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VKM
04-26-2011, 08:12 PM
Going for 400 pages

It will come by next week possibly

Pumpkinhead
04-26-2011, 08:13 PM
Warfare!!!!!!!!!

thedag
04-26-2011, 08:14 PM
Siverlace is having a sleepover and he wants you to join him

im sorry who?

SilverLace
04-26-2011, 08:17 PM
Warfare!!!! and then a SLEEPOVER!!!!!!!!!!!

YAY!!!!!!!! That's the spirit!

VKM
04-26-2011, 08:18 PM
YAY!!!!!!!! That's the spirit!

You edited his quote. wow. lol

Pumpkinhead
04-26-2011, 08:21 PM
You edited his quote. wow. lol
He actually did ;)

jhorton1215
04-26-2011, 08:22 PM
I need a beer

SilverLace
04-26-2011, 08:26 PM
I need a beer

Great idea! It's a lot funner to come to the sleepover tipsy!

VKM
04-26-2011, 08:27 PM
I need a beer

Don't drink beer.

Have some....

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_dBgyBc2UwKE/Spz8BtGv6uI/AAAAAAAAMBw/4-4B7T9_t08/s400/Stone+Cold+2-Milk.jpg

SilverGhost
04-26-2011, 08:29 PM
Its rather chilly out here in Wal-Mart's parking lot.....the show better be good for the sacrifice of being outside!

Pumpkinhead
04-26-2011, 08:33 PM
YAY!!!!!!!! That's the spirit!
Why not? SLEEPOVER!!!!!!

VKM
04-26-2011, 08:36 PM
Its rather chilly out here in Wal-Mart's parking lot.....the show better be good for the sacrifice of being outside!

Is that where EWNCW headquaters are these days?

Come over to JBW because our headquaters look like this:

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/108/307059248_ef139568f2.jpg

jhorton1215
04-26-2011, 08:39 PM
Is that where EWNCW headquaters are these days?

Come over to JBW because our headquaters look like this:

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/108/307059248_ef139568f2.jpg

That place looks run down, we can do better

SilverGhost
04-26-2011, 08:39 PM
Is that where EWNCW headquaters are these days?

Come over to JBW because our headquaters look like this:

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/108/307059248_ef139568f2.jpg

Oh no....IPITS made sure JBW was in a Wal-Mart parking lot.

That is our stadium btw. Don't try to make yourself feel good by lying to yourself. Its not healthy man. :P

IPEEINTHESHOWER
04-26-2011, 08:42 PM
Breaking news from EWN Channel 28

This is EWN Channel 28's best reporter Live from Wal-Marts parking lot, we just got on tape the pre show of tonight's ppv Warfare.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wFHde3ivyLU

VKM
04-26-2011, 08:43 PM
Oh no....IPITS made sure JBW was in a Wal-Mart parking lot.

That is our stadium btw. Don't try to make yourself feel good by lying to yourself. Its not healthy man. :P

You should take your own advice. Having a fake pic of Christian with the world championship belt around his waist as your avatar just means that your in denial

WWTNA Mark
04-26-2011, 08:43 PM
That place looks run down, we can do better

Yeah, give that crap to EWNCW since they like taking our leftovers! ;)

THEKEVINBRAND
04-26-2011, 08:44 PM
You should take your own advice. Having a fake pic of Christian with the world championship belt around his waist as your avatar just means that your in denial

we'll see who's laughing when Christian wins it

thedag
04-26-2011, 08:45 PM
Breaking news from EWN Channel 28

This is EWN Channel 28's best reporter Live from Wal-Marts parking lot, we just got on tape the pre show of tonight's ppv Warfare.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wFHde3ivyLU


WarFare isnt a ppv.

VKM
04-26-2011, 08:45 PM
we'll see who's laughing when Christian wins it

Or when Christian doesn't win it. I don't care if he does or not. But what I do care about is JBW!!!!

SilverGhost
04-26-2011, 08:46 PM
Christian is winning the WHC. Its logical.

Its just a matter of time.

WWTNA Mark
04-26-2011, 08:47 PM
WarFare isnt a ppv.

I was gonna say that but I said fuck it. lol

IPEEINTHESHOWER
04-26-2011, 08:47 PM
WarFare isnt a ppv.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R2YrTxfbToM

SilverLace
04-26-2011, 08:48 PM
we'll see who's laughing when Christian wins it

You need to pay more attention to Siaki!

Go back to your rafters! No Sleepover for you!

WWTNA Mark
04-26-2011, 08:48 PM
Christian is winning the WHC. Its logical.

Its just a matter of time.

Its obvious he'll win.

VKM
04-26-2011, 08:49 PM
Christian is winning the WHC. Its logical.

Its just a matter of time.

I didn't think logic was a term used in EWNCW

thedag
04-26-2011, 08:49 PM
Christian is winning the WHC. Its logical.

Its just a matter of time.


i dont think he will win it cuz who will he feud with? maybe this will lead to WWE having one belt. it was rumored last last.

SilverLace
04-26-2011, 08:50 PM
Its obvious he'll win.

Can the sleepover be held in the arena after the show and fans with select tickets can join us?

WWTNA Mark
04-26-2011, 08:51 PM
Can the sleepover be held in the arena after the show and fans with select tickets can join us?

Hell to the no. :p

SilverGhost
04-26-2011, 08:51 PM
You need to pay more attention to Siaki!

Go back to your rafters! No Sleepover for you!

Wait....isn't Siaki in Mayhem and not Warfare?

Shuriken: Does Warfare have a suitable challenger/champion to face against me in the future? I know the Mayhem Champion and I have a battle to see who is great. Our little exchanges will lead up to one match and it will be bigger than Rock vs Cena.

THEKEVINBRAND
04-26-2011, 08:52 PM
You need to pay more attention to Siaki!

Go back to your rafters! No Sleepover for you!

seriously your gay jokes are dumb

SilverGhost
04-26-2011, 08:52 PM
i dont think he will win it cuz who will he feud with? maybe this will lead to WWE having one belt. it was rumored last last.

SD! still has alot of heels so....the best heel they have? o.o

jhorton1215
04-26-2011, 08:53 PM
SD! still has alot of heels so....the best heel they have? o.o

Either Cody or Sheamus I guess

thedag
04-26-2011, 08:53 PM
SD! still has alot of heels so....the best heel they have? o.o


really like who? they have no main event heels.

thedag
04-26-2011, 08:54 PM
seriously your gay jokes are dumb

homophobia is a sad thing.

VKM
04-26-2011, 08:55 PM
We want Warfare! (Clap x5) We want Warfare! (Clap x5) We want Warfare! (Clap x5)

WWTNA Mark
04-26-2011, 08:55 PM
Wait....isn't Siaki in Mayhem and not Warfare?

Shuriken: Does Warfare have a suitable challenger/champion to face against me in the future? I know the Mayhem Champion and I have a battle to see who is great. Our little exchanges will lead up to one match and it will be bigger than Rock vs Cena.

Siaki vs Shuriken is like Punk vs Jericho.

SilverGhost
04-26-2011, 08:58 PM
Siaki vs Shuriken is like Punk vs Jericho.

Oh that is good!

THEKEVINBRAND
04-26-2011, 09:00 PM
homophobia is a sad thing.

im not homophobic but man you make it weird

xStraightxEdgexSaviorx
04-26-2011, 09:09 PM
i dont think he will win it cuz who will he feud with? maybe this will lead to WWE having one belt. it was rumored last last.

Orton, Sheamus, Barrett, Rhodes, maybe even Kane. Christain is a face which mean he can feud with anyone.

thedag
04-26-2011, 09:12 PM
Orton, Sheamus, Barrett, Rhodes, maybe even Kane. Christain is a face which mean he can feud with anyone.


barrett is in a storyline with the corre. cody isnt ready yet. they wont do orton and christian. sheamus is the us champ. so that leaves kane and that eh. oh wait we got a heel mark herny.

SilverGhost
04-26-2011, 09:12 PM
Orton, Sheamus, Barrett, Rhodes, maybe even Kane. Christain is a face which mean he can feud with anyone.

Good picks.

SilverLace
04-26-2011, 09:18 PM
seriously your gay jokes are dumb

Who is telling jokes? Maybe a peek at my glutes will make you happy. Ready?

xStraightxEdgexSaviorx
04-26-2011, 09:21 PM
barrett is in a storyline with the corre. cody isnt ready yet. they wont do orton and christian. sheamus is the us champ. so that leaves kane and that eh. oh wait we got a heel mark herny.

Who's to say Cody isnt ready yet? I could see him in the main event realistically. Barrett's storyline with the Corre is most likely just to break them up so they can have their own singles feuds. I wouldn't doubt if Mark Henry and Ezekial Jackson form a tag-team to fight Kane and Big Show. Why not Orton vs. Christian? I could see them putting on a very good match with one another and if the writers step up their games they can make any feud interesting. Sheamus will probably drop the US title back to RAW so they can have a belt for thier mid-carders. I agree that Christian vs. Kane would be kinda meh, but right now he'd be the fifth choice of the five.

Besides, if they were only gonna have one belt then they'd have to unify the rosters, and if they do that then their admitting that the draft was utterly pointless.

WWTNA Mark
04-26-2011, 09:21 PM
http://i1184.photobucket.com/albums/z332/WWTNA/Warfare_logo-1.jpg?t=1300516897

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YCodrZUgrdo&playnext=1&list=PL4CB1361793B6DDBD
Welcome to JBW Tuesday Night Warfare!!! The pyro hits and the JBW fans are chanting the usual JBW chants! All hell is breaking lose over here! Groups have been formed, feuds are getting heated, and eras have been developed! This Warfare will be great, I promise you that!!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WAvpm9t5wlA&feature=related
What is this!?! Manabu, Snair, Zeus Apollo, rko619, and Markus Beerstein all walk out one by one. The crowd is pissed with there actions last week as this new stable beat down Stinger187 and IPITB, the two most overly guys Warfare. None of the guys seem to pay attention to the fans as they walk straight into the ring with Snair and the Japanese Avenger Manabu holding mics as both of them has something to say. *Manabu starts to talk*
So this is the day, the day you've all been waiting for, the day the era of judgement begins and you're all lucky enough to be here to witness it. This day will go down in history as the day the entire JBW roster felt the dark tormenting fear that only comes from the light of Judgement. I introduce you to the Five Star Attraction featuring myself the Angel of Light, the soon to be world champion Snair, the man not even the gods can stop Zeus Apollo, one of the deadliest wrestlers in this business RKO619 and the beast Markus Beerstein. Take a good look at us because soon enough we'll be the most feared group in the business, people will run just from the sight of us, people will be left sleepless too terrified to close their eyes incase we strike. You see last week what I said got through to people they saw their chance and took it and for that I applaud all of them.
We all stand here with our own goals but we all know these goals can't be accomplished by just one person, thus we made the Five Star Attraction, a group with the common quest of eradicating every unworthy person in this roster
and the beauty of it all, I will've fulfilled my quest and the gold we'll be around the waists of every member here. Now I'm sure there are some of you who are already hiding in fear so why don't you just come out and hand over your title now? Hell if you're lucky I'll cast my light of judgement over you and let you get off for free! so come on just walk out here get on your knees and hand me whatever belt you've got!
But I know there's one guy out there who won't care about this, he struts around trampling everyone destroying their dreams for his own benefit. This guy has such a cold indifference to everyone that he'll tear anyone apart with no regrets or mercy, IPITB. I bet you're sat back there laughing you're head off but what you don't realise is, there's 5 of us and only one of you. Now our first goal, to end the reign of IPITB by any means and believe me this will be accomplished soon and just incase you're getting the shakes and planning to bring your title out to us, don't bother. The Crimes you've committed can only be repaid one way, with your life. So let everyone know The 5 Star era has begun. *Crowd boos*


*Snair speaks* "I agree whole heartedly Manabu. You see IPITB, it seems we've developed a pattern and that pattern is every single week when you come out claiming to be Warfare World champ and also getting the title back but I hand over ur ass to you everytime. Last week was a true reflection of your stupidity. Instead of giving me a rematch, you chose the easier route which cost you again. ou see IPITB, you've never dealt with a freak like me & you're a shame for a champion who couldn't protect his belt, enough said. Now that I have formed an alliance comprising of mighty Zeus, ruthless avenger and the leader Manabu, unstoppable Rko619, and badass Markus Beerstein, I'll not stop till I get the job done. So i'm telling you to bring your your goofy ass out here but dont worry, we will give you your title back, when the Five Star Attraction give you
a beating of your lifetime!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z5gmDnpz5vg
President Brown One walks at the stage area and has a mic in his hand. *Brown One speaks* "Who in the blue hell do you think you guys are? *Crowd cheers* Trying to call the shots on Warfare and thinking you can do whatever you want? Really? What you guys did last Warfare was unacceptable. Not only did you guys beat up on the Warfare World Champion IPITB but you guys still have the Warfare World title, when I told you clowns to return it back! I putting my foot down on the matter. Snair, you really impressed me at Self-Destruction with your performance and really fought for the Warfare World title. . I may not like you, but I gotta respect you for that. Thats why tonight, it will be you Snair vs IPITB and if you win, you get another shot at the Warfare World title but if IPITB wins, you won't get another shot at the Warfare World title and will have to work your way up to get another shot. And also, your fellow members interferes in your match or is even at ringside, you will automatically lose the match and your chances of competing for the Warfare World title! *Crowd cheers as Snair looks pissed* Thats right! I also want you to give IPITB back his Warfare World title after the match! As for The so called 'leader' of The Five Star Attraction Manabu, I want you in my office!!!"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qIF_HtE-4No
IPITB arrives in the JBW arena walking next to President Brown One as he looks happy. *IPITB speaks* "Well, I couldn't be more pleased to face Snair again in a match tonight! *Crowd cheers* I mean this match is so important. If I beat Snair tonight, that leaves one man down and four more to go! *Crowd cheers* Snair, in all seriousness, you are a very tough competitor that holds nothing back. We've had two matches together and both matches have been brutal. I know I have a tough match to go through tonight but seeing what all five of you guys did to me, I know i'll have no problem getting some revenge tonight! As for you Manabu, you say that I wronged all four of you men and that the 5 star era has begun? Well, just know that if me being the face of Warfare and the World Champ wronged all of you, then maybe its time for all 5 of you to step your game up! *Crowd cheers* Talk all you want Manabu and Snair but you two along with Zeus, rko619, and Markus Beerstein are starting something that I will finish!"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qIF_HtE-4No
IPITB and Brown one leaves the JBW arena leaving the Five Star Attraction talking strategy for tonight.

Tonight we have big matches on our hands! Its going to be Trips88 vs Markus Beerstein for the vacant Warfare TV title! Also, we have Snair vs IPITB as the main event!!! If Snair wins, he will get another Warfare World title shot he has been wanting but if IPITB wins, Snair will not get his Warfare World title shot! It all happens tonight!

Mary the makeup lady and thedag is backstage as she is make-uping his face.

Mary the make up girl: so Fag whats the deal with silverlace last week.

thedag: its Dag honey. Dag with a D not a F.

Mary: oh i'm sorry.

thedag: its ok cupcake.

Mary: so whats silverlace deal?

thedag: i'm sorry babygirl who?

Mary: silverlace.

thedag: honey i heard you im asking who is silverlace?

Mary: he is that creepy guy in the little short that interfered in your match.

thedag: Oh him! giiiiiiiirrrrrrrrrrrrrrllllll that boy is crazy! but i'll tell you something right here and now girlfriend. if that creepy little creeper interfers with me again i will bang his ass bloody.

Mary: you mean beat his ass is bloody?

thedag: no.

The Japanese avenger Manabu is in Brown One's office and they are just arguing with each other! This conversation is getting heated! *Brown One speaks* "First I sign you to JBW and now you do things like this?!? You form a group, disobeying my rules and regulations!?! Like I said out there, i'm putting my foot down and taking control over matters.Your group will not destroy something that the JBW helped build. Why you would turn your back on the fans is disgraceful and out of line. Now we really see your true colors Manabu. *Manabu speaks* "Your the president so its your rules around here on Warfare but I will not be told to do things I don't wanna do. I'm Manabu, not some bland nice human being. I am on a mission to elimination everything that is evil and has judged me, Snair, Zeus Apollo, rko619, and Markus Beerstein's actions. The Five Star Attraction follows our own rules but since I have respect for you, I promise not to be a headache to you but The Five Star Attraction will walk to the beat of our own drums." Manabu walks out of the office.

thedag
04-26-2011, 09:21 PM
Who is telling jokes? Maybe a peek at my glutes will make you happy. Ready?

i think he would be very happy to see them. i think thats his issue. all the gay talk is hitting to close to home for him.

WWTNA Mark
04-26-2011, 09:22 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i2RKWJD5ops&feature=player_embedded
Ice Cream man mehardt03 makes his way out to the arena by driving his Ice Cream truck to the gorilla position. He gets out of the truck and on to the stage as he makes his way to the ring with a mic in his hands. Boy does he look pissed! *mehardt03 gets into the ring and starts to speak* "You know what, i've fucking had it! I've had it up to hear with you fans! You fans won't take me seriously and you think that i'm weird! Well screw all of you people! *crowd boos* Well just because I am unique and like being an ice cream man and a wrestler at the same time, you think I have lost my fucking mind! Well tonight, right now, you won't be laughing when I introduce to you JBW fans a man that is like me. We both are unique, we both love to entertain, we both have been looked at as weird, and we are excellent in the ring. The man I introduce to you, he is.............. Ranjam!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GUagP7YaWZU&feature=player_embedded
What the hell is going on here! Some mysterious guy known as Ranjam dressed up as an evil clown walks to the ring with a mic in his hand and an evil grin on his face. Where did mehardt03 find this guy because he looks crazy!!! Ranjam goes going to ring and he starts to speak. "Hahahaha! It's me! It's me! The evil clown Ramjam! I have always tried to entertain you with gags and laughs but you have always looked down on me like some kind of REJECT!! HAHAHHA! The reject is BACK! I am here to turn your joy into MISERY! Your gags into NIGHTMARES! No one will EVER, EVER be able to sleep with both eyes closed AGAIN! It's always been about each and every one of YOU, but now its about RAMJAM! RAMJAM! BAMMMMMMMMMMM! hahahaha! Enjoy your day! BWAHAHAHAHAHA!" *mehardt03 speaks* "Thats right Ranjam! Also, if anybody wants to face the new member of Warfare, then get out here right now!!!"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rpomFY4SVUw
steveorton makes his way to the ring. steveoerton needs this win as he has been on a losing streak so this match is just that important to him.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-r3s0pz04Ag
Wow! What an impressive victory by Ranjam! He just dissected his opponent steveorton tonight! Don't let the evil smile from Ranjam fool you, he just went on a rampage in this match!

Post match: Ice Cream man mehardt03 and Ranjam leave the ring. Ranjam showing a nice side to him, makes one JBW little fan a balloon but then just pops it right in his face. What an ass!!! Both mehardt03 and Ranjam leave the ring and into the ice cream truck.

Ladies and Gentleman here you with Markus Beerstein

There's a great heat at Beerstein

Dave: "So Markus, tonight you have the chance to become Warfare TV champion if you defeat Trips 88 tonight" ?

Markus: Whoa whoa wait, what do you mean with "if", don't you think i'm not going to win, do you think that little asshole is going to pin me 1.2.3, is that what you think!!!???

Dave: no no i'm just...

Markus: I DONT CARE WHAT YOU THINK!!!

Wow the poor guy is terrfified!!

Markus: "give me that damn microphone ,I'll do the job get away from sight GO!!!, and get new pants cause you just crap your current pair, now listen Trips 88, I'm going to drink my beer", He drinks, and wait you in the ring so I can break your damn neck and become ithe most dominant TV champion in the history of JBW!!!!!!",....... BEER!!!!!!!!!!!

What should happen next?... The lights dim, fire rises from the stage, same ole, same ole... Where is Zeus Apollo this time? He's not in the ring... The camera shows Zeus, standing from the rafters high up in the arena. He's got his own microphone...

"From this view, I can't see the night sky. As far as I've climbed, getting to the top of this arena, I'm stuck here underneath this ceiling... That's not how it works in my world. There is no ceiling, and there's nothing holding me back from reaching the stars. In my world, I look up and I see Five Stars, all shining in a ring, each of them just as equally bright as the rest. These stars are a metaphor for what WE are doing. Last week, you all saw the preview of what's to come. You saw me standing proud with four others; each of us blessed as equals, all aiming towards the same goal... Now I don't want to give too much away right now, for I have other things to discuss... Last week Stinger187 once again decided he wanted to talk out his beaten ass, by challenging me to a rematch. Did I not do enough the first time? Do I have to make it worse? YOU CAN'T BEAT ME! No one can... Why put yourself through the embarrassment that we're destined to cause you. IPITB is in the same boat as you, and it's only a matter of time before I take the Warfare Championship from him... Stinger187, if you want another chance; and I mean you really really need to think about this... Then you should have no issue going through one of my allies; since the five of us are equals that is... Hell, I'll even let you choose which one. You can choose Snair, Manabu, rko619, or Markus Beerstein. Beat one of them, and you'll get Zeus... However, shall you lose... You never show your face on Warfare again."

Zeus sets the microphone down, and the lights turn off for a few seconds... When they come back on, Zeus is nowhere to be seen. Looks like Zeus is finally giving Stinger187 the match he wants!!!

Tonight, its VKM's turn to get his side of things on the Ego Trips break up. We don't know what VKM is going to say or do but it should be exciting!!!

Up next, Trips88 vs Markus Beerstein for the vacant Warfare TV title!!!

WWTNA Mark
04-26-2011, 09:23 PM
Match 2: Trips88 vs Markus Beerstein

Trips88
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yQNJIhyqb10
Trips88 makes his way to the ring with a mean look on his face and his main goal tonight is capturing the Warfare TV title.

Markus Beerstein
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4TbOkrZSGZg
Markus Beerstein makes his way to the ring, drinking his beer as he is alone coming into this match. Looks like Beerstein wants to win this match all on his own tonight!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U8GcdiaBi_k&feature=related
What the hell!?! Trips88 got screwed out of winning the Warfare TV title by Manabu!!! Why did Manabu do what he did??? Well, Markus Beerstein is the new Warfare TV Champion whether you like it or not. Also, its interesting that the Five Star Attraction has one title in there stable and thats the new Warfare TV Champion!!! Another dirty antic from Japanese Avenger Manabu as he is getting hated by the fans week after week.

HolyJose2391
http://i1181.photobucket.com/albums/x435/HolyJose2391/sp-studio.jpg
Coming soon to JBW Warfare

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VJ6JyVIePuc&feature=player_embedded
VKM makes his way to the ring and he is one pissed off SOB. He has a mic in his hands which means that its his turn to get his chance to speak on the Ego Trips' break up. VKM goes into the ring and starts to speak. "Right now, I should be standing here as one half of the tag team champions...But...that doesn't matter. What matters is that the man they called HeelTurn! the man who is now called 'The Prophecy'! the man I called partner!...Is now...my...enemy. Now lets go back and rewind to Warfare on April 12th, 2011. We had a shot at the Tag team titles against The Aristocrats. I put my blood, sweat, hell, I even my put my tears in that match. But, sadly, the man they use to call HeelTurn turned on me. But I should have seen it coming. I mean for Christ's sake, his name was H E E L T U R N.
Shawn Michaels through his partner through a window, and Stone Cold Steve Austin went over on The Rock right? Well, I'm not The Rock and I'm sure as hell not Marty Jannetty. I am Mr. Ego! The It Factor! The Holy Trinity of Wrestling! I am! V...K...M! And HeelTurn, Prophecy, or whatever you want to be, I am going do you worse than what Shawn Michaels did to Marty Jannetty, worse than what Triple H did to Shawn Michaels. If I find you, there will be no escape. My talk might be loud, but oh believe me! My actions are louder!"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1I9vxzVjEZg&feature=player_embedded
The Prophecy comes to the stage area and starts to speak. "Yo VKM, news just in, nobody cares what youre saying. You are merely the afterthought of the Ego Trips. Now I am here to save these fans from you, you see nobody cares about you "Marty Jannety", now that I The Prophecy have decided to go alone, you are destined to fall back into obscurity. You were lucky VKM, you know why? Ill tell you, you see you had the chance to ride my coat tails to tag team gold, but you didnt, you bitched and moaned about being the better man, so I did what I had to and that was to dump your insignificant ass. What happens next is no surprise, I go onto better things much like HBK did whilst you fade into nothing, jobbing out to everyone. I am destined to follow in the footsteps of the likes of Bret Hart, achieveing everything Neidhart couldnt. You see my friend, greatness is attracted to greatness, unfortunately you ended up being a dissapointment, so you had to be removed from my destiny. I was born to follow in Hulk Hogan, Ric Flair and John Cena's footsteps, and you my boy were nothing more than a roadblock, so I put you in your place, for now is my time, the time of The Prophecy. So it has been written, so it shall be done." Both VKM and Prophecy both have a staredown at each other. Sad to say that these guys were good friends but now better enemies.

Tips88 is backstage and he is irate. "Manabu, get out here right now!!! You cost me my title and now you will fucking pay! Get out here you coward!!!" Out of nowhere, rko619 and Beerstein starts to beat down Trips88, just pounding and kicking him with stiff punches leaving Trips88 down and out! The Five Star Attraction is really dominating tonight.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A6ZI76XNKkk&feature=player_embedded
thejman93 and thedag makes there way to the ring as they have to address something. Both men(yes, thedag is a man) get into the ring and thejamn speaks."I know I have a match with a newcomer in a few minutes but first I wanted to come out here and talk about the latest challengers to these titles; The Silvers. Guys, this thing wasn't personal until you cost my tag partner a match last week but now.....now it's on! Before you interfered in thedag's match, You guys might've been able to sneak up on us and maybe, just maybe, you could've beaten us but now you're squarely in the middle of our radar! I'll give you one chance to avoid an ass whoopin'; all you have to do is come out here and apologize."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mTArz31mbkw
JBW newcomer Rehmix makes his way to the ring and this is his debut against thejman93. thejman93 has a weight and height advantage in this match but we still have to see what Rehmix is capable of. Although thejman was expecting the Silver Bros to come out here, change of plans as we get this match underway!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ikog43YFw-I
So first Silverlace interferes in thedag's match, not Silveerdust interferes in thejman93's match??? The Silver Bros really want The Arisocrat's attention. Rehmix wins his match as he showed a lot of heart and talent into the match. Although Silverdust interfered in the match, Rehmix shows that he can hang with the best of them!!!

We see Manabu giving Snair some advice on his match tonight against IPITB. This will surely be a great main event!

Main event: Snair vs IPITB

Snair
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ktpyM_yGRI
Snair makes his way to the ring. If he wins this match, he gets a shot at the Warfare World title.

IPITB
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qIF_HtE-4No
IPITB makes his way to the ring. If he wins the match, Snair doesn't get a shot at the Warfare World title.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HgqNyAeZm1I
Snair wins the match! He beat IPITB cleanly! IPITB looks like he may have hurt his shoulder during the match so I hope he is okay. Its official folks, Snair gets another shot at the Warfare World title!

Post match: The Five Star Attraction makes there way to the ring celebrating Snair's victory. They both pick him up as the fans start to boo. They put Snair down and Snair picks up the Warfare World title. He does a victory pose with it and places it near IPITB. The Five Star Attraction leaves the ring being proud of Snair for earning another shot at IPITB's Warfare World title.
*IPITB gets up and picks up the mic* "Hold on you five sons of bitches! *Crowd cheers* I have something to say! Snair, you beat me, congrats to you but i've talked with Brown One and we both agree that there is too many interferences going on with the Five Star Attraction. So Snair, it will be me and you at Pioneered Annihilation in a STEEL CAGE MATCH!!!!" WOW! YOU HAVE GOT TO BEING KIDDING ME!!!!! The Five Star Attraction looks pissed and Snair cannot believe what he just heard!!! Thats all the time we have but things will heat up next week!!! We will see you next week!!!! JBW!

THEKEVINBRAND
04-26-2011, 09:33 PM
Who is telling jokes? Maybe a peek at my glutes will make you happy. Ready?

whatever you guys are plain creepy

WWTNA Mark
04-26-2011, 09:35 PM
whatever you guys are plain creepy

So GTFO then!

THEKEVINBRAND
04-26-2011, 09:35 PM
So GTFO then!

what are you gonna do ban me? oh right you're not a moderator

WWTNA Mark
04-26-2011, 09:37 PM
what are you gonna do ban me? oh right you're not a moderator

STFU man. Nobody gives a shit about your pointless comments. No wonder Kashdinero doesn't like you.

THEKEVINBRAND
04-26-2011, 09:39 PM
STFU man. Nobody gives a shit about your pointless comments. No wonder Kashdinero doesn't like you.

no wonder the mods think ur an ass too

VKM
04-26-2011, 09:40 PM
no wonder the mods think ur an ass too

Hey you


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6PaHcZUHI00&feature=player_detailpage

WWTNA Mark
04-26-2011, 09:42 PM
no wonder the mods think ur an ass too

Thats the best you can come up with? Lame. Anyways, what did you think of the Warfare show?

WWTNA Mark
04-26-2011, 09:42 PM
Hey you


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6PaHcZUHI00&feature=player_detailpage

Well played VKM! ;)

THEKEVINBRAND
04-26-2011, 09:43 PM
Hey you


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6PaHcZUHI00&feature=player_detailpage

hey you I DONT GIVE A FUCK

VKM
04-26-2011, 09:43 PM
Well played VKM! ;)

he needed that

WWTNA Mark
04-26-2011, 09:44 PM
hey you I DONT GIVE A FUCK

The C&P man is butthurt tonight VKM. Don't even bother getting into a flame war with him because he plays the victim everytime.

VKM
04-26-2011, 09:44 PM
hey you I DONT GIVE A FUCK

It's over you got


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JVtJz_NR33k&feature=player_detailpage

jhorton1215
04-26-2011, 09:45 PM
THEKEVINBRAND = EWNCW's Alex Riley

WWTNA Mark
04-26-2011, 09:45 PM
It's over you got


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JVtJz_NR33k&feature=player_detailpage

Hahahaha! Funny man!

WWTNA Mark
04-26-2011, 09:46 PM
THEKEVINBRAND = EWNCW's Alex Riley

Hahaha! That explains why he lost his spot to SilverCena!

THEKEVINBRAND
04-26-2011, 09:48 PM
JBW is now officially run by clowns and Orlando Jordan

WWTNA Mark
04-26-2011, 09:49 PM
JBW is now officially run by clowns and Orlando Jordan

Wow. You really hurt my feelings. lol Worst fucking comeback from the C&P man.

SilverGhost
04-26-2011, 09:50 PM
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_gWQaU40PH24/TSOSVuF5fvI/AAAAAAAAKBo/FzxUm6ozKNo/s1600/facepalm111.jpg

Enough with the arguments dudes -.-

Don't really care who started....just stop.

THEKEVINBRAND
04-26-2011, 09:51 PM
Wow. You really hurt my feelings. lol Worst fucking comeback from the C&P man.

i rather be a guy who copies and pastes than watching this psycho circus

thedag
04-26-2011, 09:51 PM
JBW is now officially run by clowns and Orlando Jordan

you keep making a issue out of the gay stuff. does it hurt your feelings? does it hit to close to home for you? is it weird to you cuz it make feel good inside? that most be it. i think your confused with who you are right now. its ok to be different and have feels for men.

VKM
04-26-2011, 09:51 PM
JBW is now officially run by clowns and Orlando Jordan


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OieaCLtoch4&feature=player_detailpage

THEKEVINBRAND
04-26-2011, 09:51 PM
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_gWQaU40PH24/TSOSVuF5fvI/AAAAAAAAKBo/FzxUm6ozKNo/s1600/facepalm111.jpg

Enough with the arguments dudes -.-

Don't really care who started....just stop.

i just had to do it

WWTNA Mark
04-26-2011, 09:52 PM
Now that Warfare has been done, SES will work his magic on Mayhem! :)

WWTNA Mark
04-26-2011, 09:52 PM
you keep making a issue out of the gay stuff. does it hurt your feelings? does it hit to close to home for you? is it weird to you cuz it make feel good inside? that most be it. i think your confused with who you are right now. its ok to be different and have feels for men.

Hahaha. I laughed at this.

Rich Cranium
04-26-2011, 09:53 PM
Now that Warfare has been done, SES will work his magic on Mayhem! :)

Good job man! It gets better every week and SES is a good writer too.

WWTNA Mark
04-26-2011, 09:54 PM
Good job man! It gets better every week and SES is a good writer too.

Thanks Rich! How are you holding up since being attacked by Godmoney? ;)

thedag
04-26-2011, 09:55 PM
i enjoyed the show.

THEKEVINBRAND
04-26-2011, 09:56 PM
you keep making a issue out of the gay stuff. does it hurt your feelings? does it hit to close to home for you? is it weird to you cuz it make feel good inside? that most be it. i think your confused with who you are right now. its ok to be different and have feels for men.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pCrjLVSapII

WWTNA Mark
04-26-2011, 09:56 PM
i enjoyed the show.

Thanks man!

VKM
04-26-2011, 09:58 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pCrjLVSapII


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r2dVOAXWWxI&feature=player_detailpage

WWTNA Mark
04-26-2011, 10:00 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r2dVOAXWWxI&feature=player_detailpage

Classic CM Punk quote!

Rich Cranium
04-26-2011, 10:09 PM
Thanks Rich! How are you holding up since being attacked by Godmoney? ;)

Tune in on Thursday. I read and enjoy your shows as I am sure you do ours.

Rehmix
04-26-2011, 10:16 PM
Good debut tonight. Going to be climbing the Warfare ladders in no time. :)

SilverLace
04-26-2011, 10:24 PM
Good debut tonight. Going to be climbing the Warfare ladders in no time. :)

I am on the 3rd rung of that ladder so enjoy the view because it's amazing!

Pumpkinhead
04-26-2011, 10:29 PM
Great show tonight!!, I won my first title in JBW!!!, Things between VKM and Heelturn are getting interesting!!

Snair
04-26-2011, 10:48 PM
Good work WWTNA MARK, Warfare was truly enjoyable.

samoan619
04-26-2011, 11:10 PM
Great show WWTNA, the five star attraction are a big f'n deal... Congrats to Pumpkinhead Beerstein on winning his first title.. Aristocrats and the Silvers are the best thing goin on today's show.. Good to see new people on the roster like Rehmix and HolyJose.. Im really glad to see Merhardt and RamJam together as a unit, now thats gonna be a force to be reckoned with.. The Prophecy has really stepped up because VKM was the talker of their group and its looking like it'll more than a war of words between these two.. One more congratulations to Snair for getting the clean win over Lashley, I mean IPITB lol... Once again great show fellas, another reason to be proud to be apart of the JBW... I called Siaki and asked him what he thought about the 5 star attraction.. This is what he told me:


Siaki:
This is what the JBW has become huh? 5 star bottom feeders coming together?? We all know Manabu is a champion but his shining light is nothing but a lit match.. Selling fake dreams of cleansing the world, while polluting JBW with more filth.. Zeus Apollo talking about zapping Hogan into dust?? First things first, we all know that Zeus Apollo is an ex MMA fighter, small time MMA that is, that snapped in a match and then thought he was a son of a god after that.. So where did this zapping power come from?? It must be Manabu's shining glowstick that gave him that ability, it surely wasnt Old Spice Apollo (at your local store near you).. Beerstein won the Warfare title, congrats on reaching glory but do you really think playing dirty is gonna keep that glory?? When you play dirty, it only causes the challengers to play dirtier.. Good luck with that beer can man... Then we have Snair, the man with the metal bat.. You won tonight cleanly, you got another shot at the title, you did it man *laughs, laugh stops, dead pan face* You're lucky that IPITB hurt his shoulder because by the looks of that match you had tonight, your time was up.. Which leaves us to the WTF member of the group, RKO, I mean c'mon RKO??? What has this guy done?? Nothing, I thought so... Imma be honest with you, Im glad to be on Mayhem because its looking like a real circus over there, no jokes I mean they have a clown and an ice cream man (laughs).. That's all I gotta say about tonight's Warfare, regardless of what I said, there is nothing better than being a JBW superstar, nothing....

xStraightxEdgexSaviorx
04-26-2011, 11:25 PM
Now that Warfare has been done, SES will work his magic on Mayhem! :)

Will do boss, but I will say this: everyone on Mayhem (myself included) must step up their games now because we need to match what was an amazing episode of Warfare!! With the talent we have, I think we can pull it off, but I need to brainstorm some ideas to make Saturday's show live up to the high standards that Warfare has set this week. I don't think you'll be dissapointed though.

Silverdust
04-26-2011, 11:29 PM
Will do boss, but I will say this: everyone on Mayhem (myself included) must step up their games now because we need to match what was an amazing episode of Warfare!! With the talent we have, I think we can pull it off, but I need to brainstorm some ideas to make Saturday's show live up to the high standards that Warfare has set this week. I don't think you'll be dissapointed though.

Did you check your inbox?

xStraightxEdgexSaviorx
04-26-2011, 11:42 PM
Did you check your inbox?

Yes I did man. Sound great!! Thanks for the effort!


Siaki:
This is what the JBW has become huh? 5 star bottom feeders coming together?? We all know Manabu is a champion but his shining light is nothing but a lit match.. Selling fake dreams of cleansing the world, while polluting JBW with more filth.. Zeus Apollo talking about zapping Hogan into dust?? First things first, we all know that Zeus Apollo is an ex MMA fighter, small time MMA that is, that snapped in a match and then thought he was a son of a god after that.. So where did this zapping power come from?? It must be Manabu's shining glowstick that gave him that ability, it surely wasnt Old Spice Apollo (at your local store near you).. Beerstein won the Warfare title, congrats on reaching glory but do you really think playing dirty is gonna keep that glory?? When you play dirty, it only causes the challengers to play dirtier.. Good luck with that beer can man... Then we have Snair, the man with the metal bat.. You won tonight cleanly, you got another shot at the title, you did it man *laughs, laugh stops, dead pan face* You're lucky that IPITB hurt his shoulder because by the looks of that match you had tonight, your time was up.. Which leaves us to the WTF member of the group, RKO, I mean c'mon RKO??? What has this guy done?? Nothing, I thought so... Imma be honest with you, Im glad to be on Mayhem because its looking like a real circus over there, no jokes I mean they have a clown and an ice cream man (laughs).. That's all I gotta say about tonight's Warfare, regardless of what I said, there is nothing better than being a JBW superstar, nothing....

I usually reserve this chant for CM Punk, but I think it fits well here too. Best in the world! Best in the world!

xStraightxEdgexSaviorx
04-27-2011, 12:22 AM
**This just in from the JBW homepage**

JBW President The Brown One promises us all a monumental announcement for this weeks Mayhem. No word on what this could mean just yet, but TBO is quoted as saying "This thing I have Saturday is gonna change the face of Mayhem forever." When asked to elaborate on this statement he responded with a "You'll get all the answers this Saturday and that's all I have to say at the moment." What's TBO's announcement? Find out this Saturday on Mayhem, live @ 8pm ET (time slot to change based on SES's availability throughout the week).

Leggo
04-27-2011, 12:48 AM
Man, I go to work and look what I miss! You guys have been busy...

Great show wwtna! As always...

Leggo
04-27-2011, 01:05 AM
**This just in from the JBW homepage**

JBW President The Brown One promises us all a monumental announcement for this weeks Mayhem. No word on what this could mean just yet, but TBO is quoted as saying "This thing I have Saturday is gonna change the face of Mayhem forever." When asked to elaborate on this statement he responded with a "You'll get all the answers this Saturday and that's all I have to say at the moment." What's TBO's announcement? Find out this Saturday on Mayhem, live @ 8pm ET (time slot to change based on SES's availability throughout the week).

This sounds interesting... (turns head, scratches chin)

Snair
04-27-2011, 01:41 AM
**This just in from the JBW homepage**

JBW President The Brown One promises us all a monumental announcement for this weeks Mayhem. No word on what this could mean just yet, but TBO is quoted as saying "This thing I have Saturday is gonna change the face of Mayhem forever." When asked to elaborate on this statement he responded with a "You'll get all the answers this Saturday and that's all I have to say at the moment." What's TBO's announcement? Find out this Saturday on Mayhem, live @ 8pm ET (time slot to change based on SES's availability throughout the week).

I see a major swerve coming on Mayhem.

samoan619
04-27-2011, 02:14 AM
**This just in from the JBW homepage**

JBW President The Brown One promises us all a monumental announcement for this weeks Mayhem. No word on what this could mean just yet, but TBO is quoted as saying "This thing I have Saturday is gonna change the face of Mayhem forever." When asked to elaborate on this statement he responded with a "You'll get all the answers this Saturday and that's all I have to say at the moment." What's TBO's announcement? Find out this Saturday on Mayhem, live @ 8pm ET (time slot to change based on SES's availability throughout the week).

I really cant wait to see what unfolds.. Is Siaki gon have to smack a bitch (chappelle show reference lol)... Looking forward to seeing this big announcement my friend.. Lets go Mayhem!! clap-clap-clapclapclap

xStraightxEdgexSaviorx
04-27-2011, 02:25 AM
Good to see that I've generated some interest for Mayhem. I'm working on the outline right now!!

Leggo
04-27-2011, 02:28 AM
Good to see that I've generated some interest for Mayhem. I'm working on the outline right now!!

Pm me if you need anything from me mate... Well, St George that is...

Leggo
04-27-2011, 02:31 AM
Great show WWTNA, the five star attraction are a big f'n deal... Congrats to Pumpkinhead Beerstein on winning his first title.. Aristocrats and the Silvers are the best thing goin on today's show.. Good to see new people on the roster like Rehmix and HolyJose.. Im really glad to see Merhardt and RamJam together as a unit, now thats gonna be a force to be reckoned with.. The Prophecy has really stepped up because VKM was the talker of their group and its looking like it'll more than a war of words between these two.. One more congratulations to Snair for getting the clean win over Lashley, I mean IPITB lol... Once again great show fellas, another reason to be proud to be apart of the JBW... I called Siaki and asked him what he thought about the 5 star attraction.. This is what he told me:


Siaki:
This is what the JBW has become huh? 5 star bottom feeders coming together?? We all know Manabu is a champion but his shining light is nothing but a lit match.. Selling fake dreams of cleansing the world, while polluting JBW with more filth.. Zeus Apollo talking about zapping Hogan into dust?? First things first, we all know that Zeus Apollo is an ex MMA fighter, small time MMA that is, that snapped in a match and then thought he was a son of a god after that.. So where did this zapping power come from?? It must be Manabu's shining glowstick that gave him that ability, it surely wasnt Old Spice Apollo (at your local store near you).. Beerstein won the Warfare title, congrats on reaching glory but do you really think playing dirty is gonna keep that glory?? When you play dirty, it only causes the challengers to play dirtier.. Good luck with that beer can man... Then we have Snair, the man with the metal bat.. You won tonight cleanly, you got another shot at the title, you did it man *laughs, laugh stops, dead pan face* You're lucky that IPITB hurt his shoulder because by the looks of that match you had tonight, your time was up.. Which leaves us to the WTF member of the group, RKO, I mean c'mon RKO??? What has this guy done?? Nothing, I thought so... Imma be honest with you, Im glad to be on Mayhem because its looking like a real circus over there, no jokes I mean they have a clown and an ice cream man (laughs).. That's all I gotta say about tonight's Warfare, regardless of what I said, there is nothing better than being a JBW superstar, nothing....


Good stuff again my friend. You're going to be a JBW hall of famer one day...

Leggo
04-27-2011, 02:41 AM
The Lima Lama techniques, this one is done by some Latinos that practice it:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p8m80djGJp0

Can't view this for some reason mate

Leggo
04-27-2011, 02:45 AM
Thanks samoan619 and SES for sharing their character info, very good read.

@SES I will go back through the pages on this thread to read more about Samson.

Keep em coming guys!

samoan619
04-27-2011, 02:56 AM
Good stuff again my friend. You're going to be a JBW hall of famer one day...

That would be great, if it existed haha.. I would like to nominate some people thats been puttin in work here for a quite a while: WWTNA, Samson, MassDinero, The Aristocrats, Snair, IPITB, the Silvers, The Prophecy & VKM (as The Ego Trip)
People that havent been here long or have been, but can be Future Hall of Famers: Manabu, St George, Zeus Apollo, The Sleeper, Trips88, The Gold Diggers, Stinger187

Leggo
04-27-2011, 03:00 AM
That would be great, if it existed haha.. I would like to nominate some people thats been puttin in work here for a quite a while: WWTNA, Samson, MassDinero, The Aristocrats, Snair, IPITB, the Silvers, The Prophecy & VKM (as The Ego Trip)
People that havent been here long or have been, but can be Future Hall of Famers: Manabu, St George, Zeus Apollo, The Sleeper, Trips88, The Gold Diggers, Stinger187

*stands and applauds*

*gets carried away and starts the santino trombone*

TheBeardOfZeus
04-27-2011, 04:52 AM
A good Warfare WWTNA, I missed last week's so it was a getting up to speed thing, maybe that's why, for me, it wasn't superb, but there are some nice anges setting up, want to see what's going on with this stable and also like the former "Ego Trips" battle between VKM and HeelTurn.

Good job man, KIU.

The Brown One
04-27-2011, 05:02 AM
I totally agree with you but naigra falls???

Lol even I got that. Its a fun game now.


IPITS man, could you please stop with these. I don't mind them when their playful and fun, but (and I don't know if you meant this or not) it's kinda getting disrespectful now. Now I've always been a Showerhead and I know we could all use a little bit of infinite wisdom every now and again, but please, I'm asking this with all due respect, don't make fun of the roster or the work they put in. Thank you.

You think thats bad? Go to his "lets have tea" thread.


Psycho Siaki was a NCAA All American Collegiate Football player, he was supposed to be in the top 3 picks in the NFL draft but ended up knocking the teeth out of a scout for the Oakland Raiders.. He was then seen as trouble to the NFL and was blacklisted.. He then fought for PRIDE in Japan and has knockout victories over some big name fighters like Chuck Lidell, Rampage Jackson, Wanderlei Silva, Dan Henderson and Kazuyuki Fujita.. He then learned to wrestle at the New Japan dojo and found a love for professional wrestling, but never went to follow it as a career path.. He decided he must go to visit his homeland of American Samoa, that he had never been before (he is American born).. In Samoa, he learned the brutal martial art Limalama, which is the Samoan art of bonebreaking.. From there he went back to Japan to fight in a K-1 tournament, in which he had a grappling match with Brazilian submission and judo artist Richter Gracie.. Siaki seperated Gracie's arm from his shoulder with a brutal Limalama technique and was immediately disqualified.. He then came back to the states and got into the pro wrestling indies, where he won the PWG Heavyweight title 3 times, NWA Wildside Heavyweight title 2 times, and TNA World Heavyweight championship 1 time.. As TNA champion, he seen that the true competition was at the JBW and vacated the title to join the ranks of the greatest fed ever created..

Great bio. I don't remember if you posted this up when you joined, but its great none the less.


Hi. You guys are talking Samson? Yeah, he had beautiful flowing locks which is where his inhuman strength was. My glutes posses such strength.

Thats disrespectful. Samson was a legend.

[


we'll see who's laughing when Christian wins it

What if Christian loses? I'll laugh at whoever was 100% sure that he would win. Thats why I liked to sit back and watch how things play out with things like this, instead of hope for too much.




Great show WWTNA, the five star attraction are a big f'n deal... Congrats to Pumpkinhead Beerstein on winning his first title.. Aristocrats and the Silvers are the best thing goin on today's show.. Good to see new people on the roster like Rehmix and HolyJose.. Im really glad to see Merhardt and RamJam together as a unit, now thats gonna be a force to be reckoned with.. The Prophecy has really stepped up because VKM was the talker of their group and its looking like it'll more than a war of words between these two.. One more congratulations to Snair for getting the clean win over Lashley, I mean IPITB lol... Once again great show fellas, another reason to be proud to be apart of the JBW... I called Siaki and asked him what he thought about the 5 star attraction.. This is what he told me:


Siaki:
This is what the JBW has become huh? 5 star bottom feeders coming together?? We all know Manabu is a champion but his shining light is nothing but a lit match.. Selling fake dreams of cleansing the world, while polluting JBW with more filth.. Zeus Apollo talking about zapping Hogan into dust?? First things first, we all know that Zeus Apollo is an ex MMA fighter, small time MMA that is, that snapped in a match and then thought he was a son of a god after that.. So where did this zapping power come from?? It must be Manabu's shining glowstick that gave him that ability, it surely wasnt Old Spice Apollo (at your local store near you).. Beerstein won the Warfare title, congrats on reaching glory but do you really think playing dirty is gonna keep that glory?? When you play dirty, it only causes the challengers to play dirtier.. Good luck with that beer can man... Then we have Snair, the man with the metal bat.. You won tonight cleanly, you got another shot at the title, you did it man *laughs, laugh stops, dead pan face* You're lucky that IPITB hurt his shoulder because by the looks of that match you had tonight, your time was up.. Which leaves us to the WTF member of the group, RKO, I mean c'mon RKO??? What has this guy done?? Nothing, I thought so... Imma be honest with you, Im glad to be on Mayhem because its looking like a real circus over there, no jokes I mean they have a clown and an ice cream man (laughs).. That's all I gotta say about tonight's Warfare, regardless of what I said, there is nothing better than being a JBW superstar, nothing....

That is a great promo. I missed those from you :)

Snair
04-27-2011, 06:28 AM
Lol even I got that. Its a fun game now.



You think thats bad? Go to his "lets have tea" thread.



Great bio. I don't remember if you posted this up when you joined, but its great none the less.



Thats disrespectful. Samson was a legend.

[



What if Christian loses? I'll laugh at whoever was 100% sure that he would win. Thats why I liked to sit back and watch how things play out with things like this, instead of hope for too much.





That is a great promo. I missed those from you :)

Where is your weekly review of Warfare????

WWTNA Mark
04-27-2011, 07:39 AM
Apparently, KevinBrand says we are worser then the Jerry Springer show. WTF??? lol

Snair
04-27-2011, 08:24 AM
Apparently, KevinBrand says we are worser then the Jerry Springer show. WTF??? lol

He still needs to work on his ribbing skills.

HeelTurn
04-27-2011, 09:00 AM
Whats better than finishing work on a wednesday? Getting home and reading Warfare, great show, hopefully myself and VKM can steal the show somewhere down the line.

WWTNA Mark
04-27-2011, 11:07 AM
Whats better than finishing work on a wednesday? Getting home and reading Warfare, great show, hopefully myself and VKM can steal the show somewhere down the line.

Yeah! The Heelturn/VKM feud will be great!

eddie18
04-27-2011, 11:11 AM
Yeah! The Heelturn/VKM feud will be great!

I swear VKM was fired?

WWTNA Mark
04-27-2011, 11:12 AM
I swear VKM was fired?

He came back. ;)

SilverLace
04-27-2011, 11:25 AM
Thats disrespectful. Samson was a legend.


My post was in reference to the biblical Samson. It's ok though, no hard feelings. Maybe I will let you butter me up like a dry biscuit in your office during the next show!

Manabu
04-27-2011, 12:05 PM
great warfare as usual!
every episode seems to get better and Im glad to see one of the best considers me a future hall of famer!

ramjam
04-27-2011, 12:10 PM
After hanging around with the Ice Cream Man, I have learned that he isn't as evil as he is a jerk! I got a room at the Super 8 motel and he opted to sleep in his ice cream truck in one of his freezers!

WWTNA Mark
04-27-2011, 12:24 PM
great warfare as usual!
every episode seems to get better and Im glad to see one of the best considers me a future hall of famer!

Thanks Manabu! The Five Star Attraction is really shaping up to be special! ;)

HeelTurn
04-27-2011, 12:25 PM
After hanging around with the Ice Cream Man, I have learned that he isn't as evil as he is a jerk! I got a room at the Super 8 motel and he opted to sleep in his ice cream truck in one of his freezers!

you have a very unique character, and youll fit in with our other very unique characters.

Snair
04-27-2011, 12:50 PM
We've an outstanding tagteam division filled with unique characters.

Leggo
04-27-2011, 01:15 PM
@wwtna Mark

Where can I find a list of jbw members and there character names mate?

Didn't fancy trawling through the hundreds of pages! Ideas? Pointers?

xStraightxEdgexSaviorx
04-27-2011, 01:19 PM
We've an outstanding tagteam division filled with unique characters.

And that's with The Ego Trips and SilverMass Splitting up. That just proves how much depth we have here in JBW


@wwtna Mark

Where can I find a list of jbw members and there character names mate?

Didn't fancy trawling through the hundreds of pages! Ideas? Pointers?

Page 1 should have almost everyone. Other than that I wouldn't know personally

HeelTurn
04-27-2011, 01:28 PM
****BREAKING NEWS****

JBW wrestler The Prophecy will be appearing on the Piers Morgan show to discuss his upcoming movie, his feud with VKM, plus why he turned down an invite to the royal wedding.

Snair
04-27-2011, 01:32 PM
****BREAKING NEWS****

JBW wrestler The Prophecy will be appearing on the Piers Morgan show to discuss his upcoming movie, his feud with VKM, plus why he turned down an invite to the royal wedding.

I laughed hard at this for some reason.

HeelTurn
04-27-2011, 01:33 PM
I laughed hard at this for some reason.

Then my job here is done lol

xStraightxEdgexSaviorx
04-27-2011, 01:35 PM
****BREAKING NEWS****

JBW wrestler The Prophecy will be appearing on the Piers Morgan show to discuss his upcoming movie, his feud with VKM, plus why he turned down an invite to the royal wedding.

That is great stuff Heelturn, it makes you seem like such a prick...which is a good thing.

HeelTurn
04-27-2011, 01:40 PM
That is great stuff Heelturn, it makes you seem like such a prick...which is a good thing.

thanks man, im having fun playing the smug, dickish heel character

Snair
04-27-2011, 01:43 PM
thanks man, im having fun playing the smug, dickish heel character

And you are doing a mighty good job.

WWTNA Mark
04-27-2011, 02:05 PM
And you are doing a mighty good job.

This^^^^^^^^^^^^

thejman93
04-27-2011, 02:08 PM
Nice job with Warfare WWTNA! I thought I was facing steveorton?

WWTNA Mark
04-27-2011, 02:12 PM
Nice job with Warfare WWTNA! I thought I was facing steveorton?

Sorry about that man. Change of plans as I had to debut a new JBW star. ;)

thejman93
04-27-2011, 02:18 PM
Sorry about that man. Change of plans as I had to debut a new JBW star. ;)

No problem boss. :)

WWTNA Mark
04-27-2011, 02:21 PM
A good Warfare WWTNA, I missed last week's so it was a getting up to speed thing, maybe that's why, for me, it wasn't superb, but there are some nice anges setting up, want to see what's going on with this stable and also like the former "Ego Trips" battle between VKM and HeelTurn.

Good job man, KIU.

Thanks man but I still don't like how you turned on Rich!:mad::p

VKM
04-27-2011, 03:31 PM
HeelTurn and I are going to have a great feud. I like his evolution in character.

thedag
04-27-2011, 06:12 PM
im not going to kiss heelturn ass. will not on here. ;)

SilverLace
04-27-2011, 06:15 PM
im not going to kiss heelturn ass. will not on here. ;)

You'll have to wait and kiss his ass after I let him go! During the sleepover last night, he got drunk and carried away and was hugging me too much so I locked him in the closet.

The Brown One
04-27-2011, 08:09 PM
Where is your weekly review of Warfare????

I didn't do it since samoan619 did it.

BTW, is steveorton cool with playing a jobber to all the new stars? Just something I noticed.

thedag
04-27-2011, 08:16 PM
I didn't do it since samoan619 did it.

BTW, is steveorton cool with playing a jobber to all the new stars? Just something I noticed.

i think he will be ok with it if we change the word jobber to ryder.

Rehmix
04-27-2011, 08:50 PM
I didn't do it since samoan619 did it.

BTW, is steveorton cool with playing a jobber to all the new stars? Just something I noticed.

Hope I didn't messing anything up for steveorton in my debut.

WWTNA Mark
04-27-2011, 09:00 PM
Hope I didn't messing anything up for steveorton in my debut.

Nah, you didn't mess up anything. You actually brought a lot to the table as we needed more new JBW stars. ;)

WWTNA Mark
04-27-2011, 09:02 PM
I didn't do it since samoan619 did it.

BTW, is steveorton cool with playing a jobber to all the new stars? Just something I noticed.

Theres a reason for that for storyline proposes. I'm not jobbing steveorton just to make him a jobber, thats not my intentions.

xStraightxEdgexSaviorx
04-27-2011, 09:48 PM
Theres a reason for that for storyline proposes. I'm not jobbing steveorton just to make him a jobber, thats not my intentions.

Kenta Kobashi?

PandaMassacre
04-27-2011, 09:56 PM
Whoa. You have a trippy signature, WWTNA.

WWTNA Mark
04-27-2011, 09:58 PM
Kenta Kobashi?

I think Silverghost jizzed hearing that name. ;)

Edit: Muta is better.

WWTNA Mark
04-27-2011, 09:59 PM
Whoa. You have a trippy signature, WWTNA.

SilverGhost inspired me. :)

Edit: Thanks!

PandaMassacre
04-27-2011, 10:10 PM
SilverGhost inspired me. :)

Edit: Thanks!

Inspirations are always good. Like, you inspire me to be an ass sometimes. :)

xStraightxEdgexSaviorx
04-27-2011, 10:12 PM
I think Silverghost jizzed hearing that name. ;)

Edit: Muta is better.

Muta is a better character, but Kobashi is slightly better in ring. Muta>>any japanese wrestler and 99.99% of American wrestlers.

xStraightxEdgexSaviorx
04-27-2011, 10:56 PM
*JBW's resident interviewer Dave just sent in this special report live from JBW headquarters*

JBW superstar St. George is a puzzling character without a doubt. He speaks in tongues, debuted with an encoded message, and has given us another seemingly impossible riddle to solve for who he wants his next opponent to be. One of Mayhem's fastest rising stars says he has a "cash win" in his sights. Question is though, what does it all mean? I took the liberty of asking some of the other JBW superstars their thoughts on St. George's newest riddle. Here are some of the responses I got.

Psycho Siaki: Hmm, that's a good question. I gotta assume it's another one of those rhyming things he does. What rhymes with "cash win" though?.. I got it! It's gotta be that guy Steve Austin I've been hearing about. He probably has beef with him from England or something.

MassDinero: I don't fucking care. I know one thing though, it aint Goldman, his ass is mine.

thedag:Honey, as long as he wears those tights of his he can be fighting my grandmother for all I care.

Snair: I don't know, but unless he has a death wish it won't be anyone from the 5 Star Attraction, I'll tell you that. Here's a piece of advice for you though Georgy boy, stick to the B show and leave the real wrestlers alone.

Silverdust: I haven't really thought about it...what do you think it means? How far do you think St George can go in this company? Do you think the fact that he's hard to understand will hurt him in the long run? What if he...*Dave walks away*

Zeus Apollo: Is this "St. George" a god? Are you a god? *Dave speaks* well, no but..*Zeus cuts him off* then I don't need to worry about either the affairs nor the questions of mere mortals. Get out of my sight.

Scottland: I still think it's MassDinero. You know how sneaky those f'ing Brits are.

The Brown One: Well whoever it is, I'm sure it'll be a great feud. St. George, when your ready to reveal it to the world come and tell me and i'll book the match whenever you want.

Well, we got a few ideas here, but nothing definitive as of yet. Finally, I tired to get some answers from the man himself, but I'm afraid he wasn't very helpful either. Here's what he had to say:

St. George: Oh come on me china, you think I want it to be that easy for ya? If you look real close it's as plain as the buttons on ya dicky dirt. Now if you'll excuse me, I believe I have a date with a pig's ear that I've been thinking about all night. Cheers.

Well there you have it folks, I'm afraid not much has been answered by this whole ordeal, but I guess that's the point of it all. In any case, one thing is certain and that is that all eyes have been on St. George since the moment he stepped foot in the door here in JBW, and hopefully his star will continue to rise from here. For the production staff here in JBW, I'm Dave Schlesinger concluding this special report.

jhorton1215
04-27-2011, 11:01 PM
Feels like the Old Spice commercial was a big hit for Zeus :D

jhorton1215
04-27-2011, 11:03 PM
My avatar is the official logo of Five Star Attraction

The Brown One
04-28-2011, 02:17 AM
Theres a reason for that for storyline proposes. I'm not jobbing steveorton just to make him a jobber, thats not my intentions.

Good to hear that you have a plan for everything :D

samoan619
04-28-2011, 02:40 AM
*JBW's resident interviewer Dave just sent in this special report live from JBW headquarters*

JBW superstar St. George is a puzzling character without a doubt. He speaks in tongues, debuted with an encoded message, and has given us another seemingly impossible riddle to solve for who he wants his next opponent to be. One of Mayhem's fastest rising stars says he has a "cash win" in his sights. Question is though, what does it all mean? I took the liberty of asking some of the other JBW superstars their thoughts on St. George's newest riddle. Here are some of the responses I got.

Psycho Siaki: Hmm, that's a good question. I gotta assume it's another one of those rhyming things he does. What rhymes with "cash win" though?.. I got it! It's gotta be that guy Steve Austin I've been hearing about. He probably has beef with him from England or something.

MassDinero: I don't fucking care. I know one thing though, it aint Goldman, his ass is mine.

thedag:Honey, as long as he wears those tights of his he can be fighting my grandmother for all I care.

Snair: I don't know, but unless he has a death wish it won't be anyone from the 5 Star Attraction, I'll tell you that. Here's a piece of advice for you though Georgy boy, stick to the B show and leave the real wrestlers alone.

Silverdust: I haven't really thought about it...what do you think it means? How far do you think St George can go in this company? Do you think the fact that he's hard to understand will hurt him in the long run? What if he...*Dave walks away*

Zeus Apollo: Is this "St. George" a god? Are you a god? *Dave speaks* well, no but..*Zeus cuts him off* then I don't need to worry about either the affairs nor the questions of mere mortals. Get out of my sight.

Scottland: I still think it's MassDinero. You know how sneaky those f'ing Brits are.

The Brown One: Well whoever it is, I'm sure it'll be a great feud. St. George, when your ready to reveal it to the world come and tell me and i'll book the match whenever you want.

Well, we got a few ideas here, but nothing definitive as of yet. Finally, I tired to get some answers from the man himself, but I'm afraid he wasn't very helpful either. Here's what he had to say:

St. George: Oh come on me china, you think I want it to be that easy for ya? If you look real close it's as plain as the buttons on ya dicky dirt. Now if you'll excuse me, I believe I have a date with a pig's ear that I've been thinking about all night. Cheers.

Well there you have it folks, I'm afraid not much has been answered by this whole ordeal, but I guess that's the point of it all. In any case, one thing is certain and that is that all eyes have been on St. George since the moment he stepped foot in the door here in JBW, and hopefully his star will continue to rise from here. For the production staff here in JBW, I'm Dave Schlesinger concluding this special report.

LMAO Great job my brotha!!

Kashdinero
04-28-2011, 05:21 AM
Well, I just read over twenty very diverse pages of JBW goodness.

Glad to see Shuriken grace us with a rare appearance, lol, he even managed to remind us whos really in charge around here lol!

He who I said I'll leave alone had me rolling my eyes so much, I'm, near on, at The Undertakers level of, um, eye rolling. In fact, upon reading his last post, I rolled my eyes so far back I caught a glimpse of my brain.... It was like, WTF!!!!

The invasion of IPITS had me in stitches... Not because there was any truth in what he was saying, but, well, it was just so damn funny.

WWTNA Mark..... A job well done mate, Warfare was great, and, while it was strange not being there, it made me enjoy the show as a whole, a whole lot more. The Five Star Attraction is the talk of the town at the mo, and, alliances aside, Snair, I'm rooting for ya buddy!

I read a promo, by the king of the promo, Siaki the Psycho One. None better, pure and simple.

Cracked St Georges code. Its Cuck FilverSena.

SeS.... Awesome post.. So true. I don't give a fcuk, and Wedge Silverman is in trouble. Mass is going to run that sniveling little runt right out of JBW and in to a title match for the EWNCW world title.

TBO. I wait in anticipation for your announcement... No funny business now.

Heel Turn, I'll be tuning in to see you on Peirs Morgan. Hope you don't cry like most of his guests do.

Lastly, and always, MassDinero>AphroditesArmpitStubble.

The Brown One
04-28-2011, 07:34 AM
Well, I just read over twenty very diverse pages of JBW goodness.



TBO. I wait in anticipation for your announcement... No funny business now.

Its fun when you live in a different time zone and have to catch up with whats been going on while you were busy, isn't it? :rolleyes:

How about monkey business? xD I couldn't resist.

Kashdinero
04-28-2011, 07:52 AM
Its fun when you live in a different time zone and have to catch up with whats been going on while you were busy, isn't it? :rolleyes:

How about monkey business? xD I couldn't resist.

Yeah, I just read a couple of days worth. I'm looking forward to Mayhem.

And, no,no monkey business either. Many are expecting a swerve. Could this be the case I wonder,

IPEEINTHESHOWER
04-28-2011, 12:10 PM
Reading pages of JBW made my balls itch.:D


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JXF9lcFTH_A


muuuuahhahahahha

Leggo
04-28-2011, 12:18 PM
Reading pages of JBW made my balls itch.:D


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JXF9lcFTH_A


muuuuahhahahahha

Are you zsa zsa Gabor?

THEKEVINBRAND
04-28-2011, 12:19 PM
Are you zsa zsa Gabor?

there are so many negative things going around with her weirdo husband....

Leggo
04-28-2011, 12:34 PM
there are so many negative things going around with her weirdo husband....

Haha lol

Zsa zsa gabor = sure

THEKEVINBRAND
04-28-2011, 12:36 PM
Haha lol

Zsa zsa gabor = sure

one example is that he wants to have a baby with her and she's 94

Leggo
04-28-2011, 12:38 PM
one example is that he wants to have a baby with her and she's 94

Sorry Kev mate, you lost me...

Silverdust
04-28-2011, 12:46 PM
Well, I just read over twenty very diverse pages of JBW goodness.

Glad to see Shuriken grace us with a rare appearance, lol, he even managed to remind us whos really in charge around here lol!

He who I said I'll leave alone had me rolling my eyes so much, I'm, near on, at The Undertakers level of, um, eye rolling. In fact, upon reading his last post, I rolled my eyes so far back I caught a glimpse of my brain.... It was like, WTF!!!!

The invasion of IPITS had me in stitches... Not because there was any truth in what he was saying, but, well, it was just so damn funny.

WWTNA Mark..... A job well done mate, Warfare was great, and, while it was strange not being there, it made me enjoy the show as a whole, a whole lot more. The Five Star Attraction is the talk of the town at the mo, and, alliances aside, Snair, I'm rooting for ya buddy!

I read a promo, by the king of the promo, Siaki the Psycho One. None better, pure and simple.

Cracked St Georges code. Its Cuck FilverSena.

SeS.... Awesome post.. So true. I don't give a fcuk, and Wedge Silverman is in trouble. Mass is going to run that sniveling little runt right out of JBW and in to a title match for the EWNCW world title.

TBO. I wait in anticipation for your announcement... No funny business now.

Heel Turn, I'll be tuning in to see you on Peirs Morgan. Hope you don't cry like most of his guests do.

Lastly, and always, MassDinero>AphroditesArmpitStubble.

Now that you gave your run down of Warfare, what are your thoughts on this upcoming Mayhem in regards to your match?

THEKEVINBRAND
04-28-2011, 12:48 PM
Sorry Kev mate, you lost me...

here's an article mate, i don't know if you can read Americanized English but here goes: http://articles.cnn.com/2011-04-14/entertainment/gabor.baby_1_prince-frederic-von-anhalt-zsa-zsa-gabor-francesca-hilton?_s=PM:SHOWBIZ

Leggo
04-28-2011, 12:53 PM
here's an article mate, i don't know if you can read Americanized English but here goes: http://articles.cnn.com/2011-04-14/entertainment/gabor.baby_1_prince-frederic-von-anhalt-zsa-zsa-gabor-francesca-hilton?_s=PM:SHOWBIZ

Oh, ok... Thanks

Silverdust
04-28-2011, 12:54 PM
here's an article mate, i don't know if you can read Americanized English but here goes: http://articles.cnn.com/2011-04-14/entertainment/gabor.baby_1_prince-frederic-von-anhalt-zsa-zsa-gabor-francesca-hilton?_s=PM:SHOWBIZ

Why would an English person have trouble reading English, American style or not?

THEKEVINBRAND
04-28-2011, 12:55 PM
Oh, ok... Thanks

no problem mate

Silverdust
04-28-2011, 12:56 PM
no problem mate

Why are you dancing around the question?

THEKEVINBRAND
04-28-2011, 12:58 PM
Why are you dancing around the question?

what are you talking about? i dont understand english (from england) all too well

Silverdust
04-28-2011, 12:59 PM
what are you talking about? i dont understand english (from england) all too well

Would you say that Canadian English is unreadable for Americans and also for the English?

THEKEVINBRAND
04-28-2011, 01:04 PM
Would you say that Canadian English is unreadable for Americans and also for the English?

not really it's the same as American English, we just alter some lettering and no we dont add EH at the end of every sentence (EH)

IPEEINTHESHOWER
04-28-2011, 01:07 PM
not really it's the same as American English, we just alter some lettering and no we dont add EH at the end of every sentence (EH)

Are you sure about that eh?:p

Silverdust
04-28-2011, 01:09 PM
not really it's the same as American English, we just alter some lettering and no we dont add EH at the end of every sentence (EH)

So when you alter the lettering, do you write the word 'about' as 'a boot'?

THEKEVINBRAND
04-28-2011, 01:12 PM
So when you alter the lettering, do you write the word 'about' as 'a boot'?

no that's a stereotypical thing

this may help you but then again:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BRI-A3vakVg

Silverdust
04-28-2011, 01:16 PM
no that's a stereotypical thing

this may help you but then again:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BRI-A3vakVg

But you are from the French speaking side of Canada eh? Out of curiosity for the Kevinheads here, can you understand cajun?

ramjam
04-28-2011, 02:01 PM
Ramjam checking in! and out.

Leggo
04-28-2011, 02:13 PM
*JBW's resident interviewer Dave just sent in this special report live from JBW headquarters*

JBW superstar St. George is a puzzling character without a doubt. He speaks in tongues, debuted with an encoded message, and has given us another seemingly impossible riddle to solve for who he wants his next opponent to be. One of Mayhem's fastest rising stars says he has a "cash win" in his sights. Question is though, what does it all mean? I took the liberty of asking some of the other JBW superstars their thoughts on St. George's newest riddle. Here are some of the responses I got.

Psycho Siaki: Hmm, that's a good question. I gotta assume it's another one of those rhyming things he does. What rhymes with "cash win" though?.. I got it! It's gotta be that guy Steve Austin I've been hearing about. He probably has beef with him from England or something.

MassDinero: I don't fucking care. I know one thing though, it aint Goldman, his ass is mine.

thedag:Honey, as long as he wears those tights of his he can be fighting my grandmother for all I care.

Snair: I don't know, but unless he has a death wish it won't be anyone from the 5 Star Attraction, I'll tell you that. Here's a piece of advice for you though Georgy boy, stick to the B show and leave the real wrestlers alone.

Silverdust: I haven't really thought about it...what do you think it means? How far do you think St George can go in this company? Do you think the fact that he's hard to understand will hurt him in the long run? What if he...*Dave walks away*

Zeus Apollo: Is this "St. George" a god? Are you a god? *Dave speaks* well, no but..*Zeus cuts him off* then I don't need to worry about either the affairs nor the questions of mere mortals. Get out of my sight.

Scottland: I still think it's MassDinero. You know how sneaky those f'ing Brits are.

The Brown One: Well whoever it is, I'm sure it'll be a great feud. St. George, when your ready to reveal it to the world come and tell me and i'll book the match whenever you want.

Well, we got a few ideas here, but nothing definitive as of yet. Finally, I tired to get some answers from the man himself, but I'm afraid he wasn't very helpful either. Here's what he had to say:

St. George: Oh come on me china, you think I want it to be that easy for ya? If you look real close it's as plain as the buttons on ya dicky dirt. Now if you'll excuse me, I believe I have a date with a pig's ear that I've been thinking about all night. Cheers.

Well there you have it folks, I'm afraid not much has been answered by this whole ordeal, but I guess that's the point of it all. In any case, one thing is certain and that is that all eyes have been on St. George since the moment he stepped foot in the door here in JBW, and hopefully his star will continue to rise from here. For the production staff here in JBW, I'm Dave Schlesinger concluding this special report.


Quality SES, quality mate...

Looking forward to Saturday mayhem. If you need anything from me let know...

And remember guys, St George has a cash win in his sights! Who is it?

HeelTurn
04-28-2011, 02:38 PM
MARTY JANNETTY TWEETS ABOUT CURRENT JBW STAR
Reported By Ryan Clark

--Retired Wrestler Marty Janetty recently discussed JBW Wrestler The Prophecys' constant jabs at former tag partner VKM, constantly referring to him as the "Marty Jannetty of the group". In an interview with PowerSlam magazine Jannetty replied "am i offended at The Prophecy's constant jabs towards me and VKM, well it could be worse, he could be describing me as the "VKM" of The Rockers" Ouch!

--Speaking of The Prophecy there has been some upset regarding his interview with Piers Morgan. The JBW wrestler referred to Kate Middleton as future QILF, which has upset many in the Royal Family.

Leggo
04-28-2011, 02:43 PM
MARTY JANNETTY TWEETS ABOUT CURRENT JBW STAR
Reported By Ryan Clark

--Retired Wrestler Marty Janetty recently discussed JBW Wrestler The Prophecys' constant jabs at former tag partner VKM, constantly referring to him as the "Marty Jannetty of the group". In an interview with PowerSlam magazine Jannetty replied "am i offended at The Prophecy's constant jabs towards me and VKM, well it could be worse, he could be describing me as the "VKM" of The Rockers" Ouch!

--Speaking of The Prophecy there has been some upset regarding his interview with Piers Morgan. The JBW wrestler referred to Kate Middleton as future QILF, which has upset many in the Royal Family.

Good stuff my friend...

Lmao at qilf! Very funny! Lol

THEKEVINBRAND
04-28-2011, 03:03 PM
But you are from the French speaking side of Canada eh? Out of curiosity for the Kevinheads here, can you understand cajun?

Yes I am from the French side of Canada and no I cannot understand cajun it's like cockney in a way for me

SilverLace
04-28-2011, 03:11 PM
Yes I am from the French side of Canada and no I cannot understand cajun it's like cockney in a way for me

Cajun is different. It's like jiggle balls baby!

xStraightxEdgexSaviorx
04-28-2011, 03:45 PM
Quality SES, quality mate...

Looking forward to Saturday mayhem. If you need anything from me let know...

And remember guys, St George has a cash win in his sights! Who is it?

Thanks Legs! And thanks to S619 and KD as well. I'll let everyone know if/when I need anything for Mayhem.

Leggo
04-28-2011, 03:54 PM
Thanks Legs! And thanks to S619 and KD as well. I'll let everyone know if/when I need anything for Mayhem.

No worries mate... Legs? Lol

xStraightxEdgexSaviorx
04-28-2011, 03:59 PM
No worries mate... Legs? Lol

Lol I've always wanted to call someone Legs, and the situation just arose. It had to be done.

Edit: It was either Legs or the Legman. Going back on it now, I should have gone with Legman, because than I could've changed your theme to this:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ShIcWcP5rQc

THEKEVINBRAND
04-28-2011, 04:05 PM
Cajun is different. It's like jiggle balls baby!

Ha! ok then

SilverLace
04-28-2011, 05:02 PM
Ha! ok then

I knew you understood it! See you around cupcake.

THEKEVINBRAND
04-28-2011, 05:06 PM
I knew you understood it! See you around cupcake.

i'll see you around, hold the cupcake

xStraightxEdgexSaviorx
04-28-2011, 06:44 PM
What's goin on JBW!! Who else is watching the draft?

Silverdust
04-28-2011, 06:49 PM
What's goin on JBW!! Who else is watching the draft?

What draft are you referring to? Are you you tubing last Raw's draft?

xStraightxEdgexSaviorx
04-28-2011, 06:56 PM
What draft are you referring to? Are you you tubing last Raw's draft?

Lol no. The NFL draft. You a sports fan SD?...ya know, other than wrestling that is.

ramjam
04-28-2011, 07:10 PM
I had to slap the ice cream man around because he shortchanged me on my ice cream purchase!

TheDevilsAdvocate
04-28-2011, 07:29 PM
I had to slap the ice cream man around because he shortchanged me on my ice cream purchase!

Good one! I would have never thought of something like that.

I'm looking forward to seeing you guys feud. :cool:

WWTNA Mark
04-28-2011, 08:30 PM
I cannot wait for Mayhem! Like Samoan619 said, its always great when the JBW shows go down.

Kashdinero
04-28-2011, 08:33 PM
Now that you gave your run down of Warfare, what are your thoughts on this upcoming Mayhem in regards to your match?

It will be the perfect example of what happens when a pussy like him takes a wrong turning, into the wrong neighbourhood, after dark. If he's smart he won't turn up. But he's not. So he will. And the example shall be made.

Kashdinero
04-28-2011, 08:43 PM
I cannot wait for Mayhem! Like Samoan619 said, its always great when the JBW shows go down.

We got a great line up on the box, and the web, this weekend.... Mayhem, Extreme Rules, GSP Vs Sheilds, the other guys PPV.... The Royal Wedding. Which, I'm told St George, Wes Silverman and The Prophecy will be attending, despite popular belief.

Rehmix
04-28-2011, 11:06 PM
What's goin on JBW!! Who else is watching the draft?

As a Carolina Fan I was watching the Draft, but there was nothing to really watch after the first 5 minutes since we had the first pick. I'm okay with getting Cam Newton. God knows we need some offense and someone to build our team around.

xStraightxEdgexSaviorx
04-28-2011, 11:19 PM
As a Carolina Fan I was watching the Draft, but there was nothing to really watch after the first 5 minutes since we had the first pick. I'm okay with getting Cam Newton. God knows we need some offense and someone to build our team around.

I hope he turns out well for you guys. I'm a fan of the kid as a person and he seems like a good guy, but his shortage of experience worries me a bit. As for my Ravens, that was an ordeal. If you didn't know we missed our pick altogether and had the Cheifs jump in front of us. We still got the guy I wanted, but it made us look very unprofessional.

SilverLace
04-28-2011, 11:23 PM
I hope he turns out well for you guys. I'm a fan of the kid as a person and he seems like a good guy, but his shortage of experience worries me a bit. As for my Ravens, that was an ordeal. If you didn't know we missed our pick altogether and had the Cheifs jump in front of us. We still got the guy I wanted, but it made us look very unprofessional.

Turning our EFed into a football thread? No XOXO's for you tonight!

xStraightxEdgexSaviorx
04-28-2011, 11:26 PM
Turning our EFed into a football thread? No XOXO's for you tonight!

My apologies Laceman. I'll bring it back to JBW in a moment.

xStraightxEdgexSaviorx
04-29-2011, 02:01 AM
*Dave sent in yet another special report*

Well guys, it's no secret that JBW has been swept under recently by an unexpected youth movement (aka a lot of debuts and newer characters), but in all my years of working in the pro wrestling business I've never quite seen a guy like Mayhem's newest acquisition K-Jammin. First of all, immediately after signing with JBW, he actually sought me out to do an interview with him. Here is what happened on that day.

First things first, he had paid a young boy to set up a boombox where I was so he could have his own theme music (sounded like a variation to the Rocky theme) before entering the interview area. He finally comes out (about 45 minutes late to the interview that he set up) wearing an Armani suit with sunglasses and a fedora and we got the interview going.

K-Jammin: Dave my man, how'dya like the theme music?

Dave: Well I...

K-Jammin: Okay lets talk about me. What's your first question?

Dave: Okay, so tell me, how did you get to become a JBW superstar? What is your story?

K-Jammin: Well Dave that's a very interesting question with an even more interesting answer. I first heard of JBW when I was flipping through the channels one night and I saw an episode of Warfare. I started watching and I caught a match between 2 nobodies and I was actually starting to get bored, but what caught my attention was when the ring announcer mentioned the salaries that these jokers were making. I couldn't believe people were getting paid that much to do something as simple as wrestling. So then I figured "hey, your not really busy these days, and you can use some extra scratch, why not give this a shot?" Sure enough I made a call in to WWTNA Mark and he set up a meeting with TBO. I had one tryout match and they saw that I had what it took so they signed me immediately.

Dave: You really think what the guys do is easy? You know they put a lot of work into perfecting their crafts right?

K-Jammin: Listen Dave, of course their gonna struggle at doing their jobs, I mean, their not K-Jammin are they? I am K-Jammin, and I don't struggle at anything, especially not fighting. Look at these guns man *flexes his biceps* do you really think anyone can match me strength for strength? There's just no way.

Dave: That is impressive and I'm not doubting your fighting abilities, but I do think it's a bit naive to think doing the work that the JBW roster does is easy. Don't you?

K-Jammin: Okay okay, I might have hit a nerve there, but what you don't seem to realize is that I haven't lost a fight in my entire life and no one has really been even close. There isn't a single person on either roster that can match my talent level and that's a fact.

Dave: I think I have a few boys in mind that might disagree with you there.

K-Jammin: Like who? Name one guy you think can take me.

Dave: Mayhem World Champion Psycho Siaki for one.

K-Jammin: Wait wha..who?? Psycho Siaki? Look, he may be the champ right now, but as far as I'm concerned he's an illegitimate one. He hasn't had a competitor like me to deal with so how can he be a real champ?

Dave: Do you really think you can beat Psycho Siaki one on one?

K-Jammin: What a stupid..of course I can beat Psycho Siaki, are you kidding? *looks straight into the camera* Siaki, I challenge you one on one this Saturday, and your gonna accept that challenge and be grateful I'm giving you an opportunity to face a real man for once. That's it, this interview is over!! *Storms off the interview area*

Much to my surprise, the interview was not in fact over, as 20 minutes later I got a phone call from K-Jammin telling me he was gonna pick me up and continue the interview at a bar in town. He never picked me up and I had to hail a cab to the bar in question. Once there, K-Jammin proceeded to completely ignore me to talk to a lady friend which he had met. Finally, he acknowledged my existence once again and now he was leading both me and his new friend over to a booth in the back of the bar.

K-Jammin: *looks at the cameraman* You wanna keep that camera shooting from the waist up there chief? *lady dips her head underneath the booth*

Dave: Do you want me to come back at a later time or something?

K-Jammin: Nah it's okay I can keep going.

Dave: O..okay so we...

K-Jammin: She's just scratching my foot by the way. I have a really bad itch that she needs to rub out. So where were we?

Dave: We were talking about Psycho Siaki.

K-Jammin: Oh that piece of shit. He can run around calling himself champion all he wants, but until he faces a real competitor like K-Jammin to me he's a fraud simple as that. That's all I have to say on that matter so what's you next question?

Dave: What are your goals here in JBW? What do you look to accomplish?

K-Jammin: Well I kinda already answered this question, but.. *looks down* oh yeah right there baby...that itch is starting to feel real good now, but yeah, let me answer that question more thoroughly. I wanna make money, I wanna be a star, I want my name in lights and I'm willing to do anything to do it. If I gotta step over people and make them look like pieces of shit then I'm gonna do it.

Dave: Where do you think your ceiling is with this company? Are you planning on making it to the top?

K-Jammin: First of all, my ceiling isn't gonna be touched in this company. After my rise to the top here, I'm planning on bolting to where the real bucks are: Hollywood. I figure if a no talent hack like The Rock can do it, and if JBW already has people getting movie roles, than why can't I? But my aspirations in this company are of course to be the world champion. *looks down again* Jesus Christ baby you are one hellofa scratcher. If you don't wanna be that top guy in the company then you have no business in that company.

Dave: Well that's surprising. I didn't think your main goal would be to become the world champion considering what I've heard from you so far. I figured you really didn't care about championships as long as you had financial success here.

K-Jammin: Well duh Dave. The champ makes the most money. He's supposed to be the best in the company so he gets the fattest pay checks. I figured someone in the industry would be a little smarter than that.

Random bar patron: Get a fuckin room.

K-Jammin: Get a fucking life. Hey get back here!! *pushes girl off of him and runs after the guy*

After that K-Jammin and the other guy got into a big fight in the middle of the bar which resulted in the poor patron to be hospitalized. Me and K-Jammin tried to flee the scene at that point but the police had already showed up in the parking lot. Not so surprisingly, K-Jammin fingered me out to the police and I was arrested and released on bail. I have a court hearing on June 27th.

The Red Ryda
04-29-2011, 03:05 AM
how do i join? what the rules how do i play? can i b a bad guy???

The Brown One
04-29-2011, 03:19 AM
Are you sure about that eh?:p


how do i join? what the rules how do i play? can i b a bad guy???

Talk to either of these guys:
http://www.ewrestlingnews.com/community/member.php?6472-WWTNA-Mark

http://www.ewrestlingnews.com/community/member.php?1195-xStraightxEdgexSaviorx

They will tell you what to do :)

samoan619
04-29-2011, 12:52 PM
Talk to either of these guys:
http://www.ewrestlingnews.com/community/member.php?6472-WWTNA-Mark

http://www.ewrestlingnews.com/community/member.php?1195-xStraightxEdgexSaviorx

They will tell you what to do :)

He's been a member of Mayhem since the last time he wanted to join, his character is profile posted somewhere way in the backpages of this thread.. You can see him on page one though on the Mayhem list..

xStraightxEdgexSaviorx
04-29-2011, 12:56 PM
He's been a member of Mayhem since the last time he wanted to join, his character is profile posted somewhere way in the backpages of this thread.. You can see him on page one though on the Mayhem list..

Any response for K-Jammin champ?

samoan619
04-29-2011, 01:07 PM
*Dave sent in yet another special report*

Well guys, it's no secret that JBW has been swept under recently by an unexpected youth movement (aka a lot of debuts and newer characters), but in all my years of working in the pro wrestling business I've never quite seen a guy like Mayhem's newest acquisition K-Jammin. First of all, immediately after signing with JBW, he actually sought me out to do an interview with him. Here is what happened on that day.

First things first, he had paid a young boy to set up a boombox where I was so he could have his own theme music (sounded like a variation to the Rocky theme) before entering the interview area. He finally comes out (about 45 minutes late to the interview that he set up) wearing an Armani suit with sunglasses and a fedora and we got the interview going.

K-Jammin: Dave my man, how'dya like the theme music?

Dave: Well I...

K-Jammin: Okay lets talk about me. What's your first question?

Dave: Okay, so tell me, how did you get to become a JBW superstar? What is your story?

K-Jammin: Well Dave that's a very interesting question with an even more interesting answer. I first heard of JBW when I was flipping through the channels one night and I saw an episode of Warfare. I started watching and I caught a match between 2 nobodies and I was actually starting to get bored, but what caught my attention was when the ring announcer mentioned the salaries that these jokers were making. I couldn't believe people were getting paid that much to do something as simple as wrestling. So then I figured "hey, your not really busy these days, and you can use some extra scratch, why not give this a shot?" Sure enough I made a call in to WWTNA Mark and he set up a meeting with TBO. I had one tryout match and they saw that I had what it took so they signed me immediately.

Dave: You really think what the guys do is easy? You know they put a lot of work into perfecting their crafts right?

K-Jammin: Listen Dave, of course their gonna struggle at doing their jobs, I mean, their not K-Jammin are they? I am K-Jammin, and I don't struggle at anything, especially not fighting. Look at these guns man *flexes his biceps* do you really think anyone can match me strength for strength? There's just no way.

Dave: That is impressive and I'm not doubting your fighting abilities, but I do think it's a bit naive to think doing the work that the JBW roster does is easy. Don't you?

K-Jammin: Okay okay, I might have hit a nerve there, but what you don't seem to realize is that I haven't lost a fight in my entire life and no one has really been even close. There isn't a single person on either roster that can match my talent level and that's a fact.

Dave: I think I have a few boys in mind that might disagree with you there.

K-Jammin: Like who? Name one guy you think can take me.

Dave: Mayhem World Champion Psycho Siaki for one.

K-Jammin: Wait wha..who?? Psycho Siaki? Look, he may be the champ right now, but as far as I'm concerned he's an illegitimate one. He hasn't had a competitor like me to deal with so how can he be a real champ?

Dave: Do you really think you can beat Psycho Siaki one on one?

K-Jammin: What a stupid..of course I can beat Psycho Siaki, are you kidding? *looks straight into the camera* Siaki, I challenge you one on one this Saturday, and your gonna accept that challenge and be grateful I'm giving you an opportunity to face a real man for once. That's it, this interview is over!! *Storms off the interview area*

Much to my surprise, the interview was not in fact over, as 20 minutes later I got a phone call from K-Jammin telling me he was gonna pick me up and continue the interview at a bar in town. He never picked me up and I had to hail a cab to the bar in question. Once there, K-Jammin proceeded to completely ignore me to talk to a lady friend which he had met. Finally, he acknowledged my existence once again and now he was leading both me and his new friend over to a booth in the back of the bar.

K-Jammin: *looks at the cameraman* You wanna keep that camera shooting from the waist up there chief? *lady dips her head underneath the booth*

Dave: Do you want me to come back at a later time or something?

K-Jammin: Nah it's okay I can keep going.

Dave: O..okay so we...

K-Jammin: She's just scratching my foot by the way. I have a really bad itch that she needs to rub out. So where were we?

Dave: We were talking about Psycho Siaki.

K-Jammin: Oh that piece of shit. He can run around calling himself champion all he wants, but until he faces a real competitor like K-Jammin to me he's a fraud simple as that. That's all I have to say on that matter so what's you next question?

Dave: What are your goals here in JBW? What do you look to accomplish?

K-Jammin: Well I kinda already answered this question, but.. *looks down* oh yeah right there baby...that itch is starting to feel real good now, but yeah, let me answer that question more thoroughly. I wanna make money, I wanna be a star, I want my name in lights and I'm willing to do anything to do it. If I gotta step over people and make them look like pieces of shit then I'm gonna do it.

Dave: Where do you think your ceiling is with this company? Are you planning on making it to the top?

K-Jammin: First of all, my ceiling isn't gonna be touched in this company. After my rise to the top here, I'm planning on bolting to where the real bucks are: Hollywood. I figure if a no talent hack like The Rock can do it, and if JBW already has people getting movie roles, than why can't I? But my aspirations in this company are of course to be the world champion. *looks down again* Jesus Christ baby you are one hellofa scratcher. If you don't wanna be that top guy in the company then you have no business in that company.

Dave: Well that's surprising. I didn't think your main goal would be to become the world champion considering what I've heard from you so far. I figured you really didn't care about championships as long as you had financial success here.

K-Jammin: Well duh Dave. The champ makes the most money. He's supposed to be the best in the company so he gets the fattest pay checks. I figured someone in the industry would be a little smarter than that.

Random bar patron: Get a fuckin room.

K-Jammin: Get a fucking life. Hey get back here!! *pushes girl off of him and runs after the guy*

After that K-Jammin and the other guy got into a big fight in the middle of the bar which resulted in the poor patron to be hospitalized. Me and K-Jammin tried to flee the scene at that point but the police had already showed up in the parking lot. Not so surprisingly, K-Jammin fingered me out to the police and I was arrested and released on bail. I have a court hearing on June 27th.

Siaki:
K-Jammin aint shit but some talk.. Ill give you your match whenever you want it.. Whether if its in these streets, the prison system or in this ring, all fake thugs get stomped out and put into the place where they belong.. I could tell you was a bitch since the first sentence in ya interview... So all this hoo-ha broo-ha-ha talk, with no dues paid and nothing but barfights in ya history basically says you need to get in where you fit in.. And where you fit in is with the bitches and the snitches.. And we all know what happens to snitches & bitches they get tossed into ditches to be buried ala Joe Pesci on Casino.. You see the JBW is a lot of different things for a lot of different people, and I usually show my opponents the benefit of the doubt, I consider them challengers looking for glory... But for K-Jammin, this is gonna be a trip to the penitentary for you.. You're gonna learn yo place.. There is no love for a mufucka that thinks he can come into this yard and start runnin shit.. The only thing you're gonna be running is to go get our laundry.. You want to see what Athletic Aggression is all about?? Your gonna find out when I put your mouth onto the steel steps and stomp ya teeth out chump.. And with me, there is no words, this a guarantee...

ramjam
04-29-2011, 01:16 PM
Being a clown I play practical jokes. I buried the ice cream man's truck last night under a pile of horse manure. Hehehe, he's going to be mad!

xStraightxEdgexSaviorx
04-29-2011, 02:22 PM
Siaki:
K-Jammin aint shit but some talk.. Ill give you your match whenever you want it.. Whether if its in these streets, the prison system or in this ring, all fake thugs get stomped out and put into the place where they belong.. I could tell you was a bitch since the first sentence in ya interview... So all this hoo-ha broo-ha-ha talk, with no dues paid and nothing but barfights in ya history basically says you need to get in where you fit in.. And where you fit in is with the bitches and the snitches.. And we all know what happens to snitches & bitches they get tossed into ditches to be buried ala Joe Pesci on Casino.. You see the JBW is a lot of different things for a lot of different people, and I usually show my opponents the benefit of the doubt, I consider them challengers looking for glory... But for K-Jammin, this is gonna be a trip to the penitentary for you.. You're gonna learn yo place.. There is no love for a mufucka that thinks he can come into this yard and start runnin shit.. The only thing you're gonna be running is to go get our laundry.. You want to see what Athletic Aggression is all about?? Your gonna find out when I put your mouth onto the steel steps and stomp ya teeth out chump.. And with me, there is no words, this a guarantee...

Great work once again man. I have a feeling that K-Jammin might get what's coming to him come tomorrow. Sending you a vistor message.

Cena
04-29-2011, 09:24 PM
I liked the show. Soon Sam is going pop in there ok?

xStraightxEdgexSaviorx
04-29-2011, 10:05 PM
I liked the show. Soon Sam is going pop in there ok?

Who is Sam? Anyway, you wanna join? Your more than welcome to.

thedag
04-29-2011, 10:56 PM
Who is Sam? Anyway, you wanna join? Your more than welcome to.

he is part of the others.

samoan619
04-29-2011, 11:08 PM
Who is Sam? Anyway, you wanna join? Your more than welcome to.

I think Cena is the Great Cobra, if im not mistaken.. This is a report I found about him earlier...


*****BREAKING NEWS*******
EWNCW superstar, The Great Cobra, has been bitten in a freak accident preparing an entrance for his EWNCW shows.. His trainer, Scweez Yanutts, says that TGC wanted to work with a defanged Cobra for his upcoming career in the EWNCW.. What all went wrong was that he didnt listen to the snake specialist, grabbed a random Cobra out of the tank and was struck immediately.. The specialist, Liz Ardsecks, said that she told him that he must pick a Cobra, they would defang it and then he would have his new partner in the EWNCW... TGC told Ardsecks that he knows what he's doing because he is the Great Cobra and he has the power to control all snakes, he then went to the snake tank and grabbed the Indian King Cobra and was struck.. He immediately swelled up, his skin started to ripple and bubble, the paramedics came and now he is at the St Grim Reaper's hospital in Downtown.. We are awaiting word of his status as we speak, wait, im getting a message from the news van....... Oh my..... Helo everyone and with a heavy heart I must report that The Great Cobra has passed away.. He is survived by two parents, Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Dumm, six cats and a hamster at home.. He was only 23 years old and had an amazing career ahead of him at the EWNCW..

LOLOLOL yall know im kidding

xStraightxEdgexSaviorx
04-29-2011, 11:23 PM
I think Cena is the Great Cobra, if im not mistaken...


he is part of the others.

So I see. I still wanna know who Sam is lol.

WWTNA Mark
04-29-2011, 11:46 PM
Damn, been gone for a while! ;) So what did I miss?

WWTNA Mark
04-29-2011, 11:50 PM
I liked the show. Soon Sam is going pop in there ok?

Are you referring to the late, great Samson?

xStraightxEdgexSaviorx
04-30-2011, 12:30 AM
Are you referring to the late, great Samson?

Lol not to my knowledge.

samoan619
04-30-2011, 01:54 AM
Lets go Mayhem!!! *clap-clap-clapclapclap* Lets go Mayhem!!! *clap-clap-clapclapclap*

xStraightxEdgexSaviorx
04-30-2011, 02:09 AM
Lets go Mayhem!!! *clap-clap-clapclapclap* Lets go Mayhem!!! *clap-clap-clapclapclap*

Lol, it's looking good man. Anyway you would have the time to shoot me a promo for tomorrow? I'll send you a PM in the morning.

samoan619
04-30-2011, 02:14 AM
Lol, it's looking good man. Anyway you would have the time to shoot me a promo for tomorrow? I'll send you a PM in the morning.

Yessir, just pm me what direction I need to aim for and i'll get to it.. But just in case something comes up, I know Siaki is in good hands my brotha..

xStraightxEdgexSaviorx
04-30-2011, 02:40 AM
Yessir, just pm me what direction I need to aim for and i'll get to it.. But just in case something comes up, I know Siaki is in good hands my brotha..

PM sent man.

Just to let you guys know, if you want bragging rights over your fellow JBW comrades, starting this week I'm gonna institute a "promo of the month," segment here in JBW. I'll be the unbiased observer who chooses which promo wins for Mayhem, and WWTNA can choose the one for Warfare. I think this will breed a friendly competition amongst the ranks here in JBW, and an unintended consequence of this is that (hopefully) people will be stepping up their games on the promo front so we can further distance ourselves as the best e-fed on EWN. This, of course, was not my idea but I will take the ball and run with it. All credit does go to Leggo, who thought of this idea and quite a few others that I will be instituting over the next several weeks to come.

samoan619
04-30-2011, 02:58 AM
PM sent man.

Just to let you guys know, if you want bragging rights over your fellow JBW comrades, starting this week I'm gonna institute a "promo of the month," segment here in JBW. I'll be the unbiased observer who chooses which promo wins for Mayhem, and WWTNA can choose the one for Warfare. I think this will breed a friendly competition amongst the ranks here in JBW, and an unintended consequence of this is that (hopefully) people will be stepping up their games on the promo front so we can further distance ourselves as the best e-fed on EWN. This, of course, was not my idea but I will take the ball and run with it. All credit does go to Leggo, who thought of this idea and quite a few others that I will be instituting over the next several weeks to come.

Thats real dope for all the guys on JBW, great job brotha Leggo.. Seems like everyone is gonna be one upping each other on a constant basis lol.. SES and WWTNA have their work cut out for themselves with this one, there's gonna be a lot to choose from.. Also SES I sent a PM back brotha..

xStraightxEdgexSaviorx
04-30-2011, 03:39 AM
Thats real dope for all the guys on JBW, great job brotha Leggo.. Seems like everyone is gonna be one upping each other on a constant basis lol.. SES and WWTNA have their work cut out for themselves with this one, there's gonna be a lot to choose from.. Also SES I sent a PM back brotha..

Got it! Mayhem is looking in tip-top form again fellas!

xStraightxEdgexSaviorx
04-30-2011, 03:54 AM
*Straight from Ryan Clark on the EWN Homepage**

Major possible **SPOILER** on The Brown One's "Big Announcement" plus other Mayhem news:

Just getting word in from our trusted inside source that TBO's big announcement will be a debut. No word yet on who this debut could possibly be, but it has to be someone huge for TBO to claim it will "change the face of Mayhem forever." This would leave some to believe that someone big from EWNCW has in fact jumped ship to the Mayhem brand, but this is still considered to be a rumor at this time. More on this developing story later.

Other confirmed matches include Scottland vs. The Sleeper where if The Sleeper wins, he will be the new number one contender for the Mayhem TV Title, and Psycho Siaki vs. K-Jammin. We can also confirm that the "big announcement" will NOT be the debut of K-Jammin. Also, the debut of Silverdust's show and appearances by MassDinero are scheduled.


Advertisement:
**Shuriken to debut on Mayhem tonight! Challenges Siaki!**

HeelTurn
04-30-2011, 11:54 AM
*Straight from Ryan Clark on the EWN Homepage**

Major possible **SPOILER** on The Brown One's "Big Announcement" plus other Mayhem news:

Just getting word in from our trusted inside source that TBO's big announcement will be a debut. No word yet on who this debut could possibly be, but it has to be someone huge for TBO to claim it will "change the face of Mayhem forever." This would leave some to believe that someone big from EWNCW has in fact jumped ship to the Mayhem brand, but this is still considered to be a rumor at this time. More on this developing story later.

Other confirmed matches include Scottland vs. The Sleeper where if The Sleeper wins, he will be the new number one contender for the Mayhem TV Title, and Psycho Siaki vs. K-Jammin. We can also confirm that the "big announcement" will NOT be the debut of K-Jammin. Also, the debut of Silverdust's show and appearances by MassDinero are scheduled.


Advertisement:
**Shuriken to debut on Mayhem tonight! Challenges Siaki!**

Sounds good, but you never can trust that Ryan Clark :rolleyes:

WWTNA Mark
04-30-2011, 11:59 AM
*Straight from Ryan Clark on the EWN Homepage**

Major possible **SPOILER** on The Brown One's "Big Announcement" plus other Mayhem news:

Just getting word in from our trusted inside source that TBO's big announcement will be a debut. No word yet on who this debut could possibly be, but it has to be someone huge for TBO to claim it will "change the face of Mayhem forever." This would leave some to believe that someone big from EWNCW has in fact jumped ship to the Mayhem brand, but this is still considered to be a rumor at this time. More on this developing story later.

Other confirmed matches include Scottland vs. The Sleeper where if The Sleeper wins, he will be the new number one contender for the Mayhem TV Title, and Psycho Siaki vs. K-Jammin. We can also confirm that the "big announcement" will NOT be the debut of K-Jammin. Also, the debut of Silverdust's show and appearances by MassDinero are scheduled.


Advertisement:
**Shuriken to debut on Mayhem tonight! Challenges Siaki!**

Sounds like one hell of a show tonight!!! ;)

WWTNA Mark
04-30-2011, 12:00 PM
Sounds good, but you never can trust that Ryan Clark :rolleyes:

He copied is from the JBW homepage. ;)

Cena
04-30-2011, 12:06 PM
Are you referring to the late, great Samson?

Yes, SAMson.

WWTNA Mark
04-30-2011, 12:08 PM
Yes, SAMson.

Well ya said Sam so thats why I asked.

xStraightxEdgexSaviorx
04-30-2011, 12:24 PM
Yes, SAMson.

Hmm, it's an interesting notion that I have pondered before, but I wouldn't count on it.

Leggo
04-30-2011, 12:46 PM
New St George t-shirt, available on JBWshop.com.

Order now while stocks last!
http://www.google.co.uk/m/search?site=images&source=mog&hl=en&gl=uk&client=safari&q=st%20george%20tshirts#i=3

Leggo
04-30-2011, 12:49 PM
New St George t-shirt, available on JBWshop.com.

Order now while stocks last!
http://www.google.co.uk/m/search?site=images&source=mog&hl=en&gl=uk&client=safari&q=st%20george%20tshirts#i=3

Oh shit! It didn't work... Dam iPhone!

Leave it with me...

IPEEINTHESHOWER
04-30-2011, 12:56 PM
Breaking News!!!

This is your EWN Channel 28's favorite reporter Mr Shower with late breaking news. It appears that Mayhem tonight will be canceled due to what happened late last night. This reporter would like to take about the owner of JBW and

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_3a5BNWWw2J8/TIzoWTOrWII/AAAAAAAAAtM/XRfCsX5uOxg/S230/best+of+unfortunate+blow+job+incident.PNG

It was late breaking news last night and here is the update.

Around 1:30 in the morning last night WWTNA was arrested and accused of picking up Garfield NJ Officer who was posing as a male prostitute. We are still waiting on the mug shot from the NJ police department but in the meantime we have found a picture of WWTNA

http://www.joshholliday.com/X%20Stuff/Josh%20X%20Blog/www.x929.ca/shows/holliday/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/transvestite.jpg

Stay tuned to EWN Channel 28 as we have been told there is a lot more to this story. This is your favorite EWN's own Mr.Shower reporting live at the

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/46/149065767_eaee75855c.jpg

back to you in the studio.

MattElder
04-30-2011, 01:05 PM
Breaking News!!!

This is your EWN Channel 28's favorite reporter Mr Shower with late breaking news. It appears that Mayhem tonight will be canceled due to what happened late last night. This reporter would like to take about the owner of JBW and

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_3a5BNWWw2J8/TIzoWTOrWII/AAAAAAAAAtM/XRfCsX5uOxg/S230/best+of+unfortunate+blow+job+incident.PNG

It was late breaking news last night and here is the update.

Around 1:30 in the morning last night WWTNA was arrested and accused of picking up Garfield NJ Officer who was posing as a male prostitute. We are still waiting on the mug shot from the NJ police department but in the meantime we have found a picture of WWTNA

http://www.joshholliday.com/X%20Stuff/Josh%20X%20Blog/www.x929.ca/shows/holliday/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/transvestite.jpg

Stay tuned to EWN Channel 28 as we have been told there is a lot more to this story. This is your favorite EWN's own Mr.Shower reporting live at the

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/46/149065767_eaee75855c.jpg

back to you in the studio.

I love Mr showers work! always up to date on hot jbw topics

jhorton1215
04-30-2011, 01:18 PM
Like the XFL, you fail.

WWTNA Mark
04-30-2011, 01:34 PM
Like the XFL, you fail.

I agree. ;)

xStraightxEdgexSaviorx
04-30-2011, 02:20 PM
I'm writing the show now guys! It's looking really good!

Leggo
04-30-2011, 03:05 PM
I'm writing the show now guys! It's looking really good!

JBW! jBW! JBW!

I'm holding a sign up that says

Just
Bring
Whenever... Soon though lol

IPEEINTHESHOWER
04-30-2011, 03:16 PM
Like the XFL, you fail.

Its a shame you don't have a sense of humor. I thought the XFL was pretty good.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bR91LunuY_s&feature=related

Silverdust
04-30-2011, 03:18 PM
Its a shame you don't have a sense of humor. I thought the XFL was pretty good.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bR91LunuY_s&feature=related

Are you sad by the fact that the XFL didn't last? If you were in charge of the league at the time, what would you have done differently?

IPEEINTHESHOWER
04-30-2011, 03:37 PM
Are you sad by the fact that the XFL didn't last? If you were in charge of the league at the time, what would you have done differently?

Please allow me to give my infinite wisdom on this matter. Silverdust I would never compete with the NFL, that's a no win situation. Someone should have gave Vince that wisdom.

WWTNA Mark
04-30-2011, 03:43 PM
Please allow me to give my infinite wisdom on this matter. Silverdust I would never compete with the NFL, that's a no win situation. Someone should have gave Vince that wisdom.

I don't think Vince had the thought of competing with the NFL. I think the XFL was another league for guys that didn't make it to the big leagues to try there talent there. Its similar to the indys in wrestling.

SilverLace
04-30-2011, 03:45 PM
Please allow me to give my infinite wisdom on this matter. Silverdust I would never compete with the NFL, that's a no win situation. Someone should have gave Vince that wisdom.

Your wisdom leaves me with a tingling sensation inside. Many XOXO's coming your way!

IPEEINTHESHOWER
04-30-2011, 03:55 PM
Your wisdom leaves me with a tingling sensation inside. Many XOXO's coming your way!

You better take me out for dinner first.:D

SilverLace
04-30-2011, 04:10 PM
You better take me out for dinner first.:D

If you get cute with me, I will personally introduce you to my headscissors in which you will drool in happiness knowing your head is captured in the grasp of the most spectacular and sexiest legs of all time!

HeelTurn
04-30-2011, 04:12 PM
If you get cute with me, I will personally introduce you to my headscissors in which you will drool in happiness knowing your head is captured in the grasp of the most spectacular and sexiest legs of all time!

http://www.randyorton4u.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/WWE-Shocked-Randy-Orton-Bakstage-Picture.jpg

xStraightxEdgexSaviorx
04-30-2011, 04:22 PM
It seems this week on Mayhem there is a lot more back and forth between the talent...moreso than usual that is. As in, it's not as much long promos by one single guy as it is a lot of interactions with the wrestlers. It shouldn't take away from the show in any way, but I thought it was pretty interesting to note as it's kinda unprecedented. We'll see how the reception to the show is tonight, and if people like that style of writing than I may be more apt to do it in the future.

An infinitely more pressing matter though is what I've just heard about in the middle of writing this post. It appears that I have a pressing engagement that just sprung up right now, so I have two options: I can hurry up and write the show quickly and it may be a tad rushed towards the end, or I can wait and post the show late tonight. I'm leaning towards doing the former at this point because I have to work early in the morning tomorrow and I don't want to stay up real late tonight.

MattElder
04-30-2011, 04:26 PM
congrats JBW

xStraightxEdgexSaviorx
04-30-2011, 05:05 PM
Congratulations JBW for making it to 400 pages so quickly. We all have worked hard on getting there, and I think we deserve to give ourselves a pat on the back for doing so. As for Mayhem, it's almost done, but I still need to write one more segment and find a match. Then I have to proofread and make sure all the video's/links are in the proper order before I post. With that being said, I might have to wait until late tonight to post it. Sorry if this is an inconvenience to anyone but I have to go do this other thing.

WWTNA Mark
04-30-2011, 05:17 PM
Congratulations JBW for making it to 400 pages so quickly. We all have worked hard on getting there, and I think we deserve to give ourselves a pat on the back for doing so. As for Mayhem, it's almost done, but I still need to write one more segment and find a match. Then I have to proofread and make sure all the video's/links are in the proper order before I post. With that being said, I might have to wait until late tonight to post it. Sorry if this is an inconvenience to anyone but I have to go do this other thing.

Feels great to hit the big 400! Thanks to the JBW talent and writers, we are able to make this E-Fed successful! Also, I cannot wait for Mayhem tonight! I don't care when its posted tbh. This Mayhem is going to be great! ;)

WWTNA Mark
04-30-2011, 05:18 PM
congrats JBW

Thanks Matt! Congrats to EWNCW too for hitting 400!!! ;)

THEKEVINBRAND
04-30-2011, 05:25 PM
Thanks Matt! Congrats to EWNCW too for hitting 400!!! ;)

and 4000+ posts too :D

xStraightxEdgexSaviorx
04-30-2011, 05:31 PM
Dammit people, I couldn't find a good freakin match in time. I would have had it if that had gone smoothly. I'll have to post it tonight when I come back. It's 95% of the way done, it just needs a little bit of editing and that last frickin match. Lol...it's okay, it's just frustrating.

SilverLace
04-30-2011, 05:48 PM
Dammit people, I couldn't find a good freakin match in time. I would have had it if that had gone smoothly. I'll have to post it tonight when I come back. It's 95% of the way done, it just needs a little bit of editing and that last frickin match. Lol...it's okay, it's just frustrating.

Need a hug sunshine?

The Brown One
04-30-2011, 05:55 PM
PM sent man.

Just to let you guys know, if you want bragging rights over your fellow JBW comrades, starting this week I'm gonna institute a "promo of the month," segment here in JBW. I'll be the unbiased observer who chooses which promo wins for Mayhem, and WWTNA can choose the one for Warfare. I think this will breed a friendly competition amongst the ranks here in JBW, and an unintended consequence of this is that (hopefully) people will be stepping up their games on the promo front so we can further distance ourselves as the best e-fed on EWN. This, of course, was not my idea but I will take the ball and run with it. All credit does go to Leggo, who thought of this idea and quite a few others that I will be instituting over the next several weeks to come.

This sounds good. After all, promos are the most important thing in e-feds.

I'd like to add, congratulations JBW, for making it to 400 pages!!!
Its also my 5000th post, and what a better way to become a Black Ninja than do it in the JBW thread :D

thejman93
04-30-2011, 06:08 PM
This sounds good. After all, promos are the most important thing in e-feds.

I'd like to add, congratulations JBW, for making it to 400 pages!!!
Its also my 5000th post, and what a better way to become a Black Ninja than do it in the JBW thread :D

Congrats to my fellow JBWers for making this thread (and this fed) a rousing success and a big, Big, BIG round of applause for my man TBO reaching 5000 posts! :D

WWTNA Mark
04-30-2011, 06:08 PM
This sounds good. After all, promos are the most important thing in e-feds.

I'd like to add, congratulations JBW, for making it to 400 pages!!!
Its also my 5000th post, and what a better way to become a Black Ninja than do it in the JBW thread :D

Thanks Brown One and congrats on being Black Ninja!!!

THEKEVINBRAND
04-30-2011, 06:13 PM
i just gave you guys 4000 and you're welcome