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SilverGhost
05-07-2012, 11:23 PM
Great news from the Land of Poot (If anyone really gives a flying fuck anymore).

I went to see my C.O. and talked to the V.A. board today and I'll be returning to Afghanistan in the next 60-90 days. I passed my combat physical with flying colors, and now all I lack is a psychological exam and my drug test (so no more weed for the Pooter :(). I'm still in the top ten best shooters the U.S. Marine Corps has, and they jumped at the oppurtunity to use me in such a capacity again.

I'll be honest, even though my knee held up today during the physical it doesn't mean it's going to hold up in a combat scenerio. After just doing what I did today my knee feels like it has literally been ripped into pieces. I have to go and try though. It's a man's pride thing, ya know?

You do on what you think is right, dude. We will always appreciate your work man.

Poot-Hair
05-07-2012, 11:37 PM
You do on what you think is right, dude. We will always appreciate your work man.Brother if I don't go, I'll always be haunted by the thoughts of "Why did I survive that day when my best friends died". It's not a matter of if I want to go back or not, I have to.

And if I don't make it back I'm fine with that, but if I don't go and at least try my mind will be my killer.

Rehmix
05-07-2012, 11:39 PM
Paul Heyman comes out and there was barely any pop. COME ON NORTH CAROLINA! I thought wrestling was alive over there :(

It's sad cause they only like faces and wont pop for heels, no matter the person

SilverGhost
05-07-2012, 11:49 PM
Brother if I don't go, I'll always be haunted by the thoughts of "Why did I survive that day when my best friends died". It's not a matter of if I want to go back or not, I have to.

And if I don't make it back I'm fine with that, but if I don't go and at least try my mind will be my killer.

You do what you need to do but you ARE coming back.


It's sad cause they only like faces and wont pop for heels, no matter the person

Why is North Carolina broken!? :(

Snair
05-08-2012, 02:02 AM
Well guys, little R(ob) III has entered this world as of 9:50am. I cant stay on really due to the wifi being shitty here. I'll be back soon Jabe, anyone who can/wants to post a pic of him here, you're more than welcome. Have a good day and thanks for the support. :)

Congrats man:D

Great news from the Land of Poot (If anyone really gives a flying fuck anymore).

I went to see my C.O. and talked to the V.A. board today and I'll be returning to Afghanistan in the next 60-90 days. I passed my combat physical with flying colors, and now all I lack is a psychological exam and my drug test (so no more weed for the Pooter :(). I'm still in the top ten best shooters the U.S. Marine Corps has, and they jumped at the oppurtunity to use me in such a capacity again.

I'll be honest, even though my knee held up today during the physical it doesn't mean it's going to hold up in a combat scenerio. After just doing what I did today my knee feels like it has literally been ripped into pieces. I have to go and try though. It's a man's pride thing, ya know?

We're awful proud of you mate.

Snair
05-08-2012, 08:32 AM
It's sad cause they only like faces and wont pop for heels, no matter the person

John cena should then consider settling there:p

RomanFlare
05-08-2012, 08:54 AM
*flexes his muscles*

IC: If you work out like me, ladies, you can have this great body too.

Rehmix
05-08-2012, 10:21 AM
*flexes his muscles*

IC: If you work out like me, ladies, you can have this great body too.

IC: NO ONE FUCKING CARES ROME! No one cares!

Robareid
05-08-2012, 11:11 AM
Congratz to both Poot and R(ob), it's great news for both of you, if a little different

thejman93
05-08-2012, 11:38 AM
It's sad cause they only like faces and wont pop for heels, no matter the person

It was Paul fuckin' Heyman for christsakes! I mean, I know he was out there as a heel, but.......PAUL HEYMAN!

Pooter, my friend, I know how much going back means to you and I'm happy for you, man.

HolyJose2391
05-08-2012, 11:40 AM
Poot! I'm happy for you man. It's good to know you're going back to combat and WHEN you get back we'll be here bud!

R(ob) I let out the girliest awww ever at seeing your new born son congratulations man

SilverGhost
05-08-2012, 11:47 AM
IC as Shruiken: Ladies and Gentlemen, fans of JBW all around the world. I urge to not pay attention to Rome as he is the equivalent of a child wanting attention and he is pretty bad at it. Remember when you see Rome and he doing things to get attention, ignore him.

Thank you.

S.E. Zero
05-08-2012, 02:11 PM
Congratulations to Pooter (sorry you can't smoke weed :( ), hope you cleared and go kick some ass. We know you can and will come back safely.

JBW related note, 1,000,000+ views everyone! Congrats to Jabe.

Kashdinero
05-08-2012, 04:27 PM
Hey, everybody.. Special announcent time!!!

We here at JBW are looking for DJ's to fill up slots on the brand new RADIO JABE!!

Let me know what you think of this idea, and if you're interested, speak to Poot about getting involved in the latest crazy venture of the runnaway freight train that is Jay Bee Dubbaya! :)

thejman93
05-08-2012, 04:34 PM
Hey, everybody.. Special announcent time!!!

We here at JBW are looking for DJ's to fill up slots on the brand new RADIO JABE!!

Let me know what you think of this idea, and if you're interested, speak to Poot about getting involved in the latest crazy venture of the runnaway freight train that is Jay Bee Dubbaya! :)

Yeah, I heard about this one a while ago from the Pootster. Can't wait to see what its all about.

HolyJose2391
05-08-2012, 04:44 PM
Hey, everybody.. Special announcent time!!!

We here at JBW are looking for DJ's to fill up slots on the brand new RADIO JABE!!

Let me know what you think of this idea, and if you're interested, speak to Poot about getting involved in the latest crazy venture of the runnaway freight train that is Jay Bee Dubbaya! :)
*rases hand!* me me I wanna do this

I promise to limit the boybands

S.E. Zero
05-08-2012, 04:50 PM
I promise to limit the boybands

No you won't ;)

HolyJose2391
05-08-2012, 04:52 PM
No you won't ;)
ok I probably won't ;)

HeelTurn
05-08-2012, 04:54 PM
Radio Jabe? Why do I have a shuddering feeling it will be non-stop Backstreet Boys? lol

thejman93
05-08-2012, 04:57 PM
Radio Jabe? Why do I have a shuddering feeling it will be non-stop Backstreet Boys? lol

You can't get anything past this dude. He's been here too long. :)

HolyJose2391
05-08-2012, 04:58 PM
Radio Jabe? Why do I have a shuddering feeling it will be non-stop Backstreet Boys? lol
I'll add in some One Direction and The Wanted for you Brits ;)


All jokes aside I find this cool and fun I'd love to be apart of it

HeelTurn
05-08-2012, 05:00 PM
I'll add in some One Direction and The Wanted for you Brits ;)


All jokes aside I find this cool and fun I'd love to be apart of it

2340

Another Jabe innovation, intrigues to say the least

HolyJose2391
05-08-2012, 05:01 PM
2340

Another Jabe innovation, intrigues to say the least
Yah you're right One Direction is way better than The Wanted (I kinda wish I was joking there too also note I'm seeing The Wanted this summer they're on the same bill for NKOTBSB)

Rehmix
05-08-2012, 05:24 PM
Hey, everybody.. Special announcent time!!!

We here at JBW are looking for DJ's to fill up slots on the brand new RADIO JABE!!

Let me know what you think of this idea, and if you're interested, speak to Poot about getting involved in the latest crazy venture of the runnaway freight train that is Jay Bee Dubbaya! :)

I'm in. I want to be the guy!

RomanFlare
05-08-2012, 09:01 PM
You know what I've learned lately?

I DON'T KNOW HOW TO READ CURSIVE ANYMORE.

Also, Rob didn't name his son Pikachu. I am annoyed.

SilverGhost
05-08-2012, 10:34 PM
I vote for Jose(when in fact he does DJ) to NOT put Backstreet Boys.

All in favor please say "Aye"

IC as Flameheart: AYE!!!

HolyJose2391
05-08-2012, 10:36 PM
I vote for Jose(when in fact he does DJ) to NOT put Backstreet Boys.

All in favor please say "Aye"

IC as Flameheart: AYE!!!
I got some Menudo for the Latinos ;)

SilverGhost
05-08-2012, 10:38 PM
I got some Menudo for the Latinos ;)

No thank you. >:]

S.E. Zero
05-08-2012, 10:38 PM
I got some Menudo for the Latinos ;)

FUCK NO!!!!! But I vote yes for Jose :D

HolyJose2391
05-08-2012, 10:40 PM
FUCK NO!!!!! But I vote yes for Jose :D
Fine...what about Enrique Iglesias? Is that acceptable?

S.E. Zero
05-08-2012, 10:43 PM
Fine...what about Enrique Iglesias? Is that acceptable?

Maybe...., throw some varied mixes of Juanes, Sin Banderas, Pitbull, Aventura and few others along with some good rock music from bands like ADTR, Trivium, Avenged Sevenfold, etc, and you'll keep me happy ;)

HolyJose2391
05-08-2012, 10:46 PM
Maybe...., throw some varied mixes of Juanes, Sin Banderas, Pitbull, Aventura and few others along with some good rock music from bands like ADTR, Trivium, Avenged Sevenfold, etc, and you'll keep me happy ;)
All the rock stuff I was gonna do anyways hanaha and I love Juanes saw him in concert great guitarist and singer

SilverGhost
05-08-2012, 10:49 PM
If I ever was a DJ(which I don't think I will be), I would put music from different video games.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LcvjlmlvldY

(Horrible I know)

S.E. Zero
05-08-2012, 10:52 PM
If I ever was a DJ(which I don't think I will be), I would put music from different video games.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LcvjlmlvldY

(Horrible I know)

Not really. It'd be different and you never know what you like until you hear it for that first time. So it could help create some intrigue since few people would actually know its music from video games and would appeal to the crowd.

EWN Probie
05-08-2012, 10:54 PM
If I ever DJ'd it would be called the Kevin Matthews Rock Hour!

HolyJose2391
05-08-2012, 11:12 PM
So you guys remember a few weeks ago I was depressed because the girl I like and I couldn't be together? Well she and I are now a step closer to being together. Fuck heartbreak I'm not losing her!

S.E. Zero
05-08-2012, 11:15 PM
So you guys remember a few weeks ago I was depressed because the girl I like and I couldn't be together? Well she and I are now a step closer to being together. Fuck heartbreak I'm not losing her!

Keep at it bro, I see....

http://i1123.photobucket.com/albums/l543/hercampusphoto/Sara%20Freshman%2015/motivated_05.jpg?t=1300202860

;)

Poot-Hair
05-08-2012, 11:19 PM
Okay guys now that Kash has made the official announcement I am proud to say that JBW has it's own radio station! It is located at:

jbwradio.listen2myradio.com

If you're interested (Jose and Rehmix I've got your pm's, pm me your email address and I'll begin setting you up) in dj'ing, PM your email address and I'll send you a copy of SAM Broadcaster to get you set up on the stream!

Poot-Hair
05-08-2012, 11:23 PM
I am now on the radio, so you guys go to jbwradio.listen2myradio.com and check it out!

HolyJose2391
05-08-2012, 11:26 PM
I am now on the radio, so you guys go to jbwradio.listen2myradio.com and check it out!Listening to it now!

HolyJose2391
05-08-2012, 11:33 PM
The accent is legit?

Snair
05-08-2012, 11:33 PM
I go away for a couple of hours and JBW comes up with its own radio stationhttp://fc08.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2011/299/d/a/if_you_expect_the_unexpected___by_amandabellman-d4dzxo6.jpg

Poot-Hair
05-08-2012, 11:37 PM
I'm about to create a thread here specifically for jabe radio. That way people can put requests on it, dj's can come on there and announce when they're on etc.

S.E. Zero
05-08-2012, 11:37 PM
I am now on the radio, so you guys go to jbwradio.listen2myradio.com and check it out!

Not bad at all Poot, your accent really sticks out but your laugh is creepy lol music is good so far.

Poot-Hair
05-08-2012, 11:37 PM
The accent is legit?Most definitely dude! Does it make you horny baby YEAAAHHH!

HolyJose2391
05-08-2012, 11:38 PM
Most definitely dude! Does it make you horny baby YEAAAHHH!
Oh baby you know it. yeah baby

Poot-Hair
05-08-2012, 11:40 PM
Not bad at all Poot, your accent really sticks out but your laugh is creepy lol music is good so far.Awwww my laugh is creepy? No wonder all the women scream when I put them in my rape dungeon....

S.E. Zero
05-08-2012, 11:43 PM
Awwww my laugh is creepy? No wonder all the women scream when I put them in my rape dungeon....

Thats why you're supposed to gag them ;) or better yet move the rape dungeon to a soundproof basement haha :D

Poot-Hair
05-08-2012, 11:44 PM
Thats why you're supposed to gag them ;) or better yet move the rape dungeon to a soundproof basement haha :DWell I mean it is located in the back of my 1980's white windowless astrovan....porta rape dungeon!

S.E. Zero
05-08-2012, 11:48 PM
Well I mean it is located in the back of my 1980's white windowless astrovan....porta rape dungeon!

Good thinking, always gotta be on the move and look for the next vic...I mean beautiful young lass to promise her dreams will come true if she gets in to the van. Well played Poot ;)

HolyJose2391
05-08-2012, 11:48 PM
Poot listening to you in the radio and I'm laughing my ass off!

S.E. Zero
05-08-2012, 11:52 PM
Poot listening to you in the radio and I'm laughing my ass off!

^ This, the Sandler was hillarious.

Poot-Hair
05-08-2012, 11:59 PM
Alright Jose I just sent the Sam Broadcaster to you. You'll need to unzip it (WinRar is a good one to use or Winzip whatever) then enter in the code to verify it. After that, I'll get you started setting up the encoder.

HolyJose2391
05-09-2012, 12:00 AM
Alright Jose I just sent the Sam Broadcaster to you. You'll need to unzip it (WinRar is a good one to use or Winzip whatever) then enter in the code to verify it. After that, I'll get you started setting up the encoder.
A,right I'll get that done when I wake up!

Snair
05-09-2012, 12:10 AM
Pooter you are doing a commendable job.....Keep it up;)

Poot-Hair
05-09-2012, 12:14 AM
Pooter you are doing a commendable job.....Keep it up;)Thanks dude!! I try :D

Poot-Hair
05-09-2012, 12:18 AM
So what do you guys think of my little brain child here? I figured it would be an innovative thing that no other e-fed would have and would also be a way to keep the Jabesters here occupied

TheDevilsAdvocate
05-09-2012, 12:18 AM
JBW; Home of badass wrestling, creative minds, artists, professional gamer's, and RADIO DJ's!

I'm listening to the radio right now!

EWN Probie
05-09-2012, 12:24 AM
I just read the draft show and I have to say WOW! I applaud everyone involved man oh man words cannot describe it right now. I cannot pick favorites the show was amazing from top to bottom! One thing that stood out though personally for me was the evolution of Jason Alexander's promo skills! Great job!

Giddy
05-09-2012, 12:28 AM
This is by far the most amazing thing I've ever heard.

The second Dick in a Box came on I had an eargasm.

Poot-Hair
05-09-2012, 12:31 AM
This is by far the most amazing thing I've ever heard.

The second Dick in a Box came on I had an eargasm.Hell yeah dude, I'm glad everyone is digging this. I pm'd kash about it a few months ago about setting it up and it has finally came to fruition!

Giddy
05-09-2012, 12:46 AM
"Shove a gerbil in your ass through a tube"

Hahahahahahahaha, what the FACK did I just listen to? XD

S.E. Zero
05-09-2012, 12:48 AM
I just read the draft show and I have to say WOW! I applaud everyone involved man oh man words cannot describe it right now. I cannot pick favorites the show was amazing from top to bottom! One thing that stood out though personally for me was the evolution of Jason Alexander's promo skills! Great job!

It was outstanding and we got Siaki vs Shuriken from it as well. Thank you for the kind words, having Kash overlook my promos and be a mentor to me has made me wanna step up in the promo game, glad you enjoyed it.

Rehmix
05-09-2012, 12:52 AM
Momma this surely is a dream!

EWN Probie
05-09-2012, 12:54 AM
It was outstanding and we got Siaki vs Shuriken from it as well. Thank you for the kind words, having Kash overlook my promos and be a mentor to me has made me wanna step up in the promo game, glad you enjoyed it.

Yeah Siaki vs. Shuriken a total mark out moment from me, I was waiting for that match for a LONG time as well!

Poot-Hair
05-09-2012, 01:10 AM
Guys that was totally too much fun for one person to have in one night. I can't wait to do that for you guys again. I've already gotten RomanFlare set up and he's already dj'd (as a test for me) so when he wants to he can dj as well.

As for you Jose, when you get SamBC unzipped, let me know and I'll get to setting you up. Rehmix I'll email you the equipment first thing in the morning!

Poot-Hair
05-09-2012, 01:13 AM
JBW; Home of badass wrestling, creative minds, artists, professional gamer's, and RADIO DJ's!

I'm listening to the radio right now!To have the legend known as TDA tune into me dj'ing truly was an honor. Thanks dude!

EWN Probie
05-09-2012, 01:16 AM
I liked the song choice tonight Poot!

Poot-Hair
05-09-2012, 01:18 AM
I liked the song choice tonight Poot!I appreciate that brother. I tried to throw in a good mix of serious/funny songs as well as my own "unique" humor.

EWN Probie
05-09-2012, 01:24 AM
I appreciate that brother. I tried to throw in a good mix of serious/funny songs as well as my own "unique" humor.

I've been trying to do that radio thing for awhile (for me) and I have no idea how to broadcast ugh!!

Leggo
05-09-2012, 02:44 AM
*crawls out from under a rock*

Sup Jabesters! It's been a while but I'm here reporting live from Leggoland...

I managed to read the Warfare Draft show last night and I can honestly say its the best peice of writing I've read on this forum. Absolutely fantabulous. Horror core who? Lol where do I start?...

I thought the signs/banners at the beginning were very innovative and hilarious. Great matches throughout and backed up with the usual quality and comical commentary.

Highlights for me was...

The ME... Was an absolute awesome read. Plenty of back and fourths and near falls. I could feel myself wanting Jman to win so bad. The match was quality and congrats to Romes for the win (IC: BOO!!!! Lol). The Caesar/Romes reveal was great too as I didn't see that coming. Once the match was over I thought "great show"... And then we got the treat... The match of all matches. Siaki v Shuriken. What a fookin read that was. Again, plenty of back and fourths and near pins. In the back of my mind I had a feeling who would win but not how. NO!!!! MA$$ you bastard!! Lol

Regardless of the outcome of the match it WAS MOTY and it did not disappoint. I'm still deliberating on which of the two final matches is my favourite... But hey, I can read it again!

Kd - Bruv, this was a masterpiece. By far your greatest work yet. How you manage to find the time and the energy whilst working the hours you do is beyond me. You've set the bar now chief! Massive props to those who contributed too, not sure who... Sorry. Either way, fookin Devine.

k-jam - sorry you're gone bruv. It was a privalige working with you when George had his run.

Rob - big congrats man! I've already pm'd you (I think)... But enjoy the time you have off with your family and new son.

Poot - I've tried listening to JBW radio but I can't get anything. I'm listening off my phone... Help? Ideas? I've been a DJ (DJ Leggo) for years now (house, electro dub step) if you want a couple of sets I might be able to get them too you. Let me know.

Anyways, hope you guys are all well... Speak soon!

*crawls back under his rock*

S.E. Zero
05-09-2012, 02:58 AM
*crawls out from under a rock*

Sup Jabesters! It's been a while but I'm here reporting live from Leggoland...

I managed to read the Warfare Draft show last night and I can honestly say its the best peice of writing I've read on this forum. Absolutely fantabulous. Horror core who? Lol where do I start?...

I thought the signs/banners at the beginning were very innovative and hilarious. Great matches throughout and backed up with the usual quality and comical commentary.

Highlights for me was...

The ME... Was an absolute awesome read. Plenty of back and fourths and near falls. I could feel myself wanting Jman to win so bad. The match was quality and congrats to Romes for the win (IC: BOO!!!! Lol). The Caesar/Romes reveal was great too as I didn't see that coming. Once the match was over I thought "great show"... And then we got the treat... The match of all matches. Siaki v Shuriken. What a fookin read that was. Again, plenty of back and fourths and near pins. In the back of my mind I had a feeling who would win but not how. NO!!!! MA$$ you bastard!! Lol

Regardless of the outcome of the match it WAS MOTY and it did not disappoint. I'm still deliberating on which of the two final matches is my favourite... But hey, I can read it again!

Kd - Bruv, this was a masterpiece. By far your greatest work yet. How you manage to find the time and the energy whilst working the hours you do is beyond me. You've set the bar now chief! Massive props to those who contributed too, not sure who... Sorry. Either way, fookin Devine.

k-jam - sorry you're gone bruv. It was a privalige working with you when George had his run.

Rob - big congrats man! I've already pm'd you (I think)... But enjoy the time you have off with your family and new son.

Poot - I've tried listening to JBW radio but I can't get anything. I'm listening off my phone... Help? Ideas? I've been a DJ (DJ Leggo) for years now (house, electro dub step) if you want a couple of sets I might be able to get them too you. Let me know.

Anyways, hope you guys are all well... Speak soon!

*crawls back under his rock*

*Lifts the rock*

Hi Leggo, (long time time no see, I'm fine I hope you are, blah blah blah) I believe Poot stopped broadcasting close to 30 mins to an hour ago, perhaps that's why you are getting nothing on your end.

Ok, then. Hope you are well and here's some WWE Ice Cream Bars for you down there. Enjoy :D

*Puts down the rock*

Leggo
05-09-2012, 03:16 AM
*Lifts the rock*

Hi Leggo, (long time time no see, I'm fine I hope you are, blah blah blah) I believe Poot stopped broadcasting close to 30 mins to an hour ago, perhaps that's why you are getting nothing on your end.

Ok, then. Hope you are well and here's some WWE Ice Cream Bars for you down there. Enjoy :D

*Puts down the rock*

Ill have a piece of B'day cake too please b'day boy! LMFAO!

Cheers sez!

S.E. Zero
05-09-2012, 03:22 AM
Ill have a piece of B'day cake too please b'day boy! LMFAO!

Cheers sez!

Sure thing....*hands Leggo a plate with some b-day cake*

I really wish I could do that with everyone who took (and will likely take) the time to wish me a Happy Birthday lol. Thank you everyone.

Thank you Leggo, it means a lot.

TheDevilsAdvocate
05-09-2012, 03:23 AM
To have the legend known as TDA tune into me dj'ing truly was an honor. Thanks dude!

No problem! You did really well man!! I will be tuning into your radio show more often.

Kashdinero
05-09-2012, 05:52 AM
Thanks to Kev and Leggs for reading the Draft Show. Its extremely satisfying having people still comment on it... I tried my damndest to make my roster as happy as possible with that show, and it was definitely my pleasure.

Now, onto Radio Jabe.

Haven't listened to it yet, but the response you got, Poot, was exactly what I was hoping for.

Just one question...

Who wants to hear the real life Mass (as opposed to the fictional Ma$$) do a little freestyling over a few instrumentals? You do? Well then send a fella a mix tape of tracks without the lyrics and I'll sort out a session for one Saturday night or something. I know I'm excited at the prospect of it.

Slightly connected side note: Guys, last Saturday I went out and got as drunk and messed up as possible, yet, somehow I still managed to find my way into a club and end up on the mic with a gaggle of hot chicks cheering me on... Guess Mass still has it after all :)

HolyJose2391
05-09-2012, 08:22 AM
*crawls out from under a rock*

Sup Jabesters! It's been a while but I'm here reporting live from Leggoland...

I managed to read the Warfare Draft show last night and I can honestly say its the best peice of writing I've read on this forum. Absolutely fantabulous. Horror core who? Lol where do I start?...

I thought the signs/banners at the beginning were very innovative and hilarious. Great matches throughout and backed up with the usual quality and comical commentary.

Highlights for me was...

The ME... Was an absolute awesome read. Plenty of back and fourths and near falls. I could feel myself wanting Jman to win so bad. The match was quality and congrats to Romes for the win (IC: BOO!!!! Lol). The Caesar/Romes reveal was great too as I didn't see that coming. Once the match was over I thought "great show"... And then we got the treat... The match of all matches. Siaki v Shuriken. What a fookin read that was. Again, plenty of back and fourths and near pins. In the back of my mind I had a feeling who would win but not how. NO!!!! MA$$ you bastard!! Lol

Regardless of the outcome of the match it WAS MOTY and it did not disappoint. I'm still deliberating on which of the two final matches is my favourite... But hey, I can read it again!

Kd - Bruv, this was a masterpiece. By far your greatest work yet. How you manage to find the time and the energy whilst working the hours you do is beyond me. You've set the bar now chief! Massive props to those who contributed too, not sure who... Sorry. Either way, fookin Devine.

k-jam - sorry you're gone bruv. It was a privalige working with you when George had his run.

Rob - big congrats man! I've already pm'd you (I think)... But enjoy the time you have off with your family and new son.

Poot - I've tried listening to JBW radio but I can't get anything. I'm listening off my phone... Help? Ideas? I've been a DJ (DJ Leggo) for years now (house, electro dub step) if you want a couple of sets I might be able to get them too you. Let me know.

Anyways, hope you guys are all well... Speak soon!

*crawls back under his rock*
Glad to see you checking in bruv!

HolyJose2391
05-09-2012, 08:23 AM
Thanks to Kev and Leggs for reading the Draft Show. Its extremely satisfying having people still comment on it... I tried my damndest to make my roster as happy as possible with that show, and it was definitely my pleasure.

Now, onto Radio Jabe.

Haven't listened to it yet, but the response you got, Poot, was exactly what I was hoping for.

Just one question...

Who wants to hear the real life Mass (as opposed to the fictional Ma$$) do a little freestyling over a few instrumentals? You do? Well then send a fella a mix tape of tracks without the lyrics and I'll sort out a session for one Saturday night or something. I know I'm excited at the prospect of it.

Slightly connected side note: Guys, last Saturday I went out and got as drunk and messed up as possible, yet, somehow I still managed to find my way into a club and end up on the mic with a gaggle of hot chicks cheering me on... Guess Mass still has it after all :)
You still got it! You still got it! Hahahah that's great to know you went out and had fun!

Poot-Hair
05-09-2012, 12:21 PM
Thanks to Kev and Leggs for reading the Draft Show. Its extremely satisfying having people still comment on it... I tried my damndest to make my roster as happy as possible with that show, and it was definitely my pleasure.

Now, onto Radio Jabe.

Haven't listened to it yet, but the response you got, Poot, was exactly what I was hoping for.

Just one question...

Who wants to hear the real life Mass (as opposed to the fictional Ma$$) do a little freestyling over a few instrumentals? You do? Well then send a fella a mix tape of tracks without the lyrics and I'll sort out a session for one Saturday night or something. I know I'm excited at the prospect of it.

Slightly connected side note: Guys, last Saturday I went out and got as drunk and messed up as possible, yet, somehow I still managed to find my way into a club and end up on the mic with a gaggle of hot chicks cheering me on... Guess Mass still has it after all :)Dude that would be epic!! I have my work cut out for me setting all you guys up, but it'll be worth it. Consider it my "going away" present since I'm leaving soon.

thejman93
05-09-2012, 12:24 PM
Consider it my "going away" present since I'm leaving soon.

:(

Think you can handle a couple of SD! matches on top of everything else?

Poot-Hair
05-09-2012, 12:27 PM
:(

Think you can handle a couple of SD! matches on top of everything else?Yeah brother, pm me what you want and I'll see to getting it done. I've been working(more like brainstorming) on a segment or two with our special guest for this SD!.

thejman93
05-09-2012, 12:31 PM
Yeah brother, pm me what you want and I'll see to getting it done. I've been working(more like brainstorming) on a segment or two with our special guest for this SD!.

You're the man.

PM coming.

Robareid
05-09-2012, 12:54 PM
Jabe has a radio now... Holy Jose Macaroni

Destruction
05-09-2012, 01:22 PM
Yeah brother, pm me what you want and I'll see to getting it done. I've been working(more like brainstorming) on a segment or two with our special guest for this SD!.

My promo's sent to JMan

SilverGhost
05-09-2012, 01:29 PM
Can't wait for SHOWDOWN!

S.E. Zero
05-09-2012, 02:08 PM
Can't wait for SHOWDOWN!

Gotta watch Octane first :) I can't wait to see to the high flying daredevils of Jabe.

HolyJose2391
05-09-2012, 02:14 PM
Gotta watch Octane first :) I can't wait to see to the high flying daredevils of Jabe.
Hell yeah! I need to check in on Kash and Whatsy and see how they're going along with it

S.E. Zero
05-09-2012, 02:19 PM
Hell yeah! I need to check in on Kash and Whatsy and see how they're going along with it

You...mean...it's still.....NOT READY???!!!!! *%*&^(#)@$%^##%@&@&**##!!!!!!! Meltdown over.

Lol, hope it's done soon though ;)

SilverGhost
05-09-2012, 03:41 PM
Giddy's fault that Octane is not up.

HolyJose2391
05-09-2012, 03:45 PM
giddy's fault that octane is not up.
dammit giddy!!!!!!

tnawhat
05-09-2012, 04:03 PM
ic as daniel sorrow: holyjose did you feel the release of your pain when i slashed your wrists the other night?
did you feel all your sorrow and anger just trickle away with the blood rushing down your wrist

HolyJose2391
05-09-2012, 04:04 PM
ic as daniel sorrow: holyjose did you feel the release of your pain when i slashed your wrists the other night?
did you feel all your sorrow and anger just trickle away with the blood rushing down your wrist
IC: No what I felt the urge to beat the ever living shit out of your pathetic ass

tnawhat
05-09-2012, 04:07 PM
IC: No what I felt the urge to beat the ever living shit out of your pathetic ass
IC: embrace the feeling holy all this pent up anger will just flow away with it will go your suffering and anguish of knowing that you will never be top dog

tnawhat
05-09-2012, 04:10 PM
IC: Soon i will Cleanse Mayhem of all its suffering and pain, Starting with whoever i have to go through to win that Mayhem World Heavyweight championship

HolyJose2391
05-09-2012, 04:17 PM
IC: embrace the feeling holy all this pent up anger will just flow away with it will go your suffering and anguish of knowing that you will never be top dog
IC: HAHAHAHAHA Truth, Sorrow whatever the fuck you're calling yourself you emo piece of shit. You have NEVER been a top star. You lost the Mayhem TV Championship in your first defense. You won't amount to anything. I on the other hand, I've been rising the ranks. I've had matches against Shuriken, Jman, Alpha Dog, Malcolm Cage. High profiled stars. I'm the best Mayhem has to offer and when I'm done winning the tournament I'll go and win the Mayhem World Heavyweight Champion, THUS becoming the first JBW Triple Crown champion! Suck on that bitch

tnawhat
05-09-2012, 04:27 PM
IC: HAHAHAHAHA Truth, Sorrow whatever the fuck you're calling yourself you emo piece of shit. You have NEVER been a top star. You lost the Mayhem TV Championship in your first defense. You won't amount to anything. I on the other hand, I've been rising the ranks. I've had matches against Shuriken, Jman, Alpha Dog, Malcolm Cage. High profiled stars. I'm the best Mayhem has to offer and when I'm done winning the tournament I'll go and win the Mayhem World Heavyweight Champion, THUS becoming the first JBW Triple Crown champion! Suck on that bitch
IC: Holy i can see alot of pent up agression, would you like to borrow my razor. you may have had big time matches but 1 problem
you lost in most of them
me on the other hand
the only reason i lost my title was because i could still feel the pain. i still had sorrow from personal stuff
until i found cutting. give me a rematch against the mayhem tv champion and i bet i will regain my title.

HolyJose2391
05-09-2012, 04:31 PM
IC: Holy i can see alot of pent up agression, would you like to borrow my razor. you may have had big time matches but 1 problem
you lost in most of them
me on the other hand
the only reason i lost my title was because i could still feel the pain. i still had sorrow from personal stuff
until i found cutting. give me a rematch against the mayhem tv champion and i bet i will regain my title.

IC: *looks at the razor* actually yeah let me get that razor. *HJ attacks Sorrow and begins beating him down. grabs the razor and cuts his forehead* I'm sure you're enjoying this pain but I sure as hell enjoy kicking the living shit out of you *HJ hits a Final Judgement and leaves Sorrow lying in a pool of his blood* How's that for pain relief?

SilverGhost
05-09-2012, 04:50 PM
IC as Flameheart: All the men in Mayhem is missin' a wench for the lustful pleasures.....Me don't understand some of thems need to cut theirselves.....

*opens a jug of ale and drinks*

HolyJose2391
05-09-2012, 05:12 PM
watching Punk vs Bryan for free on ROHwrestling!!!!!! So good!

HeelTurn
05-09-2012, 05:13 PM
watching Punk vs Bryan for free on ROHwrestling!!!!!! So good!

Good stuff, Im on the verge of buying 2 ROH dvds, Summer of Punk and Best of the American Dragon.

Rehmix
05-09-2012, 07:24 PM
Yeah brother, pm me what you want and I'll see to getting it done. I've been working(more like brainstorming) on a segment or two with our special guest for this SD!.

Where's my email!

HolyJose2391
05-09-2012, 07:33 PM
Where's my email!
He's at work....I can send you the file just PM me your email

RomanFlare
05-09-2012, 08:36 PM
https://p.twimg.com/Asd7IdZCAAA8IG1.jpg:large

Rated_R(ob)KO
05-09-2012, 09:08 PM
Octane will be up after the last two matches on Mayhem are up. I said previously that it wouldn't be over for a couple days due to the new little guy being here. Mayhem wi;; be finished by Friday mid-afternoonish.

Other than that, I'll be doing a radio Jabe show as well. I've been a part of this project for a while and I'll definitely put my two cents in lol. See you guys soon!

zapphoman
05-09-2012, 09:10 PM
GOD DAMMIT I HATE IT WHEN MY BRAIN HURTS!!!!
Okay rant over.

S.E. Zero
05-09-2012, 09:14 PM
GOD DAMMIT I HATE IT WHEN MY BRAIN HURTS!!!!
Okay rant over.

*Whacks Zapph's with a kendo stick in the head*

Did that make you feel better? :p

Yes2J
05-09-2012, 09:21 PM
I'm just curious as to what draws a wrestler in to JBW. Any active wrestlers on the JBW roster care to input? I get the feeling that I'm better off in an ECW-esque (small budget/low production (underdog)) type of e-Fed. Thoughts?

Broc
05-09-2012, 09:25 PM
I'm just curious as to what draws a wrestler in to JBW. Any active wrestlers on the JBW roster care to input? I get the feeling that I'm better off in an ECW-esque (small budget/low production (underdog)) type of e-Fed. Thoughts?

If you like those type of companies, I'd suggest TCW the WWE Fantasy fed or EWA. All of those will give you a chance to shine.

HolyJose2391
05-09-2012, 09:27 PM
If you like those type of companies, I'd suggest TCW the WWE Fantasy fed or EWA. All of those will give you a chance to shine.
*smacks Broc* hey JBW business here. Anyways the people here are...interesting to say the least but we are brothers it's like a family and we'd love to accept you.

Broc
05-09-2012, 09:29 PM
*smacks Broc* hey JBW business here. Anyways the people here are...interesting to say the least but we are brothers it's like a family and we'd love to accept you.

HJ, he asked for a small fed, which JBW obviously is not. Nor is HWA, which is why I didn't offer him there to begin with.

His choice anyway, I'm just trying to help based on what he said he was interested in.

HolyJose2391
05-09-2012, 09:29 PM
HJ, he asked for a small fed, which JBW obviously is not. Nor is HWA, which is why I didn't offer him there to begin with.

His choice anyway, I'm just trying to help based on what he said he was interested in.
Lol Bric I was just joking bud.

Giddy
05-09-2012, 09:31 PM
I'm just curious as to what draws a wrestler in to JBW. Any active wrestlers on the JBW roster care to input? I get the feeling that I'm better off in an ECW-esque (small budget/low production (underdog)) type of e-Fed. Thoughts?
If you'd like a small, up and coming company I'd suggest EWA. It's the fastest rising efed, tons of In character chat, and great shows.

Broc
05-09-2012, 09:38 PM
Lol Bric I was just joking bud.

I know you were, but I would hate for a new member to be scared away by your odd humor, or music interests.

HolyJose2391
05-09-2012, 09:40 PM
I know you were, but I would hate for a new member to be scared away by your odd humor, or music interests.

Lets face it I'm only the tip of the iceberg of weirdness in JABE

Broc
05-09-2012, 09:42 PM
Lets face it I'm only the tip of the iceberg of weirdness in JABE

Poot still has you beat.

Tommy Thunder
05-09-2012, 09:44 PM
If you like those type of companies, I'd suggest TCW the WWE Fantasy fed or EWA. All of those will give you a chance to shine.

Thanks for leaving AR out -_-

HolyJose2391
05-09-2012, 09:45 PM
Poot still has you beat.
I'll never be on par with Poot

HolyJose2391
05-09-2012, 09:48 PM
Thanks for leaving AR out -_-
Their North American Champion is quite a beast ;)

Broc
05-09-2012, 09:50 PM
Thanks for leaving AR out -_-

Oh, right, forgot AR for a second. That's actually, kind of the whole point in that fed. My apologies Mr. Thunder.

Tommy Thunder
05-09-2012, 09:57 PM
Their North American Champion is quite a beast ;)

So I've heard..... :p


Oh, right, forgot AR for a second. That's actually, kind of the whole point in that fed. My apologies Mr. Thunder.

It's ok. So easy to forget with so many fed here lol!

Poot-Hair
05-09-2012, 11:11 PM
Where's my email!Email sent brother. Sorry it took so long.

Rehmix
05-09-2012, 11:17 PM
Email sent brother. Sorry it took so long.

I didn't get it

Poot-Hair
05-09-2012, 11:22 PM
I didn't get itSend me an email so I can reply to it. I tried to send it to you, and it said "failed sending".

My email is jbp_1986@hotmail.com

Poot-Hair
05-09-2012, 11:31 PM
Poot still has you beat.


I'll never be on par with Poot

O_O I'm truly appalled, offended, and aroused by the fact you guys were talking about me. I my good sirs am not weird in the least.

Rehmix
05-09-2012, 11:32 PM
Send me an email so I can reply to it. I tried to send it to you, and it said "failed sending".

My email is jbp_1986@hotmail.com

sent it to you friend

Yes2J
05-09-2012, 11:33 PM
HJ, he asked for a small fed, which JBW obviously is not. Nor is HWA, which is why I didn't offer him there to begin with.

His choice anyway, I'm just trying to help based on what he said he was interested in.
Makes sense, and you would be mainly right. I also wanted to get some feeling on JBW. Thanks

Poot-Hair
05-09-2012, 11:47 PM
Okay I tried to send it to you again Rehmix. If this doesn't work, I may have to skype it to you. Or maybe Jose can get it to send to you. It sent fine to him, so I'm bumfuzzled to the max right now

HolyJose2391
05-09-2012, 11:48 PM
I should be on! Tune in!

Poot-Hair
05-09-2012, 11:51 PM
I should be on! Tune in!Does the encoder say "encoded, streaming"? Because it's not on yet >_<

HolyJose2391
05-09-2012, 11:53 PM
Does the encoder say "encoded, streaming"? Because it's not on yet >_<
How about now?

Poot-Hair
05-09-2012, 11:59 PM
you're on jose, I can hear you fumbling around! lol

HolyJose2391
05-10-2012, 12:00 AM
you're on jose, I can hear you fumbling around! lol
lol how about music?

Poot-Hair
05-10-2012, 12:02 AM
lol how about music?I can't faintly hear music but more of your mic. Make sure under the "Voice FX" tab, your mic is off.

Poot-Hair
05-10-2012, 12:05 AM
Okay say something into the mic, let's see how you sound. If it echos I know how to fix it

TheDevilsAdvocate
05-10-2012, 12:07 AM
Actually JBW is relatively small if you clean out all of the inactive talents. But as a whole, including these inactive talents, we have a massive Fed. People leaving, jumping ship, and newer e-feds coming into the picture have made JBW suffer. BUT! I have hopes that we can get back on top in no time!

SilverGhost
05-10-2012, 12:15 AM
Actually JBW is relatively small if you clean out all of the inactive talents. But as a whole, including these inactive talents, we have a massive Fed. People leaving, jumping ship, and newer e-feds coming into the picture have made JBW suffer. BUT! I have hopes that we can get back on top in no time!

JBW is on top actually. Sure it has bumps and bruises but it is tough and it is up there.

Poot-Hair
05-10-2012, 12:32 AM
Hahahahahhahahahahahahahaha!! Damn you jose for playing backstreet boys! And singing it too!

HolyJose2391
05-10-2012, 12:36 AM
Hahahahahhahahahahahahahaha!! Damn you jose for playing backstreet boys! And singing it too!
HAHAHAHAHA I thought you would enjoy it. man my voice is shit right now but I'll try tomorrow hahaha

Poot-Hair
05-10-2012, 12:42 AM
jbwradio.listen2myradio.com


tune in guys i'm on!!

S.E. Zero
05-10-2012, 12:43 AM
jbwradio.listen2myradio.com


tune in guys i'm on!!

*Applauds* the Family Guy song and now Godsmack. Thank you Poot, no BSB here :p (just teasing Jose, put some BTR next time ;) haha)

Rehmix
05-10-2012, 12:51 AM
sent you a reply Poot

TheDevilsAdvocate
05-10-2012, 01:01 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1QmBVUBGPj0

Poot-Hair
05-10-2012, 01:02 AM
sent you a reply PootI just sent you a friend request on skype dudesy!

B-MCINTYRE
05-10-2012, 01:10 AM
I'm just curious as to what draws a wrestler in to JBW. Any active wrestlers on the JBW roster care to input? I get the feeling that I'm better off in an ECW-esque (small budget/low production (underdog)) type of e-Fed. Thoughts?
Insanity mostly.

S.E. Zero
05-10-2012, 01:13 AM
I just sent you a friend request on skype dudesy!

Sad that Poot didn't send me a Skype request :(

Haha just messing buddy. I do have Skype though :p

S.E. Zero
05-10-2012, 01:43 AM
<--- Feels like a.....

http://payload.cargocollective.com/1/3/97523/1232480/new%20thread%20killer_small.jpg

Kashdinero
05-10-2012, 01:48 AM
Yes2J, I would suggest that you read the last two shows so you can gauge your own thoughts on JBW. I would personally love to have you here, but if you're interested in another EFed that you feel would suit your needs as a guy who is new to EFedding then by all means check them out. Personally, I find some of them a little too one tracked, and regimental in the way they opperate, but that's probably just my laid back and openminded nature talking.

Bottom line for me is, JBW can be whatever you want it to be. There's no censorship here, and anything is pretty much fair game.

If you were a fan of the ECW era of wrestling then I would definitely say that JBW is the place for you :)

TheDevilsAdvocate
05-10-2012, 01:49 AM
<--- Feels like a.....

http://payload.cargocollective.com/1/3/97523/1232480/new%20thread%20killer_small.jpg

You just pick the wrong times to post sometimes. Kind of like I do.

S.E. Zero
05-10-2012, 01:54 AM
You just pick the wrong times to post sometimes. Kind of like I do.

Seems that way, I'm used to it most times so it's all good.

EWN Probie
05-10-2012, 02:16 AM
If anyone cares I'm doing a test show right now at http://kevinsrockhouronline.listen2myradio.com/

Poot-Hair
05-10-2012, 02:26 AM
Sad that Poot didn't send me a Skype request :(

Haha just messing buddy. I do have Skype though :pWhat's yer skype name brother? Mine's poot-hair so send me a request

S.E. Zero
05-10-2012, 03:18 AM
What's yer skype name brother? Mine's poot-hair so send me a request

It is done, Poots.

Yes2J
05-10-2012, 08:30 AM
Insanity mostly.
LOL That could be a good thing.

Snair
05-10-2012, 10:08 AM
LOL That could be a good thing.

Yeah we are kinda like PLAY hard PARTY harder!

HolyJose2391
05-10-2012, 10:47 AM
Yeah we are kinda like PLAY hard PARTY harder!
This very much this.

Poot-Hair
05-10-2012, 12:12 PM
I'm glad everyone is happy with the new Jabe Radio. I feel accomplished

thejman93
05-10-2012, 03:13 PM
Alright shitstains, just a little (tenitive) time frame for SD!

Due to, y'know, being just a weeeeeee bit busy this week, R(ob) can't finish posting Mayhem 'till tomorrow nightish. That means Octane won't go up 'till Sundayish at the earliest I would guess. That puts me in the beautiful position of being able to take my time with my first show. If I had to guess, I'd say I'll be posting right around a week from now.

Get it? Got it? Good.

S.E. Zero
05-10-2012, 03:20 PM
Alright shitstains, just a little (tenitive) time frame for SD!

Due to, y'know, being just a weeeeeee bit busy this week, R(ob) can't finish posting Mayhem 'till tomorrow nightish. That means Octane won't go up 'till Sundayish at the earliest I would guess. That puts me in the beautiful position of being able to take my time with my first show. If I had to guess, I'd say I'll be posting right around a week from now.

Get it? Got it? Good.

I wanna see it by Tuesday. Got it? Great. ;)

Lol, just messing bro. If that's the time frame, that's the time frame :)

thejman93
05-10-2012, 03:31 PM
I wanna see it by Tuesday. Got it? Great. ;)

IC as JBW executive JMan: Alexander, I will bury your ass 6 feet under.

OOC: :p

S.E. Zero
05-10-2012, 03:49 PM
IC as JBW executive JMan: Alexander, I will bury your ass 6 feet under.

OOC: :p

J. Alexander: Given I'm not on your brand to begin with, shows how idiotic that remark was. How about you actually process your thoughts before blurt out stupidity more than you actually do.

OoC: :), ^ Sorry about that but you started it lol

thejman93
05-10-2012, 03:52 PM
J. Alexander: Given I'm not on your brand to begin with, shows how idiotic that remark was. How about you actually process your thoughts before blurt out stupidity more than you actually do.

OoC: :), ^ Sorry about that but you started it lol

IC: I have pull, buddy. Lots of pull.

OOC: Ha! Oh, and don't worry folks, I have no pull. I'm the new guy, after all. :D

S.E. Zero
05-10-2012, 03:56 PM
IC: I have pull, buddy. Lots of pull.

OOC: Ha! Oh, and don't worry folks, I have no pull. I'm the new guy, after all. :D

Hahaha, new guys count sorta, they get the coffee right? Lol. Just messing :D

You're gonna do a fine job with Showdown. Looking forward to it.

HolyJose2391
05-10-2012, 04:05 PM
J. Alexander: Given I'm not on your brand to begin with, shows how idiotic that remark was. How about you actually process your thoughts before blurt out stupidity more than you actually do.

OoC: :), ^ Sorry about that but you started it lol
IC as JBW executive Jose: while it is true that you are not on SHOWDOWN your cousin is on Octane and I can smear the Alexander name through the mud

Rehmix
05-10-2012, 06:26 PM
are we still waiting on warfare promo's, or is warfare not going up anytime soon?

RomanFlare
05-10-2012, 06:53 PM
Breaking News: K-Flare in Divorce Court?
by Ryan "DickButt" Clark

Apparently RomanFlare is taking K-Jammin to divorce court over how they'll split up the valuables bought while the two were a tag team. Among the list of things RomanFlare has filed for are:
- The team limo
- The K-Flare Cheerleaders
- Majority control in "K-Flare Porn Inc."
- The sole movie rights to their Wall Street Classic "On the Moon of Niptune".
- A basket of oranges.

K-Jammin's party could not be reached for comments.

Reporter's Link: Rare Picture of K-Flare on the road! 100% Legit! (http://images.allmoviephoto.com/1989_Indiana_Jones_and_the_Last_Crusade/1989_the_last_crusade_005.jpg)

S.E. Zero
05-10-2012, 07:14 PM
IC as JBW executive Jose: while it is true that you are not on SHOWDOWN your cousin is on Octane and I can smear the Alexander name through the mud

J. Alexander: An impossible task and quite honestly if you feel the need to get to me through my cousin, you guys in JBW executives are pathetic.

If you want to get to me then get to me, grow a pair and actually make my time here to your best a miserable one, I welcome it. In fact I crave it because I'll show you and the world that I'll overcome everything you can dish out on me, believe me so will my cousin and we'll just keep coming back for more.

Us being Alexanders means being able to take whatever you sad sacks of shit got coming and stand tall at the end of it all. So bring it on pendejo and witness your failure in ever trying to make that goal happen.

EWN Probie
05-10-2012, 09:14 PM
Rocking out if you wanna give me a listen: http://kevinsrockhouronline.listen2myradio.com/

SilverGhost
05-10-2012, 09:23 PM
Jman has so much pull.

I barely do anything with my pull :(

Rated_R(ob)KO
05-10-2012, 10:57 PM
A couple of things that will more than likely be ignored....

1.) Mayhem will be finished up later on today. I've already laid out my skeleton for the next Mayhem and will be sending promo assignments out soon enough for it. Remember, the final two matches for this Mayhem is Bricarius vs Prophello and Samson vs The Sandman, hope you guys like them both.

2.) I have no idea whats going on with the next WARFare, sorry. :( I know Ka$h was working it last he told me.

3.) I need a second person to help me write Mayhem on a week to week basis. I have a temporary person... I think. As of last week... I'm not sure how long they want to do it though. Either way, anyone who wants to help me, please PM me. I could use it. :)

4.) I made a poopie.

S.E. Zero
05-10-2012, 11:01 PM
A couple of things that will more than likely be ignored....

1.) Mayhem will be finished up later on today. I've already laid out my skeleton for the next Mayhem and will be sending promo assignments out soon enough for it. Remember, the final two matches for this Mayhem is Bricarius vs Prophello and Samson vs The Sandman, hope you guys like them both.

2.) I have no idea whats going on with the next WARFare, sorry. :( I know Ka$h was working it last he told me.

3.) I need a second person to help me write Mayhem on a week to week basis. I have a temporary person... I think. As of last week... I'm not sure how long they want to do it though. Either way, anyone who wants to help me, please PM me. I could use it. :)

4.) I made a poopie.

The Bricarus vs Prophello match should be amazing. Looking forward to that one :)

Snair
05-10-2012, 11:33 PM
Breaking News: K-Flare in Divorce Court?
by Ryan "DickButt" Clark

Apparently RomanFlare is taking K-Jammin to divorce court over how they'll split up the valuables bought while the two were a tag team. Among the list of things RomanFlare has filed for are:
- The team limo
- The K-Flare Cheerleaders
- Majority control in "K-Flare Porn Inc."
- The sole movie rights to their Wall Street Classic "On the Moon of Niptune".
- A basket of oranges.

K-Jammin's party could not be reached for comments.

Reporter's Link: Rare Picture of K-Flare on the road! 100% Legit! (http://images.allmoviephoto.com/1989_Indiana_Jones_and_the_Last_Crusade/1989_the_last_crusade_005.jpg)

This is sad.

EWN Probie
05-11-2012, 12:06 AM
Hey guys I'm going on the air in a few seconds if you wanna listen to rock music go to my site: http://kevinsrockhouronline.listen2myradio.com/

I want your opinions on my show :D

Poot-Hair
05-11-2012, 12:42 AM
Ever let a fart that felt just a little too warm? Then you have to run to the bathroom and wipe your ass just to make sure you didn't shit all over yourself?

Yeah...I kinda had one of those moments tonight. Luckily it was a dry spot-check or I would have been in some serious trouble

Rated_R(ob)KO
05-11-2012, 11:32 AM
Writing while holding a newborn? Not fun. You guys better love these last two matches lol.

S.E. Zero
05-11-2012, 11:44 AM
Writing while holding a newborn? Not fun. You guys better love these last two matches lol.

I know I will :)

Poot-Hair
05-11-2012, 12:00 PM
I absolutely love working 60+ hour weeks. I also absolutely love doing it with my knee feeling ripped to shreds. Afghanistan is going to be a breeze. <insert sarcasm wherever applicable>

zapphoman
05-11-2012, 12:09 PM
@R(ob) can't wait to read the last two matches for Mayhem bro.

@everybody on the Warfare roster- I wish I could tell you I knew what was going on but alas I haven't talked to Kash in over a week so I'll try to see whats going on.

thejman93
05-11-2012, 01:04 PM
4.) I made a poopie.

I lol'ed.

I'm PMing you.

Rated_R(ob)KO
05-11-2012, 01:53 PM
I lol'ed.

I'm PMing you.

Okay!!! :)

thejman93
05-11-2012, 01:57 PM
Okay!!! :)

Oh, shit, I forgot.

NOW I'm PMing you.

Poot-Hair
05-11-2012, 11:14 PM
I'm thinking on dj'ing but I'm pretty sure everyone's dead tonight...

Broc
05-11-2012, 11:16 PM
I'm thinking on dj'ing but I'm pretty sure everyone's dead tonight...

Do it, I haven't gotten a taste of this yet.

Poot-Hair
05-11-2012, 11:31 PM
Do it, I haven't gotten a taste of this yet. I'm on now dude!

jbwradio.listen2myradio.com

Broc
05-11-2012, 11:32 PM
I'm on now dude!

jbwradio.listen2myradio.com

Great. I'll have something to listen to while I finish up the E-Fed HOF.

Giddy
05-11-2012, 11:34 PM
JBW Radio on!?!?!?

http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/279/799/76b.gif

Broc
05-11-2012, 11:36 PM
Poot... your accent... AWESOME!

Poot-Hair
05-11-2012, 11:41 PM
Poot... your accent... AWESOME!BAhahaha!! Thanks broski. I have a thick as fuck accent but it's not nearly as bad as some around here.

Giddy
05-11-2012, 11:42 PM
Poot... your accent... AWESOME!
Hahaha, exactly what I thought when I first listened :D

HolyJose2391
05-11-2012, 11:43 PM
BAhahaha!! Thanks broski. I have a thick as fuck accent but it's not nearly as bad as some around here.
Can't say I have a accent....I may sounds like a high pitched girl though hahaha

HolyJose2391
05-11-2012, 11:50 PM
Poot just gave me a shoutout with Rape Me.....I love Nirvana!

Poot-Hair
05-11-2012, 11:50 PM
Can't say I have a accent....I may sounds like a high pitched girl though hahahaI thought about playing some o-town just for you Jose

Broc
05-11-2012, 11:51 PM
You know, at first I thought this was a pretty pointless idea, but I'm opening up to it a little more. I guess it doesn't really help anything, but it doesn't hurt anything either, all in good fun.

HolyJose2391
05-11-2012, 11:51 PM
I thought about playing some o-town just for you Jose
....if you play All Or Nothing I may Just melt

Poot-Hair
05-11-2012, 11:55 PM
You know, at first I thought this was a pretty pointless idea, but I'm opening up to it a little more. I guess it doesn't really help anything, but it doesn't hurt anything either, all in good fun.That's what I thought. I mean people are on here all night long so why not have something on here for people to have a little bit of fun, listen to some tunes, and get a few laughs.

Not to mention the fact that someone can skype me and we can do a 2 man show, or 2 people call me for some IC banter or what-not. It's all for entertainment

HolyJose2391
05-11-2012, 11:55 PM
That's what I thought. I mean people are on here all night long so why not have something on here for people to have a little bit of fun, listen to some tunes, and get a few laughs.

Not to mention the fact that someone can skype me and we can do a 2 man show, or 2 people call me for some IC banter or what-not. It's all for entertainment
We can do that? Hold on I wanna try this!

Poot-Hair
05-12-2012, 12:00 AM
We can do that? Hold on I wanna try this!yeah dude, you can still skype people and have them on the radio. i wasn't lying when I said the possibilities are truly endless with this thing lol

Rehmix
05-12-2012, 12:01 AM
....if you play all or nothing i may just melt

this!^^^^^

HolyJose2391
05-12-2012, 12:02 AM
yeah dude, you can still skype people and have them on the radio. i wasn't lying when I said the possibilities are truly endless with this thing lol
Expect me to call in then. In a few

Poot-Hair
05-12-2012, 12:02 AM
Anyone figured out that the guy singing now is me? Lol why do you think I said let me know what you think. <insert shameless plug here>

Poot-Hair
05-12-2012, 12:03 AM
Expect me to call in then. In a fewLol I'm not even signed into skype!

HolyJose2391
05-12-2012, 12:04 AM
Anyone figured out that the guy singing now is me? Lol why do you think I said let me know what you think. <insert shameless plug here>
I realized that was you. Hahaha and oh on the Skype....I WANT OTOWN!!!!!

HolyJose2391
05-12-2012, 12:06 AM
OTOWN!!!!!! *melts*

Broc
05-12-2012, 12:07 AM
What in the fucking hell am I listening to?

HolyJose2391
05-12-2012, 12:07 AM
what in the fucking hell am i listening to?
there is no where left to fall when you reach the bottom it's now or never!!!!!!

Broc
05-12-2012, 12:08 AM
Poot! Make it end! Stop!

Rehmix
05-12-2012, 12:10 AM
What in the fucking hell am I listening to?

Only the best O-Town song ever!

HolyJose2391
05-12-2012, 12:10 AM
Only the best O-Town song ever!
^this it's so good Backstreet Boys used the intro in their song Drowning

Rehmix
05-12-2012, 12:11 AM
^this it's so good Backstreet Boys used the intro in their song Drowning

Raise your hand if you have this song on your iPod!

HolyJose2391
05-12-2012, 12:12 AM
Raise your hand if you have this song on your iPod!
*raises hand*

Broc
05-12-2012, 12:12 AM
Alright, we got STP playing now, so all's good.

Poot-Hair
05-12-2012, 12:15 AM
*wipes lube off asshole* So that's what feeling gay feels like ehhh?

Broc
05-12-2012, 12:15 AM
Poot, STP is one of my favorite bands for sure. Thank you.

HolyJose2391
05-12-2012, 12:16 AM
*wipes lube off asshole* So that's what feeling gay feels like ehhh?
*composes himself* uhh thanks Poot made my night. Sang that to the girl I've been trying to get with. She loved it.

And they said liking Boybands was gay. Women love guys who love boybands!

Poot-Hair
05-12-2012, 12:21 AM
*composes himself* uhh thanks Poot made my night. Sang that to the girl I've been trying to get with. She loved it.

And they said liking Boybands was gay. Women love guys who love boybands!

Woohoo I'm helping Jose get laid YUSSS!!

Poot-Hair
05-12-2012, 12:22 AM
Poot, STP is one of my favorite bands for sure. Thank you.Me too brother. I'm a huge STP fan. I'm a fan of 90's grunge in general. I guess I show my age a little bit lol

HolyJose2391
05-12-2012, 12:22 AM
Woohoo I'm helping Jose get laid YUSSS!!
Yes yes you are! Hahahaha

Broc
05-12-2012, 12:23 AM
Me too brother. I'm a huge STP fan. I'm a fan of 90's grunge in general. I guess I show my age a little bit lol

I love their classic stuff, but even their present stuff is great now. Definitely an under rated band in my opinion, not enough people know who they are.

HolyJose2391
05-12-2012, 12:29 AM
I had to get rid of Rain When I Die off my iPod because it would always play during a freakish thunderstorm and well it wasn't reassuring to me

Poot-Hair
05-12-2012, 12:31 AM
I had to get rid of Rain When I Die off my iPod because it would always play during a freakish thunderstorm and well it wasn't reassuring to meahaha I hear ya brother. I love AIC though, one of my top five

HolyJose2391
05-12-2012, 12:32 AM
ahaha I hear ya brother. I love AIC though, one of my top five
On yeah....my friend was talking about snowballing once.....had to talk him out of it because well he'd end up like Lane

Poot-Hair
05-12-2012, 12:47 AM
On yeah....my friend was talking about snowballing once.....had to talk him out of it because well he'd end up like LaneThat shit is the devil dude. I speedballed one time off of Cocaine and Xanax's. Fucking wicked ride

zapphoman
05-12-2012, 01:35 AM
Just got done watching The Avengers...sooo good.

Poot-Hair
05-12-2012, 01:39 AM
Just got done watching The Avengers...sooo good.Dude you JUST missed me dj'ing on jabe radio. Like by 5 minutes

Kashdinero
05-12-2012, 01:51 AM
Zapph, I agree. All that characterisation in just a couple of hours--fantastic. Oh, and I've got the show planned in my head. Check out either JabeBook or the other book sometime this weekend for the lowd-izz-own.

Poot. Man, sorry I missed your show again.. My work schedule refuses to allow me to catch you!

Five more minutes for Uncle Kash? :)

Kashdinero
05-12-2012, 01:52 AM
Zapph, I agree. All that characterisation in just a couple of hours--fantastic. Oh, and I've got the show planned in my head. Check out either JabeBook or the other book sometime this weekend for the lowd-izz-own.

Poot. Man, sorry I missed your show again.. My work schedule refuses to allow me to catch you!

Five more minutes for Uncle Kash? :)

Poot-Hair
05-12-2012, 02:02 AM
Zapph, I agree. All that characterisation in just a couple of hours--fantastic. Oh, and I've got the show planned in my head. Check out either JabeBook or the other book sometime this weekend for the lowd-izz-own.

Poot. Man, sorry I missed your show again.. My work schedule refuses to allow me to catch you!

Five more minutes for Uncle Kash? :)Okay just for you Uncle Kashy. Just a few minutes though ya big galute. Gimme just a minute to turn everything on.

Poot-Hair
05-12-2012, 02:05 AM
Okay I'm on now Ka$hmoney!

jbwradio.listen2myradio.com


Edit: Damnit....I get on the radio and he logs off! >_< Well I'm still dj'ing for a few minutes anyways

Edit(part Deux): Nevermind lol

zapphoman
05-12-2012, 02:23 AM
Zapph, I agree. All that characterisation in just a couple of hours--fantastic. Oh, and I've got the show planned in my head. Check out either JabeBook or the other book sometime this weekend for the lowd-izz-own.


Will do bro!!!


Dude you JUST missed me dj'ing on jabe radio. Like by 5 minutes

I'm sorry I missed it bro. I have really been wantingto listen but my Kindle is an ass and not letting me.

Poot-Hair
05-12-2012, 02:25 AM
Will do bro!!!



I'm sorry I missed it bro. I have really been wantingto listen but my Kindle is an ass and not letting me.I'm on for a few more minutes right now for Kash. If you're listening brother lemme know!

Poot-Hair
05-12-2012, 02:37 AM
Welp that concludes this session with the Pootster. I'm dead ass tired, time for sleepyland. Kashy brother, I hope you liked it :D

SilverGhost
05-12-2012, 02:52 AM
Poot, Zaps, and Ka$hM0N£¥!

Wooo! The best!

Rated_R(ob)KO
05-12-2012, 10:33 AM
Okay, munchkin is finally sleeping... back to writing Mayhem's last two matches. WHOOOO!!!

Robareid
05-12-2012, 10:47 AM
Okay, munchkin is finally sleeping... back to writing Mayhem's last two matches. WHOOOO!!!

Sometimes R(ob), I do think you're a little too committed to Jabe, you seem to spend every waking hour you have at your disposal, which for you isn't a lot, writing

Rated_R(ob)KO
05-12-2012, 11:02 AM
Sometimes R(ob), I do think you're a little too committed to Jabe, you seem to spend every waking hour you have at your disposal, which for you isn't a lot, writing

I just need to get this show finished is all. It's been over a week. I know that everyone understands that my son was just born and all but, I also don't want to hold anyone else up with my show not being finished. Next Mayhem is smaller and more capable of being put out quicker.

I do have a bit more time now considering I'm out of work for eight weeks. This is just the first week and he's trying to establish habits... its a bit rough but, it too shall pass. :) Thanks for the.. concern? Yes. Concern is the word I'm looking for lol.

Also... I will be on Radio Jabe soon... I WILL!!!

Robareid
05-12-2012, 01:13 PM
I just need to get this show finished is all. It's been over a week. I know that everyone understands that my son was just born and all but, I also don't want to hold anyone else up with my show not being finished. Next Mayhem is smaller and more capable of being put out quicker.

I do have a bit more time now considering I'm out of work for eight weeks. This is just the first week and he's trying to establish habits... its a bit rough but, it too shall pass. :) Thanks for the.. concern? Yes. Concern is the word I'm looking for lol.

Also... I will be on Radio Jabe soon... I WILL!!!

I was going to post something here, but I saw your sig and it freaked me out and now I've completely forgotten what I was going to post

S.E. Zero
05-12-2012, 01:17 PM
I was going to post something here, but I saw your sig and it freaked me out and now I've completely forgotten what I was going to post

Was it EWA related?

Robareid
05-12-2012, 01:35 PM
Was it EWA related?

Nope, it was to do with R(ob)'s schedule or sumt'ing or ot'r

Poot-Hair
05-12-2012, 02:29 PM
I just like powerslept for 10 hours. I haven't done that shit in YEARS and it was wonderful. Maybe civilian life isn't THAT bad ehh?

Poot-Hair
05-12-2012, 02:31 PM
Poot, Zaps, and Ka$hM0N£¥!

Wooo! The best!I'm nowhere close to being the best at anything brother, Except for...maybe...being a creepy ass. If I was maybe I'd have a nice and shiney belt buckle to wear over on Showdown lol

Poot-Hair
05-12-2012, 03:28 PM
IC(as 'The Archangel' Kayden James): TheDevilsAdvocate; A man revered. A man put on a pedestal as a Legend. A man held head and shoulders above everyone else here. The number one contender for the belt and the man scheduled to face RomanFlare.

You see TDA, I don't like you. I don't like the fact that you're worshipped around here like some kind of God though you have the Devil's name as your own. Go. Win your belt against RomanFlare, I want you to. But be forewarned; That even though you're not on the same brand as me, I will be the one to end you. To finally put the shell of a man, the farce known as "Legend", the "Idol" out of his misery. The Archangel has spoken.

OOC: I've never had the honor of IC'ing with the Legend known as TDA. I want to do it at least once before I leave!

Rated_R(ob)KO
05-12-2012, 03:37 PM
I just like powerslept for 10 hours. I haven't done that shit in YEARS and it was wonderful. Maybe civilian life isn't THAT bad ehh?

I want my fucking broadcaster.... YESTERDAY!!! Snoogens.

EWN Probie
05-12-2012, 03:41 PM
I'm broadcasting for those who wanna hear me! http://kevinsrockhouronline.listen2myradio.com/

Drop me a request while you're at it, you might hear your fav rock song played!

thejman93
05-12-2012, 03:42 PM
I want my fucking broadcaster.... YESTERDAY!!! Snoogens.

We want Mayhem.....YESTERDAY!!! Snoogens. :D

Rated_R(ob)KO
05-12-2012, 03:43 PM
We want Mayhem.....YESTERDAY!!! Snoogens. :D

I'm stuck bruv. You know this.... ugh. Damnit.

thejman93
05-12-2012, 03:45 PM
I'm stuck bruv. You know this.... ugh. Damnit.

I know, I know. Just bustling your balls. :)

Poot-Hair
05-12-2012, 04:03 PM
I want my fucking broadcaster.... YESTERDAY!!! Snoogens.Get on Skype and I'll send it to you. Muhfukkin' Snoogens :p

Rated_R(ob)KO
05-12-2012, 04:13 PM
Get on Skype and I'll send it to you. Muhfukkin' Snoogens :p

Give me five minutes.

TheDevilsAdvocate
05-12-2012, 04:14 PM
IC(as 'The Archangel' Kayden James): TheDevilsAdvocate; A man revered. A man put on a pedestal as a Legend. A man held head and shoulders above everyone else here. The number one contender for the belt and the man scheduled to face RomanFlare.

You see TDA, I don't like you. I don't like the fact that you're worshipped around here like some kind of God though you have the Devil's name as your own. Go. Win your belt against RomanFlare, I want you to. But be forewarned; That even though you're not on the same brand as me, I will be the one to end you. To finally put the shell of a man, the farce known as "Legend", the "Idol" out of his misery. The Archangel has spoken.

OOC: I've never had the honor of IC'ing with the Legend known as TDA. I want to do it at least once before I leave!


IC: I worked within light and shadows to get where I am Today. I was not always liked, and people have had it out for me since day one. They never fully grasped who I actually am and their views of me are based on brief appearances and blanketed imperfections. I have bled and fought for my spot and if I ever beat Roman I am not going to surrender anything so easily. Especially to somebody like yourself. You can try but the only thing you are doing is preparing your own grave. You might as well bring a coffin with you if you feel that you can take me on my friend.. For I will make you regret ever allowing such words to slip through the very crack of your lips.

You might represent an "ending" in your own right, but I represent the dawn of a new era. One that should have happened a long time ago. See, Kayden James, I am on a far higher level than I was last year when I was going about my ways under the JBW banner. Your life will be a grand stepping stone in my rise to the Heaven's above. An invasion of sorts, and I will be the rightful ruler of the JBW Kingdom. My time is far from being over. If you are willing to test that then all I can say is.... Bring it on.. ~Diabolical laughter~


OOC: WOOHOO! IC'ing timez! Legend Vs. Legend?

Poot-Hair
05-12-2012, 04:14 PM
Give me five minutes.Fair enough dude. You don't have to call me or anything because I don't wanna wake up your baby but I can still send it to you LIKE A BOSS lol

Rated_R(ob)KO
05-12-2012, 04:32 PM
Fair enough dude. You don't have to call me or anything because I don't wanna wake up your baby but I can still send it to you LIKE A BOSS lol

I'm on and I went upstairs.

Bubeh sleeps in the downstairs!!