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Poot-Hair
07-30-2012, 05:24 PM
The Prophecy handed him his first defeat in the land of Jabe, and for that I'm happy lolHow would the Prophecy ended Kev's tenure on this WF if it would have been him?

HeelTurn
07-30-2012, 05:27 PM
How would the Prophecy ended Kev's tenure on this WF if it would have been him?

Take him to Mt Olympus, watch as Ragnarok beats him, whilst Prophecy enjoys a fine wine on his super awesome throne. Then recreate the ending of Raiders of the Lost Ark with Kev in the crate.

HolyJose2391
07-30-2012, 05:28 PM
Quick bit of fun. If you could have been the one to destroy Kevin Matthews, how would you have done it? Be as discriptive as humanly possible.

*sits back, lights a doobie, and watches the fun*

Actually I have go look up AWF's Speed of Sound :D

Poot-Hair
07-30-2012, 05:31 PM
Actually I have go look up AWF's Speed of Sound :DWas is Jose or Azrael? If it was Jose, do one for Azrael and vice versa. Yes I'm actually starting a conversation on how bad you would've beaten KM on this last Warfare. It could be fun :D

RomanFlare
07-30-2012, 05:33 PM
Quick bit of fun. If you could have been the one to destroy Kevin Matthews, how would you have done it? Be as discriptive as humanly possible.

*sits back, lights a doobie, and watches the fun*

I'd give him an Ides of March through a standing steel chair and then put him in the Liontamer or a High-Angle Cloverleaf until he snaps in half--now pass that shit.




Wait, I forgot an IC in there.

Poot-Hair
07-30-2012, 05:38 PM
I'd give him an Ides of March through a standing steel chair and then put him in the Liontamer or a High-Angle Cloverleaf until he snaps in half--now pass that shit.




Wait, I forgot an IC in there.*Passes Rome the Doob* Be easy with that shit, Alabama skunk at it's finest.

If it were Kayden, I think he'd first gig the hell out of him to where he starts bleeding profusely. Then do the Alpha and Omega triple powerbomb on the apron with the final powerbomb being from the apron to the concrete floor. Scoop him up, slide him into the ring and do the "angels among us" (vamiro's nail in the coffin) from the second rope through a table. Maybe repeat just for shizzzz and gizzzz

HeelTurn
07-30-2012, 05:40 PM
I think Brandon Smithson would get high with Jay, Silent Bob and Kev, then walk him off the premises, then realise he was supposed to beat the shit out of him.

SilverGhost
07-30-2012, 06:33 PM
More on this Warfare! It has been great! Kash is an evil scientist!

HolyJose2391
07-30-2012, 08:13 PM
I loved the One Direction tweet mentioning me. I mean it's fitting is it not lol

HeelTurn
07-30-2012, 08:15 PM
I loved the One Direction tweet mentioning me. I mean it's fitting is it not lol

I'm dissapointed there has never been one for Proph lol

S.E. Zero
07-30-2012, 08:16 PM
I loved the One Direction tweet mentioning me. I mean it's fitting is it not lol

Lol. Yes it is :p

Kashdinero
07-31-2012, 12:38 AM
Guys, I'm over the moon that you are all enjoying the show so far. Its only half way through, so, yeah, you ain't seen nothing yet.

Can't wait to post the main event (#spoiler-its Lenny Lightning vs Harry Hurricane in a weather man on a pole match )

Spencer Churchill is a massive coup for Jabe, so, welcome aboard, Wadey!

Don't forget Gillz as well--another great addition to the WF roster.

Just on the train home, and I will be getting to work posting as soon as I'm home :)

S.E. Zero
07-31-2012, 12:46 AM
Guys, I'm over the moon that you are all enjoying the show so far. Its only half way through, so, yeah, you ain't seen nothing yet.

Can't wait to post the main event (#spoiler-its Lenny Lightning vs Harry Hurricane in a weather man on a pole match )

Spencer Churchill is a massive coup for Jabe, so, welcome aboard, Wadey!

Don't forget Gillz as well--another great addition to the WF roster.

Just on the train home, and I will be getting to work posting as soon as I'm home :)

Great news Boss, just make sure you get home safe. Warfare has been awesome; great promos, great debuts-additions to Warfare and the main event coming up soon #GottaloveJBW

Wade Barrett 1979
07-31-2012, 06:29 AM
*pours Wade a glass of red wine and hands it to him*

Cheers.

*Gratefully accepts*

Cheers good sir.

Wade Barrett 1979
07-31-2012, 06:32 AM
Guys, I'm over the moon that you are all enjoying the show so far. Its only half way through, so, yeah, you ain't seen nothing yet.

Can't wait to post the main event (#spoiler-its Lenny Lightning vs Harry Hurricane in a weather man on a pole match )

Spencer Churchill is a massive coup for Jabe, so, welcome aboard, Wadey!

Don't forget Gillz as well--another great addition to the WF roster.

Just on the train home, and I will be getting to work posting as soon as I'm home :)

Thank you kindly.

Well what an epic show and what a hell of a time to join JBW.

Awesome work by all, can't wait to get involved more with you all.

No_1eddiefan
07-31-2012, 08:28 AM
Finally got round to fully reading it!

Amazing show guys, with a hell of an ending!

Can't wait for Kingdom Come!

Poot-Hair
07-31-2012, 08:40 AM
That Warfare truly shows that JBW puts on the greatest shows of all feds. The truth as it is spoken.

Snair
07-31-2012, 09:49 AM
Warfare was epic in every way possible......Uncle Kash and his troops have left no stone unturned to achieve their goal.Oli and Karl, Rage, Markus delivered segments that were hilarious and serious on topic at the same time.Mass's heel entry was awesome and Jman (wtf man, that was unexpected :D but still nicely done).Now onto the main event, match was greatly written but invasion was a shocker! So overall, Warfare was as usual....ASS KICKING

Major props to Boss-man and his troops.

BlackFalcon
07-31-2012, 10:28 AM
Hey guys just a couple of things:

A) I just finished reading the show and it's awesom-tacular as always. I would appreciate all feed back on what I might be able to do to improve on my creative style though (I did the four-way tag team match/Beerstein destruction and the Gillz match), so all constructive criticism is appreciated

B) I'm going to be performing at the Edinburgh Fringe from 1st to 12th of August, so I'll probably not be able to do anything in this time, just so you guys know.

eyehatecena
07-31-2012, 10:45 AM
i will finish reading the show tonight, but what i had read so far, it was great

SilverGhost
07-31-2012, 12:41 PM
What a fantastic job by Kash and his League of Evil putting together a great show that will be remembered for a long while!

Jman- What the fuck!? lol That was good. Never saw it coming!
Ma$$- STALLER!!!! STALLER!!!!
Shuriken- Defiant like always! Ma$$' Ma$$es would have been gone the moment they took out their guns and pointed at Shuriken./justsayin.exe
TDA- Yeah the legend himself! Gonna beat some shit out Jman and Ma$$.

Mega-heat here. Enough to melt gold.

Showdown taking over!? Wow lol

Next Warfare will be great and Kingdom Come!

S.E. Zero
07-31-2012, 01:03 PM
What a show, the Ma$$/Shuri/Jman/TDA bit was spectacular and we got a stellar main event (as expected of course ;) ) Damn, JA almost had it :( :p

What an invasion. #JBWatWarwithitself!!! Just wow.

Love the show. I know for sure if JA was not left unconscious alongside Cage, we would've kicked some SD! ass with our Warfare brethren. Hahaha Awesome show. Can't wait for the next show and Kingdom Come as well.

HolyJose2391
07-31-2012, 02:10 PM
New laptop came. I shall get to Octane assignments soon after I do some things for school and buy Microsoft office

thejman93
07-31-2012, 02:13 PM
So, yeah, Warfare was awesome. Maybe I'm biased, but the Ma$$/Jman/TDA/Shuri' bit was some of Kash's best work to date.

SilverGhost
07-31-2012, 02:38 PM
I'm interested in the direction of TDA/Shuriken/Jman/Ma$$. I'm like....WHAT HAPPENS NEXT!?

Snair
07-31-2012, 11:02 PM
I'm interested in the direction of TDA/Shuriken/Jman/Ma$$. I'm like....WHAT HAPPENS NEXT!?

All four of them are gonna JOB out to Snair according to credible sources :p

eyehatecena
07-31-2012, 11:47 PM
Wow @ the show- great job Kash- and of course those that helped(I know Black Falcon was one of them- props to you)

RomanFlare
08-01-2012, 12:27 AM
*shakes his ass for no reason*

Kashdinero
08-01-2012, 01:05 AM
*shakes his ass for no reason*

And not a single toss was given. Must. Give. Reasons.

RomanFlare
08-01-2012, 01:56 AM
And not a single toss was given. Must. Give. Reasons.

I tout like Lord Tensai--racist and in-character.

Kashdinero
08-01-2012, 02:14 AM
I tout like Lord Tensai--racist and in-character.

Ahh, explains much.

Tout, eh? Lol, has anyone on here ever used that site? It could be a great tool to trade some IC insults ;)

Snair
08-01-2012, 05:11 AM
*shakes his ass for no reason*

*raises eyebrows*

SLEEPY LOCO1
08-01-2012, 05:29 AM
STRIPPER ACCUSES MA$$DINERO OF BEING FATHER TO BABY/ SLEEPER RELEASES A VIDEO EXPLAINING HIS APPEARANCE ON WARFARE

Reported by: Ryan Clark

A stripper in Las Vegas has accused JBW superstar Ma$$Dinero of being the father of her 10 month old baby. Ma$$Dinero has released a statement through his lawyer.


"My client has denied being the father of that whore's bastard child. He doesn't even remember the slut. And when the results of the paternity test come back and proves he is not the father, Ma$$ has had paperwork drawn up and is ready to file a suit against her for the false accusations.

We will keep you updated as more information is released.



Former JBW wrestler, The Sleeper made an unscheduled appearence on last nights WarFare. He has released a video explaining his actions and explaining what title he was flashing out of the window of Ka$h's stolen Hummer.


**The video starts with a close up of the championship belt he was flashing out of the window.
http://ts3.mm.bing.net/images/thumbnail.aspx?q=4894682818544110&id=1e69a98088f445ba3c087c7099c54c46
The video pans out and Sleeper is holding the belt out in front of him and Ka$h's stolen Hummer is sitting behind the Sleeper stripped down to the frame and sitting on bricks**


Hey Putos, Whas hapenning wit ya'll? I bet you all have alot of questions for the O.G. Sleeps, well I'll let you fools in on a little of whats going on in the Sleeper's hood.
**Sleeper lowers the title grabs it by one of the straps and drapes it over his shoulder**
First I know ya'll is wondering where this title is from and why do I have it. Well unlike most of the little bitches in the JBW, I earned this strap. I won this belt in my first week back in the Mexican Wrestling Alliance. I didn't just go make up my own title like some redneck I know. I beat that redneck's ass from post to post in that JABE ring and pinned him for the 1,2,3, but for some odd reason I never got to hold that piece of shit belt made out of recycled Natty Ice cans. Then I watch Ka$h's retarded ass giving that hillbilly another chance to keep his belt against a nobody from ShowDown, which that fake as paper champ still almost lost. Now I already got my get backs on Ka$h,(**Sleep looks back at Ka$h's stripped Hummer sitting on bricks**), But Lenny Ray, you need to watch your back mutha fucka because I will be around just to take that fake chapionship away from your fake ass and there is nothing you, Ka$h or anybody else in the JBW can do about it, because the Sleeper is #UNTOUCHABLE!!!

**The Video ends when Sleeper takes the Mexican Heavyweight Championship off his shoulder, looks at the Eagle on the face plate then grabs the belt by the faceplate and smashes it into the camera**

SLEEPY LOCO1
08-01-2012, 05:30 AM
Ahh, explains much.

Tout, eh? Lol, has anyone on here ever used that site? It could be a great tool to trade some IC insults ;)

Loved every minute of that show Kash, hope you like the IC promo.:cool:

Kashdinero
08-01-2012, 06:03 AM
Loved every minute of that show Kash, hope you like the IC promo.:cool:

Yes, Jabe is back, bruv!! The Sleeper (unofficially) returns to Jabe in memorable fashion. Excellent promo. Perfect. Its what Jabe needs more of. The quality, and connection to the future of JBW makes it all the more special.

Studio Jabe debuts tomorrow by the way, peeps. Get ready for 68WPayne's "Redneck Diaries" part one.

Poot-Hair
08-01-2012, 01:02 PM
Rome may tout like Tensai, but I sleep like Kobe in a Colorado hotel room...Forcefully and with penetration

HolyJose2391
08-01-2012, 01:20 PM
I treat my family like Chris Benoit treats his....


Too soon?

Poot-Hair
08-01-2012, 01:36 PM
I treat my family like Chris Benoit treats his....


Too soon?I'm mortified, flabberghasted, disgusted, and slightly aroused that you would say such a vile, horrid, and utterly sexual thing.....I like it....

HolyJose2391
08-01-2012, 01:38 PM
I'm mortified, flabberghasted, disgusted, and slightly aroused that you would say such a vile, horrid, and utterly sexual thing.....I like it....
Well I got Poot's seal of approval I guess I have learned well haha

Rehmix
08-01-2012, 03:46 PM
So, Warfare was FUCKING AWESOME! That MAIN EVENT WAS CRAZY! Ka$h and SEZ did a great job, and I can't wait to see what a "Risen from the dead" JBW looks like!

HolyJose2391
08-01-2012, 10:43 PM
Want to know what I just did guys? I just sent out Octane assignments :cool:

S.E. Zero
08-01-2012, 11:30 PM
Want to know what I just did guys? I just sent out Octane assignments :cool:

Fuck yeah, Octane soon, looking forward to that.

RomanFlare
08-02-2012, 10:45 PM
IC: Pumping some iron while training to improve my power game. Bret Hart Technical Prowess, Shawn Michaels athleticism, Rock Charisma, and Goldberg power? Hashtag TOTAL PACKAGE!

SLEEPY LOCO1
08-03-2012, 10:26 AM
Sleeper: I am the greatest wrestler that the JBW has ever seen. I could return tomorrow and beat any champ I want and take their belt before the the 2nd ring bell has rung. #dingSUPERKICKdingNEWCHAMP!!!

#UNTOUCHABLE

RomanFlare
08-03-2012, 11:41 AM
Sleeper: I am the greatest wrestler that the JBW has ever seen. I could return tomorrow and beat any champ I want and take their belt before the the 2nd ring bell has rung. #dingSUPERKICKdingNEWCHAMP!!!

#UNTOUCHABLE

IC: Hmm, you seem to have forgotten about me. OH, I forgot the Character Acting of William Goddamn Regal. Hashtag Total Package

SLEEPY LOCO1
08-03-2012, 12:39 PM
IC: Hmm, you seem to have forgotten about me. OH, I forgot the Character Acting of William Goddamn Regal. Hashtag Total PackageSleeper: Man you were boring me in that match, that's why I had to take a nap. The fucking ref should have never counted me out I was just about to wake up and kick your ass. Just remember, you never pinned me or made me submit so that means you never really beat me. But if you and I had a match today, by tonight I would be holding 4 titles sooooo........whatever man.#UNTOUCHABLE

Poot-Hair
08-03-2012, 03:16 PM
Ohhhh I wish I was an Oscar Meyer Asshole, cause everyone would be in love with me... *drum roll, cymbal crash*

TheDevilsAdvocate
08-03-2012, 06:16 PM
Guess who has their internet back?

S.E. Zero
08-03-2012, 06:28 PM
Guess who has their internet back?

http://coffeeforclosers.files.wordpress.com/2011/04/animated-gifs-the-joker-1971583-400-233.gif?w=600

Welcome back.

TheDevilsAdvocate
08-03-2012, 06:31 PM
http://coffeeforclosers.files.wordpress.com/2011/04/animated-gifs-the-joker-1971583-400-233.gif?w=600

Welcome back.

It's only for the moment. I'll be gone again soon. The connection I am using right now is extremely weak.

S.E. Zero
08-03-2012, 06:34 PM
It's only for the moment. I'll be gone again soon. The connection I am using right now is extremely weak.

Still great to see you around here. Hope to see more of you soon. Be sure to check out the show before you lose the connection. It was a great show.

HolyJose2391
08-03-2012, 06:36 PM
Guess who has their internet back?
*runs and hug TDA!*!YOURE BACK YOU'RE BACK!!!

TheDevilsAdvocate
08-03-2012, 06:37 PM
Still great to see you around here. Hope to see more of you soon. Be sure to check out the show before you lose the connection. It was a great show.

I read it like half an hour ago. Jason Alexander did a great job opening and closing the show. A huge hoorah goes to Malcolm Cage for contributing to that formula with you to create what is arguably the rise of two amazing 'Fed guys.

TheDevilsAdvocate
08-03-2012, 06:37 PM
*runs and hug TDA!*!YOURE BACK YOU'RE BACK!!!

YES I AM! YES I AM! ~Hugs back~

S.E. Zero
08-03-2012, 06:39 PM
I read it like half an hour ago. Jason Alexander did a great job opening and closing the show. A huge hoorah goes to Malcolm Cage for contributing to that formula with you to create what is arguably the rise of two amazing 'Fed guys.

I thank you for the kind words, means a lot but the show stealer was the Ma$$/Jman/Shuri/TDA bit. Really well done segment by Kash.

TheDevilsAdvocate
08-03-2012, 06:45 PM
I thank you for the kind words, means a lot but the show stealer was the Ma$$/Jman/Shuri/TDA bit. Really well done segment by Kash.

Yeah I am back to having an ally. WHY CAN I NEVER FIGHT MY OWN BATTLES?! I'm just messing around. That segment was great as well. I enjoyed all the star power that was slam-packed into that entire segment. Jman is a former World Heavyweight Champion, Shuri' was a big dog from EWNCW and has a accomplished alot over there and over here in JBW. Ma$$Dinero was apart of V3 which was a Legendary stable. To be in that group of people who have accomplished way more than me was a dream come true.

S.E. Zero
08-03-2012, 06:52 PM
Yeah I am back to having an ally. WHY CAN I NEVER FIGHT MY OWN BATTLES?! I'm just messing around. That segment was great as well. I enjoyed all the star power that was slam-packed into that entire segment. Jman is a former World Heavyweight Champion, Shuri' was a big dog from EWNCW and has a accomplished alot over there and over here in JBW. Ma$$Dinero was apart of V3 which was a Legendary stable. To be in that group of people who have accomplished way more than me was a dream come true.

I can imagine. It'd be a dream come true for many fedders out there. You can fight your own battles indeed, hell you got one the biggest one of your career coming up when you face Roman Flare for the gold and if that doesn't drive you (character wise) to win your own battles, I don't know what will. :p

CGBigMan
08-03-2012, 07:01 PM
I need to IC more here
screw it ill do it tommorow

SilverGhost
08-03-2012, 07:52 PM
Yeah I am back to having an ally. WHY CAN I NEVER FIGHT MY OWN BATTLES?! I'm just messing around. That segment was great as well. I enjoyed all the star power that was slam-packed into that entire segment. Jman is a former World Heavyweight Champion, Shuri' was a big dog from EWNCW and has a accomplished alot over there and over here in JBW. Ma$$Dinero was apart of V3 which was a Legendary stable. To be in that group of people who have accomplished way more than me was a dream come true.

IC as Shuriken: We have a common enemy but we aren't exactly allies. I appreciate the help from a legend like yourself. Let us defeat the sellouts quick and be on our way. You have a title match and I want to be next in line.

HolyJose2391
08-03-2012, 08:06 PM
Yeah I am back to having an ally. WHY CAN I NEVER FIGHT MY OWN BATTLES?! I'm just messing around. That segment was great as well. I enjoyed all the star power that was slam-packed into that entire segment. Jman is a former World Heavyweight Champion, Shuri' was a big dog from EWNCW and has a accomplished alot over there and over here in JBW. Ma$$Dinero was apart of V3 which was a Legendary stable. To be in that group of people who have accomplished way more than me was a dream come true.

IC: The old man and the pot smoking ninja? Only in JBW will you see that happen. Ma$$ and Jman are far more suited for JBW than you two

Snair
08-04-2012, 01:50 AM
Guess who has their internet back?

Welcome back!

Snair
08-04-2012, 01:55 AM
Hey guys, just wanted to know who writes for the Panzer division??? I found their work very impressive.

RomanFlare
08-04-2012, 03:47 AM
Mmmm, Shining Wizard.

http://cdn.bleacherreport.net/images_root/article/media_slots/photos/000/506/872/ALexMorgan_Knee_original.gif

Tommy Thunder
08-04-2012, 04:30 AM
Mmmm, Shining Wizard.

http://cdn.bleacherreport.net/images_root/article/media_slots/photos/000/506/872/ALexMorgan_Knee_original.gif

Holly shit! Muta would be proud of that one!

Robareid
08-04-2012, 04:35 AM
Hey guys, just wanted to know who writes for the Panzer division??? I found their work very impressive.

Eyehatecena does

RomanFlare
08-04-2012, 05:11 AM
Gentlemen and... well, we all know there aren't any ladies. Gather around for another tale from "Rome's Creative"!

Today we'll be exploring an idea that never saw the light of day and was only referenced between a few people. This wasn't even a JBW project. The name of the project currently alludes me, but it was something around the lines of "North Atlantic Championship Wrestling". That's right, as part of an original idea pitched to a man who will remain nameless at this time (because I don't know if he wants to be mentioned along with this failure), I planned to open yet ANOTHER EWN E-Fed.

But this wasn't your standard E-Fed. "NACW", as I will call it from now on, was meant to be a special E-Fed based around a revolving door of characters. This E-Fed was based on an idea I still consider revolutionary for this forum. The entire point of NACW was to be a developmental federation. Yes, the E-Fed would be based around the idea of working with members on their characters (including a few bots for jobbercake) to get them ready for and moved to the bigger E-feds: JBW, EWNCW, and HWA were the three we were looking at working with, with the smaller E-Feds eventually coming.

Since everyone would know what they're getting into with the E-Fed, this worked out well for both the member and the E-Feds. The member got a chance to show off their character and hone their personalty. The E-Fed would get a chance to see how each character would work out and think about how they could use it. And the E-Fed would actually act as the agent for the member. We'd handle offer inputs, including the member in on all the info. The decision in the end would come down to the member in the end, although we would never guarantee a thing once a member left the E-Fed.

The real brilliance is we were trying to include management level workers from the E-Feds we were feeding into by letting them work with the members. Each member would get a chance to work with all of them at some time and when a member signs the contract, they would begin working exclusively with the worker from their new E-Fed. Now, we would try to keep it all secret as much as possible until the contract signing on the show and the writing off of the character--we would refuse to work with an E-Fed that burns us on the right to write a character off before they appeared on their new show. We even had a spheal that if the champion "defended the title successfully five straight times, they would be guaranteed the next contract to walk in the door".

Now, the downfall was laziness. I disappeared from posting for a long time and the idea just fell to the wayside. I'd still like to see it done, but the logistics (and getting past the egos) might be hard, but the group effort of improving new characters, I thought, would bring the community together.

Robareid
08-04-2012, 05:44 AM
Gentlemen and... well, we all know there aren't any ladies. Gather around for another tale from "Rome's Creative"!

Today we'll be exploring an idea that never saw the light of day and was only referenced between a few people. This wasn't even a JBW project. The name of the project currently alludes me, but it was something around the lines of "North Atlantic Championship Wrestling". That's right, as part of an original idea pitched to a man who will remain nameless at this time (because I don't know if he wants to be mentioned along with this failure), I planned to open yet ANOTHER EWN E-Fed.

But this wasn't your standard E-Fed. "NACW", as I will call it from now on, was meant to be a special E-Fed based around a revolving door of characters. This E-Fed was based on an idea I still consider revolutionary for this forum. The entire point of NACW was to be a developmental federation. Yes, the E-Fed would be based around the idea of working with members on their characters (including a few bots for jobbercake) to get them ready for and moved to the bigger E-feds: JBW, EWNCW, and HWA were the three we were looking at working with, with the smaller E-Feds eventually coming.

Since everyone would know what they're getting into with the E-Fed, this worked out well for both the member and the E-Feds. The member got a chance to show off their character and hone their personalty. The E-Fed would get a chance to see how each character would work out and think about how they could use it. And the E-Fed would actually act as the agent for the member. We'd handle offer inputs, including the member in on all the info. The decision in the end would come down to the member in the end, although we would never guarantee a thing once a member left the E-Fed.

The real brilliance is we were trying to include management level workers from the E-Feds we were feeding into by letting them work with the members. Each member would get a chance to work with all of them at some time and when a member signs the contract, they would begin working exclusively with the worker from their new E-Fed. Now, we would try to keep it all secret as much as possible until the contract signing on the show and the writing off of the character--we would refuse to work with an E-Fed that burns us on the right to write a character off before they appeared on their new show. We even had a spheal that if the champion "defended the title successfully five straight times, they would be guaranteed the next contract to walk in the door".

Now, the downfall was laziness. I disappeared from posting for a long time and the idea just fell to the wayside. I'd still like to see it done, but the logistics (and getting past the egos) might be hard, but the group effort of improving new characters, I thought, would bring the community together.

I remember this. I likled the pitch originally, but nothing ever followed from it... Does this mean you're going to try at it again?

And if I remmber rightly I think it was Trans Atlantic Championship Wrestling although I could be wrong

RomanFlare
08-04-2012, 05:51 AM
I remember this. I likled the pitch originally, but nothing ever followed from it... Does this mean you're going to try at it again?

And if I remmber rightly I think it was Trans Atlantic Championship Wrestling although I could be wrong

I won't be apart of it, if it does. And TCW does ring a bell.

Kashdinero
08-04-2012, 06:26 AM
[IC @$ Ma$$Dinero: So, like, did anyone catch the number of that truck that just ran over TheDevilsMullet and Shuricunt? Guess we showed them who the real top dogs are on WF@RFare, eh, JMiz? Gayson Alexpanda and Malnutritioned Cage may have hogged that main event billing, but that was only because I wasn't booked for a match and my mere presence was enough to sell the place out. You're welcome. The next show I'm on is gonna have to gave a JabeTronâ„¢ outside to cater for the M@$$e$ I draw now I'm rolling with @JManisaJabster

#massforworldchamp


@Ma$$Murda: @ThaLOCO one can act as heelish as he wants, he's still Mexican Frodo in a Scream mask with a toy belt he won in a raffle #sleepsneedslifts

OOC: Yeah, that shuri/mass/tda/jman segment was a blast to write . The whole show was -as long as it was to type and put together- very enjoyable to work on. The TDA promo leading into the TDA>PrimusSucks squash match was actually done by TDA and is a fantastic piece of work in itself, but it was just the start of a huge segment taken up mostly by a Ma$$ intro lol (get used to 'em. V3 were all about the entrance, and Ma$$ and JMan will be no different.). But, yeah, that's how ya start a dream feud, people.

The AUK slaughtering of The Beersteins was done by B-Falconi, and was great. BF gets top marks for his first assignment :) That match marks the end of the very brief return of Hans and Markus. So.. Who is the number one contenders from the WF side of things? SnairBu have violently fallen out, so that leaves either The Panzer Division or AUK. One of them will be entering in the interbrand triple threat match at Kingdom Come to crown the first ever Unified JBW World Heavyweight Tag Team Champions. I believe that its either #SHAG or Ariel and Loki (I can't believe A and L are still active characters lol) for SD! and over on the Mayhem side of things, I'm not sure. As all of the Horrorcore guys are suspended, that leaves out Bricarus for the Mayhem side of things, so that leaves.... ?? The Nasty Crew? Nah.. I've a team in mind.. #secrets.. Either way, I would certainly say that tag teams are back in Jabe with a vengeance. #AUKfTw

Anyway...

I know I said that Studio Jabe was debuting a few days ago, but after I have a little sleep I'm gonna unveil JBW's newest project. Its actually going to need a lot of input from all of you guys, so, yeah, get ready to get creative. It will also be a place for you all to let out some frustrations when shows are late lol.

SD! is coming very soon as well, and I'll be working alongside JMan and Poot to get that done ASAP.

#kingdomcomeiscomingsoon

(Gladtdaisbackpanickedalittlebitthere)

Kashdinero
08-04-2012, 06:37 AM
I won't be apart of it, if it does. And TCW does ring a bell.

Yeah, we spoke extensively about this. This a lofty project, but it was an idea that was created to help make things run a little smoother around here. It would have been beneficial to EFedders and EFeds alike.

Lol, eh?

HolyJose2391
08-04-2012, 03:15 PM
I won't be apart of it, if it does. And TCW does ring a bell.
Some other guy from another wrestling forum came here and made a fed called True Championship Wrestling (TCW) it didn't last long

HeelTurn
08-04-2012, 03:16 PM
Seeing TCW makes me think of Tasty Coma Wife from Scrubs.

HolyJose2391
08-04-2012, 03:18 PM
Seeing TCW makes me think of Tasty Coma Wife from Scrubs.
LMAO YES!!!!!!!!

Also...PROMO!

HolyJose2391
08-04-2012, 03:32 PM
Also JBW Pop Quiz time! For those who have been here a while and newcomers.

1) Favorite Feud you have been in? Why?
2) Best feud you feel you've read? Why?
3) Who would you like to feud with in the future? Why?

Yeah I'm being all asshole teacher like and making you give a reason as to why.



For Me
1) Being apart of SuperNova and feuding with FSA. I was at work yesterday and I saw this little paper and on it said FSA (it's a job title for the financial officer at work) and made me think of the feud with the Five Star Attraction. Also working with Snair, Pumpkin Head, Manabu, Jhorton, TDA and Zapph was a blast.

2) The Eye vs. V3. V3 is the best faction hands down and Five of the best I've ever seen in one group (Samoan619, Leggo (I miss ya Bruv!), our leader Kash, Panda (I misses you too :( ) and If you don't remember for a brief time Sleepy Loco was apart of it too. Going up and taking down Iron Ape and the gang. I mean it brought us one of my favorite matches in the Cockney Cage Match. Best feud I've ever seen so far.


3)Alpha Dog hands down. I know it's being built up but I would love a huge feud with him. One of the best I've ever worked with and I know we can put on a good show.

HeelTurn
08-04-2012, 03:47 PM
Good questions HJ

Fave Proph Feud, vs Zeus. I loved doing all the Greek God promos, and reuniting with VKM and debuting Ragnarok to.

Fave Feud to Read, Anything with K-Jam and Romes, the 2 of them worked so well together whatever they were doing.

Person to Feud with, Proph has only really had few feuds (2 of them were realllllly long lol) luckily he feuded with J-Man in AWF, so I would say Shuriken, purely because I feel he is one of, if not the best in all of the efeds.

thejman93
08-04-2012, 04:11 PM
1. Shuri' v. Jman. It, like, made me.

2. Ma$$ v. K-Jamm. Duh.

3. Hmmmmm, this is tough. How 'bout eventually turning on Ma$$?

thejman93
08-04-2012, 07:05 PM
Alive Jabe is about to be alive.

HolyJose2391
08-04-2012, 07:07 PM
Alive Jabe is about to be alive.
Damn straight it is! When are we getting started on Kingdom Come? Jman you need help with SHOWDOWN? I am available until 9:00 if needed.....then going out for some drinks I love being 21 my liver not so much

thejman93
08-04-2012, 07:09 PM
Damn straight it is! When are we getting started on Kingdom Come? Jman you need help with SHOWDOWN? I am available until 9:00 if needed.....then going out for some drinks I love being 21 my liver not so much

Hmmmmm........

I'm PMing you.

HolyJose2391
08-04-2012, 07:10 PM
Hmmmmm........

I'm PMing you.

Sounds good!

Kashdinero
08-04-2012, 07:52 PM
Going with multiple answers here.

1: K-Jammin. Duh... V3 vs The Eye is joint top. Working with Rome.--even had fun doing TFAOMAD episodes where he was looking for Rome and kept finding robot versions of him lol... vs Silver Cena (the match that never happened)..

2: Siaki vs Shuriken. Biased. Plus, it lasted a hole year before I did that match... Proph vs VKM. This feud was HOT back in Jabes ealy months .. Zeus vs Alpha. Had great work put into this thing. Found it quite inspiring if I'm honest. Zapph was on form here... Jose vs Markus. Too cool for words lol.... The FSA vs SuperNova. A vast amount of guys involved in that thing. Manabu was always on form in those days, and Snair was great as the looooong time reigning champ. Markus was always a riot back then as well, but, if I'm really honest, I know that TDA was very much a huge part of why that feud was great. A TDA vs Jose vs Alpha Dog feud over the rights to name SuperNova would be awesome..

3: Too many to mention, but here we go. Obviously Shuri and TDA (it's why I booked it lol #selfish).. JMan is one and oh over Ma$$.. If he keeps up the lip this tag team might not last long lol. JMan vs Ma$$ is probably one of those feuds that would have to be over the world title IMO... Alpha is destined to one day get knocked out by Ma$$, as is Proph, Zeus, RedruM, Sandman, Cage, Alexander (both of them), a proper feud with Rome, Depri$e in a rap battle, Siaki, George (yep), LRB, Kayden, May, Gillz, Flameheart, Istvan, Brick, and a hell of a lot more. Lol. But, truthfully, right now, I think a Ma$$-Sleeper feud could own a little.

CGBigMan
08-04-2012, 08:08 PM
Going with multiple answers here.

1: K-Jammin. Duh... V3 vs The Eye is joint top. Working with Rome.--even had fun doing TFAOMAD episodes where he was looking for Rome and kept finding robot versions of him lol... vs Silver Cena (the match that never happened)..

2: Siaki vs Shuriken. Biased. Plus, it lasted a hole year before I did theat match... Proph vs VKM. This feud was HOT back in Jabes ealy months .. Zeus vs Alpha. Had great work put into this thing. Found it quite inspiring if I'm honest. Zapph was on form here... Jose vs Markus. Too cool for words lol.... The FSA vs SuperNova. A vast amount of guys involved in that thing. Manabu was always on form in those days, and Snair was great as the looooong time reigning champ. Markus was always a riot back then as well, but, if I'm really honest, I know that TDA was very much a huge part of why that feud was great. A TDA vs Jose vs Alpha Dog feud over the rights to name SuperNova would be awesome..

3: Too many to mention, but here we go. Obviously Shuri and TDA (it's why I booked it lol #selfish).. JMan is one and oh over Ma$$.. If he keeps up the lip this tag team might not last long lol. JMan vs Ma$$ is probably one of those feuds that would have to be over the world title IMO... Alpha is destined to one day get knocked out by Ma$$, as is Proph, Zeus, RedruM, Sandman, Cage, Alexander (both of them), a proper feud with Rome, Depri$e in a rap battle, Siaki, George (yep), LRB, Kayden, May, Gillz, Flameheart, Istvan, Brick, and a hell of a lot more. Lol. But, truthfully, right now, I think a Ma$$-Sleeper feud could own a little.

yay a mention
lol
i cant realy answer the first 2 questions
but theres many id love to fued with
ive already fueded with jman in AWF and had a mini fued with Shuri
theres just to many great names id loved to be involved with

Kashdinero
08-04-2012, 08:40 PM
Gillz vs Snair would be a great feud... Two former world champs right there.

chunkkynutzzz
08-04-2012, 08:52 PM
Enters The Thread

*immediate Boo's*

IC as Depri$e: I Should be One the Man on everybody wish list as I elevate everyone and bring prestige to Wrestling. Going against me brings Ratings,and gives you recognition.Then I kick your ass and people will remember it, not for you being you,but for how I did it. As I Always Give you a show to remember.
And @Ma$$, You know what I'm talking about,Now that I said You know What I'M talking about.

eyehatecena
08-04-2012, 10:32 PM
Also JBW Pop Quiz time! For those who have been here a while and newcomers.

1) Favorite Feud you have been in? Why?
Have not had a feud as such, but had got to work against Pumpkin Head a little in HWA- Panzers vs his Perfect Warriors. And a one off match pitting Hans Beerstien and Hanz Gruber(my guy) vs the Panzers- but I wrote Beerstiens promo for that match, so I guess that doesn't count.

2) Best feud you feel you've read? Why?
Honestly, I could not answer this right now- read a lot of good ones

3) Who would you like to feud with in the future? Why?
A feud with Rob Rage is always fun- he(Roba) is a great writer and great to work with. In EWA, I have fueded with him with one of my guys, and worked along side of him with another of his guys. Jman is another guy I'd love to work with and of course any of HJ's guys. I've written matches for most of his guys, but except for a match or two with him in EWA, I never really fueded with one of his guys.

HolyJose2391
08-04-2012, 10:36 PM
Also JBW Pop Quiz time! For those who have been here a while and newcomers.

1) Favorite Feud you have been in? Why?
Have not had a feud as such, but had got to work against Pumpkin Head a little in HWA- Panzers vs his Perfect Warriors. And a one off match pitting Hans Beerstien and Hanz Gruber(my guy) vs the Panzers- but I wrote Beerstiens promo for that match, so I guess that doesn't count.

2) Best feud you feel you've read? Why?
Honestly, I could not answer this right now- read a lot of good ones

3) Who would you like to feud with in the future? Why?
A feud with Rob Rage is always fun- he(Roba) is a great writer and great to work with. In EWA, I have fueded with him with one of my guys, and worked along side of him with another of his guys. Jman is another guy I'd love to work with and of course any of HJ's guys. I've written matches for most of his guys, but except for a match or two with him in EWA, I never really fueded with one of his guys.
Hanz vs Michael? That'll be one of the first greats of EWA!

eyehatecena
08-04-2012, 11:00 PM
Hanz vs Michael? That'll be one of the first greats of EWA!

Yeah, we have a sort of feud, but nothing like Hanz/Rage and nothing like Michael/Kidd. Hanz just hates everyone- except those in Croft Limted of course- and all the women

Snair
08-05-2012, 06:08 AM
1.TDA because was awesome in this feud even if the results don't show any TDA win, he ended up owning Snair most of the time.

2.V3 vs Eye, Prophecy vs Zeus/VKM, Chainsaw vs Samson,Kjam vs Ma$$.............

3.Prophecy/ Zeus/ Holyjose/ Chainsaw / Saiki/ Ma$$

Snair
08-05-2012, 06:12 AM
Gillz vs Snair would be a great feud... Two former world champs right there.

http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/302/170/685.png

SLEEPY LOCO1
08-05-2012, 10:14 AM
1) Favorite Feud you have been in? Why?

BodomInvader vs The Sleeper - After BI disappeared after a couple shows I was the one writing for both sides, plus I had alot of fun writing the tables match that ended the feud. Also Kash let me decide who was going to win or lose that match, I lost.:cool:

2) Best feud you feel you've read? Why?

The Eye vs. V3 & Dos Vatos - Almost the whole time V3 was feuding with The Eye, Sleeper & Helmsley was also involved with feuds with members, before Sleeps joined V3.

3) Who would you like to feud with in the future? Why?

HolyJose - I always liked Jose's character and thought we should have a feud

Seth Thirteen - This is probaly my favorite of SG's characters and I think the Sleeper and Seth could put on a hell of a hardcore match.

Ka$hDinero - I just want to beat the shit out of the boss for always talking shit about me being an average sized MEXICAN!!!
:cool:

Depri$e - I have had fun doing some ICing with him .

HolyJose2391
08-05-2012, 10:20 AM
1) Favorite Feud you have been in? Why?

BodomInvader vs The Sleeper - After BI disappeared after a couple shows I was the one writing for both sides, plus I had alot of fun writing the tables match that ended the feud. Also Kash let me decide who was going to win or lose that match, I lost.:cool:

2) Best feud you feel you've read? Why?

The Eye vs. V3 & Dos Vatos - Almost the whole time V3 was feuding with The Eye, Sleeper & Helmsley was also involved with feuds with members, before Sleeps joined V3.

3) Who would you like to feud with in the future? Why?

HolyJose - I always liked Jose's character and thought we should have a feud

Seth Thirteen - This is probaly my favorite of SG's characters and I think the Sleeper and Seth could put on a hell of a hardcore match.

Ka$hDinero - I just want to beat the shit out of the boss for always talking shit about me being an average sized MEXICAN!!!
:cool:

Depri$e - I have had fun doing some ICing with him .

I still remember Episode 20 of WARFare. Jose just won the TV championship and you walked in holding your TV Championship. It could have easily set up a feud. I would love a Jose and Sleeps feud.

RomanFlare
08-05-2012, 10:41 AM
1) Best Feud You've Been In? Why?

EVERY DAMN ONE! Why? BECAUSE I'M IN IT!

2) Favorite Feud to read?

God... Iunno if I could pick a favorite.

3) Future Feud?

Myself. Why? #RATINGS

SilverGhost
08-05-2012, 03:53 PM
Myself. Why? #RATINGS

I don't know....when you got on TV, ratings went down. Probably they had something better to do lol ;)

thejman93
08-05-2012, 03:58 PM
JMan is one and oh over Ma$$.. If he keeps up the lip this tag team might not last long lol. JMan vs Ma$$ is probably one of those feuds that would have to be over the world title IMO...

Hahahaha!

Jose asked, I answered. For now, though, I'm perfectly content beating on Shuri' and TDA. :D

SilverGhost
08-05-2012, 04:12 PM
Hahahaha!

Jose asked, I answered. For now, though, I'm perfectly content beating on Shuri' and TDA. :D

IC as Shuriken: Do you really think that you can beat me or the legend, TDA? Jman your change in conviction will be your downfall. It has been that way ever since you turned your back on the world.

thejman93
08-05-2012, 04:16 PM
IC as Shuriken: Do you really think that you can beat me or the legend, TDA? Jman your change in conviction will be your downfall. It has been that way ever since you turned your back on the world.

Jman: No, Shuri', it's the other way around. Your spineless pandering to those people will be your downfall.

OOC: Shit, I'm really a heel....Just hit me as I was typing that. :D

CGBigMan
08-05-2012, 04:26 PM
Hahahaha!

Jose asked, I answered. For now, though, I'm perfectly content beating on Shuri' and TDA. :D
IC: im sure if i could beat shuri
then you would have a fair shot at it

thejman93
08-05-2012, 04:29 PM
IC: im sure if i could beat shuri
then you would have a fair shot at it

A fair shot, huh? Because you're so much better than me?

CGBigMan
08-05-2012, 04:33 PM
A fair shot, huh? Because you're so much better than me?
IC:you said it, not me

SilverGhost
08-05-2012, 04:49 PM
Jman: No, Shuri', it's the other way around. Your spineless pandering to those people will be your downfall.

IC as Shuriken: Spineless? Me? I wasn't the one giving the cheap shots nor having a group of thugs with guns.

thejman93
08-05-2012, 05:08 PM
IC as Shuriken: Spineless? Me? I wasn't the one giving the cheap shots nor having a group of thugs with guns.

Jman: If it were up to me, the thugs would all be out of a job. Ma$$ and I don't need them to fuck you two up.

HolyJose2391
08-05-2012, 05:50 PM
IC as Shuriken: Do you really think that you can beat me or the legend, TDA? Jman your change in conviction will be your downfall. It has been that way ever since you turned your back on the world.
IC: hey get Shuriken. Unmm didn't you know that Jman beat you for the World title? Or did you knock you around too much for you to remember?

thejman93
08-05-2012, 05:58 PM
IC: hey get Shuriken. Unmm didn't you know that Jman beat you for the World title? Or did you knock you around too much for you to remember?

IC: See, this guy gets it.

HolyJose2391
08-05-2012, 06:06 PM
IC: it's about time you and Ma$$ realized that being the good guy will only get you overlooked. Since I was drafted it seems as if Warfare seems to be in capable hands. An if we're at war with Showdown *looks around* huh figures I'm the only one from Mayhem with the balls to fight back. Maybe this will show them that I deserve a shot at Romes on Mayhem's side

thejman93
08-05-2012, 06:11 PM
IC: it's about time you and Ma$$ realized that being the good guy will only get you overlooked. Since I was drafted it seems as if Warfare seems to be in capable hands. An if we're at war with Showdown *looks around* huh figures I'm the only one from Mayhem with the balls to fight back. Maybe this will show them that I deserve a shot at Romes on Mayhem's side

IC: "HolyJose: Unified Champion" has a nice ring to it.

HeelTurn
08-05-2012, 06:17 PM
Sent my promo for Octane HJ, not my best work I'll be honest.

HolyJose2391
08-05-2012, 06:22 PM
IC: "HolyJose: Unified Champion" has a nice ring to it.
IC: see, this guy gets it!

HolyJose2391
08-05-2012, 06:29 PM
Sent my promo for Octane HJ, not my best work I'll be honest.
You bashful SOB you! It was great!

Robareid
08-06-2012, 04:59 AM
Oh fiuck, Octane promo. Completely forgot about that...

PandaMassacre
08-06-2012, 08:12 AM
http://i46.tinypic.com/1z1zc4m.jpg

CGBigMan
08-06-2012, 08:59 AM
just a note
i leave for portugal at 4:30 in the morning
so for a week i wont be doing promos

johnnydropkicks
08-06-2012, 09:29 AM
awesome take pictures.

Poot-Hair
08-06-2012, 10:28 AM
Time to go hump a teddy bear, be back later.

thejman93
08-06-2012, 11:30 AM
Oh fiuck, Octane promo. Completely forgot about that...

As did I.....

HolyJose2391
08-06-2012, 02:09 PM
As did I.....
Tstak task and you were the first one to ask about it too :p

thejman93
08-06-2012, 02:13 PM
Tstak task and you were the first one to ask about it too :p

Hold you panties on, it's coming. :p

HolyJose2391
08-06-2012, 02:43 PM
Hold you panties on, it's coming. :p
Sorry these panties are getting autographed hurry up! Lol jk

S.E. Zero
08-06-2012, 03:12 PM
http://i46.tinypic.com/1z1zc4m.jpg

Just.....why?

:p

thejman93
08-06-2012, 03:14 PM
Just.....why?

:p

Does Panda need a reason? No, no she doesn't. :D

S.E. Zero
08-06-2012, 03:41 PM
Does Panda need a reason? No, no she doesn't. :D

No. No she does not ;)

Poot-Hair
08-06-2012, 07:58 PM
Teddy is officially sticky. I feel much better now

HolyJose2391
08-06-2012, 08:45 PM
Teddy is officially sticky. I feel much better now
Make sure to collect the semen. Bottle it up and sell it to children as special pudding

TheDevilsAdvocate
08-06-2012, 11:10 PM
I should have a stronger connection soon. Since my connection keeps going out for long periods of time I have had more time to think of interesting PPV, character, story-line, and other ideas. I have big plans for Jabe once my new connection is officially set-up.

HolyJose2391
08-06-2012, 11:13 PM
I should have a stronger connection soon. Since my connection keeps going out for long periods of time I have had more time to think of interesting PPV, character, story-line, and other ideas. I have big plans for Jabe once my new connection is officially set-up.
you have no idea how much this excites me!!!!

SilverGhost
08-06-2012, 11:52 PM
Same here. Can't wait for this!

RomanFlare
08-07-2012, 06:39 AM
Your champion will be disappearing into the void for a few days (weeks?). I have a new game I need to play. So until then, you can signal me with a smoke signal or a stripper gram. And I'm not even sure about those two.

What game?


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MOwKz8DFqtI

I haven't been this jacked since my first HS football game.

chunkkynutzzz
08-07-2012, 06:47 PM
IC as Depri$e: Depri$eIsRight...that is ALL.

SilverGhost
08-08-2012, 02:49 AM
IC as Depri$e: Depri$eIsRight...that is ALL.

IC as Seth: SHUT THE FUCK UP GARBAGE PIECE OF SHIT OR ELSE I'M GONNA USE A FUCKING BRANDING IRON ACROSS YOUR FACE!

chunkkynutzzz
08-08-2012, 10:18 AM
IC as Depri$e: U. Ain't . Gon . Do . SHIEET!!..*SPITS IN SETH'S face*

I Don't Respect You or Anything you did or brought to Wrestling. So As You Speak about pieces of shit,well look no farther then the mirror ,take a close look turd.

*seth looks in the mirror with depri$e near him*

You see that in the mirror turd, First clean the spit ,clean the spit seth . Alright, You see the mirror seth .that's you being a piece of shit , not only are you an asshole.but you are the shit that comes out of it.

Now Go Train. *slaps the back of seths head* shew.

HolyJose2391
08-08-2012, 10:32 AM
Security surrounds Depri$e and Seth.

IC: Hey now! No brawling in the main thread! Or There will be consequences!

HolyJose2391
08-08-2012, 05:25 PM
It's days like today I really wish I had access to professional recording equipment. Been singing my ass off these last few hours

SilverGhost
08-08-2012, 06:14 PM
IC as Depri$e: U. Ain't . Gon . Do . SHIEET!!..*SPITS IN SETH'S face*

I Don't Respect You or Anything you did or brought to Wrestling. So As You Speak about pieces of shit,well look no farther then the mirror ,take a close look turd.

*seth looks in the mirror with depri$e near him*

You see that in the mirror turd, First clean the spit ,clean the spit seth . Alright, You see the mirror seth .that's you being a piece of shit , not only are you an asshole.but you are the shit that comes out of it.

Now Go Train. *slaps the back of seths head* shew.

IC as Seth: THIS FUCKING PRICK SPIT IN MY FACE! OH HELL NO! I'M GONNA FUCKING KILL YOU! MAKE YOU WISH THAT YOU WEREN'T FUCKING BORN IN THE SAME PLANET AS ME!

*bites the lighttube and spits at Depri$e's face*

NEXT TIME I SEE YOU, YOU WILL BE DEAD!


Security surrounds Depri$e and Seth.

IC: Hey now! No brawling in the main thread! Or There will be consequences!

IC as Seth: *smashes a lighttube on one security guard's face*

SHUT THE FUCK UP AND DON'T TOUCH ME, GODDAMNIT!

S.E. Zero
08-09-2012, 01:42 AM
Jason Alexander: Finally I break my silence. No longer will I remain idly by while Showdown think they can get away with stealing my moment. I will make sure that at Kingdom Come, they get what they deserve and that's to live in an endless nightmare at my hands much like many have before today and so many more (like that HWA bitch called Juarez) will experience very soon.

JBW is the best in the world and it will be me leading it to glory like it deserves.

Kashdinero
08-09-2012, 06:14 AM
EVERYBODY!!

Studio Jabe's first ever show has been posted. Check it out by visiting the Jabe sticky. Get a feel for what I'm looking for and go and get creative!!

Studio Jabe has finally been launched!

Plenty more to come, folks!

SLEEPY LOCO1
08-09-2012, 06:17 AM
EVERYBODY!!

Studio Jabe's first ever show has been posted. Check it out by visiting the Jabe sticky. Get a feel for what I'm looking for and go and get creative!!

Studio Jabe has finally been launched!

Plenty more to come, folks!

Funny read man. Can't wait till more come out.

Great job 68Payne!!!:cool:

Kashdinero
08-09-2012, 06:46 AM
Funny read man. Can't wait till more come out.

Great job 68Payne!!!:cool:

I have the whole season, so its just a matter of scheduling it the right way.. But, yeah, fantastic work, Payney!

Poot-Hair
08-09-2012, 07:56 AM
Lol I Kinda feel like an outsider looking in now.

TheDevilsAdvocate
08-09-2012, 12:02 PM
Great song when you ignore the fact that it features a loosey goosey whore who is probably boring in bed.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ROtBbOcdFxo


And with that being said and watched, I got my new connection set up and I am ready to go. Earlier today I prepared the introduction and first 10 paragraphs to a Novel-ed Wrestling story based on TDA and the obstacles that he had faced, including a legitimate Indy Fed featuring matches, promo's, and the likes somewhere within the story itself. But I shall not reveal THAT much.


Also, Poot, it's real sad to see ya' go! I for one actually enjoyed your personality even though it could be a slight bit intense at times. However, that just makes you all that more unique.

Poot-Hair
08-09-2012, 12:07 PM
Great song when you ignore the fact that it features a loosey goosey whore who is probably boring in bed.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ROtBbOcdFxo


And with that being said and watched, I got my new connection set up and I am ready to go. Earlier today I prepared the introduction and first 10 paragraphs to a Novel-ed Wrestling story based on TDA and the obstacles that he had faced, including a legitimate Indy Fed featuring matches, promo's, and the likes somewhere within the story itself. But I shall not reveal THAT much.


Also, Poot, it's real sad to see ya' go! I for one actually enjoyed your personality even though it could be a slight bit intense at times. However, that just makes you all that more unique.Welcome back TDA!! I'm glad to know you're going to be on alot more (hopefully).

Thanks for the kind words my friend. My personality is a bit intense. I'm a goofball alot of times but if I feel like you're in the wrong I have no problems telling you lol. I blame nearly a decade in the Marines for that :D

TheDevilsAdvocate
08-09-2012, 12:17 PM
Welcome back TDA!! I'm glad to know you're going to be on alot more (hopefully).

Thanks for the kind words my friend. My personality is a bit intense. I'm a goofball alot of times but if I feel like you're in the wrong I have no problems telling you lol. I blame nearly a decade in the Marines for that :D

Thank you!! The plan is for me to be on more and to be even more active. Before my unfortunate problem not too long ago I was coming on here sporadically, but starting today I will be back on here in full force. Just like you I have been thinking about doing more threads. I'm just extremely picky about which subjects I would choose.

And I respect the hell out of what the Marines do. My Grandfather was a Marine back in his day and they used to take him and a crew of other guys up to this place where he watched them test bombs. As a result of that he lost all of his hair. I'm not sure what the Marines are like these days, but it is still no cake walk I could assume.

thejman93
08-09-2012, 12:22 PM
Devs is home! Kash can stop panicking now. :D

TheDevilsAdvocate
08-09-2012, 12:31 PM
Devs is home! Kash can stop panicking now. :D

Oh noez. I really had no idea that he was panicking. I'm completely rejuvenated now. All my grips and neediness to leave have completely evaporated from my thought process. I'm just dying to get my hands on more things such as writing. While I was gone I started reading comic novels (Oh how inspiring!) and it got me thinking about some interesting things I could do with Kash.


....Aside from the late night and inappropriate embraces.

HolyJose2391
08-09-2012, 12:38 PM
Devs is back!!!!!

TheDevilsAdvocate
08-09-2012, 12:47 PM
Devs is back!!!!!

For the better part of my time here! :D

SilverGhost
08-09-2012, 01:21 PM
That's awesome that Devs is back xD

Comic Novels? I recommend Watchmen lol

TheDevilsAdvocate
08-09-2012, 01:43 PM
That's awesome that Devs is back xD

Comic Novels? I recommend Watchmen lol

I watched the movie. It was ah-ma-zing.

S.E. Zero
08-09-2012, 01:57 PM
Welcome back Devs, now I can continue to whip your butt in IC'ing ;)

Lol, I kid. I bow down to your awesomeness. :p

HeelTurn
08-09-2012, 02:00 PM
The Jabe Family is back together again, time to kick some ass.

S.E. Zero
08-09-2012, 02:03 PM
The Jabe Family is back together again, time to kick some ass.

You definitely need to pot here more often. That mighty fine sig of yours is something Jabe needs ;)

HeelTurn
08-09-2012, 02:04 PM
You definitely need to pot here more often. That mighty fine sig of yours is something Jabe needs ;)

"Its not the sig Jabe wants, but its the sig Jabe needs"
Commisioner Gordon.

S.E. Zero
08-09-2012, 02:08 PM
"Its not the sig Jabe wants, but its the sig Jabe needs"
Commisioner Gordon.


http://images.wikia.com/theamazingworldofgumball/images/f/fd/Genius_meme_There_I_Fixed_It-s1280x985-333786-580.png

Indeed.

TheDevilsAdvocate
08-09-2012, 02:17 PM
Welcome back Devs, now I can continue to whip your butt in IC'ing ;)

Lol, I kid. I bow down to your awesomeness. :p

No, no. It should be the other way around. I'm going to go all Chris Jericho on your butt and put you over while still being cool and relevant at the same time, lol. :D See what I did there?

TheDevilsAdvocate
08-09-2012, 02:18 PM
The Jabe Family is back together again, time to kick some ass.

Jaybe 4 lyfe y0.

SilverGhost
08-09-2012, 02:18 PM
IC as Shuriken: Jman and Ma$$. Tick-tock, my friends. Tick-tock.

S.E. Zero
08-09-2012, 02:19 PM
No, no. It should be the other way around. I'm going to go all Chris Jericho on your butt and put you over while still being cool and relevant at the same time, lol. :D See what I did there?

Lol. I did see. Thank you for pointing out the obvious :p

TheDevilsAdvocate
08-09-2012, 02:25 PM
IC as Shuriken: Jman and Ma$$. Tick-tock, my friends. Tick-tock.

IC: What are you... Count Dracula from Sesame Street? You have a weird obsession with numbers.. I do know one thing though. We would destroy them both and make them regret ever picking a fight with two dominating forces.

HolyJose2391
08-09-2012, 02:27 PM
You have no clue how happy this makes me. Remind me of a reunion this video will do


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O6XE1XRiLeY&feature=youtube_gdata_player

SilverGhost
08-09-2012, 02:30 PM
IC: What are you... Count Dracula from Sesame Street? You have a weird obsession with numbers.. I do know one thing though. We would destroy them both and make them regret ever picking a fight with two dominating forces.

IC as Shuriken: I'm surprised that you can get air from that high up but you are right when it comes to those two. Ma$$, you snake. I'll fight you and make sure that you will regret crossing me. Jman, disappointed in you. The future of JBW turned his back on the people he loved. I'm still wondering how you beat me but that won't happen again.

TheDevilsAdvocate
08-09-2012, 04:09 PM
For those of you who want to participate in my special show that is being typed up ATM please PM me. It's going to be like an indy extravaganza but at the same time it will be televised on the Jabe Network.

SilverGhost
08-09-2012, 04:15 PM
INDY!? JABE!?

OH SWEET JEESUZ!!! lol

S.E. Zero
08-09-2012, 04:35 PM
For those of you who want to participate in my special show that is being typed up ATM please PM me. It's going to be like an indy extravaganza but at the same time it will be televised on the Jabe Network.

sign me up right now.

HolyJose2391
08-09-2012, 08:52 PM
Already PMd you TDA! No way I'm missing out on this

Snair
08-09-2012, 11:16 PM
TDA, Snair wants in.

TheDevilsAdvocate
08-10-2012, 02:22 AM
I will try to remember that you guys want to be involved. I'm already at 1,000 words alone with the intro and I have already rolled out some surprises.Depending on my typing speed and my over-all basic knowledge of structuring a show then I will have to say that Develocity will be posted within the next few days or some time next week. Considering it is a special I feel no need to rush it as I want it to be perfect for you guys. I just wont be plugging Twitter, so don't expect that.

S.E. Zero
08-10-2012, 02:30 AM
I will try to remember that you guys want to be involved. I'm already at 1,000 words alone with the intro and I have already rolled out some surprises.Depending on my typing speed and my over-all basic knowledge of structuring a show then I will have to say that Develocity will be posted within the next few days or some time next week. Considering it is a special I feel no need to rush it as I want it to be perfect for you guys. I just wont be plugging Twitter, so don't expect that.

The more you put yourself into it the better. We can wait for perfection. Twitter thing noted and PM replied :)

SilverGhost
08-10-2012, 02:33 AM
Sweet! It will be great!

Poot-Hair
08-10-2012, 07:34 AM
Facking great to have TDA back rockin' it with us. Yeah Devs the Marines of today are still as tough as ever. I'll give you an example;

When I was going through Terroristic Interrogation Desensitivity training in Iraq (in case we ever got captured) this is what they had me do. First I had to get in a box barely big enough to sit/slouch in with my knees bent. Then for hours at a time (I'm not sure how long because it literally scrambles your brain, I'm guessing anywhere from 1-3 hours) they played a recording of a baby crying into a speaker at my head. Over and over and over. After that they would pull you out, and put a blindfold on you then interrogate you. If you didn't give, they put you back in the box. If you survived 3 rounds of it you completed the training. If not, you went back into the box until you could make it three rounds. Thank God I made it on the first try. I saw guys literally go in there 6 times or more. I couldn't imagine.

TheDevilsAdvocate
08-10-2012, 11:52 AM
Facking great to have TDA back rockin' it with us. Yeah Devs the Marines of today are still as tough as ever. I'll give you an example;

When I was going through Terroristic Interrogation Desensitivity training in Iraq (in case we ever got captured) this is what they had me do. First I had to get in a box barely big enough to sit/slouch in with my knees bent. Then for hours at a time (I'm not sure how long because it literally scrambles your brain, I'm guessing anywhere from 1-3 hours) they played a recording of a baby crying into a speaker at my head. Over and over and over. After that they would pull you out, and put a blindfold on you then interrogate you. If you didn't give, they put you back in the box. If you survived 3 rounds of it you completed the training. If not, you went back into the box until you could make it three rounds. Thank God I made it on the first try. I saw guys literally go in there 6 times or more. I couldn't imagine.

That's intense! I could never do anything like that. When I am in tight spaces I start to suffocate due to the limited air space.


ALSO, good and bad news guy...

-Bad news: I woke up from my brief nap with flu-like symptoms.

-Good news: I don't give a fxck and I am pushing through to get the show done. I'm waiting on a few promo's but I have typed little 'place here later' things in place of where so and so will end up being posted to. I'm just going to wrap up the remainder of the show which includes segments, commentary, commercials(yes, Showdown! style), and locker room parties!

thejman93
08-10-2012, 12:11 PM
I want in, Devski! Is it too late?

TheDevilsAdvocate
08-10-2012, 12:17 PM
I want in, Devski! Is it too late?

Sure thing! All I need is your theme though. I would go find it myself but my flash player has been iffy for me since yesterday.

thejman93
08-10-2012, 12:19 PM
Sure thing! All I need is your theme though. I would go find it myself but my flash player has been iffy for me since yesterday.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CwIvBNsSywQ

HeelTurn
08-10-2012, 12:21 PM
Sure thing! All I need is your theme though. I would go find it myself but my flash player has been iffy for me since yesterday.

The Prophecy would love to be involved to...

S.E. Zero
08-10-2012, 12:24 PM
This show is gonna be amazing with Alexander, Prophecy, Jman and more. Really looking forward to it.

thejman93
08-10-2012, 12:27 PM
So, in other Jabe news, SD! will be up by the middle of next week. The future is coming, and it's coming quickly.

S.E. Zero
08-10-2012, 12:29 PM
So, in other Jabe news, SD! will be up by the middle of next week. The future is coming, and it's coming quickly.

:( Why not Monday?, I hate Mondays. Jabe would liven up that day and make it exciting :p

Looking forward to it.

SilverGhost
08-10-2012, 12:32 PM
Yay! Some shows! Looking forward to this!

thejman93
08-10-2012, 12:34 PM
:( Why not Monday?, I hate Mondays. Jabe would liven up that day and make it exciting :p

Looking forward to it.

Contrary to popular belief, I'm not Superman. :D

S.E. Zero
08-10-2012, 12:36 PM
Contrary to popular belief, I'm not Superman. :D

Hey, you're....not but you can try lol if you need any help let me know. I'm just PM here or on FB away ;)

thejman93
08-10-2012, 12:41 PM
Hey, you're....not but you can try lol if you need any help let me know. I'm just PM here or on FB away ;)

I'm good, my dude. Holy, Poot and Kash all helped me out a ton.

Kashdinero
08-10-2012, 12:42 PM
Hey, Devs, any chance of a PM to let me know if this is the show we discussed, or you're just going into business for ya self again? ;)

thejman93
08-10-2012, 12:43 PM
Hey, Devs, any chance of a PM to let me know if this is the show we discussed, or you're just going into business for ya self again? ;)

el oh el.....

TheDevilsAdvocate
08-10-2012, 12:56 PM
Hey, Devs, any chance of a PM to let me know if this is the show we discussed, or you're just going into business for ya self again? ;)

It's the same show. Why would it be anything else?

TheDevilsAdvocate
08-10-2012, 01:56 PM
On second thought this flu is really kicking my butt. I will continue writing the show later if I am feeling better. I'll also send you a PM when I come back on Kash, because you seemed kind of surprised that I was doing the special.

HolyJose2391
08-10-2012, 02:53 PM
Showdown better be out before I leave for vacation!!!

thejman93
08-10-2012, 03:30 PM
Showdown better be out before I leave for vacation!!!

When's that, my dude?

HolyJose2391
08-10-2012, 03:32 PM
When's that, my dude?
I officially start it Tuesday but I'm going to PA on the 17th through the 19th I'm going to meet my heroes!

thejman93
08-10-2012, 03:41 PM
I officially start it Tuesday but I'm going to PA on the 17th through the 19th I'm going to meet my heroes!

It should definitely be up by the 17th. Definitely.

Poot-Hair
08-10-2012, 04:06 PM
Okay guys, I posted a blog yesterday and I'd like as much feedback on it as humanly possible. The title is "Who Betta' Than Kanyon: The Moral Debate" and talks directly about homosexuality in professional wrestling. It's an interesting blog and I'd love some comments!!

http://www.ewrestlingnews.com/community/entry.php?43408-Who-Betta-Than-Kanyon-The-Moral-Debate

HolyJose2391
08-10-2012, 04:29 PM
It should definitely be up by the 17th. Definitely.
Score! I don't wanna take my laptop to a sketch motel lol

TheDevilsAdvocate
08-10-2012, 06:34 PM
I'm excited for Showdown!. Also, I finished the first match on the special just moments ago. I'm halting my work until' I get confirmation from Kash to continue. He made me feel kind of uncomfortable about continuing. Kind of like I am interfering with something that is on a wide scale level.

tnawhat
08-10-2012, 11:41 PM
For those of you who want to participate in my special show that is being typed up ATM please PM me. It's going to be like an indy extravaganza but at the same time it will be televised on the Jabe Network.
Devs avidico would love to be involved

HolyJose2391
08-10-2012, 11:56 PM
devs avidico would love to be involved
whatsy is back!

TheDevilsAdvocate
08-11-2012, 12:14 AM
Devs avidico would love to be involved

Gladly! I'll prepare something for you as soon as I get the green light to finish the special.

Kashdinero
08-11-2012, 12:56 AM
Devs, man up, child ;)

Guys, the main event of this show is actually gonna own. #firsteveroneonone

The rest of the card is probably gonna feature the last appearance of a JBW legend.

Has the name been revealed yet?

TheDevilsAdvocate
08-11-2012, 09:54 AM
2,041 words on the introduction of the show alone! I still have 8 or so more matches to pump out including segments. I'm just waiting on a few promo's but overall the show is going smoothly.

Edit: With that I am going to further sleep off my sick and tiredness. I should be back on later to write a few more matches. Hopefully by then I will get what I need for certain parts. Until' then... Showdown! Showdown! Showdown!

~JIZZ~

SHOWDOWN!

thejman93
08-11-2012, 06:01 PM
Two hour chat with the bossman. Things are about to change, folks. Change for the better.

HeelTurn
08-11-2012, 06:04 PM
Two hour chat with the bossman. Things are about to change, folks. Change for the better.

Interesting very interesting lol

thejman93
08-11-2012, 06:06 PM
Interesting very interesting lol

Proph was talked about, btw.

We're burying you. :D

HeelTurn
08-11-2012, 06:06 PM
Proph was talked about, btw.

We're burying you. :D

Was it for the comment about you never holding the belt lol deserved

HolyJose2391
08-11-2012, 06:38 PM
Proph was talked about, btw.

We're burying you. :D
Sorry I wasn't able to be on. I was driving home in traffic almost ran out of gas

magglis
08-11-2012, 07:07 PM
Hey guys make sure you vote your picks in the efed quiz thread

TheDevilsAdvocate
08-11-2012, 08:51 PM
Unf (Hi there guys).

Edit:

By the way guys! Since I don't want to seem unfair at all I am doing the 'coin toss' method to determine the winners on the card I am doing. Some of the winners and losers might be surprising but I always wanted to add that realistic element to my show. Win or lose I hope that you guys enjoy the show when I get ready to put it out in the future. This will be my final announcement regarding the show until' it is officially completed.

HolyJose2391
08-11-2012, 08:59 PM
Unf (Hi there guys).

Edit:

By the way guys! Since I don't want to seem unfair at all I am doing the 'coin toss' method to determine the winners on the card I am doing. Some of the winners and losers might be surprising but I always wanted to add that realistic element to my show. Win or lose I hope that you guys enjoy the show when I get ready to put it out in the future. This will be my final announcement regarding the show until' it is officially completed.

*Cough*HolyJose always wins *Cough*

S.E. Zero
08-11-2012, 10:36 PM
*Cough*HolyJose always wins *Cough*

Not if it's against Jason Alexander ;) :p

HolyJose2391
08-11-2012, 10:56 PM
Not if it's against Jason Alexander ;) :p
Who? :p :rolleyes:

S.E. Zero
08-11-2012, 11:03 PM
Who? :p :rolleyes:

Your hearing aid fell out, let me help you.

-Jams it in HJ's ear and screams: Jaaaaaasssssoooooonnnnnn Allllleeexxxxaaaannnnnndddeeerrrr!!!!!!-

Now you wont forget it ever. :p

Lol, just messing though it would be cool if indeed there were a match between you and I one day. Looking forward to that :)

HolyJose2391
08-11-2012, 11:05 PM
Your hearing aid fell out, let me help you.

-Jams it in HJ's ear and screams: Jaaaaaasssssoooooonnnnnn Allllleeexxxxaaaannnnnndddeeerrrr!!!!!!-

Now you wont forget it ever. :p

Lol, just messing though it would be cool if indeed there were a match between you and I one day. Looking forward to that :)
Hold on let me go write that up :p lol


Yeah it would be great to see

S.E. Zero
08-11-2012, 11:08 PM
Hold on let me go write that up :p lol


Yeah it would be great to see

Indeed, next on list is you, Proph and Shuri for now. Would love to able to have a match with each one day for sure.

TheDevilsAdvocate
08-12-2012, 09:49 AM
Sorry for not responding to the idle chit chat PM's. I've been working my ass off.

BlackFalcon
08-12-2012, 12:35 PM
HELLOOOOOO JBW, I AM BACK AND READY FOR ACTION!!!

What I miss?

thejman93
08-12-2012, 12:48 PM
Do this....... (http://www.ewrestlingnews.com/community/showthread.php?23321-**New**-JBW-Biography-Thread&p=601660#post601660)

Robareid
08-12-2012, 01:29 PM
Do this....... (http://www.ewrestlingnews.com/community/showthread.php?23321-**New**-JBW-Biography-Thread&p=601660#post601660)

Do we do our own JBW Character Timeline?

BlackFalcon
08-12-2012, 01:53 PM
Okay cool. Also while I was at fringe, Mick Foley wasa ding his stand-up routine their, And i got his autograph!!!

chunkkynutzzz
08-12-2012, 04:34 PM
IC as Depri$e: Check the circulars, and in plain Big Print First Page. Pri$e is Thee Main Man in JBW

#Starpower

#WorldStar

TheDevilsAdvocate
08-12-2012, 05:53 PM
Does anyone here know what Tad Locust and Avidico's themes are?

HolyJose2391
08-12-2012, 06:26 PM
Does anyone here know what Tad Locust and Avidico's themes are?
No idea about Tad but Avidico is "Paper Wings" by Rise Against

thejman93
08-12-2012, 07:13 PM
Just call me Nick Saban...

HolyJose2391
08-12-2012, 07:15 PM
Just call me Nick Saban...
Do explain for us who don't know what that means?

Rehmix
08-12-2012, 08:30 PM
Just call me Nick Saban...

No! No No!

Kashdinero
08-13-2012, 04:31 AM
Hey, guys, just working on a killer seg for SD!.

Also, its time for everybody to check out the JabeSticky, follow the link on the JabeGotchi post, and do your bio's.

Or, just do this (http://www.ewrestlingnews.com/community/showthread.php?23321-**New**-JBW-Biography-Thread)...

Kashdinero
08-13-2012, 04:34 AM
Do we do our own JBW Character Timeline?

Yeah, just do it as best you can remember. Maybe make a few comments to accompany each feud/match/phase from your characters Jabe career. lol.

TheDevilsAdvocate
08-13-2012, 02:57 PM
I'm done working on the show for now. I'm missing too many main segments to journey onward.

thejman93
08-13-2012, 03:17 PM
I'm done working on the show for now. I'm missing too many main segments to journey onward.

Tough gig, ain't it?

TheDevilsAdvocate
08-13-2012, 03:31 PM
Tough gig, ain't it?

It's tougher than it used to be. When I had the gig originally it was a breeze. I worked some things out and I am in the midst of restructuring parts of the show for some new segments. I was just recently approached with an interesting one and I am anxious to start typing it up.

Enforcer23
08-13-2012, 10:17 PM
hey guys whats been going on in jabe world????

HolyJose2391
08-13-2012, 10:18 PM
hey guys whats been going on in jabe world????
Working hard preparing to mindfuck the world with our greatness and you know keep that number 1 spot :)

S.E. Zero
08-13-2012, 10:20 PM
hey guys whats been going on in jabe world????

Got a Warfare out, Showdown coming soon, then the PPV Kingdom Come and TDA is also writing a special show. Anything else I missed, Kash and the other can fill you in. Nice to see you back around these parts.

Enforcer23
08-13-2012, 10:23 PM
Got a Warfare out, Showdown coming soon, then the PPV Kingdom Come and TDA is also writing a special show. Anything else I missed, Kash and the other can fill you in. Nice to see you back around these parts.


Working hard preparing to mindfuck the world with our greatness and you know keep that number 1 spot :)

cheers boys yeah didint leave just been floating around doing other projects...im not sure who the showdown writer is but if they need more storylines hit me up a PM

HolyJose2391
08-13-2012, 10:24 PM
cheers boys yeah didint leave just been floating around doing other projects...im not sure who the showdown writer is but if they need more storylines hit me up a PM
That would be the coolest dude around that I know. JMAN!

Snair
08-14-2012, 08:29 AM
I'm done working on the show for now. I'm missing too many main segments to journey onward.

So when are you going to post 'DEVELOCITY'?

chunkkynutzzz
08-14-2012, 11:32 AM
IC as Depri$e: The Gap that needs to be filled can easily be Takin over by Pri$e. I Mean the talent here are the shits,not that I'm trying to be some saviour coming out the sky or some dark enchanted character doing this and that , nope.

I'm Makin my money , taking titles and getting bonuses...just cuz I know ima break records.

#RatingsRaiser #Depri$eIsRight

PandaMassacre
08-15-2012, 01:41 PM
IC as Depri$e: The Gap that needs to be filled can easily be Takin over by Pri$e. I Mean the talent here are the shits,not that I'm trying to be some saviour coming out the sky or some dark enchanted character doing this and that , nope.

I'm Makin my money , taking titles and getting bonuses...just cuz I know ima break records.

#RatingsRaiser #Depri$eIsRight


IC: The only record you will be breaking is the one for the most losses. You will be shoved to the back of the waiting line faster than you can say that monkey stole my banana!!!

HolyJose2391
08-15-2012, 02:10 PM
I just got a friend request from PandaMassacre. My day has been made

S.E. Zero
08-15-2012, 06:36 PM
I just got a friend request from PandaMassacre. My day has been made

Damn it...now I want one!! Oh wait....-checks friend list-.....Never mind :p

HolyJose2391
08-15-2012, 06:54 PM
Damn it...now I want one!! Oh wait....-checks friend list-.....Never mind :p
Chances are you sent her the request. She personally requested me. That means a lot more :p

S.E. Zero
08-15-2012, 06:55 PM
Chances are you sent her the request. She personally requested me. That means a lot more :p

Hurtful, bro. Hurtful. T___T

:p

HolyJose2391
08-15-2012, 06:57 PM
Hurtful, bro. Hurtful. T___T

:p
<3 :cool:;) :D

thejman93
08-15-2012, 07:01 PM
Chances are you sent her the request. She personally requested me. That means a lot more :p

Jose, my dude, think you can help me out again?

HolyJose2391
08-15-2012, 07:02 PM
Jose, my dude, think you can help me out again?
Yeah dude I'm free

thejman93
08-15-2012, 07:05 PM
Yeah dude I'm free

You're a fucking legend!

I'm PMing you.

HolyJose2391
08-15-2012, 07:06 PM
You're a fucking legend!

I'm PMing you.
Dawww no problem lol

Kashdinero
08-16-2012, 07:00 AM
My seg for SHOWDOWN! is coming along nicely. I foresee a weekend show come hell or high water. Things get reeeaaall interesting after that. Trust me lol.. le paysage changera Ã* jamais.

Soon as this seg is done, I'm going to be doing something for Devilocity featuring my three favourite characters. It should be a riot.

Anyway...

IC a$ Ma$$Dinero: All you poomps need to listen up. Apparently, those SHOWDOWN! shrimpdicks think that they're worthy being in the same ring as us, and, if I didn't have something far more annoying to deal with I'd totally help you out. Saying that, though, with guys like Captain Pugwash, and Daniel "I'm so fucking lame its not true" May leading the way, I'm pretty damn sure that the "underdevelopement" brand will go down quicker than Siaki after a punch to the face by his best friend in the world. No way guys like my new tag team partner JMan, or Lenny fuckin' Ray will be laying down for wankers like Dingo Mackrel-Face, or some Polish freak and his overexcited tag team partner. WARFare's rocking Apocalypse U-fookin'-KAY for fucksake! Are you mad? Those two would be the best tag team in the world today if it wasn't for me and J-Mizz, and I swear down, those two 'roid heads may be from England, but I couldn't hate them more if I tried. For a start, their accents grrriiiiinnnd me something chronic, but there's also the fact that Rob "ooohh watch out I'm gonna throw a 'roid" Rage is just the most boring cunt on the planet. Speaking of boring...

Dear NoKnobShuriPants if it wasn't for the fact that I'm more inclined to fist fuck your face when I see you next, I would love to take you up on that game of backgammon you've been begging me to play ever since you joined this place and stole the title from Baba Snair, so, please, give it a rest, eh? I don't give a shit if it's a game of skill and timing, or if it's your favourite way to relax after a big match. I just wanna beat you up. So..

Bring that big ol- no, sorry, that big ancient cockface, TheDevilsAnalpassage, with you to Kingdom Come, and meet me and JMan in a match that we shall call, "A London street fight--Philly style". Beleive me when I say that the two guys with the best named finishing moves in the business will, in fact, be finishing some business with you two off-key (yet perfectly suited) weirdo's, and finally, you'll realize that no matter what anyone tells you, you will NEVER be better than JMan and Ma$$. AKA, Team Fuck It.

Oh, and, just for the record and all that, I would own ShuShuRikidozan at backgammon. Own him.

SLEEPY LOCO1
08-16-2012, 07:14 AM
My seg for SHOWDOWN! is coming along nicely. I foresee a weekend show come hell or high water. Things get reeeaaall interesting after that. Trust me lol.. le paysage changera Ã* jamais.

Soon as this seg is done, I'm going to be doing something for Devilocity featuring my three favourite characters. It should be a riot.

Anyway...

IC a$ Ma$$Dinero: All you poomps need to listen up. Apparently, those SHOWDOWN! shrimpdicks think that they're worthy being in the same ring as us, and, if I didn't have something far more annoying to deal with I'd totally help you out. Saying that, though, with guys like Captain Pugwash, and Daniel "I'm so fucking lame its not true" May leading the way, I'm pretty damn sure that the "underdevelopement" brand will go down quicker than Siaki after a punch to the face by his best friend in the world. No way guys like my new tag team partner JMan, or Lenny fuckin' Ray will be laying down for wankers like Dingo Mackrel-Face, or some Polish freak and his overexcited tag team partner. WARFare's rocking Apocalypse U-fookin'-KAY for fucksake! Are you mad? Those two would be the best tag team in the world today if it wasn't for me and J-Mizz, and I swear down, those two 'roid heads may be from England, but I couldn't hate them more if I tried. For a start, their accents grrriiiiinnnd me something chronic, but there's also the fact that Rob "ooohh watch out I'm gonna throw a 'roid" Rage is just the most boring cunt on the planet. Speaking of boring...

Dear NoKnobShuriPants if it wasn't for the fact that I'm more inclined to fist fuck your face when I see you next, I would love to take you up on that game of backgammon you've been begging me to play ever since you joined this place and stole the title from Baba Snair, so, please, give it a rest, eh? I don't give a shit if it's a game of skill and timing, or if it's your favourite way to relax after a big match. I just wanna beat you up. So..

Bring that big ol- no, sorry, that big ancient cockface, TheDevilsAnalpassage, with you to Kingdom Come, and meet me and JMan in a match that we shall call, "A London street fight--Philly style". Beleive me when I say that the two guys with the best named finishing moves in the business will, in fact, be finishing some business with you two off-key (yet perfectly suited) weirdo's, and finally, you'll realize that no matter what anyone tells you, you will NEVER be better than JMan and Ma$$. AKA, Team Fuck It.

Oh, and, just for the record and all that, I would own ShuShuRikidozan at backgammon. Own him.

Sleeper: Huh? What was that? I'm sure you said something intimidating, but it's hard to understand you through that thick English accent and all that J-Izz nut in your mouth.

OOC::cool:

Kashdinero
08-16-2012, 07:29 AM
Sleeper: Huh? What was that? I'm sure you said something intimidating, but it's hard to understand you through that thick English accent and all that J-Izz nut in your mouth.

OOC::cool:

IC a$ Ma$$: Sorry, mi amigo, I ain't got a dollar for ya'! Now run along back to Mexico with your little tin belt and wrestle Teddy Hart for twenty five peso's a match, ya' little scamp. The big boys are talking now. And, while you're at it, take that stupid fuckin' mask off. It's not scary, and if I'm honest, it makes you look like a bit like a kid at a fancy dress party. #gotosleepsleeps

OOC: ;)

SLEEPY LOCO1
08-16-2012, 08:00 AM
IC a$ Ma$$: Sorry, mi amigo, I ain't got a dollar for ya'! Now run along back to Mexico with your little tin belt and wrestle Teddy Hart for twenty five peso's a match, ya' little scamp. The big boys are talking now. And, while you're at it, take that stupid fuckin' mask off. It's not scary, and if I'm honest, it makes you look like a bit like a kid at a fancy dress party. #gotosleepsleeps

OOC: ;)

Sleeper: It's all good locs, I don't need no dollar from you. *Sleeps pulls out a fat fold of cash* Your girl already paid me when she left my place this morning. #cantstopsleeps

magglis
08-16-2012, 12:16 PM
Go check the results in the e-fed quiz

TheDevilsAdvocate
08-16-2012, 01:15 PM
I'm never used to JBW falling that far down the thread list. It seems like everyone that should be active here have their priorities set elsewhere. After I am done writing this segment for the show I will start doing some more IC's.

SilverGhost
08-16-2012, 01:48 PM
My seg for SHOWDOWN! is coming along nicely. I foresee a weekend show come hell or high water. Things get reeeaaall interesting after that. Trust me lol.. le paysage changera Ã* jamais.

Soon as this seg is done, I'm going to be doing something for Devilocity featuring my three favourite characters. It should be a riot.

Anyway...

IC a$ Ma$$Dinero: All you poomps need to listen up. Apparently, those SHOWDOWN! shrimpdicks think that they're worthy being in the same ring as us, and, if I didn't have something far more annoying to deal with I'd totally help you out. Saying that, though, with guys like Captain Pugwash, and Daniel "I'm so fucking lame its not true" May leading the way, I'm pretty damn sure that the "underdevelopement" brand will go down quicker than Siaki after a punch to the face by his best friend in the world. No way guys like my new tag team partner JMan, or Lenny fuckin' Ray will be laying down for wankers like Dingo Mackrel-Face, or some Polish freak and his overexcited tag team partner. WARFare's rocking Apocalypse U-fookin'-KAY for fucksake! Are you mad? Those two would be the best tag team in the world today if it wasn't for me and J-Mizz, and I swear down, those two 'roid heads may be from England, but I couldn't hate them more if I tried. For a start, their accents grrriiiiinnnd me something chronic, but there's also the fact that Rob "ooohh watch out I'm gonna throw a 'roid" Rage is just the most boring cunt on the planet. Speaking of boring...

Dear NoKnobShuriPants if it wasn't for the fact that I'm more inclined to fist fuck your face when I see you next, I would love to take you up on that game of backgammon you've been begging me to play ever since you joined this place and stole the title from Baba Snair, so, please, give it a rest, eh? I don't give a shit if it's a game of skill and timing, or if it's your favourite way to relax after a big match. I just wanna beat you up. So..

Bring that big ol- no, sorry, that big ancient cockface, TheDevilsAnalpassage, with you to Kingdom Come, and meet me and JMan in a match that we shall call, "A London street fight--Philly style". Beleive me when I say that the two guys with the best named finishing moves in the business will, in fact, be finishing some business with you two off-key (yet perfectly suited) weirdo's, and finally, you'll realize that no matter what anyone tells you, you will NEVER be better than JMan and Ma$$. AKA, Team Fuck It.

Oh, and, just for the record and all that, I would own ShuShuRikidozan at backgammon. Own him.

IC as Shuriken: If you want to fight me, I am not a hard man to find. I am very interested in breaking some of your bones and ligaments. Maybe some broken bones in your face. Please tell me how badly you want to go in the hospital, Ma$$Delusion.

Kashdinero
08-16-2012, 02:44 PM
IC as Shuriken: If you want to fight me, I am not a hard man to find. I am very interested in breaking some of your bones and ligaments. Maybe some broken bones in your face. Please tell me how badly you want to go in the hospital, Ma$$Delusion.

IC: Why would I come looking for you? I just laid down a challenge, ya' moronic dingus! Meet Team Fuck It at Kingdom Come. Its simple. Obviously you're not a hard guy to find, if you're not at you're dojo getting acquainted with your students, you're at the library, but when you get beaten up, Ryusukeback Serra, its gonna be on the biggest stage possible. I'll save the behind the scenes muggings for wankers like Sleeps.

CGBigMan
08-16-2012, 02:46 PM
Are Warfare promos requests out Kash?