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WWTNA Mark
06-14-2011, 04:08 PM
I'l supply the lovely ladies! ;)

Bring em here!!! ;)

K-Jammin
06-14-2011, 04:09 PM
Bring em here!!! ;)

You don't mind blow up one's do you?

WWTNA Mark
06-14-2011, 04:15 PM
You don't mind blow up one's do you?

Weirdly no. lol

the-rocks-stunner
06-14-2011, 04:20 PM
http://burnred.squarespace.com/storage/pregnant_beer_chick.jpg?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION =1292053594719









http://avinagiraffe.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/beer.jpg

RomanFlare
06-14-2011, 04:21 PM
http://www.17-day-diet.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/1302683474-30.jphttp://www.baronbob.com/beermoney-fix-main.jpg

This is awesome.

the-rocks-stunner
06-14-2011, 04:21 PM
This is awesome.

i know!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

North Vegas Benny
06-14-2011, 04:36 PM
We need some beer!!! I bet V3 and Markus Beerstein can hook us up! ;)

Don't worry The Sleeper has just arrived !!!!

http://www.tonypierce.com/images/2002/828/01tecatetruck.jpg

K-Jammin
06-14-2011, 04:41 PM
Don't worry The Sleeper has just arrived !!!!

http://www.tonypierce.com/images/2002/828/01tecatetruck.jpg

I know this has nothing to do with this thread, but did you get your name from Fallout NV?

WWTNA Mark
06-14-2011, 04:42 PM
Don't worry The Sleeper has just arrived !!!!

http://www.tonypierce.com/images/2002/828/01tecatetruck.jpg

Haha! I'll drink only one beer as I do have a job to fulfill! ;)

North Vegas Benny
06-14-2011, 04:50 PM
I know this has nothing to do with this thread, but did you get your name from Fallout NV?

No, I am from North Las Vegas and my name is Ben.


Haha! I'll drink only one beer as I do have a job to fulfill! ;)

I'm not even on a show tonight I just came to party !!!! Anyone who wants to join the party during the show I'm in luxery box #113. Bring lots of girls !!!!

xStraightxEdgexSaviorx
06-14-2011, 05:34 PM
Sorry for no follow up as of yet, but we'll get more from Ryan Clark as to what that secret meeting was about later on tonight.

xStraightxEdgexSaviorx
06-14-2011, 05:35 PM
Oh and I forgot to mention:

My straight edged instincts are kicking in, and all I can say about the last page or so is, for shame JBW...for shame.

RomanFlare
06-14-2011, 05:40 PM
Oh and I forgot to mention:

My straight edged instincts are kicking in, and all I can say about the last page or so is, for shame JBW...for shame.

I won't lie. I laughed.

HolyJose2391
06-14-2011, 05:40 PM
SES and I have been talking about that and we think the Warfare vs Mayhem concept could be at our biggest PPV but its nothing set in stone just yet. What do you guys think???

If this does happen...a segment with K-Jammin vs. HolyJose2391 would be great just throwing that out there :)

K-Jammin
06-14-2011, 05:42 PM
If this does happen...a segment with K-Jammin vs. HolyJose2391 would be great just throwing that out there :)

You ain't wrong pal! ;)

HolyJose2391
06-14-2011, 05:46 PM
Don't worry The Sleeper has just arrived !!!!

http://www.tonypierce.com/images/2002/828/01tecatetruck.jpg

YES I love Tecate and get some Gallo from Guatemala and we have a central american party :)

xStraightxEdgexSaviorx
06-14-2011, 05:46 PM
So, HolyJose vs K-Jamm eh? that sounds good. I already have another match in mind that I think will go over well. On a related subject, the cross brand PPV should have a mixture of both singles bouts and survivor series-esque matches. That way we can get as many people on the card as humanly possible.

HolyJose2391
06-14-2011, 05:46 PM
You ain't wrong pal! ;)

I say make it happen if there is a Mayhem vs. Warfare

Pumpkinhead
06-14-2011, 06:04 PM
YES I love Tecate and get some Gallo from Guatemala and we have a central american party :)

Get some Imperial too!!!

RomanFlare
06-14-2011, 06:06 PM
So, HolyJose vs K-Jamm eh? that sounds good. I already have another match in mind that I think will go over well. On a related subject, the cross brand PPV should have a mixture of both singles bouts and survivor series-esque matches. That way we can get as many people on the card as humanly possible.

10-man Tornado Steel Cage Tag Team Match?
TV Title Champ vs TV Title Champ in a Last Man Standing Match?

I'm already excited.

Pumpkinhead
06-14-2011, 06:07 PM
10-man Tornado Steel Cage Tag Team Match?
TV Title Champ vs TV Title Champ in a Last Man Standing Match?

I'm already excited.

I like it!!

HolyJose2391
06-14-2011, 06:09 PM
10-man Tornado Steel Cage Tag Team Match?
TV Title Champ vs TV Title Champ in a Last Man Standing Match?

I'm already excited.

this is also a great idea! or hell if the feuds where to continue The FSA vs The Eye we all wanna see that

RomanFlare
06-14-2011, 06:13 PM
this is also a great idea! or hell if the feuds where to continue The FSA vs The Eye we all wanna see that

The GMs will probably regulate me to some stupid manager or referee job. CONSPIRACY!

HolyJose2391
06-14-2011, 06:24 PM
The GMs will probably regulate me to some stupid manager or referee job. CONSPIRACY!

Tis a shame really.

K-Jammin
06-14-2011, 06:28 PM
The GMs will probably regulate me to some stupid manager or referee job. CONSPIRACY!

This actually made me laugh! With you, not at you ;)

RomanFlare
06-14-2011, 06:32 PM
This actually made me laugh! With you, not at you ;)

Yeah yeah yeah. I'll still get the last word.

K-Jammin
06-14-2011, 06:40 PM
Yeah yeah yeah. I'll still get the last word.

Come on man, hug it out? :/ *open arm's*

RomanFlare
06-14-2011, 06:41 PM
Come on man, hug it out? :/ *open arm's*

*chest bumps* !!!

HolyJose2391
06-14-2011, 06:41 PM
Can I join in this hug fest? I like hugs

K-Jammin
06-14-2011, 06:44 PM
Can I join in this hug fest? I like hugs

Sure thing, everyone should feel loved at least twice a day

RomanFlare
06-14-2011, 06:56 PM
BREAKING NEWS:

It's really not butter!

I'm bored waiting for Warfare and SES to get back to moi :/

North Vegas Benny
06-14-2011, 06:59 PM
10-man Tornado Steel Cage Tag Team Match?
TV Title Champ vs TV Title Champ in a Last Man Standing Match?

I'm already excited.

The Sleeper likes it and accepts !!!
The Sleeper vs. Marcus Beerstein

RomanFlare
06-14-2011, 07:02 PM
The Sleeper likes it and accepts !!!
The Sleeper vs. Marcus Beerstein

You're assuming you're still holding the title come the Warhem PPV ;)

North Vegas Benny
06-14-2011, 07:05 PM
You're assuming you're still holding the title come the Warhem PPV ;)

IC: Are you making threats or promises ??

HolyJose2391
06-14-2011, 07:06 PM
The Sleeper likes it and accepts !!!
The Sleeper vs. Marcus Beerstein

more like The Sleeper vs. HolyJose2391 Beerstein won't be champ for much longer not if I have anything to say about it :p

RomanFlare
06-14-2011, 07:09 PM
IC: Are you making threats or promises ??

IC: All I'm saying is you're only still holding the title because I've never had a title match. Simple facts.

tnawhat
06-14-2011, 07:09 PM
hows warfare coming along

tnawhat
06-14-2011, 07:12 PM
Ic: igetwild tonight you better get ready for the match of your life, tonight my amigo im taking your tÃ*tulo
que por derecho me pertenece

tnawhat
06-14-2011, 07:13 PM
Its coming along great! This could possibly one of the best Warfare shows I have ever done! It might take long but i'll be done with it in no time.

awsome :)
sounds good

jhorton1215
06-14-2011, 07:13 PM
Haha Haha I'm loving the trash talking xD

North Vegas Benny
06-14-2011, 07:14 PM
IC: All I'm saying is you're only still holding the title because I've never had a title match. Simple facts.

IC: The Sleeper never runs from a fight all you had to do was ask.

K-Jammin
06-14-2011, 07:14 PM
Ic: igetwild tonight you better get ready for the match of your life, tonight my amigo im taking your tÃ*tulo
que por derecho me pertenece

I don't know what your saying but it sounds cool! :'(

tnawhat
06-14-2011, 07:15 PM
I don't know what your saying but it sounds cool! :'(

thanks for the comment

RomanFlare
06-14-2011, 07:18 PM
Haha Haha I'm loving the trash talking xD

'Tis good shit.

Pumpkinhead
06-14-2011, 07:20 PM
more like The Sleeper vs. HolyJose2391 Beerstein won't be champ for much longer not if I have anything to say about it :p

IC: Don'y make any promises, this title will stay in my hands for a very, very long time, Romanflare or The Sleeper, don't care , I can take you both any day!!

HolyJose2391
06-14-2011, 07:24 PM
IC: Don'y make any promises, this title will stay in my hands for a very, very long time, Romanflare or The Sleeper, don't care , I can take you both any day!!

IC: Just wait until tonight RomanFlare or the Sleeper will have the courtesy of being facing me in at Warfare vs Mayhem

Pumpkinhead
06-14-2011, 07:44 PM
IC: Just wait until tonight RomanFlare or the Sleeper will have the courtesy of being facing me in at Warfare vs Mayhem
IC: Oh yeah!!!... you wil win that match... in your dreams!!!!, too bad you're a fool who denies to see the light, others are more smart , let's say your friend Mr. Riot hahaha

RomanFlare
06-14-2011, 07:54 PM
All this trash talk is awesome. Too bad the Writers are the ones who decide the matches XD

K-Jammin
06-14-2011, 07:58 PM
All this trash talk is awesome. Too bad the Writers are the ones who decide the matches XD

Good trash talk = good push! Providing the Writer's see it that is.

RomanFlare
06-14-2011, 08:01 PM
Good trash talk = good push! Providing the Writer's see it that is.

Hey, Ryder has a hell of a show and no push :/

Pumpkinhead
06-14-2011, 08:02 PM
I hope it helps Tnawhat!!

K-Jammin
06-14-2011, 08:03 PM
Hey, Ryder has a hell of a show and no push :/

Well JBW writers aren't that stupid! ( It also helps if you shamelessly suck up to them ;) )

Pumpkinhead
06-14-2011, 08:12 PM
Markus Beerstein has made his way to the top by himself , it doesn't had nothing to do with douzens of beers in WWTNA Mark office evryday ;)

tnawhat
06-14-2011, 08:40 PM
Ic: Igetwild, tonight you will face me, the salvador of the cruiserweight division, for your title.
amigo tonight there will be no hiding behind the notorio fsa
amigo just me and you in that ring tonight
and when i win your title, compañero
i will restore the cruiserweight title to it golden gloria
Tengo

HolyJose2391
06-14-2011, 09:02 PM
Ic: Igetwild, tonight you will face me, the salvador of the cruiserweight division, for your title.
amigo tonight there will be no hiding behind the notorio fsa
amigo just me and you in that ring tonight
and when i win your title, compañero
i will restore the cruiserweight title to it golden gloria
Tengo

IC: I'll be routing for you! can make sure the FSA doesn't get involved

tnawhat
06-14-2011, 09:05 PM
IC: thanks thats just what i need amigo.

Leggo
06-14-2011, 09:07 PM
There's some great IC banter going on tonight guys... Quality!

HolyJose2391
06-14-2011, 09:09 PM
IC: thanks thats just what i need amigo.

IC: de nada amigo

tnawhat
06-14-2011, 09:34 PM
eso significa que montones de mi amigo

jhorton1215
06-14-2011, 09:38 PM
Ic: Jimmy king... I will rule you!

RomanFlare
06-14-2011, 09:42 PM
Ic: Jimmy king... I will rule you!

IC: It's unbelievable how some people are so talentless they have to copycat a movie character! Incredible!
*trollface*

jhorton1215
06-14-2011, 10:20 PM
IC: It's unbelievable how some people are so talentless they have to copycat a movie character! Incredible!
*trollface*

IC: Typical mortal, with no sense of humor...

RomanFlare
06-14-2011, 10:23 PM
IC: Typical mortal, with no sense of humor...

IC: The only thing immortal is the hottiness that is Olivia Wilde. Oh Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

zapphoman
06-14-2011, 10:25 PM
so is there going to be any warfare tonight? and i completely agree Olivia Wildes hotness is forever.

WWTNA Mark
06-14-2011, 10:35 PM
http://i1184.photobucket.com/albums/z332/WWTNA/Warfare_logo-1.jpg?t=1300516897

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YCodrZUgrdo&playnext=1&list=PL4CB1361793B6DDBD
Welcome everyone to JBW Tuesday Night Warfare!!! We are live in Long Island, NY and boy do we have a great show for you today!!! After an amazing PPV that was Global Uprising, tonight we see where feuds go and we will introduce to you fans the new JBW ranking system as well as the top 10 here in JBW!!! Lets kickoff the show!!!

Warfare's interviewer and journalist Todd Stevenson is standing in the middle of the ring with a microphone in his hands and speaks, "Welcome JBW fans to Warfare!!! *Crowd cheers* Now, the reason that i'm out here is because JBW President Brown One wanted me to tell you guys about JBW's new ranking system. Now how the ranking system works is through win/loss records as well as from the Championship Committee along with JBW President Brown One's perspective. They will determine who is in the top ten. Right now, I will like to unveil the wrestlers in the top 10 ranking system!"

http://www.markpack.org.uk/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/Top-Ten-logo.jpg
10)IPITB
9) Malcolm Cage
8)Stinger187
7)Markus Beerstein
6)Sincara
5)VKM
4)The Prophecy
3)TheDevilsAdvacate
2)Zeus Apollo
1)Japanese Avenger Manabu

*Todd speaks* "There you have it folks! The top contenders for the Warfare World Heavyweight Championship!!! The wrestlers from 10-6 have to win there matches and move up a spot in order to become one step closer to competing for the Warfare World Championship but if they keep losing, they will be sent back a few spots and will be kicked off the top 10 rankings. For example, if spot #2 gets beat by spot #3, then spot #2 goes back to spot #3 while spot #3 moves forward to spot #2. Also, the wrestlers in the 10-6 rankings can challenge the wrestlers in the 5-2 rankings to earn the right to switch spots and move closer to getting a shot at the Warfare World title. Lets say if spot #2 gets beat by spot #10. Spot #2 will automatically have to switch spots with spot #10. These rules for the ranking system will make things much challenging and competitive around here in JBW and thats what its all about! Since Japanese Avenger Manabu is #1 in the rankings, he gets a shot at the Warfare World title! *Crowd boos* Thats all for the new ranking system here in JBW! If you want more details then......"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7EWBVx0U484&feature=related
Here comes Trips88 who is all by himself without SuperNova by his side. He is in a pissed off mood by the results of last Sunday's Global Uprising as The Five Star Attraction dominated once again, Trips88 gets inside the ring, grabs a mic, and speaks, "Todd, get out of the ring!!!" *Todd leaves the ring with a scared look on his face* "JBW fans, what i'm about to say will cover up a lot of things that I need to address. Now first off, i'll admit, FSA beat SuperNova. *Crowd boos* I'm not the one to make excuses I tried to rally up the rest of the SuperNova team but they didn't have there head in the game. They weren't confident of themselves which caused a lot of problems with the team. There were two wrestlers in the team who couldn't get the job done and there was another wrestler who cost SuperNova the damn match! I held my part in the team but thats where the problem lays at. I had to carry three other wrestlers at Global Uprising! So from this very moment, I consider myself done with SuperNova! *Crowd boos* You fans don't get it, I tried to pull a winning team together but it just didn't work out. Now I must take out the FSA on my own!!!"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7EWBVx0U484&feature=related
The SuperNova are here!!! Stinger187 along with HolyJose makes there way to the ring and boy do they look pissed about the comments Trips88 made minutes ago! They get inside the ring and Stinger187 with a mic in his hands speak, "Trips88, you say that you carried SuperNova at Global Uprising?! Thats laughable since YOU were the one who got pinned during the match! I'm not saying that it was all your fault that we lost, thats not where i'm getting at. Our "4th member" Nick Riot cost us the match by attacking you with that still pipe, letting Manabu pin you to get the win. The way I see it, its nobody's fault but Nick Riot as he turned on us during the match. SuperNova can still take on FSA if we just work harder as a unit and..."

*Trips88 interrupts Stinger* "No! I'm done with SuperNova! You guys have done nothing but make me look bad! SuperNova ends tonight and the future of Trips88 starts right now!!!"

Trips88 drops the mic and pushes Stinger187 down but Stinger187 gets back up and pushes Trips88 down which Stinger187 and Trips88 are about to fight but HolyJose holds Stinger187 back while Trrips88 is taunting Stinger187!!! SuperNova is really over!!! Whats going on out here!?!

http://www.eknori.de/_data/Testbild.png
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VZPOBLjAu38&feature=related
We cut off but turn back on which we see Nick Riot in a very dark background but we cannot detect where the location is taking place. *Nick Riot speaks* "You see folks, thats the reason I turned on the now defunct SuperNova at Global Uprising. They are no different then the FSA. They think that they need a group to succeed in JBW. Well, at least Trips88 was smart enough to get out of the sunken ship known as SuperNova but he is still on my hit list like everybody here in JBW! If you don't know me, i'm Nick Riot and i'm on a mission, a mission to search, find, and destroy everyone here in JBW! I also don't need a group or a stable to complete my mission either. I made my mark at Global Uprising but i'm scouting here on Warfare until I make my presence felt. Consider this threat to all humanity as I, Nick Riot make my own leagacy, On, My, Own!"

WWTNA Mark
06-14-2011, 10:36 PM
We are back ladies and gentlemen as we experienced some technical difficulties but we have the problem fixed now. During the technical difficulties, Stinger187 and Trips88 were about to go at it but HolyJose stepped in and tried to control both men which didn't work so staff had to break it up. We don't know whats going on in the SuperNova group but we do know that Trips88 wants no part of SuperNova.

Match 1: Gabriel "The Alpha Dog" Xander vs Tom George

Gabriel "The Alpha Dog" Xander
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RSCNKlUJVI8&feature=youtu.be
JBW's newest wrestler Gabriel "The Alpha Dog" Xander makes his way to the ring and he looks, mean, nasty, and ready to pick up a win here tonight!

Tom George
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tv0hlKwE8f8
Tom George makes his way to the ring and is fully focused on winning tonight.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wpev9BnzyjU
Gabriel "The Alpha Dog" Xander wins the match in an impressive victory! He dominated the match!!!

Post match, Gabriel "The Alpha Dog" Xander grabs a mic and speaks, "Allow me to introduce myself. My name is Gabriel Xander and I am The Alpha Dog. I would tell you more but my name is all you need to know. I have come to the JBW for two reasons and two reasons only. One, to show the pathetic examples that you all pander too in the back, the ones who call themselves "wrestlers", how it's really done. And two, to dominate every part of the JBW. because when you step in the ring to go against me, you are not actually stepping into a ring. That is just what your mind forces you to see because it can't handle the truth. In all honesty, when you step into this ring, you are stepping into The Alpha Dogs yard. AND WHEN YOU STEP INTO THE ALPHA DOGS YARD, IT DOESN'T MATTER IF YOU ARE 5'4 OR 7'1, IT DOESN'T MATTER IF YOU ARE 250LBS OR 550, AND IT DAMN SURE DOESN'T MATTER IF YOU HAVE GOOD OR BAD INTENTIONS. WHEN YOU STEP INTO THE ALPHA DOGS YARD, YOU WILL FIND THREE THINGS: AGGRESSION, INTENSITY, AND DOMINATION. And when you feel The Alpha Grip, you will BEG for it to end. I am The Alpha Dog and the JBW is about to become my bitch. Gabriel "The Alpha Dog" Xander leaves the ring and heads to the back after an amazing victory and debut here on Warfare tonight.

Todd Stevenson is backstage with TheDevilsAdvacate as he interviews him.

Todd: Hey ladies and gentlemen, i'm here with TheDevilsAdvacate! Now TDA, you went up against Snair where you almost captured the Warfare World title but got out-smarted by Snair which he retained his title. Now you are #3 in the rankings and have to work your way up to get another shot at the Warfare World title. Your thoughts?

TDA: Last Sunday at Global Uprising, I put on a great match against Snair. I threw everything at Snair but he out-smarted me with the roll-up which got him the win. Even though I hate Snair's guts, I have to say that he was the better man of the match but we still have unfinished business with each other so our rivalry isn't over. As for being in the #3 spot in the rankings, if it means going through Zeus Apollo and Manabu to get a shot at the Warfare World title again, then I will do just that.

Todd: Excellent! On another topic, SuperNova is looking pretty bad. Trips88 just walked out of the group, leaving SuperNova in question as to where its going. Your thoughts?

TDA: Well, I just talked to Stinger187 and HolyJose and they still want to work as a team and so do I. I'm trying to catch up to Trips88 but he is no where to be found. If I can just bring Trips88 and the rest of SuperNova on the same page, then maybe we can work as a team and take out the FSA. Now if you excuse me Todd, i'm going to head back with SuperNova.

Tonight, FSA's Deadly Korean igetwild defends his JBW N.W.L title against JBW's Masked Mexican star avidico! speaking of the FSA, they are set to arrive here any minute now. Lets go to our next match!

Match 2: The Arioscrats vs Pittsburgh Pain

The Ariocrats
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A6ZI76XNKkk&feature=player_embedded
The Arioscrats makes there way to the ring to a chorus of boos after there actions at Global Uprising. Tonight, they put Global Uprising besides them as they focus on there match tonight.

Pittsburgh Pain
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_zMEBf8i4wM&feature=related
broc808 and God Of War makes there way to the ring and they are ready to make a name for themselves as a tag team.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DLt00A5AV8E
The Arisocats pick up the win! Great tag team match here but The Arisocrats won tonight.

*Jman grabs a mic as a loud chourus of boos are heard* "Last night in our prematch interview, I talked about having a lazer focus on retaining these title. By the reaction I'm getting now, I don't think you guys really understood what I was talking about. I don't give a shit about you people, I don't care about the guys in the back, all I care about is holding on to these titles!" *thedag takes the mic* "That's right, we will be Warfare tag team champions until this company goes out of business! *crowd is booing louder than ever now* Oh shut up! God is on our side now, we don't need the support of you parasites!" *dag throws the mic down and leaves the ring as the boos reach a fever pitch*

http://www.lacostalimo.com/images/burb_limo.jpg
Up pulls a limo and its none other then the FSA. They each get out and head straight to there lockerooms.

WWTNA Mark
06-14-2011, 10:37 PM
Todd is standing by steveorton. Todd looks to get some answers out of him right now.

Todd: Ladies and gentlemen, i'm standing by with steveorton! Now steveorton, last Sunday at Global Uprising, you put an end to sincara's winning streak when you beat him in a match at Global Uprising! Now that you have put an end to sincara, what are your current plans here in JBW?

steveorton: Well I will first like to say that it feels.......

From out of nowhere, sincara just tackles steveorton to the ground and puts steveorton in a four leaf clover lock!!! steveorton is in pain and doesn't know how to get out of this submission hold! JBW staff breaks this up and takes sincara off of steveorton. sincara showed tonight that he isn't done with steveorton, not in the slightest.

Match 3: rko619 vs KJ Punk

rko619
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=43B8Ymeo-S4
rko619 makes his way to the ring and he looks to be in a foul mood as usual. He beat Malcolm Cage down at Global Uprising which left Cage brutally beaten which forced him not to be here tonight as a result of the beating. rko619 gets into the ring and waits for KJ Punk to enter the ring.

KJ Punk
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jBbFLn6llYg
KJ Punk makes his way to the ring to face rko619 right here tonight.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MqBZuMO5RuU
rko619 wins this match as he completely destroyed KJ Punk here tonight. Thats what you call total annihilation.

After the match, rko619 grabs a mic and speaks, "At Global Uprising, I beat the s**t out of that little midget Malcolm Cage! I destroyed him so bad that he couldn't even make here tonight from the beating I gave him! That is the same thing i'm going to do to every last one of the FSA!!! If they think I'm someone to be taken lightly, then they have another thing coming!!!" rko619 drops the mic and leaves the ring.

we cut back backstage, wait a minute here's Markus Beerstein in front of TBO office, what is doing here???

MB: TBO!!, open that fucking door now, damn I don't have all night!!

The ice cream man passes by and offer him an ice cream

MB: What the hell!!!, I don't want so damn Ice Cream, if you want to useful get some Beer dumbass!!!

The ice cream man leaves with an angry expression in his face

TBO appears and seems confused

TBO: Markus, what are you doing here in front of my office?

MB: What I am doing, what are you doing???, how come Holyjose gets another shot at my title after The FSA beat that scums supernova last sunday

TBO: Remember the stipulations Markus, he beat in that match and you agreed if you lose Holyjose can challenge one more time

MB: It's no fucking fair!!!

TBO: That's enough Im the president and I can make you ban anytime I want!!!

MB: Allright and when is this match going to take place??

TBO: HolyJose will decide upon his terms.

MB: Fine, but If I beat this time, I don't to see that unworthy wrestler anymore in my life

TBO: I can promise you that

Markus leaves pissed off as he has to defend his title agianst Holyjose again, suddenly he meets with someone off camera

MB: It was no use, let me do one more thing and we'll get out of here

Markus leaves heading to the FSA locker, who is this mysteroius guy and why he is with The Warfare TV Champion

The Prophecy is backstage as he is walking to the arena with a book in his hands. He has something he wants to share with us up next!

WWTNA Mark
06-14-2011, 10:38 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1I9vxzVjEZg&feature=player_embedded
We are back from commercial break as we see The Prophecy sitting down in the middle of the ring with a book along with a mic in his hands. The lights dim and he begins to speak "Ladies and gentleman, boys and girls, I have here a story, a story about a warrior, a man of integrity, a real hero who was forced to do bad things by an evil, uncaring man. I call this story "The Final Chapters of The Prophecy and VKM feud". So gather up and get yourselves comfy as you embark on a rich epic tale of distrust, betrayal and redemption. Not too long ago a man with a great vision created the land of JBW, and in this land resided some of the greatest warriors of all times. But none were as heroic and powerful as the Ego Trips, a team with one goal, to be the best in the land. However storm clouds fell upon the land of JBW, as one of those members started to reveal his true form, thinking he was better than everyone else. This man, was VKM. So the other member, then known as HeelTurn, decided to embark on an epic quest to fell the tyrant VKM. So with his new found belief he attacked the evil VKM beginning and epic journey. The brave warrior now known as The Prophecy would not have an easy road ahead, the vile villain VKM even defeated the hero, but the Prophecy was not deterred he knew what he had to do, to defeat evil, he must become evil. So thats what he did, he attacked and destroyed the evil tyrants brother drawing the hatred of the villainous VKM, but as in every fairytale the hero did prevail, and The Prophecy defeated VKM leaving the land of JBW where it belonged, with The Prophecy standing tall. SO IT WAS WRITTEN AND SO IT WAS DONE".

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VJ6JyVIePuc&feature=player_embedded
The Holy Trinity VKM makes his way to the ring and begins to speak, "Prophecy, I am not going to chase you down the ring and i'm not going to throw a bitch fit tonight. I just wanna talk man to man. Moving on, I admit, you beat me at Global Uprising in one of the best matches JBW has ever seen but if you think our feud is over, well your sadly mistaken. I want one more match against you, one more chance to get revenge on the things you have done to me over the past weeks. One more match to determine who is and was the better man out of the Ego Trips team. It could be next week on Warfare, hell, it can even be at the next PPV. I just want one more match against yo. Deal?"

The Prophecy thinks about it for a moment, wondering what choice should he make. He then tells VKM no and slaps VKM right across the face, running right out of the ring! That was just uncalled for! VKM in-shock from the slap, turns red and from his facial expression, he really wants to get revenge on The Prophecy, big time. This rivialy is getting worser and worser by the minute.

*We see thedag and Jman in the parking lot*

Jman: "Where the fuck did I park the car?"

dag: "Seriously? Oh wait, it's up ahead."

Jman "Where?"

dag: "There you idiot!"

Jman: "Oh! I think all the boos messed with my brain..."

dag: "Fuck those people, don't let them get to you."

Jman: "Don't worry, I couldn't care less what they think.

*As the champs and the camera approach the car, we can see that it has been completely destroyed. The tires have been punctured, the windows have been smashed, and the leather upholstery looks like a knife has been taken to it.*

Jman: "WHAT THE FUCK?! I WILL FUCKING KILL YOU! WHOEVER DID THIS, I WILL FUCKING KILL YOU!"

*we see thedag consoling Jman as the camera fades back to the arena.*

Match 4: avidico vs igetwild

avidico
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6AgHTf4MSfo
The Mexican Warrior avidico makes his way to the ring with one goal and thats to beat igetwild for the JBW N.W.L title.

igetwild
FSA's deadly Korean igetwild makes his way to the ring as he puts his JBW N.W.L title against avidico.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vLWhuK0VHko
Great, fast-paced action here but igetwild successfully retains his JBW N.W.L Championship!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WAvpm9t5wlA&feature=related
The FSA are here! The ring is decked out with a red carpet, balloons and cakes again signalling Mana is planning on throwing a party again.
Thats right, it's party time again! and there are just so many things to party about! At Global Uprising The FSA reigned supreme again just like I told you. The SuperNova practically exploded on itself and burnt out like we all knew they would but I'll get onto that later. First of all the ranking system has finally come into play and lets see who's no1
*The titantron shows a picture of Manabu* Oh well how about that, I'm the no1 contender for the title! now all you rats throw your hands up and chant 'you're number 1!' *silence* Oh dont worry I can wait...*more silence*
I SAID CHANT YOU'RE NUMBER 1! The crowd begins to boo
Ohh so thats how it is huh? sorry guys, I'll get back to the party in a minute *Manabu hops the barrier and begins talking to a member of the audience*
Mana: You look like an intelligent man, so tell me, whose number 1?
Generic man: TDA...
Mana: TDA!? TD GOD DAMN A!? The guy who got his ass handed to him on a silver platter at Global Uprising!? Have I passed judgement on your empty shell of a life and made you blind? I'M NUMBER 1
Generic man:...TDA could kick your ass...
*Mana turns his back to the fan and begins to laugh only to swing a punch at him and begin beating on him, by the time Mana has stopped the fan has a bloody nose and looks dazed*
Mana: NOW WHOS NUMBER 1?
Generic Man;...you are
DAMN RIGHT I AM, Now I bet you're thinking I must be pretty happy The FSA proved their dominance once again, we all won our matches and I'm the number 1 contender but I bet you poor excuse of civilians forgot that a member of The FSA is world champion, how could I face my brother for what I helped him accomplish? but I bet you all wanna see the match, see us beat the hell out of each other to the point where we're both in the hospital and hey it's end of The FSA. Sorry pigeons, I dont waste my hard earned wages on brain cell killing drugs like the rest of you diseases. Though why should I even face Snair? The warfare world title is in our family so really, we're all champions so hows that for all of you? I'm the only one eligable to face for the title but I'm not, so it looks like The FSA will always be world champions!
and it's truly become clear that we are unstoppable, some of the supposed 'best' wrestlers in the world banded together to take us down and failed miserably. This is the end for all of you who refuse to see the light and are to resilent to take the path to a better life. So everyone, so hi to holders of the worlds longest title reign! The FSA continues to celebrate with beer and Snair talks to igetwild congratulating him on his victory tonight but Zeus Apollo is just staring at Snair's Warfare World title, just viewing the looks of it. I wonder whats going through the head of Zeus Apollo.

WWTNA Mark
06-14-2011, 10:39 PM
Todd is backstage in Brown One's office.

Todd: Did you just hear Brown One?

Brown One: Hear what?

Todd: Well FSA leader Manabu just stated that he will like to remove himself along with the FSA's name off of the ranking system because it makes no sense since the Warfare World title is already in the FSA family which makes Manabu along with the rest World Champions. That certainly messes up the ranking system doesn't it?

Brown One: It certainly does! Well, if the FSA doesn't want to be apart of the ranking system, then thats there choice. However, I do have a way to turn the ranking system back around. Tonight, it will be The Prophecy vs TheDevilsAdvacate in our main event to determine a #1 Contender for Snair's title! Since Prophecy is #4 and TheDevilsAdvacate is #3, both men will move as The Prophecy is #2 and TDA is #1 but if The Prophecy can beat TDA tonight, The Prophecy will be #1 and TSA will move back to #2. The way I see it, this only makes things fair.

Todd: Thats awesome! Well there you have it folks! The Prophecy and TheDevilsAdvacate will fight to see who will become #1 in the ranking system and who will get a shot at Snair's Warfare World title!

Match 5: LMPunker vs HolyJose

LMPunker
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cZ6_F3r9LXY&feature=related
LMPunker makes his way to the ring, ready to win his match.

HolyJose
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DQMeKE638Hg
HolyJose makes his way to the ring, ready to win his match tonight. He went though backstage problems with SuperNova regarding Trips88 leaving SuperNova but he can a match to settle right now.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4YggTGqBcJ4&feature=related
HolyJose wins!!! Great victory by HolyJose!!!

Markus Beerstein hits the ring and asks for a mic, tons of heat for him, the FSA is really hated!!

"Listen up, despite we defeated Supernova last Sunday in Global Uprising, I still have to defend my TV title against that rat bastard Holyjose", crowd cheers and chants Holyjose name, "why even bother talking with you, your useless, you support a group of losers who use a soda as a name, your pathetic", crowds boos, but you know what, is ok, I'll be more than happy to kick Holyjose ass once again, and this time would be the last time you hear me!!, lose this match and there would no more shots, got it!"

"Now I need booze

He looks to a fan in front row who recently opened a beer, Markus leaves the ring and stands in front of the fan

"Today is not your lucky day, pal"

Heeeeey!!
Markus takes the Beer from the poor fan

"I deserve it more than you"

After drinking the TV champ proceeds

"Anyway, next week I'll make a special announcement, so be sure to tune up, suckers, done talking to you"

*Holy Jose speaks*
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RY7VS5sE-tw
"Hey Markus funny video eh? yea that's exactly what it sounds like when you speak complete and utter shit! So shut your mouth the big boys are speaking now. You see for the last couple weeks you have been showing that you're a coward through and through I mean you can't even win a fair fight against me you need your FSA buddies to help you win. So you see you're not worthy of wearing that TV title around your waist. It belongs to someone oh I don't know someone more worthy, someone who will defend it day in and day out. Someone who doesn't need outside interference to win. Someone like me! You see last week on Warfare I beat you for to be the #1 Contender of the Warfare TV Title and what hasn't been established is when I get my title shot. And I'm here to tell you when I invoke my title shot. Sometime between now and whenever I damn well feel like it! you see I can use it anytime I want. I could use it now or I could use it after you've had the shit beat out of you and all I do is come in and steal the title right under your nose and show you how it feels to be cheated. But you know what we'll just wait and see it can happen at any given moment. Your days as champion are numbered. Tick tick tock tock! hahahahahaha." HolyJose and Markus Beerstein ends it off with a staredown.

WWTNA Mark
06-14-2011, 10:40 PM
On a serious note here in JBW, IPITB was kiddnapped by some masked man and was thrown in a white van last Sunday at Global Uprising. Luckily, we were able to get IPITB as we found him laying in the hospital. IPITB was brutally assaulted and beaten down which he could not make it tonight. I don't think he will be in action for a while after the attack and we will never know who tried to kidnapp him but the important thing is that IPITB is still okay from the attack.

Suddenly, the cameras takes us to a dark lockerroomm where Tad Locust is at. He looks shaken about something and starts shivering. He looks into the camera and starts to speak, "I know who did it. I know who he was. He is the person I have warned everybody about since debuting in JBW. He is the person who kidnapped IPITB and beat him down to a bloody pulp at Global Uprising. I tried to tell IPITB that he was coming for him but IPITB just wouldn't listen. He is dangerous, he is twisted, he appears to be unkwown here in JBW. It'd be best if we keep it that way." Wait, Tad Locust knows who attacked IPITB??? Who??? Someone needs to get some answers out of Tad Locust!!!

The Five Star Attraction are shown backstage, minus the Warfare Champion Snair. The camera is focused on Zeus Apollo and Manabu, who seem to be having a chat while Markus Beerstein and igetwild are off in the background going their own thing... Zeus speaks to Manabu.

"Look, I know we're all together in this domination thing, and we're succeeding so far. My whole issue is that I don't want to be held back at the same time. I think it's best for us, as a group, to challenge each other, and make us better as individuals, so that therefore, we become better as a group... I should face Snair for the Warfare Championship. I mean who else can give him such a worthy challenge? You see, I'm stuck at Number 2 on this ranking system right now, and I will soon take that number one spot, and make it MINE! Snair's great, you're great, I'm great, WE'RE ALL GREAT!... If I really am going to test my skills, it needs to be against greatness. I'm tired of beating up useless scum like SuperNova. While it's easy, it becomes boring after a while, and now that we've finally shut them up for good. It's time to get better. Snair one-on-one with Zeus Apollo is the best way for that to happen."

Zeus has said what he needed to. What would Manabu reply with?

Manabu replys, "Imagine that, 2 of the greatest members on the roster are at no1 and no2 and how about that, they're both in The FSA. Don't get me wrong Zeus you're my right hand man and I know you're itching to get the number 1 spot and get those godly hands on the Warfare World Title but this just can't happen. The world title is in The FSA family, you've already got the belt! but you wanna destroy the bonds between us to fulfill your own selfish desire? Don't you see whats happening? This is the only way Warfare can take us down, pitting us against each other. It's not right to have brother against brother and what if by some freak accident you win, you'll have to face another member of the family.
I refuse to let you change fate and destiny, if I were you I'd be happy with what I already had, just look at where you are and what you've accomplished! You hear Markus or wild complaining? You hear them trying to break us down for their own wants? furthermore everyone knows I'm The Undertaker, the Zack Major the eddie guerrero! You're the kane, the chavo and thats the way it's staying. This is The FSA not the god damn zeus apollo athens jamboree! We're strong on our own but we're stronger as a unit, destiny is as it stands and if you wont listen to the voice of reason your destiny will have nothing but darkness and plagues infesting it" Zeus Apollo took in everything Manabu but he still looks in question on whats best for him and his future here in JBW.

Its time for out main event!!! The Prophecy will take on TheDevilsAdvacate in a match tonight! The winner of the match will become #1 in the rankings and will get a shot at the Warfare World Championship!!!

The Prophecy
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VJ6JyVIePuc&feature=player_embedded
The Prophecy makes his way to the ring, ready for this big match.

TheDevilsAdvacate
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m4yuZud4r0k&feature=related
TDA makes his way to the ring and he looks to be ready for this match. The bell rings and the match gets underway!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f5gU0kOBDNg
No winner here as Snair ruined the match by hitting both The Prophecy and TDA in the face with the Warfare World but VKM runs to the ring and fights off Snair and throws him out of the ring! The Prophecy fights VKM and this is looking like one big brawl!!!

*Brown One pops up the titantron* "Hey, stop the fighting!!! I have something to say! Listen up gentlemen, Snair, you ruined a match that was SUPPOSE to determine the #1 Contender for your Warfare World title but since you thought it was funny to mess that match up, you will get consequences! *Crowd cheers* At JBW's next PPV, you will be facing not only The Prophecy and TheDevilsAdvactae but you will be facing VKM in a FATAL FOUR WAY MATCH!!! *Crowd cheers* Thats right! Since we couldn't determine a #1 wrestler in the rankings, we will do so right after the fatal four way match when the JBW ranking system gets back on track! Well see you all everybody!" Brown One leaves the ring, leaving Snair irate at the fact that he will have to defend his Warfare World title against The Prophecy, VKM, and TheDevilsAdvacate at the next PPV!!!

Tonight has been a great night on Warfare!!! The JBW ranking system is on a roll and things have gotten better annd better here on Warfare!!! We will see you next week!!! JBW!

RomanFlare
06-14-2011, 10:44 PM
Great show WWTNA. The ranking system is a bit off for my taste (10 jumping to 1 is just a bit too extreme for me, though 3/4 jumping to #1 after beating #1 is okay with me), but hey, I'm not paid for my opinions, just for beating people down and seducing their women. Oops, shouldn't said that last part.

WWTNA Mark
06-14-2011, 10:48 PM
Great show WWTNA. The ranking system is a bit off for my taste (10 jumping to 1 is just a bit too extreme for me, though 3/4 jumping to #1 after beating #1 is okay with me), but hey, I'm not paid for my opinions, just for beating people down and seducing their women. Oops, shouldn't said that last part.

No. lol When your #1, your already the #1 Contender.

WWTNA Mark
06-14-2011, 10:51 PM
I made a mistake. I meant to say 10-6 wrestlers can challenge 5-2 to switch/gamble with there spots in a match. Being #1 means that your already #1 Contender for the Warfare World Championship.

RomanFlare
06-14-2011, 10:51 PM
Also, the wrestlers in the 10-6 rankings can challenge the wrestlers in the 5-2 rankings to earn the right to switch spots and move closer to getting a shot at the Warfare World title. Lets say if spot #1 gets beat by spot #10. Spot #2 will automatically have to switch spots with spot #10. These rules for the ranking system will make things much challenging and competitive around here in JBW and thats what its all about!

Okay, apparently I misread, but that still torques me a little. #2 drops to #10 because #10 beat #1?


Edit: Then yeah, that works well for me. Better than the game's crappy biast where there seems to be a huge gap between #6 and #7 on the world title rankings.

WWTNA Mark
06-14-2011, 10:54 PM
Okay, apparently I misread, but that still torques me a little. #2 drops to #10 because #10 beat #1?


Edit: Then yeah, that works well for me. Better than the game's crappy biast where there seems to be a huge gap between #6 and #7 on the world title rankings.

That was a mistake. I meant to say if spot #2 gets beat by spot #10 then they switch spots.

Edit: I fixed the mistake now. :D

RomanFlare
06-14-2011, 10:57 PM
That was a mistake. I meant to say if spot #2 gets beat by spot #10 then they switch spots.

Edit: I fixed the mistake now. :D

Okay, but I have one last (hot) beef (injection (CURSE YOU COMEDY CENTRAL)) with you. Did you get that... thing.... I sent you?

WWTNA Mark
06-14-2011, 11:04 PM
Okay, but I have one last (hot) beef (injection (CURSE YOU COMEDY CENTRAL)) with you. Did you get that... thing.... I sent you?

I sent it man! ;)

HolyJose2391
06-14-2011, 11:05 PM
wow great show WWTNA

IC:tick tick tock tock Markus you're time is running out hahaha

Pumpkinhead
06-14-2011, 11:05 PM
Great Show WWTNA Mark, about that thing, I think its the best for all!

Pumpkinhead
06-14-2011, 11:07 PM
wow great show WWTNA

IC:tick tick tock tock Markus you're time is running out hahaha

IC: keep laughing punk, you won't laugh when I retain my title!!!

HolyJose2391
06-14-2011, 11:08 PM
IC: keep laughing punk, you won't laugh when I retain my title!!!

IC:with what I have planned there is no chance in hell that you will retain that belt

WWTNA Mark
06-14-2011, 11:11 PM
Guys, what do you think about the ranking system? Do you think its something I need to improve on? Give me your feedback and i'll fix it.

HolyJose2391
06-14-2011, 11:13 PM
Guys, what do you think about the ranking system? Do you think its something I need to improve on? Give me your feedback and i'll fix it.

I personally think it works great you have some of the most deserving people on the list and the fact that saying #10 can challenge #2 is great. just one question say the #1 Contender loses does that mean they get off the list or go to number 10?

WWTNA Mark
06-14-2011, 11:15 PM
I personally think it works great you have some of the most deserving people on the list and the fact that saying #10 can challenge #2 is great. just one question say the #1 Contender loses does that mean they get off the list or go to number 10?

Hes still the #1 Contender but it depends if he wants to gamble his #1 spot in the rankings.

HolyJose2391
06-14-2011, 11:16 PM
Hes still the #1 Contender but it depends if he wants to gamble his #1 spot in the rankings.

ah ok got it

zapphoman
06-14-2011, 11:22 PM
great show tonight everybody. THE ALPHA DOG HAS COME TO JBW AND HE IS HERE TO DOMINATE AND MARK HIS TERRITORY. (and no that doesn't mean he's going to piss all over everything.)

RomanFlare
06-14-2011, 11:49 PM
great show tonight everybody. THE ALPHA DOG HAS COME TO JBW AND HE IS HERE TO DOMINATE AND MARK HIS TERRITORY. (and no that doesn't mean he's going to piss all over everything.)

Too bad. That might get REALLY over lol

xStraightxEdgexSaviorx
06-15-2011, 12:13 AM
Great show WWTNA!! Seriously superb effort by everyone involved. The Alpha dog just seems like someone I could get behind. Solid debut for him. The ranking system seems to be a success, and I love the rankings where they are. I just hope that doesn't get too confusing with everyone switching spots and everything. The fatal 4 way sounds like it could be absolutely amazing!! Actually, that sounds beyond amazing, that sounds as close to perfect as you can get. Just imagining the promos already sounds orgasmic. Glad to see VKM, The Prophecy, and TDA getting good pushes. I really think this was one of the best shows ever. Great job.

@ RomanFlare: Did YOU get that thing I sent ya?

Kashdinero
06-15-2011, 01:25 AM
Oh, so there's a thing now, is there?

V3 have been right about this place all along!!!!

I'm gonna have to get Chaz on the case to find out just what the Hell is going on around here!

Siaki, George, what's this thing they keep going on about, huh? Sounds like trouble!

sincara
06-15-2011, 01:44 AM
great show !!!!!!!!

Leggo
06-15-2011, 02:08 AM
Oh, so there's a thing now, is there?

V3 have been right about this place all along!!!!

I'm gonna have to get Chaz on the case to find out just what the Hell is going on around here!

Siaki, George, what's this thing they keep going on about, huh? Sounds like trouble!

IC: it's settled! The main event at this weeks mayhem will be.....

V3 vs THE THING!!!!!!

Kashdinero
06-15-2011, 02:26 AM
IC: it's settled! The main event at this weeks mayhem will be.....

V3 vs THE THING!!!!!!

The THING has no chance, like, none at all.

V3 FTW('s WAG's)

Leggo
06-15-2011, 02:34 AM
IC: Erm... Mass... Siaki... Erm... I think we're gonna need more than baseball bats this week!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ouZkkIsLiNg&feature=youtube_gdata_player

LMAO!!!

RomanFlare
06-15-2011, 02:34 AM
@ RomanFlare: Did YOU get that thing I sent ya?

I did. That's a monkey wrench into the plan. I'll see if this changes anything for WWTNA. I'm really hoping we can get this worked around everyone's schedule and plans.

Leggo
06-15-2011, 02:41 AM
I did. That's a monkey wrench into the plan. I'll see if this changes anything for WWTNA. I'm really hoping we can get this worked around everyone's schedule and plans.

*walks past looking at his watch and whistling, whilst descreatly trying to find out what's going on*

Kashdinero
06-15-2011, 03:17 AM
*walks past looking at his watch and whistling, whilst descreatly trying to find out what's going on*

What did you hear?

Leggo
06-15-2011, 03:36 AM
What did you hear?

Nothing, a dam ice-cream van drove past playing it's stupid "come and get an ice cream" melody, and I couldn't hear a thing! Lol!

K-Jammin
06-15-2011, 04:44 AM
Just finished my last exam! Now to get cracking on some promo's. Great Warfare as always peeps :D

tnawhat
06-15-2011, 05:45 AM
Ic: igetwild you may have won the batalla tonight
but you have not won the la guerra
i will not give up until i win your tÃ*tulo
Even if i have to go through the entire F.S.A
to get to your scrawny asian ass

HeelTurn
06-15-2011, 08:19 AM
Great show boss, first The Prophecy beats VKM, then main events Warfare and now has a shot at the gold at the next PPV, good times.

Kashdinero
06-15-2011, 08:29 AM
The following events happened after the eleventh of June edition of Mayhem.


******

It was a joyous moment shared by a group of battle hardened men, and one drop-dead gorgeous lady, who had the courage, and the nerve, to stand up to a cause of evil. The joy they were feeling was due to the outcome of a wrestling match, or, to give it a more appropriate name, a battle. A battle in which they were the victors, and even though, Veni Vidi Vici members, St George, Psycho Siaki and Ma$$Dinero knew that the battle was just one of many that lay ahead in the war that was The Eye Vs V3, they reveled in the victory none-the-less. Ma$$Dinero's good friend Dave, and the latest member of V3's entourage, Chaz, both sported grins that looked like they might split their face's in two. George's brother, Theo, was there, and he too was over the moon at the evenings events, and how they transpired. At, a jubilant looking, Siaki's side was a sultry looking Melissa Mendez, seductively sipping from a flute glass containing the finest Cristal, and clearly enjoying the company. The eased atmosphere was not befiting to the overall scheme of things in this war they were currently waging, but the security they felt from their secret-locker-room kept their fears of being jumped at bay; they knew it was in a place that The Eye would never find. As usual, their secret-locker-room was actually the venue chairmans office. It was Chaz who had come up with the idea of "laying down a few pennies", in advance, to the chairman of each and every venue where Veni Vidi Vici wrestled at.
So there they all were, laughing and joking amongst themselves, when Siaki cut the mood clean in half, and created a new feeling of excitement. 'Guys... And gal.' He gave Melissa a sly wink, that gave her a chance to flirt with her eyes, before continuing. 'We need to be getting our asses on that lear' if we want to get to Club Jam' on time!'
'Cuck yeah, it's time to set records!!! Dave, if you don't pull a bird tonight, we are disowning you, and we will, in all likelihood, beat you up.'
'Mass! That's not nice!'
'It's the truth, though, Mel'. Wouldn't you agree, George?'
'Sure it is, my china.'
'Speaking of Chyna, has anyone seen her new porn?'
'What!! Shut the cuck up, Chaz! There's a time and a place for that!'. The entire group faced an embarassed looking Chaz.
'Sorry, Mass.' The group now laughed at Chaz, who in turn began laughing with them, while holding his side as he was still in a lot of pain from when Mass speared him into that grave.
'Ha! Shut up, Chaz, now, Georgie Boy, are you sure you don't want to come? I mean, I can't believe you're turning this down! This place is gonna be wall to wall fanny!! Sorry, Mel', I don't mean to offend you, but it's true. Georgie Boy! C'mon, right now you're acting more Boy Georgie than Georgie Boy'
'Look, Julius, me Manhole Cover's, leavin' town for a bit, an' I'm gonna 'ave a quiet night, an' 'ave a few Britney's, just me 'n' 'im.'
''ope you don' min', Mass, but I gotta 'ave a nigh' wi' Georgie, 'fore I go 'way.. Know wot I mean, like.'
'Ahh, I'm just playing with ya' guys
'Don't hold us up no more, Mass, leave George to his family affair, and come on!!! I got's to go party tonight, brotha!'
'Lets bounce, people! Georgie Boy, I'll see ya' at the Queens Legs, tomorrow... Mid-day, no later!'

While St George and his soon to be going away brother made their way to the closest off licence to "get the Britney's in", Melissa, Dave, Siaki and Mass, took V3's very own learjet to Los Angeles, California, where a party like no other awaited them. Chaz, on orders of Siaki, took a seperate flight, as he had a secret mission that concerned Global Uprising. He was absolutely gutted at missing out on one of the finest reggae clubs known to mankind. But he was a good soldier, and he knew his place within the group, and that was spy, plan and protect. For Chaz was no mere camera-man, no, Chaz was really Charlie McSweeney, formerly of the S.A.S; a secret that not even V3 knew. But, enough of Chaz, and his murky background...

'LAX, baby!!! Mass!! Let's head to the hotel, check into our rooms and then meet at the club!'
'Sounds like a plan!!
'Bye, Dave.' Said Melissa with a slight purr in her voice.
'B-Bye, Melissa!' Dave said in a surprisingly high pitched squeak that he instantly regreted.

About an hour later Ma$$Dinero and Dave's hired limousine pulled up outside Jamaica Gold, where upon they stepped out and were greeted by a pimped out Siaki, and Melissa looking like the hottest dancehall queen on the planet. 'My brothas, welcome to Los Angeles, California's spot of all spots to pull something like a Rihanna, Club Jamaica Gold.. Oh yes it goes down here my brothas, the drink tonight is nothing but Hennessy Black on ice, no ales no lagers we're gonna do it the Siaki way tonight!!'
'As long as it's on me.'
'No, brotha Mass. Tonight is the Siaki experience, and not a penny of your's will leave your pocket'
'C'mon, Dave. Lets go in, we're getting the VIP treatment tonight, and I wanna see those dance moves, heehee!'
'OK, Melissa, lead the way,' Dave smiled. 'I think its going to be a great night, and, man, Melissa, I need a great night. God knows how much I do!'
Melissa smiled and said, 'Dave, we're gonna find you a woman tonight if it kills us!'
'That's right, Dave, and if you don't, we'll kill you... Hahahaha..' Mass chimed in, with a evil grin on his face. Something in that grin told Dave that he better "pull a bird" as Mass would put it, or he would face an eternity of ribs and ridicule should his efforts tonight prove fruitless.
They walked to the front of the cue, and a $100 handshake with the bouncer later, and all four were inside, and the place was rocking like it was 2009!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zzApR6viDJA

After a couple of hours of bumping and grinding his way to several knockbacks, Dave found himself staring at the stage where a Dance Hall Queen competition was taking place. Dave was mesmerised at this one wannabee shaking her booty on stage for all and sundry in the building to see. Dave wasn't surprised when she claimed the first place prize; what did surprise him was, that when she accepted her prize she stared right at him, winked, and blew him a kiss. His heart fluttered, in a way it hasn't since the day he met his ex-wife, when the Dance Hall Queen strolled over to him and layed a huge kiss on his cheek, before introducing herself as Queen Pochahontas.

http://www.chicagoreggae.com/images/2006/jam/pocamic.jpg

In the time it took Mass to look up from a young lady under his spell, notice what was happening between Dave and Queen Pochahontas, signal a tipsy Siaki to look at Daves success, and make a face of mock-shock, Dave and Queen Pochahontas had left the building. Siaki, Mass and Melissa all broke out in laughter; they all knew that their mission to put a smile on Dave's face again was completed. 'Go on, Davey Boy! Get in there, my son... Hahahahahaha!!!!....'
The night became somewhat of a blur from there, as the Hen' began flowing fast, and, well, it all became a blur......... . . . . .

*****

TBC

xStraightxEdgexSaviorx
06-15-2011, 12:11 PM
AWESOME episode of TFAODAM kash! Aren't you a little worried that The Eye will find out about V-3's lockerroom though? All it takes is for one of them to take a peak at this episode and your cover will be blown lol. It'll be interesting to know more about Chaz's background and even more interesting if/when V-3 finds out about it. I wonder what their reaction will be? You gotta feel bad for poor ol' Dave though. The man has no game at all. A club full of drunken and rolling girls, and the best he could pull is that? Oh well, at least he got him some!

Secret meeting between JBW executives will be revealed soon!

K-Jammin
06-15-2011, 12:15 PM
Great work yet again Kash :D

Pumpkinhead
06-15-2011, 12:33 PM
Great Job Kash!!

Leggo
06-15-2011, 12:55 PM
@KD

Great work my friend. Great to hear Dave finally got his balls wet! Lol

xStraightxEdgexSaviorx
06-15-2011, 01:07 PM
**Straight from the EWN homepage**

HUGE BREAKING NEWS: JBW under lawsuit. Investigation by the FCC to follow.

by Ryan Clark

Over the last several weeks, the offices at JBW headquarters had been filtering many complaints about JBW programming, specifically Saturday Night Mayhem. These complaints were all claiming the same thing: JBW was using subliminal messages in their programs. These are the allegations that have led to a huge lawsuit that JBW is facing right now. The head prosecuting attorney James Aldrick has released the following statement regarding the lawsuit:

As a man who is willing to step forward against huge corporations for the good of the people, I regret to inform everyone that JBW is officially under lawsuit for the use of repeated subliminal messaging on their programs. Fans of the show all around the world have let their voices be heard, and we, as a joint operation, are extremely disappointed that an esteemed company like JBW would stoop to using such unethical, immoral, and illegal methods to get an edge over the competition. We, as fans of the show, didn't want it to come to this. We asked several times for the company to address this situation publicly, and release a statement apologizing for their actions, but not only have they failed to do so on any of their television programing, on their PPVs, or even through the internet, but they have completely ignored our pleas and have continued to practice their use of subliminal stimuli. JBW has since left us no choice but to continue on with our lawsuit, and we will not be strong-armed by this company, or be bought off in a plea deal by this company. This is a matter of ethical delivery of television programing, and since JBW has repeatedly decided to act in this unprofessional and discourteous matter, we have no option but to hold the company responsible to the fullest extent of the law.

Subliminal messaging has been banned in the United States, Australia, and The United Kingdom by the National Association of Broadcasters since 1958, and very few reported cases of subliminal messages have been recorded since then. No word yet on what specific message JBW has been allegedly trying to convey, or whether or not the prominent sponsors and stockholders are planning on dropping JBW as partners, but we will get back to you on these things as soon as possible.

As reported a couple of days ago on this website, a secret meeting between high ranking officials in JBW took place in the early hours of Sunday, June 12th in a hotel room in downtown Trenton, New Jersey. This meeting was top secret, and even those with huge stock in the company were not informed of the meetings whereabouts. Many within the company didn't even know this meeting took place until the dirtsheets revealed it. It was confirmed that the only people in this meeting were JBW founder and CEO WWTNA Mark, JBW President The Brown One, Mayhem General Manager Iron Ape, and JBW Executive Producer xStraightxEdgexSaviorx, along with a group of company and personal attorneys.

Up until now, the reason behind this meeting was kept very close to the vest, however, our reliable source within the company confirmed the reason to be the lawsuit against them today.

We can also confirm that the Federal Communications Commission (FCC) is holding it's own private investigation regarding this matter, and they will ultimately decide if JBW can continue releasing it's program to the public.

More on this as soon as we get it.

Leggo
06-15-2011, 01:12 PM
Wow! WTF? What's this all about then?

RomanFlare
06-15-2011, 01:16 PM
I lol'd hard. HARD I TELL YOU.

xStraightxEdgexSaviorx
06-15-2011, 01:29 PM
I lol'd hard. HARD I TELL YOU.

This is no laughing matter. We could go out of business!

RomanFlare
06-15-2011, 01:34 PM
This is no laughing matter. We could go out of business!

I know, but it was funny :/

K-Jammin
06-15-2011, 01:59 PM
Looks like I'l have to beg for my old stripper job back then

Kashdinero
06-15-2011, 02:25 PM
AWESOME episode of TFAODAM kash! Aren't you a little worried that The Eye will find out about V-3's lockerroom though? All it takes is for one of them to take a peak at this episode and your cover will be blown lol. It'll be interesting to know more about Chaz's background and even more interesting if/when V-3 finds out about it. I wonder what their reaction will be? You gotta feel bad for poor ol' Dave though. The man has no game at all. A club full of drunken and rolling girls, and the best he could pull is that? Oh well, at least he got him some!

Secret meeting between JBW executives will be revealed soon!

Thanks, Straights! Dave was perfectly happy with the evenings outcome, so don't feel bad for him, man!


Great work yet again Kash :D

Thanks, Bruv! I'm glad you liked it!


Great Job Kash!!

Thanks for reading, it means a lot.


@KD

Great work my friend. Great to hear Dave finally got his balls wet! Lol

Lol, he had no choice in the matter ;)


**Straight from the EWN homepage**

HUGE BREAKING NEWS: JBW under lawsuit. Investigation by the FCC to follow.

by Ryan Clark

Over the last several weeks, the offices at JBW headquarters had been filtering many complaints about JBW programming, specifically Saturday Night Mayhem. These complaints were all claiming the same thing: JBW was using subliminal messages in their programs. These are the allegations that have led to a huge lawsuit that JBW is facing right now. The head prosecuting attorney James Aldrick has released the following statement regarding the lawsuit:

As a man who is willing to step forward against huge corporations for the good of the people, I regret to inform everyone that JBW is officially under lawsuit for the use of repeated subliminal messaging on their programs. Fans of the show all around the world have let their voices be heard, and we, as a joint operation, are extremely disappointed that an esteemed company like JBW would stoop to using such unethical, immoral, and illegal methods to get an edge over the competition. We, as fans of the show, didn't want it to come to this. We asked several times for the company to address this situation publicly, and release a statement apologizing for their actions, but not only have they failed to do so on any of their television programing, on their PPVs, or even through the internet, but they have completely ignored our pleas and have continued to practice their use of subliminal stimuli. JBW has since left us no choice but to continue on with our lawsuit, and we will not be strong-armed by this company, or be bought off in a plea deal by this company. This is a matter of ethical delivery of television programing, and since JBW has repeatedly decided to act in this unprofessional and discourteous matter, we have no option but to hold the company responsible to the fullest extent of the law.

Subliminal messaging has been banned in the United States, Australia, and The United Kingdom by the National Association of Broadcasters since 1958, and very few reported cases of subliminal messages have been recorded since then. No word yet on what specific message JBW has been allegedly trying to convey, or whether or not the prominent sponsors and stockholders are planning on dropping JBW as partners, but we will get back to you on these things as soon as possible.

As reported a couple of days ago on this website, a secret meeting between high ranking officials in JBW took place in the early hours of Sunday, June 12th in a hotel room in downtown Trenton, New Jersey. This meeting was top secret, and even those with huge stock in the company were not informed of the meetings whereabouts. Many within the company didn't even know this meeting took place until the dirtsheets revealed it. It was confirmed that the only people in this meeting were JBW founder and CEO WWTNA Mark, JBW President The Brown One, Mayhem General Manager Iron Ape, and JBW Executive Producer xStraightxEdgexSaviorx, along with a group of company and personal attorneys.

Up until now, the reason behind this meeting was kept very close to the vest, however, our reliable source within the company confirmed the reason to be the lawsuit against them today.

We can also confirm that the Federal Communications Commission (FCC) is holding it's own private investigation regarding this matter, and they will ultimately decide if JBW can continue releasing it's program to the public.

More on this as soon as we get it.

Sounds a bit fishy, to say the least. But, wow, am I intrigued!!

WWTNA Mark
06-15-2011, 02:39 PM
What a kickass episode Kash!!! ;)

WWTNA Mark
06-15-2011, 02:40 PM
**Straight from the EWN homepage**

HUGE BREAKING NEWS: JBW under lawsuit. Investigation by the FCC to follow.

by Ryan Clark

Over the last several weeks, the offices at JBW headquarters had been filtering many complaints about JBW programming, specifically Saturday Night Mayhem. These complaints were all claiming the same thing: JBW was using subliminal messages in their programs. These are the allegations that have led to a huge lawsuit that JBW is facing right now. The head prosecuting attorney James Aldrick has released the following statement regarding the lawsuit:

As a man who is willing to step forward against huge corporations for the good of the people, I regret to inform everyone that JBW is officially under lawsuit for the use of repeated subliminal messaging on their programs. Fans of the show all around the world have let their voices be heard, and we, as a joint operation, are extremely disappointed that an esteemed company like JBW would stoop to using such unethical, immoral, and illegal methods to get an edge over the competition. We, as fans of the show, didn't want it to come to this. We asked several times for the company to address this situation publicly, and release a statement apologizing for their actions, but not only have they failed to do so on any of their television programing, on their PPVs, or even through the internet, but they have completely ignored our pleas and have continued to practice their use of subliminal stimuli. JBW has since left us no choice but to continue on with our lawsuit, and we will not be strong-armed by this company, or be bought off in a plea deal by this company. This is a matter of ethical delivery of television programing, and since JBW has repeatedly decided to act in this unprofessional and discourteous matter, we have no option but to hold the company responsible to the fullest extent of the law.

Subliminal messaging has been banned in the United States, Australia, and The United Kingdom by the National Association of Broadcasters since 1958, and very few reported cases of subliminal messages have been recorded since then. No word yet on what specific message JBW has been allegedly trying to convey, or whether or not the prominent sponsors and stockholders are planning on dropping JBW as partners, but we will get back to you on these things as soon as possible.

As reported a couple of days ago on this website, a secret meeting between high ranking officials in JBW took place in the early hours of Sunday, June 12th in a hotel room in downtown Trenton, New Jersey. This meeting was top secret, and even those with huge stock in the company were not informed of the meetings whereabouts. Many within the company didn't even know this meeting took place until the dirtsheets revealed it. It was confirmed that the only people in this meeting were JBW founder and CEO WWTNA Mark, JBW President The Brown One, Mayhem General Manager Iron Ape, and JBW Executive Producer xStraightxEdgexSaviorx, along with a group of company and personal attorneys.

Up until now, the reason behind this meeting was kept very close to the vest, however, our reliable source within the company confirmed the reason to be the lawsuit against them today.

We can also confirm that the Federal Communications Commission (FCC) is holding it's own private investigation regarding this matter, and they will ultimately decide if JBW can continue releasing it's program to the public.

More on this as soon as we get it.

This doesn't sound good. I blame SG. :p

Leggo
06-15-2011, 02:46 PM
This doesn't sound good. I blame SG. :p

WTF? What'd he do? Lol

Kashdinero
06-15-2011, 02:47 PM
What a kickass episode Kash!!! ;)

Thanks, bossman!!! I was looking for a touch of humour for this episode!

Kashdinero
06-15-2011, 02:48 PM
WTF? What'd he do? Lol

It's an EWN thing... Poor SilverGhost! He gets the blame for everything!! ;)

xStraightxEdgexSaviorx
06-15-2011, 03:35 PM
I sent you a PM kash. I'll also be sending out another to all the members of V-3 together.

WWTNA Mark
06-15-2011, 03:58 PM
http://www.markpack.org.uk/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/Top-Ten-logo.jpg
10)IPITB
9) Malcolm Cage
8)Stinger187
7)???
6)Sincara
5)VKM
4)The Prophecy
3)TheDevilsAdvacate
2)???
1)???

With Manabu stating that the FSA has the Warfare World title and will not be in the ranking system and Snair ruining the match between The Prophecy and TDA to determine the #1 spot in the rankings, it certainly caused a lot of problems with the ranking system. Spot #1, #2, and #7 is vacant due to Manabu's refusal to have the FSA in it and let the rankings get in the way of the team.

However, Brown One has a solution for the ranking system that can turn things around. Brown One made a major announcement that spot #3, #4, and #5 which is The Prophecy, TDA, and VKM who will take on the Warfare World Champion Snair in a Fatal For Way match as a way to punish Snair. After the Fatal Four Way match and JBW's next PPV, the ranking system will start off with a fresh start and the Warfare talent will get new spots in the rankings based on there win/loss record and who truly deserves it for there hard work and dedication.

RomanFlare
06-15-2011, 04:05 PM
http://images.wikia.com/dcanimated/images/b/b2/Showdown-Title_Card.png
WELCOME TO JBW SHOWDOWN! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tMlKmELIhgY)

Sly: Ladies and Gentlemen welcome to the first ever broadcast of JBW Showdown! Where the wrestlers of today are the stars of tomorrow, and you’re guaranteed at least one 5-Star Match! I’m Sylvester and I’m joined at ringside by Mayhem’s own RomanFlare! What brings you to the table Roman? Lose a bet?

RF: The producers wanted star power for the first show. I wanted a paycheck.

Sly: Fair enough. Ladies and Gentlemen pay attention because this hour and a half show is going to go by lightning fast. Here comes our first of four matches!

First Match – Steveorton and Avidico vs Sin Cara and igetwild in a Tag Team Match

Here comes Avidico and Steve (”http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6AgHTf4MSfo”)

RF: Both of these guys had terrible nights yesterday. One lost a match and the other got embarrassed by a man who stole my submission. If there is a hungrier team in this match, it’s these two.

And out next is igetwild and Sin Cara (”http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6AgHTf4MSfo”)

Sly: igetwild is the No Weight Limits champion and his tag partner was undefeated until just last Sunday at Global Uprising! For igetwild this match is about proving his dominance as a champion, and for Sin Cara, it’s about repaying Steveorton for ending his undefeated streak.

RF: igetwild successfully defended his title last night, so I expect him to try and have as little in-ring time as possible in this match. Sincara might have to win this one on his own.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QHrCqR0Fnu8&feature=related

Sly: What a match! Sincara had the cloverleaf submission locked in!

RF: Ahem

Sly: But Steveorton made the save with a huge low angle clothesline, and Avidico hit the 650 splash from the top rope for the 1-2-3!

RF: And I was right! igetwild wanted nothing to do with the match! He didn’t even bother to tag in or save his teammate! Guess he was looking out for numero uno!

Sly: He did get his cardio when avidico chased him to the back, though. I'm kinda curious what avidico was gonna do with that chair though... Ladies and Gentlmen, We’d like to take this break to remind you that Showdown is sponsored by Guinness! Share one with a friend!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I_jIj4UWuRg

RomanFlare
06-15-2011, 04:05 PM
Sly: Already, we’re already set up for match #2!

Match #2 – Angry Samoan vs Scottland

The Angry Samoan! (”http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LOESyEljmFE”)

Sly: We’re getting to your home brand, Roman. What do you think about Samoa?

RF: Above average in-ring performance. Too bad he wastes all his time on this “karma” nonsense. He’s gotta get his head in the game.

Scottland! (”http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9AN04imFDK8”)

RF: Here comes the former two-time TV champion, Scottland! He’s one of the few people I actually break a sweat facing in the ring!

Sly: Let’s get this one under way!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qwfep162qaE

Sly: As back and forth as that match was, it feels weird to see that match end on a school boy by Samoa!

RF: I’m more surprised he knew how to do a school boy! A win is a win I guess.

Sly: Now, Ladies and Gentlemen, it’s time for the JBW Replay! We’re rewinding back to last Sunday during JBW's last PPV: Global Uprising!


Siaki goes for the cover but the Ref is down! You can’t win if someone can’t count the 1-2-3! Wait, there seems to be someone running down the ramp. It’s! It’s RomanFlare! He’s got a sledgehammer! Run Si—boom, right in the head with that sledgehammer! Why did he interfere?! I hope he’s proud of himself!

Sly: You gonna open up for your deeds?

RF: Isn’t there a match about to start?

Sly: You’re right! We’re ready for the third match for the night!

Match #3 – The Sleeper vs HBK

The Sleeper! (”http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uY3LAFJbKyY”)

RF: I have to give The Sleeper props—He’s holding gold. Sure, he’s never put that gold up against me, but he’s holding it, and that’s all that should matter to him.

Just a Sexy Boy (”http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6iDENrFbw94&feature=related”)

Sly: And here’s the champion’s opponent in this non-title match up—HBK! This looks to be a match for the next 10 minutes!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lFgYOx0YcwE

Sly: And the Sleeper picks up the easy win!

RF: I wouldn’t call it impressive, though. He wasn’t exactly up against Roman-quality opposition! HBK put up a good fight, but in the end he was outmatched. Maybe The Sleeper might be able to hold a candle to moi.

RomanFlare
06-15-2011, 04:06 PM
Sly: Ladies and Gentlemen, Showdown is presented to you by JBW ’12!

RF: A game I’m not even in!

Sly: In stores now! And Showdown is also sponsored by


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Is3icfcbmbs

Sly: Our main event for tonight is a cross-brand match up! Don't change the channel folks, our main events are always top notch! Here comes our first competitor!

Main Event – Single Non-Title Match - El Gabo vs Markus Beerstein

Here comes El Gabo (” http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aczrDOa5Asc”)

Sly: Roman, you have a history with Gabo, don’t you?

RF: He’s just pissed I beat down his teammate. Big Crybaby.

Here comes the Warfare TV Champion! (” http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4TbOkrZSGZg”)

Sly: Markus Beerstein doesn’t look too worried about this match!

RF: Can you blame him? This is a warm up!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hYqOVkf8eKg

RF: Tooooooold you!

Sly: El Gabo was absolutely wrecked in this match! Markus looked absolutely dominant!

RF: Hey, something coming out from underneath the ring..

Sly: It’s HolyJose! He’s got a lead pipe and WHAM he uses it all over the back of Markus’s head. What is the meaning of this!?

RF: Whatever it is, I like it! Jose stepping up and showing us what he’s capable of, and all over the back of the head of the champion too! It’s also a bit of an ironic role reversal! Bravo!

Sly: Ladies and Gentlemen, that’s our show. We’ll leave you with the image of HolyJose standing over the Warfare TV champion! And just remember to tune in next Wednesday for another JBW Showdown Show! We don’t want to get regulated to the internet after one airing!

RF: HIT HIM AGAIN!

RomanFlare
06-15-2011, 04:07 PM
Did you all get that thing I posted? :p

Any midcarders who would like to guest announce the show one week, drop me a PM.

Kashdinero
06-15-2011, 04:18 PM
BTW, love the ranking system! It great that you've worked it into a storyline with the FSA!!! Can't wait to see who Warfares new number one will be!!

WWTNA Mark
06-15-2011, 04:20 PM
GREAT show Roman!!! I'm loving the new announcing to the JBW Showdown show and the matches were great! Also RomanFlare is the new CM Punk of commentary! :D

WWTNA Mark
06-15-2011, 04:21 PM
BTW, love the ranking system! It great that you've worked it into a storyline with the FSA!!! Can't wait to see who Warfares new number one will be!!

Thanks Kash!!! Hopefully this ranking system turns out to be a success!

RomanFlare
06-15-2011, 04:24 PM
GREAT show Roman!!! I'm loving the new announcing to the JBW Showdown show and the matches were great! Also RomanFlare is the new CM Punk of commentary! :D

Thank you. I feel a little weird how comedy-oriented it is between matches, but hopefully I'll be able to get some promos for next week's show to kinda fill in the extra space. OR I'll just use the Guinnesis commercial every week. I'm happy either way.

xStraightxEdgexSaviorx
06-15-2011, 04:53 PM
Beautiful show Roman!! I really loved it! The different styles of the writers is really interesting to see/be a part of. The guest commentary is innovative and it worked well, and the commercials were pretty funny.

xStraightxEdgexSaviorx
06-15-2011, 04:59 PM
Only one thing Roman, and it's not really important, but the theme music didn't work for anybody.

samoan619
06-15-2011, 05:07 PM
The following events happened after the eleventh of June edition of Mayhem.


******

It was a joyous moment shared by a group of battle hardened men, and one drop-dead gorgeous lady, who had the courage, and the nerve, to stand up to a cause of evil. The joy they were feeling was due to the outcome of a wrestling match, or, to give it a more appropriate name, a battle. A battle in which they were the victors, and even though, Veni Vidi Vici members, St George, Psycho Siaki and Ma$$Dinero knew that the battle was just one of many that lay ahead in the war that was The Eye Vs V3, they reveled in the victory none-the-less. Ma$$Dinero's good friend Dave, and the latest member of V3's entourage, Chaz, both sported grins that looked like they might split their face's in two. George's brother, Theo, was there, and he too was over the moon at the evenings events, and how they transpired. At, a jubilant looking, Siaki's side was a sultry looking Melissa Mendez, seductively sipping from a flute glass containing the finest Cristal, and clearly enjoying the company. The eased atmosphere was not befiting to the overall scheme of things in this war they were currently waging, but the security they felt from their secret-locker-room kept their fears of being jumped at bay; they knew it was in a place that The Eye would never find. As usual, their secret-locker-room was actually the venue chairmans office. It was Chaz who had come up with the idea of "laying down a few pennies", in advance, to the chairman of each and every venue where Veni Vidi Vici wrestled at.
So there they all were, laughing and joking amongst themselves, when Siaki cut the mood clean in half, and created a new feeling of excitement. 'Guys... And gal.' He gave Melissa a sly wink, that gave her a chance to flirt with her eyes, before continuing. 'We need to be getting our asses on that lear' if we want to get to Club Jam' on time!'
'Cuck yeah, it's time to set records!!! Dave, if you don't pull a bird tonight, we are disowning you, and we will, in all likelihood, beat you up.'
'Mass! That's not nice!'
'It's the truth, though, Mel'. Wouldn't you agree, George?'
'Sure it is, my china.'
'Speaking of Chyna, has anyone seen her new porn?'
'What!! Shut the cuck up, Chaz! There's a time and a place for that!'. The entire group faced an embarassed looking Chaz.
'Sorry, Mass.' The group now laughed at Chaz, who in turn began laughing with them, while holding his side as he was still in a lot of pain from when Mass speared him into that grave.
'Ha! Shut up, Chaz, now, Georgie Boy, are you sure you don't want to come? I mean, I can't believe you're turning this down! This place is gonna be wall to wall fanny!! Sorry, Mel', I don't mean to offend you, but it's true. Georgie Boy! C'mon, right now you're acting more Boy Georgie than Georgie Boy'
'Look, Julius, me Manhole Cover's, leavin' town for a bit, an' I'm gonna 'ave a quiet night, an' 'ave a few Britney's, just me 'n' 'im.'
''ope you don' min', Mass, but I gotta 'ave a nigh' wi' Georgie, 'fore I go 'way.. Know wot I mean, like.'
'Ahh, I'm just playing with ya' guys
'Don't hold us up no more, Mass, leave George to his family affair, and come on!!! I got's to go party tonight, brotha!'
'Lets bounce, people! Georgie Boy, I'll see ya' at the Queens Legs, tomorrow... Mid-day, no later!'

While St George and his soon to be going away brother made their way to the closest off licence to "get the Britney's in", Melissa, Dave, Siaki and Mass, took V3's very own learjet to Los Angeles, California, where a party like no other awaited them. Chaz, on orders of Siaki, took a seperate flight, as he had a secret mission that concerned Global Uprising. He was absolutely gutted at missing out on one of the finest reggae clubs known to mankind. But he was a good soldier, and he knew his place within the group, and that was spy, plan and protect. For Chaz was no mere camera-man, no, Chaz was really Charlie McSweeney, formerly of the S.A.S; a secret that not even V3 knew. But, enough of Chaz, and his murky background...

'LAX, baby!!! Mass!! Let's head to the hotel, check into our rooms and then meet at the club!'
'Sounds like a plan!!
'Bye, Dave.' Said Melissa with a slight purr in her voice.
'B-Bye, Melissa!' Dave said in a surprisingly high pitched squeak that he instantly regreted.

About an hour later Ma$$Dinero and Dave's hired limousine pulled up outside Jamaica Gold, where upon they stepped out and were greeted by a pimped out Siaki, and Melissa looking like the hottest dancehall queen on the planet. 'My brothas, welcome to Los Angeles, California's spot of all spots to pull something like a Rihanna, Club Jamaica Gold.. Oh yes it goes down here my brothas, the drink tonight is nothing but Hennessy Black on ice, no ales no lagers we're gonna do it the Siaki way tonight!!'
'As long as it's on me.'
'No, brotha Mass. Tonight is the Siaki experience, and not a penny of your's will leave your pocket'
'C'mon, Dave. Lets go in, we're getting the VIP treatment tonight, and I wanna see those dance moves, heehee!'
'OK, Melissa, lead the way,' Dave smiled. 'I think its going to be a great night, and, man, Melissa, I need a great night. God knows how much I do!'
Melissa smiled and said, 'Dave, we're gonna find you a woman tonight if it kills us!'
'That's right, Dave, and if you don't, we'll kill you... Hahahaha..' Mass chimed in, with a evil grin on his face. Something in that grin told Dave that he better "pull a bird" as Mass would put it, or he would face an eternity of ribs and ridicule should his efforts tonight prove fruitless.
They walked to the front of the cue, and a $100 handshake with the bouncer later, and all four were inside, and the place was rocking like it was 2009!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zzApR6viDJA

After a couple of hours of bumping and grinding his way to several knockbacks, Dave found himself staring at the stage where a Dance Hall Queen competition was taking place. Dave was mesmerised at this one wannabee shaking her booty on stage for all and sundry in the building to see. Dave wasn't surprised when she claimed the first place prize; what did surprise him was, that when she accepted her prize she stared right at him, winked, and blew him a kiss. His heart fluttered, in a way it hasn't since the day he met his ex-wife, when the Dance Hall Queen strolled over to him and layed a huge kiss on his cheek, before introducing herself as Queen Pochahontas.

http://www.chicagoreggae.com/images/2006/jam/pocamic.jpg

In the time it took Mass to look up from a young lady under his spell, notice what was happening between Dave and Queen Pochahontas, signal a tipsy Siaki to look at Daves success, and make a face of mock-shock, Dave and Queen Pochahontas had left the building. Siaki, Mass and Melissa all broke out in laughter; they all knew that their mission to put a smile on Dave's face again was completed. 'Go on, Davey Boy! Get in there, my son... Hahahahahaha!!!!....'
The night became somewhat of a blur from there, as the Hen' began flowing fast, and, well, it all became a blur......... . . . . .

*****

TBC

Hahahaha Definitely felt like a night at Club Jamaica Gold.. Takes me back to my days when I was an LA resident.. Great job my brotha with TFAODAM, I cant wait to see whats around the corner.. Still laughing hard at the name Queen Pocahontas hahahahahaha...

Sidenote: Glad to see Showdown get some life back into it..

HolyJose2391
06-15-2011, 05:40 PM
Loved Showdown that was a pleasant surprise here also the ending was great! :D

Kashdinero
06-15-2011, 05:48 PM
Hahahaha Definitely felt like a night at Club Jamaica Gold.. Takes me back to my days when I was an LA resident.. Great job my brotha with TFAODAM, I cant wait to see whats around the corner.. Still laughing hard at the name Queen Pocahontas hahahahahaha...

Sidenote: Glad to see Showdown get some life back into it..

Haha!! I'm glad you liked it, Bruva!!! But, y'know, Queen Pochahontas is that chicks "real name" lolol! I just Googled Danca Hall Queen, and there she was in all her ravishing glory hahahaha!!!

@Roman: Great stuff, my man! I guess all that secret squirrel shit paid off for everybody.... Especially the mid-carders XDDD, And, the more comedy the better IMO, as it doesn't take away from the matches one bit, and I'm sure when the time comes to get serious you should have no trouble in getting the point across. Well done, Bruv!

xStraightxEdgexSaviorx
06-15-2011, 05:48 PM
Just thought of this: With three legitimate shows now, the ratings edge over EWNCW will be even more profound.

@ V-3: check your inboxes in about 20-30 minutes.

@ samoan619: Well, since everyone else commented on what Ryan Clark had to say earlier, what are your thoughts on the matter?

HolyJose2391
06-15-2011, 05:54 PM
On the Ryan Clarke post. WTF JBW being sued....just to let everyone know if we do go under I will stand by JBW through and through and then move to another e-fed after a few months

samoan619
06-15-2011, 06:00 PM
Just thought of this: With three legitimate shows now, the ratings edge over EWNCW will be even more profound.

@ V-3: check your inboxes in about 20-30 minutes.

@ samoan619: Well, since everyone else commented on what Ryan Clark had to say earlier, what are your thoughts on the matter?

I want to see how far the government wants to take this, because Siaki and the V3 have no problem laying the smackdown upon some government officials.. Down with the conspiracy!!!

xStraightxEdgexSaviorx
06-15-2011, 06:22 PM
I want to see how far the government wants to take this, because Siaki and the V3 have no problem laying the smackdown upon some government officials.. Down with the conspiracy!!!

LOL. V-3 vs. The Government sounds like a PPV match if I ever heard one!

I sent that PM btw guys.

Oh and LMAO @ HolyJose's comment.

HolyJose2391
06-15-2011, 06:27 PM
LOL. V-3 vs. The Government sounds like a PPV match if I ever heard one!

I sent that PM btw guys.

Oh and LMAO @ HolyJose's comment.
The bills don't pay themselves and no way am I going on food stamps...too soon?

xStraightxEdgexSaviorx
06-15-2011, 06:41 PM
The bills don't pay themselves and no way am I going on food stamps...too soon?

We're not dead in the water just yet there Jose. These entire allegations can turn out to be false. Maybe EWNCW is trying to slander our product. Maybe there are outside agents trying to bring us down. Maybe the head attorney will drop the suit if the alleged "subliminal messages" stop. There are a lot of things that can go down to put an end to this whole ugly situation, and maybe if V-3 and the Supernova come down and threaten that piss-ass attorney's well being. We will see lol!

thejman93
06-15-2011, 06:49 PM
Bunch of stuff I need to touch on:

1. Warfare was great last night; the top ten system is very cool.

2. Another beauty from my boy Kash!

3. Showdown is alive! Big props to Roman on taking the inititive there.

4. You poor bastards on Mayhem are in deep shit huh?

xStraightxEdgexSaviorx
06-15-2011, 06:55 PM
Bunch of stuff I need to touch on:

1. Warfare was great last night; the top ten system is very cool.

2. Another beauty from my boy Kash!

3. Showdown is alive! Big props to Roman on taking the inititive there.

4. You poor bastards on Mayhem are in deep shit huh?

This is a JBW wide problem, not a Mayhem problem. This whole thing could be shut down and we're all gonna have to go crawling towards EWNCW to get our jobs.

thejman93
06-15-2011, 06:57 PM
This is a JBW wide problem, not a Mayhem problem. This whole thing could be shut down and we're all gonna have to go crawling towards EWNCW to get our jobs.

Luckily, I have many friends in EWNCW. I'd be hired in an instant. :):p

HolyJose2391
06-15-2011, 08:17 PM
We're not dead in the water just yet there Jose. These entire allegations can turn out to be false. Maybe EWNCW is trying to slander our product. Maybe there are outside agents trying to bring us down. Maybe the head attorney will drop the suit if the alleged "subliminal messages" stop. There are a lot of things that can go down to put an end to this whole ugly situation, and maybe if V-3 and the Supernova come down and threaten that piss-ass attorney's well being. We will see lol!
Since you asked Politely I do live half an hour away from DC :p

WWTNA Mark
06-15-2011, 08:30 PM
I sent you a PM SES! :)

Pumpkinhead
06-15-2011, 08:51 PM
Great showdown RomanFlare, I'll promise Markus will have his revenge!!

A lawsuit??, seems someone created a conspiracy, you must send FSA to take that bitches down!!

jhorton1215
06-15-2011, 08:54 PM
One snap of the finger and the Zeus can send them all to the Underworld!

TheDevilsAdvocate
06-15-2011, 09:51 PM
Showdown was amazing, Roman. Keep up the great work. This was truly a great night for JBW. Kash an SES have also done their parts an I am looking forward to the continuation of all 3 of these things. The new writer was a pleasant surprise. Also, great work on the ranking system WWTNA Mark. I am willing to protect my spot at all costs! You can count on that.

WWTNA Mark
06-15-2011, 09:54 PM
Showdown was amazing, Roman. Keep up the great work. This was truly a great night for JBW. Kash an SES have also done their parts an I am looking forward to the continuation of all 3 of these things. The new writer was a pleasant surprise. Also, great work on the ranking system WWTNA Mark. I am willing to protect my spot at all costs! You can count on that.

Thanks TDA!!!

Pumpkinhead
06-15-2011, 10:28 PM
Is the roster thread going to disappear??

WWTNA Mark
06-15-2011, 10:31 PM
Is the roster thread going to disappear??

Its going to merge with this thread so technically yes.

RomanFlare
06-15-2011, 10:39 PM
Only one thing Roman, and it's not really important, but the theme music didn't work for anybody.

Wow, wonder why. Apparently the forums don't like handtyped url tags.

Thanks for the support folks! I was a little worried how it'd go over, but I don't know if I'll change the show format drastically. It works well in retrospect :D

xStraightxEdgexSaviorx
06-15-2011, 10:49 PM
Its going to merge with this thread so technically yes.

Hey WWTNA, do you think we should put the page where the roster thread is gonna go on our sigs so people can still see them if they want to? Oh and I got your latest and greatest PM, and I agree, that sounds a lot easier.

WWTNA Mark
06-15-2011, 10:50 PM
Hey WWTNA, do you think we should put the page where the roster thread is gonna go on our sigs so people can still see them if they want to? Oh and I got your latest and greatest PM, and I agree, that sounds a lot easier.

Yup! Great idea SES!

xStraightxEdgexSaviorx
06-15-2011, 10:51 PM
Wow, wonder why. Apparently the forums don't like handtyped url tags.

Thanks for the support folks! I was a little worried how it'd go over, but I don't know if I'll change the show format drastically. It works well in retrospect :D

I wouldn't change the format at all really. I loved it. I think it was a nice change of pace from mine and WWTNA's respective styles. Oh, and I have a funny commercial if you want it for the next ep.

RomanFlare
06-15-2011, 10:55 PM
I wouldn't change the format at all really. I loved it. I think it was a nice change of pace from mine and WWTNA's respective styles. Oh, and I have a funny commercial if you want it for the next ep.

PM me a link :D

xStraightxEdgexSaviorx
06-15-2011, 11:10 PM
You know what I just realized, the only champion in JBW who is a face is The Sleeper. Congrats to him for holding it down for the good guys!

RomanFlare
06-15-2011, 11:11 PM
You know what I just realized, the only champion in JBW who is a face is The Sleeper. Congrats to him for holding it down for the good guys!

I'm as shocked as you are. Well, that he's holding it, not that he's the only face.

>:P

xStraightxEdgexSaviorx
06-15-2011, 11:16 PM
I'm as shocked as you are. Well, that he's holding it, not that he's the only face.

>:P

Ouch! Thems is most definitely fighting words! Lol

WWTNA Mark
06-15-2011, 11:21 PM
For anybody who doesn't know, the JBW official show thread is up and Roman and I just posted the Warfare and Showdown episodes from this week.

BTW, I changed my sig! :D

RomanFlare
06-15-2011, 11:23 PM
I'm actually surprised there are not any divas in this federation...

xStraightxEdgexSaviorx
06-15-2011, 11:25 PM
For anybody who doesn't know, the JBW official show thread is up and Roman and I just posted the Warfare and Showdown episodes from this week.

BTW, I changed my sig! :D

WWTNA, don't take this the wrong way, but you change your sig/avatar more than anyone I've ever seen on a forum. Oh, and the JBW official show page was an awesome idea. I'm glad we're doing that. Mayhem will be up on it this week guys!

WWTNA Mark
06-15-2011, 11:26 PM
WWTNA, don't take this the wrong way, but you change your sig/avatar more than anyone I've ever seen on a forum. Oh, and the JBW official show page was an awesome idea. I'm glad we're doing that. Mayhem will be up on it this week guys!

I know dude, I know. lol

xStraightxEdgexSaviorx
06-15-2011, 11:26 PM
I'm actually surprised there are not any divas in this federation...

We've talked on it at the start of the show, and even if we got like three or four (which is a stretch considering the guy/girl ratio on this site) it'd be the same match-ups week in and week out.

S.E. Zero
06-16-2011, 12:24 AM
I like how balanced the rosters are on the shows.

Decent promos throughout the shows.

The matches are videos so well...I cant really see them on my phone but I'll try to see them on desktop computer sooner or later.

Overall they're good but I will always say it would better if they were written and not this whole video things done on both e-feds but that's just me I guess; cant really expect things to change overnight but....oh well it is what it is.

Thanks WWTNAMark for making the shows thread, it really did help me catch up to the latest happening on JBW.

Kashdinero
06-16-2011, 12:41 AM
Firstly: Are the shows going to be posted on this thread as well?.... Kash thinks they should be, as they're so nice they need to be posted twice!!!

Secondly: As I might have said back in my Pirate Radio Station day's.... Big shout going out to the Jman and TDA!!!!

BodomInvader
06-16-2011, 12:43 AM
Firstly: Are the shows going to be posted on this thread as well?.... Kash thinks they should be, as they're so nice they need to be posted twice!!!

Secondly: As I might have sai back in my Pirate Radio Station day's.... Big shout going out to the Jman and TDA!!!!

Yes! Big shout out!

Kashdinero
06-16-2011, 01:14 AM
Yes! Big shout out!

Um.... Thanks?

SilverGhost
06-16-2011, 02:01 AM
IC: JBW better have my one rival healthy. It would be saddening to see that faithful day.......not happening due to the carelessness of the organization.

Kashdinero
06-16-2011, 02:11 AM
IC: JBW better have my one rival healthy. It would be saddening to see that faithful day.......not happening due to the carelessness of the organization.

A way to have this historic match would be found... No matter what!!!

SilverGhost
06-16-2011, 02:19 AM
IC: I don't mind facing a few JBW talents here and there but lets get one thing very clear.....Any of the JBW talents so much as injures Siaki, make sure that the room you are sleeping in have lots of lights because I will haunt you with the very darkness itself! Its not a warning. Its a promise.

Young talents.....take note of this! This is how you find a rival that matches your skill! You will know your strengths and weaknesses, as warriors!

Kashdinero
06-16-2011, 02:45 AM
IC: I don't mind facing a few JBW talents here and there but lets get one thing very clear.....Any of the JBW talents so much as injures Siaki, make sure that the room you are sleeping in have lots of lights because I will haunt you with the very darkness itself! Its not a warning. Its a promise.

Young talents.....take note of this! This is how you find a rival that matches your skill! You will know your strengths and weaknesses, as warriors!

It's a good job Siaki is my good-good friend, and there's no chance of me injuring him, otherwise that promise might have come across as personal, Shuriken Bl-izz-ade!!!

I'd be more than happy to job to yo... I mean, face you as a warm up before the clash of titans!

SilverGhost
06-16-2011, 02:49 AM
It's a good job Siaki is my good-good friend, and there's no chance of me injuring him, otherwise that promise might have come across as personal, Shuriken Bl-izz-ade!!!

I'd be more than happy to job to yo... I mean, face you as a warm up before the clash of titans!

IC: One day soon....I am looking forward to facing some talents here. And that useless boss.

Leggo
06-16-2011, 02:57 AM
IC: One day soon....I am looking forward to facing some talents here. And that useless boss.

Siaki>shuriken...

Kashdinero
06-16-2011, 03:01 AM
Siaki>shuriken...


What he said ;)

SilverGhost
06-16-2011, 03:04 AM
Siaki>shuriken...


What he said ;)

IC: This bias.....its not set in stone and yet you are biased. We will see which organization has the best wrestler and noble warrior.

Kashdinero
06-16-2011, 03:04 AM
And that useless boss.


Why don't you tell us what you really think of him, Shuriken? Geez!!! Hahaha!!

For the record: WWTNA run's a very successful enterprise and he is far from useless. :)

Kashdinero
06-16-2011, 03:08 AM
IC: This bias.....its not set in stone and yet you are biased. We will see which organization has the best wrestler and noble warrior.

It was written thousands and thousands of years ago that the two of you would battle. Set in stone? Damn right it is!!

In the future, this match is etched in history!!!

Organisation-Shmoranisation, I just wanna see this match!!

Leggo
06-16-2011, 03:13 AM
IC: This bias.....its not set in stone and yet you are biased. We will see which organization has the best wrestler and noble warrior.

IC: you zsa zsa china? Sounds to me that the competition in your fed isn't up to scratch! You thinking of jumpin ship?!

SilverGhost
06-16-2011, 03:19 AM
Why don't you tell us what you really think of him, Shuriken? Geez!!! Hahaha!!

For the record: WWTNA run's a very successful enterprise and he is far from useless. :)

IC: Heh....a spineless, gutless, coward with no pride or courage.


It was written thousands and thousands of years ago that the two of you would battle. Set in stone? Damn right it is!!

In the future, this match is etched in history!!!

Organisation-Shmoranisation, I just wanna see this match!!

IC: Immovable Object vs Irresistible Force right?


IC: you zsa zsa china? Sounds to me that the competition in your fed isn't up to scratch! You thinking of jumpin ship?!

IC: I laugh at the people that always say that phrase. "Jumping ship"......I am not those guys.

Leggo
06-16-2011, 03:22 AM
IC: Heh....a spineless, gutless, coward with no pride or courage.



IC: Immovable Object vs Irresistible Force right?



IC: I laugh at the people that always say that phrase. "Jumping ship"......I am not those guys.


IC: so you are thinking of jumping ship then...

OOC: man, what time is it over there! Get some sleep dude!

SilverGhost
06-16-2011, 03:24 AM
IC: so you are thinking of jumping ship then...

OOC: man, what time is it over there! Get some sleep dude!

IC: Sorry. I don't have betrayal running through my viens.

Off Character: Its 1:24 am here and wide awake! :D

samoan619
06-16-2011, 03:39 AM
Siaki:
We're two months away from the big cross promo if August is still the month for it all.. But im ready for our battle of all battles my friend.. Definitely looking forward to facing a worthy opponent from the other side.. Coincidentally we both were trained in Japan, I for one have been trained in the New Japan dojo and cant wait to see what your strong style is all about.. Till then Shuriken, right now I have a conspiracy to destroy with my V3 brethren..

SilverGhost
06-16-2011, 03:43 AM
Siaki:
We're two months away from the big cross promo if August is still the month for it all.. But im ready for our battle of all battles my friend.. Definitely looking forward to facing a worthy opponent from the other side.. Coincidentally we both were trained in Japan, I for one have been trained in the New Japan dojo and cant wait to see what your strong style is all about.. Till then Shuriken, right now I have a conspiracy to destroy with my V3 brethren..

IC: I won't let Nakamura Shinsuke down. Lets finish our own issues then we will get to business.

samoan619
06-16-2011, 03:53 AM
IC: I won't let Nakamura Shinsuke down. Lets finish our own issues then we will get to business.

Siaki:
*tips hat to Shuriken* Agreed..

Kashdinero
06-16-2011, 05:11 AM
And thus, the respectful rivalry continued from a far.

samoan619
06-16-2011, 05:22 AM
The Retaliation Of The Coach: Part 1
After the Siaki incident at ESPN studios, Jonathan Coachman could not let go of what happened and the fact that it was televised for all to see on an episode of JBW Mayhem.. The Coach made a phone call to some of his WWE boys and they have just arrived to the Coach's office..

Coach: Fellas hahaha, JoMo, Mr. Kozlov, Wade Barrett, and my boy Chris Masters!! I'm glad you all came.. As i've told the big man on the phone, i've been having some trouble with this JBW asshole Psycho Siaki.. He really did a number on me and embarrassed me on national tv.. I want you guys to handle him and whoever else is around him.. Nobody fucks with the Coach, that's what I want them to remember after you're done with them..

Jomo: Dont worry about a thing Coach.. I have something extreme in mind when it comes to handling these JBW douchebags.. They will see what it feels like to face a parkour superstar outside the ring hahaha..

Kozlov: Comrade Morrisonski tells no lies.. I have my eyes set on target, and will crush this Siaki with mighty Sambo techniques..

Barrett: Well i'm gonna beat this bloody brute like his name was St George.. He aligns himself with my rival from back home and I guarantee you Mr. Coachman, that he will be groveling at your feet once we are finished.

Masters: Hehehe Coach where is the body oils?? I need some oils for my body while I put him in the Master Lock.. He needs the full experience to know what it means when you fuck with the Coach..

Coach: Yes, yes!! The oils are in this hand bag, Mr. Masters.. Do whatever you please fellas, just make sure you beat the living shit out of Siaki and bring that asshole back here!!

The fellas: Got it!!

*The fellas leave the room and the Coach kicks his feet upon his desk and laughs maniacally, Coach then picks up the phone and makes a call to the big man*

Coach: Thanks for everything, I guarantee you'll receive all i've offered for your help.. Lets see how this punk Siaki feels when he handles some of the big leagues hahaha..


To Be Continued....

Kashdinero
06-16-2011, 05:57 AM
The Retaliation Of The Coach: Part 1
After the Siaki incident at ESPN studios, Jonathan Coachman could not let go of what happened and the fact that it was televised for all to see on an episode of JBW Mayhem.. The Coach made a phone call to some of his WWE boys and they have just arrived to the Coach's office..

Coach: Fellas hahaha, JoMo, Mr. Kozlov, Wade Barrett, and my boy Chris Masters!! I'm glad you all came.. As i've told the big man on the phone, i've been having some trouble with this JBW asshole Psycho Siaki.. He really did a number on me and embarrassed me on national tv.. I want you guys to handle him and whoever else is around him.. Nobody fucks with the Coach, that's what I want them to remember after you're done with them..

Jomo: Dont worry about a thing Coach.. I have something extreme in mind when it comes to handling these JBW douchebags.. They will see what it feels like to face a parkour superstar outside the ring hahaha..

Kozlov: Comrade Morrisonski tells no lies.. I have my eyes set on target, and will crush this Siaki with mighty Sambo techniques..

Barrett: Well i'm gonna beat this bloody brute like his name was St George.. He aligns himself with my rival from back home and I guarantee you Mr. Coachman, that he will be groveling at your feet once we are finished.

Masters: Hehehe Coach where is the body oils?? I need some oils for my body while I put him in the Master Lock.. He needs the full experience to know what it means when you fuck with the Coach..

Coach: Yes, yes!! The oils are in this hand bag, Mr. Masters.. Do whatever you please fellas, just make sure you beat the living shit out of Siaki and bring that asshole back here!!

The fellas: Got it!!

*The fellas leave the room and the Coach kicks his feet upon his desk and laughs maniacally, Coach then picks up the phone and makes a call to the big man*

Coach: Thanks for everything, I guarantee you'll receive all i've offered for your help.. Lets see how this punk Siaki feels when he handles some of the big leagues hahaha..


To Be Continued....


Hahaha!!! This is great, my friend!! Coach is plotting revenge!!!

If Siaki needs help MD and SG are here to back you up! I've always wanted to beat up that Morrison bitch!!

samoan619
06-16-2011, 06:41 AM
Hahaha!!! This is great, my friend!! Coach is plotting revenge!!!

If Siaki needs help MD and SG are here to back you up! I've always wanted to beat up that Morrison bitch!!

Trust me my brotha, MD and SG are all in the mix, even a surprise cameo from one of the Eye will be in a future chapter.. Check your inbox when you have the time, I got some things for you and Leggs to handle..

xStraightxEdgexSaviorx
06-16-2011, 07:32 AM
It looks like V-3 has kinda taken over the last couple of pages here so let me chime in real quick:

Siaki>Shurikan=truth...but not by much. Shurikan is amazing.

I don't think cross promotion is gonna happen in August, but I could be mistaken.

The Coaches Revenge looks fantastic already, and I haven't even found time to read it yet!

I did get to read the response PMs from Leggo and Kash this morning, but I don't have time to respond to them just yet. All the ideas sound great though.

I'm off to work for the moment, but will be back around in about 8 hours. Let's hope the stuff we're currently talking about is still relevant when I get back. Wish me luck all, I'm not motivated to go to work right now.

Snair
06-16-2011, 09:32 AM
Snair is back in town!!Thanks for all those good luck wishes, you guys are the best.I missed some quality time here but to my credit I went through episodes I missed.Jbw is looking much bigger with all those acquisitions and on a side note Global uprising was great, me winning made it even better;-)

HolyJose2391
06-16-2011, 10:56 AM
Cross Promotion battle?! can't wait to see that! and if that's the case I need to see what EWNCW is all about then :p truth is Siaki is the best. and also a couple of posts back not for long the Sleeper won't be the only face as a champion give it some time :)

SilverCena
06-16-2011, 10:58 AM
It was written thousands and thousands of years ago that the two of you would battle. Set in stone? Damn right it is!!

In the future, this match is etched in history!!!

Organisation-Shmoranisation, I just wanna see this match!!

No, what is set in stone are the ancient scrolls which layout MY future. You see what has been discovered in these recent times is the following:

"The man whose name begins with a shiny mineral and ends with that of a noble warrior
will one day rise above the ashes and dethrone the ruler known as Shuriken. However,
this ruler is methodical and has a man who initials are KM. KM is the evil ruler's court
jester but also his personal assassin known to drop from the rafters quicker than the blink
of an eye. To get the king you must first defeat KM. Then and only then can you take your
rightful place as king once you send the previous mentioned names back into their own
created ball of smoke into the underworld"

See? It's all come to light.

K-Jammin
06-16-2011, 11:15 AM
Things are getting abit tense lately here in JBW, so thought i would spread joy to all of you great people
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xl_F74xBvkk

HolyJose2391
06-16-2011, 11:19 AM
Things are getting abit tense lately here in JBW, so thought i would spread joy to all of you great people
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xl_F74xBvkk


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xEH8_mCro8g

HolyJose2391
06-16-2011, 11:20 AM
no idea how the song fits but I found the dancing in the beginning funny :)

thejman93
06-16-2011, 11:32 AM
Firstly: Are the shows going to be posted on this thread as well?.... Kash thinks they should be, as they're so nice they need to be posted twice!!!

Secondly: As I might have said back in my Pirate Radio Station day's.... Big shout going out to the Jman and TDA!!!!

Thanks Kash! :)

BodomInvader
06-16-2011, 11:35 AM
Um.... Thanks?

Your Welcome brotha Kash-a-nilistic!

K-Jammin
06-16-2011, 11:49 AM
Your Welcome brotha Kash-a-nilistic!

*Big friendly wave*

North Vegas Benny
06-16-2011, 01:46 PM
IC: When did that punk bitch Roman Flare get his own show, and why is he calling me out on it ? If he is looking for a fight then step up, cuz the only thing between us is space and opportunity !!!!

OOC: Great show I like that you have ring announcers !!!

Leggo
06-16-2011, 02:31 PM
The Retaliation Of The Coach: Part 1
After the Siaki incident at ESPN studios, Jonathan Coachman could not let go of what happened and the fact that it was televised for all to see on an episode of JBW Mayhem.. The Coach made a phone call to some of his WWE boys and they have just arrived to the Coach's office..

Coach: Fellas hahaha, JoMo, Mr. Kozlov, Wade Barrett, and my boy Chris Masters!! I'm glad you all came.. As i've told the big man on the phone, i've been having some trouble with this JBW asshole Psycho Siaki.. He really did a number on me and embarrassed me on national tv.. I want you guys to handle him and whoever else is around him.. Nobody fucks with the Coach, that's what I want them to remember after you're done with them..

Jomo: Dont worry about a thing Coach.. I have something extreme in mind when it comes to handling these JBW douchebags.. They will see what it feels like to face a parkour superstar outside the ring hahaha..

Kozlov: Comrade Morrisonski tells no lies.. I have my eyes set on target, and will crush this Siaki with mighty Sambo techniques..

Barrett: Well i'm gonna beat this bloody brute like his name was St George.. He aligns himself with my rival from back home and I guarantee you Mr. Coachman, that he will be groveling at your feet once we are finished.

Masters: Hehehe Coach where is the body oils?? I need some oils for my body while I put him in the Master Lock.. He needs the full experience to know what it means when you fuck with the Coach..

Coach: Yes, yes!! The oils are in this hand bag, Mr. Masters.. Do whatever you please fellas, just make sure you beat the living shit out of Siaki and bring that asshole back here!!

The fellas: Got it!!

*The fellas leave the room and the Coach kicks his feet upon his desk and laughs maniacally, Coach then picks up the phone and makes a call to the big man*

Coach: Thanks for everything, I guarantee you'll receive all i've offered for your help.. Lets see how this punk Siaki feels when he handles some of the big leagues hahaha..


To Be Continued....

This is a great peice of work my fellow V3 brother! Looking forward to the next part!!!!

samoan619
06-16-2011, 02:55 PM
The Retaliation Of The Coach: Part 2

Siaki is at an NFL party being thrown by Ladanian Tomlinson in New York with his V3 brothers, Mass Dinero and St George.. To put it all in a nutshell, they're wasted, they said fuck the limo and decided to walk the streets of New York looking for a great late night food to counteract all the liquor they had..

Mass: What a cuckin party that was, but what I want to find is some of this great New York late night food everyone talks about.. Where the cuck are these establishments?!?!?

St George: All I want is a large, I say a large, Ruby Murray. Me New Dheli feels like me Nanny goat’s been cut! Guys, I really want a Micken Chadras…

Siaki: Hahaha! Its chicken madras my brotha, chicken madras!

St George: Yeah Siaks, that’s what I said

Siaki: Bruvs, if my unsober mind can recall, right down this alley leads right to the promised land, 24 hour Italian, Chinese, Mediterranean, Middle Eastern and Americana is right down this path..

*Siaki points down a long dark and narrow alley*

Mass: Just what the doctor ordered, greasy foods in New York City with all the drunk New York women within our range.. I say lets try all the food spots then try all the women when we return to the pent' at the Waldorf Astoria..

*Mass slaps St George a high five*

St George: What are we waiting for then my chinas! Food and fanny?! Sounds like a V3 moriarty of moriarty’s!… Oh and guys, we’re not playing pull the pig tonight. Top totty only, agreed?

Siaki & Mass: Agreed

*V3 makes their way down the dark narrow alley, until Mass was hit with a rock from behind, he turns around and see no one there.. Mass shrugs it off, turns back around and immediately gets hit again from behind this time by a bottle cap.. *

Mass: What in the bloody hell is going on here, who is there?? Show yourself..

*John Morrison begins to slide down a rusty fire escape, drops onto the top of a dumpster and then pirouettes off the dumpster and does a curtsy towards the V3*

JoMo: I know I dont need any introductions, everyone knows who the Shaman of Sexy is.. I bet you all are scared shitless to see one of the most gifted from the big leagues to handle the likes of you..

*The V3 begin lauging hysterically*

St George: Hahahaha! You can’t even take care of that knatterjack Batista! Why the ding dong bell should we be scared of you? Wait, you wanna borrow me dog and call Melina for back up? hahaha

Mass: Wait, you're the arse that's been throwing rocks and bottle caps at me?!? Cuck the food, you sir, are a dead man.. Bruvs, let me handle this, I got this.. Nobody throws a cuckin bottle cap at MassDinero, and smiles about it with his teeth intact.

*Jomo does a reverse somersault and lands in a handstand position back on top of the dumpster and kicks his legs into the splits position*

Jomo: Well bring it on Mass!! You dont know the meaning of Extreme until you witness my *starts spinning while in the handstand split leg position* VIOLENT BALLET OF PAIN!!!

*V3 starts laughing hard again pointing at Jomo*

Siaki: The guy just did a handstand, kicked his legs into the splits position and said violent ballet of pain HAHAHAHAHA!! Did he really just do that??? HAHAHAHAHA

St George: WTF? With moves like that, you should repackage yourself on Billy Elliot!

Jomo: Not funny you assholes, its on!!

*Jomo cartwheels off the dumpster and catches a first floor window ledge nearby *

Mass: Bruvs, enough with this flippy-flappy fool, Im tired of the comedy show, and I want a fookin' burger!!

*Mass rushes toward Jomo, Jomo uses his athletic prowess and pulls his body up to the next floor windows ledge.. He pushes his feet off the wall and does a moonsault looking maneuver.. Mass cocks back his fist and grazes Jomo's jaw.. Jomo flips back the opposite way and his legs hook into the dumpster while he is in a tree of woe position.. Mass rushes right back at Jomo, slides his boot right into Jomo's face and teeth are everywhere.. Jomo begins to cry, while frantically searching for his missing teeth, while spitting out bits of shredded gum..*

Jomo: Why isnt my athletic superiority and parkour skills helping me?? *sob sob* I give such a show in the ring, there's no way this dick Dinero can beat a front flip with a punch or kick..

Mass: Shut the cuck up, you poomps!!

*Mass hits Jomo with the "My Friend Went To London And All I Got Was This Blood Stained T-Shirt!" and he is done for, St George checks Jomo's wrist*

St George: Guys, Billy Elliot has barely got a pulse! Hahahaha!

Mass: Food??

Siaki: *nods* Food

*The V3 make it out the dark narrow alley, and are welcomed by neon lights and club goers lining up for food at the many establishments in the area..*

To Be Continued
*******************

Kashdinero
06-16-2011, 03:02 PM
No, what is set in stone are the ancient scrolls which layout MY future. You see what has been discovered in these recent times is the following:

"The man whose name begins with a shiny mineral and ends with that of a noble warrior
will one day rise above the ashes and dethrone the ruler known as Shuriken. However,
this ruler is methodical and has a man who initials are KM. KM is the evil ruler's court
jester but also his personal assassin known to drop from the rafters quicker than the blink
of an eye. To get the king you must first defeat KM. Then and only then can you take your
rightful place as king once you send the previous mentioned names back into their own
created ball of smoke into the underworld"

See? It's all come to light.

Man, I cucking love this guy!!!.... Can't wait to kick his arse in the cross-promotional war, though!!!!

SilverMass FTW!!!.... Oh yeah!!!

;)

SilverGhost
06-16-2011, 03:06 PM
Man, I cucking love this guy!!!.... Can't wait to kick his arse in the cross-promotional war, though!!!!

SilverMass FTW!!!.... Oh yeah!!!

;)

IC: I see you don't want me to defeat you in an embarrassing fashion.

Kashdinero
06-16-2011, 03:06 PM
The Retaliation Of The Coach: Part 2

Siaki is at an NFL party being thrown by Ladanian Tomlinson in New York with his V3 brothers, Mass Dinero and St George.. To put it all in a nutshell, they're wasted, they said fuck the limo and decided to walk the streets of New York looking for a great late night food to counteract all the liquor they had..

Mass: What a cuckin party that was, but what I want to find is some of this great New York late night food everyone talks about.. Where the cuck are these establishments?!?!?

St George: All I want is a large, I say a large, Ruby Murray. Me New Dheli feels like me Nanny goat’s been cut! Guys, I really want a Micken Chadras…

Siaki: Hahaha! Its chicken madras my brotha, chicken madras!

St George: Yeah Siaks, that’s what I said

Siaki: Bruvs, if my unsober mind can recall, right down this alley leads right to the promised land, 24 hour Italian, Chinese, Mediterranean, Middle Eastern and Americana is right down this path..

*Siaki points down a long dark and narrow alley*

Mass: Just what the doctor ordered, greasy foods in New York City with all the drunk New York women within our range.. I say lets try all the food spots then try all the women when we return to the pent' at the Waldorf Astoria..

*Mass slaps St George a high five*

St George: What are we waiting for then my chinas! Food and fanny?! Sounds like like a V3 moriarty of moriarty’s!… Oh and guys, we’re not playing pull the pig tonight. Top totty only, agreed?

Siaki & Mass: Agreed

*V3 makes their way down the dark narrow alley, until Mass was hit with a rock from behind, he turns around and see no one there.. Mass shrugs it off, turns back around and immediately gets hit again from behind this time by a bottle cap.. *

Mass: What in the bloody hell is going on here, who is there?? Show yourself..

*John Morrison begins to slide down a rusty fire escape, drops onto the top of a dumpster and then pirouettes off the dumpster and does a curtsy towards the V3*

JoMo: I know I dont need any introductions, everyone knows who the Shaman of Sexy is.. I bet you all are scared shitless to see one of the most gifted from the big leagues to handle the likes of you..

*The V3 begin lauging hysterically*

St George: Hahahaha! You can’t even take care of that knatterjack Batista! Why the ding dong bell should we be scared of you? Wait, you wanna borrow me dog and call Melina for back up? hahaha

Mass: Wait, you're the arse that's been throwing rocks and bottle caps at me?!? Cuck the food, you sir, are a dead man.. Bruvs, let me handle this, I got this.. Nobody throws a cuckin bottle cap at MassDinero, and smiles about it with his teeth intact.

*Jomo does a reverse somersault and lands in a handstand position back on top of the dumpster and kicks his legs into the splits position*

Jomo: Well bring it on Mass!! You dont know the meaning of Extreme until you witness my *starts spinning while in the handstand split leg position* VIOLENT BALLET OF PAIN!!!

*V3 starts laughing hard again pointing at Jomo*

Siaki: The guy just did a handstand, kicked his legs into the splits position and said violent ballet of pain HAHAHAHAHA!! Did he really just do that??? HAHAHAHAHA

St George: WTF? With moves like that, you should repackage yourself on Billy Elliot!

Jomo: Not funny you assholes, its on!!

*Jomo cartwheels off the dumpster and catches a first floor nearby window ledge*

Mass: Bruvs, enough with this flippy-flappy fool, Im tired of the comedy show, and I want a fookin' burger!!

*Mass rushes toward Jomo, Jomo uses his athletic prowess and pulls his body up to the next floor windows ledge.. He pushes his feet off the wall and does a moonsault looking maneuver.. Mass cocks back his fist and grazes Jomo's jaw.. Jomo flips back the opposite way and his legs hook into the dumpster while he is in a tree of woe position.. Mass rushes right back at Jomo, slides his boot right into Jomo's face and teeth are everywhere.. Jomo begins to cry, while frantically searching for his missing teeth, while spitting out bits of shredded gum..*

Jomo: Why isnt my athletic superiority and parkour skills helping me?? *sob sob* I give such a show in the ring, there's no way this dick Dinero can beat a front flip with a punch or kick..

Mass: Shut the cuck up, you poomps!!

*Mass hits Jomo with the "My Friend Went To London And All I Got Was This Blood Stained T-Shirt!" and he is done for, St George checks Jomo's wrist*

St George: Guys, Billy Elliot has barely got a pulse! Hahahaha!

Mass: Food??

Siaki: *nods* Food

*The V3 make it out the dark narrow alley, and are welcomed by neon lights and club goers lining up for food at the many establishments in the area..*

To Be Continued
*******************


Hahahaha!!! Jomo got owned!!!

Great stuff, Bruva!!! When Siaki gets his hands on Coach, that fool may get broken in half!!.... Who's next, Wade? That guy wants to watch out that Georgie Boy doesn't see him, otherwise their old skool rivalry may be renewed, an taken to a whole another level!!!

Kashdinero
06-16-2011, 03:12 PM
IC: I see you don't want me to defeat you in an embarrassing fashion.

I would gladly accept the challenge, Bl-izz-ade, but the Silver-pornsite-Surfer is first in line from EWNCW to get beat up!!! That pseudo-god TBOZ is in line after that, so I guess yo' noble ass has to wait to get KNOCKED THE CUCK OUT!!!!!.... Although, I will shake your hand after you have awoke from your forced slumber.... Ma$$Dinero has always been a big Shuriken fan!!!

samoan619
06-16-2011, 03:13 PM
Hahahaha!!! Jomo got owned!!!

Great stuff, Bruva!!! When Siaki gets his hands on Coach, he may be broken in half!!.... Who's next, Wade? That guy want to watch out that Georgie Boy doesn't see him, otherwise their old skool rivalry may be renewed, an taken to a whole another level!!!

Hahaha Thanks my brotha.. I dont want to leak too much about the next episode but Wade and George will be involved.. There will also be a cameo from on the members of The Eye..

SilverGhost
06-16-2011, 03:17 PM
I would gladly accept the challenge, Bl-izz-ade, but the Silver-pornsite-Sufer is first in line from EWNCW to get beat up!!! That pseudo-god TBOZ is in line after that, so I guess yo' noble ass has to wait to get KNOCKED THE CUCK OUT!!!!!.... Although, I will shake your hand after you have awoke from your forced slumber.... Ma$$Dinero has always been a big Shuriken fan!!!

Off character: Great stuff, my Samoan brother! xD

IC: Although you have a strange style, I will gladly shake your hand.....Dinero-kun.

samoan619
06-16-2011, 03:22 PM
Off character: Great stuff, my Samoan brother! xD

IC: Although you have a strange style, I will gladly shake your hand.....Dinero-kun.

I appreciate you checkin it out my brotha..

SilverGhost
06-16-2011, 03:26 PM
I appreciate you checkin it out my brotha..

Lol awesome man! Did you see the vid I put up dude?

Oh Kash! I have a friend that will show me some Gracie Jiu-Jitsu! He trained with Royce in the military.

Leggo
06-16-2011, 03:26 PM
@sammy

Great seg bruv. Already looking forward to seeing what's up next.

Dam, you and KD have been busy this week... I better get busy with my next excerpt of "by George"!!!

samoan619
06-16-2011, 03:31 PM
Lol awesome man! Did you see the vid I put up dude?

Oh Kash! I have a friend that will show me some Gracie Jiu-Jitsu! He trained with Royce in the military.
Im gonna go watch it right now hahaha..


@sammy

Great seg bruv. Already looking forward to seeing what's up next.

Dam, you and KD have been busy this week... I better get busy with my next excerpt of "by George"!!!

Definitely cant wait for the next "By George" excerpts and the continuation of TFAOMAD..

Kashdinero
06-16-2011, 03:38 PM
Lol awesome man! Did you see the vid I put up dude?

Oh Kash! I have a friend that will show me some Gracie Jiu-Jitsu! He trained with Royce in the military.

That's fantastic news, SG!!! I know you have the discipline necessary to take up such a fighting style.... Go for it!!!

SilverGhost
06-16-2011, 03:43 PM
That's fantastic news, SG!!! I know you have the discipline necessary to take up such a fighting style.... Go for it!!!

Man....I am not even sure. Its awesome but I am torn between Gracie and Japanese Jiu-Jitsu xD

Kashdinero
06-16-2011, 03:53 PM
Man....I am not even sure. Its awesome but I am torn between Gracie and Japanese Jiu-Jitsu xD

I'm not too familiar with JJJ, but I'd go with the Gracie BJJ... tried and tested, my friend!!!

RomanFlare
06-16-2011, 03:55 PM
IC: When did that punk bitch Roman Flare get his own show, and why is he calling me out on it ? If he is looking for a fight then step up, cuz the only thing between us is space and opportunity !!!!

IC: Don't let your mouth write a check you can't cash, or I'll take your title instead.

HeelTurn
06-16-2011, 07:11 PM
Whens the poll for the next PPV name going up?

thejman93
06-16-2011, 07:13 PM
Whens the poll for the next PPV name going up?

Ahhhh, I forgot about that, good question...

HolyJose2391
06-16-2011, 07:15 PM
The Retaliation Of The Coach: Part 2

Siaki is at an NFL party being thrown by Ladanian Tomlinson in New York with his V3 brothers, Mass Dinero and St George.. To put it all in a nutshell, they're wasted, they said fuck the limo and decided to walk the streets of New York looking for a great late night food to counteract all the liquor they had..

Mass: What a cuckin party that was, but what I want to find is some of this great New York late night food everyone talks about.. Where the cuck are these establishments?!?!?

St George: All I want is a large, I say a large, Ruby Murray. Me New Dheli feels like me Nanny goat’s been cut! Guys, I really want a Micken Chadras…

Siaki: Hahaha! Its chicken madras my brotha, chicken madras!

St George: Yeah Siaks, that’s what I said

Siaki: Bruvs, if my unsober mind can recall, right down this alley leads right to the promised land, 24 hour Italian, Chinese, Mediterranean, Middle Eastern and Americana is right down this path..

*Siaki points down a long dark and narrow alley*

Mass: Just what the doctor ordered, greasy foods in New York City with all the drunk New York women within our range.. I say lets try all the food spots then try all the women when we return to the pent' at the Waldorf Astoria..

*Mass slaps St George a high five*

St George: What are we waiting for then my chinas! Food and fanny?! Sounds like a V3 moriarty of moriarty’s!… Oh and guys, we’re not playing pull the pig tonight. Top totty only, agreed?

Siaki & Mass: Agreed

*V3 makes their way down the dark narrow alley, until Mass was hit with a rock from behind, he turns around and see no one there.. Mass shrugs it off, turns back around and immediately gets hit again from behind this time by a bottle cap.. *

Mass: What in the bloody hell is going on here, who is there?? Show yourself..

*John Morrison begins to slide down a rusty fire escape, drops onto the top of a dumpster and then pirouettes off the dumpster and does a curtsy towards the V3*

JoMo: I know I dont need any introductions, everyone knows who the Shaman of Sexy is.. I bet you all are scared shitless to see one of the most gifted from the big leagues to handle the likes of you..

*The V3 begin lauging hysterically*

St George: Hahahaha! You can’t even take care of that knatterjack Batista! Why the ding dong bell should we be scared of you? Wait, you wanna borrow me dog and call Melina for back up? hahaha

Mass: Wait, you're the arse that's been throwing rocks and bottle caps at me?!? Cuck the food, you sir, are a dead man.. Bruvs, let me handle this, I got this.. Nobody throws a cuckin bottle cap at MassDinero, and smiles about it with his teeth intact.

*Jomo does a reverse somersault and lands in a handstand position back on top of the dumpster and kicks his legs into the splits position*

Jomo: Well bring it on Mass!! You dont know the meaning of Extreme until you witness my *starts spinning while in the handstand split leg position* VIOLENT BALLET OF PAIN!!!

*V3 starts laughing hard again pointing at Jomo*

Siaki: The guy just did a handstand, kicked his legs into the splits position and said violent ballet of pain HAHAHAHAHA!! Did he really just do that??? HAHAHAHAHA

St George: WTF? With moves like that, you should repackage yourself on Billy Elliot!

Jomo: Not funny you assholes, its on!!

*Jomo cartwheels off the dumpster and catches a first floor window ledge nearby *

Mass: Bruvs, enough with this flippy-flappy fool, Im tired of the comedy show, and I want a fookin' burger!!

*Mass rushes toward Jomo, Jomo uses his athletic prowess and pulls his body up to the next floor windows ledge.. He pushes his feet off the wall and does a moonsault looking maneuver.. Mass cocks back his fist and grazes Jomo's jaw.. Jomo flips back the opposite way and his legs hook into the dumpster while he is in a tree of woe position.. Mass rushes right back at Jomo, slides his boot right into Jomo's face and teeth are everywhere.. Jomo begins to cry, while frantically searching for his missing teeth, while spitting out bits of shredded gum..*

Jomo: Why isnt my athletic superiority and parkour skills helping me?? *sob sob* I give such a show in the ring, there's no way this dick Dinero can beat a front flip with a punch or kick..

Mass: Shut the cuck up, you poomps!!

*Mass hits Jomo with the "My Friend Went To London And All I Got Was This Blood Stained T-Shirt!" and he is done for, St George checks Jomo's wrist*

St George: Guys, Billy Elliot has barely got a pulse! Hahahaha!

Mass: Food??

Siaki: *nods* Food

*The V3 make it out the dark narrow alley, and are welcomed by neon lights and club goers lining up for food at the many establishments in the area..*

To Be Continued
*******************

Pull the pig does that mean the same as jumping the grenade? (one guy gets stuck with the less attractive friend while the other guy gets the hot chick)

WWTNA Mark
06-16-2011, 07:20 PM
Whens the poll for the next PPV name going up?

It will be up. I just need 10 possible names from you guys so I can put it in the poll. ;)

thejman93
06-16-2011, 07:21 PM
It will be up. I just need 10 possible names from you guys so I can put it in the poll. ;)

What's the basis for the show? Is there a particular gimmick we should go for?

WWTNA Mark
06-16-2011, 07:22 PM
IC: Heh....a spineless, gutless, coward with no pride or courage.


IC: I think you have me mistaken with you Mr. Shuriken.

WWTNA Mark
06-16-2011, 07:23 PM
What's the basis for the show? Is there a particular gimmick we should go for?

It can be any name, no gimmick for this PPV. :D

thejman93
06-16-2011, 07:25 PM
It can be any name, no gimmick for this PPV. :D

It's gonna be at Wembley Stadium if I'm not mistaken so what about "The War at Wembley."

Cheesey I know, but that's the best I got.

SilverGhost
06-16-2011, 07:25 PM
IC: I think you have me mistaken with you Mr. Shuriken.

IC: No....not me. I am always the brave, prideful, warrior that I have always been! I shall teach you a thing or two about courage. You are a speedbump towards Siaki.

Siaki.....as my rival, please give everything you got when we have our match! I will do the same out of respect!

HeelTurn
06-16-2011, 07:29 PM
It can be any name, no gimmick for this PPV. :D

Wembley Wargames
English Aggression
London or Bust
British Brawl

Meh Im shit at names lol

WWTNA Mark
06-16-2011, 07:29 PM
IC: No....not me. I am always the brave, prideful, warrior that I have always been! I shall teach you a thing or two about courage. You are a speedbump towards Siaki.

Siaki.....as my rival, please give everything you got when we have our match! I will do the same out of respect!

IC: The only thing you could teach me is how to take an ass kicking because thats what your going to be taken by the hands of Siaki!

WWTNA Mark
06-16-2011, 07:31 PM
Wembley Wargames
English Aggression
London or Bust
British Brawl

Meh Im shit at names lol

It's gonna be at Wembley Stadium if I'm not mistaken so what about "The War at Wembley."

Cheesey I know, but that's the best I got.

Very good names but SES said the Wembley Stadium is our world tour if i'm not mistaken.

thejman93
06-16-2011, 07:31 PM
Wembley Wargames

You, my friend, may have just tripped over a purty little gimmick for this PPV...Wargames!

thejman93
06-16-2011, 07:32 PM
Very good names but SES said the Wembley Stadium is our world tour if i'm not mistaken.

Then please ignore my above post. :D

HolyJose2391
06-16-2011, 07:34 PM
The Clash at Wembley
The Queen's Revolution
Monarchy of Agression
Another One Bites the Dust (:D this one was for fun not serious haha)

thejman93
06-16-2011, 07:36 PM
Monarchy of Agression

Me likey....

samoan619
06-16-2011, 07:41 PM
The Retaliation Of The Coach: Part 3

*While the V3 were out getting their late night food fix out in the streets of New York, Chris Masters heads to the Waldorf Astoria where all the Mayhem superstars are staying during the NY show.. He figures he can catch Siaki in the lobby, put him in the Masterlock and bring him back to the Coach.. He sits down on a chair near the front desk, oiled up and in ring attire.. The Sleeper and a cute red head come out from the hotel bar.. They recognize Masters sitting in the lobby, playing with a little bottle of massage oil like it was an airplane or a rocket ship.. They approach him to see whats up with the WWE superstar.. *

Sleeper: Chris Masters!! What the hell are you doing here, you know you're a long way from home..

Masters: *making airplane noises and then lands the little oil bottle onto his lap, looks up at Sleeper and smirks* Just lounging out, I like to hang out in hotel lobbies and blend in with the rest of the tourists..

Sleeper: Bro, you're oiled up in a speedo playing Star Wars with a tiny bottle of motion lotion.. You're not blending in, not even a little bit..

*The redhead giggles and buries her face into Sleeper's shoulder, trying to hide the fact that she is laughing hysterically at Masters*

Masters: Little did you know Sleeper, this is all I wear, this is the attire to a work of sculpted art.. Everywhere I go, they see me and know I am a masterpiece .. When i'm at family gatherings?? Its just oil and my trunks.. What do I wear when in a business meeting with the Mcmahons?? Lotion and a speedo.. My choice attire for walking through a blizzard looking for shelter to survive in?? Spray tan and underwears.. But you would know nothing about masterpieces Sleeper, that was very uncultured of you..

Sleeper: Whatever chump, imma let you get back to your bed, bath and beyond space adventure.. *points at the redhead* She's got bigger and better things to handle *points at his pants* , so go chameleon and blend in with the crowd.. Im surprised I recognized you, since you're so unrecognizable.. Later Disasterpiece..

*Sleeper and the redhead walk away laughing towards the elevators and head upstairs to his room*


*A deep voice out of nowhere speaks to Masters*

Voice: I see you have a great taste in oils and lotions.. It takes a real man to understand about skincare products.. My name is SilverLace and maybe I can show you my collection of oils up in my room.. Check out this thigh muscle *flexes leg at Masters*..

Masters: Impressive!! Well take a look at my shoulder muscles and pecs, they move simultaneously.. I put oil on them constantly because they are the key to my unbreakable hold, the Masterlock..

SilverLace: Masterlock huh?? Well I have my own assortment of unbreakable holds, have you ever heard of the Bunny Hop?? I use creams from Egypt, to make sure no one can escape my Bunny Hop.. Do you know what they say about my Bunny Hop??

Masters: What??

SilverLace: Its inescapable, once your in it, you'll never want to leave.. *puts two fingers above his head like bunny ears and flexes his bicep*

Master: Blasphemy!! Nothing is greater than my oily Masterlock!! I wear Twighlight Autumn Nights body lotion and it is the key to my success..

SilverLace: Only one way to find out, come up to the Silver Bros suite and we'll see who can beat who.. Dont mind my brother Silverdust, he's used to seeing the Bunny Hop in action.. I would like to say he is quite the fan, like the rest of the world. *does a Rick Rude style hip swivel*

Masters: Fine!! Upstairs it is then.. *does the bow and arrow bicep and shoulder flex* And you did say you had a collection of oils, creams and lotions up there right??

*SilverLace nods*

Masters: Then so be it.. Prepare to be graced by a masterpiece.. And we will see who is truly perfection..

*Masters and SilverLace head upstairs, for the most weirdest awkward night ever, ask SilverDust hahaha.. But to Lace and Masters, it was Roman - Greco heaven lolol.. *

To Be Continued
********************

HolyJose2391
06-16-2011, 07:46 PM
The Retaliation Of The Coach: Part 3

*While the V3 were out getting their late night food fix out in the streets of New York, Chris Masters heads to the Waldorf Astoria where all the Mayhem superstars are staying during the NY show.. He figures he can catch Siaki in the lobby, put him in the Masterlock and bring him back to the Coach.. He sits down on a chair near the front desk, oiled up and in ring attire.. The Sleeper and a cute red head come out from the hotel bar.. They recognize Masters sitting in the lobby, playing with a little bottle of massage oil like it was an airplane or a rocket ship.. They approach him to see whats up with the WWE superstar.. *

Sleeper: Chris Masters!! What the hell are you doing here, you know you're a long way from home..

Masters: *making airplane noises and then lands the little oil bottle onto his lap, looks up at Sleeper and smirks* Just lounging out, I like to hang out in hotel lobbies and blend in with the rest of the tourists..

Sleeper: Bro, you're oiled up in a speedo playing Star Wars with a tiny bottle of motion lotion.. You're not blending in, not even a little bit..

*The redhead giggles and buries her face into Sleeper's shoulder, trying to hide the fact that she is laughing hysterically at Masters*

Masters: Little did you know Sleeper, this is all I wear, this is the attire to a work of sculpted art.. Everywhere I go, they see me and know I am a masterpiece .. When i'm at family gatherings?? Its just oil and my trunks.. What do I wear when in a business meeting with the Mcmahons?? Lotion and a speedo.. My choice attire for walking through a blizzard looking for shelter to survive in?? Spray tan and underwears.. But you would know nothing about masterpieces Sleeper, that was very uncultured of you..

Sleeper: Whatever chump, imma let you get back to your bed, bath and beyond space adventure.. *points at the redhead* She's got bigger and better things to handle *points at his pants* , so go chameleon and blend in with the crowd.. Im surprised I recognized you, since you're so unrecognizable.. Later Disasterpiece..

*Sleeper and the redhead walk away laughing towards the elevators and head upstairs to his room*


*A deep voice out of nowhere speaks to Masters*

Voice: I see you have a great taste in oils and lotions.. It takes a real man to understand about skincare products.. My name is SilverLace and maybe I can show you my collection of oils up in my room.. Check out this thigh muscle *flexes leg at Masters*..

Masters: Impressive!! Well take a look at my shoulder muscles and pecs, they move simultaneously.. I put oil on them constantly because they are the key to my unbreakable hold, the Masterlock..

SilverLace: Masterlock huh?? Well I have my own assortment of unbreakable holds, have you ever heard of the Bunny Hop?? I use creams from Egypt, to make sure no one can escape my Bunny Hop.. Do you know what they say about my Bunny Hop??

Masters: What??

SilverLace: Its inescapable, once your in it, you'll never want to leave.. *puts two fingers above his head like bunny ears and flexes his bicep*

Master: Blasphemy!! Nothing is greater than my oily Masterlock!! I wear Twighlight Autumn Nights body lotion and it is the key to my success..

SilverLace: Only one way to find out, come up to the Silver Bros suite and we'll see who can beat who.. Dont mind my brother Silverdust, he's used to seeing the Bunny Hop in action.. I would like to say he is quite the fan, like the rest of the world. *does a Rick Rude style hip swivel*

Masters: Fine!! Upstairs it is then.. *does the bow and arrow bicep and shoulder flex* And you did say you had a collection of oils, creams and lotions up there right??

*SilverLace nods*

Masters: Then so be it.. Prepare to be graced by a masterpiece.. And we will see who is truly perfection..

*Masters and SilverLace head upstairs, for the most weirdest awkward night ever, ask SilverDust hahaha.. But to Lace and Masters, it was Roman - Greco heaven lolol.. *

To Be Continued
********************

hahahahaahha keep em coming this is hilarious and...kinda disturbing with SL and Masters haha. go Sleeper getting it with the hot redhead :)

xStraightxEdgexSaviorx
06-16-2011, 07:54 PM
Ahh, I have some catching up to do with all the important/amazing stuff that's been posted recently.

First of all, yes, the next PPV should be held at Wembley, and The Monarchy of Aggression sounds like a winner to me. I'll be ready to vote whenever the poll is up WWTNA!

Second of all, I love the Retaliation of the Coach Siaki!! Maybe we can do a one night only special with JBW vs. WWE. Main event: The Coach vs. Siaki!! Oh and I'm gonna be sending you what I need from you for Mayhem soon!

@ Leggo: Can you clear some space in your inbox please?

HolyJose2391
06-16-2011, 07:56 PM
Ahh, I have some catching up to do with all the important/amazing stuff that's been posted recently.

First of all, yes, the next PPV should be held at Wembley, and The Monarchy of Aggression sounds like a winner to me. I'll be ready to vote whenever the poll is up WWTNA!

Second of all, I love the Retaliation of the Coach Siaki!! Maybe we can do a one night only special with JBW vs. WWE. Main event: The Coach vs. Siaki!! Oh and I'm gonna be sending you what I need from you for Mayhem soon!

@ Leggo: Can you clear some space in your inbox please?

<3 glad you guys liked it

samoan619
06-16-2011, 08:04 PM
Brotha Sam and HolyJose, I really appreciate yall checking it out.. The next one will bring us back to the V3 and their next scuffle with a WWE superstar.. These chapters are going to go a little deep storyline wise, and its gonna be out there with the humor and violence..

North Vegas Benny
06-16-2011, 08:25 PM
The Retaliation Of The Coach: Part 3

*While the V3 were out getting their late night food fix out in the streets of New York, Chris Masters heads to the Waldorf Astoria where all the Mayhem superstars are staying during the NY show.. He figures he can catch Siaki in the lobby, put him in the Masterlock and bring him back to the Coach.. He sits down on a chair near the front desk, oiled up and in ring attire.. The Sleeper and a cute red head come out from the hotel bar.. They recognize Masters sitting in the lobby, playing with a little bottle of massage oil like it was an airplane or a rocket ship.. They approach him to see whats up with the WWE superstar.. *

Sleeper: Chris Masters!! What the hell are you doing here, you know you're a long way from home..

Masters: *making airplane noises and then lands the little oil bottle onto his lap, looks up at Sleeper and smirks* Just lounging out, I like to hang out in hotel lobbies and blend in with the rest of the tourists..

Sleeper: Bro, you're oiled up in a speedo playing Star Wars with a tiny bottle of motion lotion.. You're not blending in, not even a little bit..

*The redhead giggles and buries her face into Sleeper's shoulder, trying to hide the fact that she is laughing hysterically at Masters*

Masters: Little did you know Sleeper, this is all I wear, this is the attire to a work of sculpted art.. Everywhere I go, they see me and know I am a masterpiece .. When i'm at family gatherings?? Its just oil and my trunks.. What do I wear when in a business meeting with the Mcmahons?? Lotion and a speedo.. My choice attire for walking through a blizzard looking for shelter to survive in?? Spray tan and underwears.. But you would know nothing about masterpieces Sleeper, that was very uncultured of you..

Sleeper: Whatever chump, imma let you get back to your bed, bath and beyond space adventure.. *points at the redhead* She's got bigger and better things to handle *points at his pants* , so go chameleon and blend in with the crowd.. Im surprised I recognized you, since you're so unrecognizable.. Later Disasterpiece..

*Sleeper and the redhead walk away laughing towards the elevators and head upstairs to his room*


*A deep voice out of nowhere speaks to Masters*

Voice: I see you have a great taste in oils and lotions.. It takes a real man to understand about skincare products.. My name is SilverLace and maybe I can show you my collection of oils up in my room.. Check out this thigh muscle *flexes leg at Masters*..

Masters: Impressive!! Well take a look at my shoulder muscles and pecs, they move simultaneously.. I put oil on them constantly because they are the key to my unbreakable hold, the Masterlock..

SilverLace: Masterlock huh?? Well I have my own assortment of unbreakable holds, have you ever heard of the Bunny Hop?? I use creams from Egypt, to make sure no one can escape my Bunny Hop.. Do you know what they say about my Bunny Hop??

Masters: What??

SilverLace: Its inescapable, once your in it, you'll never want to leave.. *puts two fingers above his head like bunny ears and flexes his bicep*

Master: Blasphemy!! Nothing is greater than my oily Masterlock!! I wear Twighlight Autumn Nights body lotion and it is the key to my success..

SilverLace: Only one way to find out, come up to the Silver Bros suite and we'll see who can beat who.. Dont mind my brother Silverdust, he's used to seeing the Bunny Hop in action.. I would like to say he is quite the fan, like the rest of the world. *does a Rick Rude style hip swivel*

Masters: Fine!! Upstairs it is then.. *does the bow and arrow bicep and shoulder flex* And you did say you had a collection of oils, creams and lotions up there right??

*SilverLace nods*

Masters: Then so be it.. Prepare to be graced by a masterpiece.. And we will see who is truly perfection..

*Masters and SilverLace head upstairs, for the most weirdest awkward night ever, ask SilverDust hahaha.. But to Lace and Masters, it was Roman - Greco heaven lolol.. *

To Be Continued
********************

Funny shit !!!!

xStraightxEdgexSaviorx
06-16-2011, 08:27 PM
Funny shit !!!!

sent you a PM NVB.

North Vegas Benny
06-16-2011, 08:29 PM
sent you a PM NVB.

I got it bro.

xStraightxEdgexSaviorx
06-16-2011, 08:54 PM
I got it bro.


In the immortal words of one Mr. Brick Top, goody gum drops.

RomanFlare
06-16-2011, 09:18 PM
My PPV suggestions:
Martyrdom
Brawl across the Pond
"They call it Football Here" (My favorite)
"It's 4 am here because of the time difference"

Edit: BTW, who do I brown nose for PPV locales? I want one in Ohio since New York never brings us any.

Leggo
06-16-2011, 09:24 PM
@SES & sammy

All clear guys!!!

xStraightxEdgexSaviorx
06-16-2011, 10:18 PM
@SES & sammy

All clear guys!!!

Thanks! I sent it.

RomanFlare
06-16-2011, 10:29 PM
Thanks! I sent it.

What about the Roman? No respect!

BodomInvader
06-16-2011, 10:29 PM
What about the Roman? No respect!

Yes Rodney Dangerfield, no respect!

xStraightxEdgexSaviorx
06-16-2011, 10:38 PM
What about the Roman? No respect!

Lol, I'll be sending you something soon. Leggo asked just asked first. Your promo sounds great though!

BodomInvader
06-16-2011, 11:04 PM
Lol, I'll be sending you something soon. Leggo asked just asked first. Your promo sounds great though!

You are a PM sending guru! :)

zapphoman
06-16-2011, 11:08 PM
The Alpha Dog says the polls for the next PPV name is up. SO GET OVER THERE AND VOTE YOU PATHETIC EXCUSES FOR WRESTLERS!!!

xStraightxEdgexSaviorx
06-16-2011, 11:12 PM
The Alpha Dog says the polls for the next PPV name is up. SO GET OVER THERE AND VOTE YOU PATHETIC EXCUSES FOR WRESTLERS!!!

What if I'm not a wrestler...can I still vote?

Cena
06-16-2011, 11:16 PM
What if I'm not a wrestler...can I still vote?

Sam can do whatever he want! He is on legends contract!

zapphoman
06-16-2011, 11:21 PM
What if I'm not a wrestler...can I still vote?

THE ALPHA DOG...(coughs and clears throat)sorry. THE ALPHA DOG WILL ALLOW IT.