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No_1eddiefan
01-10-2013, 03:41 PM
Just a note I'm able to write promos for both jack and Gillz now

Noted man, thanks for letting us know.

bearkg88
01-10-2013, 04:13 PM
Is the second one not in, I thought I sent it!


I was messing with ya in reference to your IWA promo. Van filled me in. :D

thejman93
01-10-2013, 07:31 PM
Second package is in the mail, waiting for pick up

Got it! Well done, bud.

The show is coming together nicely, guys. I'm putting the main event together now and finishing up one more match tomorrow.

bearkg88
01-10-2013, 07:54 PM
Got it! Well done, bud.

The show is coming together nicely, guys. I'm putting the main event together now and finishing up one more match tomorrow.

So....I'm guessing that means the show will go up tomorrow then?

thejman93
01-10-2013, 07:56 PM
So....I'm guessing that means the show will go up tomorrow then?

That's the plan, Stan.

Shaz11
01-10-2013, 07:59 PM
That's the plan, Stan.

Who the hell is Stan? Man.

thejman93
01-10-2013, 08:00 PM
Who the hell is Stan? Man.

It's a saying, you pothead. :p

thejman93
01-10-2013, 08:09 PM
No....my name is Stan...there..someone is named Stan

Yo, Stan.....

bearkg88
01-10-2013, 08:10 PM
Yo, Stan.....

Hey...what are you talking to that tool for :D

thejman93
01-10-2013, 08:13 PM
Hey...what are you talking to that tool for :D

Jman: Well, Divine, it's my job to be the head godamned diplomat around here. Shake hands, kiss babies, the whole deal...I'm starting to get sick of all that, honestly.

bearkg88
01-10-2013, 08:15 PM
Jman: Well, Divine, it's my job to be the head godamned diplomat around here. Shake hands, kiss babies, the whole deal...I'm starting to get sick of all that, honestly.

Divine: Divine doesn't blame you. You aren't a bureaucrat, you are a wrestler.

OOC: Btw, you know that is my alt acct ya? lol

thejman93
01-10-2013, 08:18 PM
Divine: Divine doesn't blame you. You aren't a bureaucrat, you are a wrestler.

OOC: Btw, you know that is my alt acct ya? lol

You bastard! I thought it was Irk. :p

BennyTheBall
01-10-2013, 08:18 PM
J, you get my PM last night?

thejman93
01-10-2013, 08:19 PM
J, you get my PM last night?

Nooooooo....

BennyTheBall
01-10-2013, 08:22 PM
Nooooooo....

This entire site is a bag of wank.

Re-sent.

wrestlingfan66513
01-10-2013, 08:22 PM
Jman: Well, Divine, it's my job to be the head godamned diplomat around here. Shake hands, kiss babies, the whole deal...I'm starting to get sick of all that, honestly.

Hawk: Well I can do all that and still make guys like Punk look like kids in the ring. That is why I am the most profitable stars JBW has ever seen. My merchandise sells like hotcase, while Divine's crap just sits in the warehouse. The only reason his sales have gone up is because I helped clear out his merchandise so we have more room for the new Mike Hawk t-shirts.

thejman93
01-10-2013, 08:27 PM
Hawk: Well I can do all that and still make guys like Punk look like kids in the ring. That is why I am the most profitable stars JBW has ever seen. My merchandise sells like hotcase, while Divine's crap just sits in the warehouse. The only reason his sales have gone up is because I helped clear out his merchandise so we have more room for the new Mike Hawk t-shirts.

Jman: Is that what you think this business is about, Mike? Selling T-shirts? You know who sells T-shirts? John Cena. Hulk Hogan. Mike Hawk. You know who people remember, though? CM Punk. Bret Hart. Chris Divine.

HolyJose2391
01-10-2013, 08:39 PM
HJ: Well the time draws near where I will finally get the shot I've been working so damn hard for. Right now I don't care if it's a win a loss or a draw I plan on going in there and giving it my damn best and prove not just to the world but to myself that I belong in the main event.

bearkg88
01-10-2013, 08:40 PM
Hawk: Well I can do all that and still make guys like Punk look like kids in the ring. That is why I am the most profitable stars JBW has ever seen. My merchandise sells like hotcase, while Divine's crap just sits in the warehouse. The only reason his sales have gone up is because I helped clear out his merchandise so we have more room for the new Mike Hawk t-shirts.

Divine: Divine's crap doesn't sit in a warehouse. Divine's crap sits in a toilet before he flushes that shit. As for Divine's merchandise sales, let's look at numbers.

*Divines pulls out his phone, pulling up an app*

Divine: Ah look...Mike Hawk's percentage of merchandise that makes up sales is 10%...and what is Divine's? Oh..Divine's is 15%. The only people higher than Divine are TDA, Shuriken, HJ, and Eddie Juarez. Hell, even Mr Roman Numeral has a better sales percentage for his merchandise than you do Hawk. So keep squawking about numbers...Divine will take that t shirt gun and shoot a shirt down your throat.

wrestlingfan66513
01-10-2013, 08:56 PM
Jman: Is that what you think this business is about, Mike? Selling T-shirts? You know who sells T-shirts? John Cena. Hulk Hogan. Mike Hawk. You know who people remember, though? CM Punk. Bret Hart. Chris Divine.

Hawk: That is only a small fraction of the business, I will admit. But unlike those guys, I can do it all. I can promote myself, sell my things, put on classic matches, and still make this title look good all in one night.

*Raises TV title.

Divine, you think can keep pulling the wool over everyone's eyes, but I know you are going to fold at Resurrection when VHX proves to the world that you are only a paper champion.

scribbler_jones
01-11-2013, 02:56 AM
*Virgo Violet is standing in the training room, looking at the two men lying slumped in the corner, broken and unconscious. She smiles at her handiwork... then looks at the remaining two men. Both cringing on the other end of the room.

Virgo Violet: Well then, gentlemen, it looks like you're the last two assistants to help me perfect my physical arsenal. So very fortunate for you...

*She looks back and forth at the two... before she focuses on the smaller of the two.

Virgo Violet: Ah, Mr. Day. You will be my next dance partner.

*The man looks up in fear at Virgo - he is five foot seven and may weigh a buck thirty, soaking wet. Virgo Violet is a giant in comparison. And yet, he does something entirely unexpected...

Day: ...

...

No.

*Everything stops. The large, seven-foot, three hundred pound man next to him goes saucer-eyed and looks like he's gone pale - even though his skin is dark chocolate brown. Silence.

All that seems to be moving... is Virgo Violet's eye twitching.

Virgo Violet: ... What. Did. You. Say to me.

Day: I've done everything for you. I interned for your company straight out of high school. Got your coffee every day - even as you dumped it on me... every day. Even as you took a fat, flaming shit on my life. I wanted to be successful. I wanted to be powerful. I wanted... to be like you. But this? Being your lackey... your emotional dart board... your punching bag? TO HELL WITH THIS! I. AM. NOT. DOING IT. I'M THROUGH WITH YOU!!!

Virgo Violet: ...

...

You insolent little piece of fetid worm shit. I've spent years molding you. Grooming you. Training you. I've given you the greatest corporate environment in the world. I've shown you what corporate perfection looks like. I've paved your road to greatness. And THIS is how you repay me... THIS IS HOW YOU REPAY ME... THIS IS HOW YOU REPAY ME?!?!?

*What happens next is an absolute whirlwind of violence. In the span of a second, Virgo transforms from an ice-cold, emotionless, professional businesswoman to a physical, berserk, uncontrollable demon. Day raises his hands to defend himself... for nothing. The punches are like piledrivers - his arms show deep, dark bruises within moments. The instant his arms drop, his head is whipped sideways from a supersonic left hook. The next ten seconds of violence are so violent that they cannot be watched or described without women, young children and others with weak constitutions going into convulsive fits from the sheer carnage wreaked upon the poor man.

At the end of it, Virgo holds him trapped in a one-armed front guillotine choke while contorting his arm with her free arm in a compromising hold. Day is coughing up his own blood. But even as he fades, he scratches at Violet's arm. He resists.

That's all that it takes to set Virgo Violet off on a whole new level. She withdraws the choke... but keeps a hold of Day's wrist. She steps back... yanks Day towards her, with her other hand cocked back... and as he comes forward, she unleashes the mother of all haymakers dead into his face. Day flips backwards from the impact, hits a scorpion on the floor, and is still.

Virgo looks at the ring she wore on her punching hand, the ring with her zodiac sign engraved on it... and the same mark it left on Day's face. Both coated crimson. She stares at him, her appearance disheveled and deranged, and for a moment the demon within is pulling the strings... then she is calm, not even bothering to try to remove the blood.

Virgo Violet: That will be all, Day. Consider yourself terminated.

SilverGhost
01-11-2013, 04:57 AM
HJ: Well the time draws near where I will finally get the shot I've been working so damn hard for. Right now I don't care if it's a win a loss or a draw I plan on going in there and giving it my damn best and prove not just to the world but to myself that I belong in the main event.

Shuriken: Now you are beginning to make some sense.

Shaz11
01-11-2013, 10:50 AM
It's a saying, you pothead. :p

I know it is, Miss. :D

No_1eddiefan
01-11-2013, 04:17 PM
Right update on the show:

J's got one match to complete and Jose has 2 matches to complete.

Every other match has been completed.

With the time difference, I'll give Jose to about 3am GMT (if I'm still awake) to get me the matches, before I start working on them myself. If I fall asleep before that and I don't have the matches when I get up, I'll write them tomorrow.

I'm 50/50 on the show going up tonight, but we will see!

Torphy
01-11-2013, 05:05 PM
Right update on the show:

J's got one match to complete and Jose has 2 matches to complete.

Every other match has been completed.

With the time difference, I'll give Jose to about 3am GMT (if I'm still awake) to get me the matches, before I start working on them myself. If I fall asleep before that and I don't have the matches when I get up, I'll write them tomorrow.

I'm 50/50 on the show going up tonight, but we will see!

No rush on that matey!

If the show isn't up by tomorrow night heads will roll!

:)

No_1eddiefan
01-11-2013, 05:20 PM
No rush on that matey!

If the show isn't up by tomorrow night heads will roll!

:)


Haha mate, the show goes up tomorrow, no heads are gonna roll.

Maybe Jose's. >:~D

Torphy
01-11-2013, 05:22 PM
Haha mate, the show goes up tomorrow, no heads are gonna roll.

Maybe Jose's. >:~D

Curse your hawk eyes! :p

bearkg88
01-11-2013, 05:24 PM
Right update on the show:

J's got one match to complete and Jose has 2 matches to complete.

Every other match has been completed.

With the time difference, I'll give Jose to about 3am GMT (if I'm still awake) to get me the matches, before I start working on them myself. If I fall asleep before that and I don't have the matches when I get up, I'll write them tomorrow.

I'm 50/50 on the show going up tonight, but we will see!

So if it doesn't go up today, which no offense friend, but I don't think it will, you are saying 100% for sure it will go up tomorrow?

No_1eddiefan
01-11-2013, 05:31 PM
So if it doesn't go up today, which no offense friend, but I don't think it will, you are saying 100% for sure it will go up tomorrow?

Yes. Yes I am.

No_1eddiefan
01-11-2013, 05:52 PM
I will just say that this weekend will be stacked and should be a compliment of how good efedding on this website can be. I believe every fed but IWA has a PPV this weekend, so be sure to check all of this out:

JBW Resurrection
EWNCW Bred For Combat
TWE Eye of the Beholder
WWE Fantasy Fed: Great American Bash
BITW I: Kingdom Come

Also, IWA has a show of Chaos tonight, and the second set of quarter finals in EWN Grand Prix II should be up tomorrow too- so much to read but should all be worth it! So make sure you guys check it all out!

bearkg88
01-11-2013, 06:01 PM
I will just say that this weekend will be stacked and should be a compliment of how good efedding on this website can be. I believe every fed but IWA has a PPV this weekend, so be sure to check all of this out:

JBW Resurrection
EWNCW Bred For Combat
TWE Eye of the Beholder
WWE Fantasy Fed: Great American Bash
BITW I: Kingdom Come

Also, IWA has a show of Chaos tonight, and the second set of quarter finals in EWN Grand Prix II should be up tomorrow too- so much to read but should all be worth it! So make sure you guys check it all out!

IWA likes to be different. :D

VanHooliganX
01-11-2013, 06:16 PM
I will just say that this weekend will be stacked and should be a compliment of how good efedding on this website can be. I believe every fed but IWA has a PPV this weekend, so be sure to check all of this out:

JBW Resurrection
EWNCW Bred For Combat
TWE Eye of the Beholder
WWE Fantasy Fed: Great American Bash
BITW I: Kingdom Come

Also, IWA has a show of Chaos tonight, and the second set of quarter finals in EWN Grand Prix II should be up tomorrow too- so much to read but should all be worth it! So make sure you guys check it all out!

A weekend of reading it seems :)

Awesome.

thejman93
01-11-2013, 06:27 PM
Yes. Yes I am.

Agreed.

And, lol, I've been sigged...

No_1eddiefan
01-12-2013, 02:38 PM
Show will go up tonight guys. Jose & J still have one match each to finish and I'm going round my mates now but when I come back, if I don't have the matches, I'll do them myself.

Shaz11
01-12-2013, 02:55 PM
Show will go up tonight guys. Jose & J still have one match each to finish and I'm going round my mates now but when I come back, if I don't have the matches, I'll do them myself.

Sick! Resurrection is gonna be the real shizzle.

S.E. Zero
01-12-2013, 08:08 PM
Who's ready for Resurrection?

.....

The wait will have to continue lol the show is almost done and as Eddie said should be up tonight.

thejman93
01-12-2013, 08:19 PM
Who's ready for Resurrection?

.....

The wait will have to continue lol the show is almost done and as Eddie said should be up tonight.

I'm typing as fast as I can.

S.E. Zero
01-12-2013, 08:20 PM
I'm typing as fast as I can.

Then type faster!!!!! :p

thejman93
01-12-2013, 08:25 PM
Then type faster!!!!! :p

You! You! :D

thejman93
01-12-2013, 09:02 PM
WhooooHooooo!

VanHooliganX
01-12-2013, 09:17 PM
Show will go up tonight guys. Jose & J still have one match each to finish and I'm going round my mates now but when I come back, if I don't have the matches, I'll do them myself.

Curse you! I hate you! How dare you not post an EFed show at stupid O'clock our time and cause of this I will tell you how I really feel about you:

You smell.

[Insert other drama llama stuff]

VanHooliganX
01-12-2013, 09:19 PM
Curse you! I hate you! How dare you not post an EFed show at stupid O'clock our time and cause of this I will tell you how I really feel about you:

You smell.

[Insert other drama llama stuff]

Sorry. I don't really fit in with any topics and no-one I'm feuding with is online currently so had to do something. I will just IC a bit to the greatest of my abilities.

Van: I will win.

Shaz11
01-12-2013, 09:21 PM
Sorry. I don't really fit in with any topics and no-one I'm feuding with is online currently so had to do something. I will just IC a bit to the greatest of my abilities.

Van: I will win.

Shaz: You smell.

VanHooliganX
01-12-2013, 09:33 PM
Shaz: You smell.

Van: You can throw your petty insults around all you like you silly boy! I can easily book more appointments with my psychiatrist just like that!

Shaz11
01-12-2013, 09:34 PM
Van: You can throw your petty insults around all you like you silly boy! I can easily book more appointments with my psychiatrist just like that!

Shaz: Do all of that. At the end of the day..you'll still smell.

VanHooliganX
01-12-2013, 09:37 PM
Shaz: Do all of that. At the end of the day..you'll still smell.

Van: *let's off a good ol' fart. Just like the Honeybadger he doesn't give a fuck. The smell is like death did the 2 girls 1 cup scene*Dunno what you're talking about.

Shaz11
01-12-2013, 09:38 PM
Van: *let's off a good ol' fart. Just like the Honeybadger he doesn't give a fuck. The smell is like death did the 2 girls 1 cup scene*Dunno what you're talking about.

Shaz: That fuckin' stinks fam! Jheeze!

*Shaz walks off, over-reacting*

No_1eddiefan
01-12-2013, 09:45 PM
Gonna get everything in a word document and post!

Rehmix
01-12-2013, 09:48 PM
Gonna get everything in a word document and post!
You better!

No_1eddiefan
01-12-2013, 10:34 PM
Show is going up guys!

No_1eddiefan
01-12-2013, 11:15 PM
Full show is up guys! Check it out and give feedback, one of the questions has slightly changed:


Best Match:
Best Promo:
Best Piece of Booking:
Best Debut or Return *when applicable*:
Any Piece of Booking You Didn't Like:
Any Matches and/or Promos That Could've Been Improved:
Any Other Positives:
Any Other Constructive Criticism:
Overall Show Grade:

Great to finally have this show out. First of all, welcome back to Ka$h! Everything that went down has been put behind us and we're all cool now I believe. For anybody wondering- Ka$h is just a wrestler for us, and has no say in the creative behind the scenes. BITW: Kingdom Come is still going up, so make certain you guys check that out! Some hella good matches, some big surprises that JBW guys may find amazing too!

Congratulations to all the winners! Some feuds may end, some will continue, and some, well some are just getting started!

The final bit was a big hint at who our mystery man is- but you will have to wait and see who it is ;) Anybody that has an idea, PM me with your guesses. I'd love to know who people think it is.

Over the next week, us as a creative will all decide where we're heading in the future, so it's a week off now guys!

Asherdelampyr
01-13-2013, 02:30 AM
Mr. Blood: Well Well Well, One more match in JBW, One more Victory for the Dominant Predators, Black Blooded. We fucking told you when we arrived what would happen, we are the single best team in all of professional wrestling. There is not a single group here that has what it takes to rip these belts from our grasp.

Mr. Black: We are Unstoppable.

Vivica: That's Right! Nobody can ever beat my Big Daddy, especially not with Unca Blood at his side and me watching their back! I already have this belt from IWA, and soon I will add the JBW Bombshell belt to it, Daddy said so and Daddy is always right! Daddy and Unca Blood said that we were gonna come here and immediately rise to the top and we did just that! You should all listen to them, they are the smartest and strongest and bestest men in the whole wide world!

Mr. Black: That's right Princess.

Mr. Blood: We are the future of tag team wrestling, we will go down in history as the best fucking team that there ever was, and each of you that faces us should thank us for the honor of beating your asses, who knows, you may even end up in one of our highlight reels.

Mr. Black: Nothing Personal

Mr. Blood: Just Business.

magglis
01-13-2013, 03:36 AM
Seth Thirteen vs Erick Alexander and Rage vs Mr Lansdale were great matches to read.Solid show guys.Good job from bear with the Divine promo.One thing thought, i felt that the promos weren't enough

Also nice to see Kash and Dubs back:)

Shaz11
01-13-2013, 10:59 AM
Best Match: Rage vs Lansdale
Best Promo: Chris Divine
Best Piece of Booking: The big hint at the end.
Best Debut or Return *when applicable*: Ma$$
Any Piece of Booking You Didn't Like: N/A
Any Matches and/or Promos That Could've Been Improved: Nope.
Any Other Positives: I liked how Rage/Lansdale ended in controversy and Juarez/Alexander ended. Continues two hot feuds.
Any Other Constructive Criticism: N/A
Overall Show Grade: A

Shaz11
01-13-2013, 10:59 AM
Seth Thirteen vs Erick Alexander and Rage vs Mr Lansdale were great matches to read.Solid show guys.Good job from bear with the Divine promo.One thing thought, i felt that the promos weren't enough

Also nice to see Kash and Dubs back:)

Cheers man- I wrote that. :)

Torphy
01-13-2013, 11:17 AM
Lansdale holds up the Undergound Championship belt before wrapping it around his waist.

Lansdale: THIS, belongs to me. After the shoddy and quite amateurish actions of one referee.. I believe I am well and truly entitled to some form of compensation.. namely, this belt. In fact.. I refuse to label this as incompetence.. it is as clear as day to me that the referee and Robert Rage conspired together in order to deprive me of the success that I truly deserved. Rage could not keep me down.. despite all of his attempts.. despite throwing everything he had at me.. Arthur Lansdale.. Mr Arthur Lansdale refused to stay down. And so as we all saw.. Rage and the referee hatched their master plan to deny me victory.. who's laughing now though, Robert?

Aha. Ahahaha. Yes, I do believe it's me.

Vandarius
01-13-2013, 12:43 PM
Amazing show guys! I loved coming home to an awesome read, the ending was fucking awesome and now I can't wait for the next!!!

Darius: Gillz ... I'm coming for you.

KJ PUNK
01-13-2013, 01:32 PM
*KJ Punk holds up his thumb and index finger*

Punk: Hawk, I was THIS close to taking that TV title off of you. Next time, it won't be a rerun. It'll be a familiar episode with a surprise twist ending.

BennyTheBall
01-13-2013, 01:58 PM
Promise to read the show in the next day or so. I'm so far behind with everything!

eyehatecena
01-13-2013, 02:22 PM
Just read the show and thought it was great. I will re read it tonight on my computer(on my phone now) and will give my critque. And i know this sounds weird as i am a guy, but YES! I AM THE NEW BOMBSHELL CHAMPION!

bearkg88
01-13-2013, 02:47 PM
Ill be reading the show today and providing feedback later

bearkg88
01-13-2013, 05:19 PM
Best Match:
Seth Thirteen vs Erick Alexander-I really liked the match. It wasn't SUPER long, but wasn't short, and it was very well written
Best Promo:
I'm going with Mike Hawk on this one
Best Piece of Booking:
Keeping the title on Mike Hawk. I half expected KJ to win, but I'm glad Hawk kept it. WF is doing a great job with the TV title, with his ICing and promoing.
Best Debut or Return *when applicable*:
Ma$$Dinero
Any Piece of Booking You Didn't Like:
None
Any Matches and/or Promos That Could've Been Improved:
I felt like there could have been a few promos from some of the others involved in the show, IE HJ, Shuriken, TDA, Seth, or others. I also felt the Bombshell match was kind of short
Any Other Positives:
99% percent of the matches lived up to exception or where even better than what I expected. I feel like this PPV is a step forward compared to Blood Harvest II, and that is a good thing.
Any Other Constructive Criticism: The ending to the Shaz/Doom match. Maybe I am wrong and thinking only in the context of the WWE, but if someone passes out in a submission hold, the ref raises their hand 3 times for a response, and if they don't respond, the person using the hold wins by KO. I found the 5 count odd.


Overall Show Grade: B+

eyehatecena
01-13-2013, 09:57 PM
Best Match:
Thats a hard one- they were all pretty good to great. Some a bit short though

Best Promo:
Mike Hawk- WF always kills with his promos

Best Piece of Booking:
Keeping the title on Mike Hawk. Keeping the title on TDA(figured he would drop it). Ma$$ showing up

Best Debut or Return *when applicable*:
Ma$$Dinero- didn't see that coming

Any Piece of Booking You Didn't Like:
Although it was my character(Faith LeFlur) winning the Bombshell title off of Nikki- I felt it was too soon. And tbh, I liked the original idea when Kash was running things(just talking about what was gonna happen with the Bombshell title). Don't get me wrong, I appreciate winning the title

Any Matches and/or Promos That Could've Been Improved:
Promos were great, but wish there were more- but thats with every efed's PPVs. Also a few matches seemed a bit too short/rushed

Any Other Positives:
Can't think of anything else

Any Other Constructive Criticism: The ending to the Shaz/Doom match. Maybe I am wrong and thinking only in the context of the WWE, but if someone passes out in a submission hold, the ref raises their hand 3 times for a response, and if they don't respond, the person using the hold wins by KO. I found the 5 count odd.

^This is Bears comment but I agree with it too

Grade- Borderline A-/B+

BennyTheBall
01-13-2013, 10:26 PM
Best Match: World title match
Best Promo: Tie between Mike Hawk & Divine
Best Piece of Booking: The return of Ma$$.
Best Debut or Return *when applicable*: Ma$$
Any Piece of Booking You Didn't Like: Nope.
Any Matches and/or Promos That Could've Been Improved: Just the five count thing that others have mentioned.
Any Other Positives: Great promos by all, really good show.
Any Other Constructive Criticism: I felt there was an over-reliance on the phrase "let's move on" by the commentators. It really started to grate on me after a while.
Overall Show Grade: B - very impressive.

eyehatecena
01-13-2013, 10:35 PM
Best Match: World title match
Best Promo: Tie between Mike Hawk & Divine
Best Piece of Booking: The return of Ma$$.
Best Debut or Return *when applicable*: Ma$$
Any Piece of Booking You Didn't Like: Nope.
Any Matches and/or Promos That Could've Been Improved: Just the five count thing that others have mentioned.
Any Other Positives: Great promos by all, really good show.
Any Other Constructive Criticism: I felt there was an over-reliance on the phrase "let's move on" by the commentators. It really started to grate on me after a while.
Overall Show Grade: B - very impressive.

I ment to comment on that too- it was a bit too repetative. Different transitions between matches would have work sooooo much better- not the same one over and over

Kashdinero
01-13-2013, 11:12 PM
IC @$ Ma$$: Yup, I'm back, innit. Why? Un. Fin. Ished. Beeswax.

bearkg88
01-13-2013, 11:39 PM
IC @$ Ma$$: Yup, I'm back, innit. Why? Un. Fin. Ished. Beeswax.

Divine: Oh...if it isn't the chucklehead who picked up his ball and ran.

BennyTheBall
01-13-2013, 11:45 PM
Divine: Oh...if it isn't the chucklehead who picked up his ball and ran.

Mr. Smyth: You understood what he said? Can you translate for me please? Hell, between him, Shaz and Vulgar, I am really starting to think that this is the home of the mentally retarded.

bearkg88
01-13-2013, 11:49 PM
Mr. Smyth: You understood what he said? Can you translate for me please? Hell, between him, Shaz and Vulgar, I am really starting to think that this is the home of the mentally retarded.

Divine: Yes, Divine can translate.


IC @$ Ma$$: Yup, I'm back, innit. Why? Un. Fin. Ished. Beeswax.

Divine: Yup, I'm back, in it. Why? Unfinished beeswax. He is being a chucklehead trying to talk all goofy like. No worries, Divine is sure Dinero will probably take his ball and go running once more soon enough

bearkg88
01-13-2013, 11:49 PM
Mr. Smyth: You understood what he said? Can you translate for me please? Hell, between him, Shaz and Vulgar, I am really starting to think that this is the home of the mentally retarded.

Also Benny, awesome sig!

Asherdelampyr
01-13-2013, 11:50 PM
Loved the matches, seemed a bit promo-short

BennyTheBall
01-13-2013, 11:54 PM
Also Benny, awesome sig!

Thanks, man. It did make me laugh and I had to have it.

eyehatecena
01-13-2013, 11:57 PM
Faith LeFlur: Great match Nicole. You have always been an idol of mine- someone I have always looked up to. Anytime you want a rematch I am ready


http://i1115.photobucket.com/albums/k543/ewawrestling13/candice_zps40e5d96f.jpg

Faith: And all you guys out there- this is my first photo shoot with my belt- hope you guys like it

OOC: I sure do, lol.

TheDevilsAdvocate
01-14-2013, 12:12 AM
Resurrection didn't disappoint! Congrats to everyone involved.

I'm wondering who the person is at the end of the show.. I legitimately have no idea.


IC: I showed Jose and Shuriken what I was made of tonight! I am here to remain as your Champion.

Kashdinero
01-14-2013, 12:24 AM
IC @$ Ma$$: Ran? Nah, more like casually walked out with a swagger that only I can muster, gents.. Clearly, style is lost on this charisma ridden bunch of Indy bums turned *shudders* Jabesters. Hope you're all paying attention, 'cause you're all about to be edumucated in the art of getting/staying over.

BennyTheBall
01-14-2013, 12:36 AM
IC @$ Ma$$: Ran? Nah, more like casually walked out with a swagger that only I can muster, gents.. Clearly, style is lost on this charisma ridden bunch of Indy bums turned *shudders* Jabesters. Hope you're all paying attention, 'cause you're all about to be edumucated in the art of getting/staying over.

Mr. Smyth stares blankly at Ma$$.

Mr. Smyth: Wow. I don't believe it. Y'know, I almost didn't recognise you without your Burger King uniform on. Last I saw of you, you were cleaning vomit and defecation from the toilets.

S.E. Zero
01-14-2013, 01:57 AM
Any Piece of Booking You Didn't Like:
Although it was my character(Faith LeFlur) winning the Bombshell title off of Nikki- I felt it was too soon. And tbh, I liked the original idea when Kash was running things(just talking about what was gonna happen with the Bombshell title). Don't get me wrong, I appreciate winning the title


I get what you are saying, though the decision to take the title of Belzova did not come easy really since twice we tried to contact PandaMassacre (least I did) to see if she would do a promo and show she still wanted to be involved in Jabe and both times no reply was given.

When that happened the decision was made to take to belt of her and when users who deserved to win the gold came up you came to mind easily so with you leading the way soon the Bombshells will hopefully get great exposure and girls like Vivica, Pisces Pink and others will make the division thrive like it could and should in this new year for sure.

Jabe can only become better if the people in it want it to just as much as the people behind the scenes and it seemed that wasn't the case with Panda unfortunately so if she wishes to continue to be part of Jabe and show she wants to be champion again she can but the division will move on with or without her.

Kashdinero
01-14-2013, 02:12 AM
Mr. Smyth stares blankly at Ma$$.

Mr. Smyth: Wow. I don't believe it. Y'know, I almost didn't recognise you without your Burger King uniform on. Last I saw of you, you were cleaning vomit and defecation from the toilets.

**rolls eyes**

Ma$$: Yeah, someone needs to tell this fella that Jabe superstars probably shouldn't be admitting that they dine in Burger King. The last time I went into a Burger King I bought the place, had it torn down, and made into a wardrobe for all of the fine threads I had purchased that very same afternoon. #FlashMa$$isFlash

Shaz11
01-14-2013, 02:19 AM
**rolls eyes**

Ma$$: Yeah, someone needs to tell this fella that Jabe superstars probably shouldn't be admitting that they dine in Burger King. The last time I went into a Burger King I bought the place, had it torn down, and made into a wardrobe for all of the fine threads I had purchased that very same afternoon. #FlashMa$$isFlash

Shaz: Wait a sec blud- ain't he a business man? Surely he's got enough dough, to go to other places- other than Burger King..or if he ain't what he claims to be?..

BennyTheBall
01-14-2013, 02:31 AM
Mr. Smyth: I actually just popped in to use the toilets, which is where I saw the toilet scrubber. Wait...aren't you the guy who was supposed to get me my bucket of chicken?

SilverGhost
01-14-2013, 02:37 AM
Seth Thirteen: ALL OF YOU SHUT THE HELL UP! DAMMIT! BITCHES DO NOTHING BUT WHINE AND COMPLAIN! MA$$, GET BACK TO THE DAMN FRYER WHERE YOU BELONG! SMYTH, FUCK YOUR BUCKET OF CHICKEN! HOPE YOU CHOKE ON A BONE AND DIE!

OH! OH! CAN YOU HEAR THIS!? THIS! SHH SHH SHHHH! LISTEN!

IT IS SILENCE! KEEP IT THAT WAY!

BennyTheBall
01-14-2013, 02:44 AM
Seth Thirteen: ALL OF YOU SHUT THE HELL UP! DAMMIT! BITCHES DO NOTHING BUT WHINE AND COMPLAIN! MA$$, GET BACK TO THE DAMN FRYER WHERE YOU BELONG! SMYTH, FUCK YOUR BUCKET OF CHICKEN! HOPE YOU CHOKE ON A BONE AND DIE!

OH! OH! CAN YOU HEAR THIS!? THIS! SHH SHH SHHHH! LISTEN!

IT IS SILENCE! KEEP IT THAT WAY!

Mr. Smyth: Thanks for your opinion. Now please go run along with the other kids so you don't get hurt playing with adults.

Shaz11
01-14-2013, 02:44 AM
Seth Thirteen: ALL OF YOU SHUT THE HELL UP! DAMMIT! BITCHES DO NOTHING BUT WHINE AND COMPLAIN! MA$$, GET BACK TO THE DAMN FRYER WHERE YOU BELONG! SMYTH, FUCK YOUR BUCKET OF CHICKEN! HOPE YOU CHOKE ON A BONE AND DIE!

OH! OH! CAN YOU HEAR THIS!? THIS! SHH SHH SHHHH! LISTEN!

IT IS SILENCE! KEEP IT THAT WAY!

Shaz: Man thinks that this tool also went to Burger King, but didn't get served.

SilverGhost
01-14-2013, 02:53 AM
Mr. Smyth: Thanks for your opinion. Now please go run along with the other kids so you don't get hurt playing with adults.

Seth Thirteen: ADULTS!? REALLY!? *Seth takes out lighttubes* BRING THEM ON! NOT SCARED OF A FEW OLD GUYS THINKING THEY ARE HIGH AND MIGHTY! OH AND BRING YOUR BEST! YOU ARE BORING AS FUCK WHEN YOU TALK!


Shaz: Man thinks that this tool also went to Burger King, but didn't get served.

Seth: WHAT YOU NEED IS FOR SOMEONE TO SERVE YOU SOME ASS WHOOPINGS TO GO WITH THE PIECE OF SHIT FRIES THAT YOU ORDERED! SCREW THE FIRES! I JUST WANT TO CARVE YOUR BODY WITH BROKEN SHARDS OF GLASS!

Shaz11
01-14-2013, 02:54 AM
Seth: WHAT YOU NEED IS FOR SOMEONE TO SERVE YOU SOME ASS WHOOPINGS TO GO WITH THE PIECE OF SHIT FRIES THAT YOU ORDERED! SCREW THE FIRES! I JUST WANT TO CARVE YOUR BODY WITH BROKEN SHARDS OF GLASS!

Shaz: Okay bruv, try McDonald's yeah? Go and order some happy meal, at least you'll get a toy. Will THAT cheer you up?

Kashdinero
01-14-2013, 02:55 AM
Mr. Smyth: I actually just popped in to use the toilets, which is where I saw the toilet scrubber. Wait...aren't you the guy who was supposed to get me my bucket of chicken?

Ma$$: No, I'm worth more money than this entire company's roster combined. Why the hell would I be working in Burger King, kid? You're definitely confused, my boy. Perhaps you're mistaking me with someone else because you left your glasses in the cubicle when you were on your knees by the glory hole, eh?

BennyTheBall
01-14-2013, 02:56 AM
Seth Thirteen: ADULTS!? REALLY!? *Seth takes out lighttubes* BRING THEM ON! NOT SCARED OF A FEW OLD GUYS THINKING THEY ARE HIGH AND MIGHTY! OH AND BRING YOUR BEST! YOU ARE BORING AS FUCK WHEN YOU TALK!



Seth: WHAT YOU NEED IS FOR SOMEONE TO SERVE YOU SOME ASS WHOOPINGS TO GO WITH THE PIECE OF SHIT FRIES THAT YOU ORDERED! SCREW THE FIRES! I JUST WANT TO CARVE YOUR BODY WITH BROKEN SHARDS OF GLASS!

Mr. Smyth: Admit it - you haven't been taking your anti-depressants, have you?

Shaz11
01-14-2013, 03:00 AM
*Shaz get's a text*

Shaz: Well, looks like I has gotta go. Seth, take it easy you tool. And four-eyes, take of Seth, take him to the hospital- I think he's in labour.

SilverGhost
01-14-2013, 03:02 AM
Shaz: Okay bruv, try McDonald's yeah? Go and order some happy meal, at least you'll get a toy. Will THAT cheer you up?

Seth Thirteen: NOPE! KICKING YOUR ASS WOULD!


Mr. Smyth: Admit it - you haven't been taking your anti-depressants, have you?

Seth Thirteen: ADMIT IT! YOU ARE FUCKING STUPID, AREN'T YA!?

BennyTheBall
01-14-2013, 03:04 AM
Seth Thirteen: ADMIT IT! YOU ARE FUCKING STUPID, AREN'T YA!?


Mr. Smyth: I bow down to your highly intellectual wit.

SilverGhost
01-14-2013, 03:06 AM
Mr. Smyth: I bow down to your highly intellectual wit.

Seth Thirteen: AND I'LL SMASH YOUR DAMN FACE IN WITH MY FIST!

SilverGhost
01-14-2013, 03:21 AM
Eddie Jman this is the entrance theme of Shuriken.

I saw that it wasn't posted :(


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B1EkAdNo0jk

magglis
01-14-2013, 04:31 AM
Cheers man- I wrote that. :)

Well written bro, very well!!

NiallF96
01-14-2013, 11:11 AM
Diamond: Ladies and Gentlemen, listen closely. Your prodigy has arrived! I can tell you now that I'll be the next face of this company, by hook or by crook, and I don't give a shit what anyone says. My motto is , and always will be, Fuck you I won't do what you tell me. I look forward to kicking all of your sorry asses

HolyJose2391
01-14-2013, 11:28 PM
Resurrection didn't disappoint! Congrats to everyone involved.

I'm wondering who the person is at the end of the show.. I legitimately have no idea.


IC: I showed Jose and Shuriken what I was made of tonight! I am here to remain as your Champion.

HJ: You've shown me nothing other than that Shuriken didn't belong in that match. I wasn't pinned nor made submit. I. never. Lost!

wrestlingfan66513
01-14-2013, 11:44 PM
Hawk: I am looking around and all I see are bitter superstars angry about their lack of TV time. I can't help it if none of you are as entertaining as the greatest TV champion in history and your matches are the equivalent to the 2 AM ads on Spike TV. If any of you aren't happy about your position, then come see me because I will gladly rewrite your role into something more suitable to your talents like I did for Punk.

PandaMassacre
01-15-2013, 09:21 AM
Best Match:
Thats a hard one- they were all pretty good to great. Some a bit short though

Best Promo:
Mike Hawk- WF always kills with his promos

Best Piece of Booking:
Keeping the title on Mike Hawk. Keeping the title on TDA(figured he would drop it). Ma$$ showing up

Best Debut or Return *when applicable*:
Ma$$Dinero- didn't see that coming

Any Piece of Booking You Didn't Like:
Although it was my character(Faith LeFlur) winning the Bombshell title off of Nikki- I felt it was too soon. And tbh, I liked the original idea when Kash was running things(just talking about what was gonna happen with the Bombshell title). Don't get me wrong, I appreciate winning the title

Any Matches and/or Promos That Could've Been Improved:
Promos were great, but wish there were more- but thats with every efed's PPVs. Also a few matches seemed a bit too short/rushed

Any Other Positives:
Can't think of anything else

Any Other Constructive Criticism: The ending to the Shaz/Doom match. Maybe I am wrong and thinking only in the context of the WWE, but if someone passes out in a submission hold, the ref raises their hand 3 times for a response, and if they don't respond, the person using the hold wins by KO. I found the 5 count odd.

^This is Bears comment but I agree with it too

Grade- Borderline A-/B+



No worries! I believe Faith Leflur deserves it. I was growing bored of it.

Kashdinero
01-16-2013, 08:09 AM
OK, just reading Resurrection properly now.

If it's cool, I'll leave a few thoughts as I go :)

Firstly, I must say, Pats new partner at the announce booth is eerily similar to Dudley Ramirez.... ;)

For the record: I never knew Pats surname and was too worried to just make one up in case someone called me on it lol. It was always something like..

Pat: Hello, ladies and gentlemen, I'm Pat, and this is Dudley Ramirez. We'll be calling the action tonight, and we're in for a killer main event between Ma$$ and K-Jammin.

Dudley: Wait, did you just say K-Jammin?

Pat: Yes, Dudl-

Dudley: WE'RE NOT WORTHY, WE'RE NOT WORTHY!!

Aaaannyway, back to the show...

Main event is an actual dream match. I know who wins, but it's devilishly good nonetheless.

Eddie Juarez vs Jason Alexander? Yes please! This is THE feud in all of eFedding right now, and it's fantastic that Edward and SEZalot are getting this thing well and truly underway. Consider me a fan of this one. I don't know who wins, so.. Kind of excited to find out here. **suppresses the urge to scroll down**

Arty Lansdale vs Roba Rage is the sort of match I'd love to write..

So, first match is a big one. I like your style whoever booked that.

Three new stand out performers to boot. Great way to showcase the next gen. Three future world champs right here, people.

Darren Black as ring announcer? Its a cool sounding name, whoever thought of it. Very... Cool lol.

LOLZ@TheTWE joke. Did SEZ write this match? Seems like his handy work lol.

Great Divine promo. With guys like him cutting weekly promos, then no doubt Jabe will continue to thrive outside of the hole I put it in :)

Nice match write up. Exciting exchanges between Van and Divine.

Oh shit, its GILLZ!! Enter: Gillz. Exit: Like a baws!

Boo. Cheap win was cheap. Lolz.

Stacey Mitchell. Sounds like a member of the EastEnders cast haha. Brilliant. Love it!

It's my main man Shaz up next. Shaz is definitely one of if not the most improved eFedder, and had a great 2012.. World title in 2013 or we riot. Simple.

Ano Doom and Shaz feud? Its a weird one on paper, but is actually working thus far. Impressive.


Listening to "Many Men".. Again.. I was listening to it just the other day when I was editing the Shaz vs Artie match for that other show that took forever to get posted but turned out half decent in the end XD

Begging someone to tell me where the Netherworld is.

Shaz yelling he's BITW is making me lol a little to myself.

Shaz choked out Doom? Take that monster! This was a good match with a good finish. It reminded me of that one Andre The Giant fight in The Princess bride.

The Cage vs Prophecy match is interesting, as there's no real hostility, but I still wanna see it because its actually a match I had never even thought of before JMan and The Gang put them together "on screen" for the first time.

Wait, Proph just made this a career ender?? Interest quadrupled!

SETH GETTING A TITLE SHOT WHILE SHURI GETS ONE AT THE SAME TIME IS UNFAIR TO ALL THE OTHER USERS. Lolz, I'm kidding. Seth is over as hell these days, and deserves this shot no doubt. Looking forward to reading this match because Bear voted it the match of the night.

Still the champ.. E-Lex. By putting the belt on this guy it has definitely enabled him to break away from the shadow of J-Lex. I'm actually interested in who his next opponent will be. Here's hoping he goes on to stay champ for a while yet.


Hawks promo was wonderfully original. Kudos, to WF. Fantastic idea to play on the television theme.

KJ vs Hawk for a title is a long time coming for the long time jobber turned superstar overnight. I do smell first successful title defence, though. KJ is definitely on his way to a world title, though, so, win, lose, or even draw, KJ can only stand to gain from this match.

KJ lost.

Nice little match. The rise and rise of Mike Hawk continues ;)

Two noobs up next. Great pairing for a match, and their characters work wonderfully off of each other. This one's a no-brainer.

Vulgar - Intrigued a little by his rap gimmick for reasons some new guys may not even know lol.

Mr Smiff wins! Somewhere a guy named Benny must have been smiling when he read that. Liking both characters.

Avi up next. Marking out.

Vs Kyojin?

NICE!

(Sorry I haven't been following the shows properly, I've been a little preoccupied lol).

Kyo wins!

Wow, losing his belt, and losing to 'jin has knocked the mighty Avi down a peg or two. Not good. Let's hope his next step is a positive one.

But, Kyo is on his way to the top so Avi can't really feel ashamed by who he lost to. Thinking of it, the top is gonna be a crowded place. Jabe is in a great place right now in that it has a bunch of guys all basically just starting out on more or less equal footing. It'll be great reading who from the newer guys truly breaks out and becomes Jabes franchise player.

Panzer Div v Black Blooded is a match I'd book all day long in any eFed. Not many teams out there are better than these two. Definitely knew Black Blooded were gonna retain, though. These two bad mutha's are destined to roll through the tag division Road Warriors style. Well, at least until I can convince JMan to come out of retirement and Jabe once again feels the force of TFI lol.

xBOMBxSHELLxâ„¢ division match up next.

Wait, did Dudley Erickson just give away the ending of the match by completely disregarding her chances?

Lol, yep! The second ever JBW xBOMBxSHELLxâ„¢ Champion is crowned! EHC totally deserves to have one of his many female wrestlers as champ. This feels like a crowning achievement of sorts. If anyone was going to have a character beat Panda it was going to be him. I'm totally unfamiliar with the character, but I'm digging the name so that's a good start lol.

Patrick Riley: Up next, its time for the JBW Underground Championship.

Kashdinero: YES! YES! YES! #FistPumps

Nice to see the underground championship in a good spot on the card. That might have to do with the fact that the belt is being held by the rip roaring, raging, Robaried Rage of the Rovers (lolz 'n' all dat.)

Anyway.. Great to see Art in Jabe, and being brought in at a level befitting his status in the eFedding world. Its a big deal to have this guy as part of the roster. Definitely one of the better additions to the House Of Jabe.

Nice start to the match write up.

Foot on the ropes!

Nice beat down from the wronged Art.

Rematch is demanded by Art in the not so near future. Rematch is granted. Art wins. Rubber match is won by...

So.. What's next on this show?.... BACK IN BLACK!!!

It's my successor, the boss man... jMaN.

JMan: I've been running things in the back tonight..

#FlashbackToBackstageEarlierOnInTheShow


JMan: OK, people, let's remain calm, and keep things professional. I've got a very special guest coming tonight, and he's going to be doing a run in after Cage retires The Prophecy, so I need everyone to behave as professionally as possible.

Random bloke: Who's the very special guest, boss?

JMan: Hurry up and read the rest of Kashdineros review of the show and find out, fool!!

OK, so.. Proph got retired? Booo. If it had been the other way around, I'd have still booed.

Nice little send off. Y'know, what with the hug and all.

Wait a minute! Is that The Terrorist by Ray Keith?! I know that tune!!

IT'S MA$$!! IT'S MA$$DINERO!!

And he's got a chair??? Guess he ain't coming to talk.

(Heh. Damn right prodigal son.)

Oooh, Proph got monstered!! POW!! What a move! And he got busted open, to boot!

Malcolm wasn't getting let off either. BOOYA! Cage got sent an message courtesy of www.MFWTLAAIGWTBSTS.co.uk

Damn right Ma$$ flipped the Bo$$man the birdy.

JMan, I applaud you for writing this segment, and making it special for me to read. Ma$$ is back, bruv, and he's yours to book however you want. He's in your hands now lol.

Saying that, and at the risk of sounding repetitive..

Damn right your biggest nightmare just came true. #NoSmiley #RealTalk #Lolz?

Anyway, enough about all of that..

Eddie vs Jason. Here we go.

Ooh, a Kash reference. Nice. Real talk as well. Nicer!

I won't lie. I would have liked to see a winner in this match. BUT, on the other hand, I like the fact that after all the hype, they couldn't remain professional enough to have a fight with rules. Definitely looking forward to the next attempt at a wrestling match lol. Nice booking. Make. Them. Wait.

Main event entrances were great. Main event itself was match of the night... As it should be, really :)

Who's the mystery man? Dun dundundun. Do I know who it is? I wouldn't tell you if I did *evilgrin*

Thanks to JayMayun, Eduardo Juarez, and SEZAlmighty for delivering a great show. Props to everyone else that was involved.

S.E. Zero
01-16-2013, 08:49 AM
Weird feedback from Kash is weird lol thanks for reading the PPV bruv. Big plans surround the future of Jabe for sure. The return of Ma$$, the Alexander-Juarez feud, the mystery man and so much more is just the beginning for what lies ahead. Up next #IJFB? Details on that will come soon enough :)

eyehatecena
01-16-2013, 10:06 AM
loved Kashs review, lol. PANDA/Nikki will always be champ in my mind, I am just keeping the fake belt warm for her, lol. As for Faith LeFlur, she is probably my least developed female characters. Had her as an interviewer in EWA, then wrestler there and TWE and in JBW. And she got title shots in both efeds despite little ICing or promos. As for the name, easy- have a friend named Faith- always liked the name. The last name- LeFlur- watching a Saints game is how i came up with it. A Flur De Li is on their helmets, liked how it sounded, but it was too long as a last name so i changed it to LeFlur. And since the Saints are a New Orleans team, and thats where I was born, i had that as her hometown. Probably easiest name I came u with

No_1eddiefan
01-16-2013, 12:03 PM
OK, just reading Resurrection properly now.

If it's cool, I'll leave a few thoughts as I go :)

Firstly, I must say, Pats new partner at the announce booth is eerily similar to Dudley Ramirez.... ;)

For the record: I never knew Pats surname and was too worried to just make one up in case someone called me on it lol. It was always something like..

Pat: Hello, ladies and gentlemen, I'm Pat, and this is Dudley Ramirez. We'll be calling the action tonight, and we're in for a killer main event between Ma$$ and K-Jammin.

Dudley: Wait, did you just say K-Jammin?

Pat: Yes, Dudl-

Dudley: WE'RE NOT WORTHY, WE'RE NOT WORTHY!!

Aaaannyway, back to the show...

Main event is an actual dream match. I know who wins, but it's devilishly good nonetheless.

Eddie Juarez vs Jason Alexander? Yes please! This is THE feud in all of eFedding right now, and it's fantastic that Edward and SEZalot are getting this thing well and truly underway. Consider me a fan of this one. I don't know who wins, so.. Kind of excited to find out here. **suppresses the urge to scroll down**

Arty Lansdale vs Roba Rage is the sort of match I'd love to write..

So, first match is a big one. I like your style whoever booked that.

Three new stand out performers to boot. Great way to showcase the next gen. Three future world champs right here, people.

Darren Black as ring announcer? Its a cool sounding name, whoever thought of it. Very... Cool lol.

LOLZ@TheTWE joke. Did SEZ write this match? Seems like his handy work lol.

Great Divine promo. With guys like him cutting weekly promos, then no doubt Jabe will continue to thrive outside of the hole I put it in :)

Nice match write up. Exciting exchanges between Van and Divine.

Oh shit, its GILLZ!! Enter: Gillz. Exit: Like a baws!

Boo. Cheap win was cheap. Lolz.

Stacey Mitchell. Sounds like a member of the EastEnders cast haha. Brilliant. Love it!

It's my main man Shaz up next. Shaz is definitely one of if not the most improved eFedder, and had a great 2012.. World title in 2013 or we riot. Simple.

Ano Doom and Shaz feud? Its a weird one on paper, but is actually working thus far. Impressive.


Listening to "Many Men".. Again.. I was listening to it just the other day when I was editing the Shaz vs Artie match for that other show that took forever to get posted but turned out half decent in the end XD

Begging someone to tell me where the Netherworld is.

Shaz yelling he's BITW is making me lol a little to myself.

Shaz choked out Doom? Take that monster! This was a good match with a good finish. It reminded me of that one Andre The Giant fight in The Princess bride.

The Cage vs Prophecy match is interesting, as there's no real hostility, but I still wanna see it because its actually a match I had never even thought of before JMan and The Gang put them together "on screen" for the first time.

Wait, Proph just made this a career ender?? Interest quadrupled!

SETH GETTING A TITLE SHOT WHILE SHURI GETS ONE AT THE SAME TIME IS UNFAIR TO ALL THE OTHER USERS. Lolz, I'm kidding. Seth is over as hell these days, and deserves this shot no doubt. Looking forward to reading this match because Bear voted it the match of the night.

Still the champ.. E-Lex. By putting the belt on this guy it has definitely enabled him to break away from the shadow of J-Lex. I'm actually interested in who his next opponent will be. Here's hoping he goes on to stay champ for a while yet.


Hawks promo was wonderfully original. Kudos, to WF. Fantastic idea to play on the television theme.

KJ vs Hawk for a title is a long time coming for the long time jobber turned superstar overnight. I do smell first successful title defence, though. KJ is definitely on his way to a world title, though, so, win, lose, or even draw, KJ can only stand to gain from this match.

KJ lost.

Nice little match. The rise and rise of Mike Hawk continues ;)

Two noobs up next. Great pairing for a match, and their characters work wonderfully off of each other. This one's a no-brainer.

Vulgar - Intrigued a little by his rap gimmick for reasons some new guys may not even know lol.

Mr Smiff wins! Somewhere a guy named Benny must have been smiling when he read that. Liking both characters.

Avi up next. Marking out.

Vs Kyojin?

NICE!

(Sorry I haven't been following the shows properly, I've been a little preoccupied lol).

Kyo wins!

Wow, losing his belt, and losing to 'jin has knocked the mighty Avi down a peg or two. Not good. Let's hope his next step is a positive one.

But, Kyo is on his way to the top so Avi can't really feel ashamed by who he lost to. Thinking of it, the top is gonna be a crowded place. Jabe is in a great place right now in that it has a bunch of guys all basically just starting out on more or less equal footing. It'll be great reading who from the newer guys truly breaks out and becomes Jabes franchise player.

Panzer Div v Black Blooded is a match I'd book all day long in any eFed. Not many teams out there are better than these two. Definitely knew Black Blooded were gonna retain, though. These two bad mutha's are destined to roll through the tag division Road Warriors style. Well, at least until I can convince JMan to come out of retirement and Jabe once again feels the force of TFI lol.

xBOMBxSHELLxâ„¢ division match up next.

Wait, did Dudley Erickson just give away the ending of the match by completely disregarding her chances?

Lol, yep! The second ever JBW xBOMBxSHELLxâ„¢ Champion is crowned! EHC totally deserves to have one of his many female wrestlers as champ. This feels like a crowning achievement of sorts. If anyone was going to have a character beat Panda it was going to be him. I'm totally unfamiliar with the character, but I'm digging the name so that's a good start lol.

Patrick Riley: Up next, its time for the JBW Underground Championship.

Kashdinero: YES! YES! YES! #FistPumps

Nice to see the underground championship in a good spot on the card. That might have to do with the fact that the belt is being held by the rip roaring, raging, Robaried Rage of the Rovers (lolz 'n' all dat.)

Anyway.. Great to see Art in Jabe, and being brought in at a level befitting his status in the eFedding world. Its a big deal to have this guy as part of the roster. Definitely one of the better additions to the House Of Jabe.

Nice start to the match write up.

Foot on the ropes!

Nice beat down from the wronged Art.

Rematch is demanded by Art in the not so near future. Rematch is granted. Art wins. Rubber match is won by...

So.. What's next on this show?.... BACK IN BLACK!!!

It's my successor, the boss man... jMaN.

JMan: I've been running things in the back tonight..

#FlashbackToBackstageEarlierOnInTheShow



OK, so.. Proph got retired? Booo. If it had been the other way around, I'd have still booed.

Nice little send off. Y'know, what with the hug and all.

Wait a minute! Is that The Terrorist by Ray Keith?! I know that tune!!

IT'S MA$$!! IT'S MA$$DINERO!!

And he's got a chair??? Guess he ain't coming to talk.

(Heh. Damn right prodigal son.)

Oooh, Proph got monstered!! POW!! What a move! And he got busted open, to boot!

Malcolm wasn't getting let off either. BOOYA! Cage got sent an message courtesy of www.MFWTLAAIGWTBSTS.co.uk (http://www.mfwtlaaigwtbsts.co.uk/)

Damn right Ma$$ flipped the Bo$$man the birdy.

JMan, I applaud you for writing this segment, and making it special for me to read. Ma$$ is back, bruv, and he's yours to book however you want. He's in your hands now lol.

Saying that, and at the risk of sounding repetitive..

Damn right your biggest nightmare just came true. #NoSmiley #RealTalk #Lolz?

Anyway, enough about all of that..

Eddie vs Jason. Here we go.

Ooh, a Kash reference. Nice. Real talk as well. Nicer!

I won't lie. I would have liked to see a winner in this match. BUT, on the other hand, I like the fact that after all the hype, they couldn't remain professional enough to have a fight with rules. Definitely looking forward to the next attempt at a wrestling match lol. Nice booking. Make. Them. Wait.

Main event entrances were great. Main event itself was match of the night... As it should be, really :)

Who's the mystery man? Dun dundundun. Do I know who it is? I wouldn't tell you if I did *evilgrin*

Thanks to JayMayun, Eduardo Juarez, and SEZAlmighty for delivering a great show. Props to everyone else that was involved.

This may be my favourite review ever.

Since you asked who wrote what I'll break it down for everybody:

Intercontinental, TV & Underground Championship matches- Me
Tag Team Championship, Vulgar-Smyth & Kyo-Avi matches- SEZ
Juarez-Alexander, Cage-Proph & Main Event- J
Seth 13-Erick- Shaz
Shaz-Doom- WF
LeFlur-Belzova- HJ

SilverGhost
01-16-2013, 03:55 PM
I didn't know Seth Thirteen would be over already! It is like his 3rd show lol I am planning to do something awesome with him and you may see it with my writing.

BennyTheBall
01-16-2013, 08:43 PM
When are the next batch of promo assignments going out?

No_1eddiefan
01-16-2013, 08:45 PM
When are the next batch of promo assignments going out?

Sunday I'd say.

We need to make a few announcements first.

Torphy
01-16-2013, 08:50 PM
When are the next batch of promo assignments going out?

Lansdale holds his wrongfully acquired Underground Championship belt to show Mr Smyth.

Lansdale: Long may the reign of a true wrestling master continue. Mr Smyth, your triumph over the parasite Vulgar served as an inspiration to me as I laid waste to the fool Rob Rage, even a collaboration with a pathetic worm of a referee failed to prevent that which I promised I would do.. take this title for my own. I am in no doubt that you yourself shall rise above the chaff and ascend to the position of champion in very quick order.

BennyTheBall
01-16-2013, 08:56 PM
Lansdale holds his wrongfully acquired Underground Championship belt to show Mr Smyth.

Lansdale: Long may the reign of a true wrestling master continue. Mr Smyth, your triumph over the parasite Vulgar served as an inspiration to me as I laid waste to the fool Rob Rage, even a collaboration with a pathetic worm of a referee failed to prevent that which I promised I would do.. take this title for my own. I am in no doubt that you yourself shall rise above the chaff and ascend to the position of champion in very quick order.

Mr. Smyth: Mr. Lansdale, I apprciate the kind words that you have bestowed upon me. It is nice to see some appreciation for a change and the fact that it has come from someone with such a high standing such as yourself makes the words hold more meaning. Unfortuately, the asinine dullards who grace the TV screens of the JBW faithful will never appreciate the time and efforts that you and I put into this product to raise it from the lowly depths that the promotion fell into.

I watched your match and was greatly diappointed by the incompetence of the referee. In recent past, I too was the victim of poor officiating, so I know how you feel. While you have taken some short term action, I hope that there is a long term solution that iwill be beneficial for you.

BennyTheBall
01-16-2013, 09:00 PM
Sunday I'd say.

We need to make a few announcements first.

Intruiging...

Rehmix
01-16-2013, 10:37 PM
Sunday I'd say.

We need to make a few announcements first.
Announcements you say?

TheDevilsAdvocate
01-17-2013, 12:32 AM
Announcements you say?

JBW is going to start funding for my rehab after I saw this one large lady in a small bikini. The announcement is: TDA has been diagnosed with SawAFatGirlInASmallBikiniAndCanNeverQuiteSeeAgainI tus.

No_1eddiefan
01-17-2013, 01:16 AM
JBW is going to start funding for my rehab after I saw this one large lady in a small bikini. The announcement is: TDA has been diagnosed with SawAFatGirlInASmallBikiniAndCanNeverQuiteSeeAgainI tus.

You were supposed to let us make the announcement!

scribbler_jones
01-17-2013, 01:28 AM
*Sagittarius Blue and Pisces Pink are walking down the hallways of JBW...*

Sagittarius Blue: I'm telling you Pisces - this is going to be the shit! I feel fucking excellent! My very first match in JBW was at a PPV - and I won! I got to show the Jabesters that I'm not some little flash in the pan: I can get things done! And believe you me, babygirl, things WILL get done!

Pisces Pink: Oh you know it, babes! And just think... soon it will be MY turn... hope the Bombshells are ready to play rough...

Kashdinero
01-17-2013, 05:00 AM
Ma$$: Little known facts--Ma$$ is a Pices, he hits the pink 'till his balls turn blue, and he hates Sagatarius'. He also loves midgets, but hates fat chicks.

So, I'm not too sure what to make of this colourful pairing above me. Men in drag and fat slags come to mind, but, that wouldn't be very PC of me, so I'll refrain from going there ;)

SilverGhost
01-17-2013, 05:17 AM
Seth Thirteen: WHAT THE HELL IS UP WITH THE SKINNY STICK AND THE AWESOME KONG FAILED EXPERIMENT!? TAKE THAT CRAP TO THE MAURY SHOW!

Kashdinero
01-17-2013, 05:43 AM
Seth Thirteen: WHAT THE HELL IS UP WITH THE SKINNY STICK AND THE AWESOME KONG FAILED EXPERIMENT!? TAKE THAT CRAP TO THE MAURY SHOW!

Ma$$: TELL 'IM, SETH!

Glamour Girl
01-17-2013, 08:36 AM
Athena: I'm dying to get my hands on that bitch Brock Edwards, but it's not going to be a pleasure experience for him. Brock I don't give a damn what you look like and I don't give a damn that I'm a woman and am suppose to be inferior by nature because when I get my hands on you I'm going to rip your arms off and smack you over the head with them.

3959

Rehmix
01-17-2013, 08:57 AM
Ma$$: Little known facts--Ma$$ is a Pices, he hits the pink 'till his balls turn blue, and he hates Sagatarius'. He also loves midgets, but hates fat chicks.

So, I'm not too sure what to make of this colourful pairing above me. Men in drag and fat slags come to mind, but, that wouldn't be very PC of me, so I'll refrain from going there ;)

Cage: This seems like some bullshit you would pull Ma$$. Leaving only to return at the next BIG thing just for the pop and aw. Well guess what? I'm not impressed in the slightest. GOod luck with whatever you plan on doing here, but whatever it is, if it has to go through me, then you better thing about changing your plans!

scribbler_jones
01-17-2013, 01:53 PM
Ma$$: Little known facts--Ma$$ is a Pices, he hits the pink 'till his balls turn blue, and he hates Sagatarius'. He also loves midgets, but hates fat chicks.

So, I'm not too sure what to make of this colourful pairing above me. Men in drag and fat slags come to mind, but, that wouldn't be very PC of me, so I'll refrain from going there ;)

Sagittarius Blue: Check your reckless mouth, Ma$$ Failure. I understand you think any guy who looks better than you must be a crossdresser - so I'm betting you think that ninety percent of the male population dress in drag. Or are you projecting your own little fixations on other men? You may be a lot of things, but I honestly wouldn't peg you as Ma$$ively Insecure.


Seth Thirteen: WHAT THE HELL IS UP WITH THE SKINNY STICK AND THE AWESOME KONG FAILED EXPERIMENT!? TAKE THAT CRAP TO THE MAURY SHOW!

Pisces Pink: BITCH, take YO ass to the Maury show so they can try to figure out which of the twenty eight muthafuckas YO MAMA done fucked might be yo actual daddy, fuckin' bitchass muhfucka!

magglis
01-17-2013, 02:14 PM
*Sagittarius Blue and Pisces Pink are walking down the hallways of JBW...*

Sagittarius Blue: I'm telling you Pisces - this is going to be the shit! I feel fucking excellent! My very first match in JBW was at a PPV - and I won! I got to show the Jabesters that I'm not some little flash in the pan: I can get things done! And believe you me, babygirl, things WILL get done!

Pisces Pink: Oh you know it, babes! And just think... soon it will be MY turn... hope the Bombshells are ready to play rough...
Your sig is kinda big bro...lol!

scribbler_jones
01-17-2013, 02:16 PM
Your sig is kinda big bro...lol!

Sorry! I've been resizing it for the past half hour but it still won't shrink when I post it here... *wits end*

scribbler_jones
01-17-2013, 02:27 PM
Sorry! I've been resizing it for the past half hour but it still won't shrink when I post it here... *wits end*

Okay, back to the drawing board...

Destruction
01-17-2013, 02:29 PM
Okay, back to the drawing board...

Speak to EHC. He knows this sort of thing.

VanHooliganX
01-17-2013, 02:30 PM
JBW is going to start funding for my rehab after I saw this one large lady in a small bikini. The announcement is: TDA has been diagnosed with SawAFatGirlInASmallBikiniAndCanNeverQuiteSeeAgainI tus.

Hmm, I dunno if I can get behind that buddy.

I'd definitely be up for #Cut4TDA though. Just so you don't have to suffer alone lol

GET IT TENDING PEOPLE!

scribbler_jones
01-17-2013, 02:34 PM
Speak to EHC. He knows this sort of thing.

Umm... EHC? Me no follow...

BennyTheBall
01-17-2013, 02:35 PM
Umm... EHC? Me no follow...

eyehatecena

bearkg88
01-17-2013, 02:35 PM
Umm... EHC? Me no follow...

eyehatecena

BennyTheBall
01-17-2013, 02:38 PM
I finally ninja'd someone!

FUCK YEAH!

VanHooliganX
01-17-2013, 02:43 PM
eyehatecena.


(P-peer pressure ;_;)

NiallF96
01-17-2013, 02:49 PM
Diamond: JBW, listen up! The clock is ticking. It is slowly turning, and when the time comes for my debut, the face of this company, and this industry will be changed for good. The Next Big Thing, Your Prodigy, is about to arrive!

magglis
01-17-2013, 02:50 PM
Sorry! I've been resizing it for the past half hour but it still won't shrink when I post it here... *wits end*

Nah its ok with me.I'm saying this to you because Robstar has a thing with big sigs :/

scribbler_jones
01-17-2013, 02:56 PM
eyehatecena

Ah. That makes sense. Gotta go ask him about this...


I finally ninja'd someone!

FUCK YEAH!

... Huh?


Nah its ok with me.I'm saying this to you because Robstar has a thing with big sigs :/

Oh. Wasn't aware of that. I honestly thought that perhaps I was taking up too much space on the threads with my sig. It came out a lot bigger than I had planned for it to be.

SilverGhost
01-17-2013, 03:29 PM
Pisces Pink: BITCH, take YO ass to the Maury show so they can try to figure out which of the twenty eight muthafuckas YO MAMA done fucked might be yo actual daddy, fuckin' bitchass muhfucka!

Seth Thirteen: HOLY SHIT! JABBA THE DAMN HUT SPEAKS REGULAR ENGLISH! SPEAKING OF FINDING DADS, I WONDER.....OH I DAMN WONDER IF THEY FOUND YOUR DAD! BECAUSE I'M TELLING YA IF I WAS THE POOR GUY THAT SHOT MY JUNK INTO YOUR MOM, I WOULD LEAVE TOO!!!

IF YOU WANT TO FIGHT I AM IN THE PARKING LOT, THE BOILER ROOM, THE RAFTERS, THE RING, OR IN THE INSANE ASYLUM I FUCKING VISIT! DON'T WORRY, THESE LIGHTTUBES HERE....I HAVE THEM FOR SHOW! I WON'T HURT YA TOO BADLY WITH THEM! HAHAHAHAHAH!

scribbler_jones
01-17-2013, 03:37 PM
Seth Thirteen: HOLY SHIT! JABBA THE DAMN HUT SPEAKS REGULAR ENGLISH! SPEAKING OF FINDING DADS, I WONDER.....OH I DAMN WONDER IF THEY FOUND YOUR DAD! BECAUSE I'M TELLING YA IF I WAS THE POOR GUY THAT SHOT MY JUNK INTO YOUR MOM, I WOULD LEAVE TOO!!!

IF YOU WANT TO FIGHT I AM IN THE PARKING LOT, THE BOILER ROOM, THE RAFTERS, THE RING, OR IN THE INSANE ASYLUM I FUCKING VISIT! DON'T WORRY, THESE LIGHTTUBES HERE....I HAVE THEM FOR SHOW! I WON'T HURT YA TOO BADLY WITH THEM! HAHAHAHAHAH!

Pisces Pink (Hulk mode engaged): MUHFUCKA I GOT YO DAMN JABBA DA HUTT. IMA TAKE THEM LIGHTTUBES AND SHOVE THEM CLEAN UP YO BITCH ASS!!! YOU ALREADY USED TO BEIN TAKEN ADVANTAGE OF THAT WAY SO JUST HAVE YOUR LUBE READY.

FUCK YOU!

SilverGhost
01-17-2013, 03:43 PM
Pisces Pink (Hulk mode engaged): MUHFUCKA I GOT YO DAMN JABBA DA HUTT. IMA TAKE THEM LIGHTTUBES AND SHOVE THEM CLEAN UP YO BITCH ASS!!! YOU ALREADY USED TO BEIN TAKEN ADVANTAGE OF THAT WAY SO JUST HAVE YOUR LUBE READY.

FUCK YOU!

Seth Thirteen:

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

LET'S GET STARTED THEN! *Seth shatters a lighttube on his head, grabs a dense shard and heavily blades his forehead causing a deep crimson mask*

*with an evil grin* YOU AND YOUR BOYFRIEND ARE NOT GONNA LIKE THIS!

thejman93
01-17-2013, 05:55 PM
Respect the sig. :D

TheDevilsAdvocate
01-17-2013, 07:06 PM
IC: This work horse is done taking vacations.. Done with holding back... Done with taking alternative routes to my destinations... But the one thing I will never be done with is the reactions that appear on all of your faces when I walk out from behind that curtain for yet another year. I will not sleep nor rest until' my job here is done. So rest assured my "Little Devils"... TDA ain't going anywhere any time soon!

HolyJose2391
01-17-2013, 07:11 PM
IC: This work horse is done taking vacations.. Done with holding back... Done with taking alternative routes to my destinations... But the one thing I will never be done with is the reactions that appear on all of your faces when I walk out from behind that curtain for yet another year. I will not sleep nor rest until' my job here is done. So rest assured my "Little Devils"... TDA ain't going anywhere any time soon!

HJ: "little Devils" You've stooped so low to refer to your fans as little devils. Pathetic. The only reason those "Little Devils" are your fans is because they feel sorry for you. Sorry that it took you until now to accomplish this life long goal. Tell me how much did they care before? Those fans only care if you do what they want you to do. I don't listen to them. I follow my own path not what those "fans" tell me to do.

TheDevilsAdvocate
01-17-2013, 07:18 PM
HJ: "little Devils" You've stooped so low to refer to your fans as little devils. Pathetic. The only reason those "Little Devils" are your fans is because they feel sorry for you. Sorry that it took you until now to accomplish this life long goal. Tell me how much did they care before? Those fans only care if you do what they want you to do. I don't listen to them. I follow my own path not what those "fans" tell me to do.

IC: I admit that it has taken me quite awhile to find my wings so I could sore through the wind more properly, Jose.. That is something I can never deny, but it is about the CURRENT time instead of the PAST. My fans may emerge by the numbers or leave but I respect the fans because they keep me living. IF you want to fight over it then I will be at your house on the first flight out of here and I will bring my Lawyer 'Daniel Walkerin' with ME!

SilverGhost
01-17-2013, 07:18 PM
HJ: "little Devils" You've stooped so low to refer to your fans as little devils. Pathetic. The only reason those "Little Devils" are your fans is because they feel sorry for you. Sorry that it took you until now to accomplish this life long goal. Tell me how much did they care before? Those fans only care if you do what they want you to do. I don't listen to them. I follow my own path not what those "fans" tell me to do.

Shuriken: Yeah...look at you now. You followed that path and it lead you nowhere. You couldn't get the job done, again.

SilverGhost
01-17-2013, 07:28 PM
IC: I admit that it has taken me quite awhile to find my wings so I could sore through the wind more properly, Jose.. That is something I can never deny, but it is about the CURRENT time instead of the PAST. My fans may emerge by the numbers or leave but I respect the fans because they keep me living. IF you want to fight over it then I will be at your house on the first flight out of here and I will bring my Lawyer 'Daniel Walkerin' with ME!

Shuriken: Lawyers? You fight like that now?

HolyJose2391
01-17-2013, 07:32 PM
IC: I admit that it has taken me quite awhile to find my wings so I could sore through the wind more properly, Jose.. That is something I can never deny, but it is about the CURRENT time instead of the PAST. My fans may emerge by the numbers or leave but I respect the fans because they keep me living. IF you want to fight over it then I will be at your house on the first flight out of here and I will bring my Lawyer 'Daniel Walkerin' with ME!

HJ: And I'll make sure I have Iron Ape's lawyer who is more than happy to punch your lawyer in the dick.

OOC: COME ON THAT JOKE HAD TO BE USED!

HJ: Look at you. Using cheesy words of "wisdom" that you're blowing out your ass. It's pathetic. I can't believe I once looked up to you.

Shuriken: Yeah...look at you now. You followed that path and it lead you nowhere. You couldn't get the job done, again.

HJ: Not being the one who got pinned. The way I look at it is that I never lost Shuri' talk all you want but you're the one who got pinned. YOU couldn't get the job done. Before attacking me remember you're the one who ended up getting pinned by TDA.

SilverGhost
01-17-2013, 07:37 PM
HJ: Not being the one who got pinned. The way I look at it is that I never lost Shuri' talk all you want but you're the one who got pinned. YOU couldn't get the job done. Before attacking me remember you're the one who ended up getting pinned by TDA.

Shuriken: We both lost, you stupid idiot. You don't have a "W" in the match or a "N/A". It is a loss for you because you didn't win the match. Quite frankly, you were just air in the match. TDA probably figured out that pinning me is much more of a victory than wasting his time on a man that keeps failing on his way to the top.

HolyJose2391
01-17-2013, 07:40 PM
Shuriken: We both lost, you stupid idiot. You don't have a "W" in the match or a "N/A". It is a loss for you because you didn't win the match. Quite frankly, you were just air in the match. TDA probably figured out that pinning me is much more of a victory than wasting his time on a man that keeps failing on his way to the top.

HJ: There is a difference in being the one pinned and the losing without being involved. You say pinning you was much more of a victory last I checked I was more than just air in that match. I was an actual threat. Admit it or not I don't care. In the end you couldn't get the job done either. That was suppose to be MY match not you. Serves you right to get pinned for being involved in something you weren't meant to be apart of

SilverGhost
01-17-2013, 07:50 PM
HJ: There is a difference in being the one pinned and the losing without being involved. You say pinning you was much more of a victory last I checked I was more than just air in that match. I was an actual threat. Admit it or not I don't care. In the end you couldn't get the job done either. That was suppose to be MY match not you. Serves you right to get pinned for being involved in something you weren't meant to be apart of

Shuriken: Oh....and being pinned in a match is MUCH more of a disdain than losing without being involved.....that is just coward's talk of being really pitiful in the match. YOU LET SOMEONE TAKE VICTORY AWAY FROM YOU! If this was your match, then you should have never let TDA win but since you failed to do so....you lost the match in a poor fashion. You're right, you were more than air in the match. You were nothing more than a fly buzzing around while TDA and I beat the hell out of each other. If that is your best, then I don't see how you will last with just cheap tactics.

HolyJose2391
01-17-2013, 07:54 PM
Shuriken: Oh....and being pinned in a match is MUCH more of a disdain than losing without being involved.....that is just coward's talk of being really pitiful in the match. YOU LET SOMEONE TAKE VICTORY AWAY FROM YOU! If this was your match, then you should have never let TDA win but since you failed to do so....you lost the match in a poor fashion. You're right, you were more than air in the match. You were nothing more than a fly buzzing around while TDA and I beat the hell out of each other. If that is your best, then I don't see how you will last with just cheap tactics.

HJ: Did TDA rattle a few screws? You don't remember much of that match do you? I never let anyone take victory away from me. I didn't make it in time to break up the pin. Not a single cheap tactic was used in that match. I was as much a threat throughout the whole match but you're God Complex and thinking you're better than everyone won't allow you to see any different.

SilverGhost
01-17-2013, 08:01 PM
HJ: Did TDA rattle a few screws? You don't remember much of that match do you? I never let anyone take victory away from me. I didn't make it in time to break up the pin. Not a single cheap tactic was used in that match. I was as much a threat throughout the whole match but you're God Complex and thinking you're better than everyone won't allow you to see any different.

Shuriken: I won't. The only reason you got in this match is because you made noise. That is it! But like a Jose fashion, you failed to break the glass ceiling.

You can have your one on one with TDA for the title but I assure you, you won't win.

HolyJose2391
01-17-2013, 08:04 PM
Shuriken: I won't. The only reason you got in this match is because you made noise. That is it! But like a Jose fashion, you failed to break the glass ceiling.

You can have your one on one with TDA for the title but I assure you, you won't win.

HJ: I'm sorry but didn't I beat you to get in the match. You're the one who bitch and complained your way into the match? That's how I remember it. Heh. You say I won't win. I'll make sure you choke on those words

TheDevilsAdvocate
01-17-2013, 08:32 PM
I have to do some more unpacking, but I must say... This is some very violent IC'ing. It's like you two are putting legit emotion into this and that makes for some interesting reading material.

scribbler_jones
01-17-2013, 08:59 PM
Seth Thirteen:

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

LET'S GET STARTED THEN! *Seth shatters a lighttube on his head, grabs a dense shard and heavily blades his forehead causing a deep crimson mask*

*with an evil grin* YOU AND YOUR BOYFRIEND ARE NOT GONNA LIKE THIS!

Pisces Pink (still in Hulk mode): WHO SAID I NEEDED SAGITTARIUS' HELP :mad: *Approaches Seth Thirteen with murder in her eyes*

SilverGhost
01-17-2013, 09:03 PM
I have to do some more unpacking, but I must say... This is some very violent IC'ing. It's like you two are putting legit emotion into this and that makes for some interesting reading material.

The shocker is that Shuriken wants Jose to succeed.

HolyJose2391
01-17-2013, 09:04 PM
The shocker is that Shuriken wants Jose to succeed.

This. And Jose is too stubborn and takes his insults personally so they constantly butt heads

SilverGhost
01-17-2013, 09:04 PM
Pisces Pink (still in Hulk mode): WHO SAID I NEEDED SAGITTARIUS' HELP :mad: *Approaches Seth Thirteen with murder in her eyes*


Seth Thirteen: *looks at Pisces wearing his deep crimson mask* HEHEHEHEHE.....AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

scribbler_jones
01-17-2013, 09:07 PM
Seth Thirteen: *looks at Pisces wearing his deep crimson mask* HEHEHEHEHE.....AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Sagittarius Blue: Pisces, stop -

*Pisces Pink pushes Sagittarius aside without batting an eye, steps forward and stands face to face with Seth Thirteen's face... ready for war.*

SilverGhost
01-17-2013, 09:13 PM
Sagittarius Blue: Pisces, stop -

*Pisces Pink pushes Sagittarius aside without batting an eye, steps forward and stands face to face with Seth Thirteen's face... ready for war.*

Seth Thirteen: I HOPE YOUR HOROSCOPE SAID SOME GOOD THINGS ABOUT YOU TWO IDIOTS BECAUSE I AM YOUR FUCKING MISFORTUNE!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

scribbler_jones
01-17-2013, 09:16 PM
Seth Thirteen: I HOPE YOUR HOROSCOPE SAID SOME GOOD THINGS ABOUT YOU TWO IDIOTS BECAUSE I AM YOUR FUCKING MISFORTUNE!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Pisces Pink (still in Hulk mode): SWING. OR I WILL.

SilverGhost
01-17-2013, 09:38 PM
Pisces Pink (still in Hulk mode): SWING. OR I WILL.

Seth Thirteen: *Seth raises his fist and hits himself at his face* HAHAHAHAHAHA! YOU ARE NOT READY FOR THIS, BITCH! TAKE YOUR BOYFRIEND AND GO IF YOU KNOW WHAT IS GOOD FOR YA, FUCKING WHORE!

HEY ARCHER! DO AS I SAY BECAUSE I AM NOT FUCKING SCARED IN SENDING THIS PIECE OF TRASH TO THE HOSPITAL!

scribbler_jones
01-17-2013, 09:43 PM
Seth Thirteen: *Seth raises his fist and hits himself at his face* HAHAHAHAHAHA! YOU ARE NOT READY FOR THIS, BITCH! TAKE YOUR BOYFRIEND AND GO IF YOU KNOW WHAT IS GOOD FOR YA, FUCKING WHORE!

HEY ARCHER! DO AS I SAY BECAUSE I AM NOT FUCKING SCARED IN SENDING THIS PIECE OF TRASH TO THE HOSPITAL!

*Sagittarius Blue cocks his head at the last sentence that Seth Thirteen spoke...*

Sagittarius Blue: ...

"Do as I say"?

*Steps up next to Pisces Pink and gets in Seth's face...*

Sagittarius Blue: ... Or what?

SilverGhost
01-17-2013, 10:09 PM
*Sagittarius Blue cocks his head at the last sentence that Seth Thirteen spoke...*

Sagittarius Blue: ...

"Do as I say"?

*Steps up next to Pisces Pink and gets in Seth's face...*

Sagittarius Blue: ... Or what?


Seth Thirteen: *Seth headbutts Blue right at the face*

HAHAHAHA!

SilverGhost
01-17-2013, 10:15 PM
Dudes in charge. Seth vs Blue!

Huh? HUH!?

:D

scribbler_jones
01-17-2013, 10:30 PM
Seth Thirteen: *Seth headbutts Blue right at the face*

HAHAHAHA!

*Seth Thirteen laughs as Blue bleeds from his nose... til Pisces lands a haymaker to his dome.*

SilverGhost
01-17-2013, 10:33 PM
*Seth Thirteen laughs as Blue bleeds from his nose... til Pisces lands a haymaker to his dome.*

Seth: *Seth falls down* HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

scribbler_jones
01-17-2013, 10:45 PM
Seth: *Seth falls down* HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

*Sagittarius Blue doesn't take being laughed at too well, and dives down onto Seth while raining two-fisted hell down on him... then Seth hits him in the side of the head with a light tube, stunning him... then blasts him with a right straight and tosses him off... *

Kashdinero
01-18-2013, 02:13 AM
Sagittarius Blue: Check your reckless mouth, Ma$$ Failure. I understand you think any guy who looks better than you must be a crossdresser - so I'm betting you think that ninety percent of the male population dress in drag. Or are you projecting your own little fixations on other men? You may be a lot of things, but I honestly wouldn't peg you as Ma$$ively Insecure.


Ma$$: You're gay.

Sagina Blue Waffle: **puts hands on hips and pouts** No, you're gay!

Ma$$: Well, clearly one of us is in Ma$$ Denial here.

For the record: The other one is Ma$$Dinero

Rehmix
01-18-2013, 02:16 AM
this is why rehmix does not IC, every time he tries, it gets buried before the person who it is intended for sees it.

SilverGhost
01-18-2013, 02:27 AM
this is why rehmix does not IC, every time he tries, it gets buried before the person who it is intended for sees it.

I think it requires the right person to properly IC.

Like today, Jose and I violently IC'd with our characters and I know for sure that the guys will pay attention to Seth and Blue.

When in doubt, start shit with a good person lol

Kashdinero
01-18-2013, 02:33 AM
this is why rehmix does not IC, every time he tries, it gets buried before the person who it is intended for sees it.



Ma$$: Shut the 'king hell up, you whiny little bitch! I was getting to your Raggedy Annie arse.. The reason I knocked you out is because you're a 'king failure, and a poncy little skinny twat who'd rather complain than actually try to get the job done to his maximum abilities. Do me a favour, Mr Cage--save the bitching until after you've done the J. O. B. on the P.P.V. 'cause the more you moan, the worse the beating I give you will be.


OOC: Get yo' ass over to the BITW thread. You've got a main event to promote :)

Rehmix
01-18-2013, 12:07 PM
Ma$$: Shut the 'king hell up, you whiny little bitch! I was getting to your Raggedy Annie arse.. The reason I knocked you out is because you're a 'king failure, and a poncy little skinny twat who'd rather complain than actually try to get the job done to his maximum abilities. Do me a favour, Mr Cage--save the bitching until after you've done the J. O. B. on the P.P.V. 'cause the more you moan, the worse the beating I give you will be.


OOC: Get yo' ass over to the BITW thread. You've got a main event to promote :)

??????????

thejman93
01-18-2013, 03:10 PM
Okay, kids, it's announcement time!

First off, Give a big Jabe welcome to WF as a member of creative and Shaz as a member of the writing crew. Shaz did that fantastic Seth 13-Erik Alexander match for Resurrection and WF killed it with Shaz v. Ano Doom.

Sadly, part of the reason those moves were made is because whatsy, a guy who I consider to be a JBW Original, was forced to leave creative and pull his characters due to a lack of time and, quite frankly, a lack of performance. So, yeah, goodbye whatsy.

With a good half dozen characters leaving an already thin Zero Gravity roster (those controlled by whatsy, I mean) we were forced to abandon the Superfly-only concept of that show and, as you'll see in the next post, add some more conventional characters to ZG.

No_1eddiefan
01-18-2013, 03:10 PM
Big news at some point soon guys! Announcements to be made!

Ninja'd!


Okay, kids, it's announcement time!

First off, Give a big Jabe welcome to WF as a member of creative and Shaz as a member of the writing crew.

Sadly, part of the reason those moves were made is because whatsy, a guy who I consider to be a JBW Original, was forced to leave creative and pull his characters due to a lack of time and, quite frankly, a lack of performance. So, yeah, goodbye whatsy.

With a good half dozen characters leaving an already thin Zero Gravity roster (those controlled by whatsy, I mean) we were forced to abandon the Superfly-only concept of that show and, as you'll see in the next post, add some more conventional characters to ZG.

Welcome WF & Shaz!

Thanks for everything you've done Whatsy!

magglis
01-18-2013, 03:15 PM
??????????

http://www.ewrestlingnews.com/community/showthread.php?27223-BEST-IN-THE-WORLD-**Official-Discussion-Thread**/page105

BennyTheBall
01-18-2013, 03:18 PM
Okay, kids, it's announcement time!

First off, Give a big Jabe welcome to WF as a member of creative and Shaz as a member of the writing crew. Shaz did that fantastic Seth 13-Erik Alexander match for Resurrection and WF killed it with Shaz v. Ano Doom.

Sadly, part of the reason those moves were made is because whatsy, a guy who I consider to be a JBW Original, was forced to leave creative and pull his characters due to a lack of time and, quite frankly, a lack of performance. So, yeah, goodbye whatsy.

With a good half dozen characters leaving an already thin Zero Gravity roster (those controlled by whatsy, I mean) we were forced to abandon the Superfly-only concept of that show and, as you'll see in the next post, add some more conventional characters to ZG.

Well done, guys.

thejman93
01-18-2013, 03:21 PM
As promised, your newly reworked ( and spoiler free! :D) KillZone and Zero Gravity rosters.

KZ (with that Jman guy as GM):

TDA
Ma$$dinero
Malcolm Cage
Eddie Juarez
Jason Alexander
Shuriken Blade
Chris Divine
Van Hooligan X
Shaz
Ano Doom
Athena
Brock Edwards
KJ Punk
Mike Hawk
Mr. Smyth
HolyJose


And ZG (with Olivia as GM):

Erick Alexander-
Sag Blue
Kyojin
Seth 13
Depri$e
Jack Phoenix
DJ Black
Jaime Evans
Pisces Pink
Rob Rage
Arthur Lansdale
Darius
Gillz
AJ Dixon
Mike Muir
Hearst Darrison
Chris Diamond

Vandarius
01-18-2013, 03:25 PM
As promised, your newly reworked ( and spoiler free! :D) KillZone and Zero Gravity rosters.

KZ (with that Jman guy as GM):

TDA
Ma$$dinero
Malcolm Cage
Eddie Juarez
Jason Alexander
Shuriken Blade
Chris Divine
Van Hooligan X
Shaz
Ano Doom
Athena
Brock Edwards
KJ Punk
Mike Hawk
Mr. Smyth
HolyJose


And ZG (with Olivia as GM):

Erick Alexander-
Sag Blue
Kyojin
Seth 13
Depri$e
Jack Phoenix
DJ Black
Jaime Evans
Pisces Pink
Rob Rage
Arthur Lansdale
Darius
Gillz
AJ Dixon
Mike Muir
Hearst Darrison
Chris Diamond

I'm glad to see Darius on a roster with some new names (not that their new, but we haven't feuded yet anywhere :P) he can feud with! :D I look forward to working with some of these people!

BennyTheBall
01-18-2013, 03:26 PM
No Vulgar?

No_1eddiefan
01-18-2013, 03:26 PM
As promised, your newly reworked ( and spoiler free! :D) KillZone and Zero Gravity rosters.

KZ (with that Jman guy as GM):

TDA
Ma$$dinero
Malcolm Cage
Eddie Juarez
Jason Alexander
Shuriken Blade
Chris Divine
Van Hooligan X
Shaz
Ano Doom
Athena
Brock Edwards
KJ Punk
Mike Hawk
Mr. Smyth
HolyJose


And ZG (with Olivia as GM):

Erick Alexander-
Sag Blue
Kyojin
Seth 13
Depri$e
Jack Phoenix
DJ Black
Jaime Evans
Pisces Pink
Rob Rage
Arthur Lansdale
Darius
Gillz
AJ Dixon
Mike Muir
Hearst Darrison
Chris Diamond

With this, The Underground Championship will be moving to Zero Gravity, and the Tag Team & Bombshell Divisions will be both brands! Couple things you forgot there J! ;)

No_1eddiefan
01-18-2013, 03:27 PM
No Vulgar?

He is on KillZone. J can be forgiven for a few mistakes. ;)

Also KZ guys, promo assignments will be going out in the next hour or so.

thejman93
01-18-2013, 03:29 PM
With this, The Underground Championship will be moving to Zero Gravity, and the Tag Team & Bombshell Divisions will be both brands! Couple things you forgot there J! ;)

Vulgar wasn't even on the spoiler filled roster in WT. My bad.

BennyTheBall
01-18-2013, 03:30 PM
He is on KillZone. J can be forgiven for a few mistakes. ;)

Also KZ guys, promo assignments will be going out in the next hour or so.

Mr. Smyth: I didn't think I beat him enough to end his career, yet.

OOC: Yay! Gonna spend tomorrow match and promo writing!

thejman93
01-18-2013, 03:32 PM
Also KZ guys, promo assignments will be going out in the next hour or so.

Forgot that too, didn't I? Jeez. :D

Rehmix
01-18-2013, 03:44 PM
http://www.ewrestlingnews.com/community/showthread.php?27223-BEST-IN-THE-WORLD-**Official-Discussion-Thread**/page105

Oh okay gotcha! That's wicked awesome!

scribbler_jones
01-18-2013, 03:48 PM
As promised, your newly reworked ( and spoiler free! :D) KillZone and Zero Gravity rosters.

KZ (with that Jman guy as GM):

TDA
Ma$$dinero
Malcolm Cage
Eddie Juarez
Jason Alexander
Shuriken Blade
Chris Divine
Van Hooligan X
Shaz
Ano Doom
Athena
Brock Edwards
KJ Punk
Mike Hawk
Mr. Smyth
HolyJose


And ZG (with Olivia as GM):

Erick Alexander-
Sag Blue
Kyojin
Seth 13
Depri$e
Jack Phoenix
DJ Black
Jaime Evans
Pisces Pink
Rob Rage
Arthur Lansdale
Darius
Gillz
AJ Dixon
Mike Muir
Hearst Darrison
Chris Diamond

Hell yeah!!!

*Sagittarius Blue kicks a training bag so hard that it tears wide open and all of the sand spills to the floor...

*Pisces Pink lifts a super-heavy barbell... and when it gets chest-high, she bends the bar in half...

*Both Star Signs turn, look at the camera, and speak at the same time...

Sagittarius Blue and Pisces Pink: Ready or not... HERE WE COME.

S.E. Zero
01-18-2013, 03:54 PM
Forgot that too, didn't I? Jeez. :D

Way to set an example, Boss ;)

thejman93
01-18-2013, 03:58 PM
Way to set an example, Boss ;)

Yeah, yeah, yeah...:p

Destruction
01-18-2013, 04:03 PM
As promised, your newly reworked ( and spoiler free! :D) KillZone and Zero Gravity rosters.

KZ (with that Jman guy as GM):

TDA
Ma$$dinero
Malcolm Cage
Eddie Juarez
Jason Alexander
Shuriken Blade
Chris Divine
Van Hooligan X
Shaz
Ano Doom
Athena
Brock Edwards
KJ Punk
Mike Hawk
Mr. Smyth
HolyJose


And ZG (with Olivia as GM):

Erick Alexander-
Sag Blue
Kyojin
Seth 13
Depri$e
Jack Phoenix
DJ Black
Jaime Evans
Pisces Pink
Rob Rage
Arthur Lansdale
Darius
Gillz
AJ Dixon
Mike Muir
Hearst Darrison
Chris Diamond


No Vulgar?

Vulgar: Only my own rival remembers I'm actually apart of Jabe?
You're still an asshole.

OOC: Nice rosters. is Shaz and WF working on specific shows, or working jointly on KZ and ZG?

BennyTheBall
01-18-2013, 04:06 PM
Vulgar: Only my own rival remembers I'm actually apart of Jabe?
You're still an asshole.

Mr. Smyth: 'Jabe' & 'Asshole' don't rhyme, half-wit. Are you abandoning your gimmick after getting your arse handed to you, boy?

thejman93
01-18-2013, 04:06 PM
OOC: Nice rosters. is Shaz and WF working on specific shows, or working jointly on KZ and ZG?

Good question. Technically, it's Eddie, WF, and I on KZ and Zero, Jose, and Shaz on ZG but, in reality, we'll all be helping one another out.

Destruction
01-18-2013, 04:09 PM
Mr. Smyth: 'Jabe' & 'Asshole' don't rhyme, half-wit. Are you abandoning your gimmick after getting your arse handed to you, boy?

Vulgar: I'm educated enough to not rhyme all the time
But that last sentence did, better than committing a crime

S.E. Zero
01-18-2013, 04:15 PM
http://i1184.photobucket.com/albums/z332/WWTNA/ZeroGravityPic-1.jpg?t=1311990939

With the controversy surrounding the match between Rob Rage and Arthur Lansdale match at Resurrection, where Rage won the match but Lansdale now finds himself in possession of the JBW Underground Championship, what will happen when these two collide at Zero Gravity?

Also JBW Superfly Champion Erick Alexander retained at Resurrection against Seth Thirteen in a match that put high flying wrestling at it's finest. Will Seth Thirteen look to face Alexander again?

Darius and Gillz look to settle the score after the events at Resurrection, how will these respond to one another? Be sure to watch Zero Gravity soon for the answers to these questions and more.

Also in action superstars such as "The Noble Warrior" Kyojin, Sagittarius Blue and many more.

That being posted, it was not mentioned that I will now be the head creative writer for ZG and we'll look to build ZG from it's shady reputation into a worthwhile brand that Jabesters will come to enjoy as much as they have Killzone. We hope you will enjoy the new show.

scribbler_jones
01-18-2013, 04:28 PM
http://i1184.photobucket.com/albums/z332/WWTNA/ZeroGravityPic-1.jpg?t=1311990939

With the controversy surrounding the match between Rob Rage and Arthur Lansdale match at Resurrection, where Rage won the match but Lansdale now finds himself in possession of the JBW Underground Championship, what will happen when these two collide at Zero Gravity?

Also JBW Erick Alexander retained at Resurrection against Seth Thirteen in a match that put high flying wrestling at it's finest. Will Seth Thirteen look to face Alexander again?

Darius and Gillz look to settle the score after the events at Resurrection, how will these respond to one another? Be sure to watch Zero Gravity soon for the answers to these questions and more.

Also in action superstars such as "The Noble Warrior" Kyojin, Sagittarius Blue and many more.

That being posted, it was not mentioned that I will now be the head creative writer for ZG and we'll look to build ZG from it's shady reputation into a worthwhile brand that Jabesters will come to enjoy as much as they have Killzone. We hope you will enjoy the new show.

The entire card for this show looks dynamite. I don't know much about the show's history, but I'm already looking forward to its future!

S.E. Zero
01-18-2013, 04:32 PM
The entire card for this show looks dynamite. I don't know much about the show's history, but I'm already looking forward to its future!

That's no card, just a teaser of things to come. I'll explain the history to you sometime later this weekend, be it here or FB.

scribbler_jones
01-18-2013, 04:39 PM
That's no card, just a teaser of things to come. I'll explain the history to you sometime later this weekend, be it here or FB.

Ah, my bad lol... if you want to tell me about it, I will be happy to listen. For now, off to the job I go... see you gents later this evening for whoever's still on!

DrunkJose
01-18-2013, 08:40 PM
Yeah.......

HolyJose2391
01-18-2013, 09:26 PM
False alarm I'm actually alright....damn

KJ PUNK
01-19-2013, 01:11 AM
Punk: It's appropriate that I'm on Killzone. Because that's what it'll become once I start to decimate the roster.

SouthernBlood
01-19-2013, 03:12 AM
Punk: It's appropriate that I'm on Killzone. Because that's what it'll become once I start to decimate the roster.

Ano Doom : You want NONE of me ,you hear me? What happened at Resurrection with Shaz means nothing,and I'm not through with him by a long shot. Juarez is next and I guess soon or later you may follow. I'll see you there then. No one's going to stand in front of me getting that match with TDA.

S.E. Zero
01-19-2013, 11:51 AM
Happy B-day to Darius. Have a great one, bro.

magglis
01-19-2013, 03:45 PM
Hey guys it will be a great honor to have you in Grand Prix so if you want check it and you might like it

VanHooliganX
01-20-2013, 06:21 PM
Could the person who starts the promo off in this fed do the promo ASAP. I'm probably gunna be busy later in the next week so I'll need to do the promo :)

bearkg88
01-20-2013, 06:27 PM
Could the person who starts the promo off in this fed do the promo ASAP. I'm probably gunna be busy later in the next week so I'll need to do the promo :)

Ole copy and paste job eh vanny? No worries, youll have my first part tonight. Been uber busy. Sorry

VanHooliganX
01-20-2013, 06:30 PM
Ole copy and paste job eh vanny? No worries, youll have my first part tonight. Been uber busy. Sorry

Lol yeah. I R lazy lol

No worries man I understand. As long as it is given to me soon I don't mind.

Krysys
01-20-2013, 06:49 PM
"...And through the darkness a light will shine, and it will be change. It will be the revolution that is needed and with it an era of greatness will follow..."

VanHooliganX
01-21-2013, 02:53 AM
Promo sent.

I hope you like it. I semi-feel this has been my best work so far since returning so hopefully you like it. If not I'll redo and do a better job :)

KJ PUNK
01-21-2013, 10:56 AM
Promo is sent.

eyehatecena
01-21-2013, 11:44 AM
my promo has been sent off too. To the other person and a copy to you also SEZ

NiallF96
01-21-2013, 06:01 PM
Promo sent to SEZ

BennyTheBall
01-21-2013, 06:50 PM
Like a good boy, mine has been done already. XD

Torphy
01-21-2013, 06:52 PM
Also completed my promo, one of my top 5 Lansdale works.

S.E. Zero
01-21-2013, 06:53 PM
Fine work from everyone who turned their promos in so soon after I asked for them. To the rest, remember the deadline is Thursday, so please do you your best to get them in by then or explain to me or any of us in creative why you can't meet the deadline and may need more time. Don't be shy to ever ask for more time or help, I am always willing to lend a hand to those in need.

scribbler_jones
01-21-2013, 08:57 PM
Sagittarius Blue: Just so you all know... my first match in JBW as ONLY the beginning! Zero Gravity is about to enter a brand new age of awesome, of epic... of BADASSNESS. And yours truly *said with a million-dollar, devil-may-care smile* will lead the charge!

Torphy
01-21-2013, 09:13 PM
Sagittarius Blue: Just so you all know... my first match in JBW as ONLY the beginning! Zero Gravity is about to enter a brand new age of awesome, of epic... of BADASSNESS. And yours truly *said with a million-dollar, devil-may-care smile* will lead the charge!

Lansdale: Do my ears deceive me? Or did this cretinous worm attempt to pass off 'Badassness' as a word? One might advise you to get your own house in order before you even attempt to step foot on a show that has been designated as the new 'House of Lansdale'. Feel free to remove your illiterate and uneducated carcass back to school.. and take that gluttonous hillock with you, she's obscuring my view.

scribbler_jones
01-22-2013, 04:21 AM
Lansdale: Do my ears deceive me? Or did this cretinous worm attempt to pass off 'Badassness' as a word? One might advise you to get your own house in order before you even attempt to step foot on a show that has been designated as the new 'House of Lansdale'. Feel free to remove your illiterate and uneducated carcass back to school.. and take that gluttonous hillock with you, she's obscuring my view.

*Sagittarius Blue looks over at this Landsdale character with a note of contempt and goes to speak...

but is so taken aback by this guy that he can't respond with a straight face... and simply breaks down in laughter.*

Torphy
01-22-2013, 04:56 AM
*Sagittarius Blue looks over at this Landsdale character with a note of contempt and goes to speak...

but is so taken aback by this guy that he can't respond with a straight face... and simply breaks down in laughter.*


Lansdale: Quaint, the final bastion of self defence for the completely contemptible, uncontrollable nervous laughter. I want you to understand this, so do try as hard as you may to wrap your ill used and abused grey matter around it. For the duration you reside on Zero Gravity.. and this goes for all would be acrobats and circus clowns.. you will amount to nothing, while Mr Arthur Lansdale lives and breathes. You know, Rob Rage was once like you, arrogant, ignorant and above all else a sufferer of delusions of grandeur.. but where is Rob now? I certainly have not heard from him since I earned this title, have you? Has anyone? No, I didn't think so.

CricketTragic
01-22-2013, 08:17 AM
Lansdale: Quaint, the final bastion of self defence for the completely contemptible, uncontrollable nervous laughter. I want you to understand this, so do try as hard as you may to wrap your ill used and abused grey matter around it. For the duration you reside on Zero Gravity.. and this goes for all would be acrobats and circus clowns.. you will amount to nothing, while Mr Arthur Lansdale lives and breathes. You know, Rob Rage was once like you, arrogant, ignorant and above all else a sufferer of delusions of grandeur.. but where is Rob now? I certainly have not heard from him since I earned this title, have you? Has anyone? No, I didn't think so.

Israel: Did you win the title by talking so much that rob left the building from boredom

BennyTheBall
01-22-2013, 08:26 AM
Israel: Did you win the title by talking so much that rob left the building from boredom

Mr. Smyth: If you bothered paying attention to the show, you would have seen that Lansdale was the victim of a miscarraige of justice.

CricketTragic
01-22-2013, 08:28 AM
Mr. Smyth: If you bothered paying attention to the show, you would have seen that Lansdale was the victim of a miscarraige of justice.

Israel: I was to busy training Mr Smyth though was that miscarriage of justice the same as my Endurance title miscarriage

BennyTheBall
01-22-2013, 08:31 AM
Israel: I was to busy training Mr Smyth though was that miscarriage of justice the same as my Endurance title miscarriage

Mr. Smyth: The miscarriage being you getting a title shot? More importantly, you're in the wrong efed if you want to regurgitate that tripe again.

CricketTragic
01-22-2013, 08:40 AM
Mr. Smyth: The miscarriage being you getting a title shot? More importantly, you're in the wrong efed if you want to regurgitate that tripe again.

Israel: You brought up miscarriages Sir, Not I

BennyTheBall
01-22-2013, 08:44 AM
Israel: You brought up miscarriages Sir, Not I

Mr. Smyth: And the only supposed 'miscarriage' you could think of was from another efed? Are you really lacking that much creativity?

CricketTragic
01-22-2013, 08:46 AM
Mr. Smyth: And the only supposed 'miscarriage' you could think of was from another efed? Are you really lacking that much creativity?

Israel: I have yet to debut in this Efed which if you watched the show would be something you would know

BennyTheBall
01-22-2013, 08:49 AM
Israel: I have yet to debut in this Efed which if you watched the show would be something you would know

Mr. Smyth: I am more than fully aware that you are yet to debut, however it would not hurt for you to do some research into the company you are about to work for, just so you don't look like a complete and utter asinine dullard.

CricketTragic
01-22-2013, 09:10 AM
Mr. Smyth: I am more than fully aware that you are yet to debut, however it would not hurt for you to do some research into the company you are about to work for, just so you don't look like a complete and utter asinine dullard.

Israel: Mr Smyth I have done my homework on this company and just like in every other company you Sir are a waste of roster space

BennyTheBall
01-22-2013, 09:14 AM
Israel: Mr Smyth I have done my homework on this company and just like in every other company you Sir are a waste of roster space

Mr.Smyth: Care to elaborate?

CricketTragic
01-22-2013, 09:24 AM
Mr.Smyth: Care to elaborate?

Israel: You mean from the humble beginnings when EWNCW roster members stated that JBW wouldnt last two weeks, or Romanflares triplecrown shock or the historic teaming up of Air Bu' that would be Snair and Manabu both former world champions... the Rivalry between Psycho Siaki and Massdinero, The erotic Circus running wild and destroying half the roster? how about the war Between JBW and EWNCW?

Sir do not ever question my work ethic or even try to suggest my lack of respect for JBW otherwise you may find yourself on the wrong end of a little Integrity you ungrateful, disrespectul and insignificant individual who thinks the whole world revolves around them?

Let me assure you that my principles of respect and integrity do not just apply to me, it is shown from me and that is what is going to make me succesful here and that is going to haunt you for the rest of your miserable life.

Torphy
01-22-2013, 10:48 AM
Lansdale: Oh, did I miss another faceless dullard take a witless jibe at your new and rightful Underground Champion? Fool, wretch, amoebic reject! One more parasite that through ignorance or lack of intelligence.. or both.. fails to recognise that not only am I superior in the linguistic arts to the vast majority of JBW, equalled only by Mr. Smyth.. but that I am also vastly superior in technical prowess, tactical mastery and above all else sheer raw talent. I would offer you a shot at my Underground title were you not so pitiful.. I laugh at any challenge you perceive you could offer me. Hah.

BennyTheBall
01-22-2013, 01:48 PM
Israel: You mean from the humble beginnings when EWNCW roster members stated that JBW wouldnt last two weeks, or Romanflares triplecrown shock or the historic teaming up of Air Bu' that would be Snair and Manabu both former world champions... the Rivalry between Psycho Siaki and Massdinero, The erotic Circus running wild and destroying half the roster? how about the war Between JBW and EWNCW?

Sir do not ever question my work ethic or even try to suggest my lack of respect for JBW otherwise you may find yourself on the wrong end of a little Integrity you ungrateful, disrespectul and insignificant individual who thinks the whole world revolves around them?

Let me assure you that my principles of respect and integrity do not just apply to me, it is shown from me and that is what is going to make me succesful here and that is going to haunt you for the rest of your miserable life.

Mr. Smyth: I ask you to elaborate on why I am a waste of roster space, and you come back to me with a word-by-word textbook answer on the history of JBW? Integrity you may have, but intelligence is severely lacking.

CricketTragic
01-22-2013, 02:15 PM
Mr. Smyth: I ask you to elaborate on why I am a waste of roster space, and you come back to me with a word-by-word textbook answer on the history of JBW? Integrity you may have, but intelligence is severely lacking.

Israel: At what point did you make it clear that you are asking for me to elaborate on why you are a waste of space, after the last comment about researching the any intelligent being would have assumed that this is what you were talking about

CricketTragic
01-22-2013, 02:17 PM
Lansdale: Oh, did I miss another faceless dullard take a witless jibe at your new and rightful Underground Champion? Fool, wretch, amoebic reject! One more parasite that through ignorance or lack of intelligence.. or both.. fails to recognise that not only am I superior in the linguistic arts to the vast majority of JBW, equalled only by Mr. Smyth.. but that I am also vastly superior in technical prowess, tactical mastery and above all else sheer raw talent. I would offer you a shot at my Underground title were you not so pitiful.. I laugh at any challenge you perceive you could offer me. Hah.

Israel: If you were actually talking in a language that I could understand then I might even accept whatever challenge you are presenting at me but comparing yourself with Mr Smyth actually says it all Sir

BennyTheBall
01-22-2013, 02:26 PM
Israel: At what point did you make it clear that you are asking for me to elaborate on why you are a waste of space, after the last comment about researching the any intelligent being would have assumed that this is what you were talking about

Mr. Smyth: Gee, let's have a look:


Israel: Mr Smyth I have done my homework on this company and just like in every other company you Sir are a waste of roster space


Mr.Smyth: Care to elaborate?

But if you like, we can grab the opinion of others to see if they think you are right. Saying that though, I very much doubt you would not accept that opportunity as it would prove you wrong and you ignorance will be shattered.

CricketTragic
01-22-2013, 02:37 PM
Mr. Smyth: Gee, let's have a look:





But if you like, we can grab the opinion of others to see if they think you are right. Saying that though, I very much doubt you would not accept that opportunity as it would prove you wrong and you ignorance will be shattered.

Israel: You are very wrong, Infact if you could keep your mouth closed for a minute lets see what the other people have to say about it shall we?

BennyTheBall
01-22-2013, 02:41 PM
Israel: You are very wrong, Infact if you could keep your mouth closed for a minute lets see what the other people have to say about it shall we?

Mr. Smyth takes a seat, opens a book and awaits a huge influx of responses.

BennyTheBall
01-22-2013, 03:35 PM
Smyth momentarily looks up from his book, sees nobody, and then goes back to reading.

CricketTragic
01-23-2013, 03:41 AM
Smyth momentarily looks up from his book, sees nobody, and then goes back to reading.

Chase: What are you reading?

Kashdinero
01-23-2013, 04:21 AM
Chase: What are you reading?

Character Development, by Ma$$Dinero (ghost written by Dave King) ;)

CricketTragic
01-23-2013, 07:19 AM
Character Development, by Ma$$Dinero (ghost written by Dave King) ;)

Chase: Sounds like an interesting read

Rehmix
01-23-2013, 10:06 AM
Character Development, by Ma$$Dinero (ghost written by Dave King) ;)
Cage: Which is funny because Ma$$ can't read. Irony for you folks!

HolyJose2391
01-23-2013, 10:12 AM
Cage: Which is funny because Ma$$ can't read. Irony for you folks!

HJ: Hey Cage how's that TV title reign going for you? oh right. You're forced to take out nonexistent Prophecy and now a washed up Ma$$. Always have been shit haven't you

Rehmix
01-23-2013, 11:59 AM
HJ: Hey Cage how's that TV title reign going for you? oh right. You're forced to take out nonexistent Prophecy and now a washed up Ma$$. Always have been shit haven't you
Cage: Glad to see that you showed up today Jose, seeing as how you failed to show up at Resurrection. Always have been a no show haven't you!

HolyJose2391
01-23-2013, 01:43 PM
Cage: Glad to see that you showed up today Jose, seeing as how you failed to show up at Resurrection. Always have been a no show haven't you!

HJ: I'm sorry what? I showed up to Resurrection Shuriken and him being involved in a match he shouldn't have been in anyways cost me the World Title. I had that match won but no Shuriken had to be involved somehow

Rehmix
01-23-2013, 02:14 PM
HJ: I'm sorry what? I showed up to Resurrection Shuriken and him being involved in a match he shouldn't have been in anyways cost me the World Title. I had that match won but no Shuriken had to be involved somehow
Cage: Yeah that's right blame others for your problems and inabilities. Seems like something you once got on me about. Now the shoe is on the other foot. Keep talking Jose. We all can't wait to see who you blame next for your failures, this time I bet it will be TDA for just being... "SO SCAREWY That I couldn't fight him! Why does he have to be so mean?"

HolyJose2391
01-23-2013, 04:03 PM
Cage: Yeah that's right blame others for your problems and inabilities. Seems like something you once got on me about. Now the shoe is on the other foot. Keep talking Jose. We all can't wait to see who you blame next for your failures, this time I bet it will be TDA for just being... "SO SCAREWY That I couldn't fight him! Why does he have to be so mean?"

HJ: I'm sorry I'm not the one who got pinned it's fact that Shuriken lost the match. As for me being afraid of TDA I'll take him any time he isn't intimidating. As for you I look forward for the day Ma$$ knocks you the fuck out.

Kashdinero
01-23-2013, 05:32 PM
HJ: I'm sorry I'm not the one who got pinned it's fact that Shuriken lost the match. As for me being afraid of TDA I'll take him any time he isn't intimidating. As for you I look forward for the day Ma$$ knocks you the fuck out.

Ma$$: Again, Jose.. Knock him out, again.

thejman93
01-23-2013, 05:51 PM
Ma$$: Again, Jose.. Knock him out, again.

Jman: If it ain't good ol' Ma$$ Murda. Don't do anything stupid, bruv.

Rehmix
01-23-2013, 11:38 PM
Ma$$: Again, Jose.. Knock him out, again.
Get your promo to me bruv... I ain't got that much time the next two days

Kashdinero
01-24-2013, 12:28 AM
Get your promo to me bruv... I ain't got that much time the next two days

Speak to J'.. I believe plans have changed slightly..

CricketTragic
01-25-2013, 06:27 AM
Jman: If it ain't good ol' Ma$$ Murda. Don't do anything stupid, bruv.

Awesome sig man

bearkg88
01-26-2013, 03:04 PM
Posting this now so creative knows.

February 7th to the 15th, i will be around, i might even ic a little, but if you have any promo requests for me for a show that week please get them to me a few days before the 7th, as for 80% of the time of those dates ill be home relaxing on my vacation with no cell service or dsl. Thanks!

SouthernBlood
01-26-2013, 03:06 PM
Today's that day huh? Right on with Killzone....Hopefully that is.

thejman93
01-26-2013, 05:12 PM
Today's that day huh? Right on with Killzone....Hopefully that is.

Not quite, bud. More like Monday.

SouthernBlood
01-26-2013, 05:15 PM
Not quite, bud. More like Monday.

Well damn,I figured today since I was told have the promo by Today...Maybe I thought wrong but I also thought it was said it would be today too,IDK.

bearkg88
01-26-2013, 05:20 PM
Well damn,I figured today since I was told have the promo by Today...Maybe I thought wrong but I also thought it was said it would be today too,IDK.
Just cause promos might have been due today doesnt mean the show would go up today :p

When i send promos out for iwa, i give a weeks time for the promos to come back and the show usually goes up the day after the deadline was or even two days after.

Add in that i know eddie has been busy the last few days and im not sure on jman, but i figure monday isnt too bad, plus, some show is better than no show :p

thejman93
01-26-2013, 05:24 PM
Well damn,I figured today since I was told have the promo by Today...Maybe I thought wrong but I also thought it was said it would be today too,IDK.

We were looking at today or tomorrow but Eddie had some stuff going on (including his birthday) this week so we pushed it back a day. Trust me, though, it'll be worth the wait. :D