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thejman93
06-05-2011, 03:51 PM
SPOILER ALERT, Andy had to deal with giving away his toys to the little girl.

In the words of Ken Anderson "Boo Fricken' Hoo!" lol

xStraightxEdgexSaviorx
06-05-2011, 03:52 PM
LMAO @ Sammy and the vibration sensation 2000.

samoan619
06-05-2011, 03:53 PM
First of all, thanks to everyone who liked the show that wasn't here for that initial viewing. The things you say about the show really do mean a lot so thank you.

Oh and @ Leggo and Sammy: You clearly don't understand. For people my age, we grew up with the Toy Story characters, so the ending hit home in a way you can't quite comprehend. You old muthafookas...lol jp. Seriously though, the ending was also a metaphor for moving on, as Andy just as Andy was moving away to college and his mom had to deal with that, SPOILER ALERT, Andy had to deal with giving away his toys to the little girl.

Its all good brotha Sam, I own all three Toy Story films, Shrek, Elmo, Yo Gabba Gabba, you name it, I probably got it.. Imma father myself and my son loves the movie.. I liked the movie a lot, definitely the best one out of the 3.. I just thought it was funny that the kid was gonna take Woody from the little girl lol.. But then again, I smoke weed everyday, so my views could be a lot more nonchalant.. But I definitely get the idea of what they were tryna push.. The only part on the movie that had me show any feeling was when they all were accepting the fact that they were gonna die so they spent their last moment together (before being saved).. That is the type of thing I could understand, because if we were all gonna go one day, I wanna make sure im not away from my kid and family..

xStraightxEdgexSaviorx
06-05-2011, 03:53 PM
In the words of Ken Anderson "Boo Fricken' Hoo!" lol

Oh yeah, well I got two words for ya!....that hurt :(

Leggo
06-05-2011, 03:55 PM
First of all, thanks to everyone who liked the show that wasn't here for that initial viewing. The things you say about the show really do mean a lot so thank you.

Oh and @ Leggo and Sammy: You clearly don't understand. For people my age, we grew up with the Toy Story characters, so the ending hit home in a way you can't quite comprehend. You old muthafookas...lol jp. Seriously though, the ending was also a metaphor for moving on, as Andy just as Andy was moving away to college and his mom had to deal with that, SPOILER ALERT, Andy had to deal with giving away his toys to the little girl.

I know my friend... Just pulling your pilsner. I watched all 3 films over and over (I have 3 kids) so I can understand where you're coming from. To be fair, I did get a (small) lump in my throat.

samoan619
06-05-2011, 03:56 PM
I got two words too: Aardvark Sex

thejman93
06-05-2011, 03:57 PM
Oh yeah, well I got two words for ya!....that hurt :(

hahaha!

I guess I'm just no tthe sentimental type.

xStraightxEdgexSaviorx
06-05-2011, 03:57 PM
Its all good brotha Sam, I own all three Toy Story films, Shrek, Elmo, Yo Gabba Gabba, you name it, I probably got it.. Imma father myself and my son loves the movie.. I liked the movie a lot, definitely the best one out of the 3.. I just thought it was funny that the kid was gonna take Woody from the little girl lol.. But then again, I smoke weed everyday, so my views could be a lot more nonchalant.. But I definitely get the idea of what they were tryna push.. The only part on the movie that had me show any feeling was when they all were accepting the fact that they were gonna die so they spent their last moment together (before being saved).. That is the type of thing I could understand, because if we were all gonna go one day, I wanna make sure im not away from my kid and family..

Yeah I get that too. That scene didn't hit me as hard though. I realize the fact that it was an emotional scene and all, but I think the fact that I don't have a family of my own allows me to take that scene better. there is a good chance that I''m going away to college though, so moving on with life is a theme that I can relate to. Maybe that's why that particular scene struck me.

xStraightxEdgexSaviorx
06-05-2011, 04:00 PM
@ Leggo: It's all good man. I knew what you were saying was in jest.

@ Sammy: W..t..f lol

@ jman: I was jp. I tried to think of a wrestling insult to come back at you with, but i thought what i posted would be funnier.

thejman93
06-05-2011, 04:02 PM
@ jman: I was jp. I tried to think of a wrestling insult to come back at you with, but i thought what i posted would be funnier.

Oh, I know you were just playing.

samoan619
06-05-2011, 04:05 PM
@ Leggo: It's all good man. I knew what you were saying was in jest.

@ Sammy: W..t..f lol

@ jman: I was jp. I tried to think of a wrestling insult to come back at you with, but i thought what i posted would be funnier.

Aardvarks need to knock boots too.. I heard that everytime an Aardvark mates, a cowboy blows his load.. Wait, thats not right.. I think its everytime a Senator gets re-elected, a prostitute becomes victim of an unsolved murder.. Dammit thats not it either, its everytime an Impact wrestler talks shit on social networks, it becomes the action of a hacker the next day.. Oh forget it, I can never get these right *shrugs*

xStraightxEdgexSaviorx
06-05-2011, 04:18 PM
Aardvarks need to knock boots too.. I heard that everytime an Aardvark mates, a cowboy blows his load.. Wait, thats not right.. I think its everytime a Senator gets re-elected, a prostitute becomes victim of an unsolved murder.. Dammit thats not it either, its everytime an Impact wrestler talks shit on social networks, it becomes the action of a hacker the next day.. Oh forget it, I can never get these right *shrugs*

ROFL!! Your still the champ to me Sau.

RomanFlare
06-05-2011, 04:27 PM
Aardvarks need to knock boots too.. I heard that everytime an Aardvark mates, a cowboy blows his load.. Wait, thats not right.. I think its everytime a Senator gets re-elected, a prostitute becomes victim of an unsolved murder.. Dammit thats not it either, its everytime an Impact wrestler talks shit on social networks, it becomes the action of a hacker the next day.. Oh forget it, I can never get these right *shrugs*

The saying you're looking for is: "Everytime CM Punk wins, an Angel gets a hand***"

WWTNA Mark
06-05-2011, 04:29 PM
RomanFlare, I changed my sig and avatar. ;) lol

RomanFlare
06-05-2011, 04:31 PM
RomanFlare, I changed my sig and avatar. ;) lol

The signature demands more respect than the last one, but Ghetto Cena avatar was so much better. B-.

WWTNA Mark
06-05-2011, 04:37 PM
The signature demands more respect than the last one, but Ghetto Cena avatar was so much better. B-.

I'll take the B-! :D

RomanFlare
06-05-2011, 04:43 PM
I'll take the B-! :D

I tend to prefer Cs, or even Ds, but hey, not every man is the same.

HolyJose2391
06-05-2011, 05:58 PM
Guys fyi I am in Disney world and I just saw Woody and Buzz :D

K-Jammin
06-05-2011, 06:23 PM
Guys fyi I am in Disney world and I just saw Woody and Buzz :D

Do you hear that? That's the sound of my heart breaking </3 Have a great time man

RomanFlare
06-05-2011, 06:34 PM
Guys fyi I am in Disney world and I just saw Woody and Buzz :D

Tell us if you see Bugs Bunny. Then send me some of whatever you were on at the time ;)

HolyJose2391
06-05-2011, 07:02 PM
Do you hear that? That's the sound of my heart breaking </3 Have a great time man

Aww poor k-jammin :( I'll make sure to have extra fun for you

HolyJose2391
06-05-2011, 07:02 PM
Tell us if you see Bugs Bunny. Then send me some of whatever you were on at the time ;)

I'll make sure to try and get it pass airport security ;)

BrandonLoopsTV
06-05-2011, 07:03 PM
Guys fyi I am in Disney world and I just saw Woody and Buzz :D

lucky! LOL

K-Jammin
06-05-2011, 07:25 PM
Aww poor k-jammin :( I'll make sure to have extra fun for you

Just promise to hug Donald Duck for me if you see him, that is all i ask.

jhorton1215
06-05-2011, 08:19 PM
One more week until the FSA drinks all the Diet Mountain Dew and finishes it off.

the-rocks-stunner
06-05-2011, 09:19 PM
Finally, i'm coming for your ass come mayhem!!!!!

tnawhat
06-05-2011, 09:25 PM
when is global uprising

tnawhat
06-05-2011, 09:28 PM
y cuando el polvo se asiente en el levantamiento mundial
avidico será su nuevo campeón de peso crucero

(translated)
and when the dust settles at global uprising avidico will be the new cruiserweight champion

WWTNA Mark
06-05-2011, 09:34 PM
when is global uprising

Its June 12th which means its this Sunday!

tnawhat
06-05-2011, 09:36 PM
Its June 12th which means its this Sunday!

thanks mate

Leggo
06-05-2011, 09:55 PM
Its June 12th which means its this Sunday!

What's the venue boss?

HolyJose2391
06-05-2011, 10:55 PM
IC:come this Sunday SuperNova will shine brighter than the stars and defeat the FSA and show That they are just scum beneath our feet!

samoan619
06-06-2011, 12:12 AM
ROFL!! Your still the champ to me Sau.
*Puts fist in the air saluting brotha Sam*

The saying you're looking for is: "Everytime CM Punk wins, an Angel gets a hand***"
That means about 2 years ago, a lot of angels got handjobs.. What is the WWE thinking these days, dont they know the angels arent getting handjobs..

THEKEVINBRAND
06-06-2011, 12:15 AM
Its June 12th which means its this Sunday!

oddly we have our PPVs at the same time these days

samoan619
06-06-2011, 12:21 AM
oddly we have our PPVs at the same time these days

Good for the business, we got more to read that day.. Its like a reward for those that follow both feds..

On a sidenote: NO MORE FORUM TALK ABOUT HUGGING DISNEY MASCOTS LOLOL!! This is definitely taking the viciousness away from the ALMIGHTY JBW.. I want my e-fed back lololol!!!!

Leggo
06-06-2011, 12:34 AM
Good for the business, we got more to read that day.. Its like a reward for those that follow both feds..

On a sidenote: NO MORE FORUM TALK ABOUT HUGGING DISNEY MASCOTS LOLOL!! This is definitely taking the viciousness away from the ALMIGHTY JBW.. I want my e-fed back lololol!!!!

Yeah!...

I tort I tor a pussycat! Lmao!

WWTNA Mark
06-06-2011, 12:38 AM
What's the venue boss?

At Wembley Stadium.

Leggo
06-06-2011, 12:43 AM
At Wembley Stadium.

Quality mate, quality!

samoan619
06-06-2011, 01:11 AM
At Wembley Stadium.

Oooooooh Big venue boss!! Psycho Siaki always wanted to go on an infamous pub crawl with his V3 brethren Mass and George..

xStraightxEdgexSaviorx
06-06-2011, 01:19 AM
At Wembley Stadium.

I thought the PPV after Global Uprising was gonna be at Wembley.

Leggo
06-06-2011, 01:20 AM
Oooooooh Big venue boss!! Psycho Siaki always wanted to go on an infamous pub crawl with his V3 brethren Mass and George..

IC: just got off the dog to Mass, and we've booked our usual penthouse, for the three of us.

thejman93
06-06-2011, 09:03 AM
Have PMs for Warfare gone out yet?

Pumpkinhead
06-06-2011, 09:06 AM
Could you post the update card for the PPV boss?

HeelTurn
06-06-2011, 10:21 AM
IC: Hugging Donald Duck, crying at Toy Story 3? Am I in Bangkok, because there seems to be an awfull lot of ladyboys.

samoan619
06-06-2011, 10:25 AM
IC: Hugging Donald Duck, crying at Toy Story 3? Am I in Bangkok, because there seems to be an awfull lot of ladyboys.

LOL I can say that out of character too lolol

RomanFlare
06-06-2011, 11:17 AM
(OOC:I'll get in on this shameless self advertisement)

Latest Tweet from @RomanFlare

The @IWC seems to be overlooking me. I'll make sure to change that Saturday. #WindsOfChange.

WWTNA Mark
06-06-2011, 03:12 PM
Have PMs for Warfare gone out yet?

I sent out the PMs. Hope everyone has got them. I'll be sending more out later.

WWTNA Mark
06-06-2011, 03:14 PM
Could you post the update card for the PPV boss?

I'll post the Warfare card for Global Uprising on Warfare tomorrow if thats okay with anybody.

Leggo
06-06-2011, 03:36 PM
I'll post the Warfare card for Global Uprising on Warfare tomorrow if thats okay with anybody.

Sounds good to me boss... I'm looking forward to Warfare tomorrow night, it's the last one before Global Uprising!

WWTNA Mark
06-06-2011, 03:46 PM
Sounds good to me boss... I'm looking forward to Warfare tomorrow night, it's the last one before Global Uprising!

Go-Home shows from Warfare and Mayhem are always great as it puts a lot going into Global Uprising! I can't wait to post Warfare! This could be a great one i'm working on!!!

Leggo
06-06-2011, 03:48 PM
Go-Home shows from Warfare and Mayhem are always great as it puts a lot going into Global Uprising! I can't wait to post Warfare! This could be a great one i'm working on!!!

Without a doubt china, they always are!

samoan619
06-06-2011, 03:51 PM
Without a doubt china, they always are!

I second this..

HolyJose2391
06-06-2011, 07:55 PM
Woo! Can't wait for warfare!

BrandonLoopsTV
06-06-2011, 07:58 PM
Woo! Can't wait for warfare!

I second this ^. Love to read the shows!

Silverdust
06-06-2011, 08:09 PM
What time is Warfare?

BrandonLoopsTV
06-06-2011, 08:20 PM
is anyone watching raw? lol

Leggo
06-06-2011, 08:39 PM
What time is Warfare?

Not until Tuesday night mate

Leggo
06-06-2011, 08:40 PM
is anyone watching raw? lol

No, I'm at work!!! Lol

xStraightxEdgexSaviorx
06-07-2011, 02:56 AM
@ V-3: I sent you guys a PM

@ RomanFlare and K-Jammin: Great promos for this week. I'll be responding to you guys after work tomorrow with what I have planned specifically for the shows on Saturday and at the PPV.

North Vegas Benny
06-07-2011, 02:57 AM
@ V-3: I sent you guys a PM

@ RomanFlare and K-Jammin: Great promos for this week. I'll be responding to you guys after work tomorrow with what I have planned specifically for the shows on Saturday and at the PPV.

Let me know if you need anything from me this week.

xStraightxEdgexSaviorx
06-07-2011, 02:58 AM
Oh and @ WWTNA, is there any way we can change the Venue for Global Uprising? When I suggested Wembley, I meant for that to be the PPV after Global Uprising. Sorry for the confusion.

Kashdinero
06-07-2011, 08:15 AM
I awoke to complete nothingness... A mixture of confusion, fear and anxiety struck me with the intensity of a Psycho Siaki promo. The muscles in my face let me know that my eyelids were blinking, but it appeared to me that I was blind. Memories of a fight came flooding back to me. A fight I clearly lost. 'How the fuck did that poomps beat me.. Wait, that was a buried alive match... Oh shit... I'm dead!... But where am I? Heavan? Hell? Purgatory?... Dimension-X?!?' I said aloud to myself. I then realised that my hands were trembling, which brought me to the decision to try to move. I moved my index finger on my right hand, then the full set of fingers on the left, before clenching and unclenching both fists. I had movement. I decided it was time to see if I could move my arms up, but they were stopped short of extending to their full reach, by something cold, damp and hard. It was a flat surface. It was then I realised I was... 'in a fucking COFFIN!!!! What the fuck... Oh shit, I-I think I'm done for.... No.. Wait, c'mon Mass, you've faced worse than this.... WAIT! There wasn't no coffin in that grave we was fighting over, and... Oh yeah, I should probably stop talking, and save some air'. I put all thoughts (and words), about how I got in the coffin, out of my mind to be addressed at a later time. For now all that was important was getting out... 'HELP!!!' I stupidly screamed out as the panic of my situation began to fully seep into my thick skull. A situation as dire as any I had ever been in, and one that I was sure, at that point, was going to be my last. That is until I realised I still had a pair, and swung with my right fist with all the strength I could muster. A loud crack signified I had broke a knuckle. I had also made a small, but significant, splinter in the wood of the coffin lid. 'THATS RIGHT, BITCHES! My finishing move is a knock-out punch for a reason' I said aloud wrongly thinking that conserving oxygen wouldn't be a problem. I swung again, this time with the left, and as soon I struck I landed with the right, ignoring the pain as best I could. I repeated the one-two combo a few more times and the splintered wood begain raining down on to my face and chest. With only the thought of survival running through my mind, my instincts kicked in, and I continued pummelling the wooden lid until my fist felt something softer. I extended my fingers and found that I had broken through my intended final resting place, and escape became a true possibility from that point on. I carefully began breaking the lid while trying to prevent the dirt above from caving in, and ending all hope I had of survival. Once the hole was big enough, and I was almost covered in dirt, mud and stones, I began digging my way out as fast as humanly possible. I wriggled, I scraped. I wormed, I clawed. I pushed, I pulled, I squirmed, I forced. I became one with the earth as I passed through a seemingly never-ending impenetrable wall I had no chance of breaking through before I passed out from lack of breath. I ascended to my breaking point, to my limits, but pushed passed them, then, finally just as it felt like my skull would implode...

http://preview.canstockphoto.com/canstock0117073.png

My fingers felt the cool, crisp air, about five seconds before I pushed my scratched face through the surface of my burial ground. Each of the those five seconds felt like minutes, but they were worth every agonising one as the air I finally sucked into my deprived lungs was the sweetest I'd ever tasted. I waited a few moments, while I was still buried up to my armpits, to allow my poor lungs to drink in the night air, and it was during this time I noticed that it was raining, but it wasn't water drops that was hitting me, it was dirt, and it wasn't coming down in an even spray, but at short intervals, that soon made me aware that it was in-fact only comimg down from one side, and as my eyes began to acclimatise I realised that the mounds of earth were flying out of a grave that was being dug, right next to my own. I began to panic again. Whoever had buried me, were clearly not finished, but while they were otherwise occupied, I would use this oppurtunity to make my ecape. I heaved myself out of the ground, and my eyes began darting about, surveying the scene, it was dark, but I thought I caught a glimpse of my travel bag. Confused, I went over, unzipped the front and found that it was indeed my bag, and it seemed all inside was still there, I grabbed my iPhone, and tried it, but the battery was dead. I reached in deeper, and my hand found my telescopic truncheon. 'Right' I whispered to my self, and I spun to look at the grave that was in the middle of being dug and with as much speed as I could manage began running towards the hole in the ground when I saw a figure emerge. With the darkness dampening my vision, I had no chance of knowing who it was as I tackled him him back in to the grave. His back landed with a loud thud, and the impact was powerful enough to knock some of the wind out me. I could tell that whoever it was they was unconscious. I turned as I felt a hand on my shoulder, raised the telescopic, and heard 'MASS!!! It's me! Dave!! Don't hit me!!' 'Dave!!! What the fuck! Whats going on around here, I am so fucking confused!!!!' 'I-If you're out here, then who's in here' a completely confused Dave said to the unconscious form of Chaz. 'What are you on about, Dave? You didn't think I was in this coffin did you?' I asked Dave, as the sorry truth began to dawn on me, 'you was trying to dig me out, wasn't you, Dave?' 'y-yes, b-but, h-how..' 'Dave, you need to start talking, and talking now, this is some fucked up shit right here... For a start.. What the fuck happened!! How did I get here! Start talking, Dave, you can see to Chaz in a minute' 'a-after Chainsaw took you out from behind, and you was buried alive, Ape had you transported to a DAF lorry and The Eye took you away from the arena. Th-th-thats when Chaz and I began f-following them in Chaz's Ford Cortina... We must have followed them for about half an hour when they drove into this graveyard.. We had to stop outside, get out and follow on foot, b-but, the Apostles were patrolling the area, so we couldn't see where they buried you, I-I-I-I'm so, so sorry, Mass, we thought we had the right grave, honest we did..' 'say no more, Dave, I know you tried your best' 'b-but, how did you get out, Mass, ho..' 'I dug, Dave, I dug, and..' 'oh my god, your hands are a mess! We should get to the hospital, l-like, n-now, I think Chaz could use a doctor too!' 'Dave, wheres Siaki, and George?' 'we couldn't call them because we never had their number and your phone was dead... I-I told you, you need to close your apps to conserve your battery powe..' 'man, fuck that shit! I just dug my way out of fucking grave, don't lecture me, Dave, now c'mon, lets wake up Chaz, and get his arse to a hospital' 'and you, Mass, those hands look fuc..' I cut him off with a swift slap, that let him know my hands weren't that fucked....

Dave, drove us, in Chaz's Ford, to the hospital, where covered from head to toe in mud, no-one knew who I was, which saved me the hassle of being mobbed by fans. 'oooh, mummy, look at that dirty man!' a little boy of about twelve, who was wearing a Cuck FilverSena t-shirt, said to his hot-looking mother, who was sporting a "St George is god" vest. I smiled to myself at the irony of the situation before the hottest female doctor I've ever laid eyes on came to take a look at me, 'oh boy, what do we have here!' the doctor said 'Here, let me clean you up' she kindly offered 'you look like you have been dragged through a grav... Wait a minute' she suddenly stopped mid-sentence as she had wiped the mud from my face and realised who her patient actually was, 'oh em gee!!' she excitedly spouted, 'you're Ma$$Dinero!! I'm your biggest fan! B-But, you was buried, and... OH MY GAWD!! You really have been dragged out of a grave, b-but, h-how d-did you...' Don't worry about that, just see to my hands.. You're really hot, so when all this is over, I'll call you and we can talk about it over dinner'. Suffice to say the rest of my stay in hospital was pleasant, and within an hour I was out of there. They was kind enough to allow me to leave through the back so's not to atract attention, where Baldrick was waiting in the limo. We dropped off an exausted Dave, and as I was driven home I couldn't help but feel sorry for poor old Chaz who had to stay over night. He's a good soldier, though, and he'll be fine. Well, he better be anyway, as I have a secret mission for him as soon as he's fit. Baldrick dropped me off and I don't remember hitting the pillow....

I've just woke up, and need to get ready, but I have some big things planned so stay tuned and keep an eye out for the next episode of..

The further adventures of Ma$$Dinero and Dave.

****

TBC

K-Jammin
06-07-2011, 08:52 AM
I awoke to complete nothingness... A mixture of confusion, fear and anxiety struck me with the intensity of a Psycho Siaki promo. The muscles in my face let me know that my eyelids were blinking, but it appeared to me that I was blind. Memories of a fight came flooding back to me. A fight I clearly lost. 'How the fuck did that poomps beat me.. Wait, that was a buried alive match... Oh shit... I'm dead!... But where am I? Heavan? Hell? Purgatory?... Dimension-X?!?' I said aloud to myself. I then realised that my hands were trembling, which brought me to the decision to try to move. I moved my index finger on my right hand, then the full set of fingers on the left, before clenching and unclenching both fists. I had movement. I decided it was time to see if I could move my arms up, but they were stopped short of extending to their full reach, by something cold, damp and hard. It was a flat surface. It was then I realised I was... 'in a fucking COFFIN!!!! What the fuck... Oh shit, I-I think I'm done for.... No.. Wait, c'mon Mass, you've faced worse than this.... WAIT! There wasn't no coffin in that grave we was fighting over, and... Oh yeah, I should probably stop talking, and save some air'. I put all thoughts (and words), about how I got in the coffin, out of my mind to be addressed at a later time. For now all that was important was getting out... 'HELP!!!' I stupidly screamed out as the panic of my situation began to fully seep into my thick skull. A situation as dire as any I had ever been in, and one that I was sure, at that point, was going to be my last. That is until I realised I still had a pair, and swung with my right fist with all the strength I could muster. A loud crack signified I had broke a knuckle. I had also made a small, but significant, splinter in the wood of the coffin lid. 'THATS RIGHT, BITCHES! My finishing move is a knock-out punch for a reason' I said aloud wrongly thinking that conserving oxygen wouldn't be a problem. I swung again, this time with the left, and as soon I struck I landed with the right, ignoring the pain as best I could. I repeated the one-two combo a few more times and the splintered wood begain raining down on to my face and chest. With only the thought of survival running through my mind, my instincts kicked in, and I continued pummelling the wooden lid until my fist felt something softer. I extended my fingers and found that I had broken through my intended final resting place, and escape became a true possibility from that point on. I carefully began breaking the lid while trying to prevent the dirt above from caving in, and ending all hope I had of survival. Once the hole was big enough, and I was almost covered in dirt, mud and stones, I began digging my way out as fast as humanly possible. I wriggled, I scraped. I wormed, I clawed. I pushed, I pulled, I squirmed, I forced. I became one with the earth as I passed through a seemingly never-ending impenetrable wall I had no chance of breaking through before I passed out from lack of breath. I ascended to my breaking point, to my limits, but pushed passed them, then, finally just as it felt like my skull would implode...

http://preview.canstockphoto.com/canstock0117073.png

My fingers felt the cool, crisp air, about five seconds before I pushed my scratched face through the surface of my burial ground. Each of the those five seconds felt like minutes, but they were worth every agonising one as the air I finally sucked into my deprived lungs was the sweetest I'd ever tasted. I waited a few moments, while I was still buried up to my armpits, to allow my poor lungs to drink in the night air, and it was during this time I noticed that it was raining, but it wasn't water drops that was hitting me, it was dirt, and it wasn't coming down in an even spray, but at short intervals, that soon made me aware that it was in-fact only comimg down from one side, and as my eyes began to acclimatise I realised that the mounds of earth were flying out of a grave that was being dug, right next to my own. I began to panic again. Whoever had buried me, were clearly not finished, but while they were otherwise occupied, I would use this oppurtunity to make my ecape. I heaved myself out of the ground, and my eyes began darting about, surveying the scene, it was dark, but I thought I caught a glimpse of my travel bag. Confused, I went over, unzipped the front and found that it was indeed my bag, and it seemed all inside was still there, I grabbed my iPhone, and tried it, but the battery was dead. I reached in deeper, and my hand found my telescopic truncheon. 'Right' I whispered to my self, and I spun to look at the grave that was in the middle of being dug and with as much speed as I could manage began running towards the hole in the ground when I saw a figure emerge. With the darkness dampening my vision, I had no chance of knowing who it was as I tackled him him back in to the grave. His back landed with a loud thud, and the impact was powerful enough to knock some of the wind out me. I could tell that whoever it was they was unconscious. I turned as I felt a hand on my shoulder, raised the telescopic, and heard 'MASS!!! It's me! Dave!! Don't hit me!!' 'Dave!!! What the fuck! Whats going on around here, I am so fucking confused!!!!' 'I-If you're out here, then who's in here' a completely confused Dave said to the unconscious form of Chaz. 'What are you on about, Dave? You didn't think I was in this coffin did you?' I asked Dave, as the sorry truth began to dawn on me, 'you was trying to dig me out, wasn't you, Dave?' 'y-yes, b-but, h-how..' 'Dave, you need to start talking, and talking now, this is some fucked up shit right here... For a start.. What the fuck happened!! How did I get here! Start talking, Dave, you can see to Chaz in a minute' 'a-after Chainsaw took you out from behind, and you was buried alive, Ape had you transported to a DAF lorry and The Eye took you away from the arena. Th-th-thats when Chaz and I began f-following them in Chaz's Ford Cortina... We must have followed them for about half an hour when they drove into this graveyard.. We had to stop outside, get out and follow on foot, b-but, the Apostles were patrolling the area, so we couldn't see where they buried you, I-I-I-I'm so, so sorry, Mass, we thought we had the right grave, honest we did..' 'say no more, Dave, I know you tried your best' 'b-but, how did you get out, Mass, ho..' 'I dug, Dave, I dug, and..' 'oh my god, your hands are a mess! We should get to the hospital, l-like, n-now, I think Chaz could use a doctor too!' 'Dave, wheres Siaki, and George?' 'we couldn't call them because we never had their number and your phone was dead... I-I told you, you need to close your apps to conserve your battery powe..' 'man, fuck that shit! I just dug my way out of fucking grave, don't lecture me, Dave, now c'mon, lets wake up Chaz, and get his arse to a hospital' 'and you, Mass, those hands look fuc..' I cut him off with a swift slap, that let him know my hands weren't that fucked....

Dave, drove us, in Chaz's Ford, to the hospital, where covered from head to toe in mud, no-one knew who I was, which saved me the hassle of being mobbed by fans. 'oooh, mummy, look at that dirty man!' a little boy of about twelve, who was wearing a Cuck FilverSena t-shirt, said to his hot-looking mother, who was sporting a "St George is god" vest. I smiled to myself at the irony of the situation before the hottest female doctor I've ever laid eyes on came to take a look at me, 'oh boy, what do we have here!' the doctor said 'Here, let me clean you up' she kindly offered 'you look like you have been dragged through a grav... Wait a minute' she suddenly stopped mid-sentence as she had wiped the mud from my face and realised who her patient actually was, 'oh em gee!!' she excitedly spouted, 'you're Ma$$Dinero!! I'm your biggest fan! B-But, you was buried, and... OH MY GAWD!! You really have been dragged out of a grave, b-but, h-how d-did you...' Don't worry about that, just see to my hands.. You're really hot, so when all this is over, I'll call you and we can talk about it over dinner'. Suffice to say the rest of my stay in hospital was pleasant, and within an hour I was out of there. They was kind enough to allow me to leave through the back so's not to atract attention, where Baldrick was waiting in the limo. We dropped off an exausted Dave, and as I was driven home I couldn't help but feel sorry for poor old Chaz who had to stay over night. He's a good soldier, though, and he'll be fine. Well, he better be anyway, as I have a secret mission for him as soon as he's fit. Baldrick dropped me off and I don't remember hitting the pillow....

I've just woke up, and need to get ready, but I have some big things planned so stay tuned and keep an eye out for the next episode of..

The further adventures of Ma$$Dinero and Dave.

****

TBC

This... is fucking brilliant

K-Jammin
06-07-2011, 08:52 AM
@ V-3: I sent you guys a PM

@ RomanFlare and K-Jammin: Great promos for this week. I'll be responding to you guys after work tomorrow with what I have planned specifically for the shows on Saturday and at the PPV.

Sounds good boss

SilverLace
06-07-2011, 09:03 AM
Oh and @ WWTNA, is there any way we can change the Venue for Global Uprising? When I suggested Wembley, I meant for that to be the PPV after Global Uprising. Sorry for the confusion.

Let me know if you need anything buttercup! ;)

Kashdinero
06-07-2011, 09:04 AM
This... is fucking brilliant

Thanks, bruv.

How does that song go?

"when I hear that trumpet sound
I gonna climb right out of the ground
Ain't no grave.. can hold my.. Body down"

@Straights, I got ya PM, bruv. I'm on the case.

RomanFlare
06-07-2011, 10:07 AM
This... is fucking brilliant

http://faqsmedia.ign.com/faqs/image/ani132.gif

sincara
06-07-2011, 10:44 AM
need anything from me 4 jbw boss

xStraightxEdgexSaviorx
06-07-2011, 12:15 PM
Mr. Dinero, that was gorgeous. Glad to see TAOMAD is back in glorious fashion.

@ SilverLace: How about another episode of the Price of Silver?

K-Jammin
06-07-2011, 12:36 PM
http://faqsmedia.ign.com/faqs/image/ani132.gif

What the hell is that?

Leggo
06-07-2011, 12:41 PM
I awoke to complete nothingness... A mixture of confusion, fear and anxiety struck me with the intensity of a Psycho Siaki promo. The muscles in my face let me know that my eyelids were blinking, but it appeared to me that I was blind. Memories of a fight came flooding back to me. A fight I clearly lost. 'How the fuck did that poomps beat me.. Wait, that was a buried alive match... Oh shit... I'm dead!... But where am I? Heavan? Hell? Purgatory?... Dimension-X?!?' I said aloud to myself. I then realised that my hands were trembling, which brought me to the decision to try to move. I moved my index finger on my right hand, then the full set of fingers on the left, before clenching and unclenching both fists. I had movement. I decided it was time to see if I could move my arms up, but they were stopped short of extending to their full reach, by something cold, damp and hard. It was a flat surface. It was then I realised I was... 'in a fucking COFFIN!!!! What the fuck... Oh shit, I-I think I'm done for.... No.. Wait, c'mon Mass, you've faced worse than this.... WAIT! There wasn't no coffin in that grave we was fighting over, and... Oh yeah, I should probably stop talking, and save some air'. I put all thoughts (and words), about how I got in the coffin, out of my mind to be addressed at a later time. For now all that was important was getting out... 'HELP!!!' I stupidly screamed out as the panic of my situation began to fully seep into my thick skull. A situation as dire as any I had ever been in, and one that I was sure, at that point, was going to be my last. That is until I realised I still had a pair, and swung with my right fist with all the strength I could muster. A loud crack signified I had broke a knuckle. I had also made a small, but significant, splinter in the wood of the coffin lid. 'THATS RIGHT, BITCHES! My finishing move is a knock-out punch for a reason' I said aloud wrongly thinking that conserving oxygen wouldn't be a problem. I swung again, this time with the left, and as soon I struck I landed with the right, ignoring the pain as best I could. I repeated the one-two combo a few more times and the splintered wood begain raining down on to my face and chest. With only the thought of survival running through my mind, my instincts kicked in, and I continued pummelling the wooden lid until my fist felt something softer. I extended my fingers and found that I had broken through my intended final resting place, and escape became a true possibility from that point on. I carefully began breaking the lid while trying to prevent the dirt above from caving in, and ending all hope I had of survival. Once the hole was big enough, and I was almost covered in dirt, mud and stones, I began digging my way out as fast as humanly possible. I wriggled, I scraped. I wormed, I clawed. I pushed, I pulled, I squirmed, I forced. I became one with the earth as I passed through a seemingly never-ending impenetrable wall I had no chance of breaking through before I passed out from lack of breath. I ascended to my breaking point, to my limits, but pushed passed them, then, finally just as it felt like my skull would implode...

http://preview.canstockphoto.com/canstock0117073.png

My fingers felt the cool, crisp air, about five seconds before I pushed my scratched face through the surface of my burial ground. Each of the those five seconds felt like minutes, but they were worth every agonising one as the air I finally sucked into my deprived lungs was the sweetest I'd ever tasted. I waited a few moments, while I was still buried up to my armpits, to allow my poor lungs to drink in the night air, and it was during this time I noticed that it was raining, but it wasn't water drops that was hitting me, it was dirt, and it wasn't coming down in an even spray, but at short intervals, that soon made me aware that it was in-fact only comimg down from one side, and as my eyes began to acclimatise I realised that the mounds of earth were flying out of a grave that was being dug, right next to my own. I began to panic again. Whoever had buried me, were clearly not finished, but while they were otherwise occupied, I would use this oppurtunity to make my ecape. I heaved myself out of the ground, and my eyes began darting about, surveying the scene, it was dark, but I thought I caught a glimpse of my travel bag. Confused, I went over, unzipped the front and found that it was indeed my bag, and it seemed all inside was still there, I grabbed my iPhone, and tried it, but the battery was dead. I reached in deeper, and my hand found my telescopic truncheon. 'Right' I whispered to my self, and I spun to look at the grave that was in the middle of being dug and with as much speed as I could manage began running towards the hole in the ground when I saw a figure emerge. With the darkness dampening my vision, I had no chance of knowing who it was as I tackled him him back in to the grave. His back landed with a loud thud, and the impact was powerful enough to knock some of the wind out me. I could tell that whoever it was they was unconscious. I turned as I felt a hand on my shoulder, raised the telescopic, and heard 'MASS!!! It's me! Dave!! Don't hit me!!' 'Dave!!! What the fuck! Whats going on around here, I am so fucking confused!!!!' 'I-If you're out here, then who's in here' a completely confused Dave said to the unconscious form of Chaz. 'What are you on about, Dave? You didn't think I was in this coffin did you?' I asked Dave, as the sorry truth began to dawn on me, 'you was trying to dig me out, wasn't you, Dave?' 'y-yes, b-but, h-how..' 'Dave, you need to start talking, and talking now, this is some fucked up shit right here... For a start.. What the fuck happened!! How did I get here! Start talking, Dave, you can see to Chaz in a minute' 'a-after Chainsaw took you out from behind, and you was buried alive, Ape had you transported to a DAF lorry and The Eye took you away from the arena. Th-th-thats when Chaz and I began f-following them in Chaz's Ford Cortina... We must have followed them for about half an hour when they drove into this graveyard.. We had to stop outside, get out and follow on foot, b-but, the Apostles were patrolling the area, so we couldn't see where they buried you, I-I-I-I'm so, so sorry, Mass, we thought we had the right grave, honest we did..' 'say no more, Dave, I know you tried your best' 'b-but, how did you get out, Mass, ho..' 'I dug, Dave, I dug, and..' 'oh my god, your hands are a mess! We should get to the hospital, l-like, n-now, I think Chaz could use a doctor too!' 'Dave, wheres Siaki, and George?' 'we couldn't call them because we never had their number and your phone was dead... I-I told you, you need to close your apps to conserve your battery powe..' 'man, fuck that shit! I just dug my way out of fucking grave, don't lecture me, Dave, now c'mon, lets wake up Chaz, and get his arse to a hospital' 'and you, Mass, those hands look fuc..' I cut him off with a swift slap, that let him know my hands weren't that fucked....

Dave, drove us, in Chaz's Ford, to the hospital, where covered from head to toe in mud, no-one knew who I was, which saved me the hassle of being mobbed by fans. 'oooh, mummy, look at that dirty man!' a little boy of about twelve, who was wearing a Cuck FilverSena t-shirt, said to his hot-looking mother, who was sporting a "St George is god" vest. I smiled to myself at the irony of the situation before the hottest female doctor I've ever laid eyes on came to take a look at me, 'oh boy, what do we have here!' the doctor said 'Here, let me clean you up' she kindly offered 'you look like you have been dragged through a grav... Wait a minute' she suddenly stopped mid-sentence as she had wiped the mud from my face and realised who her patient actually was, 'oh em gee!!' she excitedly spouted, 'you're Ma$$Dinero!! I'm your biggest fan! B-But, you was buried, and... OH MY GAWD!! You really have been dragged out of a grave, b-but, h-how d-did you...' Don't worry about that, just see to my hands.. You're really hot, so when all this is over, I'll call you and we can talk about it over dinner'. Suffice to say the rest of my stay in hospital was pleasant, and within an hour I was out of there. They was kind enough to allow me to leave through the back so's not to atract attention, where Baldrick was waiting in the limo. We dropped off an exausted Dave, and as I was driven home I couldn't help but feel sorry for poor old Chaz who had to stay over night. He's a good soldier, though, and he'll be fine. Well, he better be anyway, as I have a secret mission for him as soon as he's fit. Baldrick dropped me off and I don't remember hitting the pillow....

I've just woke up, and need to get ready, but I have some big things planned so stay tuned and keep an eye out for the next episode of..

The further adventures of Ma$$Dinero and Dave.

****

TBC

KD mate, this was magic mate, pure magic! Thanks for putting in so much effort bruv!

RomanFlare
06-07-2011, 12:55 PM
What the hell is that?

It's a Ditto. It's a famous Pokemon, which is a famous game in America. My entire generation grew up on it. Ditto is well known for it's ability to copy anything. Thus, I was copying, or "Dittoing", your statement.

Pokemon is a Nintendo game :p

K-Jammin
06-07-2011, 01:03 PM
It's a Ditto. It's a famous Pokemon, which is a famous game in America. My entire generation grew up on it. Ditto is well known for it's ability to copy anything. Thus, I was copying, or "Dittoing", your statement.

Pokemon is a Nintendo game :p

Ohhh very clever ;) yeah i know what Pokemon is as i was addicted to Pokemon Blue on the Gameboy about 10 years ago!

samoan619
06-07-2011, 01:16 PM
I awoke to complete nothingness... A mixture of confusion, fear and anxiety struck me with the intensity of a Psycho Siaki promo. The muscles in my face let me know that my eyelids were blinking, but it appeared to me that I was blind. Memories of a fight came flooding back to me. A fight I clearly lost. 'How the fuck did that poomps beat me.. Wait, that was a buried alive match... Oh shit... I'm dead!... But where am I? Heavan? Hell? Purgatory?... Dimension-X?!?' I said aloud to myself. I then realised that my hands were trembling, which brought me to the decision to try to move. I moved my index finger on my right hand, then the full set of fingers on the left, before clenching and unclenching both fists. I had movement. I decided it was time to see if I could move my arms up, but they were stopped short of extending to their full reach, by something cold, damp and hard. It was a flat surface. It was then I realised I was... 'in a fucking COFFIN!!!! What the fuck... Oh shit, I-I think I'm done for.... No.. Wait, c'mon Mass, you've faced worse than this.... WAIT! There wasn't no coffin in that grave we was fighting over, and... Oh yeah, I should probably stop talking, and save some air'. I put all thoughts (and words), about how I got in the coffin, out of my mind to be addressed at a later time. For now all that was important was getting out... 'HELP!!!' I stupidly screamed out as the panic of my situation began to fully seep into my thick skull. A situation as dire as any I had ever been in, and one that I was sure, at that point, was going to be my last. That is until I realised I still had a pair, and swung with my right fist with all the strength I could muster. A loud crack signified I had broke a knuckle. I had also made a small, but significant, splinter in the wood of the coffin lid. 'THATS RIGHT, BITCHES! My finishing move is a knock-out punch for a reason' I said aloud wrongly thinking that conserving oxygen wouldn't be a problem. I swung again, this time with the left, and as soon I struck I landed with the right, ignoring the pain as best I could. I repeated the one-two combo a few more times and the splintered wood begain raining down on to my face and chest. With only the thought of survival running through my mind, my instincts kicked in, and I continued pummelling the wooden lid until my fist felt something softer. I extended my fingers and found that I had broken through my intended final resting place, and escape became a true possibility from that point on. I carefully began breaking the lid while trying to prevent the dirt above from caving in, and ending all hope I had of survival. Once the hole was big enough, and I was almost covered in dirt, mud and stones, I began digging my way out as fast as humanly possible. I wriggled, I scraped. I wormed, I clawed. I pushed, I pulled, I squirmed, I forced. I became one with the earth as I passed through a seemingly never-ending impenetrable wall I had no chance of breaking through before I passed out from lack of breath. I ascended to my breaking point, to my limits, but pushed passed them, then, finally just as it felt like my skull would implode...

http://preview.canstockphoto.com/canstock0117073.png

My fingers felt the cool, crisp air, about five seconds before I pushed my scratched face through the surface of my burial ground. Each of the those five seconds felt like minutes, but they were worth every agonising one as the air I finally sucked into my deprived lungs was the sweetest I'd ever tasted. I waited a few moments, while I was still buried up to my armpits, to allow my poor lungs to drink in the night air, and it was during this time I noticed that it was raining, but it wasn't water drops that was hitting me, it was dirt, and it wasn't coming down in an even spray, but at short intervals, that soon made me aware that it was in-fact only comimg down from one side, and as my eyes began to acclimatise I realised that the mounds of earth were flying out of a grave that was being dug, right next to my own. I began to panic again. Whoever had buried me, were clearly not finished, but while they were otherwise occupied, I would use this oppurtunity to make my ecape. I heaved myself out of the ground, and my eyes began darting about, surveying the scene, it was dark, but I thought I caught a glimpse of my travel bag. Confused, I went over, unzipped the front and found that it was indeed my bag, and it seemed all inside was still there, I grabbed my iPhone, and tried it, but the battery was dead. I reached in deeper, and my hand found my telescopic truncheon. 'Right' I whispered to my self, and I spun to look at the grave that was in the middle of being dug and with as much speed as I could manage began running towards the hole in the ground when I saw a figure emerge. With the darkness dampening my vision, I had no chance of knowing who it was as I tackled him him back in to the grave. His back landed with a loud thud, and the impact was powerful enough to knock some of the wind out me. I could tell that whoever it was they was unconscious. I turned as I felt a hand on my shoulder, raised the telescopic, and heard 'MASS!!! It's me! Dave!! Don't hit me!!' 'Dave!!! What the fuck! Whats going on around here, I am so fucking confused!!!!' 'I-If you're out here, then who's in here' a completely confused Dave said to the unconscious form of Chaz. 'What are you on about, Dave? You didn't think I was in this coffin did you?' I asked Dave, as the sorry truth began to dawn on me, 'you was trying to dig me out, wasn't you, Dave?' 'y-yes, b-but, h-how..' 'Dave, you need to start talking, and talking now, this is some fucked up shit right here... For a start.. What the fuck happened!! How did I get here! Start talking, Dave, you can see to Chaz in a minute' 'a-after Chainsaw took you out from behind, and you was buried alive, Ape had you transported to a DAF lorry and The Eye took you away from the arena. Th-th-thats when Chaz and I began f-following them in Chaz's Ford Cortina... We must have followed them for about half an hour when they drove into this graveyard.. We had to stop outside, get out and follow on foot, b-but, the Apostles were patrolling the area, so we couldn't see where they buried you, I-I-I-I'm so, so sorry, Mass, we thought we had the right grave, honest we did..' 'say no more, Dave, I know you tried your best' 'b-but, how did you get out, Mass, ho..' 'I dug, Dave, I dug, and..' 'oh my god, your hands are a mess! We should get to the hospital, l-like, n-now, I think Chaz could use a doctor too!' 'Dave, wheres Siaki, and George?' 'we couldn't call them because we never had their number and your phone was dead... I-I told you, you need to close your apps to conserve your battery powe..' 'man, fuck that shit! I just dug my way out of fucking grave, don't lecture me, Dave, now c'mon, lets wake up Chaz, and get his arse to a hospital' 'and you, Mass, those hands look fuc..' I cut him off with a swift slap, that let him know my hands weren't that fucked....

Dave, drove us, in Chaz's Ford, to the hospital, where covered from head to toe in mud, no-one knew who I was, which saved me the hassle of being mobbed by fans. 'oooh, mummy, look at that dirty man!' a little boy of about twelve, who was wearing a Cuck FilverSena t-shirt, said to his hot-looking mother, who was sporting a "St George is god" vest. I smiled to myself at the irony of the situation before the hottest female doctor I've ever laid eyes on came to take a look at me, 'oh boy, what do we have here!' the doctor said 'Here, let me clean you up' she kindly offered 'you look like you have been dragged through a grav... Wait a minute' she suddenly stopped mid-sentence as she had wiped the mud from my face and realised who her patient actually was, 'oh em gee!!' she excitedly spouted, 'you're Ma$$Dinero!! I'm your biggest fan! B-But, you was buried, and... OH MY GAWD!! You really have been dragged out of a grave, b-but, h-how d-did you...' Don't worry about that, just see to my hands.. You're really hot, so when all this is over, I'll call you and we can talk about it over dinner'. Suffice to say the rest of my stay in hospital was pleasant, and within an hour I was out of there. They was kind enough to allow me to leave through the back so's not to atract attention, where Baldrick was waiting in the limo. We dropped off an exausted Dave, and as I was driven home I couldn't help but feel sorry for poor old Chaz who had to stay over night. He's a good soldier, though, and he'll be fine. Well, he better be anyway, as I have a secret mission for him as soon as he's fit. Baldrick dropped me off and I don't remember hitting the pillow....

I've just woke up, and need to get ready, but I have some big things planned so stay tuned and keep an eye out for the next episode of..

The further adventures of Ma$$Dinero and Dave.

****

TBC

Looks like Brotha Kash got my vote for promo of the month again haha.. Im pretty sure TFAODAM is gonna win it this time.. It was very well written, I swear you could be a writer my brotha..

RomanFlare
06-07-2011, 01:32 PM
Looks like Brotha Kash got my vote for promo of the month again haha..

We've got 3+ weeks left! I will top it! ;D

WWTNA Mark
06-07-2011, 02:27 PM
Hey guys! I'm working on Warfare right now!!! I'm sending out some PMs for the show and we are good to go!

WWTNA Mark
06-07-2011, 02:32 PM
BTW guys, I got some feedback from someone and he told me that the JBW shows like Warfare and Mayhem should have there own separate thread and that this thread should be used for discussions. Anyone agree???

Leggo
06-07-2011, 02:33 PM
@ Sammy and RF

I think SES was thinking about doing two separate POTMs. One for the thread eg, TAODAM etc and one for the promos on mayhem. It would even it out a bit more then. What do you think?

Leggo
06-07-2011, 02:37 PM
BTW guys, I got some feedback from someone and he told me that the JBW shows like Warfare and Mayhem should have there own separate thread and that this thread should be used for discussions. Anyone agree???

i think it could work, but things like toadam and by George, and general character promos should stay on this thread. The new thread should just have the shows. The ratings (views) for this thread will drop though IMO.

North Vegas Benny
06-07-2011, 02:38 PM
BTW guys, I got some feedback from someone and he told me that the JBW shows like Warfare and Mayhem should have there own separate thread and that this thread should be used for discussions. Anyone agree???

I like that idea cuz I'm tired of having to search the pages when I miss a show.

samoan619
06-07-2011, 02:39 PM
BTW guys, I got some feedback from someone and he told me that the JBW shows like Warfare and Mayhem should have there own separate thread and that this thread should be used for discussions. Anyone agree???

I think its a great idea, but we need all the episodes from 1st to now on each brand's respective thread..

WWTNA Mark
06-07-2011, 02:41 PM
i think it could work, but things like toadam and by George, and general character promos should stay on this thread. The new thread should just have the shows. The ratings (views) for this thread will drop though IMO.

I agree that the TOADAM, By George, Zeus' random facts, and other build up to characters should stay on this thread.

thejman93
06-07-2011, 02:42 PM
BTW guys, I got some feedback from someone and he told me that the JBW shows like Warfare and Mayhem should have there own separate thread and that this thread should be used for discussions. Anyone agree???

I like the idea personally. Should we have a thread for each show or one thread for both shows?

WWTNA Mark
06-07-2011, 02:42 PM
I think its a great idea, but we need all the episodes from 1st to now on each brand's respective thread..

Thats true. I'll probably post all of the Warfare shows on the Warfare thread and SES will do the same for Mayhem.

WWTNA Mark
06-07-2011, 02:43 PM
I like the idea personally. Should we have a thread for each show or one thread for both shows?

I think having a thread for each show is better IMO.

Leggo
06-07-2011, 02:44 PM
I like the idea personally. Should we have a thread for each show or one thread for both shows?

I would have both on one thread. It's easier to access then, and will have continuity. Just my op though.

RomanFlare
06-07-2011, 02:44 PM
I think having a thread for each show is better IMO.

How will PPVs be done then?

I really do like the idea though, personally.


@ Sammy and RF

I think SES was thinking about doing two separate POTMs. One for the thread eg, TAODAM etc and one for the promos on mayhem. It would even it out a bit more then. What do you think?

Go for it. I like to express my opinion via pressing buttons!

thejman93
06-07-2011, 02:44 PM
I think having a thread for each show is better IMO.

Sounds good to me!

You got my stuff for tonight right?

thejman93
06-07-2011, 02:45 PM
I would have both on one thread. It's easier to access then, and will have continuity. Just my op though.


How will PPVs be done then?

I really do like the idea though, personally.

Good points guys, one threadmight be better.

WWTNA Mark
06-07-2011, 02:47 PM
Sounds good to me!

You got my stuff for tonight right?

Yup! Great promos BTW!

WWTNA Mark
06-07-2011, 02:48 PM
How will PPVs be done then?

I really do like the idea though, personally.


You bring up a good point. The PPVs have to go somewhere.

WWTNA Mark
06-07-2011, 02:50 PM
Good points guys, one threadmight be better.

Thats true too. but I'll see what SES says since hes control of Mayhem.

North Vegas Benny
06-07-2011, 02:50 PM
Good points guys, one threadmight be better.

JBW is getting to big for just one thread Mayhem and Warfare should have their own threads and ppvs should have its own or just keep them on this thread.

RomanFlare
06-07-2011, 02:54 PM
You bring up a good point. The PPVs have to go somewhere.

Are we talking a set up like this:
~ Main Thread
~ Warfare Thread
~ Mayhem Thread

or
~Warfare/Main Thread
~ Mayhem Thread

?

The former split would easily place the PPVs in the main thread. The latter is a bit harder to say.

thejman93
06-07-2011, 02:57 PM
JBW is getting to big for just one thread Mayhem and Warfare should have their own threads and ppvs should have its own or just keep them on this thread.

I was thinking more along the lines of keeping general promos, conversation, and stuff here and creating one thread where we would just put Warfare, Mayhem, and all the PPVs.

Leggo
06-07-2011, 03:00 PM
Are we talking a set up like this:
~ Main Thread
~ Warfare Thread
~ Mayhem Thread

or
~Warfare/Main Thread
~ Mayhem Thread

?

The former split would easily place the PPVs in the main thread. The latter is a bit harder to say.

What about if we had the following:-

Jbw thread - for all character chit chat and non show promos

Show/ppv thread - for both warfare and mayhem shows and ppvs

If we have too many threads it may get confusing. I think having the shows and ppvs on the same thread would make it easier for people to read through.

thejman93
06-07-2011, 03:03 PM
What about if we had the following:-

Jbw thread - for all character chit chat and non show promos

Show/ppv thread - for both warfare and mayhem shows and ppvs

If we have too many threads it may get confusing. I think having the shows and ppvs on the same thread would make it easier for people to read through.

This is what I was getting at.

WWTNA Mark
06-07-2011, 03:12 PM
What about if we had the following:-

Jbw thread - for all character chit chat and non show promos

Show/ppv thread - for both warfare and mayhem shows and ppvs

If we have too many threads it may get confusing. I think having the shows and ppvs on the same thread would make it easier for people to read through.

True but the Warfare and Mayhem shows are going to get cluttered up and it would be hard to find certain shows tbh.

RomanFlare
06-07-2011, 03:15 PM
True but the Warfare and Mayhem shows are going to get cluttered up and it would be hard to find certain shows tbh.

It's a poinent problem. Do you want it to get cluttered show wise, or thread wise? I vote for thread wise, as long as they're marked clearly.

WWTNA Mark
06-07-2011, 03:18 PM
It's a poinent problem. Do you want it to get cluttered show wise, or thread wise? I vote for thread wise, as long as they're marked clearly.

If the Warfare and Mayhem threads get stickied, then I really don't see a problem IMO.

samoan619
06-07-2011, 03:19 PM
True but the Warfare and Mayhem shows are going to get cluttered up and it would be hard to find certain shows tbh.

I agree with two seperate threads for Mayhem and Warfare, put the PPVs on the the JBW thread and make it stick to the top of the forum.. Maybe unstick the JBW Roster thread and replace it with a possible PPV thread if yall arent feeling the PPVs being on the main thread..

WWTNA Mark
06-07-2011, 03:20 PM
I agree with two seperate threads for Mayhem and Warfare, put the PPVs on the the JBW thread and make it stick to the top of the forum.. Maybe unstick the JBW Roster thread and replace it with a possible PPV thread if yall arent feeling the PPVs being on the main thread..

This is a great idea.

RomanFlare
06-07-2011, 03:20 PM
if the warfare and mayhem threads get stickied, then i really don't see a problem imo.

We need a JBW forum! Yeah!

thejman93
06-07-2011, 03:22 PM
I agree with two seperate threads for Mayhem and Warfare, put the PPVs on the the JBW thread and make it stick to the top of the forum.. Maybe unstick the JBW Roster thread and replace it with a possible PPV thread if yall arent feeling the PPVs being on the main thread..

But then we have five threads (main/roster/Warfare/Mayhem/PPV) for one company. That's a bit much IMO.

Leggo
06-07-2011, 03:22 PM
True but the Warfare and Mayhem shows are going to get cluttered up and it would be hard to find certain shows tbh.

Im confused, if it's just the shows on there (and ppvs) how can they get cluttered?

I'm easy with whatever. I just think that more threads may discourage people from posting and may separate the two shows completely. We may start a brand war! Lol

Whatever everyone wants though - I'm easy.

thejman93
06-07-2011, 03:24 PM
Im confused, if it's just the shows on there (and ppvs) how can they get cluttered?

I'm easy with whatever. I just think that more threads may discourage people from posting and may separate the two shows completely. We may start a brand war! Lol

Whatever everyone wants though - I'm easy.

I'm with Legs on this. We can't have 4 or 5 different threads to dance between.

WWTNA Mark
06-07-2011, 03:26 PM
I'm with Legs on this. We can't have 4 or 5 different threads to dance between.

We can actually merge the JBW Roster thread with the JBW official thread and we can be left with three threads. Just a thought.

WWTNA Mark
06-07-2011, 03:28 PM
Im confused, if it's just the shows on there (and ppvs) how can they get cluttered?

I'm easy with whatever. I just think that more threads may discourage people from posting and may separate the two shows completely. We may start a brand war! Lol

Whatever everyone wants though - I'm easy.

I think having to separate threads for Warfare and Mayhem would keep the shows in place but its just a thought. I'll go with whatever choice as long as SES is cool with the whole idea.

Leggo
06-07-2011, 03:29 PM
We can actually merge the JBW Roster thread with the JBW official thread and we can be left with three threads. Just a thought.

Doesn't this defeat the object of having the roster thread in the first place?

RomanFlare
06-07-2011, 03:30 PM
We need a JBW forum! Yeah!

Yeah, RomanFlare! That's a GREAT idea!

Leggo
06-07-2011, 03:32 PM
I think having to separate threads for Warfare and Mayhem would keep the shows in place but its just a thought. I'll go with whatever choice as long as SES is cool with the whole idea.

Hahaha! Post tennis!

It's up to you mate

Leggo
06-07-2011, 03:33 PM
Yeah, RomanFlare! That's a GREAT idea!

Lmao! You replied to yourself!

Yes, we do indeed need our own forum! Lol

WWTNA Mark
06-07-2011, 03:33 PM
Doesn't this defeat the object of having the roster thread in the first place?

TBH, we don't really need the roster thread as just one thread. We can merge the roster thread with this thread and have new comers to the fed post there roster bio in the official JBW thread. Just throwing a suggestion out there.

thejman93
06-07-2011, 03:36 PM
TBH, we don't really need the roster thread as just one thread. We can merge the roster thread with this thread and have new comers to the fed post there roster bio in the official JBW thread. Just throwing a suggestion out there.

I like this idea...

SilverLace
06-07-2011, 03:37 PM
@ SilverLace: How about another episode of the Price of Silver?

I'll talk to bro since that is his show.

Side note: At tonight's Warfare Show, I will be working the Beans and Weiner's stand so be sure to drop by as the weiner's come autographed! :)

samoan619
06-07-2011, 03:38 PM
But then we have five threads (main/roster/Warfare/Mayhem/PPV) for one company. That's a bit much IMO.

the roster thread has to go.. it can be lost in the be your own booker forum but not a sticky thread, as its not that important as the shows

Leggo
06-07-2011, 03:39 PM
TBH, we don't really need the roster thread as just one thread. We can merge the roster thread with this thread and have new comers to the fed post there roster bio in the official JBW thread. Just throwing a suggestion out there.

Ok mate, I just thought it was created so people didn't have trawl through 600+ pages to view character bio/info.

What about:-

Keep the roster thread
Keep this thread
And just create show/ppv thread. The shows will flow one after another leading to the ppv, which blends in nicely.

Oh man, I'm thread up of this (see what I did there... Sorry) lol

samoan619
06-07-2011, 03:39 PM
TBH, we don't really need the roster thread as just one thread. We can merge the roster thread with this thread and have new comers to the fed post there roster bio in the official JBW thread. Just throwing a suggestion out there.

Great minds think alike

sidenote: LMAO @ thread up

thejman93
06-07-2011, 03:41 PM
Ok mate, I just thought it was created so people didn't have trawl through 600+ pages to view character bio/info.

What about:-

Keep the roster thread
Keep this thread
And just create show/ppv thread. The shows will flow one after another leading to the ppv, which blends in nicely.

Oh man, I'm thread up of this (see what I did there... Sorry) lol

I say merge the roster thread into this one so you would have two threads; this one and a thread strictly for the shows.

BTW Legs, you're a shitty comic. :D:p

Leggo
06-07-2011, 03:46 PM
I say merge the roster thread into this one so you would have two threads; this one and a thread strictly for the shows.

BTW Legs, you're a shitty comic. :D:p

Oh come on man, it wasn't that bad! Lol

HeelTurn
06-07-2011, 03:47 PM
At this rate were going to need athread to discuss what to do with other threads :p

thejman93
06-07-2011, 03:47 PM
Oh come on man, it wasn't that bad! Lol

I know, I was just messing with you buddy. :)

Leggo
06-07-2011, 03:49 PM
At this rate were going to need athread to discuss what to do with other threads :p

Yeah, I know... Shall we move it to my "riddle of the day" thread?!?!?! Hahaha lol

Leggo
06-07-2011, 03:50 PM
I know, I was just messing with you buddy. :)

I know mate

HeelTurn
06-07-2011, 03:50 PM
Yeah, I know... Shall we move it to my "riddle of the day" thread?!?!?! Hahaha lol

Priceless mate. Lets see who can solve this riddle.

thejman93
06-07-2011, 03:52 PM
Yeah, I know... Shall we move it to my "riddle of the day" thread?!?!?! Hahaha lol

hahahahaha!

This is becoming quite the riddle.

Leggo
06-07-2011, 03:55 PM
Priceless mate. Lets see who can solve this riddle.

Lol mate...

Ok, I'm out of here for a bit. Mrs Leggo has a Leggo Love voucher which expires tonight, and it needs to be cashed in! Lol

I'm happy for whatever to happen thread wise as long as there's not 20 threads! Lol

I'll check in later when I'm at work.

Pumpkinhead
06-07-2011, 03:55 PM
I'm on with the idea of just have 3 threads, this one, the roster and shows/ppv thread

thejman93
06-07-2011, 03:57 PM
I'm on with the idea of just have 3 threads, this one, the roster and shows/ppv thread

I'll take that comprimise.

HeelTurn
06-07-2011, 05:02 PM
What time is warfare gonna be up bossman?

K-Jammin
06-07-2011, 06:01 PM
My opinion is i have no opinion. Hope this helped.

WWTNA Mark
06-07-2011, 06:14 PM
My opinion is i have no opinion. Hope this helped.

It did a lot! Thanks man! lol :p

K-Jammin
06-07-2011, 06:19 PM
It did a lot! Thanks man! lol :p

Your welcome, always like to help a brother out ;)

WWTNA Mark
06-07-2011, 07:07 PM
Warfare is almost done, I repeat, Warfare is almost done!!! :D

samoan619
06-07-2011, 07:16 PM
Yes Warfare!! Cant wait..
For those that wanna kill some time check out the IPW thread, its how e-fedders would look if they were really on a wrestling show lol..
http://www.ewrestlingnews.com/community/showthread.php?6894-The-Official-IPW-Promo-Jumpin-Jeff-Farmer-Thread!!!

xStraightxEdgexSaviorx
06-07-2011, 07:26 PM
Boy I missed quite a bit didn't I? Well, I gotta say that I love the idea for the shows/general discussion being in separate thread. It makes the shows a lot easier to access and it seems more organized that way. With that being said, I'm leaning more towards having this thread for the discussions and the segments like By George and TAOMAD, and having both shows and the PPV be on one thread. I just think it'd be more effective that way. Just my opinion though, and as Leggo said, I'm cool with anything.

Pumpkinhead
06-07-2011, 09:16 PM
Warfare!!!

WWTNA Mark
06-07-2011, 09:18 PM
Warfare is 95% done! I just got to finalize the show and we are good to go!!!

Pumpkinhead
06-07-2011, 09:22 PM
Can't wait

WWTNA Mark
06-07-2011, 09:39 PM
http://i1184.photobucket.com/albums/z332/WWTNA/Warfare_logo-1.jpg?t=1300516897

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YCodrZUgrdo&playnext=1&list=PL4CB1361793B6DDBD
Welcome to JBW!!!! The pyros hit and the fans are anticipated tonight to see what we have in store for them!!! Tonight, we are just 5 days away from Global Uprising and matches on the card look to be set but there is going to be more matches announced for tonight!!! Lets kick off the show as we start our first match!!!

Match 1: avidico vs Tom George

avidico
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fmzSa4HIUTc
avidco makes his way to the ring and is ready for his match tonight. avidico will compete in the International Invitational match for a chance to become the JBW Cruiserweight Champion but right now, he has to go through Tom George tonight.

Tom George
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tv0hlKwE8f8
Tom George makes his way to the ring and is ready to take on avidico.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=By_Ui-h35FA
avidco picks up a victory! He looked impressive tonight and showed the JBW fans why he will win the International Invitational match and become the JBW Cruiserweight Champion!!!

After the match, avidco grabs the mic and starts to speak, "on Domingo there will be a battle royal to crown the new cruiserweight title. on Domingo i will be crowned the new cruiserweight title i will win it for my familia, my amigos and el pueblo de Nuevo México. i will win it for my familia, my amigos and el pueblo de Nuevo México"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6AgHTf4MSfo
igetwild makes his way to the ring with a mic and starts to speak, "Wait, let me get this straight, you think that you will become the winner of the International Invitational match and will become Cruiserweight Champion at Global Uprising?!? Hahahahahaha! You silly little Mexican! *Crowd boos* You may not know this avidco but I will enter in the International Invitational match which means that you will have to go through me to get the JBW Cruiserwieght title. You see, i'm a deadly Korean wrestler and the new member of the FSA so you and the rest of the victims that are going to enter in the match will taste defeat in to the hands of me!!! Once I win the International Invitational match, I will become JBW Crusierweight Champion and I will represent my beautiful country which is Korea and I will most importantly represent the most dominant faction in wrestling history, the FSA!!! *Crowd boos* Now avidco, I want you to get out of the FSA's play pin known as the JBW ring and get out of my site!!!" avidco refuses to leave the ring which ticks off igetwild......

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WAvpm9t5wlA&feature=related
Oh no! The FSA with Japanese Avenger Manabu makes there way to the ring and they have there sites set on avidco. They surround the ring with avidco in it. avidco knows the odds are against him but shows no fear. The FSA gets inside the ring and starts to beat up on avidco!!! This is really uncalled for by the FSA!!! Zeus Apollo and Markus Beerstein picks up avidco and throws him right out of the ring!!! That was just an unessacary beating by the hands of the FSA!!! I guess when you mess with one FSA member, you mess with all.

After the brutal beating the FSA gave avidco, Japanese Avenger Manabu picks up a mic and speaks, "Each day...each day the time draws nearer. The time where we destroy all your idols is coming, but you all deserve it. I've given you the chance to see the light
I've offered you all a better way of life but you'd rather put all your faith into the supernova defeating us at Global Uprising, but do you guys know what faith is for?
Faith is for something that doesnt exist and wont happen, you're all just as moronic as you look but you know what? I'm sick of every member of the supernova. The bastards standing in our way trying to change fate and destiny despite us wiping the floor with their asses every time and come Global Uprising, there wont be anything left off them to wipe the floor with.
Can you believe this? I'm shaking! I've got goosebumps! I'm that excited to send every one of them into their diseased crawling graves, they'll fit right in! as will all of you in fact you can all have your own cemetery plot! What a nice guy I am you all go against me and boo me everytime I come out yet I'm still coming out every night, offering you graves. Hell I'll even make you your own tombstones "here lies ungrateful parasite 1".

But I'm guessing there's a load of you here who think we don't stand a chance against the Supernova. Do you not realise who I am1? I'm an ex world champion! Since coming here I've formed the greatest stable known to man and I've destroyed nearly the entirety of the warfare roster. So tonight just to prove how truly deadly I am I'm challenging my nemesis Trips88 to a match, I wanna see all you little kids cry when I throw his bloody corpse to you. I wanna hear you beg for mercy Trips, and even if you do don't expect to get any because you've stood in our way for long enough.
But wait, you've got a mystery member to the Supernova havent you? Guess I should just hush my gums right now so he doesnt beat my ass, as if there's anyone who could stop us! I don't care if it's Bret Hart, I don't care if it's kurt angle, abyss, even Silverghost! They won't stop us! None of you can! The moment you show your face kid, you best get a picture of it cuz once I'm through with you they'll be putting you on milk cartons!"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7EWBVx0U484&feature=related
Trips88 along with The SuperNova makes there way to the Warfare stage area and Trips88 with a mic in his hands begins to speak, "Manabu, you want a match with me, huh? I ACCEPT!!! I would love nothing more then to beat the living hell out of you before Global Uprising when both the FSA and SuperNova goes head to head in the eight man tag team match!!! You have been preaching about how your here to cure the world of evilness but simply put, what your saying is all bulls***t *Crowd cheers*! Your have been contradicting yourself by saying you want the JBW fans to listen to you and confide in your help but it wasn't too long ago where you betrayed your fans and disrespected everybody in JBW by forming a stable full of men who doesn't understand the meaning of hard work! I along with the rest of the people see right through your shady ways Manabu! I will beat you tonight and show why the FSA doesn't stand a chance against SuperNova at Global Uprising! As for the fourth mystery partner in the SuperNova team, lets just say that he will love nothing nothing more then to help us take down the FSA, once and for all!!!" SuperNova leaves to the back with The FSA getting prepared for their respective matches.

WWTNA Mark
06-07-2011, 09:40 PM
Here is what we have planned for you tonight folks!!! Warfare World Champion Snair will be in action tonight!!! Manabu takes on Trips88 in a match tonight in a leader vs leader match before Global Uprising! Tad Locust will make his in-ring debut to show JBW what he is made of!!! It should be a great show!

*we cut backstage and see Jman walk into The Aristocrats lockerroom*

Jman: "Hey buddy, your reading the bible again huh?"

Dag: "Yeah, it's really helping me to stay on the path I'm on."

Jman: "Glad to here it dude, You've definently become a different guy."

Dag: "That's the idea!"

Jman: Haha! Well it's working, I feel like it's improved our relationship which is definently helping us in the ring."

Dag: "As if we weren't already the best tag team in JBW."

Jman: Very true my friend.... Speaking of that, I think we ought to pay a visit to Ramjam and the ice cream man tonight."

Dag: We must be getting along better, 'cause I was just thinking the same thing."

Match 2: Ranjam and Ice Cream Man vs broc808 and The God Of War

Ranjam and Ice Cream Man
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GUagP7YaWZU&feature=player_embedded
Ranjam and Ice Cream Man makes their way to the ring, ready to win tonight.

broc808 and The God Of War
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_zMEBf8i4wM&feature=related
JBW's newest tag team of broc808 and The God Of War makes their way to the ring, ready to take on Ranjam and Ice Cream Man.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=00pKeox__uA&feature=related
Ranjam and Ice Cream Man wins the match!!! They prove that they are worthy of facing The Arisocrats for the Warfare Tag Team titles this Sunday at Global Uprising!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A6ZI76XNKkk&feature=player_embedded
The Arisocrats makes their way to the Warfare stage era with a mic in their hands, carrying the Warfare Tag Team titles.

*Jman grabs the mic*

"Hey boys, listen up, we just came from Brown One's office and he told us that you guys are gonna get your wish. Sunday at Global Uprising you crazy fuckers are getting a shot at these titles!" *Dag grabs the mic* "That's right you carney freaks, you're gonna have a chance to become the first team to ever beat The Aristocrats in a championship match. But you see, a lot of teams have hadthe chance to gain that distinction and you know what? None of them have! On Sunday, the team of Ramjam and the ice cream man will just become another blip on the radar screen of the greatest tag team championship run in the history of professional wrestling!"

*Ranjam speaks* "You boys are ready to play at Global Uprising?!? Our match won't be all balloons and ice cream as Ice Cream Man and I look to capture YOUR Warfare tag team titles!!! You say that we are carney freaks!?! Well lets see how us 'carney freaks' will look like with YOUR Warfare tag team titles right around our waist!!! See ya Sunday jman and thedag!!! BUHAHAHAHA!!!!" Both teams stare down at each other as they meet in the ring for the Warfare Tag Team titles at Global Uprising!

Todd: hello everyone I'm here standing with one of JBW's newest and also impactful stars HolyJose2391. How are you doing?
HolyJose: hey Dave I'm great. Doing just fine.
Todd: so you want to explain to us what happened last week in your hardcore match with Markus Beerstein?
HolyJose: oh I'll tell you what happened. I'm not going to bitch and complain but that TV Title should be mine by now. Markus you german cowardly bastard my point was proven last week and it's that you are nothing without the FSA. If it wasn't for them I would have beat you. I want one more shot but we'll make it fair and square just the two of us. That's if you have the cajones to face me one on one.
Todd: now you're apart of SuperNova what do you have in store for FSA this Sunday at Global Uprising?
HolyJose: the ass kicking of a lifetime! Come Sunday we will beat the FSA and make sure their reign of terror ends for good! And our mystery partner will be able to help us against those cowards. Our time to shine is now!

Match 3: rko619 vs KJ Punk

rko619
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t7r2tuawuFQ&playnext=1&list=PL3317B166AB50431F
rko619 makes his way to the ring, ready to destroy his competition tonight.

KJ Punk
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jBbFLn6llYg
KJ Punk makes his way to the ring, ready to pick up a victory here tonight.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hq5M0E5cQ5c
rko619 is the winner by DQ from Malcome Cage interfering in the match and giving rko619 a cheap shot!!! KJ Punk got in on the actionas well by attacking rko619 as well with a punch to the face! Malcom Cage got sweet revenge tonight but he has a match with rko619 at Global Uprising. Who will win??? We will find out this Sunday!!!

We see sincara and Warfare World Champion Snair talking backstage. What are they talking about??? Is sincara trying to get a spot in the FSA group???

Match 4: Markus Beerstein vs HolyJose

Markus Beerstein
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4TbOkrZSGZg
"HELLO PEASANTS AND MORTALS!"

Zeus Apollo walks on the stage accompanied by Five Star Attraction ally, Markus Beerstein. The two walk down towards the ring, with Zeus holding the microphone.

"Yeah, I know you all hate us... It's easy to be hated when you're unbeatable and no one can defeat you. Then people get all jealous and angry because they can't beat me, and they can't accept defeat because they're all too damn stupid to know that I have yet to lose. I can't count that one tag-team match, because rko619 was the one who got pinned, and he's out of the Five Star Attraction."

Zeus climbs the steps as Markus slides underneath the rope. The get in the ring, standing in the center.

"Global Uprising is only 5 days away, and that's 5 days that the Diet Mountain Dew has left to live. The Five Star Attraction is made up of winners and Gods, while SuperJahovah is fill of ignorant false prophets like HolyJose, a random nobody, a guy who shits on himself, and a loser that I've choked out twice already! It's not even fair... The Five Star Attraction will reign supreme."

*Markus Beerstein speaks* "Thats right Zeus!!! Anways, Listen up guys, the reason I came here tonight is to apologize for actions last week when I broke a bottle in Dave's head", (the crowd looks shocked) , I'm so.... yeah right" ,laughs sarcastically, I'm not even sorry for wasting that beer it was Budweiser, american crap like you haha", "let my finish my Erdinger", (more boos), "no the real reason I'm here folks is told you something you knew was going to happen" ,"I told so" , "thats right I told we the FSA will dominate warfare, I told we will eliminate everyone who is foolish enough to face us and I told I was going to retain my TV championship against that punk Holyjose","Jose if you are hearing this kid, better realize , you are an unworthy opponent for me, you always were and you always will, you don't deserve compete for my title ever again", (people start chanting Holyjose name ),"Shut up", "this Sunday Supernova will come to an end, Me and my partners will defeat in the eight man tag team match at Global Uprising you unworthy wrestlers and bring a new era to the JBW"," we are superior", "we don't need burning crucifixes or some black dressed douchebags pretending to be a lame ass gothic cult that buries people like some one in the other brand", "The only thing we need is our strength, the combine force of five stars that shine brightly in the sky", i"ts a simple choice join us and see the light as we did, or confront us and be destroyed!!!!"

HolyJose
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DQMeKE638Hg
HolyJose makes his way to the ring by himself with a mic and speaks, "I'm so sick of you Markus Beerstein!!! Right now, I will beat you in a non-title match but when I win this match, I get another shot at your Warfare TV Championship whenever, deal!?!" *Markus Beerstein speaks* "Deal!!!" The bell rings and this match gets underway.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpz5O1Gy-YI&feature=relmfu
HolyJose wins!!! He scores a win over Markus Beerstein!!! Looks like hes the #1 Contender for Beerstein's Warfare TV title!!!

After the match, Markus Beerstein and Zeus Apollo just attack on HolyJose after winning the match!!! Beerstein drops HolyJose with a DDT on a steel chair!!! Zeus Apollo then comes in to lock on that deadly Triangle Chokehold, which has HolyJose gasping for air!!! HolyJose can't get out of that chokehold!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cnhmwUCv1vg&feature=player_embedded
Stinger187 runs down to the ring with a steel chair and runs of Zeus Apollo and Markus Beerstein!!! Stinger187 checks up HolyJose to see if he is okay from that brutal attack. All four men will comepete in the FSA vs SuperNova match at Global Uprising!!!

WWTNA Mark
06-07-2011, 09:41 PM
Backstage is sincara as Todd is with him.

Todd: sincara, backstage we seen you talking to the Warfare World Champ Snair about something. Care to explain what was it about?

sincara: I'm not telling you anything!!! You will find out like everybody else!!!

Todd: Okay then. Well, any thoughts on your match with steveorton at Global Uprising???

sincara: I'm going to destroy steveorton and make him wish that he never stepped foot in the JBW ring!!!! I'm UNDEFEATED and I will add steveorton's loss on to my winning streak!!!

Up next is a big match, Japanese Avenger Manabu vs Trips88 up next!!!!

Match 5 Japanese Avenger Manabu vs Trips88

Japanese Aevnger Manabu
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ovAk5avdzE
Japanese Avenger Manabu makes his way to the ring and he looks to defeat Trips88 to show the JBW fans that he will be the dominant leader going in to Global Uprising.

Trips88
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7EWBVx0U484&feature=related
Trips88 makes his way to the ring as he looks to settle unfinished business with Manabu.




http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2c1hj87nkzo
Manabu wins!!! He beat Trips88 in a match tonight!!! Manabu picked up the win for the FSA team!!!

rko619 busts in President Brown One's office and begins to talk, "Look here Brown One, i'm getting sick of that midget Malcolm Cage!!! He interfered in my match tonight and now he must pay!!! I want our match to be a NO DQ match at Global Uprising!!! *Brown One speaks* "Calm down there rko619. If you want the match, then you got it!" rko619 smiles while walking out of Brown One's office.

Up next, the dark, mysterious Tad Locust makes his in-ring debut on Warfare!!!

Match 6: Tad Locust vs LMPunker

http://i1184.photobucket.com/albums/z332/WWTNA/cooltext521088277.gif
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AkmLpTXbNDQ
The dark, mysterious Tad Locust makes his way to the ring and looks ready to win his first match. He gets inside the ring and speaks, "You were the first victim of ''His'' crusade against everyone in JBW.A crusade where theres no good or evil.A crusade where ''His'' vindictive mind will be realesed from it's pain.It dosen't matter who you are.Everyone in JBW will drown in a river of there own deceit."

LMPunker
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cZ6_F3r9LXY&feature=related
LMPunker makes his way to the ring.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ki3HBLvWZOo
Tad Locust wins the match!!! He looked very impressive and dominated his opponent tonight!!!

Tad Locust grabs the mic and speaks, "IPITB, I know your not here tonight because of that steel chairshot I gave you but he told me to do it. He has it out for you man. He just doesn't like you. I just got word from him that he will be at Global Uprising to face you in a match. Thats what you wanted right? Well you got it. You will not believe what he has in store for you." Tad Locust drops the mic and leaves the ring. What is Tad Locust talking about?!? Who is 'he'??? It looks like we will find out who 'he' is at Global Uprising.

WWTNA Mark
06-07-2011, 09:41 PM
The Holy Trinity VKM looks to talk about The Prophecy up next!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VJ6JyVIePuc&feature=player_embedded
JBW's Holy Trinity VKM makes his way to the ring with a mic in his hands and he looks to be in a pissed off mood. He gets inside the ring and speaks, "Well JBW fans, you all seen what that coward did to my brother. He attacked him for no reason which my brother is now sitting in a hospital because of the attacks. Now I wanted to be by my brother's side in the hospital but I heard The Prophecy was going to be here tonight and I need it was the perfect chance to get revenge for my brother Max Ryan. Appereantly he isn't here tonight. All my brother wanted to do was watch his big brother in action but The Prophecy had to torment him and treat him like s**t for no damn reason! It was my fault for not telling my 23 year old brother Max Ryan about The Prophecy and his despicable ways. What The Prophecy did crossed so many lines and now he must pay!!!!"

The camera shows a hospital room, inside is VKM's brother who is recovering from the horrific attack last week from The Prophecy. The doctor leaves and in walks The Prophecy.

"Hey there buddy, remember me, The Prophecy remember from last week? That was some crazy stuff that went on wasnt it huh buddy."

The Prophecy pulls up a chair and sits next to VKM's brother.

"Oh I brought you some presents to make your time go even quicker, theres chocolates from the gifts shop, theyll taste like shit but its the thought huh. I also brought you a Prophecy t-shirt so you can be the coolest guy in intensive care, you wanna try it on... no its ok you can wait till Ive gone buddy. Finally I brought you this DVD, its a recording of our little 'chat' from last week, shall we watch it now, yeah why not buddy".

Prophecy puts the DVD in the DVD player.

"You may want to look away this is the bit where I split your head open, ouch or what huh buddy. Now while you are enjoying this.. you dont mind if I have one of your chocolates do you, course not, oooh caramel. Eh hum where was I oh yeah, whilst your enjoying this Im gonna direct my attention to your brother okay, cool."

Prophecy looks at the camera.

"VKM, Im surprised your not here with erm, Brian, Max, Jimmy? Im sorry I forgot your name. Anyway VKM, my former buddy, JBW's next PPV GLOBAL UPRISING is just around the corner, and you and I dont have a match, coincidence, I dont think so. So let us have a match, a good old fashioned wrestling match to see who is the better man, me The Prophecy, the future of JBW, the warlord of Warfare, the JBW juggernaut, the greatest guy to have never held the World title, the superest of superstars well you get the idea, vs you VKM. So what do you say, you et moi, face to face, 1 more time in a classic straight up wrestling classic? Ill be waiting for your reply".

Prophecy turns his attention back to VKM's brother.

"Oh do you mind if I rewind this I missed a lot talking to your brother".

*VKM speaks* "Prophecy, you have went too far this time!!! You bet your freaking ass that I will see you at Global Uprising!!! As for right now, i'm going to drive to the Baltimore hospital, haunt you down, and i'm going to beat the hell out of you!!!!" VKM runs out of the ring and leaves to the back to go to the parking lot to drive straight to Baltimore to find The Prophecy. The Prophecy and VKM's rivalry went from bad to worst.

Hey JBW fans, here is the Warfare card for Global Uprising:

Snair vs TheDevilsAdvacte for the Warfare World Championship

Team FSA vs Team SuperNova

Tad Locust's mystery ally vs IPITB

sincara vs steveorton

rko619 vs Malcolm Cage in a NO DQ match

The Arisocrats vs RanJam and Ice Cream man for the Warfare Tag Team Championship

The International Invitational match to determine the new JBW Cruiserweight Champion

Thats the final card for the Warfare side of Global Uprising. Check out JBW Showdown on tomorrow night to get the info about Global Uprising.

Snair
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ktpyM_yGRI
Snair with sincara makes his way to the ring carrying the Warfare World title along with a mic. He gets inside the ring with sincara and proceeds to speak, "My buddy right here sincara gave me a good opponent to go through before my title defense at Global Uprising. He is a loser who can't pick up a win on Warfare to save his life and he is also known as steveorton!!! steveorton, today is your lucky day as you go one on one with the Warfare Champion so steveorton, get out here right now so that I can embarrass you here tonight!"

*JBW President Brown One pops up on the titantron* "Snair, sorry to break it to ya but there is a bit of change of plans. I see you and sincara are plotting to make this main event match much easier for you by having sincara help you in the match against steveorton but that isn't happening. Tonight, instead of the match being Snair vs steveorton, its going to be sincara and Snair vs steveorton and THEDEVILSDAVACTE!!!" Whoa!!! What a mian event!!!

steveorton and TheDevilsAdvacate
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m4yuZud4r0k&feature=related
steveorton and TheDevilsAdvacte makes their way to the ring and they look to take on Snair and sincara.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wtAt40qFtQ0&playnext=1&list=PLD323CA8EC33005F3
TheDevilsAdvacate and steveorton wins!!! What a tag team match!!! All four men have a match with one another and things will get heated at Global Uprising!!!

Global Uprising is just 5 days away and Warfare puts on a great show once again!!! I'm looking forward to Global Uprising but our final stop is Saturday Night Mayhem!!! Thats all the time we have!!! We will see you guys next week!!! JBW!

WWTNA Mark
06-07-2011, 09:51 PM
Warfare is done and my job is complete!!!

RomanFlare
06-07-2011, 10:55 PM
Good Show WWTNA. But hey, can we get an updated PPV Card?

HolyJose2391
06-07-2011, 11:22 PM
Great warfare :) nice to see me win My first singles match in JBW can't wait till mayhem and global uprising :)

tnawhat
06-07-2011, 11:44 PM
ic: igetwild at global uprise u better watch out

samoan619
06-08-2011, 12:50 AM
Another great Warfare WWTNA!! I like the Warfare card for Global Uprising and cant wait to see everything unfold.. Congrats to everyone on the Warfare roster for putting up another great show..

Kashdinero
06-08-2011, 02:48 AM
Great show WWTNA, you put a great deal of work into these things, and it shows, bruv!

The feud between VKM and The Propecy just keeps getting better. Great promo by Manabu, too; I swear that guy just keeps on out-doing himself.

Can't wait to see the EWN's greatest tag-team defend their titles this sunday. Win, lose or draw, their run has truly been epic!

HeelTurn
06-08-2011, 03:56 AM
Another badass episode of Warfare, congrats everyone.

K-Jammin
06-08-2011, 07:02 AM
Good Job Warfare crew :)

Kashdinero
06-08-2011, 07:07 AM
It was done. A pang of regret, then nothingness. He felt his knees start to tremble, and he found himself looking for a bench, or a lamp-post to lean on. A few steps later he found himself leaning against a white van. Unfortunately for him that van contained a white van man, who in no uncertain terms told him to get off of his freshly cleaned white van, 'OI, YOU BASTARD, GET YOUR DRUNK ASS OFF MY FRESHLY CLEANED WHITE VAN!!'.... 'What, oh, I-I'm so sorry, I came over all funny, s-sorry once again, sir' said Dave to the white van man, "piss-off you twat!' said the white van man as he launched a wad of spit, that landed just below Daves right shoulder, before speeding off in his white van. Dave stared at the white van mans white phlegm for a second when the first wave of emotion washed over him. It was humiliation. He then felt his tear ducts filling up as he was hit with an overwhelming urge to slam his fists on the pavement and scream I quit; but the next emotion that caught him was self-loathing, and as he stared at that nasty looking white van man's nasty looking phlegm he began to feel like he deserved it. The welling of his eyes instantly ceased; his bottom-lip stopped trembling, and he began thinking about what he just did...

'I can't believe what I've just done. I never even hesitated. As far as I was concerned it was the right thing to do, and I don't think I once thought about anybody but myself throughout this whole, horrible and sordid, ordeal. But why would that be of any surprise to me? I'm a completely changed man, and the thoughts of others rarely enter my head, unless I want something from them, of course. Mass taught me that, the sly dog; I've been picking up too many bad habits from that guy, but I just don't care! I've been a stiff for my entire life, and now that I've relaxed it's like my whole world has changed. I look back at the old me, and I think "who would want that guy?!?". The answer to that? My wife. Or, as of three minutes ago, my ex-wife. The new me? She didn't want no part of that. And who could blame the poor woman, I've given her nothing these past few months. She never deserved the cold shoulder, and I should have ended it with her straight.. But a cold heart will make a guy do things like that, and when it comes to that woman, my heart is stone fuckin' cold! From the begining she supressed any free thought I might have had, and controlled me like a puppet. It wasn't a healthy relationship, I knew that from the start, but my love for that woman blinded me to all and any of her awful tendencies and bad habits. Her constant knack of degrading me in public felt like good humoured fun at first, but when I realised I was the joke, rather than in on it, my love faltered. I held onto that love for an eternity, but for every second I was holding on, I knew that what I was grasping onto was hollow. I knew that my love for her was bore out of a fear of being alone. So I accepted the put downs, and the mariage so boring I used to sit in the garden and watch the weeds grow for excitement. I accepted all of it out fear of losing her. Our life was the worst! We did everything she wanted, and deep down I hated every aspect of it, but I knew that that was the life she wanted, and I gave it to her. Willingly. Out of love. When I no longer loved her, I snatched away all that I had so lovingly bestowed upon her. I had no right to do that. I couldn't help it, though, as the more I opened my eyes the more I saw her for who she was. The more I saw her for who she was, the more I saw myself through her eyes, and what I saw was pathetic. She only loved me because I was hers and she could do with me as she pleased.... But that ended the instant I posted those divorce papers. They arived this morning, and I couldn't sign them fast enough. They were in the envelope before the ink was dry, and exactly ninety five seconds later I had posted them, and officialy ended the worst period of my life. She would be hurt and I didn't care. The last time I saw her made sure that I would never care for her again; it was at the Mayhem show a couple weeks back. She was drunk and she came down to make fun of me in front of Mass and the boys, but thankfully no-one was there to see her antics, well, no-one except K-Jammin... She left with him, almost as soon as she laid eyes on him. A minute later Mass, George and Siaki had arrived, and although I was bursting to say something, my shame held my tongue. But those days are over, and things like that will not happen again. From this day forward I will remember the day I was spat on for being pathetic. I will remember the day the old Dave truly died and the new and improved Dave was born. Fuck my wife. Fuck K-Jammin, and fuck that white van man!'

Dave awoke from his day-dream-slash-trance, to realise that he was attracting attention from a few passers by. Wiping the drool from his chin, he started off towards his house, but noticed the white van man hadn't gone too far, and was parked by the corner shop not a hundred paces away. Dave saw this as the perfect oppurtunity to prove himself to himself and ran over to the passengers side of the white van, where he waited for the white van man to come out of the shop. Less than ten seconds later he saw him... He was a stocky guy with a tiger tattoo on his forearem. He had a shaven stubbled horseshoe for a hairstyle, and had a cigarette dangling from his mouth. As tough as he looked he stood no-chance as Dave creeped up behind him and threw his jersey over his face. Unable to see, he had no chance of stopping Daves barrage of punches... Having knocked the white van man out, Dave was feeling on top of the world; he was alive! A vibration on his upper thigh let him know that someone was trying to call him. At this moment in time there was only one person who could make this day better, and he was elated when he saw it was Mass... 'Mass!! How are ya buddy!.. fifteen minutes?... OK, cool, I'll see you there'....

And thus began the first day of the rest of Daves life....

****

TBC

HeelTurn
06-08-2011, 08:24 AM
@Kash good stuff, but you already know that lol

@WWTNA, sent you a pm

K-Jammin
06-08-2011, 08:31 AM
It was done. A pang of regret, then nothingness. He felt his knees start to tremble, and he found himself looking for a bench, or a lamp-post to lean on. A few steps later he found himself leaning against a white van. Unfortunately for him that van contained a white van man, who in no uncertain terms told him to get off of his freshly cleaned white van, 'OI, YOU BASTARD, GET YOUR DRUNK ASS OFF MY FRESHLY CLEANED WHITE VAN!!'.... 'What, oh, I-I'm so sorry, I came over all funny, s-sorry once again, sir' said Dave to the white van man, "piss-off you twat!' said the white van man as he launched a wad of spit, that landed just below Daves right shoulder, before speeding off in his white van. Dave stared at the white van mans white phlegm for a second when the first wave of emotion washed over him. It was humiliation. He then felt his tear ducts filling up as he was hit with an overwhelming urge to slam his fists on the pavement and scream I quit; but the next emotion that caught him was self-loathing, and as he stared at that nasty looking white van man's nasty looking phlegm he began to feel like he deserved it. The welling of his eyes instantly ceased; his bottom-lip stopped trembling, and he began thinking about what he just did...

'I can't believe what I've just done. I never even hesitated. As far as I was concerned it was the right thing to do, and I don't think I once thought about anybody but myself throughout this whole, horrible and sordid, ordeal. But why would that be of any surprise to me? I'm a completely changed man, and the thoughts of others rarely enter my head, unless I want something from them, of course. Mass taught me that, the sly dog; I've been picking up too many bad habits from that guy, but I just don't care! I've been a stiff for my entire life, and now that I've relaxed it's like my whole world has changed. I look back at the old me, and I think "who would want that guy?!?". The answer to that? My wife. Or, as of three minutes ago, my ex-wife. The new me? She didn't want no part of that. And who could blame the poor woman, I've given her nothing these past few months. She never deserved the cold shoulder, and I should have ended it with her straight.. But a cold heart will make a guy do things like that, and when it comes to that woman, my heart is stone fuckin' cold! From the begining she supressed any free thought I might have had, and controlled me like a puppet. It wasn't a healthy relationship, I knew that from the start, but my love for that woman blinded me to all and any of her awful tendencies and bad habits. Her constant knack of degrading me in public felt like good humoured fun at first, but when I realised I was the joke, rather than in on it, my love faltered. I held onto that love for an eternity, but for every second I was holding on, I knew that what I was grasping onto was hollow. I knew that my love for her was bore out of a fear of being alone. So I accepted the put downs, and the mariage so boring I used to sit in the garden and watch the weeds grow for excitement. I accepted all of it out fear of losing her. Our life was the worst! We did everything she wanted, and deep down I hated every aspect of it, but I knew that that was the life she wanted, and I gave it to her. Willingly. Out of love. When I no longer loved her, I snatched away all that I had so lovingly bestowed upon her. I had no right to do that. I couldn't help it, though, as the more I opened my eyes the more I saw her for who she was. The more I saw her for who she was, the more I saw myself through her eyes, and what I saw was pathetic. She only loved me because I was hers and she could do with me as she pleased.... But that ended the instant I posted those divorce papers. They arived this morning, and I couldn't sign them fast enough. They were in the envelope before the ink was dry, and exactly ninety five seconds later I had posted them, and officialy ended the worst period of my life. She would be hurt and I didn't care. The last time I saw her made sure that I would never care for her again; it was at the Mayhem show a couple weeks back. She was drunk and she came down to make fun of me in front of Mass and the boys, but thankfully no-one was there to see her antics, well, no-one except K-Jammin... She left with him, almost as soon as she laid eyes on him. A minute later Mass, George and Siaki had arrived, and although I was bursting to say something, my shame held my tongue. But those days are over, and things like that will not happen again. From this day forward I will remember the day I was spat on for being pathetic. I will remember the day the old Dave truly died and the new and improved Dave was born. Fuck my wife. Fuck K-Jammin, and fuck that white van man!'

Dave awoke from his day-dream-slash-trance, to realise that he was attracting attention from a few passers by. Wiping the drool from his chin, he started off towards his house, but noticed the white van man hadn't gone too far, and was parked by the corner shop not a hundred paces away. Dave saw this as the perfect oppurtunity to prove himself to himself and ran over to the passengers side of the white van, where he waited for the white van man to come out of the shop. Less than ten seconds later he saw him... He was a stocky guy with a tiger tattoo on his forearem. He had a shaven stubbled horseshoe for a hairstyle, and had a cigarette dangling from his mouth. As tough as he looked he stood no-chance as Dave creeped up behind him and threw his jersey over his face. Unable to see, he had no chance of stopping Daves barrage of punches... Having knocked the white van man out, Dave was feeling on top of the world; he was alive! A vibration on his upper thigh let him know that someone was trying to call him. At this moment in time there was only one person who could make this day better, and he was elated when he saw it was Mass... 'Mass!! How are ya buddy!.. fifteen minutes?... OK, cool, I'll see you there'....

And thus began the first day of the rest of Daves life....

****

TBC

I love this bit believe it or not! ;) Great stuff yet again Mr Dinero

sincara
06-08-2011, 10:39 AM
great show
although i lost a tag match i am still undefeated i wont count dq countout more than 1 opponant in my match or tag losses on my record i will only be defeated 1 on 1 lol

thejman93
06-08-2011, 11:01 AM
Great stuff as usual from both Kash nd WWTNA. Warfare was gold.

WWTNA Mark
06-08-2011, 02:12 PM
Thanks for the nice feedback guys!!! Also Heelturn, I got you PM man! :D

Kashdinero
06-08-2011, 02:57 PM
Glad you liked this episode of TFAOMAD, guys..... Next part will be up tomorrow... It should be a good one!

Also, loving that we are on page 666.... TDA must be loving it!!

Leggo
06-09-2011, 02:52 AM
It was done. A pang of regret, then nothingness. He felt his knees start to tremble, and he found himself looking for a bench, or a lamp-post to lean on. A few steps later he found himself leaning against a white van. Unfortunately for him that van contained a white van man, who in no uncertain terms told him to get off of his freshly cleaned white van, 'OI, YOU BASTARD, GET YOUR DRUNK ASS OFF MY FRESHLY CLEANED WHITE VAN!!'.... 'What, oh, I-I'm so sorry, I came over all funny, s-sorry once again, sir' said Dave to the white van man, "piss-off you twat!' said the white van man as he launched a wad of spit, that landed just below Daves right shoulder, before speeding off in his white van. Dave stared at the white van mans white phlegm for a second when the first wave of emotion washed over him. It was humiliation. He then felt his tear ducts filling up as he was hit with an overwhelming urge to slam his fists on the pavement and scream I quit; but the next emotion that caught him was self-loathing, and as he stared at that nasty looking white van man's nasty looking phlegm he began to feel like he deserved it. The welling of his eyes instantly ceased; his bottom-lip stopped trembling, and he began thinking about what he just did...

'I can't believe what I've just done. I never even hesitated. As far as I was concerned it was the right thing to do, and I don't think I once thought about anybody but myself throughout this whole, horrible and sordid, ordeal. But why would that be of any surprise to me? I'm a completely changed man, and the thoughts of others rarely enter my head, unless I want something from them, of course. Mass taught me that, the sly dog; I've been picking up too many bad habits from that guy, but I just don't care! I've been a stiff for my entire life, and now that I've relaxed it's like my whole world has changed. I look back at the old me, and I think "who would want that guy?!?". The answer to that? My wife. Or, as of three minutes ago, my ex-wife. The new me? She didn't want no part of that. And who could blame the poor woman, I've given her nothing these past few months. She never deserved the cold shoulder, and I should have ended it with her straight.. But a cold heart will make a guy do things like that, and when it comes to that woman, my heart is stone fuckin' cold! From the begining she supressed any free thought I might have had, and controlled me like a puppet. It wasn't a healthy relationship, I knew that from the start, but my love for that woman blinded me to all and any of her awful tendencies and bad habits. Her constant knack of degrading me in public felt like good humoured fun at first, but when I realised I was the joke, rather than in on it, my love faltered. I held onto that love for an eternity, but for every second I was holding on, I knew that what I was grasping onto was hollow. I knew that my love for her was bore out of a fear of being alone. So I accepted the put downs, and the mariage so boring I used to sit in the garden and watch the weeds grow for excitement. I accepted all of it out fear of losing her. Our life was the worst! We did everything she wanted, and deep down I hated every aspect of it, but I knew that that was the life she wanted, and I gave it to her. Willingly. Out of love. When I no longer loved her, I snatched away all that I had so lovingly bestowed upon her. I had no right to do that. I couldn't help it, though, as the more I opened my eyes the more I saw her for who she was. The more I saw her for who she was, the more I saw myself through her eyes, and what I saw was pathetic. She only loved me because I was hers and she could do with me as she pleased.... But that ended the instant I posted those divorce papers. They arived this morning, and I couldn't sign them fast enough. They were in the envelope before the ink was dry, and exactly ninety five seconds later I had posted them, and officialy ended the worst period of my life. She would be hurt and I didn't care. The last time I saw her made sure that I would never care for her again; it was at the Mayhem show a couple weeks back. She was drunk and she came down to make fun of me in front of Mass and the boys, but thankfully no-one was there to see her antics, well, no-one except K-Jammin... She left with him, almost as soon as she laid eyes on him. A minute later Mass, George and Siaki had arrived, and although I was bursting to say something, my shame held my tongue. But those days are over, and things like that will not happen again. From this day forward I will remember the day I was spat on for being pathetic. I will remember the day the old Dave truly died and the new and improved Dave was born. Fuck my wife. Fuck K-Jammin, and fuck that white van man!'

Dave awoke from his day-dream-slash-trance, to realise that he was attracting attention from a few passers by. Wiping the drool from his chin, he started off towards his house, but noticed the white van man hadn't gone too far, and was parked by the corner shop not a hundred paces away. Dave saw this as the perfect oppurtunity to prove himself to himself and ran over to the passengers side of the white van, where he waited for the white van man to come out of the shop. Less than ten seconds later he saw him... He was a stocky guy with a tiger tattoo on his forearem. He had a shaven stubbled horseshoe for a hairstyle, and had a cigarette dangling from his mouth. As tough as he looked he stood no-chance as Dave creeped up behind him and threw his jersey over his face. Unable to see, he had no chance of stopping Daves barrage of punches... Having knocked the white van man out, Dave was feeling on top of the world; he was alive! A vibration on his upper thigh let him know that someone was trying to call him. At this moment in time there was only one person who could make this day better, and he was elated when he saw it was Mass... 'Mass!! How are ya buddy!.. fifteen minutes?... OK, cool, I'll see you there'....

And thus began the first day of the rest of Daves life....

****

TBC

*holding a sign up that reads*

WE WANT MORE! WE WANT MORE! WE WANT MORE!

Kashdinero
06-09-2011, 06:43 AM
Alas, a trip to the dentist has put my plans to do an episode of TFAOMAD on hold until tomorrow..... But, we do have time for..... *insert drum-roll* ........ The first ever Ma$$Dinero's Official Bruvski of the week!

And now... For winning a singles match for the first time in his career at JBW... And against that bully Marcus QueerQueen, no less.

Congratulations...

HolyJose2391!!!!

You are the
http://images0.cpcache.com/product/sticker-music-motiv8/322278670v3_225x225_Front.jpg
Of the week.

Well done, bruv!!

HolyJose2391
06-09-2011, 08:50 AM
Alas, a trip to the dentist has put my plans to do an episode of TFAOMAD on hold until tomorrow..... But, we do have time for..... *insert drum-roll* ........ The first ever Ma$$Dinero's Official Bruvski of the week!

And now... For winning a singles match for the first time in his career at JBW... And against that bully Marcus QueerQueen, no less.

Congratulations...

HolyJose2391!!!!

You are the
http://images0.cpcache.com/product/sticker-music-motiv8/322278670v3_225x225_Front.jpg
Of the week.

Well done, bruv!!

Thank you thank you it's an honor :D

thejman93
06-09-2011, 10:45 AM
Glad you liked this episode of TFAOMAD, guys..... Next part will be up tomorrow...

...and it'll have a special guest appearance...:rolleyes:

RomanFlare
06-09-2011, 12:30 PM
...and it'll have a special guest appearance...:rolleyes:

Dude, spoiler!

samoan619
06-09-2011, 02:14 PM
S/O to the bruvski of the week, Holy Jose!! Definitely a keeper segment for Mass.. I was just wondering if Showdown was happening tonight?

xStraightxEdgexSaviorx
06-09-2011, 02:22 PM
Hello JBW, sorry for not being around as much lately, but I've just been hammered down with work and it's been in the triple digits temperature wise in Baltimore , so I've been spending a lot of time in the water. I will be sending out PM's to the following people later on today:

samoan619
Leggo
KashDinero
North Vegas Benny
RomanFlare
WWTNA Mark
K-Jammin
+ others in all likelihood

Right now though, it's the hottest part of the day and I'm going back into the pool. Cheers everyone!

samoan619
06-09-2011, 02:27 PM
Hello JBW, sorry for not being around as much lately, but I've just been hammered down with work and it's been in the triple digits temperature wise in Baltimore , so I've been spending a lot of time in the water. I will be sending out PM's to the following people later on today:

samoan619
Leggo
KashDinero
North Vegas Benny
RomanFlare
WWTNA Mark
K-Jammin
+ others in all likelihood

Right now though, it's the hottest part of the day and I'm going back into the pool. Cheers everyone!

Have fun Brotha Sam, its funny because over here in San Diego, CA its a cloudy cool day lolol.. Role reversal anyone?

K-Jammin
06-09-2011, 02:27 PM
Hello JBW, sorry for not being around as much lately, but I've just been hammered down with work and it's been in the triple digits temperature wise in Baltimore , so I've been spending a lot of time in the water. I will be sending out PM's to the following people later on today:

samoan619
Leggo
KashDinero
North Vegas Benny
RomanFlare
WWTNA Mark
K-Jammin
+ others in all likelihood

Right now though, it's the hottest part of the day and I'm going back into the pool. Cheers everyone!

You Americans don't realise how lucky you are to have hot weather!! The wind nearly killed me today

HeelTurn
06-09-2011, 02:28 PM
You Americans don't realise how lucky you are to have hot weather!! The wind nearly killed me today

Dont forget the random rainstorms lol

RomanFlare
06-09-2011, 02:29 PM
You Americans don't realise how lucky you are to have hot weather!! The wind nearly killed me today

Do you know the seasons Spring and Fall? Yeah. Ohio doesn't.

xStraightxEdgexSaviorx
06-09-2011, 02:34 PM
Okay, I don't care who the hell you are and where your from, 106 F. is not acceptable. Plus it's humid as hell here so the air quality is terrible. For a smoker who has asthma already, we want our regular air to be nice. lol. Seriously though, I'm off now. Laters.

Leggo
06-09-2011, 02:58 PM
You Americans don't realise how lucky you are to have hot weather!! The wind nearly killed me today

Stop eating beans then! Lol

Leggo
06-09-2011, 03:00 PM
Hello JBW, sorry for not being around as much lately, but I've just been hammered down with work and it's been in the triple digits temperature wise in Baltimore , so I've been spending a lot of time in the water. I will be sending out PM's to the following people later on today:

samoan619
Leggo
KashDinero
North Vegas Benny
RomanFlare
WWTNA Mark
K-Jammin
+ others in all likelihood

Right now though, it's the hottest part of the day and I'm going back into the pool. Cheers everyone!

Okey dokey boss, looking forward to your answer... As I need to get my promo done.

Enjoy the pool, you lucky git!

eboy
06-09-2011, 03:05 PM
You Americans don't realise how lucky you are to have hot weather!! The wind nearly killed me today

hey man English People cpmmlain about all weather in the Summer its too hot in the Winter its too Cold it gets Warmer in the Auterm and Colder in the Spring Weather and the English dont get on mate :)

WWTNA Mark
06-09-2011, 08:16 PM
Hey SES, i'm gonna send you a PM.

WWTNA Mark
06-09-2011, 08:58 PM
JBW fans, the JBW World Tour will begin right after our upcoming PPV Global Uprising! :D

xStraightxEdgexSaviorx
06-09-2011, 09:05 PM
I will be sending out PM's to the following people later on today:

samoan619
Leggo
KashDinero
North Vegas Benny
RomanFlare
WWTNA Mark
K-Jammin
+ others in all likelihood


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LrQ2pKMwQC4&feature=related

Lol. I've started sending the PMs everyone. WWTNA, I got both of your PMs btw, and thank you for doing that.

North Vegas Benny
06-09-2011, 11:46 PM
Hello JBW, sorry for not being around as much lately, but I've just been hammered down with work and it's been in the triple digits temperature wise in Baltimore , so I've been spending a lot of time in the water. I will be sending out PM's to the following people later on today:

samoan619
Leggo
KashDinero
North Vegas Benny
RomanFlare
WWTNA Mark
K-Jammin
+ others in all likelihood

Right now though, it's the hottest part of the day and I'm going back into the pool. Cheers everyone!

Let me know what you need.

Rich Cranium
06-10-2011, 12:32 AM
Okay, I don't care who the hell you are and where your from, 106 F. is not acceptable. Plus it's humid as hell here so the air quality is terrible. For a smoker who has asthma already, we want our regular air to be nice. lol. Seriously though, I'm off now. Laters.

Smoker? And I though you were really straight edge,

Kashdinero
06-10-2011, 01:11 AM
Smoker? And I though you were really straight edge,

Remember people, NOTHING gets past a Black Ninja!!! Hahaha ;)

xStraightxEdgexSaviorx
06-10-2011, 01:22 AM
Smoker? And I though you were really straight edge,

I really am...accept for cigs. Their my one weakness lol. They help me stay sober honestly, but I'm even trying to quit them.

Kashdinero
06-10-2011, 01:28 AM
I really am...accept for cigs. Their my one weakness lol. They help me stay sober honestly, but I'm even trying to quit them.

And then masturbating will be your only vice.......


Soz, I just couldn't help myself!! Hahahahaha lololol ;)

xStraightxEdgexSaviorx
06-10-2011, 01:34 AM
And then masturbating will be your only vice.......


Soz, I just couldn't help myself!! Hahahahaha lololol ;)

I wish I had a comeback for this....but I don't. *dips head down in shame*

Leggo
06-10-2011, 01:43 AM
Advice: do not smoke and masturbate at the same time. The results could be painful! Lol

@SES - where's these pm's then dude. Have you cooled down yet?

xStraightxEdgexSaviorx
06-10-2011, 01:48 AM
Advice: do not smoke and masturbate at the same time. The results could be painful! Lol

@SES - where's these pm's then dude. Have you cooled down yet?

LMAO! Yeah I could see how that could be a problem!!

Check your inbox in about 1 minute.

xStraightxEdgexSaviorx
06-10-2011, 01:54 AM
There you go Legs, I've sent it.

xStraightxEdgexSaviorx
06-10-2011, 02:16 AM
@ SilcerDust and North Vegas Benny, I've sent you guys your PM as well.

North Vegas Benny
06-10-2011, 02:18 AM
I sent you one back.

xStraightxEdgexSaviorx
06-10-2011, 02:29 AM
I sent you one back.

Got it. Sent you another. Plus I sent K-Jammin one.

PS. Kari Byron is a dime-piece.

Leggo
06-10-2011, 02:51 AM
Got it. Sent you another. Plus I sent K-Jammin one.

PS. Kari Byron is a dime-piece.

You must be the EWN PM tennis champion SES! Lol

RomanFlare
06-10-2011, 04:25 AM
We have engaged in a match of wordy ping pong through the World Wide Webascope, and SES, I'm a competitive man, and I'm going to win this match, oh Yeah. I really need to stop watching Savage promos.

TheDevilsAdvocate
06-10-2011, 11:23 AM
You must be the EWN PM tennis champion SES! Lol

...And this is how the eWN rotates. /RandomComment.

Leggo
06-10-2011, 02:24 PM
...And this is how the eWN rotates. /RandomComment.

True mate, true...

Not long till Mayhem! Then it's GLOBAL UPRISING!

xStraightxEdgexSaviorx
06-10-2011, 02:40 PM
We have engaged in a match of wordy ping pong through the World Wide Webascope, and SES, I'm a competitive man, and I'm going to win this match, oh Yeah. I really need to stop watching Savage promos.

You might very well win the match, but the war is something I never intend on losing...to anyone.

Leggo
06-10-2011, 02:42 PM
You might very well win the match, but the war is something I never intend on losing...to anyone.

Lmao! Wise words china!

I've finished my promo, just waiting on something from Sammy and I'll get it to you.

Is it still hot there today?

thejman93
06-10-2011, 02:47 PM
Lmao! Wise words china!

I've finished my promo, just waiting on something from Sammy and I'll get it to you.

Is it still hot there today?

I don't know about SES but it's insanely hot in Jersey today.

Leggo
06-10-2011, 02:50 PM
I don't know about SES but it's insanely hot in Jersey today.

Swap ya?!

It's been raining here, and very cool. Wow! Jbw has a weather seg now too!

WWTNA Mark
06-10-2011, 02:51 PM
I don't know about SES but it's insanely hot in Jersey today.

I second this!!!

WWTNA Mark
06-10-2011, 02:51 PM
Two new JBW talent!!! :o

thejman93
06-10-2011, 02:52 PM
Swap ya?!

It's been raining here, and very cool. Wow! Jbw has a weather seg now too!

I'll take rainy and cool right now, yeah....

thejman93
06-10-2011, 02:52 PM
Two new JBW talent!!! :o

No shit? Who?

Leggo
06-10-2011, 02:55 PM
Two new JBW talent!!! :o

Who? When did they join?

WWTNA Mark
06-10-2011, 02:55 PM
No shit? Who?

Its not new talent from the other feds but talent thats new to the feds here in EWN.

thejman93
06-10-2011, 02:55 PM
Its not new talent from the other feds but talent thats new to the feds here in EWN.

okay.......who?

WWTNA Mark
06-10-2011, 02:55 PM
They sent me their PMs and I must say, they have really great characters! :)

WWTNA Mark
06-10-2011, 02:57 PM
okay.......who?

They told me to keep it a secret... ;)

Pumpkinhead
06-10-2011, 02:57 PM
They sent me their PMs and I must say, they have really great characters! :)

are they going to be in Warfare of Mayhem???

WWTNA Mark
06-10-2011, 02:58 PM
Who are they??, are they going to be in Warfare of Mayhem???

We shall wait and see. ;)

thejman93
06-10-2011, 03:00 PM
Who are they??, are they going to be in Warfare of Mayhem???

We want answers damnit! :D

No, there obviously important if they want to keep it a secret.

Just answer this: Are they established members of the forums or new people?

Leggo
06-10-2011, 03:00 PM
They told me to keep it a secret... ;)

I hint of mystery, I like it...

Looking forward to seeing what they got.

WWTNA Mark
06-10-2011, 03:01 PM
We want answers damnit! :D

No, there obviously important if they want to keep it a secret.

Just answer this: Are they established members of the forums or new people?

You have to wait and see. lol jk They are two new people.

HeelTurn
06-10-2011, 03:01 PM
As long as they dont do Leggo type riddles for their debut, my head still hurts of that lmao

Pumpkinhead
06-10-2011, 03:02 PM
We shall wait and see. ;)

OK, with this mystery sure they're going to make an huge impact

WWTNA Mark
06-10-2011, 03:02 PM
As long as they dont do Leggo type riddles for their debut, my head still hurts of that lmao

Haha! Leggo's riddles and debut was brilliant!

Leggo
06-10-2011, 03:03 PM
We want answers damnit! :D

No, there obviously important if they want to keep it a secret.

Just answer this: Are they established members of the forums or new people?

I have my suspicions... I think I know who they are.

thejman93
06-10-2011, 03:03 PM
Haha! Leggo's riddles and debut was brilliant!

Yeah that stuff was great!

Leggo
06-10-2011, 03:04 PM
Haha! Leggo's riddles and debut was brilliant!

Why thank you kind sir!

HeelTurn
06-10-2011, 03:04 PM
I have my suspicions... I think I know who they are.

Oh really, do tell lol

xStraightxEdgexSaviorx
06-10-2011, 03:52 PM
I agree, Leggo's riddles and codes are awesome, as were Sammy's cryptic messages. A lot of ingenuity here in JBW.

BrandonLoopsTV
06-10-2011, 04:01 PM
Two new JBW talent!!! :o

welcome, whoever you guys are! :D

K-Jammin
06-10-2011, 04:02 PM
If one of the new members is that Russo Swerve geezer then i demand you make my character literally kill him on his debut :)

xStraightxEdgexSaviorx
06-10-2011, 04:14 PM
If one of the new members is that Russo Swerve geezer then i demand you make my character literally kill him on his debut :)

HA! What's wrong with him?

K-Jammin
06-10-2011, 04:18 PM
HA! What's wrong with him?

Well i don't like bitching about people but i'l make an exception this time, i just saw him winding everyone up in a thread a few days ago so therefore as us British say... he is a wanker :D But if it is him i don't mind destroying him on the mic every week ;)

K-Jammin
06-10-2011, 04:26 PM
Well i don't like bitching about people but i'l make an exception this time, i just saw him winding everyone up in a thread a few days ago so therefore as us British say... he is a wanker :D But if it is him i don't mind destroying him on the mic every week ;)

Holy shit, im a super member!!!!

Kashdinero
06-10-2011, 04:50 PM
Holy shit, im a super member!!!!


Super-Jammin!!!!

K-Jammin
06-10-2011, 04:52 PM
Super-Jammin!!!!

Now that does have one sexy ring to it

xStraightxEdgexSaviorx
06-10-2011, 08:54 PM
Fellas, I've got everyone's PMs and promos and everyone of them sounds awesome. As usual, JBW continues to shine in their promos. This Mayhem looks to be shaping up very nicely based off of what I have from you guys and what I have in my head for the other characters. With that being said, I'm really sorry about this, but I'm gonna tell you guys straight off, Mayhem is not gonna be until late tomorrow in all likelihood. I have to work until about 4 hours before I usually post the show, and I'd write it tonight but I'm just so damned tired. I'm gonna do as much as humanly possible right now, but I might end up passing out while writing lol.

xStraightxEdgexSaviorx
06-10-2011, 08:55 PM
Oh and congrats to K-Jammin for reaching super status. Next stop: God!!!

Leggo
06-10-2011, 09:15 PM
Fellas, I've got everyone's PMs and promos and everyone of them sounds awesome. As usual, JBW continues to shine in their promos. This Mayhem looks to be shaping up very nicely based off of what I have from you guys and what I have in my head for the other characters. With that being said, I'm really sorry about this, but I'm gonna tell you guys straight off, Mayhem is not gonna be until late tomorrow in all likelihood. I have to work until about 4 hours before I usually post the show, and I'd write it tonight but I'm just so damned tired. I'm gonna do as much as humanly possible right now, but I might end up passing out while writing lol.

Chill SES, no worries about mayhem bruv... Do it when you can. Get some sleep/rest mate.

I speak on behalf of the mayhem roster when I say we really appreciate all the hard work, effort and PM tennis that you do! Lol. Us UKers don't get it til Sunday morning anyway, so don't worry.

Have a good evening, and I'll look forward to Mayhem when it's ready!

Leggo
06-10-2011, 09:16 PM
Holy shit, im a super member!!!!

Congrats super jammin!!!

HolyJose2391
06-10-2011, 09:23 PM
woo congrats Super-Jammin and welcome new JBW superstars..I'd be more than happy to accept new competition when I become the NEW Warfare TV Champion :D

xStraightxEdgexSaviorx
06-10-2011, 09:32 PM
Chill SES, no worries about mayhem bruv... Do it when you can. Get some sleep/rest mate.

I speak on behalf of the mayhem roster when I say we really appreciate all the hard work, effort and PM tennis that you do! Lol. Us UKers don't get it til Sunday morning anyway, so don't worry.

Have a good evening, and I'll look forward to Mayhem when it's ready!

Thanks legs it means a lot. I'm off to bed and I will write the rest of Mayhem up tomorrow. Laters everyone.

Kashdinero
06-11-2011, 03:01 AM
http://www.portcanaverallimotransportation.com/images/_hummer_limo_white.jpg

I got in the

Leggo
06-11-2011, 03:11 AM
http://www.portcanaverallimotransportation.com/images/_hummer_limo_white.jpg

I got in the

Great episode bruv! Full of action, romance and the cliffhanger was great! Lmao!

Did you forget something?! Lol

TheDevilsAdvocate
06-11-2011, 04:18 AM
http://www.portcanaverallimotransportation.com/images/_hummer_limo_white.jpg

I got in the

This is an instant classic. It's actually better than a lot of movie's that came out in the past two years.

Kashdinero
06-11-2011, 04:54 AM
So, clearly, I'm having a few problems. I must have pressed submit instead of preview, as I didn't even know I had posted that title, pic and half-sentence. I'm currently typing it up, so it'll be posted (in-full) in a bit.... Hope you like it so far lolol

I would have deleted it, but my "buddies" Leggo and TDA have already replied to it and documented my mistake. Thanks fellas ;)

(That first line isn't even how it starts BTW, so the only real preview you have is the title and the pic :))

K-Jammin
06-11-2011, 05:07 AM
Thank's for the super-jammin comments peeps ;) Dead excited for Mayhem and the PPV!

Leggo
06-11-2011, 05:12 AM
So, clearly, I'm having a few problems. I must have pressed submit instead of preview, as I didn't even know I had posted that title, pic and half-sentence. I'm currently typing it up, so it'll be posted (in-full) in a bit.... Hope you like it so far lolol

I would have deleted it, but my "buddies" Leggo and TDA have already replied to it and documented my mistake. Thanks fellas ;)

(That first line isn't even how it starts BTW, so the only real preview you have is the title and the pic :))

Just pulling ya pilsner bruv lol...

Lolling forward to reading the next installment!... Hurry up! Lol

RomanFlare
06-11-2011, 08:48 AM
Fellas, I've got everyone's PMs and promos and everyone of them sounds awesome. As usual, JBW continues to shine in their promos. This Mayhem looks to be shaping up very nicely based off of what I have from you guys and what I have in my head for the other characters. With that being said, I'm really sorry about this, but I'm gonna tell you guys straight off, Mayhem is not gonna be until late tomorrow in all likelihood. I have to work until about 4 hours before I usually post the show, and I'd write it tonight but I'm just so damned tired. I'm gonna do as much as humanly possible right now, but I might end up passing out while writing lol.

Word ^. Don't worry, JBW Marks are noticably patient.

WWTNA Mark
06-11-2011, 08:59 AM
I can't wait for MAYHEM!!! After Mayhem, i'll be sending out PMs for JBW Showdown as well as Global Uprising!

Kashdinero
06-11-2011, 09:27 AM
http://www.portcanaverallimotransportation.com/images/_hummer_limo_white.jpg

Even as I stepped through the passenger door of my custom made, army issued , white Limo Hummer, something felt amiss. My sixth sense was tingling. My inner-voice whispered to me "this picture is slightly out'a focus.... Wot are you missin' Mass... Ahh, it's prolly nuffin'." I didn't believe it, but I had a lot on my plate so the strange feeling became an after-thought that was stored in a part of my brain that specializes in working my funny-feelings out. Why my brain does these things is a mystery, because I can never put my finger on the source of these funny-feelings, and that has always frustrated the shit out of me; although they usually signify that something that wouldn't be to my liking is going to happen, but I never know when, where or how, so it's a pretty fucking lame "power" to have. All it does is add to my stress levels and keeps me on my toes. The keeping me on my toes part I can deal with, as being alert is the name of my game, but the fucking stress? My poor ulcers are screaming at me to take a break! Ha, fat chance of that! Fat chance indeed... 'Yo, Baldy! Put on some music, my man.'
'Very good, Sir, and what would Sir be listening to today?'
'Put on my favourite Mickey Finn & Darren J Old Skool Mix CD, and, Baldy... You know better than to call me Sir. I think maybe we need to have a little talk later; your behaviour as of late has let you down.'
'Sorry, Mass, I've been feeling a little under the weather.'
'Hmm, well, nevertheless, I'd still like a little chat, if you don't mind, of course... Now, put on that damn CD, and dive us to pick up Dave!!!'
'Y-yes, Mass.'
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E-jmD9Lee5Q
Ahh, there's absolutely nothing that gets me going like some Old Skool Jungle. The reason for that is when I broke into the underground music scene, it was as a Jungle M.C, and to this day I can't help but spit an old school lyric or two whenever I hear it..

'What she told me, I can't repeat to you,
it was indecent, unspeakable,
unbelievable, she wants a piece for true,
back at my drum, chinese for two,
I sipped Sake, she sucked 'n' licked,
we fucked 'till six like pornographic ficks,
acrobatic bitch, she could do the splitz,
did a double back-flip, landed on my dick...'

But I didn't have time to enjoy myself, I had business to attend to that couldn't wait. I hadn't spoken to Siaki and George since I dug myself out of that grave, and barring Chaz, Dave and Baldrick, no-one had a clue where I was. Before I called those two, I had to call Dave; I got out my brand new LG Optimus 2X, which was at home waiting for me when I came back last night, but as I hadn't had the time to transfer my numbers I had to put it back in my pocket and pull out my iPhone. Scrolling through my extensive numbers list, I came to Dave and called him, vibing to the tunes as I waited for him to pick up. 'Mass! How are ya, buddy?'
'I'm better, Dave, I'll be picking you up in fifteen minutes.'
'Fifteen minutes?'
'Yes, Dave, fifteen minutes.'
'OK, cool, I'll see you then!'
I hung up, and thought to myself that he sounded chirpy for a guy who was going through a divorce. 'He must just be happy that I rang him.' Due to the background music I had on, I found myself imagining the good ol' days, M.C-ing on pirate radio stations... God, I must have been not too much younger than jman93, which reminded me, I hadn't spoken to my former enemy turned friend in a hell of a long time. I thought an SMS would be the perfect way to bridge the gap, so to speak.



yo jman how u doin bruv? whats it like now that ur partna doesnt want to play patty cake and grab ass b4 ur matches?

With the message sent, I made a quick choice; who do I phone first, Siaki or George? I went with the former, as I know how highly strung he can be. I thumbed down to Siaki's number and called, thinking of a beat while I waited for him to answer... 'MASS!!!!! Where the, what the, how the FUCK!!!! We been looking for you everywhere!'
'Obviously not in the right places, my friend...'
'Man, me and George have been roughing up fool's left, right and centre, trying to get answers. George even broke into Eric Bischoffs house looking for clues! I even, um, spoke to a few of the FSA, who didn't appreciate my kind of questioning, I can tell you!'
'Haha, I'll bet!'
'Shit, man, we tried to find, Ape, Chainsaw and his little bitches, but it's like they've dissapeared from the face of the earth! Tell me, Mass, what happened?'
'Those cuckers put me in a coffin and buried me alive for real!!! Dude, I literally had to dig my way out! My hands are a right fookin' mess, I'll tell ya.... Siaki. Siaki, you still there?'
'Of course, brother, I'm just a little shocked!'
'Tell me about it, anyway, I'll see you at Mayhem, but after that I really needs to par-tay!!! Where we goin'?'
'Hahahahaha!! Thats my Mass! Brotha, we will be going to Club Jamaica Gold in L.A! That place will be fucking booming!
'OK, bruv, it's set! I'll meet you at Mayhem, but I won't be much use due to my fucked-up hands, and you might have to carry me, haha!'
'Anytime, brother, anytime... See you there, Mass.'
'Cool.' I hung up and imediately called George. While I waited for him to pick up, I looked at my hands, which were a proper mess. 'Julius!! How are ya, my man-hole cover?
'I'm good Georgie Boy, I'm good.'
'But-but, how the hell are you still alive? I heard George take a puff of his Melvin Brag before he continued 'We've been searching high 'n low for ya, and we tried to trace your Dog, but it was Brown Bread. I swear to ya, my China, me old cauliflowered ears have been to the ground and I ain't 'eard a Dickie Bird! Spill the beans, Mass, what 'appened?'
'Georgie, me old mate, I'll tell ya all about it when I see ya. I'm phoning to let ya know I'm alive and well, and to let ya know we're 'aving a nice quiet roast at the Queens Legs the Sunday after Mayhem'
'Thats great, China, but what time do they open?' said George with a touch of cheekiness in his voice.
'Wait, did you just ask what time the Queens Legs open?.... Hahahahaha!!!... You still got it, matey!'
'Haha, I bloody 'ope you got a good plan of revenge, Julius.'
'I have, Mate, don't you worry 'bout that, we'll get the last Bubble, trust me.. Laters!'. I hung up, and no sooner as had done so, Baldrick said 'we have arrived at Daves, Mass.'

****

TBC

Kashdinero
06-11-2011, 09:34 AM
'Sound the horn, Baldy.'
Baldrick sounded the horn, and Dave was almost in the limo before it was finished sounding. 'Mass! It's fucking great to see you!'
'Jeez, Dave, whats got you so excited?... And what the fuck is the matter with your hands?... Are they bruised?!?'
'Mass, I just beat the shit out of this white van man, and I feel great!!!'
'Yeah right, Dave, 'course you did.'
'Seriously, I had just posted my divorce papers, and this guy spat on me, so I.... I beat his ass, but good!... Mass, I feel like a new man, that woman is out of my hair, and... And, Mass, I have to tell you something...'
I looked at him, and cautiously said 'uh, shoot, I guess.'
'Mass, about two weeks ago, my wife came to the JBW arena, and she... She, left with K-Jammin, and I know that bastard boned the shit out of her... I want that pricks head on a pole, Mass!'
'WHAT?.... You're kidding me?... Dave, it just so happens I know where Toe-Jammin lives... What say we take a little trip past his house; maybe ruffle his feathers a little?'
'Really? That'd be great, but how'd you get his address?'
'Y'know it was Baldy who found out where he lives, through one of his chaffuer buddies... Yo, Baldy, take us to K-Jammins house! Dave wants to, uhh, tell the guy something.'
I was slightly shocked at this new Dave, and I had every intention of seeing if he was willing to back up his talk. Deep down I knew there was nothing he could do against K-Jam, but I had a little idea that would give both Dave and myself a laugh, at the very least. Dave and I shared a few words regarding his future, and how I would make it my mission in life to find him a new girlfriend. I also told him about the plans for after Mayhem, and Sunday roast with George, which I assured him would be the perfect hangover cure. We continued talking for a bit, but were interupted when Baldrick announced that we were about to drive past K-Jammin's house, where he was no doubt making out with his new girlfriend. I handed Dave a can of red spray paint, and told him to go and spray his name all over Jammins new white Ferrari. 'Wow, that's a fucking great idea! I'll be back in a mo', Mass.'
Dave left the limousine and carefully approached the Ferrari, and began spraying his name on the hood. He then took it one step further and wrote Kaite loves Dave; he was in the middle of spraying a penis, when an enraged K-Jammin came running out of his house, sporting a silk dressing gown, PVC boxers shorts and bright orange flip-flops, carrying a baseball bat. Startled by the sight of K' in his casual appearance, Dave droped the spray paint can, and ran back to the limo. I oppened the door, Dave jumped in, and I yelled 'Baldy, hahaha, get us out of loserville will ya!'
Baldrick was very slow off the mark, and K-Jammin reached the limo and began striking it with his baseball bat. It was no use, the armour was to tough for him to even make a scratch. He then picked up the spray paint can and began spraying the side of my limousine hummer. I was pissed. 'Baldy, put foot, and make fucking tracks!!'
'Sorry, Mass, the engine stalled.'
'Stalled, my arse, you toss-pot! Shit... Just take us to get something to eat, and then you can go and get this thing sprayed. I can't be driven around in a limo with K-JAMMI in the fucking side!... Dave, where do you wanna eat?'
'Anywhere but Moobys!'
'OK, Dave, heehee. Baldy, take us to Nandos, I feel like some Extra-Hot Piri-Piri!.... Don't worry, Dave, I won't laugh if you get Lemon and Herb, hahaha'
'Very funny, Mass.'
Baldrick drove us to the closest Nandos, dropped us off, and that was the last time I ever saw Baldrick and my new white Limousine Hummer.

*****

As Baldrick drove off from Nandos, his head was filled with thoughts of murder and malice. If there was one thing in life that he hated, it was being called Baldy. There was only one thing that he hated more, and that was the person who had called him it more than anyone alive, and that was his current employer, Ma$$Dinero. That man was a horrible bastard, and a fool to boot. He bought the line about knowing where K-Jammin lived through a friend, and had no idea he was secretly planning on going to work for him after the PPV. For now, he would take the shit that Mass had him do, like getting his stupid fucking limousine resprayed. Baldrick pulled into the mechanics lot, and was directed by a shady looking fellow into a garage. He took the central locking off, and just as he opened the door, somebody appeared in the passenger side and grabbed him by the throat. The guy was huge, and his skin was onyx-like in it's darkness; in contrast his hair was fine, silvery and hung long past his shoulders. Even as he was choking Dave thought he was the most unique man he had ever laid eyes on. The man spoke. 'Hi there, Baldrick. The names Anomander Rake. I believe you know my younger brother, Demonic.... In-fact, I believe you had a very similar encounter with him in a different limo.'
'Hurk! Ughhh, y-yes I-I-I met h-him b-b....'
'SILENCE!!' Anomander Rake then sprayed Baldrick with something and his vision began to double and then fade...
When he opened his eyes he was still in the limousine, but he felt it shaking, and he now realised he was awoken by the sound of heavy machinery. The inner walls then began coming in on him 'HELP ME!!......' was the last thing Baldrick said before he, along with the limousine, were crushed into a cube.
http://img3.photographersdirect.com/img/13725/wm/pd2526370.jpg

*****

TBC

Rehmix
06-11-2011, 01:52 PM
I hate how fast this thread moves. I can check about once every three days and I have missed about 30 pages. Sorry WWTNA that I couldn't send you that PM and I may not be able to for a little while. Just try to make me sound awesome and continue to send them to me just in case I can reply back with something. Hope Global Uprising goes well and I will continue to try and catch up.

sincara
06-11-2011, 02:48 PM
wwtna send me a pm if u need any promos from me 4 jbw

thejman93
06-11-2011, 02:50 PM
Hey WWTNA, I'll be in chat for UFC tonight so feel free to PM me and I'll respond between fights.

Pumpkinhead
06-11-2011, 03:12 PM
@sincara I love your sig!!

xStraightxEdgexSaviorx
06-11-2011, 04:56 PM
@ KashDinero, if I may be so bold, TFAOMAD is even better than the original. I just caught myself up with the last 3 that you did and it could seriously be a book. In fact, it reads sorta like a book, which is a good thing. I can definitely tell you have a knack for writing. Poor Baldrick though lol.

PS Anomander Rake sounds fooking awesome already. I can have some fun with him LOL.

@ JBW I just got back from work and after hopping in the shower I'm gonna get cracking on Mayhem. It should be a good one guys!

Kashdinero
06-11-2011, 06:17 PM
@ KashDinero, if I may be so bold, TFAOMAD is even better than the original. I just caught myself up with the last 3 that you did and it could seriously be a book. In fact, it reads sorta like a book, which is a good thing. I can definitely tell you have a knack for writing. Poor Baldrick though lol.

PS Anomander Rake sounds fooking awesome already. I can have some fun with him LOL.

@ JBW I just got back from work and after hopping in the shower I'm gonna get cracking on Mayhem. It should be a good one guys!


Thanks, Straights, that means a hell of a lot! I know that these newer episodes a quite the read, and may not be everyones cup of tea, but I put quite a lot of effort into these things, and I hope people actuallly take the time to read, and enjoy, them.... Even if they don't, I know I'm enjoying writing them, and to tell the truth, I've impressed myself lol.

Special thanks to everyone who gave me ideas, and don't worry, when this season is over, I shall be giving credit where it's due.

Next stop? Mayhem!!!!

xStraightxEdgexSaviorx
06-11-2011, 07:00 PM
**From the EWN Homepage**

JBW stars to change names? + Silver Bros note

By Ryan Clark

Mayhem wrestlers Finally and JWT15 have officially changed their names to Loki and Aeriel respectively. Their profiles in the JBW website have been updated, and although their bio's and pictures remain the same, their names were changed. JBW officials came to the conclusion that the two needed more serious sounding names as their roles have increased. No word yet on if their name changed will be addressed on tonight's edition of Mayhem as a part of a promo, or if their just gonna act as if their names never were Finally and JWT15. In addition to this, Anomander Rake's profile has been added to the JBW site as well, suggesting that he is in fact going to be an on screen character on the shows and not just a character on TFAOMAD.

To reiterate: Finally=Loki JWT15=Aeriel

The Silver Bros reportedly have a new T-shirt coming out. On the front of the shirt there is a picture of Silverlace looking on gleefully while SilverDust has his head down and facepalming. On the back of the shirt there are the following words:

WE'RE HERE
WE'RE SILVER
GET USED TO IT!

The shirt is on sale now at JBWSHOP.com.

**Advertisement** JWT15 and Finally NOT happy with name change

Kashdinero
06-11-2011, 07:16 PM
**From the EWN Homepage**

JBW stars to change names? + Silver Bros note

By Ryan Clark

Mayhem wrestlers Finally and JWT15 have officially changed their names to Loki and Aeriel respectively. Their profiles in the JBW website have been updated, and although their bio's and pictures remain the same, their names were changed. JBW officials came to the conclusion that the two needed more serious sounding names as their roles have increased. No word yet on if their name changed will be addressed on tonight's edition of Mayhem as a part of a promo, or if their just gonna act as if their names never were Finally and JWT15. In addition to this, Anomander Rake's profile has been added to the JBW site as well, suggesting that he is in fact going to be an on screen character on the shows and not just a character on TFAOMAD.

To reiterate: Finally=Loki JWT15=Aeriel

The Silver Bros reportedly have a new T-shirt coming out. On the front of the shirt there is a picture of Silverlace looking on gleefully while SilverDust has his head down and facepalming. On the back of the shirt there are the following words:

WE'RE HERE
WE'RE SILVER
GET USED TO IT!

The shirt is on sale now at JBWSHOP.com.

**Advertisement** JWT15 and Finally NOT happy with name change

Finally, Finally has changed his awful sounding name (no offence to Finally the poster)!

Anomander Rake, Loki, Demonic and Aeriel!! Thats quite the set of four horsemen for the apocalypse that is CHAINSAW!!!!!!

Totally gonna avoid that Silver Bros t-shirt like the plague!

WWTNA Mark
06-11-2011, 07:18 PM
Great name change from Finally and jwt15! I updated the names for you on the op btw SES! ;)