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Asherdelampyr
12-11-2012, 05:04 AM
Mr. Blood: Tag Team Champions. 3 simple words, Tag Team Champions. All the rest of you talentless, nameless sons of bitches can try, and fuck knows that a couple of drunk Nazis that don't know when to quit will, however nobody, fucking nobody, has the toughness, the intelligence, the strength, the sheer fucking balls to take these belts from us. We are the JBW Tag Team Champions, and we will be the champions for a very, very long time so every one of you cousin-fucking hillbillies had better fucking get used to seeing us on the television screen.

Mr. Black: We are taking over.

Mr. Blood: Damn right, we will not rest until we are champions in every fucking federation out there.

AirBourne
12-11-2012, 09:51 AM
Black: It ain't even a show to watch unless I'm on it.

bearkg88
12-11-2012, 01:32 PM
Hey just so you guys know. I am headed to work. I get out in 14 hrs. Im going to do my part of the promo and send it in once I'm done with work before I go to sleep! Hope that is ok!

wrestlingfan66513
12-11-2012, 02:03 PM
Black: It ain't even a show to watch unless I'm on it.

Hawk: Unless your on it losing to JBTV's number 1 tv personality, Mike Hawk, you mean. Don't worry, my co-stars always get some buzz on them, but that's usually because I give you guys a reason to matter.

Asherdelampyr
12-11-2012, 05:32 PM
Black: It ain't even a show to watch unless I'm on it.

Mr. Blood: Who the fuck are you? Wait, don't answer, just remembered we don't give a damn.

Mr. Black: What was his name?

Mr. Blood: What the fuck does it matter, it's just some other jackass that's headed nowhere fast, with a few too many ass-whoopins along the way, thinking that he can prove he's some sort of big bad wolf, when all he is is another fucking sheep.

Mr. Black: No DNA, can't prove a thing

*Mr. Black walks off, leaving Mr. Blood confused*

Mr. Blood: The hell?

*Mr Blood follows Mr. Black, trying to figure out the sudden change in his usual implacable demeanor.*

BennyTheBall
12-11-2012, 05:39 PM
Promo sent. Just in time. ;)

SouthernBlood
12-11-2012, 05:47 PM
Mr. Blood: Who the fuck are you? Wait, don't answer, just remembered we don't give a damn.

Mr. Black: What was his name?

Mr. Blood: What the fuck does it matter, it's just some other jackass that's headed nowhere fast, with a few too many ass-whoopins along the way, thinking that he can prove he's some sort of big bad wolf, when all he is is another fucking sheep.

Mr. Black: No DNA, can't prove a thing

*Mr. Black walks off, leaving Mr. Blood confused*

Mr. Blood: The hell?

*Mr Blood follows Mr. Black, trying to figure out the sudden change in his usual implacable demeanor.*

I KNEW this would come up lol ;) I like it alot endless potential if ran right

Asherdelampyr
12-12-2012, 12:54 AM
I KNEW this would come up lol ;) I like it alot endless potential if ran right

I just saw it this morning at it made me laugh, so I had to
and yes, it really does. Black Blooded aren't really young dudes, so...

No_1eddiefan
12-12-2012, 09:18 AM
Shows looking good for tonight guys! :)

Torphy
12-12-2012, 10:04 AM
Shows looking good for tonight guys! :)

Booya! This is what I wanted to hear! Also I want to win the lottery.. get on that for me! :D

TheDevilsAdvocate
12-12-2012, 10:22 AM
Shows looking good for tonight guys! :)

Awesome! Looks like I will have some reading material tonight other than my magazines. :D

thejman93
12-12-2012, 04:40 PM
Main event is nearly done, then we'll post.

SouthernBlood
12-12-2012, 04:46 PM
Main event is nearly done, then we'll post.

For sure brotha.:D

S.E. Zero
12-12-2012, 05:15 PM
Mr. Blood: Tag Team Champions. 3 simple words, Tag Team Champions. All the rest of you talentless, nameless sons of bitches can try, and fuck knows that a couple of drunk Nazis that don't know when to quit will, however nobody, fucking nobody, has the toughness, the intelligence, the strength, the sheer fucking balls to take these belts from us. We are the JBW Tag Team Champions, and we will be the champions for a very, very long time so every one of you cousin-fucking hillbillies had better fucking get used to seeing us on the television screen.

Mr. Black: We are taking over.

Mr. Blood: Damn right, we will not rest until we are champions in every fucking federation out there.

???: Hmm....tag team domination? That's something we're quite capable of actually doing rather just saying it.

???: That's right, then again...that's why there's no team out there.....The Elite Bloodline.

William Hastings and Anthony Bennett now show up on the scene.

Bennett: You know we got some history from TWE to settle, but that's for another time in TWE.

Hastings: See, we've come to establish complete dominance over the tag team division here in JBW and you just happen to be the JBW World Tag Team Champions, something you'll say you were able to be until you face The Elite Bloodline in that ring with the gold on the line; so enjoy your reign boys, because those titles won't matter on any team besides us.

Rehmix
12-12-2012, 05:17 PM
Is it done yet?

thejman93
12-12-2012, 05:42 PM
Is it done yet?

Loose ends are still getting tied up, homie. I'll be posting by 7:00.

bearkg88
12-12-2012, 09:03 PM
I think i know whose behind the cryptic videos :D

SouthernBlood
12-12-2012, 09:10 PM
I think i know whose behind the cryptic videos :D

Who the hell cares about Morgan Freeman in wrestling? lol :)

BennyTheBall
12-12-2012, 09:33 PM
I know it's still early in the show, but I do love Black Blooded's promo work. Already my favourite part!

SouthernBlood
12-12-2012, 10:01 PM
I must say though...While waiting for Ano Doom's appearance...I really didn't expect to be this high on the card! :eek:

eyehatecena
12-12-2012, 10:32 PM
http://i1115.photobucket.com/albums/k543/ewawrestling13/brooke-adams-2.jpg

Sasha Panzer:* looks down at her breast* Mr Black thinks I'm a man? Ummm. OK, like Whatever!


Karl Panzer: Shut it ya little runt, go play with your freak friend Ano Doom

Sasha: Ok *Sasha runs off to look for Ano*

Karl Panzer: Thank God

Oli Panzer: Why the hell does she have to follow Barbie and us to every fed?

Karl: Fuck if I know- all I know is Black Blooded think the are funny. They won't be laughing when we crush their puny asses and take their girl

Oli: I call first dibs on her

SouthernBlood
12-12-2012, 10:41 PM
http://i1115.photobucket.com/albums/k543/ewawrestling13/brooke-adams-2.jpg

Sasha Panzer:* looks down at her breast* Mr Black thinks I'm a man? Ummm. OK, like Whatever!


Karl Panzer: Shut it ya little runt, go play with your freak friend Ano Doom

Sasha: Ok *Sasha runs off to look for Ano*

Karl Panzer: Thank God

Oli Panzer: Why the hell does she have to follow Barbie and us to every fed?

Karl: Fuck if I know- all I know is Black Blooded think the are funny. They won't be laughing when we crush their puny asses and take their girl

Oli: I call first dibs on her

*Ano Doom walks in,shaking and pouring with sweat from the overloading Intensity as always.*

Ano Doom:I'm right here,Sasha.

eyehatecena
12-12-2012, 11:21 PM
*Ano Doom walks in,shaking and pouring with sweat from the overloading Intensity as always.*

Ano Doom:I'm right here,Sasha.

Sasha: So glad my Ano Doom is here too. Lets go beat up people

*Sasha hops on Ano's back*

SouthernBlood
12-12-2012, 11:23 PM
Sasha: So glad my Ano Doom is here too. Lets go beat up people

*Sasha hops on Ano's back*

OOC:Lol things just got real interesting...I applaud you for constantly leaving me stumped and making me think of how to always properly carry this thing out next,piece by piece,Somethin that started off half foolin around is really getting good and enjoyable.

eyehatecena
12-12-2012, 11:30 PM
OOC:Lol things just got real interesting...I applaud you for constantly leaving me stumped and making me think of how to always properly carry this thing out next,piece by piece,Somethin that started off half foolin around is really getting good and enjoyable.

OOC: Sasha is one of my favs to IC with(or as). I like having her as part sane/part crazy/part goofy/part stalker/part flirt. My other fav to write prom os for is Raven in the WWE efed as I get to do and say evil/bad things

SouthernBlood
12-12-2012, 11:34 PM
OOC: Sasha is one of my favs to IC with(or as). I like having her as part sane/part crazy/part goofy/part stalker/part flirt. My other fav to write prom os for is Raven in the WWE efed as I get to do and say evil/bad things

OOC:Yea,I can safely say I'm still unsure what,Because its too good to not materialize ,we're going to do with this...CAN the monster give a shit about her or find her attractive? Can the DESTROYER even look at her as a "Friend" or more? probly not,but we'll see,lol.

Edit:She really meshes well with Doom naturally btw. Many options to come.

eyehatecena
12-12-2012, 11:47 PM
gonna send you some qoutes I did for the BITW show

SouthernBlood
12-12-2012, 11:49 PM
gonna send you some qoutes I did for the BITW show

Should be very memorable,can't wait...Btw wait til you see Doom's reaction to her jumping on him...I think I've got it figured out,It'll be interesting for sure.

eyehatecena
12-12-2012, 11:54 PM
Should be very memorable,can't wait...Btw wait til you see Doom's reaction to her jumping on him...I think I've got it figured out,It'll be interesting for sure.

I need to find a pix of a hockey mask that I can put on Brooke Tessmachers face(though I hate to cover her pretty face)- I can use the pix when she ICs with Ano

SouthernBlood
12-13-2012, 12:09 AM
I need to find a pix of a hockey mask that I can put on Brooke Tessmachers face(though I hate to cover her pretty face)- I can use the pix when she ICs with Ano

Hmmmm...Remember it needs to be only a half mask;Phantom of the opera style...

SouthernBlood
12-13-2012, 12:34 AM
Sasha: So glad my Ano Doom is here too. Lets go beat up people

*Sasha hops on Ano's back*

*Suddenly,he freezes almost if something breaks inside of him for a second or two,and instantly to her great surprise...She is flipped over his shoulders by the hair and neck,with immense strength and speed...In freakish fashion...Right into his his arms horizontally...With just enough combination of force to not hurt her,but enough to move her.She appears almost stunned for a brief moment.*

Ano Doom:This...Is.......Better............Yes...All shall suffer...Like Shaz last Killzone...I'll be seeing him again real soon,just watch.

OOC:Perfect. Told ya ;)

Glamour Girl
12-13-2012, 11:11 AM
Athena: I finally made my debut here in JBW and came one step forward in proving I'm as good as any man if not better.

3730

SouthernBlood
12-13-2012, 11:49 AM
Ano Doom:*looks at Athena's body * You've got a long way to go.

*Picture this as more like Ano Doom,The Hockey mask,tattoos,and attire...Its just REALLY hard to find a perfect all around shot of him...*

3731

thejman93
12-13-2012, 05:13 PM
And, I'm back! Internet pooped out on me last night. KZ 2 Act 2 begins now!

Torphy
12-13-2012, 05:15 PM
And, I'm back! Internet pooped out on me last night. KZ 2 Act 2 begins now!

Huzzah!!!!

Shaz11
12-13-2012, 05:17 PM
And, I'm back! Internet pooped out on me last night. KZ 2 Act 2 begins now!

Get in there!!

Shaz11
12-13-2012, 05:42 PM
Vulgar/Smyth did a sick job, that promo was great! #BigUp

Poot-Hair
12-13-2012, 05:43 PM
Loool DrunkJose....

SouthernBlood
12-13-2012, 05:46 PM
Vulgar/Smyth did a sick job, that promo was great! #BigUp

I always thought it was pronounced "S-my-th...Like the sound in Rhyme...Not "With" ...But judging how he rhymed to the "Ith" sound,I'm not so sure.:confused:

thejman93
12-13-2012, 05:58 PM
Loool DrunkJose....

Thought you'd appreciate that, brother.

Poot-Hair
12-13-2012, 06:04 PM
Thought you'd appreciate that, brother.That was certainly a page out of the PootyPants playbook. Lardy Boyz anyone? Lol. Great show so far by the way guys.

Love,
Your Efed Stalker From Afar

thejman93
12-13-2012, 06:08 PM
That was certainly a page out of the PootyPants playbook. Lardy Boyz anyone? Lol. Great show so far by the way guys.

Love,
Your Efed Stalker From Afar

Best stalker ever!

BennyTheBall
12-13-2012, 06:54 PM
I always thought it was pronounced "S-my-th...Like the sound in Rhyme...Not "With" ...But judging how he rhymed to the "Ith" sound,I'm not so sure.:confused:

It's pronounced 'Smith'. It's an Irish name. If there is an 'e' on the end of it, then it's pronounced 'Sm-eye-the'.

Glad to see some love for the Smyth/Vulgar promo. I have to admit that Des carried that one - I was pressed for time, but he done an awesome job!

CricketTragic
12-13-2012, 06:59 PM
Does anyone know whats going on with Israel Pamich here? Avidco invited me to join and then all of a sudden I have heard nothing

S.E. Zero
12-13-2012, 07:02 PM
Does anyone know whats going on with Israel Pamich here? Avidco invited me to join and then all of a sudden I have heard nothing

He'll debut soon. Dont worry, we got him in the books.

SouthernBlood
12-13-2012, 07:10 PM
Ano Doom:No Shaz,I'm not the guy who get's impatient when a "Show doesn't go up"...Whatever in The Netherworld's name that is...

OOC:I applaud the effort,but I don't think Doom's the type of guy you shoot on like that. :)

No_1eddiefan
12-13-2012, 07:12 PM
Ano Doom:No Shaz,I'm not the guy who get's impatient when a "Show doesn't go up"...Whatever in The Netherworld's name that is...

OOC:I applaud the effort,but I don't think Doom's the type of guy you shoot on like that. :)

In all honesty mate, every single character/person is open to be shot on. And it's interesting you say that considering what J & I have up our sleeve.

That's right people, J & I have one sleeve. It's a big ass sleeve too. Reaches all the way from the UK to the US.

thejman93
12-13-2012, 07:13 PM
Ano Doom:No Shaz,I'm not the guy who get's impatient when a "Show doesn't go up"...Whatever in The Netherworld's name that is...

OOC:I applaud the effort,but I don't think Doom's the type of guy you shoot on like that. :)

Can I ask why?

Torphy
12-13-2012, 07:14 PM
Can I ask why?

I was wondering the same? :confused:

SouthernBlood
12-13-2012, 07:17 PM
In all honesty mate, every single character/person is open to be shot on. And it's interesting you say that considering what J & I have up our sleeve.

That's right people, J & I have one sleeve. It's a big ass sleeve too. Reaches all the way from the UK to the US.

I hear you and understand what you mean,But to me,And it's only my opinion...It's just too far of a stretch,but to each their own....In the kayfabe world it makes no sense to break kayfabe in a way like that on Doom,but as I said,Agree to disagree,I'm kinda having trouble finding just the right words I'm looking for,but oh well. :D This is only my opinion and attempted constructive criticism . :)

And in all honesty...No ,Im not,"The guy who gets impatient when shows aren't up",any indication of that ever was only jokes,so where's the logic there? :p

And oh great,you're going to shoot and completely bury me...LOl :p

SouthernBlood
12-13-2012, 07:20 PM
I was wondering the same? :confused:

Because,In all honestly,...I mean this in no way negative...But it made absolutely no sense in that fashion...what was it for and where did it come from? Maybe it's just me overthinking the "Mystique" of him,I just have a hard time picturing Doom actually getting kayfabe broken on him being such a strong character,As I said,I'm kinda having trouble putting thoughts to words right now so sorry if I'm not making much sense...

EDIT:I meant to say strong personality.not character.

Krysys
12-13-2012, 07:23 PM
Hearst Darrison: So, who is ready for the Rebellion Revolution?

bearkg88
12-13-2012, 07:52 PM
Because,In all honestly,...I mean this in no way negative...But it made absolutely no sense in that fashion...what was it for and where did it come from? Maybe it's just me overthinking the "Mystique" of him,I just have a hard time picturing Doom actually getting kayfabe broken on him being such a strong character,As I said,I'm kinda having trouble putting thoughts to words right now so sorry if I'm not making much sense...

EDIT:I meant to say strong personality.not character.

No what your saying makes sense. It's like Shaz was Punk, breaking kayfabe, and Doom is more like Taker and Kane, always in character, always serious.

bearkg88
12-13-2012, 07:53 PM
So...I got a question...but Im going to wait for the rest of the show to go up before I say anything

SouthernBlood
12-13-2012, 07:54 PM
No what your saying makes sense. It's like Shaz was Punk, breaking kayfabe, and Doom is more like Taker and Kane, always in character, always serious.

Thank you,that's the words I was looking for,but couldn't find them . :D

TheDevilsAdvocate
12-13-2012, 08:02 PM
TDA: This gold laying over my shoulder is going to be my new life partner. I never plan on letting her go.

S.E. Zero
12-13-2012, 08:15 PM
So...I got a question...but Im going to wait for the rest of the show to go up before I say anything

I wouldn't think so but to each their own. Some have chosen to do IC before the show has been finished so you could do the same or wait until its over to do your IC work. Totally up to you.

eyehatecena
12-13-2012, 10:25 PM
*Suddenly,he freezes almost if something breaks inside of him for a second or two,and instantly to her great surprise...She is flipped over his shoulders by the hair and neck,with immense strength and speed...In freakish fashion...Right into his his arms horizontally...With just enough combination of force to not hurt her,but enough to move her.She appears almost stunned for a brief moment.*

Ano Doom:This...Is.......Better............Yes...All shall suffer...Like Shaz last Killzone...I'll be seeing him again real soon,just watch.

OOC:Perfect. Told ya ;)

Sasha Panzer: i got the best seat!!!!!!! YAAAAYYYYYY! DESTROY!!!!!!!

SouthernBlood
12-13-2012, 10:45 PM
Sasha Panzer: i got the best seat!!!!!!! YAAAAYYYYYY! DESTROY!!!!!!!

Ano Doom:Yes,Each and everyone,one by one,two at a time,or even three,four,or five ...even ten at a time...All against me alone...all shall be ultimately defeated in decisive fashion...Two minutes tops...If that...Too bad I was interrupted before TDA heard what I had to say earlier...Just when I was going to tell him to be on the constant lookout...I saw him earlier...I'm going to certainly find him...I've got a few words for him.

TheDevilsAdvocate
12-13-2012, 11:56 PM
Ano Doom:Yes,Each and everyone,one by one,two at a time,or even three,four,or five ...even ten at a time...All against me alone...all shall be ultimately defeated in decisive fashion...Two minutes tops...If that...Too bad I was interrupted before TDA heard what I had to say earlier...Just when I was going to tell him to be on the constant lookout...I saw him earlier...I'm going to certainly find him...I've got a few words for him.

IC: Words for me?.. How interesting. The stage of Jabe has been my yard for as long as I can remember. If anyone needs to watch themselves it should be the fools who are daring enough to test me.


OOC:

Lol.. It's pretty funny that when I IC it's usually with Ano Doom.

SilverGhost
12-14-2012, 12:07 AM
IC: Words for me?.. How interesting. The stage of Jabe has been my yard for as long as I can remember. If anyone needs to watch themselves it should be the fools who are daring enough to test me.

IC as Shuriken: How about those with no fear and confidence that one can topple you? Here I am. Our battle is long overdue.

HolyJose2391
12-14-2012, 12:13 AM
IC: Oh how cute the overrated ninja and the old man are talking it out. have we forgotten that nothing is stopping me from achieving the goal of winning the world title.

SilverGhost
12-14-2012, 12:16 AM
IC: Oh how cute the overrated ninja and the old man are talking it out. have we forgotten that nothing is stopping me from achieving the goal of winning the world title.

IC as Shuriken: I have because you are unworthy of earning that championship.

HolyJose2391
12-14-2012, 12:19 AM
IC as Shuriken: I have because you are unworthy of earning that championship.

IC: I'm sorry but wasn't it you who tried to use a steel chair to beat me? Yeah talk about unworthiness why don't we

SilverGhost
12-14-2012, 12:23 AM
IC: I'm sorry but wasn't it you who tried to use a steel chair to beat me? Yeah talk about unworthiness why don't we

IC as Shuriken: Let me make something clear to you: as long as I am around and TDA remains champion, you will not get your world championship moment.

HolyJose2391
12-14-2012, 12:31 AM
IC as Shuriken: Let me make something clear to you: as long as I am around and TDA remains champion, you will not get your world championship moment.

HJ: please TDA will croak in a matter of days anyways. You well you're simple how about I break both your knees and maybe your face while I'm at it

SouthernBlood
12-14-2012, 01:00 AM
IC: Words for me?.. How interesting. The stage of Jabe has been my yard for as long as I can remember. If anyone needs to watch themselves it should be the fools who are daring enough to test me.


OOC:

Lol.. It's pretty funny that when I IC it's usually with Ano Doom.


Ano Doom:Well,its funny you should say that....Someone very well known once said "You're standing in my yard"...And that's exactly what you're doing...Those old days are dead and gone...dead and gone...Trust me...YOU know it...AND I know it...You need to watch me constantly because I've already shown I just need a second to strike. And then its over. All of it.

OOC:Lol,your very right....I think that deserves a Cuervo meme actually :p "I dont always IC...But when I do..."

TheDevilsAdvocate
12-14-2012, 02:07 AM
IC as Shuriken: How about those with no fear and confidence that one can topple you? Here I am. Our battle is long overdue.

IC: Ahhh... Shuriken. You are a man of such few words but you have a rather fearsome move-set inside of the ring. You will need all the fancy magic tricks you can manage to bring out if you are looking forward to taking my championship away from me. Even then I highly doubt you will be successful in doing so.


IC: Oh how cute the overrated ninja and the old man are talking it out. have we forgotten that nothing is stopping me from achieving the goal of winning the world title.

IC: Age just shows that I have the experience. Taking me lightly would be the largest and most fatal mistake that anyone in this industry could even dream of making. I watched you soar through the other talent we have had here over the years and you should be proudly patting yourself on the back for having an opportunity like this. Win or lose.. I will shake your hand, Jose. Even you have to admit that we are both mended from the same cloth.


Ano Doom:Well,its funny you should say that....Someone very well known once said "You're standing in my yard"...And that's exactly what you're doing...Those old days are dead and gone...dead and gone...Trust me...YOU know it...AND I know it...You need to watch me constantly because I've already shown I just need a second to strike. And then its over. All of it.

OOC:Lol,your very right....I think that deserves a Cuervo meme actually :p "I dont always IC...But when I do..."

IC: Then call me a Zombie because my days are far from being numbered. When we have that little old square off inside of the ring that you seem to be itching for then we will see if my time is truly up. You have guts, son. That is something that can be very admirable in this day and age. You might just get swept off of your feet by a few surprises as the years go on.

SilverGhost
12-14-2012, 02:13 AM
IC: Ahhh... Shuriken. You are a man of such few words but you have a rather fearsome move-set inside of the ring. You will need all the fancy magic tricks you can manage to bring out if you are looking forward to taking my championship away from me. Even then I highly doubt you will be successful in doing so.

IC as Shuriken: I don't need to use any tricks to beat you. All I need to do is overpower you. And I will show the world that even the most feared gigantic veteran can be brought down to his knees.

TheDevilsAdvocate
12-14-2012, 02:23 AM
IC as Shuriken: I don't need to use any tricks to beat you. All I need to do is overpower you. And I will show the world that even the most feared gigantic veteran can be brought down to his knees.

IC: I hope that day comes! I am not as mindless as I once was.. I understand things so much more clearly than I ever have before. I am more quicker, stronger, and aware of my in-ring surroundings. If you can bring me down then I would willingly applaud you. But for now that just seems like wishful thinking.

SilverGhost
12-14-2012, 02:27 AM
IC: I hope that day comes! I am not as mindless as I once was.. I understand things so much more clearly than I ever have before. I am more quicker, stronger, and aware of my in-ring surroundings. If you can bring me down then I would willingly applaud you. But for now that just seems like wishful thinking.

IC as Shuriken: If you say that you are quicker and stronger than our match is a must. You may be a legend here but I test legends. I'll see if you really deserve that moniker.

SouthernBlood
12-14-2012, 02:39 AM
IC: Then call me a Zombie because my days are far from being numbered. When we have that little old square off inside of the ring that you seem to be itching for then we will see if my time is truly up. You have guts, son. That is something that can be very admirable in this day and age. You might just get swept off of your feet by a few surprises as the years go on.

Ano Doom:I'll call you the former champion when we get in that ring,my ring,I might add. The whole building is mine and every area around it,for as I said before...None shall deter the course of The Demon Cyborg. I've told you before I'm going to climb to the top of everything I ever do,and that time is slowly but surely approaching. What you call guts I call the deep burning,never ending,insatiable hunger for competition and the damn near lust to break everyone before me. I hope you still find me admirable when I end what took you so long to achieve...You've said before its your "Life Partner"...Well put it this way...I'll strike when I crash through the window in the dead of night and you'll never realize you are "Single" to put it that way...until you see your "partner" with me...So,I almost wanna say please...Finish your next defense at Ressurection already so I can TAKE my shot at you. And no,My vertical base is immovable.

TheDevilsAdvocate
12-14-2012, 02:52 AM
IC as Shuriken: If you say that you are quicker and stronger than our match is a must. You may be a legend here but I test legends. I'll see if you really deserve that moniker.

IC: I'll pass that test with flying colors.. Just wait and see buddy. At Resurrection your eyes will be opened wide when you feel the after effect of stepping into the ring with somebody who will give it his all. This will be the test that both of us will have to take!

OOC:
LOL!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gT7LJUvnfDs



Ano Doom:I'll call you the former champion when we get in that ring,my ring,I might add. The whole building is mine and every area around it,for as I said before...None shall deter the course of The Demon Cyborg. I've told you before I'm going to climb to the top of everything I ever do,and that time is slowly but surely approaching. What you call guts I call the deep burning,never ending,insatiable hunger for competition and the damn near lust to break everyone before me. I hope you still find me admirable when I end what took you so long to achieve...You've said before its your "Life Partner"...Well put it this way...I'll strike when I crash through the window in the dead of night and you'll never realize you are "Single" to put it that way...until you see your "partner" with me...So,I almost wanna say please...Finish your next defense at Ressurection already so I can TAKE my shot at you. And no,My vertical base is immovable.

IC: My "life partner" only needs one person in her life and that is ME. When the time comes that you get a shot at this championship I will gladly make that chip on your shoulder crumble. You see I have no problem taking you on.. I fear nobody and I have no worries in the world. I hope you will be backstage when Resurrection comes around because you will see a very FINE example of what I can do when my buttons are pushed.

SilverGhost
12-14-2012, 02:56 AM
IC: I'll pass that test with flying colors.. Just wait and see buddy. At Resurrection your eyes will be opened wide when you feel the after effect of stepping into the ring with somebody who will give it his all. This will be the test that both of us will have to take!

OOC:
LOL!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gT7LJUvnfDs

IC as Shuriken: This is nothing to me. You may be the champion but I am the mountain that you must climb. If you beat me, I will acknowledge you as champion.

OOC: And of course :rolleyes: xD

SouthernBlood
12-14-2012, 03:00 AM
IC: My "life partner" only needs one person in her life and that is ME. When the time comes that you get a shot at this championship I will gladly make that chip on your shoulder crumble. You see I have no problem taking you on.. I fear nobody and I have no worries in the world. I hope you will be backstage when Resurrection comes around because you will see a very FINE example of what I can do when my buttons are pushed.

Ano Doom:Funny you should say that...I've heard your "Life Partner"...She has a thing for Demon Cyborgs...Can't stay away from or resist them for that matter. Oh the time's coming quicker than you could ever realize,and it when it does...There will be no chips crumbling,only a flash knockout and you on my shoulders when I get that ONE true Cold Blooded Murder I want more than all the rest that have come before...The one that takes a world champion's title. Well thats wonderful because I have NO inhibitions about fighting you either...Can't wait actually. Oh I'll be there...Maybe closer than you think after I run over Shaz earlier in the night. I'll be waiting to see that too.

TheDevilsAdvocate
12-14-2012, 03:00 AM
IC as Shuriken: This is nothing to me. You may be the champion but I am the mountain that you must climb. If you beat me, I will acknowledge you as champion.

OOC: And of course :rolleyes: xD

IC: Why bother climbing when I could just knock you out?

SilverGhost
12-14-2012, 03:02 AM
IC: Why bother climbing when I could just knock you out?

IC as Shuriken: I don't think you can knock me out. Let alone match my speed.

TheDevilsAdvocate
12-14-2012, 03:04 AM
Ano Doom:Funny you should say that...I've heard your "Life Partner"...She has a thing for Demon Cyborgs...Can't stay away from or resist them for that matter. Oh the time's coming quicker than you could ever realize,and it when it does...There will be no chips crumbling,only a flash knockout and you on my shoulders when I get that ONE true Cold Blooded Murder I want more than all the rest that have come before...The one that takes a world champion's title. Well thats wonderful because I have NO inhibitions about fighting you either...Can't wait actually. Oh I'll be there...Maybe closer than you think after I run over Shaz earlier in the night. I'll be waiting to see that too.

IC: Such words falling from the mouth of a destructive beast that obviously knows no other way of life! I am hoping that Shaz or WHOEVER your opponent may end up being gets the best of you and gets the 1...2....3. That high mountain you sit upon will be destroyed sooner or later. Just do not blink or you might just miss it.

TheDevilsAdvocate
12-14-2012, 03:05 AM
IC as Shuriken: I don't think you can knock me out. Let alone match my speed.

IC: We will see, Ninja boy. That speed you have could very well turn around and bite you in the ass!

SouthernBlood
12-14-2012, 03:09 AM
IC: Such words falling from the mouth of a destructive beast that obviously knows no other way of life! I am hoping that Shaz or WHOEVER your opponent may end up being gets the best of you and gets the 1...2....3. That high mountain you sit upon will be destroyed sooner or later. Just do not blink or you might just miss it.

Ano Doom:I'll give you that,Destroying is all I know and have ever known...And that will not change now,nor ever...;Let alone when I meet you...and certainly not Shaz...He might just have his neck broken If I feel like it...That's right...Simply because I "Feel" like it. No one will get the one,two,three on me...Not now or tomorrow or any other time. The mountain I sit on shall become my home then,for that matter...You may liken me to an old mountain man,A modern day "Jeremiah Johnson",if you will...You should know better than anyone these eyes do not blink...Ever...My intensity is to busy burning within them to allow that to happen.

TheDevilsAdvocate
12-14-2012, 03:13 AM
Well all of this was very interesting. I need to go get some sleep before I go insane and cranky.

SilverGhost
12-14-2012, 03:16 AM
IC: We will see, Ninja boy. That speed you have could very well turn around and bite you in the ass!

IC as Shuriken: It looks like you need oxygen for that decaying brain of yours. For you to use that many brain cells must tire you out I believe. You will know soon enough that I am synonymous with "quick and painless".

SouthernBlood
12-14-2012, 03:24 AM
Well all of this was very interesting. I need to go get some sleep before I go insane and cranky.

I'm thinkin same here,was swell,Im sure we'll do this again,as always lol

No_1eddiefan
12-14-2012, 08:17 AM
Great to see some ICing in the thread!

Particularly from the 3 guys in the main event of Resurrection.

TheDevilsAdvocate
12-14-2012, 08:43 AM
IC as Shuriken: It looks like you need oxygen for that decaying brain of yours. For you to use that many brain cells must tire you out I believe. You will know soon enough that I am synonymous with "quick and painless".

IC:And I am far from being your typical opponent. So you should keep an open mind. ~Taps head with index finger~

SouthernBlood
12-14-2012, 11:42 AM
Great to see some ICing in the thread!

Particularly from the 3 guys in the main event of Resurrection.

Thanks for the mention brother :p

Glamour Girl
12-14-2012, 11:54 AM
Athena is seen at the gym lifting weights, doing one handed push-ups, sit-ups and then jumping rope. She is stopped by an unknown interviewer on her way out.

Interviewer: Athena, can I have a minute of your time?

Athena stares at the camera.

Athena: Man you people are everywhere. Don't you have anything better to do then follow wrestlers around while they work out?

Interviewer: Well actually Athena I was wondering if you'd share your thoughts on your debut match last week. As you may or may not know you're the first woman to face a male opponent in JBW and win the match.

Athena: Well my thoughts are that I did what i said I'd do, I made an impact. This isn't about gender, this is about dominance and that just happens to be something I do well. I wasn't about to let them put labels on me and judge me based on gender alone. Hell no! But if you think I made an impact now you ain't seen nothing yet.

Athena chuckles and walks off.

3735

Destruction
12-14-2012, 11:54 AM
Vulgar/Smyth did a sick job, that promo was great! #BigUp

Cheers dude


I always thought it was pronounced "S-my-th...Like the sound in Rhyme...Not "With" ...But judging how he rhymed to the "Ith" sound,I'm not so sure.:confused:


It's pronounced 'Smith'. It's an Irish name. If there is an 'e' on the end of it, then it's pronounced 'Sm-eye-the'.

Glad to see some love for the Smyth/Vulgar promo. I have to admit that Des carried that one - I was pressed for time, but he done an awesome job!

First off, SB, I multi-quoted you to correct you, but Benny already did that, and I'm too lazy to remove it

But Benny, thanks for the kind words, but your bits were still great.


No what your saying makes sense. It's like Shaz was Punk, breaking kayfabe, and Doom is more like Taker and Kane, always in character, always serious.

Dammit Bear! It's YOU'RE! Sorry to be a grammar nazi, but that's my OCD.

SouthernBlood
12-14-2012, 12:00 PM
^Then you shouldn't have multi-quoted me without reading ahead then in the first place :p

And too lazy....? This is today's youth right here,folks ;)

Rehmix
12-14-2012, 12:23 PM
Just as an FYI, Rehmix is going out of the country and may be without internet for a week, don't really know what to do about promos but once I find out the internet situation I will let you know. If you don't hear from me in a week then you will know why.

Torphy
12-14-2012, 12:27 PM
Vulgar is the new Eminem, you heard it here first folks!

Awesome segment with him and Smyth :D

SilverGhost
12-14-2012, 12:33 PM
IC:And I am far from being your typical opponent. So you should keep an open mind. ~Taps head with index finger~

IC as Shuriken: *nods in frustration* Ok "legend". Whatever you say. Just don't complain when I send you where the rest of the old people live. Keep pushing it and I will personally deliver you there.

thejman93
12-14-2012, 01:33 PM
KZ 2 Act 3....:rolleyes:

Fucking internet.

Torphy
12-14-2012, 01:41 PM
KZ 2 Act 3....:rolleyes:

Fucking internet.

Do it! Do it now!

Get to tha' Killzone! :D

BennyTheBall
12-14-2012, 05:53 PM
I'll read the whole show over the weekend. I'm looking forward to it.

thejman93
12-14-2012, 05:54 PM
I'll read the whole show over the weekend. I'm looking forward to it.

It's a dandy.

BennyTheBall
12-14-2012, 05:55 PM
It's a dandy.

I preferred the Beano.

thejman93
12-14-2012, 06:11 PM
I preferred the Beano.

Ha! Well played.

thejman93
12-14-2012, 06:52 PM
Main event is on its way.

wrestlingfan66513
12-14-2012, 07:19 PM
Hawk: Hey Punk, what happened to you winning tonight? Last I checked I came out with the win while you just proved that why you are such a bad co-star.

thejman93
12-14-2012, 07:41 PM
WoooooooooHoooooooooooooo! It's up!

Torphy
12-14-2012, 07:49 PM
Lansdale: I shall preempt the forthcoming excuses and accusations that will undoubtedly spew from Rage Rages' craw.. Mr Arthur Lansdale will not be held responsible for the unruly behaviour of his tag team partner.. In fact.. Robert should consider himself lucky that Jose put him out of his misery swiftly.. I was looking forward to watching him writhe in pain as I tore his limbs from their respective sockets..

Needless to say the superior pairing won, and i'm certain Jose will move on to capture the title from the aging and withering geriatric that currently holds it.

SilverGhost
12-14-2012, 08:07 PM
Lansdale: I shall preempt the forthcoming excuses and accusations that will undoubtedly spew from Rage Rages' craw.. Mr Arthur Lansdale will not be held responsible for the unruly behaviour of his tag team partner.. In fact.. Robert should consider himself lucky that Jose put him out of his misery swiftly.. I was looking forward to watching him writhe in pain as I tore his limbs from their respective sockets..

Needless to say the superior pairing won, and i'm certain Jose will move on to capture the title from the aging and withering geriatric that currently holds it.

IC as Shuriken: That's IF he takes me out in the process. You and I have a score to settle but you are irrelevant at the moment so you can just continue making a lot of noise but none of us will pay attention to you.

Jose, I saw what you did. If you wanna play in that route.....I have no problems going there too.
http://cretalive.s3.amazonaws.com/images/made/images/old-images/images/Greece/2012/Shuriken-asteraki-ninja_468_312_s.jpg

SouthernBlood
12-14-2012, 08:32 PM
Ano Doom:Moments of time,Only moments of time.

Robareid
12-15-2012, 04:43 AM
Lansdale: I shall preempt the forthcoming excuses and accusations that will undoubtedly spew from Rage Rages' craw.. Mr Arthur Lansdale will not be held responsible for the unruly behaviour of his tag team partner.. In fact.. Robert should consider himself lucky that Jose put him out of his misery swiftly.. I was looking forward to watching him writhe in pain as I tore his limbs from their respective sockets..

Needless to say the superior pairing won, and i'm certain Jose will move on to capture the title from the aging and withering geriatric that currently holds it.

Rage: Oh we'll just see about that. We'll see about that come Ressurection. Lansdale, you escaped tonight. You escaped when JMan moved our match to the PPV, but mark my words, you won't escape then. I'm going to take that smug look off your face when I defend this title, and then they'll be no doubt who really is the Best of British

Torphy
12-15-2012, 05:59 AM
Rage: Oh we'll just see about that. We'll see about that come Ressurection. Lansdale, you escaped tonight. You escaped when JMan moved our match to the PPV, but mark my words, you won't escape then. I'm going to take that smug look off your face when I defend this title, and then they'll be no doubt who really is the Best of British

Lansdale: Were it that easy, Robert.. were it that easy..

Robareid
12-15-2012, 08:41 AM
Lansdale: Were it that easy, Robert.. were it that easy..

Rage: Luckily for me though, for me it really is that easy. It's a gift, what can I say

SouthernBlood
12-15-2012, 09:38 AM
Ano Doom:Oh and btw...J-Man...There's something I wanna tell you ,"Boss",about what you said to me on KillZone when I was with Shaz...If you ever try to "Kick my teeth down my throat.", I will knock you out so fast. Just remember that. You were talking to a fighting machine.

Torphy
12-15-2012, 09:39 AM
Rage: Luckily for me though, for me it really is that easy. It's a gift, what can I say

Lansdale: And people call ME arrogant? When the medical staff are finished piecing your shattered body back together after Resurrection, please feel free to inform me of just how 'easy' it is to pick up the shreds of a once promising career, I think i'd enjoy the amusement.

No_1eddiefan
12-15-2012, 12:52 PM
Assignments should go out tonight for the next show guys. :)

thejman93
12-15-2012, 01:08 PM
Ano Doom:Oh and btw...J-Man...There's something I wanna tell you ,"Boss",about what you said to me on KillZone when I was with Shaz...If you ever try to "Kick my teeth down my throat.", I will knock you out so fast. Just remember that. You were talking to a fighting machine.

Jman: Take it easy, cyborgzombiedude. Worry about Shaz.

thejman93
12-15-2012, 01:45 PM
Called dibs on two matches, creative.

BennyTheBall
12-15-2012, 02:57 PM
Right, I'm up-to-date!

Awesome show, guys. Loved the Arthur Lansdale and the Black Blooded promos.

Mr. Smyth: Let's hope that troglodyte makes the right decision for his own sake.

No_1eddiefan
12-15-2012, 03:35 PM
Called dibs on two matches, creative.

Got my matches. Check the WT when you can.

Also guys, assignments will go out in the next hour!

No_1eddiefan
12-15-2012, 04:41 PM
Most assignments have gone out now guys!

If you haven't got an assignment, you can still do a promo, just PM me and I'll give you some details to follow.

bearkg88
12-15-2012, 05:57 PM
So here is some feedback for this recent show.

Fav promo: toss up between smyth/vulgar and alexander/juarez
Fav match: hawk vs alexander
Any other positives: i liked most of the matches and most of the promos :)
Any other constructive criticism: two things, one which can be helped and the other not so much. When it comes to entrances and matches, id like to see either the actual music vid for the entrance or the superstars name hyperlinked. With the matches, id rather the video be inputted instead of just a link. Thats the first thing that can be helped. The second thing, which cant be helped at times, is how the show goes up. Idk if im the only one but it bugs me when a show starts to be posted and then takes 3 to 4 days to go up, i understand a day. I just know there are times when it takes a few days for a show to go up, i sometimes forget to go reread to see if there is new stuff up for it. Ok, thats my feedback. *waits for the barbed wire rope to be swung by creative*

thejman93
12-15-2012, 06:41 PM
So here is some feedback for this recent show.

Fav promo: toss up between smyth/vulgar and alexander/juarez
Fav match: hawk vs alexander
Any other positives: i liked most of the matches and most of the promos :)
Any other constructive criticism: two things, one which can be helped and the other not so much. When it comes to entrances and matches, id like to see either the actual music vid for the entrance or the superstars name hyperlinked. With the matches, id rather the video be inputted instead of just a link. Thats the first thing that can be helped. The second thing, which cant be helped at times, is how the show goes up. Idk if im the only one but it bugs me when a show starts to be posted and then takes 3 to 4 days to go up, i understand a day. I just know there are times when it takes a few days for a show to go up, i sometimes forget to go reread to see if there is new stuff up for it. Ok, thats my feedback. *waits for the barbed wire rope to be swung by creative*

Both of those issues fall on me, bud. I did a piss poor job of budgeting my time this week and that led to a disorganized looking show.

BennyTheBall
12-15-2012, 06:45 PM
Both of those issues fall on me, bud. I did a piss poor job of budgeting my time this week and that led to a disorganized looking show.

Mr. Smyth: Well if that is the case, we need to discuss your performance.

This is not the standard required for a JBW product and I expect a lot more from you in your role. I want you to improve dramatically. I know you can do it, so there shouldn't be an issue. I want you to make it happen, treat every pound as your own and make sure that this will always be a great place to work. I think these targets are achievable by the next show.

I'll put a note in your file. It's not a disciplinary thing - it's just a note to say we've had this conversation, and that we have set you some targets for your own personal development plan.

Don't forget - YOU need to make it happen, everyday.

thejman93
12-15-2012, 06:49 PM
Mr. Smyth: Well if that is the case, we need to discuss your performance.

This is not the standard required for a JBW product and I expect a lot more from you in your role. I want you to improve dramatically. I know you can do it, so there shouldn't be an issue. I want you to make it happen, treat every pound as your own and make sure that this will always be a great place to work. I think these targets are achievable by the next show.

I'll put a note in your file. It's not a disciplinary thing - it's just a note to say we've had this conversation, and that we have set you some targets for your own personal development plan.

Don't forget - YOU need to make it happen, everyday.

Jman: Who are you again?

BennyTheBall
12-15-2012, 06:52 PM
Jman: Who are you again?

That there is a pet peeve of mine. I really hate that line. lol

bearkg88
12-15-2012, 07:19 PM
Both of those issues fall on me, bud. I did a piss poor job of budgeting my time this week and that led to a disorganized looking show.

I understand bro,. I wasnt trying to knock ya. I just noticed not many people gave feedback and i had planned to, so i did :)

Robstar
12-15-2012, 08:56 PM
FACK the efed!

B-MCINTYRE
12-15-2012, 10:17 PM
FACK the efed!

What a troll..,.

Glamour Girl
12-16-2012, 03:08 PM
What a troll..,.

He does it in every e-fed lol. I always say if you don't like something or someone don't give it the time of day. Maybe he likes it a lot more than it seems.

HolyJose2391
12-16-2012, 03:43 PM
DunkJose: ahwbYFbewyuafbawehbairg Teiqola!~


OOC: How did everyone love drunkjose debuting?! :D

tnawhat
12-16-2012, 04:15 PM
FACK the efed!
i think it sucks that a mod can be a dickhead in the threads and not be banned for it but if a normal member is a dickhead he is banned
#Doublestandards

SilverGhost
12-16-2012, 04:48 PM
DunkJose: ahwbYFbewyuafbawehbairg Teiqola!~


OOC: How did everyone love drunkjose debuting?! :D

DrunkJose for WHC. Now.

thejman93
12-16-2012, 06:38 PM
FACK the efed!

Love you, Rob.

Robstar
12-16-2012, 07:34 PM
i think it sucks that a mod can be a dickhead in the threads and not be banned for it but if a normal member is a dickhead he is banned
#Doublestandards

Clearly you're failing to see the humour in my post Sir Butthurtedness. But thanks for calling me a dickhead.

#provingmypoint

thejman93
12-16-2012, 07:48 PM
Clearly you're failing to see the humour in my post Sir Butthurtedness. But thanks for calling me a dickhead.

#provingmypoint

Yeah, guys, Robbie one-upped you there.

Rehmix
12-17-2012, 01:08 AM
Letting creative know that I have internet where I am and that if you need a promo from me, that I am available to do one.

VanHooliganX
12-17-2012, 02:52 AM
Eddie please clear your PM box.

I can't send you my promo otherwise.

wrestlingfan66513
12-17-2012, 02:55 AM
DunkJose: ahwbYFbewyuafbawehbairg Teiqola!~


OOC: How did everyone love drunkjose debuting?! :D

Inside the tights called it!

Asherdelampyr
12-17-2012, 02:59 AM
Eddie please clear your PM box.

I can't send you my promo otherwise.

I must have gotten the last one in, just sent him my promo, lol

No_1eddiefan
12-17-2012, 11:15 AM
Eddie please clear your PM box.

I can't send you my promo otherwise.

Done bro :)

scribbler_jones
12-17-2012, 06:03 PM
*A video package comes up over the Jabetron and all other screens in JBW...

http://www.ewrestlingnews.com/community/attachment.php?attachmentid=3746&d=1355732085

A cage fight is in progress. It is the third and final round. The floor of the cage is spattered with blood. On one side of the cage, a rugged man with a shaved head and a thick beard stands while being tended to by his trainers. There is a cut over his left eye - even with the cutman doing his best, it is still a problematic wound. His lip is split badly. The side of his head is bruised, as is his side just under his arms.

On the other side of the cage... Sagittarius Blue. His left eye is swollen, and he has his share of battle wounds. As his corner people try to advise him, he simply spits the blood out, smiles, and leers at his opponent.

The ref calls for the bout to start. The man with the shaved head readies his guard and stalks Sagittarius. Sagittarius simply smiles... and drops his guard. The crowd goes ballistic and the people in his corner are screaming at him to take this seriously. The man with the shaved head immediately seizes the opportunity and comes in with a right cross. Sagittarius seems to move at the speed of sound - catching the punch and simultaneously delivering a high roundhouse kick to the man's temple. The man crumples to the floor like a sack of laundry. He barely hits the ground before Sagittarius is on him like an angry wolf, tearing into him with the same elbow strikes that gave the man the cut from before; this time, laying in even faster and harder - the cut is reopened and is gushing. The man begins to fight back and attempts to escape from the full mount - he manages to turn over... but Sagittarius is not under him - instead, he slips out to the side as the man turns over...

And latches onto the man's arm.

The fans are electrified as Sagittarius mounts the man's back, seals in the keylock and applies hellacious torque. The man screams at the top of his lungs and fights for all he's worth... Sagittarius cranks up the pressure... "Bow of Sagittarius" is being cheered across the arena...

And the ref drags Sagittarius off the other man. Tapout! Sagittarius does a victory lap around the cage before doing a b-boy flare in the middle of the cage and soaking in the moment as his hand is raised in victory.

*The video changes over, and we see Sagittarius Blue standing in the ring leaning forward over the top rope as he looks at the camera.*

Sagittarius Blue: The fight you just saw happened two years ago, out in Las Vegas. Hell of a fight. The other guy was Theo Rickman. Boxer with fists like cement blocks. Had me a couple of times, but his biggest drawback... he was a boxer, and I'm great with kicks and submissions. But that's neither here nor there. The point of what you just saw is this: Sagittarius Blue is real. I'm not a little yuppie who's done a few taekwondo classes and now I'm a hardcore fighter. I've been doing this for years. I've traveled the world learning the sweet science of the fight. Savate in France. Karate in Japan. Muay Thai in Thailand. Trotted the states to learn it too. Good school in Ohio that teaches hellacious ground and pound. Spot in Missouri that specializes in wrestling takedowns. I've made it a point to learn how to physically break a man down. And I'm bringing those skills here, to the place where the badasses come to throw down, Justifiably Badass Wrestling. I'm making a name for myself in TWE, I'm making a name for myself in IWA, and believe me I will be making a name for myself here in JBW. So stay tuned for the next assbeating to come to you.

The stars are aligning... and the future? Looks badass to me.

*Video ends.*

bearkg88
12-17-2012, 06:07 PM
Sorry it took so long, but got my promo off ot the next person. I'm sure he will get his off tonight and sent to the final person. Again sorry for the delay.

thejman93
12-17-2012, 06:20 PM
Couple things in WT, creative.

SilverGhost
12-17-2012, 06:24 PM
It has brought to my attention that someone can't handle or understand the use of sarcasm.

What Robstar did was just for FUN! No ill-will there. Move on.

thejman93
12-17-2012, 06:27 PM
It has brought to my attention that someone can't handle or understand the use of sarcasm.

What Robstar did was just for FUN! No ill-will there. Move on.

Agreed....

SilverGhost
12-17-2012, 06:29 PM
I've had one complaint on this. We should all know when sarcasm is being used.

Shaz11
12-17-2012, 06:29 PM
It has brought to my attention that someone can't handle or understand the use of sarcasm.

What Robstar did was just for FUN! No ill-will there. Move on.

This.

Shaz: However, if it happens again. I'll be there to sort him out. :mad:

TheDevilsAdvocate
12-17-2012, 06:33 PM
*A video package comes up over the Jabetron and all other screens in JBW...

http://www.ewrestlingnews.com/community/attachment.php?attachmentid=3746&d=1355732085

A cage fight is in progress. It is the third and final round. The floor of the cage is spattered with blood. On one side of the cage, a rugged man with a shaved head and a thick beard stands while being tended to by his trainers. There is a cut over his left eye - even with the cutman doing his best, it is still a problematic wound. His lip is split badly. The side of his head is bruised, as is his side just under his arms.

On the other side of the cage... Sagittarius Blue. His left eye is swollen, and he has his share of battle wounds. As his corner people try to advise him, he simply spits the blood out, smiles, and leers at his opponent.

The ref calls for the bout to start. The man with the shaved head readies his guard and stalks Sagittarius. Sagittarius simply smiles... and drops his guard. The crowd goes ballistic and the people in his corner are screaming at him to take this seriously. The man with the shaved head immediately seizes the opportunity and comes in with a right cross. Sagittarius seems to move at the speed of sound - catching the punch and simultaneously delivering a high roundhouse kick to the man's temple. The man crumples to the floor like a sack of laundry. He barely hits the ground before Sagittarius is on him like an angry wolf, tearing into him with the same elbow strikes that gave the man the cut from before; this time, laying in even faster and harder - the cut is reopened and is gushing. The man begins to fight back and attempts to escape from the full mount - he manages to turn over... but Sagittarius is not under him - instead, he slips out to the side as the man turns over...

And latches onto the man's arm.

The fans are electrified as Sagittarius mounts the man's back, seals in the keylock and applies hellacious torque. The man screams at the top of his lungs and fights for all he's worth... Sagittarius cranks up the pressure... "Bow of Sagittarius" is being cheered across the arena...

And the ref drags Sagittarius off the other man. Tapout! Sagittarius does a victory lap around the cage before doing a b-boy flare in the middle of the cage and soaking in the moment as his hand is raised in victory.

*The video changes over, and we see Sagittarius Blue standing in the ring leaning forward over the top rope as he looks at the camera.*

Sagittarius Blue: The fight you just saw happened two years ago, out in Las Vegas. Hell of a fight. The other guy was Theo Rickman. Boxer with fists like cement blocks. Had me a couple of times, but his biggest drawback... he was a boxer, and I'm great with kicks and submissions. But that's neither here nor there. The point of what you just saw is this: Sagittarius Blue is real. I'm not a little yuppie who's done a few taekwondo classes and now I'm a hardcore fighter. I've been doing this for years. I've traveled the world learning the sweet science of the fight. Savate in France. Karate in Japan. Muay Thai in Thailand. Trotted the states to learn it too. Good school in Ohio that teaches hellacious ground and pound. Spot in Missouri that specializes in wrestling takedowns. I've made it a point to learn how to physically break a man down. And I'm bringing those skills here, to the place where the badasses come to throw down, Justifiably Badass Wrestling. I'm making a name for myself in TWE, I'm making a name for myself in IWA, and believe me I will be making a name for myself here in JBW. So stay tuned for the next assbeating to come to you.

The stars are aligning... and the future? Looks badass to me.

*Video ends.*

Nice job man! I really enjoyed this. I miss when members did this. I hope you win everything!

bearkg88
12-17-2012, 06:36 PM
It has brought to my attention that someone can't handle or understand the use of sarcasm.

What Robstar did was just for FUN! No ill-will there. Move on.

But...but..but...I want to pick on Robstar. :/

thejman93
12-17-2012, 06:36 PM
Nice job man! I really enjoyed this. I miss when members did this. I hope you win everything!


I've had one complaint on this. We should all know when sarcasm is being used.

Jman: I'm glad you two are here because, next week on KillZone, it'll be Shuriken versus TDA in the main event. First time ever an' all that.

SilverGhost
12-17-2012, 06:38 PM
Jman: I'm glad you two are here because, next week on KillZone, it'll be Shuriken versus TDA in the main event. First time ever an' all that.

Shuriken: No problem. TDA, you're facing defeat. Tick-tock.

SilverGhost
12-17-2012, 06:39 PM
But...but..but...I want to pick on Robstar. :/

Lol not stopping you there. He is like the Australian version of Poot, except he is a weird Australian lol

Asherdelampyr
12-17-2012, 06:40 PM
It has brought to my attention that someone can't handle or understand the use of sarcasm.

What Robstar did was just for FUN! No ill-will there. Move on.

wait, someone seriously bitched about that?

bearkg88
12-17-2012, 06:41 PM
Lol not stopping you there. He is like the Australian version of Poot, except he is a weird Australian lol

YES!....now...to think of how to make fun of Robstar. Mwa hahaha :D

thejman93
12-17-2012, 06:43 PM
wait, someone seriously bitched about that?

Multiple people. Stunning, ain't it?

SilverGhost
12-17-2012, 06:44 PM
wait, someone seriously bitched about that?

http://cdn.memegenerator.net/instances/400x/27872534.jpg

bearkg88
12-17-2012, 06:47 PM
Multiple people. Stunning, ain't it?
Wait there was more than 1!? i only saw the one

Asherdelampyr
12-17-2012, 06:48 PM
http://cdn.memegenerator.net/instances/400x/27872534.jpg
I don't know whether to be more confused or annoyed. Seriously if you can't get something that blatant, get off the internet

scribbler_jones
12-17-2012, 06:48 PM
Nice job man! I really enjoyed this. I miss when members did this. I hope you win everything!

Wow thanks bro! Honestly, I don't mind much about winning - I just want to have fun and help everyone else enjoy this as much as I do!

thejman93
12-17-2012, 06:48 PM
Wait there was more than 1!? i only saw the one

Multiple guys in multiple feds.

SilverGhost
12-17-2012, 06:50 PM
Wow thanks bro! Honestly, I don't mind much about winning - I just want to have fun and help everyone else enjoy this as much as I do!

That is what we are here for man! lol

bearkg88
12-17-2012, 06:51 PM
That is what we are here for man! lol

Screw you SG. I'm not here for fun....I'm here to job. Job more than Zack Ryder ;)

SilverGhost
12-17-2012, 06:58 PM
Screw you SG. I'm not here for fun....I'm here to job. Job more than Zack Ryder ;)

Job to my character then.

You'll be the world's famous jobber! You'll stand tall with Ryder and Slater!

Asherdelampyr
12-17-2012, 07:10 PM
Just gonna sort of drop this over here, and be on my way

http://www.ewrestlingnews.com/community/showthread.php?28898-E-fed-Superstar-Threads

If you want to click on it or whatever, that's cool

thejman93
12-17-2012, 07:13 PM
Job to my character then.

You'll be the world's famous jobber! You'll stand tall with Ryder and Slater!

Shuriken-Divine would be way fun to book.

HolyJose2391
12-17-2012, 07:15 PM
Guys after my last final tomorrow night...I have a bottle of Rum that is asking to be opened.....DrunkJose will return to the forums for ONE MORE NIGHT!!!


seriously fuck finals I need a drink

thejman93
12-17-2012, 07:17 PM
Guys after my last final tomorrow night...I have a bottle of Rum that is asking to be opened.....DrunkJose will return to the forums for ONE MORE NIGHT!!!


seriously fuck finals I need a drink

I have one tomorrow myself. Sucks.

SilverGhost
12-17-2012, 07:19 PM
I'm done with mine and waiting for the grades lol

HolyJose2391
12-17-2012, 07:20 PM
I would have been done last week but due to the Hurricane it got pushed back *sigh*

thejman93
12-17-2012, 07:24 PM
I would have been done last week but due to the Hurricane it got pushed back *sigh*

Same here.

As Adam Sandler would say, "Sandy, Screw Ya!"


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uOSbjyjS3Bg

Asherdelampyr
12-17-2012, 07:32 PM
Guys after my last final tomorrow night...I have a bottle of Rum that is asking to be opened.....DrunkJose will return to the forums for ONE MORE NIGHT!!!


seriously fuck finals I need a drink

I can totally understand that.

scribbler_jones
12-17-2012, 07:37 PM
Shortly after the first, another video package airs on the Jabetron and all other monitor screens...

http://www.ewrestlingnews.com/community/attachment.php?attachmentid=3627&d=1354168293

As the static fades out, a YouTube video plays. A shrilly-voiced black girl is approaching another black girl - a thick, big chocolate girl with a pink Baby Phat T-Shirt, pink-and-white Air Forces and dark denim jeans and denim jacket. The shrilly girl is screaming "You don't know who I am, bitch - I RUN THIS STREET! You ain't shit, bitch!" Her friends, a group of about six girls, started grouping up behind her. A crowd of spectators gather around, as the girl in pink stands her ground... her expression is darker than a storm front.

"Do you not hear me, bitch? I said GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY HOOD!" Shrilly girl is now in her face (having to look up, mind you), yelling like there is no tomorrow.

It's the last time she yells.

She never sees the right hook coming. The shrilly girl is lying facedown in a puddle unconscious in the span of a heartbeat. The crowd steps back and a collective "OOOOOOOHHH!" The shrilly girl's friends hesitate as they see their leader blowing bubbles in the mud, then finally gather the nerve to retaliate. Too late: the girl in pink literally seems to dive into the fray, swinging for the fences and laying bitches low at an alarming rate. She doesn't scream... she roars like a freight train. The last girl - a sort of big girl, but not as big as the girl in pink - swings on her. The crowd jumps again as she connects... with a brick in her hand. The girl in pink slowly looks back, blood trickling from her eyebrow. An unnatural glow burns in her eyes. Silence.

Then she charges like a possessed leopard... and spear tackles the girl, lifting her into the air before putting her down a good six feet away. She takes the brick girl to the pavement hard and immediately begins throwing bombs at her face. The crowd is going insane. Two men try to intervene and separate the girls. Both get hit in the face and drop like flies, and the girl in pink goes right back to what she was doing.

*Static... then the scene changes over to the girl in pink as she stands in her locker room...

Pisces Pink.*

http://www.ewrestlingnews.com/community/attachment.php?attachmentid=3130&d=1346996550

Pisces Pink (peering at the camera up-close, fidgeting with it): Is this thing on? I hope I did it the way Sagittarius told me...

Okay. For those of you who don't know or need a reminder, my name is Pisces Pink. You mighta seen me over in TWE and IWA with Sagittarius Blue, but I know a lot of you "divas" don't understand what kinda trouble you're in. That video? Couple years ago, I was out in College Park trying to go to the store and get some Skittles at night. Lil' loud ass bitch wanted to try me up, been wantin to try me but didn't have the guts to until she got her friends together. Bitch should've known off top: if you have to look up at me, you should not be in my face. It ain't good math.

But the real thing is, she did not know who I am. I am Babygirl Bigg. When I was growing up, they called me that. I may be a big bitch, but that just means I eat lil' bitches for breakfast. I learned how to deal with drama on the streets. Not with talking and bullshit and all... but by beating the ignorance and bullshit out of them bitches. I don't fight like a girl. I learned how to fight like men. I learned how to fight men. And I learned that most dames talk ridiculous cash shit until you punch them in their shit. That's how you tell a real woman from a whore: hit a woman, she hits back... hit a whore, she lays down and rolls over. Those girls in that movie? They were whores. Talked like women. Folded like whores. Not "ho's"... WHORES.

I got tired of beating the brakes off of whores... so I wanted to come here. I'm here to show everyone that just because I'm not small and Barbie-doll pretty like you "divas", I'm still one hell of a woman. And I will show you that. Sagittarius Blue - MY Sagittarius Blue - is fighting to show the world that he's the toughest little man in the world, I'm going to show you that I'm the Princess of Power - that thick and threatening is the new sexy. I know that some of the ladies of JBW will not take me seriously... and honestly, I'm counting on it. Let Pisces make you bitches famous. I'm about to show you how real it gets... so step right up...

*Blows a kiss to the camera*

... And kiss your ass goodbye.

*Video ends.*

SilverGhost
12-17-2012, 07:45 PM
See? It is that sort of thing why Jones will be an excellent writer and a great champion soon!

scribbler_jones
12-17-2012, 07:52 PM
See? It is that sort of thing why Jones will be an excellent writer and a great champion soon!

:o Why thank you kindly my friend! I told you, I really enjoy this! It's great to be able to bring characters to life and make them real... then getting to see them in this world doing all this epic stuff!

SilverGhost
12-17-2012, 08:18 PM
:o Why thank you kindly my friend! I told you, I really enjoy this! It's great to be able to bring characters to life and make them real... then getting to see them in this world doing all this epic stuff!

Let your ideas flow man lol

scribbler_jones
12-17-2012, 08:29 PM
Let your ideas flow man lol

Oh I will. Trust me... I will.

SilverGhost
12-18-2012, 02:20 PM
IC as Shuriken: I have one person as my target and the other, an annoyance. I am gunning for that title, TDA. And I will prove to you and the world that I can beat you and be the next challenger for that championship!

TheDevilsAdvocate
12-18-2012, 03:16 PM
IC as Shuriken: I have one person as my target and the other, an annoyance. I am gunning for that title, TDA. And I will prove to you and the world that I can beat you and be the next challenger for that championship!

IC: Actions speak louder than words do. ~Raises eyebrow~

SilverGhost
12-18-2012, 03:28 PM
IC: Actions speak louder than words do. ~Raises eyebrow~

IC as Shuriken: The action will happen. We will be main eventing the next show and I, for one, am looking forward to this. For so long, we were talked about having a match together but it never happened. You vs me. Now the chance is here.

This is the chance that I was waiting. To be able to beat you in the middle of the ring......would be one of many important wins.

TheDevilsAdvocate
12-18-2012, 03:32 PM
IC as Shuriken: The action will happen. We will be main eventing the next show and I, for one, am looking forward to this. For so long, we were talked about having a match together but it never happened. You vs me. Now the chance is here.

This is the chance that I was waiting. To be able to beat you in the middle of the ring......would be one of many important wins.

IC: If you lose then you will have to live with the humility. Are you willing to face that? Are you willing to admit that you were the loser? These questions can only be answered when we go toe to toe. And I have not forgotten about Jose.. He is just as dangerous inside of the ring as you are. I bet he could even beat you if it was just you two going against each other. However, that is not the case; I am in this match as well and I plan on picking up the victory for myself.

SilverGhost
12-18-2012, 03:37 PM
IC: If you lose then you will have to live with the humility. Are you willing to face that? Are you willing to admit that you were the loser? These questions can only be answered when we go toe to toe. And I have not forgotten about Jose.. He is just as dangerous inside of the ring as you are. I bet he could even beat you if it was just you two going against each other. However, that is not the case; I am in this match as well and I plan on picking up the victory for myself.

IC as Shuriken: Did you really think I wasn't prepared for the worst? I have more to win and nothing to lose. A loss wouldn't shatter my pride. I believe now it is the time to win back that championship and be the defending champion again. As big as you are....this match goes in my favor.

As for Jose, he is nothing here. He is just a man making noise. Nothing more, nothing less. A man that is incapable of breaking out.

HolyJose2391
12-18-2012, 03:54 PM
IC as Shuriken: Did you really think I wasn't prepared for the worst? I have more to win and nothing to lose. A loss wouldn't shatter my pride. I believe now it is the time to win back that championship and be the defending champion again. As big as you are....this match goes in my favor.

As for Jose, he is nothing here. He is just a man making noise. Nothing more, nothing less. A man that is incapable of breaking out.
HJ: This is coming from the man who got himself Disqualified in our match. I can't break out? This is what I've been dreaming of for months now. Come Resurrection That world title will be around my waist and no one else.

bearkg88
12-18-2012, 04:08 PM
Divine: hey! The three chuckleheads squawking. Not like anyone is actually listening to them though...

TheDevilsAdvocate
12-18-2012, 04:37 PM
IC as Shuriken: Did you really think I wasn't prepared for the worst? I have more to win and nothing to lose. A loss wouldn't shatter my pride. I believe now it is the time to win back that championship and be the defending champion again. As big as you are....this match goes in my favor.

As for Jose, he is nothing here. He is just a man making noise. Nothing more, nothing less. A man that is incapable of breaking out.

IC: Your time to have this championship again will never come.


HJ: This is coming from the man who got himself Disqualified in our match. I can't break out? This is what I've been dreaming of for months now. Come Resurrection That world title will be around my waist and no one else.

IC: Brutal inside of the ring and on the microphone.. Normally I would slam my opponents but since we were partners once upon a time I will just take a different approach here and wish you good luck.


Divine: hey! The three chuckleheads squawking. Not like anyone is actually listening to them though...

IC: Nope. They might be reading about it on the internet though.


OCC:

:rolleyes:

SilverGhost
12-18-2012, 04:41 PM
HJ: This is coming from the man who got himself Disqualified in our match. I can't break out? This is what I've been dreaming of for months now. Come Resurrection That world title will be around my waist and no one else.

IC as Shuriken: You are one to talk. Tell me, have you been training in boxing or you noticed your strikes could barely do anything right? Can't even punch through a cardboard box? It is understandable that you need help in more than one occasion. Need someone to hold your hand in your matches?

wrestlingfan66513
12-18-2012, 04:41 PM
Divine: hey! The three chuckleheads squawking. Not like anyone is actually listening to them though...

Hawk: You should be more concerned about about co staring in our upcoming TV special because I don't plan on getting upstaged by anyone, especially another young hotshot. At the end of the night, I am going to prove that all you hold is a Teen's choice award while I have the actual Emmy.

SilverGhost
12-18-2012, 04:46 PM
IC: Your time to have this championship again will never come.

IC as Shruiken: We will see, Legend. We will see.

HolyJose2391
12-18-2012, 05:36 PM
IC as Shuriken: You are one to talk. Tell me, have you been training in boxing or you noticed your strikes could barely do anything right? Can't even punch through a cardboard box? It is understandable that you need help in more than one occasion. Need someone to hold your hand in your matches?
HJ: *looks around* last I checked this was a wrestling ring not a boxing ring. Tell me how's your technical skill coming along? I'm sure a 5 year old has more technical skill than you'll ever be able to achieve. I don't need to strike I just need to take you down and while I'm at it make you tap out like a little bitch if I have to

TheDevilsAdvocate
12-18-2012, 06:26 PM
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lvtcbaN5UF1qgjovgo1_500.jpg

SouthernBlood
12-18-2012, 06:28 PM
Ano Doom:TDA,I haven't forgotten about you...Don't think for a second my eye is off you...I may not be one of your challengers at Resurrection,but I'm constantly watching your every move...You will...Be defeated by me. In due time,In due time.

wrestlingfan66513
12-18-2012, 10:46 PM
Ano Doom:TDA,I haven't forgotten about you...Don't think for a second my eye is off you...I may not be one of your challengers at Resurrection,but I'm constantly watching your every move...You will...Be defeated by me. In due time,In due time.

Hawk: What your forgetting is now JBTV has a new host who brings in a whole new audience. I am here to make sure the Television title gets its rightful spot back on the screens in the millions of homes around the world. You may be watching TDA, but everyone else is watching the most must see TV champion in history.

You Doom, keep wanting to put on just a horror show, when in fact that is the most predictable part of TV. While I on the other hand can have any type of show I want, and still get amazing ratings and ravings. I make their lips moan and their moans quake and they get the honor of watching the best thing on TV period. You want someone to watch, then come find me because I can blow minds.

scribbler_jones
12-18-2012, 10:59 PM
*Pisces Pink is walking down the hallway on her way to the ring to train with Sagittarius Blue...*

Pisces Pink: I wonder exactly what other female wrestlers there are here in JBW. Haven't seen any yet. *Gets starstruck and sugar sweet* I wonder if I can make any friends here! Maybe they're pretty cool and not bitches like Eden Sky over in TWE...

HolyJose2391
12-18-2012, 11:09 PM
SOOOO.....who wants to see DrunkJose tonight?

scribbler_jones
12-18-2012, 11:14 PM
SOOOO.....who wants to see DrunkJose tonight?

*Scribbler Jones looks perplexed at first...

... Then raises his hand.*

HolyJose2391
12-18-2012, 11:17 PM
*Scribbler Jones looks perplexed at first...

... Then raises his hand.*

Awww Scribbler hasn't see DrunkJose? Here I'll link ya to some of his rants you read while I drink! Begins here http://www.ewrestlingnews.com/community/showthread.php?4649-JBW-Justifiably-Badass-Wrestling/page4173

scribbler_jones
12-18-2012, 11:19 PM
Awww Scribbler hasn't see DrunkJose? Here I'll link ya to some of his rants you read while I drink! Begins here http://www.ewrestlingnews.com/community/showthread.php?4649-JBW-Justifiably-Badass-Wrestling/page4173

It's a deal!

DrunkJose
12-18-2012, 11:33 PM
Well I have 1/3 of my rum all lined up in shots. Let's see how this goes

scribbler_jones
12-18-2012, 11:35 PM
Well I have 1/3 of my rum all lined up in shots. Let's see how this goes

*Scribbler Jones sits and proceeds to watch how this will unfold.*

DrunkJose
12-18-2012, 11:42 PM
SHit...I have to be at work in the morning...I'll drink this tomorrow then!

SilverGhost
12-18-2012, 11:54 PM
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8hwwidcSs1r3f9ymo2_250.gif

HolyJose2391
12-18-2012, 11:55 PM
Sorry guys tomorrow. I promise!

SilverGhost
12-19-2012, 03:49 AM
http://www.ednewscolorado.org/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/dark_alley.jpg

Lights flicker in the background. The city making an endless noise in the background. Ryusuke "Shuriken" Serra lands on his feet in the dark alley way.

Shuriken: I know he is here....

Footsteps are heard from the distance.

???: So...you finally made it....I thought...you know...wouldn't show up.

Shuriken: You know that I don't run away from fights.

???: True...but hey....ya never know man. I'm just happy I'll have a great fight again....it is so boring facing common thugs in the street...

Shuriken: Maybe after this, you could join JBW. You can have all the fights you want.

???: Yeah.....*sniffs and gets in his fighting pose* we'll see man....

Shuriken: Heh....

Both men charge at each other as the camera fades the picture away.

TheDevilsAdvocate
12-19-2012, 02:10 PM
These cramps are so annoying...




IC: I will be the Champion of the world forever!

SilverGhost
12-19-2012, 02:19 PM
These cramps are so annoying...




IC: I will be the Champion of the world forever!

IC as Shuriken: Ha....doubtful.

HolyJose2391
12-19-2012, 02:20 PM
These cramps are so annoying...




IC: I will be the Champion of the world forever!

HJ: So...whenever your breathing apparatus stops working? which looks to be soon now

bearkg88
12-19-2012, 02:30 PM
Any update on kIllzone?

S.E. Zero
12-19-2012, 04:41 PM
Any update on kIllzone?

Should be up soon, hopefully tomorrow.

No_1eddiefan
12-19-2012, 06:51 PM
Any update on kIllzone?

It's my bad on why the show hasn't gone up as of yet.

I've had some personal issues and times this week where efedding, and JBW in particular, have taken a back foot. I've written one promo all week and handled Nitro promo assignments. That's it. I'm still not entirely over the personal issues but I hope to have my matches done for the show tomorrow.

bearkg88
12-19-2012, 07:07 PM
It's my bad on why the show hasn't gone up as of yet.

I've had some personal issues and times this week where efedding, and JBW in particular, have taken a back foot. I've written one promo all week and handled Nitro promo assignments. That's it. I'm still not entirely over the personal issues but I hope to have my matches done for the show tomorrow.
Aw bro that sucks but is totally understandable. If ya need to chat im just one fb msg away bro!

thejman93
12-21-2012, 01:29 PM
Dead Jabe is way dead.

Not for long, though. KillZone should be up by tomorrow afternoon at the latest.

No_1eddiefan
12-21-2012, 01:35 PM
Dead Jabe is way dead.

Not for long, though. KillZone should be up by tomorrow afternoon at the latest.

This.

We're still missing promos- which is understandable with it being the holidays- and as I've said, I've had a rough week. I'll be done with my matches for KZ tomorrow, and if I don't get the final promo- the show will go up without it.

BennyTheBall
12-21-2012, 02:57 PM
Mr. Smyth: Quiet in here too.

Torphy
12-21-2012, 04:02 PM
Lansdale: Robert Rages absence fails to surprise me, when matched with a superior foe he was destined to flee. Take heed, Arthur Lansdale.. Mr Arthur Lansdale is here to ensure that the unwashed masses benefit greatly from my teachings.. those who oppose me will be sent to the scrap heap with Rage..

thejman93
12-21-2012, 05:09 PM
I'm writing Shuriken versus TDA. I love my job.

thejman93
12-21-2012, 06:59 PM
I'm writing Shuriken versus TDA. I love my job.

Speaking of, it's up in WT.

And yes, I did just quote myself.

scribbler_jones
12-22-2012, 02:07 AM
Sagittarius Blue sits in the middle of the empty ring, illuminated only by a dim, single light from above. He sits crosslegged, scribbling verses in his notepad as they are born from the marriage of the beat in his iPod and the fountain which is his imagination...

The bass shakes me to the soles of my feet
as I lay sleeping in the belly of the beast;
And the beast lies asleep on the eve of the feast
unconsciously straining at the ironclad leash;
Beg for release, fight for lucidity
stoking the fire that burns deep within me;
Stars and moon and sun then back again
the world is a spiral and I don't know what's happening;
All I know is to keep running
from the demons chasing after me;
Their breath on my heels, their blood on my hands
Singing after me as they sacrifice the lambs;
Restless hands offer prayers to disaster
turning the hands of the clock ever faster;
Yet I still refuse to yield
as I stride the burning battlefield...

thejman93
12-22-2012, 05:11 PM
Sagittarius Blue sits in the middle of the empty ring, illuminated only by a dim, single light from above. He sits crosslegged, scribbling verses in his notepad as they are born from the marriage of the beat in his iPod and the fountain which is his imagination...

The bass shakes me to the soles of my feet
as I lay sleeping in the belly of the beast;
And the beast lies asleep on the eve of the feast
unconsciously straining at the ironclad leash;
Beg for release, fight for lucidity
stoking the fire that burns deep within me;
Stars and moon and sun then back again
the world is a spiral and I don't know what's happening;
All I know is to keep running
from the demons chasing after me;
Their breath on my heels, their blood on my hands
Singing after me as they sacrifice the lambs;
Restless hands offer prayers to disaster
turning the hands of the clock ever faster;
Yet I still refuse to yield
as I stride the burning battlefield...

IC/OOC: I like you, kid. Keep doing what you're doing.

OOC: Alright, folks, show will go up in its entirety tomorrow.

wrestlingfan66513
12-22-2012, 07:49 PM
Hawk: Welcome back to JBTV's Shopping Network with your host Mike Hawk! Tonight only we are having a blowout sale due to a large volume of unsold merchandise. Now let's take a look at what we have today.

*Hawk looks under the desk and pulls out a can of soup with KJ Punk's face on it.

Hawk: In a stroke of marketing idiocy, Campbells teamed up with KJ Punk in order to sell a new line of chicken soup dinners, and lets just say the employee that suggested it is no longer employed. Now I know it looks disgusting but take my word for it, if you take the label off, the soup is tolerable. But since I know buying anything with Punk's face on it is a hassle, these marketing abominations are now on sale for $0.01. No need to rush thought, because like Punk, I don't these chicken dinners are going anywhere.

Now in time for dirty Santa, get the poser in your life some Chris Divine sunglasses. Not only do these not make you look dorkier, they actually trick guys as gullible as Divine into thinking they are someone special. Buy these novelty glasses for only $10. Hurry because I think the manufacturer is about to go out of business just like I'm about to put Divine out soon.

bearkg88
12-22-2012, 07:58 PM
Hawk: Welcome back to JBTV's Shopping Network with your host Mike Hawk! Tonight only we are having a blowout sale due to a large volume of unsold merchandise. Now let's take a look at what we have today.

*Hawk looks under the desk and pulls out a can of soup with KJ Punk's face on it.

Hawk: In a stroke of marketing idiocy, Campbells teamed up with KJ Punk in order to sell a new line of chicken soup dinners, and lets just say the employee that suggested it is no longer employed. Now I know it looks disgusting but take my word for it, if you take the label off, the soup is tolerable. But since I know buying anything with Punk's face on it is a hassle, these marketing abominations are now on sale for $0.01. No need to rush thought, because like Punk, I don't these chicken dinners are going anywhere.

Now in time for dirty Santa, get the poser in your life some Chris Divine sunglasses. Not only do these not make you look dorkier, they actually trick guys as gullible as Divine into thinking they are someone special. Buy these novelty glasses for only $10. Hurry because I think the manufacturer is about to go out of business just like I'm about to put Divine out soon.

Divine: wo....wo...wo...just wo! Hold onto your big boy britches there cause if anyone is going out hawk, its you with the rest of the trash like vhx

wrestlingfan66513
12-22-2012, 08:04 PM
Divine: wo....wo...wo...just wo! Hold onto your big boy britches there cause if anyone is going out hawk, its you with the rest of the trash like vhx

Hawk: Don't worry, you still get some royalties off your crappy glasses even thought I am using my face to sell it, because let's face it, the only thing your face is going to be in is the before picture in any of those self help commercials.

scribbler_jones
12-23-2012, 12:21 AM
IC/OOC: I like you, kid. Keep doing what you're doing.

OOC: Alright, folks, show will go up in its entirety tomorrow.

Sagittarius Blue: Thanks a mil, count on it!

OOC: Thanks, guy! And can't wait to see the show!

thejman93
12-23-2012, 07:01 PM
As soon as I get up tomorrow, it's showtime.

SouthernBlood
12-23-2012, 07:02 PM
As soon as I get up tomorrow, it's showtime.

Yesterday you said today was show time. :rolleyes: lol.

No_1eddiefan
12-23-2012, 07:04 PM
Yesterday you said today was show time. :rolleyes: lol.

The show is finished- it just needs to be pieced together.

The show will be up tomorrow.

SouthernBlood
12-23-2012, 07:12 PM
The show is finished- it just needs to be pieced together.

The show will be up tomorrow.

I don't get what your'e trying to say here honestly...

No_1eddiefan
12-23-2012, 07:22 PM
I don't get what your'e trying to say here honestly...

Well maybe you should re-read it. It's pretty obvious.

SouthernBlood
12-23-2012, 07:25 PM
Well maybe you should re-read it. It's pretty obvious.

No that's not what I meant...I just don't see why you made a whole post to tell me the shows tommorow when J-man just said that . :p

Destruction
12-24-2012, 04:05 AM
No that's not what I meant...I just don't see why you made a whole post to tell me the shows tommorow when J-man just said that . :p

You said that Jman said the show will be posted today *now yesterday* - so Eddie was explaining the show was finished, but posting will be tomorrow *now today*.

VanHooliganX
12-24-2012, 04:18 AM
Divine: wo....wo...wo...just wo! Hold onto your big boy britches there cause if anyone is going out hawk, its you with the rest of the trash like vhx

VHX: Cute. I liked that little dig actually. About time you desperately tried to matter anywhere. What's next for ya? Try to be relevant in the ring as well? Cause I'd probab;y say 1 step at a time.


I don't get what your'e trying to say here honestly...

Well. In other words. Eddie and Jman have said that with just a hint of the virtue patience you'll be rewarded with the new JBW show. Considering another fed is very late or delayed they're doing wonders.

VanHooliganX
12-24-2012, 04:19 AM
You said that Jman said the show will be posted today *now yesterday* - so Eddie was explaining the show was finished, but posting will be tomorrow *now today*.

Ben! Whatever happened to your daily sig thingy. I know you ended it ages ago but I miss it.

Destruction
12-24-2012, 04:22 AM
Ben! Whatever happened to your daily sig thingy. I know you ended it ages ago but I miss it.

Too much effort :D. Plus the person who ran the website I got them from when took a break.

I still try to change it weekly though.

SilverGhost
12-24-2012, 05:56 AM
I'm looking forward in reading this! It will be great!

thejman93
12-24-2012, 12:45 PM
It's Showtime!

BennyTheBall
12-24-2012, 12:55 PM
Hoofah!

(10 char)

SouthernBlood
12-24-2012, 01:13 PM
VHX and Destruction I dont need an explanation ...I just dont know why he made a point of telling me the show would be today when I was clearly joking about "You said that yesterday." ...Thanks but I'm not dumb boys :p

Destruction
12-24-2012, 01:25 PM
VHX and Destruction I dont need an explanation ...I just dont know why he made a point of telling me the show would be today when I was clearly joking about "You said that yesterday." ...Thanks but I'm not dumb boys :p

I wouldn't at all say you were clearly joking, but that's the trouble of reading things through the internet.

And you may be dumb, you may not, :p

SouthernBlood
12-24-2012, 01:27 PM
I wouldn't at all say you were clearly joking, but that's the trouble of reading things through the internet.

And you may be dumb, you may not, :p

That's why I was you the tongue faces and "Lol"

Why you little...:p jokingly insulting someone on the internet...On Christmas Eve huh? coal for you this year,young man. ;)

Poot-Hair
12-24-2012, 01:35 PM
From the Poot family to yours. Merry Christmas to all (or Santamas for you R(ob) lol). I hope each and every one of you enjoy it to the best of your abilities.

#OneLove #SemperFi #MerryChristmas!

S.E. Zero
12-24-2012, 01:37 PM
From the Poot family to yours. Merry Christmas to all (or Santamas for you R(ob) lol). I hope each and every one of you enjoy it to the best of your abilities.

#OneLove #SemperFi #MerryChristmas!

Merry Christmas to you as well, Poots.

scribbler_jones
12-24-2012, 01:40 PM
From myself and the Star Signs...

HAPPY HOLIDAYS, ONE AND ALL!!!!

Poot-Hair
12-24-2012, 01:42 PM
I'd also like to wish a Merry Christmas to any and all troops currently in harms way. My heart is with you, and I wish I was fighting along side you.

S.E. Zero
12-24-2012, 01:43 PM
From myself and the Star Signs...

HAPPY HOLIDAYS, ONE AND ALL!!!!

Happy Holiday to you as well. Looking forward to seeing what The Star Signs bring to the table heading into 2013.

scribbler_jones
12-24-2012, 01:45 PM
Happy Holiday to you as well. Looking forward to seeing what The Star Signs bring to the table heading into 2013.

If all goes well Zero, it will be a lot coming in 2013. It won't all come at once... but it will be worth it :D

S.E. Zero
12-24-2012, 01:47 PM
If all goes well Zero, it will be a lot coming in 2013. It won't all come at once... but it will be worth it :D

I have no doubt that it will be worth it.

scribbler_jones
12-24-2012, 01:49 PM
I have no doubt that it will be worth it.

In truth, I can't wait to see what the new year brings for all in JBW - especially you, my friend! The Star Signs can't shine without JBW!

scribbler_jones
12-24-2012, 02:50 PM
*Waiting for the rest of JBW to post up...*

thejman93
12-24-2012, 02:57 PM
Guys, due to Christmas crap, that's all I'm able to post for today.

Luckily, though, Jose is on his way home and will be able to post the rest.

scribbler_jones
12-24-2012, 03:07 PM
Guys, due to Christmas crap, that's all I'm able to post for today.

Luckily, though, Jose is on his way home and will be able to post the rest.

No worries bro - the stuff up so far is great! CAN'T WAIT FOR MORE!!!

wrestlingfan66513
12-24-2012, 07:49 PM
Hawk: If you want a spinoff Punk, you can have one. It will bomb just like the Cleveland Show and prove to everyone why you aren't going to get far on your own.

No_1eddiefan
12-25-2012, 07:10 AM
Merry Christmas Jabe!

AirBourne
12-25-2012, 11:28 PM
Hey guys, copying and pasting this message for everyone because I can't type long. I got into a car accident last week and one of the injuries was I broke my left hand and I can't type with it for very long, nor can I type with one hand and will be out for a while (creative already knows) but will try to be on when I can and type. I am going in for surgery tomorrow to repair the broken bone in my hand, but want to wish everyone Happy Holidays and that includes New Year's! Thanks guys.

S.E. Zero
12-26-2012, 01:40 AM
Hope all goes well and you recover soon. Good luck.

S.E. Zero
12-26-2012, 09:16 PM
Will begin some of the show now, so please bear with me. It might take a while.

S.E. Zero
12-26-2012, 11:30 PM
AND.............We're DONE!!!!

Full show is up, hope you enjoy. Feedback as always is very much appreciated.

SouthernBlood
12-26-2012, 11:58 PM
AND.............We're DONE!!!!

Full show is up, hope you enjoy. Feedback as always is very much appreciated.


Alright,this is very minor really,certainly nothing to do with Characters,gimmicks,kayfabe or nothin like that...Just a little thing to avoid in the future I guess;When it said "Cage grabbed Doom by his hair."...That's the thing,Doom doesn't HAVE hair...Very short,more like Orton when its close cut,that Skinhead style basically...As I said just a small oversight...Though it appears creative aren't keep tabs on my character's appearance from the profile,LOL. :D