rather drink 3 cups of porta-potty liquid OR roll in poison ivy naked and lay there for 2 hours without scratching

WWTNA Mark
07-23-2011, 11:15 PM
Ok, would you rather drink 3 cups of porta-potty liquid OR roll in poison ivy naked and lay there for 2 hours without scratching

I choose the bolded one.

68wPayne
07-23-2011, 11:15 PM
I went into the gas station this morning and asked for five dollars worth of gas. The clerk farted and gave me a receipt.

68wPayne
07-23-2011, 11:16 PM
One day, a family of a mother and two boys, Timmy and Tommy, were riding in their car on the way to church. Timmy leaned over, smacked Tommy across the head, and Tommy yelled out "Ouch you fucking wanker!" later that day in church, the mom went to talk to the priest. she said "Father, my boys just won't stop swearing and I don't know what to do." the priest says "Well, have you tried smacking them?" she said "No, doesn't the church look down on that?" the priest says "Well, yes, but in some cases we'll make an exception." The next day, the two boys come down for breakfast and she asks Tommy what he wants for breakfast. Tommy says "Well, gimme some fucking waffles." The mom backhands Tommy so hard, he flies out of his chair and lands against the door. shocked and terrified by this, Timmy becomes very quiet. his mother asks him what he wants for breakfast, and his reply was "Well you can bet your sweet ass I don't want no fucking waffles!"

HolyJose2391
07-23-2011, 11:19 PM
Yeah, I know. I just had to defuse it before it became official. Thank Jose that the nickname from last week seems to have disappeared.

You're welcomev:)

68wPayne
07-23-2011, 11:21 PM
This beautiful woman one day walks into a doctors office and the doctor is bowled over by how stunningly awesome she is. All his professionallism goes right out the window...

He tells her to take her pants, she does, and he starts rubbing her thighs.

"Do you know what I am doing?" asks the doctor?

"Yes, checking for abnormalities." she replies.

He tells her to take off her shirt and bra, she takes them off. The doctor begins rubbing her breasts and asks, "Do you know what I am doing now?", she replies, "Yes, checking for cancer."

Finally, he tells her to take off her panties, lays her on the table, gets on top of her and starts having sex with her. He says to her, "Do you know what I am doing now?"

She replies, "Yes, getting herpies - thats why I am here!"

Kashdinero
07-23-2011, 11:22 PM
68payne in the house!!!!!

JBW or EWNCW?.... For the cause hahaha!!!

Here's a true story... I'm still typing up my stuff for Mayhem..... FOR THE CAUSE!!!!!!

Snair
07-23-2011, 11:22 PM
Keep up the good work Payne.

WWTNA Mark
07-23-2011, 11:23 PM
68payne in the house!!!!!

Jbw or ewncw?.... For the cause hahaha!!!

Here's a true story... I'm still typing up my stuff for mayhem..... For the cause!!!!!!

jbw ftw!!!!!!

68wPayne
07-23-2011, 11:23 PM
Three guys go to a ski lodge, and there aren't enough rooms, so they have to share a bed. In the middle of the night, the guy on the right wakes up and says, "I had this wild, vivid dream of getting a hand job!" The guy on the left wakes up, and unbelievably, he's had the same dream, too. Then the guy in the middle wakes up and says, "That's funny, I dreamed I was skiing!"

68wPayne
07-23-2011, 11:25 PM
A kindergarten teacher one day is trying to explain to her class the definition of the word "definitely" to them. To make sure the students have a good understanding of the word, she asks them to use it in a sentence. The first student raised his hand and said "The sky is definitely blue". The teacher said, "Well, that isn't entirely correct, because sometimes it's gray and cloudy".

Another student says, "Grass is definitely green." The teacher again replies "If grass doesn't get enough water it turns brown, so that isn't really correct either."

Another student raises his hand and asks the teacher "Do farts have lumps?" The teacher looked at him and said "No...But that isn't really a question you want to ask in class discussion." So the student replies, "Then I definitely shit my pants."

68wPayne
07-23-2011, 11:26 PM
The queen of England was visiting one of Canada's top hospitals, and during her tour of the floors she passed a room where a male patient was masturbating.

"Oh my god!", said the Queen, "That's disgraceful, what is the meaning of this???"

The doctor leading the tour explains, "I'm sorry your ladyship, this man has a very serious condition where the testicles rapidly fill with semen. If he doesn't do that five times a day, they would explode and he would most likely die instantly."

"Oh, I am sorry" said the Queen.

On the next floor they passed a room where a young nurse was giving a patient a blow job.

"Oh my God", said the Queen, "What's happening in there?"

The Doctor replied, "Same problem, better health plan."

68wPayne
07-23-2011, 11:26 PM
A little boy and his grandfather are raking leaves in the yard. The little boy sees an earthworm trying to get back into its hole. He says, "Grandpa, I bet I can put that worm back in that hole." The grandfather replies, "I'll bet you five dollars you can't. It's too wiggly and limp to put back in that little hole."

The little boy runs into the house and comes back out with a can of hair spray. He sprays the worm until it is straight and stiff as a board. The boy then proceeds to put the worm back into the hole. The grandfather hands the little boy five dollars, grabs the hair spray and runs into the house.

Thirty minutes later the grandfather comes back out and hands the boy another five dollars. The little boy says, "Grandpa, you already gave me five dollars." The grandfather replies, "I know. That's from your Grandma."

zapphoman
07-23-2011, 11:27 PM
that's funny payne. JBW JBW!!

68wPayne
07-23-2011, 11:28 PM
A woman posts an ad in the news paper that looks like this...

'Looking for man with these qualifications; won't beat me up; or run away from me and is great in bed.'

She got lots of phone calls replying to her ad but met someone perfect at her door one day. The man she met said, "Hi, I'm Bob. I have no arms so I won't beat you up and no legs so I won't run away."

So the lady says, "What makes you think you are great in bed?"

Bob replies, "I rang the door bell didn't I?"

RomanFlare
07-23-2011, 11:28 PM
A little boy and his grandfather are raking leaves in the yard. The little boy sees an earthworm trying to get back into its hole. He says, "Grandpa, I bet I can put that worm back in that hole." The grandfather replies, "I'll bet you five dollars you can't. It's too wiggly and limp to put back in that little hole."

The little boy runs into the house and comes back out with a can of hair spray. He sprays the worm until it is straight and stiff as a board. The boy then proceeds to put the worm back into the hole. The grandfather hands the little boy five dollars, grabs the hair spray and runs into the house.

Thirty minutes later the grandfather comes back out and hands the boy another five dollars. The little boy says, "Grandpa, you already gave me five dollars." The grandfather replies, "I know. That's from your Grandma."

This one had me on the floor laughing.

68wPayne
07-23-2011, 11:31 PM
A boy is at school and he hears the older kids talking about pussy, and their bitch. The boy confused by this goes to his mother. "Mom", the boy asks, "What's a pussy?"

The mother being startled by this thinks quick and finds the closest dictionary and opens it up to a picture of a cat and says "Son, that is a pussy." the son then asks "What's a bitch?" The mother again thinking quickly opens to a picture of a dog and says "Son, this is a bitch."

The son walks away still confused, and sees his father watching television. The son walks up to his father and says "Dad, what's a pussy?" The father doesn't want to miss the baseball game so he quickly whips out his Penthouse magazine to the centerfold, grabs a marker and draws a circle around the vagina and says "Son, this is a pussy!"

The son, now starting to understand what the older boys are talking about asks "Then, what is a bitch?"

The dad replies, "That's everything outside the circle!"

68wPayne
07-23-2011, 11:32 PM
Two five year old boys are standing at the toilet to pee. One says, "Your thing doesn't have any skin on it!".

"I've been circumcised.", the other replied.

"What's that mean?"

"It means they cut the skin off the end."

"How old were you when it was cut off?"

"My mom said I was two days old."

"Did it hurt?", the kid asked inquiringly.

"You bet it hurt, I didn't walk for a year!"

zapphoman
07-23-2011, 11:34 PM
one more freakin page guys

RomanFlare
07-23-2011, 11:34 PM
Page 999.

Oh holy shit. I feel like the uncle that showed up late in a kid's life who's now at his graduation.

*salutes Dubs* Your baby is all grown up, Sir.

ihearvoices
07-23-2011, 11:35 PM
Quick Question Guys this weekend im going to buy a new PS3 with WWE SvsR 11 i was wonder if it would be ok with you guys if i create all the superstars/talent in JBW and make videos of it on youtube?? let me know cause i be into GM mode i love creating storylines in the games

68wPayne
07-23-2011, 11:35 PM
The FBI is considering three men to be hired. They bring them in to speak with the interviewer separately. The first man comes in and sits down. The interviewer asks him "Do you love your wife?" so he replies "Yes I do, sir." "Do you love your country?" asks the interviewer. "Yes I do, sir.", interviewer continues, "What do you love more, your wife or your country?" he replies "My country, sir." The interviewer looks at the man, "Okay. We brought in your wife. Take this gun and go into the next room and kill her."

The man goes into the room, and all is silent for about 5 minutes. He comes back, with his tie loosened and he is all sweaty. He puts down the gun and leaves. The second guy comes in and sits down. The interviewer asks him the same questions, and the responses are the same. The interviewer gives him a gun, and tells him to go kill his wife. The guy puts the gun down and says "I can't do it..."

The third guy comes in, the same thing happens. The interviewer gives him a gun, and tells him to go kill his wife. The guy goes into the room, and BLAM! BLAM! BLAM! BLAM! BLAM! BLAM! This is followed by a bunch of crashing sounds that end after a few minutes. The guy comes out of the room with his tie loosened, and puts the gun on the table. The interviewer looks at him and says "What happened?!?!", to which the guy replies, "The gun you gave me was filled with blanks so I had to strangle her!"

zapphoman
07-23-2011, 11:36 PM
EWNCW is still only at like 858 i think. and BODOM said this was only going to last 2 weeks.

68wPayne
07-23-2011, 11:36 PM
Two deaf people get married. During the first week of marriage, they find that they are unable to communicate in the bedroom when they turn off the lights because they can't see each other using sign language. After several nights of fumbling around and misunderstandings, the wife decides to find a solution. "Honey," she signs, "Why don't we agree on some simple signals? For instance, at night, if you want to have sex with me, reach over and squeeze my left breast one time. If you don't want to have sex, reach over and squeeze my right breast one time. "The husband thinks this is a great idea and signs back to his wife, "Great idea, Now if you want to have sex with ME, reach over and pull on my penis one time. If you don't want to have sex, reach over and pull on my penis ... fifty times"

WWTNA Mark
07-23-2011, 11:37 PM
Quick Question Guys this weekend im going to buy a new PS3 with WWE SvsR 11 i was wonder if it would be ok with you guys if i create all the superstars/talent in JBW and make videos of it on youtube?? let me know cause i be into GM mode i love creating storylines in the games

That would be a great idea man. Go for it! :)

Side note: JBW is almost getting there!!!

68wPayne
07-23-2011, 11:37 PM
A man and a woman were waiting at the hospital donation center.

Man: "What are you doing here today?"

Woman: "Oh, I'm here to donate some blood. They're going to give me $5 for it."

Man: "Hmm, that's interesting. I'm here to donate sperm, myself. But they pay me $25."

The woman looked thoughtful for a moment and they chatted some more before going their separate ways. A couple months later, the same man and woman meet again in the donation center.

Man: "Oh, hi there! Here to donate blood again?"

Woman: [shaking her head with mouth closed] "Unh unh."

zapphoman
07-23-2011, 11:37 PM
Quick Question Guys this weekend im going to buy a new PS3 with WWE SvsR 11 i was wonder if it would be ok with you guys if i create all the superstars/talent in JBW and make videos of it on youtube?? let me know cause i be into GM mode i love creating storylines in the games

that would be awesome man. you know I have been thinking...wouldn't JBW be an awesome animated show.

68wPayne
07-23-2011, 11:38 PM
One time there was an army camp in India that just received a new commander. During the new commanders first inspection everything checked out except one thing. There was a camel tied to a tree on the edge of the camp. The commander asked what it was for, one of the soldiers who had been stationed there for a while explained to him that the men sometimes get lonely since there where no woman there so they have the camel. The commander just let that go, but after a few weeks he was feeling very lonely so he ordered the men to bring the camel into his tent. The men did, and he went to work on it. After about an hour the commander came out zipped up his pants and said, "So is that how the other men do it?" One of the men responded, "No we usually just use the camel to ride into town."

WWTNA Mark
07-23-2011, 11:39 PM
1000!!!!!!!! Jbw!!!

68wPayne
07-23-2011, 11:40 PM
Lookey there, 1000 pages before Mayhem. For the Cause

zapphoman
07-23-2011, 11:41 PM
Hells yeah!!! 1000 pages!! Jbw!!! Jbw!!! Jbw!!!

ihearvoices
07-23-2011, 11:41 PM
that would be awesome man. you know I have been thinking...wouldn't JBW be an awesome animated show.

I agree



That would be a great idea man. Go for it! :)

Side note: JBW is almost getting there!!!

Thanks Man by the way 1000 We did it!!!!

HolyJose2391
07-23-2011, 11:41 PM
I feel like Dubs should get the 1000th post this is his baby

68wPayne
07-23-2011, 11:43 PM
I feel like Dubs should get the 1000th post this is his baby

Couldn't agree more

ihearvoices
07-23-2011, 11:43 PM
To all the JBW members http://content2.myyearbook.com/zenhex/images/quiz16/76487/res15.jpg

WWTNA Mark
07-23-2011, 11:45 PM
I feel like Dubs should get the 1000th post this is his baby

Thanks man but this is our creation since JBW wouldn't be successful without the posters involved.

WWTNA Mark
07-23-2011, 11:46 PM
1000th post!!!! JBW!!!!!