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The Brown One
03-02-2011, 01:53 AM
Thankyou whoever was involved in JBW, and our readers, for making this thread reach 500 posts! I urge anyone interested to join, and those who like the product to keep "watching" in the future.

Rich Cranium
03-02-2011, 02:06 AM
I am in EWNCW but I am a JBW fan! :)

PandaMassacre
03-02-2011, 02:19 AM
(: Panda has arrived!

Kashdinero
03-02-2011, 04:07 AM
5ft 10 inches tall.

15 stone in weight. Stocky build. Very strong and has a good base of gravity.

From the grimey streets of West London, rises a new face for the masses to embrace as one of their own. His name is.... MassDinero!

This is his back story.

MassDinero was born on the cold, damp floor of his heroin addicted mothers one bedroom flat. Never having met his druggie father, he lived a troubled youth and has gone from one portion of beef to the next his entire life. After being kicked out of his home, for being arrested for the fifth time that month, He moved in with his uncle, who was a former boxer and wrestler turned narcotic dependent alcoholic. MassDinero was given some firm beatings by his uncle, but he soon began to fight back and a mutual respect was earned. His uncle trained him to box and wrestle every day, and before long he became a real hard-case, who took shit from no-one!

MassDinero has always been a creative person but he struggled at school, and found himself very upset and angry. He did however find solace, in writing and performing some of the most hardcore lyrics in the history of underground music in England. Often finding himself in trouble after lyrically embarrassing a local "hero" or two (or more), he often had to use his boxing skills to fight his way through a crowd of thugs. He soon began to earn a bad reputation as a "trouble maker" and has since been banned from performing his much loved lyrics at every club and pub in London. Frustration is a powerful motivator, and Mass has now set his sights on fulfilling his destiny by leaving the world of music, and entering the world of wrestling! He'll settle for nothing less than becoming the World Heavyweight Champion.

The people finally have a Real Hero, someone to be proud of, someone who dragged themselves out of the gutter to go on and make something of themselves, and someone who stood up for himself and declared war on the PUSSIES of JBW!

His in-ring style is a brawler and striker that can also get technical, and has been known to fly, when it's needed.

His promo's are usually "rapped" and, despite being extremely popular, he can be quite arrogant and aggressive.

Signature moves:
The London Bo (roaring elbow).
The Council Kick (Yakuza Kick)
The British Bomb (Dr Bomb)
The Mass Splash (Top rope splash)
The Mass Effect (Shining wizard)

Finishing Move: My Friend Went To London And All I Got Was This Blood Stained T-Shirt! (K.O punch).

Theme song: "She Said" by Plan B.

Weakness: The ladies!

TJHawkesybaby
03-02-2011, 04:12 AM
5ft 10 inches tall.

15 stone in weight. Stocky build. Very strong and has a good base of gravity.

From the grimey streets of West London, rises a new face for the masses to embrace as one of their own. His name is.... MassDinero!

This is his back story.

MassDinero was born on the cold, damp floor of his heroin addicted mothers one bedroom flat. Never having met his druggie father, he lived a troubled youth and has gone from one portion of beef to the next his entire life. After being kicked out of his home, for being arrested for the fifth time that month, He moved in with his uncle, who was a former boxer and wrestler turned narcotic dependent alcoholic. MassDinero was given some firm beatings by his uncle, but he soon began to fight back and a mutual respect was earned. His uncle trained him to box and wrestle every day, and before long he became a real hard-case, who took shit from no-one!

MassDinero has always been a creative person but he struggled at school, and found himself very upset and angry. He did however find solace, in writing and performing some of the most hardcore lyrics in the history of underground music in England. Often finding himself in trouble after lyrically embarrassing a local "hero" or two (or more), he often had to use his boxing skills to fight his way through a crowd of thugs. He soon began to earn a bad reputation as a "trouble maker" and has since been banned from performing his much loved lyrics at every club and pub in London. Frustration is a powerful motivator, and Mass has now set his sights on fulfilling his destiny by leaving the world of music, and entering the world of wrestling! He'll settle for nothing less than becoming the World Heavyweight Champion.

The people finally have a Real Hero, someone to be proud of, someone who dragged themselves out of the gutter to go on and make something of themselves, and someone who stood up for himself and declared war on the PUSSIES of JBW!

His in-ring style is a brawler and striker that can also get technical, and has been known to fly, when it's needed.

His promo's are usually "rapped" and, despite being extremely popular, he can be quite arrogant and aggressive.

Signature moves:
The London Bo (roaring elbow).
The Council Kick (Yakuza Kick)
The British Bomb (Dr Bomb)
The Mass Splash (Top rope splash)
The Mass Effect (Shining wizard)

Finishing Move: My Friend Went To London And All I Got Was This Blood Stained T-Shirt! (K.O punch).

Theme song: "She Said" by Plan B.

Weakness: The ladies!

Kash thats fookin brilliant dude!!!

Is this the unknown darkside of the kashdinero by any chance ;) lol!

Snair
03-02-2011, 04:16 AM
5ft 10 inches tall.

15 stone in weight. Stocky build. Very strong and has a good base of gravity.

From the grimey streets of West London, rises a new face for the masses to embrace as one of their own. His name is.... MassDinero!

This is his back story.

MassDinero was born on the cold, damp floor of his heroin addicted mothers one bedroom flat. Never having met his druggie father, he lived a troubled youth and has gone from one portion of beef to the next his entire life. After being kicked out of his home, for being arrested for the fifth time that month, He moved in with his uncle, who was a former boxer and wrestler turned narcotic dependent alcoholic. MassDinero was given some firm beatings by his uncle, but he soon began to fight back and a mutual respect was earned. His uncle trained him to box and wrestle every day, and before long he became a real hard-case, who took shit from no-one!

MassDinero has always been a creative person but he struggled at school, and found himself very upset and angry. He did however find solace, in writing and performing some of the most hardcore lyrics in the history of underground music in England. Often finding himself in trouble after lyrically embarrassing a local "hero" or two (or more), he often had to use his boxing skills to fight his way through a crowd of thugs. He soon began to earn a bad reputation as a "trouble maker" and has since been banned from performing his much loved lyrics at every club and pub in London. Frustration is a powerful motivator, and Mass has now set his sights on fulfilling his destiny by leaving the world of music, and entering the world of wrestling! He'll settle for nothing less than becoming the World Heavyweight Champion.

The people finally have a Real Hero, someone to be proud of, someone who dragged themselves out of the gutter to go on and make something of themselves, and someone who stood up for himself and declared war on the PUSSIES of JBW!

His in-ring style is a brawler and striker that can also get technical, and has been known to fly, when it's needed.

His promo's are usually "rapped" and, despite being extremely popular, he can be quite arrogant and aggressive.

Signature moves:
The London Bo (roaring elbow).
The Council Kick (Yakuza Kick)
The British Bomb (Dr Bomb)
The Mass Splash (Top rope splash)
The Mass Effect (Shining wizard)

Finishing Move: My Friend Went To London And All I Got Was This Blood Stained T-Shirt! (K.O punch).

Theme song: "She Said" by Plan B.

Weakness: The ladies!

Now thats one hell of a bio!

Kashdinero
03-02-2011, 04:28 AM
Kash thats fookin brilliant dude!!!

Is this the unknown darkside of the kashdinero by any chance ;) lol!

Something like that lol!

The Brown One
03-02-2011, 05:04 AM
5ft 10 inches tall.

15 stone in weight. Stocky build. Very strong and has a good base of gravity.

From the grimey streets of West London, rises a new face for the masses to embrace as one of their own. His name is.... MassDinero!

This is his back story.

MassDinero was born on the cold, damp floor of his heroin addicted mothers one bedroom flat. Never having met his druggie father, he lived a troubled youth and has gone from one portion of beef to the next his entire life. After being kicked out of his home, for being arrested for the fifth time that month, He moved in with his uncle, who was a former boxer and wrestler turned narcotic dependent alcoholic. MassDinero was given some firm beatings by his uncle, but he soon began to fight back and a mutual respect was earned. His uncle trained him to box and wrestle every day, and before long he became a real hard-case, who took shit from no-one!

MassDinero has always been a creative person but he struggled at school, and found himself very upset and angry. He did however find solace, in writing and performing some of the most hardcore lyrics in the history of underground music in England. Often finding himself in trouble after lyrically embarrassing a local "hero" or two (or more), he often had to use his boxing skills to fight his way through a crowd of thugs. He soon began to earn a bad reputation as a "trouble maker" and has since been banned from performing his much loved lyrics at every club and pub in London. Frustration is a powerful motivator, and Mass has now set his sights on fulfilling his destiny by leaving the world of music, and entering the world of wrestling! He'll settle for nothing less than becoming the World Heavyweight Champion.

The people finally have a Real Hero, someone to be proud of, someone who dragged themselves out of the gutter to go on and make something of themselves, and someone who stood up for himself and declared war on the PUSSIES of JBW!

His in-ring style is a brawler and striker that can also get technical, and has been known to fly, when it's needed.

His promo's are usually "rapped" and, despite being extremely popular, he can be quite arrogant and aggressive.

Signature moves:
The London Bo (roaring elbow).
The Council Kick (Yakuza Kick)
The British Bomb (Dr Bomb)
The Mass Splash (Top rope splash)
The Mass Effect (Shining wizard)

Finishing Move: My Friend Went To London And All I Got Was This Blood Stained T-Shirt! (K.O punch).

Theme song: "She Said" by Plan B.

Weakness: The ladies!

Damn good bio dude! BTW..just curious..is the 5ft 10 inches height, and 15 stone weight based on real life?

The Brown One
03-02-2011, 05:06 AM
(: Panda has arrived!

Now we need a women's division! Not divas.

Kashdinero
03-02-2011, 05:11 AM
Damn good bio dude! BTW..just curious..is the 5ft 10 inches height, and 15 stone weight based on real life?

Near enough.

After 500+ posts in this thread, I thought it was time for me to throw something in there, lest I get forgotten!

Stinger187
03-02-2011, 07:28 AM
damn I got knocked the fuck out!

North Vegas Benny
03-02-2011, 09:06 AM
Hey guys I have been seeing you all talking about this JBW and have read a couple pages of it I like it and would like to join so I'm putting in my stats and back story somebody please get back to me and let me know how this goes do you guys write up matches and whole shows cus I havent seen any of that only your guys bios and discussions about the bios.

Ring Name: Mr. SLEEPY Loc or for short just call me The SLEEPER
Height: 5'7" Weight: 165
Billed From: North Las Vegas, NV
Wrestling Style: Luchedore Entrance Song: Metallica-Enter Sandman
Ring Attire: Nike Shoes, Dickies Shorts, White Wife Beater, Skull Mask
Taunts: Hand Raised throwing up L V (like Zack Ryder's L I), Throw up L V while on top ropes before my 450 pin, Right hand at chest throw up L then V and then Elbow Drop.
Signature Moves: LV elbow drop, Dragon Sleeper, Tree of Woe dropkick (like Tommy Dreamer's), After tree of woe dropkick while body is still hanging sit him up on top ropes and then hit a reverse dragonsteiner(always try to pin afterwards but never gets the pin)
Signature Reversal: Reverse a powerbomb to a DDT(real move I used when I backyard wrestled a long long time ago when I was a teenager, but anyway the way I did it was while being powerbombed beep your feet together when opponent lifts you up use your inertia to pull your body all the way up until your almost sitting on the shoulders with both of your legs on one side of the head you will slide down the shoulder while sliding down grab the head in the DDT position and just pull back - I made up this move over 15 years ago and still have not seen any pro wrestler do it if anybody has seen it done please send me the vid).
Signature Match: Table Match
Finishers: In my signature table match 450 splash off turnbuckle onto you on a table outside the ring, in regular matches 450 pin and my main finisher SLEEPYTIME (TKO - pick up in firemans carry throw feet out backwards and drop like an RKO - was also my finisher when i backyard wrestled)


Back Story: Grew up in a neighborhood as far away from the Las Vegas strip as you can get in old Las Vegas better known as North Las Vegas or if your from here North Town. Growing up in a poor neighborhood filled with mostly only blacks and mexicans and myself being half white and half mexican and not speaking spanish I got jumped and beat up by both the blacks and mexicans daily. Until I was about 13 I really didn't have much friends so I got into wrestling, comicbooks, and video games. By 13 I had grown tired of being picked on so all of the white boys, all of the other mixed race kids, and myself we all got together and started our own gang to protect ourselves and each other. By the time I was 15 and was starting high school I had gotten to the status where everybody in the neighborhood knew and respected me. By this time I wanted to join a real gang, the O.G.'s of the neighborhood knew who I was by the reputation I had built for myself for fighting anybody even if there was no way I could win, so they allowed me to be jumped in despite only being half mexican and not speaking spanish. I still always was looked at differently and everybody still called me guerro or the white boy (that took a long time to get used to). By 17 I had dropped out of schooland was moved into one of the neighborhood gang houses and sold drugs. By 2003 when I was 22 I didn't want to be part of a gang anymore because I wanted all my drug money to myself and didn't want to pay the O.G.'s any more taxes so I walked away from the gang. I kept on selling and doing drugs and just being a bad person until just after I turned 26and really looked at myself and was not happy with the way I turned out. I had been in and out of jail since the age of 13 and was bad on meth, acid, and coke. So I turned myself into the police on all my warrents because I knew I would be spending some jail time and I needed the time away to get clean (because you can't do it as big as I was and not get high off your own supply). After I got out of jail I went right away to get my G.E.D. and then enrolled myself into school but dropped out 5 months later. And now I'm here to put my street skills to use in the squared circle.
(all of this is true about myself until the last sentence, I dropped out of culinary school and work as head cook at Denny's, I do still smoke weed because it's an herb not a drug and i still drink alcohol.

samoan619
03-02-2011, 11:28 AM
great episode wwtna... wallyman lost the 4-way and we got a title change.. lookin forward to saturday night mayhem..

thejman93
03-02-2011, 02:28 PM
Gotta say WWTNA, I'm really impressed man.

jhorton1215
03-02-2011, 06:53 PM
http://i155.photobucket.com/albums/s289/JoshHorton/sp-studio1.jpg

Ring Name: Zeus Apollo
Height/Weight: 6'1"/225
Date of Birth: November 1, 1987 (Age 23)
Billed From: Mount Olympus
Wrestling Style: Brawler/Technical/High-Flyer, Similar to Chris Benoit
Entrance Song: "Heaven" - Live
Finisher 1: Bolt of Lighting (Top Rope Leg Drop)
Finisher 2: Rabid Titan (Suplex into a DDT)
Finsiher 3: Gift To The Underworld (Guillotine Chokehold)

Bio: Zeus Apollo (Real Name: Chuck, last name unknown) is an ex-MMA fighter who was banished from the sport for exiting the cage, grabbing an empty beer bottle and smashing his opponent over the head. After that, he still put his opponent in a choke-hold and had to be escorted from the ring. After months of visiting a therapist, he developed the idea that he was the son of Hercules, and new savior of the modern world... Thus, the Zeus Apollo character was born.

samoan619
03-02-2011, 08:16 PM
http://i155.photobucket.com/albums/s289/JoshHorton/sp-studio1.jpg

Ring Name: Zeus Apollo
Height/Weight: 6'1"/225
Date of Birth: November 1, 1987 (Age 23)
Billed From: Mount Olympus
Wrestling Style: Brawler/Technical/High-Flyer, Similar to Chris Benoit
Entrance Song: "Heaven" - Live
Finisher 1: Bolt of Lighting (Top Rope Leg Drop)
Finisher 2: Rabid Titan (Suplex into a DDT)
Finsiher 3: Gift To The Underworld (Guillotine Chokehold)

Bio: Zeus Apollo (Real Name: Chuck, last name unknown) is an ex-MMA fighter who was banished from the sport for exiting the cage, grabbing an empty beer bottle and smashing his opponent over the head. After that, he still put his opponent in a choke-hold and had to be escorted from the ring. After months of visiting a therapist, he developed the idea that he was the son of Hercules, and new savior of the modern world... Thus, the Zeus Apollo character was born.



dope character, very creative backstory, i like the idea that he went nuts in a mma match and now thinks he's the son hercules.. a reminiscent feeling, back to the age of wrestling when wrestlers were like comic heroes..

The Brown One
03-02-2011, 10:51 PM
Near enough.

After 500+ posts in this thread, I thought it was time for me to throw something in there, lest I get forgotten!


Hey guys I have been seeing you all talking about this JBW and have read a couple pages of it I like it and would like to join so I'm putting in my stats and back story somebody please get back to me and let me know how this goes do you guys write up matches and whole shows cus I havent seen any of that only your guys bios and discussions about the bios.

Ring Name: Mr. SLEEPY Loc or for short just call me The SLEEPER
Height: 5'7" Weight: 165
Billed From: North Las Vegas, NV
Wrestling Style: Luchedore Entrance Song: Metallica-Enter Sandman
Ring Attire: Nike Shoes, Dickies Shorts, White Wife Beater, Skull Mask
Taunts: Hand Raised throwing up L V (like Zack Ryder's L I), Throw up L V while on top ropes before my 450 pin, Right hand at chest throw up L then V and then Elbow Drop.
Signature Moves: LV elbow drop, Dragon Sleeper, Tree of Woe dropkick (like Tommy Dreamer's), After tree of woe dropkick while body is still hanging sit him up on top ropes and then hit a reverse dragonsteiner(always try to pin afterwards but never gets the pin)
Signature Reversal: Reverse a powerbomb to a DDT(real move I used when I backyard wrestled a long long time ago when I was a teenager, but anyway the way I did it was while being powerbombed beep your feet together when opponent lifts you up use your inertia to pull your body all the way up until your almost sitting on the shoulders with both of your legs on one side of the head you will slide down the shoulder while sliding down grab the head in the DDT position and just pull back - I made up this move over 15 years ago and still have not seen any pro wrestler do it if anybody has seen it done please send me the vid).
Signature Match: Table Match
Finishers: In my signature table match 450 splash off turnbuckle onto you on a table outside the ring, in regular matches 450 pin and my main finisher SLEEPYTIME (TKO - pick up in firemans carry throw feet out backwards and drop like an RKO - was also my finisher when i backyard wrestled)


Back Story: Grew up in a neighborhood as far away from the Las Vegas strip as you can get in old Las Vegas better known as North Las Vegas or if your from here North Town. Growing up in a poor neighborhood filled with mostly only blacks and mexicans and myself being half white and half mexican and not speaking spanish I got jumped and beat up by both the blacks and mexicans daily. Until I was about 13 I really didn't have much friends so I got into wrestling, comicbooks, and video games. By 13 I had grown tired of being picked on so all of the white boys, all of the other mixed race kids, and myself we all got together and started our own gang to protect ourselves and each other. By the time I was 15 and was starting high school I had gotten to the status where everybody in the neighborhood knew and respected me. By this time I wanted to join a real gang, the O.G.'s of the neighborhood knew who I was by the reputation I had built for myself for fighting anybody even if there was no way I could win, so they allowed me to be jumped in despite only being half mexican and not speaking spanish. I still always was looked at differently and everybody still called me guerro or the white boy (that took a long time to get used to). By 17 I had dropped out of schooland was moved into one of the neighborhood gang houses and sold drugs. By 2003 when I was 22 I didn't want to be part of a gang anymore because I wanted all my drug money to myself and didn't want to pay the O.G.'s any more taxes so I walked away from the gang. I kept on selling and doing drugs and just being a bad person until just after I turned 26and really looked at myself and was not happy with the way I turned out. I had been in and out of jail since the age of 13 and was bad on meth, acid, and coke. So I turned myself into the police on all my warrents because I knew I would be spending some jail time and I needed the time away to get clean (because you can't do it as big as I was and not get high off your own supply). After I got out of jail I went right away to get my G.E.D. and then enrolled myself into school but dropped out 5 months later. And now I'm here to put my street skills to use in the squared circle.
(all of this is true about myself until the last sentence, I dropped out of culinary school and work as head cook at Denny's, I do still smoke weed because it's an herb not a drug and i still drink alcohol.

Great bio, especially the backstory. If you want to read the shows, they are on previous pages. You can also create a pic of your character using this:
http://www.sp-studio.de/

SilverGhost
03-03-2011, 12:07 AM
I've been looking at this thread.....I should give it a shot.

Bodom
03-03-2011, 12:08 AM
Don't you dare SG.

SilverGhost
03-03-2011, 12:17 AM
Don't you dare SG.

Why not? :\

Rich Cranium
03-03-2011, 12:29 AM
Why not? :\

Because Bodom is in the EWNCW so it's like your choosing TNA over WWE!

SilverGhost
03-03-2011, 12:30 AM
Ah. But I parted way from EWNCW :\

Unless someone would revive that again and take it over, I would go back :D

Kashdinero
03-03-2011, 12:37 AM
Ah. But I parted way from EWNCW :\

Unless someone would revive that again and take it over, I would go back :D

I expect to see your bio up within the next few days!

THEKEVINBRAND
03-03-2011, 12:39 AM
Ah. But I parted way from EWNCW :\

Unless someone would revive that again and take it over, I would go back :D

isn't TJ Hawkesybaby the head writer there over at EWNCW

SilverGhost
03-03-2011, 12:43 AM
I expect to see your bio up within the next few days!

My official contract signing hasn't happened! xD


isn't TJ Hawkesybaby the head writer there over at EWNCW

I have no clue :D

Rich Cranium
03-03-2011, 12:45 AM
isn't TJ Hawkesybaby the head writer there over at EWNCW

Yes he is and does a terrific job and actually, although not admitted, seems to inspire WWTNA.

THEKEVINBRAND
03-03-2011, 12:47 AM
My official contract signing hasn't happened! xD



I have no clue :D

i think he does :P


Yes he is and does a terrific job and actually, although not admitted, seems to inspire WWTNA.

well TJ's been promoting the hell outta 3/3/11 for tonight

The Brown One
03-03-2011, 02:05 AM
Ah. But I parted way from EWNCW :\

Unless someone would revive that again and take it over, I would go back :D

We hope to see you in JBW mate :)

samoan619
03-03-2011, 02:08 AM
We hope to see you in JBW mate :)

silver ghost would be a great acquisition for JBW, always great to have a mod on deck..

TheDevilsAdvocate
03-03-2011, 02:55 AM
I've been looking at this thread.....I should give it a shot.

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

The Brown One
03-03-2011, 04:34 AM
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

This isn't a threat/dirty tactic to EWNCW, but your'e free to join JBW anytime you wish :)

VKM
03-03-2011, 09:03 AM
I am proud to be apart of the best wrestling corporation alive! JBW!

Snair
03-03-2011, 09:17 AM
I am proud to be apart of the best wrestling corporation alive! JBW!

My thoughts exactly.

Tai Night
03-03-2011, 10:13 AM
I see JBW is trying is causing some of our own to think about jumping ship.

Rich Cranium
03-03-2011, 11:35 AM
3-3-11 is upon us.

WWTNA Mark
03-03-2011, 03:24 PM
I have a question for you guys, do you think having three matches on each show is good enough or do you think there should be more matches in each show? IDK. I just feel like three matches is good enough but there should be more matches to fit everybody in the show. Give me your opinions guys. :)

WWTNA Mark
03-03-2011, 03:28 PM
Looks like we(JBW) have some heavy hitters ecpecially with Silverghost, Pandamassacre, and North Vegas Benny jumping on board. Just saying. :)

TJHawkesybaby
03-03-2011, 04:07 PM
Looks like we(JBW) have some heavy hitters ecpecially with Silverghost, Pandamassacre, and North Vegas Benny jumping on board. Just saying. :)

You may wanna revise that dude lmao!!!!!

thedag
03-03-2011, 06:38 PM
i like to thank all the EWNCW guys for posting in this thread and helping us get this thread past 500 post in such a short time. more you post the more people will see the thread and join.

SilverGhost
03-03-2011, 06:47 PM
looks like we(jbw) have some heavy hitters ecpecially with silverghost, pandamassacre, and north vegas benny jumping on board. Just saying. :)

swerve!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The Brown One
03-03-2011, 09:35 PM
I see JBW is trying is causing some of our own to think about jumping ship.

I didn't intend to do any such thing mate! I just said that ANYONE from there is free to join JBW if they wish.

WWTNA Mark
03-03-2011, 10:04 PM
http://i1184.photobucket.com/albums/z332/WWTNA/kissing-ass.jpg?t=1299207630
Get a room you guys. :p

WWTNA Mark
03-03-2011, 10:18 PM
EWNCW may have put on a good show tonight but i'll put on an even better one, mark my words.

THEKEVINBRAND
03-03-2011, 10:42 PM
http://i1184.photobucket.com/albums/z332/WWTNA/kissing-ass.jpg?t=1299207630
Get a room you guys. :p

I may be an ass kisser but I'll also be the proud producer of this DVD

http://i1142.photobucket.com/albums/n607/GANLEYBRAND/thefallofjbwdvdcover.jpg?t=1299210102

WWTNA Mark
03-03-2011, 10:49 PM
I may be an ass kisser but I'll also be the proud producer of this DVD

http://i1142.photobucket.com/albums/n607/GANLEYBRAND/thefallofjbwdvdcover.jpg?t=1299210102

You'll probably be selling those DVDs in the truck of your car. Hey, everybody has to make a living! :)

THEKEVINBRAND
03-03-2011, 11:05 PM
You'll probably be selling those DVDs in the truck of your car. Hey, everybody has to make a living! :)

that's what you get for wanting to push me as the Zack Ryder of your company, I leave and sign a contract elsewhere and that is EWNCW

WWTNA Mark
03-03-2011, 11:10 PM
that's what you get for wanting to push me as the Zack Ryder of your company, I leave and sign a contract elsewhere and that is EWNCW

You know what, your right. I should't have wanted to do that even though I said I was gonna push better than Zack Ryder but okay. We will miss you here in JBW... I hope this guy doesn't think i'm for real. Have fun being a jobber against Silverghost ya wanker! :)

Tai Night
03-03-2011, 11:10 PM
I may be an ass kisser but I'll also be the proud producer of this DVD

http://i1142.photobucket.com/albums/n607/GANLEYBRAND/thefallofjbwdvdcover.jpg?t=1299210102


Lmfao. Yep that about sum it up!

WWTNA Mark
03-03-2011, 11:13 PM
Lmfao. Yep that about sum it up!

You need better grammar before trying to joke on someone brah. Just saying. :)

SilverGhost
03-03-2011, 11:16 PM
Good thing I signed with EWNCW. I wouldn't like the Zack Ryder treatment here.

Tai Night
03-03-2011, 11:18 PM
This is what has become of you already. You are now force to jump on any little thing you can get to make fun of me. Smh the second saddest day in JBW history. The first is when it was created.

THEKEVINBRAND
03-03-2011, 11:18 PM
Good thing I signed with EWNCW. I wouldn't like the Zack Ryder treatment here.

He said he was gonna push me better than Zack Ryder? That still makes me look low end of the cards aka jobber...

WWTNA Mark
03-03-2011, 11:19 PM
Good thing I signed with EWNCW. I wouldn't like the Zack Ryder treatment here.

lmfao I never said I was gonna make him a jobber. I just said that I was gonna book him better than Zack Ryder.

WWTNA Mark
03-03-2011, 11:19 PM
He said he was gonna push me better than Zack Ryder? That still makes me look low end of the cards aka jobber...

Guess you never heard of a joke.

SilverGhost
03-03-2011, 11:22 PM
He said he was gonna push me better than Zack Ryder? That still makes me look low end of the cards aka jobber...


lmfao I never said I was gonna make him a jobber. I just said that I was gonna book him better than Zack Ryder.

Work it out dudes xD

But one day....I wanna be resposible for the downfall of JBW!!!!! xD

THEKEVINBRAND
03-03-2011, 11:23 PM
This is what has become of you already. You are now force to jump on any little thing you can get to make fun of me. Smh the second saddest day in JBW history. The first is when it was created.

The best days of EWNCW is when the company was created and when The Future debuted lol jk I love all my EWNCW brothers

THEKEVINBRAND
03-03-2011, 11:24 PM
Work it out dudes xD

But one day....I wanna be resposible for the downfall of JBW!!!!! xD

i'm in on that

WWTNA Mark
03-03-2011, 11:25 PM
Work it out dudes xD

But one day....I wanna be resposible for the downfall of JBW!!!!! xD

ROFL. Thanks for the laughs man! Just saying. :)

WWTNA Mark
03-03-2011, 11:27 PM
This is what has become of you already. You are now force to jump on any little thing you can get to make fun of me. Smh the second saddest day in JBW history. The first is when it was created.

The feeling is mutual. BTW, I recall you being the one to make fun of me first. Practice what you preach.

WWTNA Mark
03-03-2011, 11:29 PM
The best days of EWNCW is when the company was created and when The Future debuted lol jk I love all my EWNCW brothers

Don't know what you and your "brothers" do to make you say that you love them but I don't even want to know. Get a room please.

THEKEVINBRAND
03-03-2011, 11:30 PM
Don't know what you and your "brothers" do to make you say that you love them but I don't even want to know. Get a room please.

at least we dont have wallymen in our company jobbing people out

WWTNA Mark
03-03-2011, 11:36 PM
at least we dont have wallymen in our company jobbing people out

He only had one squash match. Don't know how thats jobbing out the roster. At least he doesn't jump on the bandwagon.

THEKEVINBRAND
03-03-2011, 11:39 PM
He only had one squash match. Don't know how thats jobbing out the roster. At least he doesn't jump on the bandwagon.

I didn't jump i was offered a lucrative offer and i took it

Tai Night
03-03-2011, 11:42 PM
Never the less, the proof is in the Forums. After tonight show was done, you would have to pull out an whole years worth of shows just to live up to the HYPE that was build up for our one show. I do agree that I would love to see the fall of JBW but having someone gunning for our head only make us stronger. So I would like to thank you WWTNA Mark. Because when there is something as Great as EWNCW we need JBW to show our fan what trash look like.

WWTNA Mark
03-03-2011, 11:43 PM
I didn't jump i was offered a lucrative offer and i took it

Actually you did jump out of nowhere to but its all good. JBW is still growing. Have fun in EWNCW! The JBW boys are rooting for ya! ;)

WWTNA Mark
03-03-2011, 11:45 PM
Never the less, the proof is in the Forums. After tonight show was done, you would have to pull out an whole years worth of shows just to live up to the HYPE that was build up for our one show. I do agree that I would love to see the fall of JBW but having someone gunning for our head only make us stronger. So I would like to thank you WWTNA Mark. Because when there is something as Great as EWNCW we need JBW to show our fan what trash look like.

OMG! You hurt my feelings! I'm never going to do the JBW shows again because of you!!! :(

Tai Night
03-03-2011, 11:50 PM
OMG! You hurt my feelings! I'm never going to do the JBW shows again because of you!!! :(

Can't help but laugh

THEKEVINBRAND
03-04-2011, 12:00 AM
Actually you did jump out of nowhere to but its all good. JBW is still growing. Have fun in EWNCW! The JBW boys are rooting for ya! ;)

you realize i slammed you guys in my promo

WWTNA Mark
03-04-2011, 12:02 AM
Two episodes so far. JBW is making good progress. I Have been getting alot of great and creative things for JBW from the JBW crew. I'm excited to make the next Warfare episode 5 days away from the Blood Harvest PPV! The second JBW brand called Mayhem that is this Saturday and I cannot wait. Thanks to the JBW crew for making this an easy and fun thing to do and thanks to the haters who think we are gonna "fall". Just saying. :)

Rich Cranium
03-04-2011, 12:11 AM
Good thing I signed with EWNCW. I wouldn't like the Zack Ryder treatment here.

Woo Woo Woo, you know it!

THEKEVINBRAND
03-04-2011, 12:15 AM
Two episodes so far. JBW is making good progress. I Have been getting alot of great and creative things for JBW from the JBW crew. I'm excited to make the next Warfare episode 5 days away from the Blood Harvest PPV! The second JBW brand called Mayhem that is this Saturday and I cannot wait. Thanks to the JBW crew for making this an easy and fun thing to do and thanks to the haters who think we are gonna "fall". Just saying. :)

I see Blood Harvest and No Guts No Glory are gonna go head to head

WWTNA Mark
03-04-2011, 12:16 AM
I see Blood Harvest and No Guts No Glory are gonna go head to head

When is No Guts No Glory?

THEKEVINBRAND
03-04-2011, 12:25 AM
When is No Guts No Glory?

Sunday March 13th

WWTNA Mark
03-04-2011, 12:26 AM
Sunday March 13th

Funny how my PPV is at the same date as your Guy's PPV........

THEKEVINBRAND
03-04-2011, 12:37 AM
Funny how my PPV is at the same date as your Guy's PPV........

i just told you that we were gonna go head to head with JBW

WWTNA Mark
03-04-2011, 12:40 AM
i just told you that we were gonna go head to head with JBW

Sorry about that. lol Your EWNCW boys better be ready because I got two surprises at Blood Harvest. Just saying....

THEKEVINBRAND
03-04-2011, 12:45 AM
Sorry about that. lol Your EWNCW boys better be ready because I got two surprises at Blood Harvest. Just saying....

okay we'll be scared and start running

WWTNA Mark
03-04-2011, 12:50 AM
http://www.opensecrets.org/news/mystery%20man.jpg http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_vyC0a8vzLKI/SfXQF6IStoI/AAAAAAAAASg/wX_EX01wZ_A/s320/MysteryMan.jpg

Not one but two mystery men that will be revealed come Blood Harvest. Expect
the unexpected......

Snair
03-04-2011, 01:02 AM
NO GUTS NO GLORY really ?? Is this the best you can come up with EWNCW?
Well i could give one better name and it goes something like this:NO NUTS NO GLORY

WWTNA Mark
03-04-2011, 01:04 AM
NO GUTS NO GLORY really ?? Is this the best you can come up with EWNCW?
Well i could give one better name and it goes something like this:NO NUTS NO GLORY

LMFAO!!! Thats what it should've been called IMO! :P

Snair
03-04-2011, 01:08 AM
LMFAO!!! Thats what it should've been called IMO! :P

Nobody trash talks JBW and gets aways with it!

THEKEVINBRAND
03-04-2011, 01:17 AM
well not as bad as Blood Harvest, what are you harvesting? weed?

Snair
03-04-2011, 01:22 AM
well not as bad as Blood Harvest, what are you harvesting? weed?

Still sounds better than Nuts & Glory!

THEKEVINBRAND
03-04-2011, 01:28 AM
Still sounds better than Nuts & Glory!

we're showing glory and not promoting drugs with suliminal messages

PandaMassacre
03-04-2011, 01:29 AM
lollololololololololololololololololololololololol olololololololololololol.

Snair
03-04-2011, 01:31 AM
we're showing glory and not promoting drugs with suliminal messages

Well does that hurt ya ,are you gonna cry now or tell this to Bodom

THEKEVINBRAND
03-04-2011, 01:33 AM
Well does that hurt ya ,are you gonna cry now or tell this to Bodom

im not gonna cry over words now let me go back to my real wrestling while you guys promote justin bieber's wrestling

thedag
03-04-2011, 01:47 AM
again thank you all the EWNCW guys for the post. you're keeping us alive.

Snair
03-04-2011, 01:49 AM
im not gonna cry over words now let me go back to my real wrestling while you guys promote justin bieber's wrestling

Well that may be the case but atleast JBW doesnt hire rookies(kevinbrand) to make sticky with them.

samoan619
03-04-2011, 02:01 AM
im not gonna cry over words now let me go back to my real wrestling while you guys promote justin bieber's wrestling
Promo to the JBW future endeavor:
THEKEVINBRAND, I understand you switched to EWNCW because u were hurt by the so-called Zack Ryder treatment you received... And those hurt feelings bleed out, but an injured man shouldnt be swimming in the waters where the sharks swim.. You see we over here in JBW, follow the laws of nature, where only the best can sit on top of the food chain while the rest are picked off one by one.. And its this darwinistic nature, that feeds the true predators that roam this business... You make jokes of a Justin Bieber promotion, but YOU were the Justin Bieber of this promotion.. And now you can sing and dance your heart away at EWNCW.. So go ahead and use TV promotional time to insult the greatest wrestling promotion ever to touch your computer screen.. You and your fellow wrestlers at your new home, can continue to come to our shows and act like you play us down.. But the reality of it all is that you come here because we are the greatest threat to what EWNCW has built.. And on that very note I leave you THEKEVINBRAND, to soak in the fact that you can go to another promotion, get a continuous push until your pushed off the edge.. Because no matter where you go, you'll never stop being a Bieber in a jungle full of predators.. (Fade To Black)

The Brown One
03-04-2011, 02:23 AM
at least we dont have wallymen in our company jobbing people out

JBW hasn't been around for a very long time..so I don't see how wallyman is jobbing others out already.


Never the less, the proof is in the Forums. After tonight show was done, you would have to pull out an whole years worth of shows just to live up to the HYPE that was build up for our one show. I do agree that I would love to see the fall of JBW but having someone gunning for our head only make us stronger. So I would like to thank you WWTNA Mark. Because when there is something as Great as EWNCW we need JBW to show our fan what trash look like.

Dude..EWNCW has been around 4 months, and JBW has been around for a week. Look at the views, and posts. It looks like we're doing just fine for ourselves.




we're showing glory and not promoting drugs with suliminal messages

Its subliminal.


LMFAO!!! Thats what it should've been called IMO! :P

No point arguing about petty things with EWNCW talent. I'm all for rivalries, and trash talking, but taking shit and arguing for the sake of it is a waste of time. Just my 2 cents.

THEKEVINBRAND
03-04-2011, 02:36 AM
i meant subliminal, my keyboard just didn't co-operate

Kashdinero
03-04-2011, 02:49 AM
The real question is.... Who's next?

The Brown One
03-04-2011, 03:21 AM
The real question is.... Who's next?

I forgot to say..congrats on the big 2000 :D

Kashdinero
03-04-2011, 03:25 AM
I forgot to say..congrats on the big 2000 :D

Cheers bruv! It took a while eh?

The Brown One
03-04-2011, 03:53 AM
Cheers bruv! It took a while eh?

Yeah it did! But you remember that old saying? "Its the journey, not the destination". You spent that time wisely, giving us your knowledge of indy, and other country's wrestling promotions, and MANY, MANY facts.

TheDevilsAdvocate
03-04-2011, 04:50 AM
Cheers bruv! It took a while eh?

Congratulations on reaching 2000 posts Kashdinero! I still can not believe that everybody is passing me so quickly.

Kashdinero
03-04-2011, 06:26 AM
Congratulations on reaching 2000 posts Kashdinero! I still can not believe that everybody is passing me so quickly.


It's because you keep disappearing!

WWTNA Mark
03-04-2011, 07:54 AM
No point arguing about petty things with EWNCW talent. I'm all for rivalries, and trash talking, but taking shit and arguing for the sake of it is a waste of time. Just my 2 cents.

It was just all good in fun. I don't recall arguing with anybody here though.

samoan619
03-04-2011, 08:29 AM
Posted by samoan619 in JBW

Promo to the JBW future endeavor:
THEKEVINBRAND, I understand you switched to EWNCW because u were hurt by the so-called Zack Ryder treatment you received... And those hurt feelings bleed out, but an injured man shouldnt be swimming in the waters where the sharks swim.. You see we over here in JBW, follow the laws of nature, where only the best can sit on top of the food chain while the rest are picked off one by one.. And its this darwinistic nature, that feeds the true predators that roam this business... You make jokes of a Justin Bieber promotion, but YOU were the Justine Bieber of this promotion.. And now you can sing and dance your heart away at EWNCW.. So go ahead and use TV promotional time to insult the greatest wrestling promotion ever to touch your computer screen.. You and your fellow wrestlers at your new home, can continue to come to our shows and act like you play us down.. But the reality of it all is that you come here because we are the greatest threat to what EWNCW has built.. And on that very note I leave you THEKEVINBRAND, to soak in the fact that you can go to another promotion, get a continuous push until your pushed off the edge.. Because no matter where you go, you'll never stop being a Bieber in a jungle full of predators.. (Fade To Black)


THEKEVINBRAND Response:
Whatever dude, you think you insulted me fine take your credit go brag that you insulted me, i chose to leave on my own terms and that's that. I saw that i had potential in EWNCW and that i would love to contribute to a company. My plan from the beginning was to be built like a star, but being compared to Zack Ryder is an insult to any one. But as soon as i saw that WWTNA Mark posting pics and calling me the next ass kisser, I knew my work succeeded and that was to piss off the competition. So debut your new guys if you will, we'll just be here laughing while producing the best show on this thread oh yeah....

so you see, there's a difference between EWNCW and JBW, EWNCW has been producing the best television in four months and the people are loving it and we're expanding every day, but as for your titanic, you've been around for a week and a half and there's already 2 rosters, it shows how easily the captain's gonna burn himself out, and kill the company faster. At this rate, my 'Fall of JBW' DVD is one step closer to going in production.

the next promo to THEKEVINBRAND:
(the screen shows a dark room with sillhouettes around a table, spotlight appears over a face and it is psycho siaki)
THEKEVINBRAND, you speak as if the JBW will fall, I know the history of EWNCW and I know who had a workload that couldnt be handled.. That very man is the creator of EWNCW himself, Splattered-Dreams..
(laughs devilishly, the group in the room also begins to laugh)
What you fail to notice is by the time our brand has reached as many months running as EWNCW has, we will have already surpassed you.. As this whole roster surpassed you in your time here at JBW.. So when you feel ready to come back and hunt amongst the predators in our promotion, just understand what consequences will be at hand when gazelles like yourself come amongst lions..
WE FEAST......
(spotlight disappears off face and then fade to black)

Tommy Thunder
03-04-2011, 08:35 AM
I think it's a good thing that there are 2 companies!! It makes it all the more interesting with both competing for 'ratings' etc.

WWTNA Mark
03-04-2011, 12:31 PM
I think it's a good thing that there are 2 companies!! It makes it all the more interesting with both competing for 'ratings' etc.

Trust me, it will get interesting come Blood Harvest.......

Rich Cranium
03-04-2011, 12:33 PM
The real question is.... Who's next?

Are you Goldberg?

VKM
03-04-2011, 12:53 PM
Does anyone know if it is possible to delete your own thread?

jhorton1215
03-04-2011, 01:08 PM
All these posts that I've been missing... SMH

VKM
03-04-2011, 01:42 PM
I may be an ass kisser but I'll also be the proud producer of this DVD

http://i1142.photobucket.com/albums/n607/GANLEYBRAND/thefallofjbwdvdcover.jpg?t=1299210102

I am in awe at this! Not becuase it looks so real, but the fact that you wasted 10 minutes making something like this. But I'd rather be apart of JBW than EWNCW which is a company that involves this:

http://images.paraorkut.com/img/funnypics/images/g/gay_wrestlers-12230.jpg

Kashdinero
03-04-2011, 04:44 PM
Are you Goldberg?

Are you next?

Rich Cranium
03-04-2011, 05:08 PM
Are you next?

Maybe once they start a cross promotion later down the line which is a great idea! OR a battle of EWNCW vs. JBW!

Kashdinero
03-04-2011, 06:00 PM
Maybe once they start a cross promotion later down the line which is a great idea! OR a battle of EWNCW vs. JBW!

It would be a battle of epic proportions!

The Brown One
03-04-2011, 06:10 PM
Maybe once they start a cross promotion later down the line which is a great idea! OR a battle of EWNCW vs. JBW!

There will probably be a problem if this happens..who will volunteer to take the loss in the matches?

WWTNA Mark
03-04-2011, 06:25 PM
" I think that EWNCW is a cocky company that needs some competition. JBW is here to give them that competition. I know EWNCW has been running four months strong but JBW has time to get better and better. I see that a "former" JBW talent jumped ship because he thought he was going to get poor treatment which was far from the case. JBW welcomes everybody with open arms and like I said on our first show on Warfare, JBW is the place to showcase your talent. We never belittle our talent and always want to improve talent. Its all good as he is in another company and looks to enjoy it there ALOT. EWNCW may think that they hit me with a low blow steeling two former talents of mine but they really just added fuel to the fire. Just for that, JBW will step our game up and take on this so called "monster company". At Blood Harvest, it will be our first PPV and all will change. JBW will get stronger, tougher, and will have some familiar and new talent jumping on board. I will like to end this rivalry between EWNCW and JBW and will like to work on ourselves but when the time is right, war will be knocking on there doors."

The Brown One
03-04-2011, 08:59 PM
" I think that EWNCW is a cocky company that needs some competition. JBW is here to give them that competition. I know EWNCW has been running four months strong but JBW has time to get better and better. I see that a "former" JBW talent jumped ship because he thought he was going to get poor treatment which was far from the case. JBW welcomes everybody with open arms and like I said on our first show on Warfare, JBW is the place to showcase your talent. We never belittle our talent and always want to improve talent. Its all good as he is in another company and looks to enjoy it there ALOT. EWNCW may think that they hit me with a low blow steeling two former talents of mine but they really just added fuel to the fire. Just for that, JBW will step our game up and take on this so called "monster company". At Blood Harvest, it will be our first PPV and all will change. JBW will get stronger, tougher, and will have some familiar and new talent jumping on board. I will like to end this rivalry between EWNCW and JBW and will like to work on ourselves but when the time is right, war will be knocking on there doors."

Very professionally and respectfully done.

WWTNA Mark
03-04-2011, 09:26 PM
you see it doesn't matter if JBW thinks they're better than us, they've started second and they have alot to do before even reaching our level of awesomeness. so it doesn't matter if you call your selves the real deal, but we're the best thing out there. you make us look like we're scared of your two supposed debuts at your ppv...so while we continue our domination and laugh at your company's attempts in success, you will sit there in shame at your grocery store headquarters. sad but true....

"Bitter, bitter, bitter. This is how how all the EWNCW gals act upon. Such bitterness. Just because I didn't promise him World Title shots or more money to his contract, he thinks I was going to make him a jobber. This is an example of why not to go to EWNCW. They don't work for shit. All they do is get things handed to them on a silver pladder. Why else would he jump ship? Because he thought EWNCW was a shortcut for not working hard. The JBW guys work for opportunities, they pay there dues.Funny how he says all of these things now but when I signed him on the roster, he praised the hell out of this company. We may have started second, but we will gain first place and become the #1 fed. Remember that you selfish, arrogant, douche! :p"

WWTNA Mark
03-04-2011, 10:05 PM
"Well, i'm tired of the arguing since most of what he is saying is bullshit. I have no idea that he was even joining EWNCW, neither did he tell me about it. Guy is just making up lies. Never said I was going to turn him into a jobber but I also said that I would't promise him anything until I rate his performance. Guess that was too much work for him. Well enough about that ass kisser, Mayhem is tomorrow night and I can't wait for the debut! Mayhem has phenomenal talent and if you don't believe me, watch it tomorrow!!! :)"

PandaMassacre
03-04-2011, 10:14 PM
"Well, i'm tired of the arguing since most of what he is saying is bullshit. I have no idea that he was even joining EWNCW, neither did he tell me about it. Guy is just making up lies. Never said I was going to turn him into a jobber but I also said that I would't promise him anything until I rate his performance. Guess that was too much work for him. Well enough about that ass kisser, Mayhem is tomorrow night and I can't wait for the debut! Mayhem has phenomenal talent and if you don't believe me, watch it tomorrow!!! :)"


I can not wait, but I am gonna have to! I am looking forward to both shows from here an EWNCW. I have enjoyed reading the efeds so far. I am not really sure where all of this heat came from. They are both equally entertaining. (:

The Brown One
03-04-2011, 10:17 PM
I can not wait, but I am gonna have to! I am looking forward to both shows from here an EWNCW. I have enjoyed reading the efeds so far. I am not really sure where all of this heat came from. They are both equally entertaining. (:

From the war of words beetween THEKEVINBRAND and WWTNA Mark...apparently it came from THEKEVINBRAND thinking that he was only being jobbed out in JBW(whilst its only been around for a week lol)..and WWTNA Mark saying that THEKEVINBRAND is lieng.

Rich Cranium
03-04-2011, 11:00 PM
..and WWTNA Mark saying that THEKEVINBRAND is lieng.

Who is Lieng?

Bodom
03-04-2011, 11:01 PM
Who is Lieng?

Our token Japanese wrestler.

Tai Night
03-04-2011, 11:08 PM
Really we just get things handed to us. Boy how I wish that was true.

WWTNA Mark
03-04-2011, 11:09 PM
Our broken crappanese wrestler who kisses the EWNCW's ass.

Fixed for ya. :P

WWTNA Mark
03-04-2011, 11:10 PM
Really we just get things handed to us. Boy how I wish that was true.

You got handed the belt without even working for it and now THEKEVINBRAND is already in the main event? Wow.

The Brown One
03-04-2011, 11:39 PM
Who is Lieng?

THEKEVINBRAND apparently.. I'm as confused here as the rest of you.

THEKEVINBRAND
03-04-2011, 11:42 PM
THEKEVINBRAND apparently.. I'm as confused here as the rest of you.

i'm not lying here just telling the truth on how WWTNA was to fuck me over

The Brown One
03-04-2011, 11:46 PM
i'm not lying here just telling the truth on how WWTNA was to fuck me over

I don't even know when the first show on JBW started..WWTNA Mark made me the president..and then I was involved in JBW. I'm serious. I didn't even know that you were hired here in the first place, since I started reading this thread a tad late.

THEKEVINBRAND
03-04-2011, 11:54 PM
I don't even know when the first show on JBW started..WWTNA Mark made me the president..and then I was involved in JBW. I'm serious. I didn't even know that you were hired here in the first place, since I started reading this thread a tad late.

i was but i decided to leave because i got offered something else with EWNCW

Snair
03-05-2011, 05:39 AM
Cant wait to see what wwtna has in store for saturday.

WWTNA Mark
03-05-2011, 10:48 AM
Saturday Night Mayhem, the second brand that is debuting tonight! Its going to have jam packed action and will give more talent to shine in there brands.


Scottland vs SilverCena to determine the #1 Contender for the Mayhem TV title.

VKM vs xStraightxEdgexSaviorx in a NO DQ match. These two had a choice of words for one another and it got real bad when xStraightxEdgexSaviorx challenged him into his specialty match where weapons are legal. Is this a good idea on VKM accepting the challenge when his Tag Team Title match is only 8 days away?

The Gold Diggers vs yes_i_am & The_Crippler

President Brown One held a tournament that will determine who will face off at Blood Harvest for the Mayhem World Title. Here is the tournament bracket:

http://i1184.photobucket.com/albums/z332/WWTNA/8-Team-Single-Elimination.gif?t=1299339987

TJHawkesybaby
03-05-2011, 11:09 AM
Saturday Night Mayhem, the second brand that is debuting tonight! Its going to have jam packed action and will give more talent to shine in there brands.


Angry Samoan vs SilverCena to determine the #1 Contender for the Mayhem TV title.

VKM vs xStraightxEdgexSaviorx in a NO DQ match. These two had a choice of words for one another and it got real bad when xStraightxEdgexSaviorx challenged him into his specialty match where weapons are legal. Is this a good idea on VKM accepting the challenge when his Tag Team Title match is only 8 days away?

The Gold Diggers vs yes_i_am & The_Crippler

President Brown One held a tournament that will determine who will face off at Blood Harvest for the Mayhem World Title. Here is the tournament bracket:

http://i1184.photobucket.com/albums/z332/WWTNA/8-Team-Single-Elimination.gif?t=1299339987

Just a quick pointer coz im feeling in a well dickish mood!

This (above) has been done before by a fed not so far away from your home.....


and also another point that Tai Night hasnt even held a fuckin belt in EWNCW since ive booked it and also they ALL had to "work" to get the belts lmao take time to read shit before you slag it off.... seriously dude wtf is wrong with you..... Ive had to bite my tongue soooooo much with the shit youve spouted but damn you are actually insane!!! Ive asked boys to keep off here to stop "causing trouble" lol but you really REALLY need to read the shows Ive posted and then you will realise what sort of "company" we are running over there!!!

Go away.... have a think about what you have done.... then come and apologise....!

WWTNA Mark
03-05-2011, 11:17 AM
Just a quick pointer coz im feeling in a well dickish mood!

This (above) has been done before by a fed not so far away from your home.....


and also another point that Tai Night hasnt even held a fuckin belt in EWNCW since ive booked it and also they ALL had to "work" to get the belts lmao take time to read shit before you slag it off.... seriously dude wtf is wrong with you..... Ive had to bite my tongue soooooo much with the shit youve spouted but damn you are actually insane!!! Ive asked boys to keep off here to stop "causing trouble" lol but you really REALLY need to read the shows Ive posted and then you will realise what sort of "company" we are running over there!!!

Go away.... have a think about what you have done.... then come and apologise....!

I don't recall your "fed" inventing the tournament brackets dickface and I really don't care what your company does at this point.

TJHawkesybaby
03-05-2011, 11:20 AM
I don't recall your "fed" inventing the tournament brackets dickface and I really don't care what your company does at this point.

Seriously is that all you could come back with..... damn I got fuckin burned!!!!

WWTNA Mark
03-05-2011, 11:24 AM
Seriously is that all you could come back with..... damn I got fuckin burned!!!!

It was never my intension to "burn" you. It was to make a point. You can go back to your EWNCW butt buddies now bro.

TJHawkesybaby
03-05-2011, 11:33 AM
It was never my intension to "burn" you. It was to make a point. You can go back to your EWNCW butt buddies now bro.

Never said you did... irony defisioncy have we?

A very intelligent reply dude going for the "butt buddies" line!

Great stuff I hope you put more thought into your shows than you do to insult someone or it'll be easier than I thought...

WWTNA Mark
03-05-2011, 11:38 AM
Never said you did... irony defisioncy have we?

A very intelligent reply dude going for the "butt buddies" line!

Great stuff I hope you put more thought into your shows than you do to insult someone or it'll be easier than I thought...


Seriously is that all you could come back with..... damn I got fuckin burned!!!!

Actually you did. You need to take a chill pill because your taking this way too seriously.

Snair
03-05-2011, 11:41 AM
Actually you did. You need to take a chill pill because your taking this way too seriously.

Yeah, why the heat?

TJHawkesybaby
03-05-2011, 11:42 AM
Actually you did. You need to take a chill pill because your taking this way too seriously.

Did they teach sarcasm where your from???

Oh dear....

Bored now have fun!

WWTNA Mark
03-05-2011, 11:47 AM
Did they teach sarcasm where your from???

Oh dear....

Bored now have fun!

Talk right you fucking idiot. Actually they did teach me sarcasm where i'm from. Next time, put up a sign that says sarcasm or something if you want people to detect sarcasm in your post. :P

WWTNA Mark
03-05-2011, 11:49 AM
Yeah, why the heat?

He is mad that I did a tournament bracket in Mayhem and is saying that I took his idea already when tournament brackets in wrestling has been done like a million times.

TJHawkesybaby
03-05-2011, 11:51 AM
Talk right you fucking idiot. Actually they did teach me sarcasm where i'm from. Next time, put up a sign that says sarcasm or something if you want people to detect sarcasm in your post. :P

Hahahahahahaha!!!

Snair
03-05-2011, 11:57 AM
He is mad that I did a tournament bracket in Mayhem and is saying that I took his idea already when tournament brackets in wrestling has been done like a million times.

Never argue with an idiot, they drag you to their level!

Rich Cranium
03-05-2011, 11:58 AM
Hahahahahahaha!!!

TJ, you are a master of psychology and he is a master of flames so why bother? Please report back to the EWNCW HQ's where we have gold plated toilets!

WWTNA Mark
03-05-2011, 12:07 PM
Never argue with an idiot, they drag you to their level!

Your right. I'll remember that. Atleast he went back to his cardboard box! :)

WWTNA Mark
03-05-2011, 12:15 PM
http://ebrianrose.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/mystman.jpg

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_vyC0a8vzLKI/SfXQF6IStoI/AAAAAAAAASg/wX_EX01wZ_A/s320/MysteryMan.jpg

"A true leader always keeps an element of surprise up his sleeve, which others cannot grasp but which keeps his public excited and breathless."

Blood Harvest March 13th. http://www.dogproductshop.co.uk/smile/evilgrin/evilgrin0023.gif

samoan619
03-05-2011, 02:12 PM
Promo towards the debut of Mayhem:

(We get a shot of Siaki Backstage on the cell phone, he gets off the phone and the backstage reporter approaches Siaki for an interview)
Reporter: Welcome back to JBW Backstage Access!! Today we have one question for Psycho Siaki, and it's all about Saturday
Night Mayhem, what can we expect??

Siaki: What you can expect is to see me reach the pinnacle of this brand.. I am the most ATHLETIC... AGGRESSIVE.... SUPERSTAR, to ever touch the squared circle.. Now is time to show and prove.. Ive been put into this tournament for the greatest glory this brand has to offer.. My eyes are now dead set on the top of the JBW pyramid.. And I will sit with the great pharaohs of the past, as they looked upon Egypt, I will look upon JBW.. Because my reign is destined, for I am the one true predator of this food chain... I hunt for them all and no one, i mean NO ONE, hunts for me..

Reporter: Thank you Mr. Siaki for your time and we are all looking forward to seeing the action tonight on Saturday Night Mayhem..

(Pan Out)

WWTNA Mark
03-05-2011, 04:17 PM
I forgot to mention this but the show starts at 8:00pm.

HeelTurn
03-05-2011, 04:18 PM
What show is The Ego Trip on?

WWTNA Mark
03-05-2011, 04:19 PM
What show is The Ego Trip on?

Tuesday Night Warfare.

HeelTurn
03-05-2011, 04:24 PM
Tuesday Night Warfare.

The flagship show, I like it lol

WWTNA Mark
03-05-2011, 04:31 PM
The flagship show, I like it lol

Unitl the draft comes! lol

The Brown One
03-05-2011, 08:26 PM
Please report back to the EWNCW HQ's where we have gold plated toilets!

Mate I'd hate to sit on one of those! Your ass would be cold the entire time.

Tommy Thunder
03-05-2011, 08:29 PM
Mate I'd hate to sit on one of those! Your ass would be cold the entire time.

How would you know, you don't have any gold toilets here!! :P

Rich Cranium
03-05-2011, 09:49 PM
Mate I'd hate to sit on one of those! Your ass would be cold the entire time.

The toilet seat sanitary covers are pre heated!

WWTNA Mark
03-05-2011, 09:54 PM
http://i1184.photobucket.com/albums/z332/WWTNA/MayhemLogo.png?t=1300498929
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VszGRT9SaIQ
The pyro hits and Mayhem is kicking off with the fans marking out!!!

The camera takes us backstage in Brown One's office and Brown welcomes the fans to Saturday Night Mayhem. He says that this show tonight will be full with jam packed action and excitement. He then says that tonight will be a tournament thats going to determine who faces off for the Mayhem World Heavyweight Title at Blood Harvest on March 13th. He says as of now, lets get the show on the road!

Match 1: Scottland vs SilverCena for the vacent Mayhem TV Title

Scottland
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W6eqsXJSOec
Scottland comes out and isn't getting too much fan appreciation. He is arrogant and thinks he is greatness but there is no denying his intelligence. Will he win the Mayhem TV title? Lets find out...

SilverCena
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kIB6_xLFd9w
SilverCena comes out and the fans give him a solid pop. The fans like his street, hood style and is showing it tonight.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ATGpPCVgdFQ
Scottland is the new Mayhem TV Champion! SilverCena put up a fight but Scottland out-smarted him which cost SilverCena the victory.

xStraightxEdgexSaviorx is backstage as he is in a dark room sitting on the staircase. He says that tonight, VKM is going to step into my comfort zone, a good ol street fight. He says that he has been fighting all his life in the streets of Baltimore. He says that fighting is the only thing he was good at, it made him a man and earned alot of respect in his city. He says the scar he has on his cheek isn't just a knife cut but a symbol of what he been through. He says that he has been through alot of pain and struggle but it helped make him the man he is today. He says that VKM is pretty brave for accepting the match I challenged him into. He says although he showed bravery, he still is asking for a death wish. He says that tonight, the trash talking is over and its time to put your money where your mouth is. He says that for every righteous man listening right now, let my words inspire you! Go out and contribute to our cause, for your eyes and ears have been opened, and you are on the right path. But for all the sinners, all the wicked, heed these words and TREMBLE, as I am coming for you!! The JBW roster has officially been put on notice, and your sins will prove to be deadly.

Match 2: Iron Ape vs IPITS to advance in the Tournament

Iron Ape
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F9gsRBsM4yw
Iron Ape comes to the ring and he is back from his arm injury and is done with interviewing wrestlers, he is ready to compete tonight on Mayhem!

IPITS
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UQmnjyq6u0I
IPITS comes out and the fans are giving him a big pop! IPITS debuted last week on Warfare but he decided to join Mayhem which will allow him to face new talent on Mayhem and also become one step closer to winning the Mayhem World Title!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a6psYjUsWhw
Iron Ape wins! He advances in the tournament. There is no question as to whether or not Iron Ape is rusty in the ring as he just beat the best, IPITS!

Heelturn and VKM are backstage and Heelturn is telling him that he has to win this match without getting injuried because if he doesn't, this could hurt our chances of winning the Tag Team titles. VKM tells him not to worry because he got this match in the bag and is ready to kick some ass right now!

Match 2: VKM vs xStraightxEdgexSaviorx in a Street Fight

VKM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G2nfWKgwR98
VKM comes out to the ring and looks ready to go but stares at all of the weapons laying out in the ring.

xStraightxEdgexSaviorx
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QaevU02zVn0&feature=player_embedded
xStraightxEdgexSaviorx comes to the ring but VKM runs out the ring and the fight gets started!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FHOdrQkN0uo
VKM wins luckily but with help from an unknown man! This unknown man just cost xStraightxEdgexSaviorx the match!! Why would he do such a thing?? Well atleast VKM won this match alright because xStraightxEdgexSaviorx was roughing him up in the match.

Boggeyman is backstage and he says that tonight, he steps in the ring with a fellow Samoan, Pyscho Siaki. He says that Siaki may think he will beat me but his ass got another thing coming. He says that Siaki is nothing more then all hype since he first arrived in JBW. He says that Siaki may be a bread Samoan athlete but i'm a tough son of a bitch.

WWTNA Mark
03-05-2011, 09:55 PM
Match 4: The Goldiggers vs yes_i_am & The_Crippler

The Goldiggers
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UdU5seWQexM
The Golddiggers make there way to the ring and there cockiness make there way to the ring too apparently.

yes_i_am & The Crippler
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V4Z3m5pZj3o
yes_i_am & The_Crippler make there way to the ring.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yDvC9tWYgUg
The Golddiggers win this one. They are showing JBW that they are ready to get some gold around there waists.

We get a shot of Siaki Backstage on the cell phone, he gets off the phone and the backstage reporter approaches Siaki for an interview
Reporter: Welcome back to JBW Backstage Access!! Today we have one question for Psycho Siaki, and it's all about Saturday
Night Mayhem, what can we expect??

Siaki: What you can expect is to see me reach the pinnacle of this brand.. I am the most ATHLETIC... AGGRESSIVE.... SUPERSTAR, to ever touch the squared circle.. Now is time to show and prove.. Ive been put into this tournament for the greatest glory this brand has to offer.. My eyes are now dead set on the top of the JBW pyramid.. And I will sit with the great pharaohs of the past, as they looked upon Egypt, I will look upon JBW.. Because my reign is destined, for I am the one true predator of this food chain... I hunt for them all and no one, i mean NO ONE, hunts for me..

Reporter: Thank you Mr. Siaki for your time and we are all looking forward to seeing the action right now on Saturday Night Mayhem..

Final match: TheBoggeyman vs Psycho Siaki to advance in the tournament

TheBoggeyman
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q9KqlQ8cvRQ
Boggeyman makes him way to the ring and like he said earlier, he wants to win.

Psycho Siaki
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6db6SIlSP2g&feature=player_embedded
Psycho Siaki makes his way to the ring and looks to be in a bad mood. I'm guessing he didn't take Boggeyman's jabs at him too lightly.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eib7jnht8II&feature=related
Pyscho Siaki wins this one! He advances in the tournament!

Pyscho starts to celebrate in the ring and brings him a step closer to becoming the first ever Mayhem Champion. Will he fight his way to the finals? Find out next week..

samoan619
03-05-2011, 10:26 PM
great episode wwtna, i really appreciate being apart of JBW's new brand.. congrats to Iron Ape, The Gold Diggers, VKM, and Scottland on their wins tonight..

WWTNA Mark
03-06-2011, 12:11 AM
great episode wwtna, i really appreciate being apart of JBW's new brand.. congrats to Iron Ape, The Gold Diggers, VKM, and Scottland on their wins tonight..

Thank you man. I like the way the Mayhem and Warfare rosters are looking!

WWTNA Mark
03-06-2011, 12:12 AM
http://i1184.photobucket.com/albums/z332/WWTNA/8-Team-Single-Elimination-1.gif?t=1299388098

SilverCena
03-06-2011, 12:31 AM
Good show dawg, don't know how Scotland got the best of me but its all good! I gots to have me another shot at Scottyboy! I am the MVP of JBW and my street cred is undeniable baby! I got the goods, the body, and my mic skills are dope kid! I'll pm you a rap dat makes Cena's thuganomics wack yo! My time to shine is comin boiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!

WWTNA Mark
03-06-2011, 12:32 AM
http://i1184.photobucket.com/albums/z332/WWTNA/nyc-toilet-pee.jpg?t=1299389188
Looks like IPITS thinks the same way about EWNCW! Just saying. :p

WWTNA Mark
03-06-2011, 12:35 AM
Good show dawg, don't know how Scotland got the best of me but its all good! I gots to have me another shot at Scottyboy! I am the MVP of JBW and my street cred is undeniable baby! I got the goods, the body, and my mic skills are dope kid! I'll pm you a rap dat makes Cena's thuganomics wack yo! My time to shine is comin boiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!

Yo dawg, much respect and I gotz to read that rap ya dig?;)

xStraightxEdgexSaviorx
03-06-2011, 06:06 AM
First off I'd like to say that I LOVE what WWTNA has been doing with JBW. Three awesome shows back to back to back, and each one seems to be getting better as they go along. Secondly, I (as SES) would like to say, that what I'm about to say does not reflect on my true feelings for EWNCW. I greatly admire what you guys are doing over there and I do give my respects. Don't worry WWTNA and TBO, my heart and mind will always be with JBW, but that doesn't mean I still can't respect the competition. Thirdly, I'd also like to apologize in advance for not getting a cooler vid with the actual scene in it. Stills were the best I could get at the moment and I gotta get these thoughts down whilst their still fresh. Enjoy!

*Cuts promo as Samson on EWNCW*


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qbk2GIp9M9I

Something used, or regarded as being used, to represent something else; emblem; symbol. This, for those who are blissfully ignorant, is what you would call a metaphor. You see, I've noticed that there has been a lot of chatter going on in the past couple of days by the representatives of another promotion, and yes, I do recognize that the third of this month was very successful from a business standpoint....however, one small victory does not the war win. In fact, it only serves as to feed an undeserved sense of pride that is to be swiftly taken away in one humiliating moment....*snickers and points at the video* much like our friend here. What you accomplished on 3/3/11 was akin to a bullied reject being awarded the "prom queen" as an inside joke delivered by those more powerful and successful than you. You see, where I'm from, we've already been laughing at you. We've been laughing since you showed your pathetic faces to the world. Alas, the people around me have been blessed with great vision though: we can see right through your pathetic attempts at bragging only because you were the first bully on the block....But like all bullies, your only the big dog until someone bigger and badder comes along to put you in your real place. JBW are the real bullies on the block...but you'll soon come to find that out. There is one big difference between EWNCW and Carrie though: EWNCW doesn't have the power to put the bullies down after being humiliated. You have no special abilities to exact revenge on us. At the end of the day, you just walk away beaten...bloodied...embarrassed. You go home to your miserable lives with your disgraceful excuses of families and you sulk in your humiliation after what had transpired. You go back to being the bullied reject that you truly are, and you live out the rest of your meager existence in shame.

Now that THAT is out of the way...I don't know who attacked me tonight. I don't know why he wishes interfere in MY business, but I will soon find out. I've made a lot of enemies in my day, it could be any number of people. The evil men of this world don't just go away after defeat. They tend to linger on and irritate until the day you die, eagerly awaiting for the inopportune moment to rear their ugly heads. Yes, my unknown assailant, you, like all the rest of you wicked men of this world, are like a herpie in an otherwise clean embodiment. I don't know who you are, or what you want, but I'll find you, and if you think you've hurt me tonight then you have NO IDEA what's in store for you!! You have no idea what pain is!!! NOT...yet anyway. Oh yes, and VKM, I think you got the message loud and clear. You may have gotten the "victory" over me tonight, but who ended up being worse for wear? While your busy getting stitched up I'm working on a way to do what I do best: getting revenge on a wicked man who clearly has a death wish. Goodbye for now my friends. It's been a long few days here...and JBW has big things ahead of it. Big things indeed.

WWTNA Mark
03-06-2011, 11:40 AM
First off I'd like to say that I LOVE what WWTNA has been doing with JBW. Three awesome shows back to back to back, and each one seems to be getting better as they go along. Secondly, I (as SES) would like to say, that what I'm about to say does not reflect on my true feelings for EWNCW. I greatly admire what you guys are doing over there and I do give my respects. Don't worry WWTNA and TBO, my heart and mind will always be with JBW, but that doesn't mean I still can't respect the competition. Thirdly, I'd also like to apologize in advance for not getting a cooler vid with the actual scene in it. Stills were the best I could get at the moment and I gotta get these thoughts down whilst their still fresh. Enjoy!

*Cuts promo as Samson on EWNCW*


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qbk2GIp9M9I

Something used, or regarded as being used, to represent something else; emblem; symbol. This, for those who are blissfully ignorant, is what you would call a metaphor. You see, I've noticed that there has been a lot of chatter going on in the past couple of days by the representatives of another promotion, and yes, I do recognize that the third of this month was very successful from a business standpoint....however, one small victory does not the war win. In fact, it only serves as to feed an undeserved sense of pride that is to be swiftly taken away in one humiliating moment....*snickers and points at the video* much like our friend here. What you accomplished on 3/3/11 was akin to a bullied reject being awarded the "prom queen" as an inside joke delivered by those more powerful and successful than you. You see, where I'm from, we've already been laughing at you. We've been laughing since you showed your pathetic faces to the world. Alas, the people around me have been blessed with great vision though: we can see right through your pathetic attempts at bragging only because you were the first bully on the block....But like all bullies, your only the big dog until someone bigger and badder comes along to put you in your real place. JBW are the real bullies on the block...but you'll soon come to find that out. There is one big difference between EWNCW and Carrie though: EWNCW doesn't have the power to put the bullies down after being humiliated. You have no special abilities to exact revenge on us. At the end of the day, you just walk away beaten...bloodied...embarrassed. You go home to your miserable lives with your disgraceful excuses of families and you sulk in your humiliation after what had transpired. You go back to being the bullied reject that you truly are, and you live out the rest of your meager existence in shame.

Now that THAT is out of the way...I don't know who attacked me tonight. I don't know why he wishes interfere in MY business, but I will soon find out. I've made a lot of enemies in my day, it could be any number of people. The evil men of this world don't just go away after defeat. They tend to linger on and irritate until the day you die, eagerly awaiting for the inopportune moment to rear their ugly heads. Yes, my unknown assailant, you, like all the rest of you wicked men of this world, are like a herpie in an otherwise clean embodiment. I don't know who you are, or what you want, but I'll find you, and if you think you've hurt me tonight then you have NO IDEA what's in store for you!! You have no idea what pain is!!! NOT...yet anyway. Oh yes, and VKM, I think you got the message loud and clear. You may have gotten the "victory" over me tonight, but who ended up being worse for wear? While your busy getting stitched up I'm working on a way to do what I do best: getting revenge on a wicked man who clearly has a death wish. Goodbye for now my friends. It's been a long few days here...and JBW has big things ahead of it. Big things indeed.

Great promo man!

WWTNA Mark
03-06-2011, 11:43 AM
http://i1184.photobucket.com/albums/z332/WWTNA/cardboard-boxes.jpg?t=1299429720
Wonders how much the EWNCW boys get paid.:p

Rich Cranium
03-06-2011, 12:06 PM
I was out earlier buying some groceries and JBW founder WWTNA greeted me, so I took a pic. check it out!

http://www.theinternetjournalist.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/06/oh-hi-im-just-bagging-your-groceries3.jpg

WWTNA Mark
03-06-2011, 12:32 PM
http://i1184.photobucket.com/albums/z332/WWTNA/wncw.jpg?t=1299432638
So they copied the name from a radio station, all they did was add the E in. Laziness.:p

THEKEVINBRAND
03-06-2011, 02:20 PM
lazy? look at ur saturday night show comes from?

http://www.coolrom.com/screenshots/n64/WCW%20Mayhem.gif

xStraightxEdgexSaviorx
03-06-2011, 02:56 PM
Great promo man!

Thanks. I had just watched The Silence of the Lambs, so I had a little bit of Hannible Lector in me.

jhorton1215
03-06-2011, 03:00 PM
lazy? look at ur saturday night show comes from?

http://www.coolrom.com/screenshots/n64/WCW%20Mayhem.gif

Mayhem is commonly used. That means nothing.

TheDevilsAdvocate
03-06-2011, 03:04 PM
Haha..This is very entertaining!

Rich Cranium
03-06-2011, 03:08 PM
Thanks. I had just watched The Silence of the Lambs, so I had a little bit of Hannible Lector in me.

Why not incorporate that into your character and wear a Hannibal face mask to the ring! Wait...that's Mankind's gimmick, ;(

xStraightxEdgexSaviorx
03-06-2011, 03:16 PM
Why not incorporate that into your character and wear a Hannibal face mask to the ring! Wait...that's Mankind's gimmick, ;(

Funny you say that, because I actually mirror my character after a combination of Mankind, CM Punk, Mordecai, and Raven

jhorton1215
03-06-2011, 05:21 PM
Zeus Apollo demands a match! :D

WWTNA Mark
03-06-2011, 05:30 PM
Zeus Apollo demands a match! :D

Already! Next week on Tuesday Night Warfare!;)

WWTNA Mark
03-06-2011, 08:08 PM
For those that don't know what JBW means, its Justifiably Barbarity Wrestling.

Stinger187
03-06-2011, 08:14 PM
Already! Next week on Tuesday Night Warfare!;)

Cuts Promo* Snair I got something to say to your punk ass! Hit the music

**Beat starts**
Fuck it I'm a loose cannon, Bruce Banner's back in the booth
Ya'll are sitting ducks, I'm the only goose standing
I set the world on fire, piss on it, put it out
Stick my dick in a circle, but I'm not fucking around motherfucker
I'll show you pussy footin, I'll kick a bitch in the cunt
Til it makes her queef and sounds like a fucking whoopy cushion
Who the fuck is you pushin', you musta mistook me for some sissy
Soft punk looking for some nookie or boosom
Go ahead, fucking hater push me
I told you ain't no fucking way to shush me
Call me a faggot cause I hate a pussy
Man the fuck up sissy, G's up
All you gardeners freeze up, put your hoes down
Man chill, nah I can't god damnit
Rap is a landfill, drop the anvil
These are shoes that you can't fill
Shit the day that happens the world'll stop spinning
And Michael J. Fox'll come to a stand still
During an earthquake, urine in your face
Cause you're fake, ahh what the fuck, that hurt wait!
Ahh what the fuck, I just got struck by lightening
Alright then I quit, god I give up
Call it evil that men do, lord forgive me for what my pen do
This is for your sins, I cleanse you
You can repent but I warn you, if you continue
To hell I'll send you Snair!.

Throws mic down walks out of ring!

WWTNA Mark
03-06-2011, 08:28 PM
Cuts Promo* Snair I got something to say to your punk ass! Hit the music

**Beat starts**
Fuck it I'm a loose cannon, Bruce Banner's back in the booth
Ya'll are sitting ducks, I'm the only goose standing
I set the world on fire, piss on it, put it out
Stick my dick in a circle, but I'm not fucking around motherfucker
I'll show you pussy footin, I'll kick a bitch in the cunt
Til it makes her queef and sounds like a fucking whoopy cushion
Who the fuck is you pushin', you musta mistook me for some sissy
Soft punk looking for some nookie or boosom
Go ahead, fucking hater push me
I told you ain't no fucking way to shush me
Call me a faggot cause I hate a pussy
Man the fuck up sissy, G's up
All you gardeners freeze up, put your hoes down
Man chill, nah I can't god damnit
Rap is a landfill, drop the anvil
These are shoes that you can't fill
Shit the day that happens the world'll stop spinning
And Michael J. Fox'll come to a stand still
During an earthquake, urine in your face
Cause you're fake, ahh what the fuck, that hurt wait!
Ahh what the fuck, I just got struck by lightening
Alright then I quit, god I give up
Call it evil that men do, lord forgive me for what my pen do
This is for your sins, I cleanse you
You can repent but I warn you, if you continue
To hell I'll send you Snair!.

Throws mic down walks out of ring!

You want a rap in your promo? I mean i'm cool with it but I didn't know your character was a rapper. lol Its good though.

Bodom
03-06-2011, 08:31 PM
For those that don't know what JBW means, its Justifiably Barbarity Wrestling.

Your tags say otherwise lol.

WWTNA Mark
03-06-2011, 08:36 PM
Your tags say otherwise lol.

The Justin Bieber one was clever!

samoan619
03-06-2011, 08:40 PM
You want a rap in your promo? I mean i'm cool with it but I didn't know your character was a rapper. lol Its good though.

i smell a stinger187 vs silvercena cross-brand rap battle coming up

WWTNA Mark
03-06-2011, 08:41 PM
So I hear some nut sack joking on the name of my fed. Really? Like EWNCW is any better. They stole the name from a fucking radio station! smh

WWTNA Mark
03-06-2011, 08:42 PM
i smell a stinger187 vs silvercena cross-brand rap battle coming up

I hope they they don't drop mixtapes getting at eachother. lol

samoan619
03-06-2011, 08:52 PM
I hope they they don't drop mixtapes getting at eachother. lol
lmao, well both brands got a rapping wrestler then... at least they dont say wassup a million times in their promos..

WWTNA Mark
03-06-2011, 09:13 PM
lmao, well both brands got a rapping wrestler then... at least they dont say wassup a million times in their promos..

lmfao Thank god for that!

WWTNA Mark
03-06-2011, 09:39 PM
I would like for the JBW talent to PM me there promos before Tuesday. I'm kinda going to be having a hectic schedule this week.

WWTNA Mark
03-06-2011, 09:51 PM
Kevinbands or whatever his name is kissing more ass then ever. smh

xStraightxEdgexSaviorx
03-06-2011, 09:56 PM
Kevinbands or whatever his name is kissing more ass then ever. smh

A boastful young tike aint he? Anyway Bodom respectfully asks that we keep all trash talking on our own thread. I can certainly oblige if they can.

Bodom
03-06-2011, 09:59 PM
Gotta give you credit WWTNA.

Thought you would have given up on this fed by now.

samoan619
03-06-2011, 10:11 PM
Non-Show Shoot Promo:
So THEKEVINBRAND still can't leave this federation alone.. Time and time again, I hear him speak upon the greatest wrestling kingdom ever created.. But over here at JBW, he was a jobber, EWNCW already has him in the main event, So what does that tell you about their promotion... They say they have golden toilets over at EWNCW, but they omit the truth.. They don't have golden toilets, as in the plural sense.. They are the golden toilet, only used for releasing human waste and excrement.. And how funny is it that they acquired JBW's wasted excrement, THEKEVINBRAND... I won't even waste a breath on naming any of the other EWNCW non-talent, because to me they are nothing but ants to an ant-eater.. Now to the E-fans all around the world, if you want real wrestling, a real show, with real talent, then JBW is the place for you.. But if you like Bubba-Bob wrestling, has-been no-names in the main event picture, and a midcard made of cardboard cut-outs, then EWNCW is for you..

SilverCena
03-06-2011, 10:41 PM
Cuts Promo* Snair I got something to say to your punk ass! Hit the music

**Beat starts**


What? dats a rap? Yo let me spit dis:

So you think you can rhyme just like you were K-Kwik
and you think wassups da jam while your wearing your lipstick
you gots more in common like a glorified jobber named Horowitz
pattin yo self on the back while you look like a dipshit
i dont mean to flame but your style is lacks motivation
just put on yo panties cause you got a date with Pat Patterson
I be spilling the lyrics right into yo face
and in the end like Hogan youll be in a backbrace
dont quit yo dayjob your as lame as Santino's Cobra
SilverCena is here while your in a rap coma
I be spittin out lyrics just like my daWG John Cena
while you be moppin JBW's floors dreaming bout da tights on Otunga!
Come on back if you want to test yo luck or yo fate
yo bound for failure with Billy and Chuck on a blind date!
Boiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!

Suck on dem biscuits, boiiiiiiiiiiii!

WWTNA Mark
03-06-2011, 10:45 PM
What? dats a rap? Yo let me spit dis:

So you think you can rhyme just like you were K-Kwik
and you think wassups da jam while your wearing your lipstick
you gots more in common like a glorified jobber named Horowitz
pattin yo self on the back while you look like a dipshit
i dont mean to flame but your style is lacks motivation
just put on yo panties cause you got a date with Pat Patterson
I be spilling the lyrics right into yo face
and in the end like Hogan youll be in a backbrace
dont quit yo dayjob your as lame as Santino's Cobra
SilverCena is here while your in a rap coma
I be spittin out lyrics just like my daWG John Cena
while you be moppin JBW's floors dreaming bout da tights on Otunga!
Come on back if you want to test yo luck or yo fate
yo bound for failure with Billy and Chuck on a blind date!
Boiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!

Suck on dem biscuits, boiiiiiiiiiiii!

Ma dude, that ish was nice!!! PM me dat rap for Scottland though ya dig??? ;)

WWTNA Mark
03-06-2011, 10:49 PM
I can't wait for SilverCena to come up another rap on Scottland next week on Mayhem!!!

samoan619
03-06-2011, 11:02 PM
I can't wait for SilverCena to come up another rap on Scottland next week on Mayhem!!!

yeah definitely lookin forward to checkn that out on mayhem..

SilverCena
03-07-2011, 12:10 AM
Check yo inbox dude!

WWTNA Mark
03-07-2011, 10:05 AM
Check yo inbox dude!

Yo that was crazy hot! Can't wait for Mayhem!

Stinger187
03-07-2011, 10:31 AM
just needed to say something and it seemed the best way to do it!

WWTNA Mark
03-07-2011, 10:31 AM
just needed to say something and it seemed the best way to do it!

So you going to stick with the rapping?

SilverCena
03-07-2011, 11:33 AM
So you going to stick with the rapping?

No, hes gonna stick with being wack!

WWTNA Mark
03-07-2011, 12:36 PM
No, hes gonna stick with being wack!

Oh! Those are some fighting words. SilverCena vs Stinger187! :)

Snair
03-07-2011, 12:59 PM
Oh! Those are some fighting words. SilverCena vs Stinger187! :)

Wait a sec, stinger is my prey and i'm gonna finish what i started.

SilverCena
03-07-2011, 01:03 PM
Wait a sec, stinger is my prey and i'm gonna finish what i started.

You do whatcha gotta do! Leave me some scraps dude, know what I'm sayin? I'll holla at you later boiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!

Snair
03-07-2011, 01:27 PM
You do whatcha gotta do! Leave me some scraps dude, know what I'm sayin? I'll holla at you later boiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!

Ok, we've a deal!

WWTNA Mark
03-07-2011, 01:43 PM
Wait a sec, stinger is my prey and i'm gonna finish what i started.

Oh yeah! You and him this week. It should be fun!

SilverCena
03-07-2011, 01:48 PM
Oh yeah! You and him this week. It should be fun!

Who do I get after Scottyboy? I'm gonna plow right thru the JBW roster! Everyone is a speed bump!

WWTNA Mark
03-07-2011, 01:50 PM
Who do I get after Scottyboy? I'm gonna plow right thru the JBW roster! Everyone is a speed bump!

IDK just yet but i'm gonna think about it.

WWTNA Mark
03-07-2011, 06:43 PM
JBW and EWNCW are going head to head on March 13th. Blood Harvest will take on No Nuts No Glory in PPV warfare.EWNCW better bring out the best in there PPV because what I have planned at Blood Harvest will be interesting. They hit JBW with a low blow by taking two of our former talent but we will get back at them and we will put on one hell of a PPV. EWNCW is way to cocky and its time they get a reality check and realize that there is only room for one as the #1 fed and that will be J B W!

SilverCena
03-07-2011, 06:51 PM
Don't worry, those skanks can't handle us!

WWTNA Mark
03-07-2011, 06:55 PM
I think No Nuts No Glory will be just pathetic. I mean for one, they have a porno name titled as there PPV, and two, they won't reach the success of Blood Harvest on March 13th. If I was an EWNCW fan, I would not want to watch a PPV with the name No Guts No Glory.

http://www.synecticsworld.com/site/synectics/assets/images/cs_nestlenuts_L.jpg

You be the judge on what the PPV is going to be about. Godmoney playing strip poker??? :p

WWTNA Mark
03-07-2011, 06:57 PM
Don't worry, those skanks can't handle us!

Yo thats wats up!!!

IPEEINTHESHOWER
03-07-2011, 07:18 PM
After talking to my counsel I have this to say. EWNCW has the exclusive rights to use IPEEINTHESHOWER's likeness. Therefore the barnyard company that is JBW is right now guilty of using IPEEINTHESHOWER in there Wal-mart parking lot organization and in fact is guilty of copyright infringement. Stop immediately or more legal action will follow.

on a side note----thats what you get when IPEEINTHESHOWER loses a match beeeeeeeeeeoooooooooocccccch


EWNCW 4 LIFE mutha fooka!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WWTNA Mark
03-07-2011, 07:28 PM
After talking to my counsel I have this to say. EWNCW has the exclusive rights to use IPEEINTHESHOWER's likeness. Therefore the barnyard company that is JBW is right now guilty of using IPEEINTHESHOWER in there Wal-mart parking lot organization and in fact is guilty of copyright infringement. Stop immediately or more legal action will follow.

on a side note----thats what you get when IPEEINTHESHOWER loses a match beeeeeeeeeeoooooooooocccccch


EWNCW 4 LIFE mutha fooka!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

http://www.darrelplant.com/images/bush_middle_finger.jpg


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nmoIuAcbIb4

Good ridence dickhead!

IPEEINTHESHOWER
03-07-2011, 07:32 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OguAWl6sAWo

WWTNA Mark
03-07-2011, 07:36 PM
http://www.couchlockcafe.com/images/avatars/aFu_KermitRecognize.gif

IPITS was released. Why? For wanting to go with his boyfriends in EWNCW. So long asshole! :p

thejman93
03-07-2011, 07:40 PM
http://www.couchlockcafe.com/images/avatars/aFu_KermitRecognize.gif

IPITS was released. Why? For wanting to go with his boyfriends in EWNCW. So long asshole! :p

Check your inbox bud.

WWTNA Mark
03-07-2011, 08:14 PM
Check your inbox bud.

I got it. Thanks dude. :)

WWTNA Mark
03-07-2011, 08:25 PM
We lost a drunken idiot but its still all good. I'm guessing EWNCW is going to pick up my left overs and make them main eventers. And they said that my fed was like TNA! lol

WWTNA Mark
03-07-2011, 08:32 PM
http://www.operatingtheatre.org/images/discologo.jpg

Thats the logo for EWNCW Inferno. I knew those guys were "happy"! :)

WWTNA Mark
03-07-2011, 09:26 PM
Tomorrow night is Tuesday Night Warfare! Get some popcorn and some beer because you do not want to miss the action! This is the last episode heading in to Monday Night Warfare so that means that tomorrow night's episode will blow the roof off the place!

xStraightxEdgexSaviorx
03-07-2011, 09:56 PM
We lost a drunken idiot but its still all good. I'm guessing EWNCW is going to pick up my left overs and make them main eventers. And they said that my fed was like TNA! lol

Who'd we lose?

IPEEINTHESHOWER
03-07-2011, 09:59 PM
Who'd we lose?

only the GREATEST talent you ever had--------------IPEEINTHESHOWER.


muuuuuuhahahahahahhahaha

WWTNA Mark
03-07-2011, 10:01 PM
Who'd we lose?

IPITS- A guy who prefers boys over girls hence the reason why he went to EWNCW, to mingle with men.

Tommy Thunder
03-07-2011, 10:02 PM
IPITS- A guy who prefers boys over girls hence the reason why he went to EWNCW, to mingle with men.

So you here are a bunch of girls?

WWTNA Mark
03-07-2011, 10:05 PM
So you here are a bunch of girls?

No, I have real wrestlers instead of pansies like Rich Cranium, THEKEVINBRAND and IPITS! Have fun with my left overs!

THEKEVINBRAND
03-07-2011, 10:10 PM
IPITS- A guy who prefers boys over girls hence the reason why he went to EWNCW, to mingle with men.

you just admitted that you people were girls HA!

WWTNA Mark
03-07-2011, 10:12 PM
you just admitted that you people were girls HA!

Uh, I never said my roster were girls.

Rich Cranium
03-07-2011, 10:12 PM
No, I have real wrestlers instead of pansies like Rich Cranium, THEKEVINBRAND and IPITS! Have fun with my left overs!

That's funny because I have been on the EWNCW roster WAY before your little Justin Bieber operation existed!

WWTNA Mark
03-07-2011, 10:13 PM
That's funny because I have been on the EWNCW roster WAY before your little Justin Bieber operation existed!

Yeah and now look at you, your being booked in a jobber Tag Team called GodMoney!

Tai Night
03-07-2011, 10:16 PM
Yeah and now look at you, your being booked in a jobber Tag Team called GodMoney!

Not really. GodMoney is facing The Force Of Greatness for the tag titles. So I don't think they are jobbing just yet.

WWTNA Mark
03-07-2011, 10:16 PM
These idiots just don't know what I have in store for them at Blood Harvest.

THEKEVINBRAND
03-07-2011, 10:16 PM
Uh, I never said my roster were girls.

i beg to differ:


IPITS- A guy who prefers boys over girls hence the reason why he went to EWNCW, to mingle with men.

and thanks for calling us men, i'll go back to my thread and leave you hillbillies alone

WWTNA Mark
03-07-2011, 10:17 PM
Not really. GodMoney is facing The Force Of Greatness for the tag titles. So I don't think they are jobbing just yet.

HAHAHAHA! I wonder how long thats going to last! Godmoney getting buried!!! :)

WWTNA Mark
03-07-2011, 10:19 PM
i beg to differ:



and thanks for calling us men, i'll go back to my thread and leave you hillbillies alone

I wasn't refering to my roster dumbass! Yeah, I think you should go to your boyfriends.

xStraightxEdgexSaviorx
03-07-2011, 10:51 PM
How long did the "only flame the other promotion on your own thread" notion last. Jeez you guys sound butthurt. At least we over here can listen to the rules that YOUR OWN MEMBER laid down.

WWTNA Mark
03-07-2011, 10:55 PM
How long did the "only flame the other promotion on your own thread" notion last. Jeez you guys sound butthurt. At least we over here can listen to the rules that YOUR OWN MEMBER laid down.

I know. These guys are taking this way too seriously. I'm trying to be playful and fun about it but some people are just taking these stuff to the heart. And I wonder why they decided to break the rule and flame my thread anyway. They hate it when I flame there threads but when they do it, its okay. Fucking hypocrites.

xStraightxEdgexSaviorx
03-07-2011, 11:00 PM
I know. These guys are taking this way too seriously. I'm trying to be playful and fun about it but some people are just taking these stuff to the heart. And I wonder why they decided to break the rule and flame my thread anyway. They hate it when I flame there threads but when they do it, its okay. Fucking hypocrites.

Looks like I'll have to cut another promo to put them in their place....again. Give me a miinute to think of something (and see what Cena has to say)

Tai Night
03-07-2011, 11:04 PM
I am not taking this to heart. I was just having fun.

xStraightxEdgexSaviorx
03-07-2011, 11:09 PM
I am not taking this to heart. I was just having fun.

I don't think anyone was talking about you personally Tai Night. I know I wasn't.

SilverCena
03-07-2011, 11:22 PM
Looks like I'll have to cut another promo to put them in their place....again. Give me a miinute to think of something (and see what Cena has to say)

See what Cena has to say? What do you want me to say dawg?

xStraightxEdgexSaviorx
03-07-2011, 11:24 PM
See what Cena has to say? What do you want me to say dawg?

Lol I meant the actaul Cena. Feel free to say whatever you want though.

WWTNA Mark
03-07-2011, 11:50 PM
See what Cena has to say? What do you want me to say dawg?

I want you to rap on Iron Ape! lol

samoan619
03-08-2011, 12:01 AM
Psycho Siaki Off-Show Shoot on the EWNCW:
Word around town says that IPITS has left the JBW to join EWNCW.. And that's fine with me, the pee pee man will fit in fine with JBW's wasted excrement, Kevin Matthews.. I mean it is the golden toilet and all, Piss and Shit belong there.. Actually they should be a tag team, 2 men 1 cup, it has a nice ring to it right?? And when I say ring, I mean the kind around the inside of a toilet... But all jokes aside, we know where the JBW jobbers go for glory.. And no matter what E-fed you guys wind up in, the fans will always remember you as jobbers.. So now Kevin Matthews wants to make a dvd called the Fall Of JBW, but we can make a dvd called the Fall Of Kevin Matthews in a 2 minute squash match and we have the footage.. They push this line that IPITS has infinite wisdom, but with all that wisdom he couldnt win a match.. But watch those two reach EWNCW glory, it'll be the equivalent of an Eric Bischoff - David Arquette title run.. So to any real warriors in the EWNCW, if you're tired of watching the Vince Russo-esque tactics of your E-fed, Come to the JBW and feast with the lions of this industry..

WWTNA Mark
03-08-2011, 12:43 AM
Psycho Siaki Off-Show Shoot on the EWNCW:
Word around town says that IPITS has left the JBW to join EWNCW.. And that's fine with me, the pee pee man will fit in fine with JBW's wasted excrement, Kevin Matthews.. I mean it is the golden toilet and all, Piss and Shit belong there.. Actually they should be a tag team, 2 men 1 cup, it has a nice ring to it right?? And when I say ring, I mean the kind around the inside of a toilet... But all jokes aside, we know where the JBW jobbers go for glory.. And no matter what E-fed you guys wind up in, the fans will always remember you as jobbers.. So now Kevin Matthews wants to make a dvd called the Fall Of JBW, but we can make a dvd called the Fall Of Kevin Matthews in a 2 minute squash match and we have the footage.. They push this line that IPITS has infinite wisdom, but with all that wisdom he couldnt win a match.. But watch those two reach EWNCW glory, it'll be the equivalent of an Eric Bischoff - David Arquette title run.. So to any real warriors in the EWNCW, if you're tired of watching the Vince Russo-esque tactics of your E-fed, Come to the JBW and feast with the lions of this industry..

That was deep. This will silence the JBW haters.

The Brown One
03-08-2011, 01:16 AM
How would you know, you don't have any gold toilets here!! :P

Mate I don't want to know :P

Good show WWTNA. We have a great second show.

SilverCena
03-08-2011, 01:22 AM
Mate I don't want to know :P

Good show WWTNA. We have a great second show.

Damn straight! I lost to Scottyboy but the rest was tight. Who do ya want me to rap against next boss? I'm ready to drop bombs boiiiiiiiiiiiiii!

xStraightxEdgexSaviorx
03-08-2011, 01:33 AM
*Remember everybody, this is a promo. Don’t get all up-in-arms with me over this*

Time: an intricate concept that the great minds of this world have debated for centuries. While all of them have differences of opinion on the matter, they all agree upon one thing: time in this world is far too precious to waste. EWNCW, you’ve successfully broken this fundamental rule, and thus you’ve become an irritant to your superiors. You could be spending your time making yourselves better people; more knowledgeable people; ridding your lives of the evil that has surrounded you. You instead choose to spend your time making up lies about our crowds when they make more noise in one night than your “fans” have in everyone of your shows combined. You spend your time creating false DVD’s about the imaginary fall of the company that is growing 4 times faster than your own. You spend your time repeating the same unfunny joke in hopes of deflecting the people’s attention away from your all too serious problems. Again I see right through you. All of your sheep may blinded, but I will be the shepard that opens their eyes. To me your inferiority complex is quickly becoming more glaring than The Great Khali’s inability to wrestle, or THEKEVINBRAND’s inability to cut a promo. Besides the fact that you could be saving yourselves from the various sins that you’ve become so accustom to, you could at least have the courage and the decency to respond to your competition when they have so clearly outwitted you. Your laughable “talents” are merely a rag-tag group of cowards who refuse acknowledge those who have the actual abilities and intellectual prowess to put them in their proper places.

However, there has been an overwhelming sense of undeserved accomplishment within the ranks of EWNCW lately. Why is this you ask? Well, as far as I can tell it’s because they seemed to have acquired one of the biggest and most annoying herpes in our entire promotion. Yes yes, I am of course referring to the infamous IPEEINTHESHOWER. A man who sees it fit to willingly admit his alcoholism along with his other sinful vices to the world. Fittingly, EWNCW accepts this man with open arms to go along with the rest of their damned souls. I only pray to God that your fans don’t idolize easily, because there is not one single man in that promotion that is worthy of being a role-model. Again, I see right through this cowardly act of desertion. He may make all the excuses he wants about him not being booked properly, but I alone know the real reason why he decided to leave. Do you think it’s any coincidence that he decides to jump ship only AFTER seeing my debut match? I don’t. In fact, I know it wasn’t a coincidence. Plain and simple, he’s scared of me, as should ALL the wicked men of this world. He knows that before VKM began to run his mouth, he was number ONE on my shit-list. Our esteemed chairman WWTNA Mark can attest to this. So go ahead EWNCW, you can sift through our garbage all you want, but know this: you’ve acquired a coward. He always has been a coward; he always will be a coward. Oh yes, and in your response to this, try to come up with something a bit better than “oh yeah, well you work for a company that wrestles in front of Walmart.” *snickers with superiority* Cheers mates. I’ll be looking forward to your “response.”

Rich Cranium
03-08-2011, 01:43 AM
*Remember everybody, this is a promo. Don’t get all up-in-arms with me over this*

Are you supposed to be a prophet or something?

samoan619
03-08-2011, 01:46 AM
That was deep. This will silence the JBW haters.

much appreciated, if only it would silence them, but i doubt that, the flames have risen to hell-levels lol..

THEKEVINBRAND
03-08-2011, 01:46 AM
Are you supposed to be a prophet or something?

i think he's supposed to be looked as the messiah of this promotion

Snair
03-08-2011, 01:51 AM
I can smell something special happening in Warfare tonight.

Rich Cranium
03-08-2011, 01:55 AM
I can smell something special happening in Warfare tonight.

That smell is the ashes of JBW!

samoan619
03-08-2011, 01:58 AM
That smell is the ashes of JBW!

bring the jabs to your respective thread, any of my JBW associates will respond promptly.. lol

xStraightxEdgexSaviorx
03-08-2011, 02:03 AM
i think he's supposed to be looked as the messiah of this promotion

Something like that yeah. Think of a Mordecai-like character who doesn't choke under pressure.

That little thing at the top of the post was me out of character telling everyone not to take what I say personally.