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Snair
05-03-2012, 06:53 AM
what? Oh right, this thread not been killed just yet even if you said so :p :)

jbw lives on. Yes! Yes!! Yes!!!

no! No! No!

S.E. Zero
05-03-2012, 06:55 AM
no! No! No!

Should've gone like this: no, nO, No, NO!!!! ;)

Snair
05-03-2012, 07:06 AM
Should've gone like this: no, nO, No, NO!!!! ;)

I went for caps but the post ended up like that.

HolyJose2391
05-03-2012, 07:09 AM
Gotta love the anti caps here :)

Rated_R(ob)KO
05-03-2012, 07:12 AM
Gotta love the anti caps here :)

No screaming allowed. Poozers!!

Anyway... writing Mayhem while watching The Waterboy? Not an easy task at all my friends.

S.E. Zero
05-03-2012, 07:13 AM
Gotta love the anti caps here :) I KNOW RIGHT???!!!! Lol, isn't EWN special that way :)

HolyJose2391
05-03-2012, 07:52 AM
No screaming allowed. Poozers!!

Anyway... writing Mayhem while watching The Waterboy? Not an easy task at all my friends.
Yes Killowag sir!

Kashdinero
05-03-2012, 08:00 AM
4,000 posts. Well done, team!

Onwards and upwards!

TheDevilsAdvocate
05-03-2012, 08:04 AM
4,000 posts. Well done, team!

Onwards and upwards!

Wow...
10char10fdoshdnojnsdofjnlsdfkjgsdfgfsdxx

S.E. Zero
05-03-2012, 08:18 AM
40,000 posts. Well done, team!

Onwards and upwards!

It's 40,000 posts across 4,000 pages, Boss. Almost we're close to a million views as well. Fun times for JBW.

Snair
05-03-2012, 08:41 AM
Wow...
10char10fdoshdnojnsdofjnlsdfkjgsdfgfsdxx

I love the 10 character limit hfjhfkgdkagsdjasgdlagdladgslagdjag:cool:

TheDevilsAdvocate
05-03-2012, 08:42 AM
It's 40,000 posts across 4,000 pages, Boss. Almost we're close to a million views as well. Fun times for JBW.


We have come a long way! ! ! !

TheDevilsAdvocate
05-03-2012, 08:43 AM
I love the 10 character limit hfjhfkgdkagsdjasgdlagdladgslagdjag:cool:

I hate it!! It makes being lazy complicating. :rolleyes:

HolyJose2391
05-03-2012, 08:50 AM
I hate it!! It makes being lazy complicating. :rolleyes:
Amen to that!

Snair
05-03-2012, 08:51 AM
So I decided to bunk college to watch Avengers but unfortunately every crappy theaters around college were screening the HINDI dubbed version appropraitely titled "SPARKS TURNED FLAME" (dialogues are raped in this version)

when luck fucks nothing works :mad:

Snair
05-03-2012, 08:54 AM
I hate it!! It makes being lazy complicating. :rolleyes:


Amen to that!

If ever there was an nobel prize for being the laziest I would heve sent someone to get it for me.

TheDevilsAdvocate
05-03-2012, 08:55 AM
Amen to that!

Amen-Amen~ But it keeps people talking. If we didn't have a limit everyone would be typing out 2, 3, or 4 words. You can't really have a conversation off that stuff.

TheDevilsAdvocate
05-03-2012, 08:56 AM
If ever there was an nobel prize for being the laziest I would heve sent someone to get it for me.

What if the presenter was too lazy to present the prize to you?

HolyJose2391
05-03-2012, 09:00 AM
What if the presenter was too lazy to present the prize to you?
Laziness at its best! :D

Snair
05-03-2012, 09:01 AM
What if the presenter was too lazy to present the prize to you?

This means war http://kingsofwar.org.uk/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/This-is-Sparta.jpg

HolyJose2391
05-03-2012, 09:07 AM
This means war http://kingsofwar.org.uk/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/This-is-Sparta.jpg
But only after nap time

Snair
05-03-2012, 09:09 AM
I'm forced to say yes.

Snair
05-03-2012, 09:10 AM
Out goes Carnage in comes Man Of Steel.

HolyJose2391
05-03-2012, 09:18 AM
I kinda wanna go see Avengers tonight I'll see if I can later

Rehmix
05-03-2012, 09:25 AM
Already hve my ticket for a midnight showing. It is going to be sweet

HolyJose2391
05-03-2012, 09:26 AM
I'm debating especially after what happened yesterday....but I'm technically home alone for the next two weeks

Snair
05-03-2012, 09:26 AM
Fuck you guys! I cant even breathe coz of my exams:(

HolyJose2391
05-03-2012, 09:29 AM
Fuck you guys! I cant even breathe coz of my exams:(
Oh I feel yeah my exams start next week I need to blow off steam before that

SilverGhost
05-03-2012, 09:37 AM
I see nothing but lazies! MIDDLE FINGERS TO YOU ALL!!!!(Just kidding Jabe, love you all!)

B-MCINTYRE
05-03-2012, 09:41 AM
Dingo: who you calling lazy mate?

zapphoman
05-03-2012, 11:48 AM
Whats more shocking the post above or this http://www.scifimoviepage.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/superman.jpg
#areyouseriousbro

Really? Really? This is not good and my cousin is going to be pissed.

Rated_R(ob)KO
05-03-2012, 01:38 PM
No PM's. Sigh... Mayhem is still delayed.

thejman93
05-03-2012, 02:00 PM
No PM's. Sigh... Mayhem is still delayed.

Hold your shorts on. I had college stuff to do. :D

Rated_R(ob)KO
05-03-2012, 02:08 PM
Hold your shorts on. I had college stuff to do. :D

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

thejman93
05-03-2012, 02:10 PM
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Blah, blah, blah.

Rated_R(ob)KO
05-03-2012, 02:19 PM
Blah, blah, blah.

Look at my sig. That's me and you soon. Punk.

thejman93
05-03-2012, 02:21 PM
Look at my sig. That's me and you soon. Punk.

Sick bastard.

Hey, where's SOT'E been?

Rated_R(ob)KO
05-03-2012, 03:09 PM
Sick bastard.

Hey, where's SOT'E been?

We did one a couple weeks ago. I'm pretty sure we'll do one this week though.

thejman93
05-03-2012, 03:19 PM
We did one a couple weeks ago. I'm pretty sure we'll do one this week though.

Sweet.

Match is coming very soon.

Robareid
05-03-2012, 03:56 PM
Its nice to see that Im not the only person who's causing shows to be delayed

RomanFlare
05-03-2012, 03:57 PM
Its nice to see that Im not the only person who's causing shows to be delayed

*flexes his muscles* OHHHH YEAH!

thejman93
05-03-2012, 04:16 PM
Fuck! I totally forgot about SD! PMs will go out tomorrow.

HolyJose2391
05-03-2012, 07:17 PM
*looks at Zaphh* you know why I'm looking at you

S.E. Zero
05-03-2012, 07:24 PM
*looks at Zaphh* you know why I'm looking at you

I wanna know.....:rolleyes:

RomanFlare
05-03-2012, 08:41 PM
I'm so conceited, I moan my own name during sex.

"Ahhhh. Fuck yeah, Rome."






















I'm joking. My real name isn't Rome. It's Supermann.

EWN Probie
05-03-2012, 09:31 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HUMh8GQnDW8

*clears throat* I'M BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK

Robstar
05-03-2012, 09:33 PM
Morrissey is terrible! (nothing like being low key Probie)

RomanFlare
05-03-2012, 09:37 PM
Morrissey is terrible! (nothing like being low key Probie)

Awww, you're a Mod Robstar--Y U Feed the trolls? I mean, yo--mmmm, Vickie Cougerreo.

HolyJose2391
05-03-2012, 09:41 PM
*sigh* well I can honestly say I am feeling better thanks again all of you guys

EWN Probie
05-03-2012, 09:43 PM
Guys I'm not aloisick or his other names that I've lost track, it's me THEKEVINBRAND!

HolyJose2391
05-03-2012, 09:46 PM
Guys I'm not aloisick or his other names that I've lost track, it's me THEKEVINBRAND!
KEV IS BACK!!!!!!!


Sorry for assuming

EWN Probie
05-03-2012, 09:49 PM
KEV IS BACK!!!!!!!


Sorry for assuming

nah it's good, this name is temporary

Robstar
05-03-2012, 09:51 PM
nah it's good, this name is temporary

....you hope ;)

HolyJose2391
05-03-2012, 09:56 PM
....you hope ;)
Classic Robstar! :D

TheDevilsAdvocate
05-03-2012, 09:58 PM
Meow. Tonight has been pretty interesting.

EWN Probie
05-03-2012, 09:59 PM
....you hope ;)

only you Robstar LOL

eyehatecena
05-03-2012, 10:12 PM
nah it's good, this name is temporary

Can you do me a favor? Can you put a pix of Velvet Sky in your sig??? Please???

EWN Probie
05-03-2012, 10:27 PM
Can you do me a favor? Can you put a pix of Velvet Sky in your sig??? Please???

your wish and Jose's wish is my command!

HolyJose2391
05-03-2012, 10:32 PM
your wish and Jose's wish is my command!
SHE's BACK!!!!!!!! Jose jr is happy

EWN Probie
05-03-2012, 10:33 PM
SHE's BACK!!!!!!!! Jose jr is happy

dude too much information!

HolyJose2391
05-03-2012, 10:34 PM
dude too much information!
:D

10characters

Rated_R(ob)KO
05-03-2012, 10:52 PM
"Registered Text Offender"... I lul'd.

Rated_R(ob)KO
05-03-2012, 10:56 PM
Okay, gonna make this a quick one.... still awaiting stuff from TDA and Ka$h for Mayhem to go out. I have one more match left to write but it will be a simple one. Mayhem has themes, colored and matches at the ready. :) I may unleash it in pieces or something. I dunno. Either way, I'll be back later on once work calms down a bit.

Snair
05-03-2012, 11:01 PM
your wish and Jose's wish is my command!

Welcome back KEV!

EWN Probie
05-03-2012, 11:08 PM
"Registered Text Offender"... I lul'd.

you can thank Robstar for that

S.E. Zero
05-03-2012, 11:16 PM
I missed that sig :o

Robstar
05-03-2012, 11:17 PM
you can thank Robstar for that

I can't take the credit - that was Iron Ape I quoted. I just loved it and thought, yeah, he can wear that for a while ;)

EWN Probie
05-03-2012, 11:17 PM
I missed that sig :o

sorry fellas can't do anymore cleavage sigs, they're too big now, stuck with gifs you're welcome anyways!

Giddy
05-03-2012, 11:18 PM
you can thank Robstar for that
Text offender mixed with that pic- best sig ever!!!

S.E. Zero
05-03-2012, 11:18 PM
sorry fellas can't do anymore cleavage sigs, they're too big now, stuck with gifs you're welcome anyways!

That ass deserves a gif anyways.

Giddy
05-03-2012, 11:18 PM
sorry fellas can't do anymore cleavage sigs, they're too big now, stuck with gifs you're welcome anyways!
http://www.wwe.com/f/styles/ep_trending/public/video/thumb/2012/04/20120405_sd_damien_sandow.jpg

EWN Probie
05-03-2012, 11:19 PM
Text offender mixed with that pic- best sig ever!!!

had to distract the men!

EWN Probie
05-03-2012, 11:19 PM
Text offender mixed with that pic- best sig ever!!!

and you get a Tessmacher intro too :D

Rated_R(ob)KO
05-03-2012, 11:21 PM
I don't mind it but it's slowing my work comp's speed.

Giddy
05-03-2012, 11:24 PM
and you get a Tessmacher intro too :D
It's almost as sexy as R(ob)'s! :D

Poot-Hair
05-03-2012, 11:26 PM
WELCOME THE FUCK BACK KEVO! Glad that you're back to lurking the forums dude! When I saw "How soon is now" I thought oh crap Kev made an alt and is going to be banned again lol

EWN Probie
05-03-2012, 11:31 PM
I don't mind it but it's slowing my work comp's speed.
sorry :P


WELCOME THE FUCK BACK KEVO! Glad that you're back to lurking the forums dude! When I saw "How soon is now" I thought oh crap Kev made an alt and is going to be banned again lol

haha great to hear from you too! Kevin Matthews' retirement could be shorter than expected! Never say never in e-fedding :D

Poot-Hair
05-03-2012, 11:33 PM
sorry :P



haha great to hear from you too! Kevin Matthews' retirement could be shorter than expected! Never say never in e-fedding :DLol I had a PM chat with Silverghost not to long ago about you :D. I was asking when you were going to be allowed back. Glad to see that it was alot shorter than the timeframe I was given lmfao

EWN Probie
05-03-2012, 11:45 PM
Lol I had a PM chat with Silverghost not to long ago about you :D. I was asking when you were going to be allowed back. Glad to see that it was alot shorter than the timeframe I was given lmfao

PM me man we'll catch up like old friends in a bar!

Snair
05-03-2012, 11:51 PM
Really? Really? This is not good and my cousin is going to be pissed.

Relax Zapph, he has more than a year to find his trademark underwear back.

Poot-Hair
05-04-2012, 12:20 AM
Relax Zapph, he has more than a year to find his trademark underwear back.Dude that superman pic earlier scared me....

Snair
05-04-2012, 12:30 AM
Dude that superman pic earlier scared me....

Well that's another feather in the cap of Snair:p

Poot-Hair
05-04-2012, 12:31 AM
Well that's another feather in the cap of Snair:pBahaha you know if you scare the Poot-Hair, you've really done well lol.

It's one thing to wear spandex underpants but that full body "thing" that dude was wearing was not even right. My first thought was "ouch for testicular seperation" lol

EWN Probie
05-04-2012, 01:55 AM
Kevin Matthews: As Some of you may have heard my last match was in AWF a month ago, and quite frankly I decided I was going to hang it up for awhile and try something new, so lately I've been working overtime as a real estate agent back in Canada trying to keep my mind off of wrestling. Sure wrestling was fun but after that AWF promoter lowballed me in my guaranteed paycheck, I decided to stop. I've lost the fire I've once had in me, and the injuries were mounting up, all those hardcore matches in Canada and in HWA as well as in JBW were catching up to me. I decided to do what I was supposed to do if my wrestling career never took off, that being selling houses. I am planning a trip one of these days to attend a JBW show since I have good friends that still work there. But never say never in the world of pro wrestling, I may just take bookings once again all I need is the right person, the right contract and the right paycheck, I don't come cheap anymore haha. But right now, wrestling is on the back burner, heck I was offered a spot where I used to work at one of the indy companies where I got my start in Canada but I turned them down, I wasn't interested in participating in anything wrestling just yet, maybe in six months or a year.

I don't know who heads the company but I hope R(ob) and Ka$h are doing fine! I'd love to catch up with you guys at my place if you decide to do a show in Canada again.

Well I guess I have nothing else to say anymore, ta ta for now! Oh and to the new ones in JBW, welcome to the big leagues!

Rated_R(ob)KO
05-04-2012, 02:28 AM
Just to clarify something for some people. I just found out through one of my little birdies that SouthernBlood has basically quit all of e-fedding. He's been feeding me this story about being busy but I found out otherwise. Until he can talk to me like a man, Ano Doom will be written off. He has too much going on with this episode of Mayhem to take him out but, I can do it for next week. Please don't be mad but, I have to do what I have to do.

That said, I'll be needing some help writing Mayhem week in and week out. I currently have a temporary replacement helping me but, I don't know how long he wishes to stay around and help. So please, serious inquiries only. I have a ton on my plate as is and I don't want JBW to slip through the cracks from me. So please, anyone willing to let their creative juices fly, PM me so I can talk to Ka$h about prospects.

Thanks for anyone willing to listen.

Also, in the on-coming weeks... Mayhem will be broadening out. What I mean by that is, well Horrorcore is basically becoming its own faction in Mayhem as you all saw with the Draft. I don't have a lot of Horrorcore guys and I was wondering if some nice people would create a few to get us boosted up a bit. PLEASE, if you're going to create one... try to keep up on promos and all. That's all I ask. Of course if it has to be Jobberbotted, it will be but, that puts a lot of work on one or two people.

Also, also... Ka$h and I have been in on and off talks about something really fun and amusing for the Jabe faithful... watch this space for more info on that soon. Possibly sooner than you think. ;)

Snair
05-04-2012, 05:31 AM
Why so silent?

Snair
05-04-2012, 05:33 AM
Bahaha you know if you scare the Poot-Hair, you've really done well lol.

It's one thing to wear spandex underpants but that full body "thing" that dude was wearing was not even right. My first thought was "ouch for testicular seperation" lol

But Henry looks much more believable as the character he's portraying.

Rated_R(ob)KO
05-04-2012, 07:38 AM
Mayhem is upon you all. Here we go... SHOW TIME FOLKS!!!

Rated_R(ob)KO
05-04-2012, 08:43 AM
I've been posting for an hour now. That is half of the show.... ugh. Taking a small break haha! Sorry guys!

HolyJose2391
05-04-2012, 09:05 AM
Great Mayhem so far! While I wait I go and win over girl of my dreams.it helps that she likes Backstreet Boys as much as I do :D haha

Rated_R(ob)KO
05-04-2012, 09:13 AM
Okay, I'll be posting the rest of the show bright and early tomorrow morning!!! I have about four Doctor appointments for my wife and the baby today so I'm literally going to be gone the whole day. Work tonight will be good but rough I'm guessing. My last night and I have eight weeks off!! Whoo!! Tomorrow morning you have the following to look forward to:

ANGRY SAMOAN vs DEMONIC

BODOMINVADER vs BLACK TEAR

HOLY JOSE vs DANIEL TRUTH

BRICARIUS (Brick "The Bastard" Godslayer/Damian Icarus) vs PROPHELLO (The Prophecy/Zeus Apollo)

MAYHEM WORLD TELEVISION CHAMPIONSHIP:
THE SANDMAN vs SAMSON

There will also be a couple surprises thrown in as well! Hope you like the show thus far! I had a blast writing the long fucker lol.

See you guys later!!

RomanFlare
05-04-2012, 09:23 AM
Okay, I'll be posting the rest of the show bright and early tomorrow morning!!! I have about four Doctor appointments for my wife and the baby today so I'm literally going to be gone the whole day. Work tonight will be good but rough I'm guessing. My last night and I have eight weeks off!! Whoo!! Tomorrow morning you have the following to look forward to:

ANGRY SAMOAN vs DEMONIC

HOLYJOSE vs BLACK TEAR

BRICARIUS (Brick "The Bastard" Godslayer/Damian Icarus) vs PROPHELLO (The Prophecy/Zeus Apollo)

MAYHEM WORLD TELEVISION CHAMPIONSHIP:
THE SANDMAN vs SAMSON

There will also be a couple surprises thrown in as well! Hope you like the show thus far! I had a blast writing the long fucker lol.

See you guys later!!

Match Card used Yawn! Rome fell asleep! Rome used Snore! It was super effective!


I kid.

Rehmix
05-04-2012, 11:38 AM
Man moving back home from college sucks. What have I missed?

RomanFlare
05-04-2012, 01:27 PM
Man moving back home from college sucks. What have I missed?

Rob posted the show.

Rated_R(ob)KO
05-04-2012, 02:27 PM
Rob posted the show.

Most of the show. Which I see has gotten as much fanfare as a fart in a Nunnery.

RomanFlare
05-04-2012, 02:29 PM
Most of the show. Which I see has gotten as much fanfare as a fart in a Nunnery.

Or a Nun in a brothel.

thejman93
05-04-2012, 02:51 PM
Most of the show. Which I see has gotten as much fanfare as a fart in a Nunnery.

Lol, I read it.

The whole ECW feel to it was great. Chaos (not Connor) is everywhere. Gotta say though, Alpha Dog's storyline is my favorite development so far.

thejman93
05-04-2012, 04:32 PM
My work here is done for the day.

HeelTurn
05-04-2012, 05:46 PM
Maan I have some serious reading to do here, good work so far guys.

bearkg88
05-04-2012, 07:02 PM
While I may not be a part of jbw, I did take a chance to read the recent show that rob has started to post and so far, definitely a really great show. Kudos to rob and all those involved

zapphoman
05-04-2012, 10:10 PM
Maan I have some serious reading to do here, good work so far guys.

OH SNAP!!! Welcome back HT!!!

Poot-Hair
05-04-2012, 11:06 PM
Most of the show. Which I see has gotten as much fanfare as a fart in a Nunnery.I know the feeling brother. A full month of working my ass off writing Showdown, and all I got was a "you did your best" and "decent show", even though it set up a future HUUGEEE storyline for the next several months. Lol it was like "Oh wow geee thaaaanks guyyyys".

Anyhoo, rant over. *walks back to his bag of cheetos*

Tommy Thunder
05-04-2012, 11:08 PM
I know the feeling brother. A full month of working my ass off writing Showdown, and all I got was a "you did your best" and "decent show". Lol it was like "Oh wow geee thaaaanks guyyyys".

It's an universal problem across the feds unfortunately :/

zapphoman
05-04-2012, 11:10 PM
I'll be reading showdown and mayhem tomorrow. I'll give my thoughts on them then.

Poot-Hair
05-04-2012, 11:17 PM
It's an universal problem across the feds unfortunately :/I subsequently (and unrelatedly) stepped down as head writer of Showdown after my last show. Time to let JMan feel the heat! Lol I'm sure JMan will do alot better than me anyways

Poot-Hair
05-04-2012, 11:18 PM
I'll be reading showdown and mayhem tomorrow. I'll give my thoughts on them then.I think you'll like Larry's commentary on SD!, I tried as hard as I could to be entertaining with it.

eyehatecena
05-04-2012, 11:29 PM
I think you'll like Larry's commentary on SD!, I tried as hard as I could to be entertaining with it.

Lol @ Larry- his shit is great- as was the show. I've tried reviewing different shows but its just too hard. I've always loved reading the JBW shows and am really glad to see JBW back on track. Now I just have to catch up reading shows for other feds since I'm done with school until the fall

TheDevilsAdvocate
05-04-2012, 11:42 PM
The problem is there are just too many shows as opposed to how it was before. Gratitude in this day and age is spread apart. If I had my way I would ask everyone if they wanted to do one huge show instead of having all the separate feds. It sounded good to me at the time but the rosters are noticeably thinning out. I liked your show Poot; I just wasn't paying attention to the feds when it got posted. I had stuff to do, but when I had the time I read it and loved it. I mean you can only say "good show" so many times before you get annoyed with yourself. I wish I could cancel shows and feds. But I can't since I don't have that right. I can just deal with it and hope that one day others will notice it too. I honestly don't give a fuck about ego's. I just think feds should fuse under the circumstances of thinned out rosters and the fact that people are going to be leaving the feds within the next year or so. It's all for survival.

Poot-Hair
05-04-2012, 11:42 PM
Lol @ Larry- his shit is great- as was the show. I've tried reviewing different shows but its just too hard. I've always loved reading the JBW shows and am really glad to see JBW back on track. Now I just have to catch up reading shows for other feds since I'm done with school until the fall

Hell yeah dude, glad you liked the show. Always great to hear feedback!

S.E. Zero
05-04-2012, 11:56 PM
The problem is there are just too many shows as opposed to how it was before. Gratitude in this day and age is spread apart. If I had my way I would ask everyone if they wanted to do one huge show instead of having all the separate feds. It sounded good to me at the time but the rosters are noticeably thinning out. I liked your show Poot; I just wasn't paying attention to the feds when it got posted. I had stuff to do, but when I had the time I read it and loved it. I mean you can only say "good show" so many times before you get annoyed with yourself. I wish I could cancel shows and feds. But I can't since I don't have that right. I can just deal with it and hope that one day others will notice it too. I honestly don't give a fuck about ego's. I just think feds should fuse under the circumstances of thinned out rosters and the fact that people are going to be leaving the feds within the next year or so. It's all for survival.

I already said that would be so ideal and its true. One solid fed would be incredible. It just wont happen anytime soon, if ever. Would be nice though.

Rated_R(ob)KO
05-05-2012, 12:16 AM
I already said that would be so ideal and its true. One solid fed would be incredible. It just wont happen anytime soon, if ever. Would be nice though.

There's way too much ego, showmanship, and attitude across the board for one fed to come to fruition. I love a few of the guys at EWNCW but, real talk, I'd step down if I had to deal with their way of things for a long haul. That is NOTHING about ego, they do shows differently than we do. Clashes would be endless. I appreciate what they do just like they do with us but, it'd never happen under current writers.

Poot-Hair
05-05-2012, 12:18 AM
The problem is there are just too many shows as opposed to how it was before. Gratitude in this day and age is spread apart. If I had my way I would ask everyone if they wanted to do one huge show instead of having all the separate feds. It sounded good to me at the time but the rosters are noticeably thinning out. I liked your show Poot; I just wasn't paying attention to the feds when it got posted. I had stuff to do, but when I had the time I read it and loved it. I mean you can only say "good show" so many times before you get annoyed with yourself. I wish I could cancel shows and feds. But I can't since I don't have that right. I can just deal with it and hope that one day others will notice it too. I honestly don't give a fuck about ego's. I just think feds should fuse under the circumstances of thinned out rosters and the fact that people are going to be leaving the feds within the next year or so. It's all for survival.I very much like the idea of having seperate e-feds, just not having too many e-feds. I like having a variety to choose from. You like hardcore action? Try HWA. You like tag teams? There's BWA. It's the diversity of each that makes it so cool to me. Now if we had 8 e-feds and 6 of them were the exact same, I'd be like you and say "enough's enough".

I do agree with you about wishing we could cancel out shows. I personally think every e-fed should be limited to 2-3 shows/brands max. Hell JBW alone now has at least 5 shows(Mayhem, Warfare, Showdown, Unscripted, and Octane...yeah that's 5 shows), that to me seems like overkill but I go with the flow.

When you have so many different shows it just puts more pressure on people than is necessary. Not to mention it could lead to people feeling left out when their show gets less than stellar reviews (take the rave over the draft show, then the less than "rave" showdown got).

The more people you have on creative=the more people to get their feelings hurt.

Broc
05-05-2012, 12:22 AM
There's way too much ego, showmanship, and attitude across the board for one fed to come to fruition. I love a few of the guys at EWNCW but, real talk, I'd step down if I had to deal with their way of things for a long haul. That is NOTHING about ego, they do shows differently than we do. Clashes would be endless. I appreciate what they do just like they do with us but, it'd never happen under current writers.

I agree with this actually. There's no way in hell to get every creative team to fully function together. It would be a HUGE change, and I definitely couldn't go through it. It has nothing to do with ego, or anything, it's about different preferences for other feds.

Poot-Hair
05-05-2012, 12:26 AM
I agree with this actually. There's no way in hell to get every creative team to fully function together. It would be a HUGE change, and I definitely couldn't go through it. It has nothing to do with ego, or anything, it's about different preferences for other feds.What did I tell you about speaking out of turn?!

*grabs kendo stick*

BAD MONKEY!! *Whacks with stick* BAD MONKEY!!

*chases you around with kendo stick*

Rated_R(ob)KO
05-05-2012, 12:27 AM
I very much like the idea of having seperate e-feds, just not having too many e-feds. I like having a variety to choose from. You like hardcore action? Try HWA. You like tag teams? There's BWA. It's the diversity of each that makes it so cool to me. Now if we had 8 e-feds and 6 of them were the exact same, I'd be like you and say "enough's enough".

I do agree with you about wishing we could cancel out shows. I personally think every e-fed should be limited to 2-3 shows/brands max. Hell JBW alone now has at least 5 shows(Mayhem, Warfare, Showdown, Unscripted, and Octane...yeah that's 5 shows), that to me seems like overkill but I go with the flow.

When you have so many different shows it just puts more pressure on people than is necessary. Not to mention it could lead to people feeling left out when their show gets less than stellar reviews (take the rave over the draft show, then the less than "rave" showdown got).

The more people you have on creative=the more people to get their feelings hurt.

Actually, with all the different shows, it takes pressure away. We have Octane which is the highflyers, WARFare is a lot of the top tier talent, Mayhem is the rest plus Horrorcore, SHOWDOWN! is like our NXT and Unscripted is still a ways off. :) We have our shows separated like that for people who may NOT want to read one LONG ass show just to see their piece in the puzzle.

Rated_R(ob)KO
05-05-2012, 12:30 AM
I agree with this actually. There's no way in hell to get every creative team to fully function together. It would be a HUGE change, and I definitely couldn't go through it. It has nothing to do with ego, or anything, it's about different preferences for other feds.

The creative process in all of the feds are set in their way, it is what it is. EWNCW are efficient at putting out quick shows and getting the point across directly, JBW like grand and epic outings every single time which delays us, HWA is a hybrid of both EWNCW and JBW in terms. You guys are quick and get detailed when necessary... its just an revolving door of minds. I mean, I love TT but, if I had to work with him constantly I think our personalities ALONE would clash, how would we be able to write together at that point? You get what I mean?

Poot-Hair
05-05-2012, 12:36 AM
Actually, with all the different shows, it takes pressure away. We have Octane which is the highflyers, WARFare is a lot of the top tier talent, Mayhem is the rest plus Horrorcore, SHOWDOWN! is like our NXT and Unscripted is still a ways off. :) We have our shows separated like that for people who may NOT want to read one LONG ass show just to see their piece in the puzzle.Ehhh I do see where you're coming from with having smaller shows but at the same time like I said, the more people there are on creative=the more people to get their feelings hurt.

Being a member of an e-fed isn't about just reading your part in the show to me. It's about how your character/part plays out in the entire show. If you asked me for a promo tomorrow for Kayden (which you wouldn't because Kayden James is an absolute horse-shit character) and I did one for you, I wouldn't just skim the show for my part. I read EVERY WORD of the show to see how it plays out.

That's what it's all about, being a part of the show. :D

Broc
05-05-2012, 12:37 AM
The creative process in all of the feds are set in their way, it is what it is. EWNCW are efficient at putting out quick shows and getting the point across directly, JBW like grand and epic outings every single time which delays us, HWA is a hybrid of both EWNCW and JBW in terms. You guys are quick and get detailed when necessary... its just an revolving door of minds. I mean, I love TT but, if I had to work with him constantly I think our personalities ALONE would clash, how would we be able to write together at that point? You get what I mean?

At the risk of being whipped again, I will say I get it.

I like you guys over here on JBW, but I think if I had to plan a show with Kash I'd literally go insane. Every fed is different, which is what makes it unique. Like something HWA does that not many probably do; the head writer for every show does pretty much everything, and no shows are approved before posting. I think most feds use co-writers, and have reviews and plannings for shows, but we just let our writers do as they please.

That's something different, and not every fed would agree with it.

Poot-Hair
05-05-2012, 12:41 AM
Ehhh I do see where you're coming from with having smaller shows but at the same time like I said, the more people there are on creative=the more people to get their feelings hurt.

Being a member of an e-fed isn't about just reading your part in the show to me. It's about how your character/part plays out in the entire show. If you asked me for a promo tomorrow for Kayden (which you wouldn't because Kayden James is an absolute horse-shit character) and I did one for you, I wouldn't just skim the show for my part. I read EVERY WORD of the show to see how it plays out.

That's what it's all about, being a part of the show. :DAnd another point is with more shows, there's more people that can bail on you. Take you and SB for instance. You guys were both on the creative team in charge of putting out a show and he bailed on you. As a result, JMan had to step up and help you finish your show to get it out. He had to pull double duty as he was also helping me with SD!. Now I'm sure JMan didn't care but still. Now multiply that by 5 shows and you have everyone pulling double/triple duty to help get a show out because the show may have something of future interest in it.

And yes...I did just quote myself

Poot-Hair
05-05-2012, 12:44 AM
At the risk of being whipped again, I will say I get it.

I like you guys over here on JBW, but I think if I had to plan a show with Kash I'd literally go insane. Every fed is different, which is what makes it unique. Like something HWA does that not many probably do; the head writer for every show does pretty much everything, and no shows are approved before posting. I think most feds use co-writers, and have reviews and plannings for shows, but we just let our writers do as they please.

That's something different, and not every fed would agree with it.*gives you the evil eye* Baaaadddd monkey...

Lol, that seems alot less stressful like that in all seriousness. You kind of get to do your own thing without having to plan every single detail in pm before you can even send out pm's for promo's you need. It gets stressful I assure you

Rated_R(ob)KO
05-05-2012, 12:45 AM
Ehhh I do see where you're coming from with having smaller shows but at the same time like I said, the more people there are on creative=the more people to get their feelings hurt.

Being a member of an e-fed isn't about just reading your part in the show to me. It's about how your character/part plays out in the entire show. If you asked me for a promo tomorrow for Kayden (which you wouldn't because Kayden James is an absolute horse-shit character) and I did one for you, I wouldn't just skim the show for my part. I read EVERY WORD of the show to see how it plays out.

That's what it's all about, being a part of the show. :D

That's the problem. With the grand shows we put out, no one wants to read through them ALL. Hell, this Mayhem is clocking in currently at 14,000 words alone. And when it's all said and done when it's all finished and posted up, it'll be about 16,000 words. It's insane. And because we've been doing it like that for so long, its second nature. With the draft happening and the rosters thinning out, and shows thinning out, it creates less pressure. I'm just used to putting pressure on myself because of the past.

HolyJose2391
05-05-2012, 12:47 AM
That's the problem. With the grand shows we put out, no one wants to read through them ALL. Hell, this Mayhem is clocking in currently at 14,000 words alone. And when it's all said and done when it's all finished and posted up, it'll be about 16,000 words. It's insane. And because we've been doing it like that for so long, its second nature. With the draft happening and the rosters thinning out, and shows thinning out, it creates less pressure. I'm just used to putting pressure on myself because of the past.
Hell I have two matches done and already on page 15 on Word. It is second nature and for me different yet better than when I did AWF. Anyways I need to get Octane Soaring (hehe highflying humor)


On that note OMFG AVENGERS WAS FUCKING BEAST!!!!!!!

Rated_R(ob)KO
05-05-2012, 12:49 AM
At the risk of being whipped again, I will say I get it.

I like you guys over here on JBW, but I think if I had to plan a show with Kash I'd literally go insane. Every fed is different, which is what makes it unique. Like something HWA does that not many probably do; the head writer for every show does pretty much everything, and no shows are approved before posting. I think most feds use co-writers, and have reviews and plannings for shows, but we just let our writers do as they please.

That's something different, and not every fed would agree with it.

In the words of the man himself, EL OH EL! :)

Yeah, working with Ka$h is easy and not easy. Thats my bruva 100% and he knows it but, he can be an ass lol. Then again, I don't hold back on him either. I stand firm, he stands firm, then we coincide. Ka$h is great at e-fedding but he puts too much on himself. And with me, he gives me a few bullet points to touch upon, I give him a skeleton, he changes minor things, sends it back, I send him something I revised, he looks over it and that's all. He's never read a full show of mine and had to approve it that way. So, maybe he's different with different people? I dunno.

Rated_R(ob)KO
05-05-2012, 12:50 AM
Hell I have two matches done and already on page 15 on Word. It is second nature and for me different yet better than when I did AWF. Anyways I need to get Octane Soaring (hehe highflying humor)


On that note OMFG AVENGERS WAS FUCKING BEAST!!!!!!!

"Puny God" - The Hulk

Broc
05-05-2012, 12:51 AM
*gives you the evil eye* Baaaadddd monkey...

Lol, that seems alot less stressful like that in all seriousness. You kind of get to do your own thing without having to plan every single detail in pm before you can even send out pm's for promo's you need. It gets stressful I assure you

I personally like it that way a lot more. When I was writing for Dynasty/Anarchy, the last thing I wanted to do was have someone else have to give me approval to do something. If there's anything important, we do discuss it, but anything that's not a major detail, it's up to the head writer.

I'm personally also a control freak, so I like to write every part of my shows, to ensure it's to my liking.

Like I said though, every fed is different.

Poot-Hair
05-05-2012, 12:54 AM
That's the problem. With the grand shows we put out, no one wants to read through them ALL. Hell, this Mayhem is clocking in currently at 14,000 words alone. And when it's all said and done when it's all finished and posted up, it'll be about 16,000 words. It's insane. And because we've been doing it like that for so long, its second nature. With the draft happening and the rosters thinning out, and shows thinning out, it creates less pressure. I'm just used to putting pressure on myself because of the past.Lazy people are lazy. It's just reading for fuck's sake! It's not like you can't read some of it, leave, then come back and read the rest.

And be easy putting pressure on yourself, a gentle little thing like you may bruise :D. What's that I smell burning? Oh yeah I see now, it's you because I jus' burned 'dat ass! lol

HolyJose2391
05-05-2012, 01:02 AM
"Puny God" - The Hulk
Fucking loved that part!!! We all clapped in the theater. Also liked when Hulk punched Thor for no reason hahahha

Rated_R(ob)KO
05-05-2012, 01:08 AM
Fucking loved that part!!! We all clapped in the theater. Also liked when Hulk punched Thor for no reason hahahha

"What? What the hell just happened?... Nobody kissed me did they?" - Iron Man

Hulk punching the shit out of Thor had me in stitches, man. Glad you liked the movie. It was totally worth it.

Rehmix
05-05-2012, 01:13 AM
"What? What the hell just happened?... Nobody kissed me did they?" - Iron Man

Hulk punching the shit out of Thor had me in stitches, man. Glad you liked the movie. It was totally worth it.

Can we calm down with the avengers talk in here please. I know it's not spoilers but they are parts to the movie that are better if the are not talked about.

HolyJose2391
05-05-2012, 01:13 AM
"What? What the hell just happened?... Nobody kissed me did they?" - Iron Man

Hulk punching the shit out of Thor had me in stitches, man. Glad you liked the movie. It was totally worth it.
"Anybody want some Shawarma. There is a Shawarma place two blocks down. I don't know what it is but I want it"-Tony Stark

Dude it was man

EWN Probie
05-05-2012, 01:14 AM
IC: How's everyone doing? Haven't heard from you guys in awhile!

Poot-Hair
05-05-2012, 01:14 AM
In the words of the man himself, EL OH EL! :)

Yeah, working with Ka$h is easy and not easy. Thats my bruva 100% and he knows it but, he can be an ass lol. Then again, I don't hold back on him either. I stand firm, he stands firm, then we coincide. Ka$h is great at e-fedding but he puts too much on himself. And with me, he gives me a few bullet points to touch upon, I give him a skeleton, he changes minor things, sends it back, I send him something I revised, he looks over it and that's all. He's never read a full show of mine and had to approve it that way. So, maybe he's different with different people? I dunno. With me it's usually; He gives me bullet points, I give him a skeleton. He absolutely hates the skeleton I send him while all the while asking me why the hell I would do it the way I did. I revise it and send it back, he likes some of it but hates the rest, whacks me with a kendo stick, calls me a bad monkey. I send him the revised revised version of which he finally will let pass.

I finish the show, send him the final draft. He asks me if my mom dropped me on my head when I was a baby. I cry. Then he concedes and lets me post the show as-is.

I'm just playing with ya Kashy (when you do read this). *feels the dirt start piling up on me* How'd I get in this hole?

Broc
05-05-2012, 01:15 AM
Read this if you value your life.

Poot-Hair
05-05-2012, 01:17 AM
IC: How's everyone doing? Haven't heard from you guys in awhile!I'm.....doin.....LET THE PIGEONS LOOSE!!! *falls in the floor and twitches*

Poot-Hair
05-05-2012, 01:18 AM
Read this if you value your life.

What is this reading thing? Enlighten me oh enlightener of enlightening.

Robareid
05-05-2012, 01:22 AM
Right, I'm off on a Duke of Edinburgh expedition, see you guys on Sunday

Rated_R(ob)KO
05-05-2012, 01:26 AM
Right, I'm off on a Duke of Edinburgh expedition, see you guys on Sunday

Whatever the hell that means. Pip, Pip, cheerio and all that lad. Have fun.... doing whatever you're doing.

Poot-Hair
05-05-2012, 01:30 AM
Right, I'm off on a Duke of Edinburgh expedition, see you guys on SundayI took a Duke earlier. Fucking Colon-Blowed that shit.

Anyhoo, have fun Roba and be safe!

Robareid
05-05-2012, 01:32 AM
Whatever the hell that means. Pip, Pip, cheerio and all that lad. Have fun.... doing whatever you're doing.

Lol, I forget you colonial guys don't have it

http://www.dofe.org/

It's basically your version of a congressional award just (apparently) looked at more highly by Unis

EWN Probie
05-05-2012, 01:37 AM
I'm.....doin.....LET THE PIGEONS LOOSE!!! *falls in the floor and twitches*

*pokes with a branch* Poot? Poot? dammit my sig just killed another one!

Poot-Hair
05-05-2012, 01:44 AM
*pokes with a branch* Poot? Poot? dammit my sig just killed another one!From the neck down Ms. Tessmacher is fucking sexy. From the neck up she looks like the female John Cena. Chick's head/jaw is square as fuck.

Velvet Sky's ass=Fruit of the fucking God's

Rated_R(ob)KO
05-05-2012, 01:56 AM
I only have one match to write and then I finally get to finish Sandman vs Samson... I hope you guys like it.

Poot-Hair
05-05-2012, 01:59 AM
I only have one match to write and then I finally get to finish Sandman vs Samson... I hope you guys like it.
Check your pm's before you get too busy yankee doodle dandy

EWN Probie
05-05-2012, 02:02 AM
From the neck down Ms. Tessmacher is fucking sexy. From the neck up she looks like the female John Cena. Chick's head/jaw is square as fuck.

Velvet Sky's ass=Fruit of the fucking God's

I wonder if God spanked dat ass after his creation and said "what a masterpiece!"

Poot-Hair
05-05-2012, 02:07 AM
I wonder if God spanked dat ass after his creation and said "what a masterpiece!"I hope to God VelVel does Playboy sometime soon as I have grown tired of tryin to search the net for nude pics of her. Found some mostly nudes, but no legit nakeys

Poot-Hair
05-05-2012, 02:17 AM
Well now that I've killed the thread again I guess it's time for me to crash out. I go Monday to see if this wounded warrior has a shot at going back to Afghanistan for some more combat time. You guys wish me luck.

Kashdinero
05-05-2012, 02:36 AM
Kash is boss.

Singular vision>committee.

Punks follow my lead or follow the road signs home :)

Just because I don't explain every single little 'tail, when "barking out orders", or I haven't gone over every aspect of every request with you, it doesn't mean I haven't gone over it in my own mind.

I could really care less about the minor/finer details of anyone's show, but as long as we're all moving in the same direction, I'm a happy bossman.

Also, you may all have noticed that we have one world champion now. Well, that one champion has a lot of different ideas behind him, and if we're all pulling him or his possible opponents in different directions, we'll end up tearing the poor little sucker in half lol.

I'm just thankful that I have such competent and adaptable writers around me to help share this vision of mine.

But, I'm NEVER an ass about Jabe. Never :)

I'm gonna start writing some segments and matches real soon, but, right now, my head is hurting from lack of sleep...

Oh, and, yeah, welcome back, Kev :)

SilverGhost
05-05-2012, 02:50 AM
Anything you need from me Ka$h, I am a PM away. Same with the writers that has my characters.

Snair
05-05-2012, 03:17 AM
Just read Mayhem and its been awesome so far,the best segment being the Alpha dog & his past.Looking forward to the next part.

Kashdinero
05-05-2012, 03:18 AM
Well now that I've killed the thread again I guess it's time for me to crash out. I go Monday to see if this wounded warrior has a shot at going back to Afghanistan for some more combat time. You guys wish me luck.

Good luck, Poot.

Knock 'em dead, matey :)

#brofistandsalute!


Anything you need from me Ka$h, I am a PM away. Same with the writers that has my characters.

PM coming, dude.

Snair
05-05-2012, 03:21 AM
Well now that I've killed the thread again I guess it's time for me to crash out. I go Monday to see if this wounded warrior has a shot at going back to Afghanistan for some more combat time. You guys wish me luck.

Good luck poot #DOMINATE

Rated_R(ob)KO
05-05-2012, 03:22 AM
Good luck, Poot.

Knock 'em dead, matey :)

#brofistandsalute!



PM coming, dude.

Better be one coming my way too!! Optimu$ Pu$$y...

Rated_R(ob)KO
05-05-2012, 03:24 AM
Just read Mayhem and its been awesome so far,the best segment being the Alpha dog & his past. Looking forward to the next part.

Thanks man. Hope you enjoy the rest of it man... it's been fun writing it.

HeelTurn
05-05-2012, 04:05 AM
What happened to there only being a few efeds? Its all blown up again haha.

Still working my way through all the shows and trying to get back upto speed with all the Jabe goodness.

TheDevilsAdvocate
05-05-2012, 04:51 AM
The show is great so far. There's already a huge chunk of defining moments. I'm going to hold my thoughts until' all the parts are posted. KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK PEOPLE!

Kashdinero
05-05-2012, 05:07 AM
What happened to there only being a few efeds? Its all blown up again haha.

Still working my way through all the shows and trying to get back upto speed with all the Jabe goodness.

You missed a doozy.

The draft show is the place to start.. Let me know what you think :)

Rated_R(ob)KO
05-05-2012, 06:14 AM
The show is great so far. There's already a huge chunk of defining moments. I'm going to hold my thoughts until' all the parts are posted. KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK PEOPLE!

THANKS! There's more coming in a bit. I can't post it all, I have to be at the hospital soon for a pre-admittion screening for my wife for Monday. I'll be able to post up to the segment after Holy Jose VS Daniel Truth. Be prepared... a HUGE revelation is getting ready to happen folks!!

Tommy Thunder
05-05-2012, 06:20 AM
The problem is there are just too many shows as opposed to how it was before. Gratitude in this day and age is spread apart. If I had my way I would ask everyone if they wanted to do one huge show instead of having all the separate feds. It sounded good to me at the time but the rosters are noticeably thinning out. I liked your show Poot; I just wasn't paying attention to the feds when it got posted. I had stuff to do, but when I had the time I read it and loved it. I mean you can only say "good show" so many times before you get annoyed with yourself. I wish I could cancel shows and feds. But I can't since I don't have that right. I can just deal with it and hope that one day others will notice it too. I honestly don't give a fuck about ego's. I just think feds should fuse under the circumstances of thinned out rosters and the fact that people are going to be leaving the feds within the next year or so. It's all for survival.

QFT.
10 characters.

HeelTurn
05-05-2012, 12:42 PM
You missed a doozy.

The draft show is the place to start.. Let me know what you think :)

Its been a fantastic read, loved the dream Siaki/Shuriken match with the twist, and Romes taking all the gold to.

Poot-Hair
05-05-2012, 02:28 PM
Holy shit. Everyone knows I've been working my ass off for several months to get myself back into "combat shape". I'm doing anywhere from 1,500 to 2,500 situps a day (overkill I know but it's just what I'm used to) along with P90X.

Well I just got out of the shower and I looked in the mirror. First thing I noticed is I have a FUCKING HUGE weiner but I digress. The second thing I noticed is I've gotten my angel wings! They're pretty detailed and I'm fucking thrilled because I've been working hard on getting my stomach musles/chest defined.

EWN Probie
05-05-2012, 02:31 PM
Holy shit. Everyone knows I've been working my ass off for several months to get myself back into "combat shape". I'm doing anywhere from 1,500 to 2,500 situps a day (overkill I know but it's just what I'm used to) along with P90X.

Well I just got out of the shower and I looked in the mirror. First thing I noticed is I have a FUCKING HUGE weiner but I digress. The second thing I noticed is I've gotten my angel wings! They're pretty detailed and I'm fucking thrilled because I've been working hard on getting my stomach musles/chest defined.


Keep it up bro! But too much info :P

Poot-Hair
05-05-2012, 02:33 PM
Also if anyone needs anything from me, I'm a pm away. When JMizzle returns, I want to see what sick and twisted ideas he's come up with.

Also (times 2), A Kayden James cameo on a future MH or WF? YES PLEASE! (But I'd settle for a cameo with the new and improved Poot :D)

Poot-Hair
05-05-2012, 02:35 PM
Keep it up bro! But too much info :PBrother I'm in better shape now than when I was in Afghanistan and that says something considering when I wasn't on patrol all I did was workout nonstop. I've now gotten my 6 pack AND angel's wings. Just joking about the huge weiner btw, I mean a yardstick sized dong isn't THAT big lmfao

HolyJose2391
05-05-2012, 03:09 PM
Just popped open a corona happy cinco de Mayo everyone!

Kashdinero
05-05-2012, 03:40 PM
I'm extremely sorry, but... Fuck this shit, I'm going out and getting fucked up.

I'm sick of sitting in on my own like some kinda fucking hermit.

Let's see if Mass has still got it.

HolyJose2391
05-05-2012, 03:44 PM
I'm extremely sorry, but... Fuck this shit, I'm going out and getting fucked up.

I'm sick of sitting in on my own like some kinda fucking hermit.

Let's see if Mass has still got it.
LOL! Go out and get fucked up you deserve it Kash! On that note man this Corona is good I must not have had a beer in a long time then

SilverGhost
05-05-2012, 07:09 PM
Dead thread!

Hermit mode....ACTIVATE!

thejman93
05-05-2012, 07:16 PM
Ooookaaaayyy fuckers, it's PMin' time!

SilverGhost
05-05-2012, 07:34 PM
Finally! Something to do! lol

TheDevilsAdvocate
05-05-2012, 07:54 PM
Finally! Something to do! lol

Enjoying those things? lol

SilverGhost
05-05-2012, 10:16 PM
Enjoying those things? lol

Writing promos for Shuriken and Flameheart? Yeah.

Unless you are thinking of other things....

zapphoman
05-05-2012, 11:27 PM
I just got done reading Showdown and what has been posted of Mayhem. Awesome stuff R(ob) and Poot.

The commentary on Showdown was fucking hilarious and seeing the return of Daniel May is awesome!

Mayhem is really pushing the Horrorcore guys and I am loving it! Daniel Truths new gimmick is epic and seeing Nightwolf back in the ring is awesome.

IC as The Alpha Dog: To those asking The Alpha Dog questions...answers will come soon.

IC as Gabriel Xander: Oh god no...If these guys are here...it means he's not too far behind.

SilverGhost
05-06-2012, 12:19 AM
1 promo down....1 more to go!

Rehmix
05-06-2012, 12:39 AM
1 promo down....1 more to go!

I wish i was given an assignment! Warfare promos?

Poot-Hair
05-06-2012, 01:09 AM
I just got done reading Showdown and what has been posted of Mayhem. Awesome stuff R(ob) and Poot.

The commentary on Showdown was fucking hilarious and seeing the return of Daniel May is awesome!

Mayhem is really pushing the Horrorcore guys and I am loving it! Daniel Truths new gimmick is epic and seeing Nightwolf back in the ring is awesome.

IC as The Alpha Dog: To those asking The Alpha Dog questions...answers will come soon.

IC as Gabriel Xander: Oh god no...If these guys are here...it means he's not too far behind.

Thanks dude! I'm glad you enjoyed the commentary on SD!. I can't wait til Kayden James in on the same level as Alpha. I'd love to do a program with you. Imaginge a religious nut vs. a Man Whore. It would basically write itself!

SilverGhost
05-06-2012, 01:14 AM
I wish i was given an assignment! Warfare promos?

Nah. SHOWDOWN lol Gonna make things a bit interesting.


Thanks dude! I'm glad you enjoyed the commentary on SD!. I can't wait til Kayden James in on the same level as Alpha. I'd love to do a program with you. Imaginge a religious nut vs. a Man Whore. It would basically write itself!

Religious Nut vs Pirate!

Oh I have Shining Light in SHOWDOWN for Flameheart lol

Poot-Hair
05-06-2012, 01:19 AM
Nah. SHOWDOWN lol Gonna make things a bit interesting.



Religious Nut vs Pirate!

Oh I have Shining Light in SHOWDOWN for Flameheart lolDude Shining Light looks like a Whore-House Madame compared to Kayden James. I'd do a promo about you "polishing your peg leg" and it being a sin :D

SilverGhost
05-06-2012, 01:25 AM
Dude Shining Light looks like a Whore-House Madame compared to Kayden James. I'd do a promo about you "polishing your peg leg" and it being a sin :D

IC as Flameheart: Aye....that weird bugger, Kayden James, always preachin' bout his God and the rules...next ting ye' know....it is a sin to breathe air or talk down on the souls who enjoy a pint of rum! That's one man I would not give me rum to and call he a "brother"!

OOC: Starting this NOW! Lol

Rated_R(ob)KO
05-06-2012, 06:57 AM
Completely sorry about the extreme lack of show yesterday guys. I had a shit ton to do for the baby and had a HUGE father/son day. I'm gonna start posting it now. WARNING: It will not go up to the last two matches of the show. But, it does indeed end in a "wow" sort of way.

Rated_R(ob)KO
05-06-2012, 07:43 AM
Okay guys, that's all I have time for right now. The rest of the show will be up tonight... ish. Have a great day and hopefully you all like the surprise!

zapphoman
05-06-2012, 10:10 AM
Thanks dude! I'm glad you enjoyed the commentary on SD!. I can't wait til Kayden James in on the same level as Alpha. I'd love to do a program with you. Imaginge a religious nut vs. a Man Whore. It would basically write itself!

Oh I would say Kayden is already there bro. Kayden vs Alpha would be epic and it would be easy pickings for promos.

thejman93
05-06-2012, 11:39 AM
Okay guys, that's all I have time for right now. The rest of the show will be up tonight... ish. Have a great day and hopefully you all like the surprise!

Great job once again, my man. Daniel Sorrow cutting up Jose was unexpected.

IC as SHOWDOWN! head writer JMan: Woodward, what in the fuck do you think you're doing? I might not like him, but RomanFlare is our unified champion. This isn't about me, you, my brand, or your brand...This is about JBW. If you're too short sighted and egotistical to see that, then maybe you shouldn't be in a position of power.

HolyJose2391
05-06-2012, 02:12 PM
Ic:*HJ is seen in the back getting stitched up after Sorrow cut him* That motherfucking emo bitch cut me! I swear when I get my hands on him I'll end his pathetic life. Anyways Finally. I finally get my chance to become number one contender to the Mayhem World Heavyweight Championship. R(ob) sees the true talent in me and I'll win that tournament and take the Mayhem World Championship off of Romes pathetic shoulder

HeelTurn
05-06-2012, 02:26 PM
Enjoyed reading Mayhem, God I missed Jabe shows.

Cannot wait for the next episode, I loves me a good old tournament.

thejman93
05-06-2012, 03:16 PM
Enjoyed reading Mayhem, God I missed Jabe shows.

Cannot wait for the next episode, I loves me a good old tournament.

Dude! You're back!

HeelTurn
05-06-2012, 03:21 PM
Dude! You're back!

haha yeah back to kick ass in Jabe lol

thejman93
05-06-2012, 03:24 PM
haha yeah back to kick ass in Jabe lol

Ha! Proph is still going strong. I'm sure he'll be even stronger now that he's not a bot. :D

Rated_R(ob)KO
05-06-2012, 03:32 PM
haha yeah back to kick ass in Jabe lol

I need a promo from you. Mayhem isn't over for this week yet either. There's still two more matches:

Prophello VS Bricarius

PM me asap!!

thejman93
05-06-2012, 03:37 PM
Is the new alien dude a bot, or does he have a user?

Poot-Hair
05-06-2012, 03:44 PM
IC as Flameheart: Aye....that weird bugger, Kayden James, always preachin' bout his God and the rules...next ting ye' know....it is a sin to breathe air or talk down on the souls who enjoy a pint of rum! That's one man I would not give me rum to and call he a "brother"!

OOC: Starting this NOW! Lol IC(as Kayden James): Ephesians 5:18 says "And be not drunk with wine, wherein is excess; but be filled with the Spirit". Alcohol has never touched these lips and will never. Flameheart your name is? Another filthy vermon that decides to call this place home. Your trade is that of a liar, a thief, a whore-monger. You are the very embodiment of my fight to cleanse JBW. I'll take great pleasure in removing you from the face of my God's green earth.

OOC: LET'S FUCKING DO THISSSS!!!

Poot-Hair
05-06-2012, 03:57 PM
Is the new alien dude a bot, or does he have a user?that I can't tell you dudesy. Kashy is prolly the only one that knows lol

thejman93
05-06-2012, 04:06 PM
that I can't tell you dudesy. Kashy is prolly the only one that knows lol

Thought that's the answer I would get.

I'll check one more thing...

EDIT: Yeah, no dice.

HolyJose2391
05-06-2012, 04:46 PM
Thought that's the answer I would get.

I'll check one more thing...

EDIT: Yeah, no dice.
Isn't that Destruction? I'm pretty sure that's who it is cuz I confuse him and BMac

Rated_R(ob)KO
05-06-2012, 06:15 PM
Isn't that Destruction? I'm pretty sure that's who it is cuz I confuse him and BMac

I am privy to such info... Destruction is ET. And its been well documented too lol.

HeelTurn
05-06-2012, 06:18 PM
I am privy to such info... Destruction is ET. And its been well documented too lol.

What the funk is the creepy gif in your sig? lol

thejman93
05-06-2012, 06:20 PM
I am privy to such info... Destruction is ET. And its been well documented too lol.

Ahhh, thanks fellas.

And R(ob), where was it documented?

Rated_R(ob)KO
05-06-2012, 06:25 PM
Ahhh, thanks fellas.

And R(ob), where was it documented?

A lot of pages back actually. One night Destruction and I were bored and we did an IC back and forth between EWA and here where Artemis Eclipse followed ET around poking him and calling him "squishy" and a whole bunch of other stuff. It was actually rather fun and funny haha.

Rated_R(ob)KO
05-06-2012, 06:26 PM
What the funk is the creepy gif in your sig? lol

I dunno dude. I found it on a website I've been frequenting a lot lately and saw it. I thought it would creep everyone out so, there you have it lol.

thejman93
05-06-2012, 06:29 PM
A lot of pages back actually. One night Destruction and I were bored and we did an IC back and forth between EWA and here where Artemis Eclipse followed ET around poking him and calling him "squishy" and a whole bunch of other stuff. It was actually rather fun and funny haha.

Must've missed that.

I may have to go find it now, lol.

Rated_R(ob)KO
05-06-2012, 06:38 PM
Must've missed that.

I may have to go find it now, lol.

LOL! It was really great and lasted a couple hours too haha.

Broc
05-06-2012, 07:00 PM
LOL! It was really great and lasted a couple hours too haha.

I recall reading through some of their late night ICing in the EWA thread, some funny shit there.

RomanFlare
05-06-2012, 07:25 PM
http://www.miserableretailslave.com/Chris%20Jericho%20Undisputed%20Champ.jpg

IC: You will ALL. HAIL. ROME.

HolyJose2391
05-06-2012, 07:55 PM
A lot of pages back actually. One night Destruction and I were bored and we did an IC back and forth between EWA and here where Artemis Eclipse followed ET around poking him and calling him "squishy" and a whole bunch of other stuff. It was actually rather fun and funny haha.
I remember reading that fucking hilarious

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05-06-2012, 10:25 PM
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SilverGhost
05-06-2012, 10:36 PM
Poot-Hair

http://www.wiichat.com/forum/attachments/anime-lounge/8648d1311055173-hanamaru-kindergarten-plz-stop-post.jpg

<3

Poot-Hair
05-06-2012, 10:42 PM
Poot-Hair

http://www.wiichat.com/forum/attachments/anime-lounge/8648d1311055173-hanamaru-kindergarten-plz-stop-post.jpg

<3D'awww :( *goes away for awhile*

Snair
05-07-2012, 12:38 AM
The speed of this thread has gone down considerably, maybe its the absence of post whores:p

TheDevilsAdvocate
05-07-2012, 01:30 AM
The speed of this thread has gone down considerably, maybe its the absence of post whores:p


Sadly!!!!!

SilverGhost
05-07-2012, 01:30 AM
Sadly!!!!!

^^^Postwhore ;)

TheDevilsAdvocate
05-07-2012, 01:52 AM
^^^Postwhore ;)

Hardly. I have been here since the start and the newer guys have way more posts than me.

SilverGhost
05-07-2012, 02:05 AM
Hardly. I have been here since the start and the newer guys have way more posts than me.

True lol

TDA vs Rome=YES!

TheDevilsAdvocate
05-07-2012, 02:08 AM
True lol

TDA vs Rome=YES!

I have little history with Roman so that would be a weird match.

Snair
05-07-2012, 02:13 AM
True lol

TDA vs Rome=YES!

I have a feeling that Rome is about to get his ass kicked from each of the no.1 contenders #truestory

SilverGhost
05-07-2012, 02:22 AM
I have little history with Roman so that would be a weird match.

The Emperor vs The Legend. No weirdness here.


I have a feeling that Rome is about to get his ass kicked from each of the no.1 contenders #truestory

If it swerves, I blame Giddy.

HolyJose2391
05-07-2012, 04:41 AM
I have a feeling that Rome is about to get his ass kicked from each of the no.1 contenders #truestory
IC: Snair you're not that much of an idiot after all. I'll be sure to kick Romes ass after I win the tournament

Snair
05-07-2012, 04:54 AM
IC: Snair you're not that much of an idiot after all. I'll be sure to kick Romes ass after I win the tournament

IC:Hold your skirt and shut your mouth sissy girl! I wasn't talking about you.How are you gonna win the tournament when a rusty razor blade is shoved up your ass by Sorrow.

Rated_R(ob)KO
05-07-2012, 05:21 AM
Okay guys, were all ready to go. Nerves are going insane right now and we're obviously wishing the best, hopefully you guys wish us the best too!! Love you all lol.... lets go have a baby!!! WHOOOO!!!!

See ya' soon space cowboy...

HolyJose2391
05-07-2012, 07:23 AM
IC:Hold your skirt and shut your mouth sissy girl! I wasn't talking about you.How are you gonna win the tournament when a rusty razor blade is shoved up your ass by Sorrow.
IC: that emo piece of shit will be dead when I'm done with him. And no one else compares to be in that tournament.

HolyJose2391
05-07-2012, 07:27 AM
Also R(ob) I wish you and your family all the best!

Snair
05-07-2012, 07:38 AM
Okay guys, were all ready to go. Nerves are going insane right now and we're obviously wishing the best, hopefully you guys wish us the best too!! Love you all lol.... lets go have a baby!!! WHOOOO!!!!

See ya' soon space cowboy...

All the best!!!!

RomanFlare
05-07-2012, 09:15 AM
IC: TDA? I'm surprised you can ever get your ancient ass out of bed.

OOC: NAME IT AFTER ME, ROB! Or something badass (assuming Male), like Link or Pikachu.

Enforcer23
05-07-2012, 09:47 AM
all the best R(OB) and take care :D

thejman93
05-07-2012, 10:34 AM
Man, Rob, I'd wish you good luck and all that, but it seems the deed is already done. :) Congrats, my friend.

HolyJose2391
05-07-2012, 10:39 AM
Man, Rob, I'd wish you good luck and all that, but it seems the deed is already done. :) Congrats, my friend.
I saw the photo....I let out the girliest awww ever....don't judge me! Congratulations R(ob) to you and your family

HeelTurn
05-07-2012, 11:20 AM
So whats been happening over the last few months here, not storyline wise, but whos in charge of what shows?

I know about Octane and Rob is head writer for Mayhem, but what about the other shows? And did K-Jam leave?

thejman93
05-07-2012, 11:24 AM
So whats been happening over the last few months here, not storyline wise, but whos in charge of what shows?

I know about Octane and Rob is head writer for Mayhem, but what about the other shows? And did K-Jam leave?

I'm head writer of Showdown, Kash and zapph are handling WARfare, and, yes, K-Jamm is now a future EWNCW World Heavyweight Champion. :)

Tommy Thunder
05-07-2012, 11:28 AM
I'm head writer of Showdown, Kash and zapph are handling WARfare, and, yes, K-Jamm is now a future EWNCW World Heavyweight Champion. :)

We'll see about that.

thejman93
05-07-2012, 11:29 AM
We'll see about that.

Hahaha!

I was kidding. :)

Stalker. :D

HeelTurn
05-07-2012, 11:29 AM
I'm head writer of Showdown, Kash and zapph are handling WARfare, and, yes, K-Jamm is now a future EWNCW World Heavyweight Champion. :)

Ah I see, congrats on Showdown promotion.

thejman93
05-07-2012, 11:33 AM
Ah I see, congrats on Showdown promotion.

Thank you, sir. I haven't done a show yet so I'm kinda terrified to be honest. :D

Tommy Thunder
05-07-2012, 11:33 AM
Hahaha!

I was kidding. :)

Stalker. :D

I know lol! but we'll see, might happen. Who knows!

I always pop in here to see what's going on during the site's quiet periods. Nothing better to do lol!

thejman93
05-07-2012, 11:35 AM
I know lol! but we'll see, might happen. Who knows!

I always pop in here to see what's going on during the site's quiet periods. Nothing better to do lol!

Lol, I hear ya. Even with all the drama that's gone on lately, I still find myself on here every day.

HeelTurn
05-07-2012, 11:35 AM
Thank you, sir. I haven't done a show yet so I'm kinda terrified to be honest. :D

Nah you will do fine, youre a Jabe original haha

thejman93
05-07-2012, 11:42 AM
Nah you will do fine, youre a Jabe original haha

Ha! Thanks, bud.

Actually, heads up to Rob, Poot, and Destruction. You'll all be getting PMed at some point today.

EWN Probie
05-07-2012, 12:07 PM
Congratulations to R(ob) and family for the pending (maybe) arrival of their new baby!

thejman93
05-07-2012, 12:13 PM
Congratulations to R(ob) and family for the pending (maybe) arrival of their new baby!

No maybe. It's here.

EWN Probie
05-07-2012, 12:25 PM
No maybe. It's here.

It's arrived? That's great news!

Destruction
05-07-2012, 12:38 PM
Ha! Thanks, bud.

Actually, heads up to Rob, Poot, and Destruction. You'll all be getting PMed at some point today.

Yay, a PM from J-Man

You did great in your EWA appearances by the way (if I didn't tell you already) :)

Destruction
05-07-2012, 12:40 PM
No maybe. It's here.

I didn't know that

Congrats R(ob) and the family.

Poot-Hair
05-07-2012, 12:43 PM
my Vago-lard commercial epic failed :(

SilverGhost
05-07-2012, 12:45 PM
Major congrats R(ob)!

thejman93
05-07-2012, 12:53 PM
Yay, a PM from J-Man

You did great in your EWA appearances by the way (if I didn't tell you already) :)

Thank you, cheif.

I had the opportunity to be put over like that by Kash back in the day, so it was cool to return the favor. :)

Rated_R(ob)KO
05-07-2012, 02:08 PM
Well guys, little R(ob) III has entered this world as of 9:50am. I cant stay on really due to the wifi being shitty here. I'll be back soon Jabe, anyone who can/wants to post a pic of him here, you're more than welcome. Have a good day and thanks for the support. :)

thejman93
05-07-2012, 02:10 PM
anyone who can/wants to post a pic of him here, you're more than welcome. Have a good day and thanks for the support. :)

Let's see if I can figure out how...........

G(ol)den_Eye
05-07-2012, 09:20 PM
Hello every one haven't been on here in a while... How are you guys..?

EWN Probie
05-07-2012, 09:33 PM
Well guys, little R(ob) III has entered this world as of 9:50am. I cant stay on really due to the wifi being shitty here. I'll be back soon Jabe, anyone who can/wants to post a pic of him here, you're more than welcome. Have a good day and thanks for the support. :)

Again congratulations!

Rehmix
05-07-2012, 10:03 PM
Glad to see that Paul Heyman returned to WWE in the great city of GREENSBORO, NORTH CAROLINA!

SilverGhost
05-07-2012, 10:22 PM
Glad to see that Paul Heyman returned to WWE in the great city of GREENSBORO, NORTH CAROLINA!

Paul Heyman comes out and there was barely any pop. COME ON NORTH CAROLINA! I thought wrestling was alive over there :(

Poot-Hair
05-07-2012, 11:00 PM
Great news from the Land of Poot (If anyone really gives a flying fuck anymore).

I went to see my C.O. and talked to the V.A. board today and I'll be returning to Afghanistan in the next 60-90 days. I passed my combat physical with flying colors, and now all I lack is a psychological exam and my drug test (so no more weed for the Pooter :(). I'm still in the top ten best shooters the U.S. Marine Corps has, and they jumped at the oppurtunity to use me in such a capacity again.

I'll be honest, even though my knee held up today during the physical it doesn't mean it's going to hold up in a combat scenerio. After just doing what I did today my knee feels like it has literally been ripped into pieces. I have to go and try though. It's a man's pride thing, ya know?

SilverGhost
05-07-2012, 11:13 PM
JBW broke over 1 million views. Congrats everyone, past and present!