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Robareid
04-08-2012, 11:25 AM
In all honesty, I don't really care about it. I just like saying Woo hoo!!

Don't tell me you didn't get a tiny little kick out of it. We all do, no matter how hard we try to hide it.

And who doesn't like saying woo hoo :)

RomanFlare
04-08-2012, 11:29 AM
In all honesty, I don't really care about it. I just like saying Woo hoo!!

How dare you move up a post-group without me! YOU ASSHOLE! *covers his post count*

Robareid
04-08-2012, 11:31 AM
Trinity is the cool group, it's not the "I'm a newbie" group, but it's not the "I have no life" group either (sorry Ghosty ;))

K-Jammin
04-08-2012, 11:31 AM
How dare you move up a post-group without me! YOU ASSHOLE! *covers his post count*

Oh please, you moved up ages ago you filthy post slut.

HolyJose2391
04-08-2012, 12:04 PM
Trinity is the cool group, it's not the "I'm a newbie" group, but it's not the "I have no life" group either (sorry Ghosty ;))

Hey you leave us Black Ninja's alone we are master of postwhorejitsu

Rehmix
04-08-2012, 12:15 PM
Yay for Super Members!

Robareid
04-08-2012, 12:29 PM
Yay for Super Members!

Yay, go you *cough*newb*cough* ;)

Broc
04-08-2012, 01:03 PM
R(ob), Butcher, HWA, sueing? Or am I barking up the wrong tree

Yeah you got that one right. Wasn't sure how many actually remembered it. That is oddly one of my favorite HWA moments though. That and Kev's... uh, "retirement ceremony."

thejman93
04-08-2012, 02:05 PM
Yeah you got that one right. Wasn't sure how many actually remembered it. That is oddly one of my favorite HWA moments though. That and Kev's... uh, "retirement ceremony."

Honestly, reading that show was the reason I joined HWA. I kinda, like, joined out of pity.

Now it's my second home.

Oh and Happy Easter kids!

Broc
04-08-2012, 02:08 PM
Honestly, reading that show was the reason I joined HWA. I kinda, like, joined out of pity.

Now it's my second home.

Oh and Happy Easter kids!

I think you probably would have joined anyway seeing how you were on AWF when it went down. Still though, you've done great. That promo you cut on Thunder for Havoc was truly excellent.

thejman93
04-08-2012, 02:11 PM
I think you probably would have joined anyway seeing how you were on AWF when it went down. Still though, you've done great. That promo you cut on Thunder for Havoc was truly excellent.

We had about a year and a half's worth of material on each other.

Broc
04-08-2012, 02:13 PM
We had about a year and a half's worth of material on each other.

Like they say; better late than never.

PandaMassacre
04-08-2012, 02:14 PM
EASTER! (: I am eating this huge piece of ham. I feel like a Zombie. Grawr.

thejman93
04-08-2012, 02:15 PM
Like they say; better late than never.

Yup.

Alright folks, I'm out for the day.

Enjoy the holiday.

HolyJose2391
04-08-2012, 02:25 PM
Someone mention an AWF? What the hell is that?

Broc
04-08-2012, 02:33 PM
Someone mention an AWF? What the hell is that?
What's a AWF?

HolyJose2391
04-08-2012, 02:49 PM
What's a AWF?
I have no idea what that is

Robareid
04-08-2012, 03:41 PM
What's a AWF?

Text speak for awful?

Robareid
04-08-2012, 03:57 PM
Oh, Im probably well out of touch, but whatever happened to the second and third EWNCW vs. JBW PPVs? Last I heard we were on the brink of the second, what happened? I had assumed relationships went south, but Id like to hear it from the horse's mouth

thejman93
04-08-2012, 03:58 PM
Oh, Im probably well out of touch, but whatever happened to the second and third EWNCW vs. JBW PPVs? Last I heard we were on the brink of the second, what happened? I had assumed relationships went south, but Id like to hear it from the horse's mouth

I think the relationship is still okay, but the two remaining shows have been cancelled.

Robareid
04-08-2012, 04:06 PM
I think the relationship is still okay, but the two remaining shows have been cancelled.

May I enquire as to why?

thejman93
04-08-2012, 04:09 PM
May I enquire as to why?

That one is above my pay grade, bro.

Ask Kash or Tommy.

HolyJose2391
04-08-2012, 05:08 PM
That one is above my pay grade, bro.

Ask Kash or Tommy.
^this. Very few people know and if you want to inquire ask Kash dunno if he'll give you an answer though

Robareid
04-08-2012, 05:15 PM
^this. Very few people know and if you want to inquire ask Kash dunno if he'll give you an answer though

You know what, fuck it. I was just trying to catch up, and if the info hasnt been released publically I dont really need to know. Its not worth bother Kash over, he's a busy man

Poot-Hair
04-08-2012, 06:11 PM
What..the..fuck..did...I..do..last..night? I remember getting into a fight and beating the shit outta one of my buddies (or now used to be buddy lol) but why the hell was I wet and covered in mud?

HolyJose2391
04-08-2012, 06:12 PM
What..the..fuck..did...I..do..last..night? I remember getting into a fight and beating the shit outta one of my buddies (or now used to be buddy lol) but why the hell was I wet and covered in mud?
June 24th 2012 that is what I wish to wake up to hahahahaha good night?

Poot-Hair
04-08-2012, 06:18 PM
June 24th 2012 that is what I wish to wake up to hahahahaha good night?From what I remember of it, it was a pretty good night. Started out with a fifth of Southern Comfort and a half gallon of Rich & Rare. Had a buddy come by with a fifth of Jameson's Irish Whiskey and things went fuzzy.

Dipshit was trying to hit on my old lady while I wasn't around. She told him she wasn't interested, I told him to back off. He persisted and he tried to fight me.

I'm a combat trained Marine, and he was a beligerently drunken asshole....It was one sided all the way.

But how the holy FUCK did I get wet and muddy??

HolyJose2391
04-08-2012, 06:21 PM
From what I remember of it, it was a pretty good night. Started out with a fifth of Southern Comfort and a half gallon of Rich & Rare. Had a buddy come by with a fifth of Jameson's Irish Whiskey and things went fuzzy.

Dipshit was trying to hit on my old lady while I wasn't around. She told him she wasn't interested, I told him to back off. He persisted and he tried to fight me.

I'm a combat trained Marine, and he was a beligerently drunken asshole....It was one sided all the way.

But how the holy FUCK did I get wet and muddy??
Hilarious!!!!!! Rule number one of drunken fights don't fuck with a Marine and I wanna know that too....

Poot-Hair
04-08-2012, 06:27 PM
Hilarious!!!!!! Rule number one of drunken fights don't fuck with a Marine and I wanna know that too.... My girl don't drink and I asked her. She said after the fight, I drug the dude to his car, threw him in, then kicked his driver's side window out. I was outside for about 15 minutes and when I came back, I was wet and covered in mud. I don't really remember any of that lol.

I do however have a broke knuckle and an imprint of his mouth on my fist. Fucking epic because it had been awhile I felt just how fucking GOOD it feels to literally hit someone so hard you feel their face crunch on your hand.

HolyJose2391
04-08-2012, 06:30 PM
My girl don't drink and I asked her. She said after the fight, I drug the dude to his car, threw him in, then kicked his driver's side window out. I was outside for about 15 minutes and when I came back, I was wet and covered in mud. I don't really remember any of that lol.

I do however have a broke knuckle and an imprint of his mouth on my fist. Fucking epic because it had been awhile I felt just how fucking GOOD it feels to literally hit someone so hard you feel their face crunch on your hand.
Lol glad you had a great night

AirBourne
04-08-2012, 07:33 PM
My reaction to Poot's Night =

o_0

Rated_R(ob)KO
04-08-2012, 07:58 PM
Well, I'm here. Ugh. I really don't want to be at work KNOWING I have four days off this week! Again, anyone need anything from me, PLEASE PM me so I can do it. Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday and go back LATE on Friday night. Other than that, hope everyone had a great Easter and moreso I'm hoping there's gonna be some sort of convos happening tonight. Jabe thread has been mad dead lately.\\

RomanFlare
04-08-2012, 08:02 PM
Well, I'm here. Ugh. I really don't want to be at work KNOWING I have four days off this week! Again, anyone need anything from me, PLEASE PM me so I can do it. Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday and go back LATE on Friday night. Other than that, hope everyone had a great Easter and moreso I'm hoping there's gonna be some sort of convos happening tonight. Jabe thread has been mad dead lately.\\

Sounds like a SOTE episode might be on time this week! >:D I hope you tear into Vince McMahon's hard-on for insta-ratings as hard as you ride me on that show. Say hi to Tom.

Rated_R(ob)KO
04-08-2012, 08:31 PM
Sounds like a SOTE episode might be on time this week! >:D I hope you tear into Vince McMahon's hard-on for insta-ratings as hard as you ride me on that show. Say hi to Tom.

Dunno if anyone paid attention but, Tom uploaded the new episode that we recorded yesterday. And yeah, this weeks will be definitely on time. NO doubt in that man.

RomanFlare
04-08-2012, 08:33 PM
Dunno if anyone paid attention but, Tom uploaded the new episode that we recorded yesterday. And yeah, this weeks will be definitely on time. NO doubt in that man.

I haven't listened in weeks--I keep forgetting and getting randomly busy. I'll give it a listen tomorrow.

Rated_R(ob)KO
04-08-2012, 08:34 PM
I haven't listened in weeks--I keep forgetting and getting randomly busy. I'll give it a listen tomorrow.

We haven't posted in weeks so, you haven't missed anything actually lol. I finally got to use my new mic that I bought over a month ago and it sounds a LOT better than before! Pleasantly surprised by it!

zapphoman
04-09-2012, 12:00 AM
Just got done with my parts of the upcoming show...damn guys. WE ARE COMING BACK!!! JBW IS GOING TO BE BETTER THAN EVER!!! This will be a new era for JBW and oh it is just going to get better and better!

SilverGhost
04-09-2012, 01:53 AM
IC as Shuriken: Soon, my quest to the top will be shown throughout the entire world!

IC as ???: AHAHAHAHA! All these lads....not enough backbone! Ye' best be ready for the damnation ahead. Life is cruel....just like the sea....I WILL BE MERCILESS!

Enforcer23
04-09-2012, 03:13 AM
Just got done with my parts of the upcoming show...damn guys. WE ARE COMING BACK!!! JBW IS GOING TO BE BETTER THAN EVER!!! This will be a new era for JBW and oh it is just going to get better and better!

*eating popcorn slowly without taking eyes off screen* this right here...sounds good

Rated_R(ob)KO
04-09-2012, 03:32 AM
Just got done with my parts of the upcoming show...damn guys. WE ARE COMING BACK!!! JBW IS GOING TO BE BETTER THAN EVER!!! This will be a new era for JBW and oh it is just going to get better and better!

There's a classic phrase out there and I'm sure to match it with a friendly wager... "Anything you can do, I can do better." :) In all seriousness though.. I like the pairings of the writers for shows:

WARFare - Ka$h and Zapphoman
Mayhem - R(ob) and SouthernBlood
SHOWDOWN! - Poot-Hair and JMan

Those are some damn strong combos right there. Once the ball gets 100% rolling with the Draft show, it's all on from there.

Enforcer23
04-09-2012, 03:40 AM
There's a classic phrase out there and I'm sure to match it with a friendly wager... "Anything you can do, I can do better." :) In all seriousness though.. I like the pairings of the writers for shows:

WARFare - Ka$h and Zapphoman
Mayhem - R(ob) and SouthernBlood
SHOWDOWN! - Poot-Hair and JMan

Those are some damn strong combos right there. Once the ball gets 100% rolling with the Draft show, it's all on from there.

they are some good pairings...i dont know who southernblood is but im sure his good to be your partner R(OB)

and i cant wait to get kick started on my return and so forth...for anyone who is wondering about who my guy is/was then check out his bio i just posted in the roster thread on our website and on here EWN

Rated_R(ob)KO
04-09-2012, 03:45 AM
they are some good pairings...i dont know who southernblood is but im sure his good to be your partner R(OB)

and i cant wait to get kick started on my return and so forth...for anyone who is wondering about who my guy is/was then check out his bio i just posted in the roster thread on our website and on here EWN

I PM'd you a little something, something lol. Not to mention we have a few more things coming down the pipeline soone enough as well.

Rated_R(ob)KO
04-09-2012, 03:48 AM
IC as ???: AHAHAHAHA! All these lads....not enough backbone! Ye' best be ready for the damnation ahead. Life is cruel....just like the sea....I WILL BE MERCILESS!

Artemis Eclipse: "So, I've been in EWA awaiting to have my full-time return to JBW and what do I see upon my visit? This shit right fucking here. A fucking pirate... and I hear we have a damned alien too? WTF is this shit? Ripley's Believe It Or Not? The fuck man..."

Destruction
04-09-2012, 03:52 AM
Artemis Eclipse: "So, I've been in EWA awaiting to have my full-time return to JBW and what do I see upon my visit? This shit right fucking here. A fucking pirate... and I hear we have a damned alien too? WTF is this shit? Ripley's Believe It Or Not? The fuck man..."


ET: I used to like you man, but if you don't like aliens then you can fuck off. I'm taking over here

Enforcer23
04-09-2012, 03:56 AM
I PM'd you a little something, something lol. Not to mention we have a few more things coming down the pipeline soone enough as well.

replied :D we have alot to get threw im guessing well atleast i do :)

Rated_R(ob)KO
04-09-2012, 04:03 AM
ET: I used to like you man, but if you don't like aliens then you can fuck off. I'm taking over here

Artemis Eclipse: Blink, Blink "Wow... you can speak? How can you like me when we never interacted? I'm not against aliens... just a bit weirded out." Pokes ET.

Destruction
04-09-2012, 04:05 AM
Artemis Eclipse: Blink, Blink "Wow... you can speak? How can you like me when we never interacted? I'm not against aliens... just a bit weirded out." Pokes ET.

ET: Listen to my promo on Draft Night. That's my backstory, and all the information you need *Pokes Back*

Enforcer23
04-09-2012, 04:07 AM
ET: Listen to my promo on Draft Night. That's my backstory, and all the information you need *Pokes Back*

when is draftnight expected to be posted????? or when is the next show to be posted

Rated_R(ob)KO
04-09-2012, 04:11 AM
ET: Listen to my promo on Draft Night. That's my backstory, and all the information you need *Pokes Back*

Artemis's eyes get big as the squishy finger that poked him is retreating.

Artemis Eclipse: "Your skin is weird... and squishy. That is awkward. Squishy thing is squishy... and weird."

Artemis begins poking ET repeatedly and looking more and more content each time he does it. ET goes to walk away but Artemis keeps following. They walk in circles as ET tries to shoo him away.

Artemis Eclipse: "Don't run!!! I MUST POKE YOU!!!!"

Rated_R(ob)KO
04-09-2012, 04:12 AM
when is draftnight expected to be posted????? or when is the next show to be posted

My assumption is this week.

Destruction
04-09-2012, 04:13 AM
Artemis's eyes get big as the squishy finger that poked him is retreating.

Artemis Eclipse: "Your skin is weird... and squishy. That is awkward. Squishy thing is squishy... and weird."

Artemis begins poking ET repeatedly and looking more and more content each time he does it. ET goes to walk away but Artemis keeps following. They walk in circles as ET tries to shoo him away.

Artemis Eclipse: "Don't run!!! I MUST POKE YOU!!!!"

ET: LEAVE ME ALONE STALKER. I HATE YOU

*Continues to run away*

Rated_R(ob)KO
04-09-2012, 04:16 AM
ET: LEAVE ME ALONE STALKER. I HATE YOU

*Continues to run away*

Artemis Eclipse: "I will buy you all the Reese's Pieces you want if you stay still so I can just poke you, DAMNIT!!!"

Artemis chases him and continues poking.

Destruction
04-09-2012, 04:17 AM
Artemis Eclipse: "I will buy you all the Reese's Pieces you want if you stay still so I can just poke you, DAMNIT!!!"

Artemis chases him and continues poking.

*ET stops and lets Eclipse poke him*

Rated_R(ob)KO
04-09-2012, 04:23 AM
*ET stops and lets Eclipse poke him*

Artemis Eclipse: "YESSSSSSSS!!!!"

Artemis ends up poking ET for more than 36 hours like a giddy (no pun intended) little school boy until he falls asleep. ET takes all the money out of Eclipse's wallet, throws it on him and walks away. Artemis wakes up the next day and sees the money missing.

Artemis Eclipse: "It was all worth it."

Robareid
04-09-2012, 04:27 AM
*ET stops and lets Eclipse poke him*

IC: *Walks in* *Sees male bonding session* *Walks out*

Destruction
04-09-2012, 04:58 AM
Artemis Eclipse: "YESSSSSSSS!!!!"

Artemis ends up poking ET for more than 36 hours like a giddy (no pun intended) little school boy until he falls asleep. ET takes all the money out of Eclipse's wallet, throws it on him and walks away. Artemis wakes up the next day and sees the money missing.

Artemis Eclipse: "It was all worth it."


ET: Pun was intended.

OOC: I'm even younger than Giddy *Don't tell anyone*

Robareid
04-09-2012, 05:32 AM
ET: Pun was intended.

OOC: I'm even younger than Giddy *Don't tell anyone*

When talking with you and Giddy I almost feel old... I'd hate to be Leggs in that situation ;)

Destruction
04-09-2012, 05:35 AM
When talking with you and Giddy I almost feel old... I'd hate to be Leggs in that situation ;)

*Points out Giddy is 2.5 weeks older than Robba*

36 - He's even older than Tomsta and Mojo Tartarus ;)

Robareid
04-09-2012, 05:51 AM
*Points out Giddy is 2.5 weeks older than Robba*

36 - He's even older than Tomsta and Mojo Tartarus ;)

Giddy is older than me? No way, I thought he was still 14!

Robareid
04-09-2012, 05:54 AM
Giddy is older than me? No way, I thought he was still 14!

Actually no, that was Pau wasn't it... Damn you Giddy!

And yes, I did just quote myself ;)

Destruction
04-09-2012, 05:54 AM
Giddy is older than me? No way, I thought he was still 14!

No, you know his name used to be giddy22897

Well 2/28/97 is his birth date

Robareid
04-09-2012, 06:03 AM
Sad panda :(

Rated_R(ob)KO
04-09-2012, 07:14 AM
I'm 27. I feel old.

B-MCINTYRE
04-09-2012, 07:51 AM
I'm 27. I feel old.
You are old.

HolyJose2391
04-09-2012, 07:52 AM
There's a classic phrase out there and I'm sure to match it with a friendly wager... "Anything you can do, I can do better." :) In all seriousness though.. I like the pairings of the writers for shows:

WARFare - Ka$h and Zapphoman
Mayhem - R(ob) and SouthernBlood
SHOWDOWN! - Poot-Hair and JMan
Octane-HJ and TNAWhat

Those are some damn strong combos right there. Once the ball gets 100% rolling with the Draft show, it's all on from there.
missed one :p

HolyJose2391
04-09-2012, 07:55 AM
I'm going to be 21 I feel old.....

Rated_R(ob)KO
04-09-2012, 07:58 AM
missed one :p

Actually, didn't miss one. You guys haven't had an episode yet. You haven't even been established. Hell, I haven't even been asked for any promos yet! :P AWF Part Deux, Electric Bugaloo!! HAHA!!

HolyJose2391
04-09-2012, 08:01 AM
Actually, didn't miss one. You guys haven't had an episode yet. You haven't even been established. Hell, I haven't even been asked for any promos yet! :P AWF Part Deux, Electric Bugaloo!! HAHA!!
well we're working on the opening segment I just realized one of them hasn't been seen here in a few weeks but still :p

RomanFlare
04-09-2012, 09:36 AM
There's a classic phrase out there and I'm sure to match it with a friendly wager... "Anything you can do, I can do better." :) In all seriousness though.. I like the pairings of the writers for shows:

WARFare - Ka$h and Zapphoman
Mayhem - R(ob) and SouthernBlood
SHOWDOWN! - Poot-Hair and JMan

Those are some damn strong combos right there. Once the ball gets 100% rolling with the Draft show, it's all on from there.

Rome likes. I can't wait to work with Ka$h and Zapphoman!.








I MEAN, WHO KNOWS WHAT'S HAPPENING ON DRAFT NIGHT! *shifty glance*

Snair
04-09-2012, 10:11 AM
Draft show not yet posted
http://www.almightydad.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/very-angry-boy.jpg

Rehmix
04-09-2012, 10:39 AM
Rome likes. I can't wait to work with Ka$h and Zapphoman!.


I MEAN, WHO KNOWS WHAT'S HAPPENING ON DRAFT NIGHT! *shifty glance*

*Sits back and waits for Rome to be buried on Showdown!*

IC: Get the Shovel!

Giddy
04-09-2012, 11:05 AM
Sad panda :(
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHaHAHaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA

Until last month I thought you were like 19-20

zapphoman
04-09-2012, 11:15 AM
Draft show not yet posted
http://www.almightydad.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/very-angry-boy.jpg

Don't worry Snair, it will be posted very soon. Within the next two days at the most.

I'm 26 and I feel old. Maybe I should go outside more, although I do go outside to smoke. I feel like a vampire when the sun hits me.

(Steps outside, feels the sun burn, hisses at sun)

thejman93
04-09-2012, 11:28 AM
Working on that AW....errrrr....JBW: Octane promo now Holy.

Snair
04-09-2012, 11:31 AM
Don't worry Snair, it will be posted very soon. Within the next two days at the most.

I'm 26 and I feel old. Maybe I should go outside more, although I do go outside to smoke. I feel like a vampire when the sun hits me.

(Steps outside, feels the sun burn, hisses at sun)

No problem broski,I just get emotional at times;)

Rated_R(ob)KO
04-09-2012, 11:55 AM
Working on that AW....errrrr....JBW: Octane promo now Holy.

Octane you say? Why aren't Artemis and JMan continuing their feud?

thejman93
04-09-2012, 11:56 AM
Octane you say? Why aren't Artemis and JMan continuing their feud?

I.....ummmmm.....

Talk to Holy?

Broc
04-09-2012, 11:58 AM
I.....ummmmm.....

Talk to Holy?

You never answered my question you Focker!

And R(ob) You still no tell me about video!

Kash, you still no post draft show!

Everything is just going insane here!!!!!



Actually, no. This seems pretty normal actually.

Rated_R(ob)KO
04-09-2012, 11:58 AM
I.....ummmmm.....

Talk to Holy?

Rassumfrassumfuckingbullshit... also, just to be original, Artemis has a new knockout punch. He's only going to use it in desperate situations and not as a finisher. His will be named "Greetings From Boston, Bitch".

Rated_R(ob)KO
04-09-2012, 11:59 AM
You never answered my question you Focker!

And R(ob) You still no tell me about video!

Kash, you still no post draft show!

Everything is just going insane here!!!!!



Actually, no. This seems pretty normal actually.

Look Jew nose, I slept. I just woke up. I'll check now. Prick. :P

thejman93
04-09-2012, 12:05 PM
You never answered my question you Focker!

And R(ob) You still no tell me about video!

Kash, you still no post draft show!

Everything is just going insane here!!!!!



Actually, no. This seems pretty normal actually.


Look Jew nose, I slept. I just woke up. I'll check now. Prick. :P

Take it easy, fellas....

It's just an efed.

And Broc, I'm working on a promo now.

RomanFlare
04-09-2012, 12:07 PM
Take it easy, fellas....

It's just an efed.

And Broc, I'm working on a promo now.

You gonna take that shit from Dubs in the EWN Fantasy Baseball League? HUH?!

Naw, I'm just playing. He probably wasn't serious when he said he'd go all Bill Goldberg on your ass this week.

Broc
04-09-2012, 12:11 PM
Look Jew nose, I slept. I just woke up. I'll check now. Prick. :P

Excellent.


Take it easy, fellas....

It's just an efed.

And Broc, I'm working on a promo now.

https://encrypted-tbn3.google.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQBqgvMghtxRvNCoueV8t8m6j7MzE1Zn o_0CUBCRajGfwnglAWacw

Giddy
04-09-2012, 12:13 PM
Take it easy, fellas....

It's just an efed.

And Broc, I'm working on a promo now.
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_Coz_cpLaGSw/S9bCDcgoqBI/AAAAAAAABCQ/4njcguAZHY4/s1600/serious+business.jpg

thejman93
04-09-2012, 12:14 PM
Excellent.



https://encrypted-tbn3.google.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQBqgvMghtxRvNCoueV8t8m6j7MzE1Zn o_0CUBCRajGfwnglAWacw

Lol... I didn't see R(ob)'s ":P" at first.

HolyJose2391
04-09-2012, 12:24 PM
Octane you say? Why aren't Artemis and JMan continuing their feud?
We got plans for arty which you should know :p just check the site

SilverGhost
04-09-2012, 12:27 PM
Artemis Eclipse: "So, I've been in EWA awaiting to have my full-time return to JBW and what do I see upon my visit? This shit right fucking here. A fucking pirate... and I hear we have a damned alien too? WTF is this shit? Ripley's Believe It Or Not? The fuck man..."


IC as ???: Ah....it seems that ye' have a issue with my being here in Justifiably Brutal Wrasslin'. If ye' want to become my first poor and ignorant soul to be beaten by me, then by all means....meet me in the squared circle. Ye' negligence will be ye's downfall....and mines victory.

RomanFlare
04-09-2012, 01:28 PM
IC: Where the hell has that pansy-ass Caesar been? At least Jman and Jammin' have the common, albeit it unfortunate because of their nauseating appearances, curtsey to actually show themselves before I embarrass them in front of the world.

Robareid
04-09-2012, 01:42 PM
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHaHAHaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA

Until last month I thought you were like 19-20

I don't quite know how to take that...

Broc
04-09-2012, 01:44 PM
I don't quite know how to take that...

He's not the only one, me and Sully both thought that too.

Rated_R(ob)KO
04-09-2012, 01:48 PM
Mmmmm... fish and chips.

samoan619
04-09-2012, 01:52 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h-R9VLrVpFQ

Robareid
04-09-2012, 02:02 PM
He's not the only one, me and Sully both thought that too.

Really? Any reason why?

Giddy
04-09-2012, 02:04 PM
Really? Any reason why?
IDK. I thought the same thing about Destruction

Broc
04-09-2012, 02:04 PM
Really? Any reason why?

You just act mature I guess, it's not like we can really assume someone's age over the internet.

Rated_R(ob)KO
04-09-2012, 02:05 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h-R9VLrVpFQ

Hostility or tease? MAKE YOUR DECISION!!

SilverGhost
04-09-2012, 02:07 PM
IC as Seth: WHERE THE FUCK IS THAT PUNK ASS BITCH, REDRUM!? OR THAT ECLIPSE FUCKER!?

*brings a whole box of lighttubes*

SLEEPY LOCO1
04-09-2012, 02:08 PM
You just act mature I guess, it's not like we can really assume someone's age over the internet.

It's pretty easy with some members here.

samoan619
04-09-2012, 02:16 PM
Hostility or tease? MAKE YOUR DECISION!!

Just one of the older tease vids I did for V3 back in the beginning.. I cant wait for the next supershow!!

Leggo
04-09-2012, 02:51 PM
Just one of the older tease vids I did for V3 back in the beginning.. I cant wait for the next supershow!!

Ah the good old days... I remember that vid well bruv and all of our cryptic messages that nobody saw coming lol

Destruction
04-09-2012, 02:56 PM
IDK. I thought the same thing about Destruction

You thought I was 19ish. Wow, I'm just over 5ft (height's never been great for me), 14, and started planning for my GCSE's this year. I guess averaging an A* in English, and an A in Maths 2 years early make me seem older.

ObscureRessurection
04-09-2012, 03:07 PM
So JBW returns Tonight?

Rated_R(ob)KO
04-09-2012, 03:28 PM
Just one of the older tease vids I did for V3 back in the beginning.. I cant wait for the next supershow!!

No more Supershows, bruv. We're back to normal. WARFare, Mayhem and SHOWDOWN! are all up and being worked on again.

thejman93
04-09-2012, 03:31 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h-R9VLrVpFQ

Hmmmmmmm.....

I remember that angle....Maybe a tease of things to come?

Rehmix
04-09-2012, 03:47 PM
Let's do it. Time for the Draft!

thejman93
04-09-2012, 03:53 PM
Let's do it. Time for the Draft!

And then....SHOWDOWN!

Brought to you by the redneck and the east coaster.

Rehmix
04-09-2012, 04:03 PM
And then....SHOWDOWN!

Brought to you by the redneck and the east coaster.

What the fuck is a SHOWDOWN!?

thejman93
04-09-2012, 04:11 PM
What the fuck is a SHOWDOWN!?

It's the show where Redrum gets buried

Just kiddin' R(ob)!

Robareid
04-09-2012, 04:20 PM
It's the show where Redrum gets buried

Just kiddin' R(ob)!

Why has everyone started using spoilers? It's really annoying when one is viewing from one's phone

Rehmix
04-09-2012, 04:22 PM
Why has everyone started using spoilers? It's really annoying when one is viewing from one's phone

It just says where RedRum gets buried.

HolyJose2391
04-09-2012, 04:36 PM
Why has everyone started using spoilers? It's really annoying when one is viewing from one's phone
Really it's easy to view on my phone :p iPhone 4S FTW!

Destruction
04-09-2012, 04:39 PM
Why has everyone started using spoilers? It's really annoying when one is viewing from one's phone

Hi Boss man

Robareid
04-09-2012, 04:41 PM
Really it's easy to view on my phone :p iPhone 4S FTW!

Well fack you and your technilogical superiority! Ive got a Samsung Ch@t, and it dont fucking work for me, isnt that all that matters? :D

SilverGhost
04-09-2012, 04:42 PM
Destruction's character has Suarez's Derpy face

HolyJose2391
04-09-2012, 04:49 PM
Well fack you and your technilogical superiority! Ive got a Samsung Ch@t, and it dont fucking work for me, isnt that all that matters? :D
Hey hey hey I used an entire paycheck to buy my phone it was fucking worth it! :p and gotta love Phones that don't work for you :p

SilverGhost
04-09-2012, 04:54 PM
Hey hey hey I used an entire paycheck to buy my phone it was fucking worth it! :p and gotta love Phones that don't work for you :p

Yeah! I have a crappy phone but it has done me wonders. I don't need this alien shit. I have a phone!

K-Jammin
04-09-2012, 05:25 PM
Destruction's character has Suarez's Derpy face

Are you still a Liverpool fan? :(

SilverGhost
04-09-2012, 05:54 PM
Are you still a Liverpool fan? :(

No lol xD I am now.....UNDECIDED!

Rated_R(ob)KO
04-09-2012, 06:35 PM
On my third Stella for the night. Hour and a half until RAW and just ate dinner... fuck yea!

G(ol)den_Eye
04-09-2012, 07:53 PM
Every One.. I'am back it feels like iv been gone for an eternity.. :p

SouthernBlood
04-09-2012, 08:27 PM
Kick....everyones.....ass........

zapphoman
04-09-2012, 09:48 PM
(A woman appears on screen. She's a bit small and brown hair done up in a pony tail)

???: Hello my name is Samantha Traynor and I'm here to bring you one of the first of many additions of JBWs new webseries Inside JBW. Here in a day or two, JBW will be having it's first ever draft. This event could possibly change the very landscape of JBW. Now to get a wrestlers perspective on the situation, I have The Alpha Dog here to give us some insight on what the feelings in the locker rooms are.

(The Alpha Dog appears beside Traynor. He throws his arm around her shoulders and takes a drink out of the bottle of Crown Royal)

Alpha: Hey babe. The Alpha Dog hears you have some questions for him. Let The Alpha Dog get the answers out of the way right quick. He doesn't take credit, debit, or check and extra freaky shit is going to cost extra.

Traynor: Sorry buddy, you're not my type.

Alpha: Traynor, for the right price, The Alpha Dog can be anybodies type.

Traynor: I guess I worded that wrong. I mean, your not the right gender for me.

Alpha: Oh...Well that can happen too. There is this one Bombshell, Selena, who would be more than happy...

Traynor: Gabriel, can you please focus?

(Alpha suddenly gets a really serious look on his face)

Alpha: Since you're new, The Alpha Dog is going to let that one slide. Now go on ahead and ask your questions.

Traynor: The draft is going to be happening very soon. Are you in any way worried about your career?

Alpha: The Alpha Dog? Worried? If The Alpha Dog gets drafted, that will just mean The Alpha Dog gets a whole new crop of bitches to dominate. The Alpha Dog is actually very excited about this because it works either way. If The Alpha Dog gets drafted, he gets Mayhem or Showdown to play around with but if he doesn't, the bitches from Mayhem or Showdown will suffice just fine.

Traynor: So what is the feel around the locker room?

Alpha: About the same as The Alpha Dog. A few of them are worried, but those guys are green amateurs. Most of the top level guys can't wait to see what happens.

Traynor: Now you will have a match at the draft, the Gold Rush Rumble, where you could possibly win a future World Title shot if you can defeat nineteen other men. How are you feeling about this match?

Alpha: Oh The Alpha Dog feels just fine about it. The Alpha Dog is going to dominate those bitches and become number one contender for whatever the title of whatever brand The Alpha Dog is part of. There are a couple of contenders in that match that gives The Alpha Dog...some pause. TDA, Serra, Prick "The Godslayer", and Zeus Apollo are some heavy hitters and has forced The Alpha Dog to change up some tactics, but the ending has already been foreseen...The Alpha Dog is going to dominate and leave the victor.

Traynor: Thank you Alpha.

Alpha: The pleasure is all his. (Hands Traynor a card) Keep that offer in mind.

(Alpha walks out of frame. Traynor shrugs her shoulders and puts the card in her pocket)

Traynor: Up next, we have JBW writer Zappho.

(Zappho shows up wearing a black Giovani suit with a red button up shirt)

Traynor: Good evening Zappho. Thank you for taking time out of your busy schedule to answer some questions.

Zappho: It's no problem Samantha and I would like to properly welcome you to JBW. Sorry about that lunatic you just had to talk to. The problems that guy causes for JBW knows no bounds. Like you said though, things are quite hectic right now, so I really only have time for a brief statement. What we have in store for JBW at the draft show and the coming months is nothing less than stellar. JBW is going to evolve into the best efed ever. We have amazing and talented workers, amazing storylines, and the best writers to bring it all together. Now if you'll excuse me, it's time to get back to work.

Traynor: Thank you Zappho and there you have it folks. This has been Inside JBW and this is Samantha Traynor signing off.

SilverGhost
04-09-2012, 11:59 PM
IC as ???: Ahh...that lad....Alpha Dog....I never met a soul who desired to be a harlot. To be honest, hell doesn't care of a man who has bedded many a woman. It's all the same in the end.....ye' may have pleasures in this life but hell doesn't care for thee....we is this same....you and I.

Take note of this, Justifiably Brutal Wrestling.

PandaMassacre
04-10-2012, 12:15 AM
IC as ???: Ahh...that lad....Alpha Dog....I never met a soul who desired to be a harlot. To be honest, hell doesn't care of a man who has bedded many a woman. It's all the same in the end.....ye' may have pleasures in this life but hell doesn't care for thee....we is this same....you and I.

Take note of this, Justifiably Brutal Wrestling.

IC: Is that you Dad?

Poot-Hair
04-10-2012, 12:29 AM
Fuck.Me.

I have over 2,000 words typed up for SHOWDOWN! and there's only been one match so far. This SD! is turning out to be a fucking beast, and it's whooped my ass on more than one occasion. I still have ALOT of work to do on it, but I hope everyone ends up liking the end product.

The Kicker? I literally had to put my knuckle back in place(that was almost in the middle of my hand after my fight saturday) and I'm having to type it all out with what's possibly a broken hand.

JBW...FOR THE CAUSE!

SilverGhost
04-10-2012, 12:32 AM
IC: Is that you Dad?

IC as ???: I never thought beautiful flowers like ye' can grow the sharpest thorns against their elders. Especially since I is not a old man.

*clears voice*

Excuse me. Please forgive me, as it has been a long while since I have spoken to a beautiful woman like you. Though I must say that you have an interesting character but nonetheless, it is an honor to meet a champion here in Justifiably Brutal Wrestling.

I shall introduce myself. My name is "Sir" Agustus Alexander Flameheart. A nobleman, a pirate, and now...a wrestler.

*clears throat*

A pleasure to make ye's acquaintance....Lass..

Poot-Hair
04-10-2012, 11:48 AM
IC as ???: I never thought beautiful flowers like ye' can grow the sharpest thorns against their elders. Especially since I is not a old man.

*clears voice*

Excuse me. Please forgive me, as it has been a long while since I have spoken to a beautiful woman like you. Though I must say that you have an interesting character but nonetheless, it is an honor to meet a champion here in Justifiably Brutal Wrestling.

I shall introduce myself. My name is "Sir" Agustus Alexander Flameheart. A nobleman, a pirate, and now...a wrestler.

*clears throat*

A pleasure to make ye's acquaintance....Lass..IC(Poot): "Sir Agustus Alexander Flameheart? I'm just going to call you Captain Hook. You sound like some kind of retarded extra off of Pirates of the Caribbean. ARRRGGGGHHHH ME MATEYS! Feel free to swab my deck while you're here, because that's the only action you'll see.

Yo Hook...welcome to JBW

SilverGhost
04-10-2012, 02:18 PM
IC(Poot): "Sir Agustus Alexander Flameheart? I'm just going to call you Captain Hook. You sound like some kind of retarded extra off of Pirates of the Caribbean. ARRRGGGGHHHH ME MATEYS! Feel free to swab my deck while you're here, because that's the only action you'll see.

Yo Hook...welcome to JBW

IC as Flameheart: *looks at both hands* Ye' are one daft lad. Are ye' that weak in thee head? I has no hook on me hands. But...if ye' tink that swabbing the deck will be mines only action then ye' are sorely mistaken. Mr. Foulwind Rug, ye' don't want to make an enemy of mine.

RomanFlare
04-10-2012, 03:22 PM
IC: Flameheart is a wetblanket. WET. BLANKET.

Rated_R(ob)KO
04-10-2012, 07:37 PM
Artemis Eclipse: "That's the fucking pirates name? Agustus Alexander Flameheart? Yeah, I'll just call you Flamer. Also, Seth, you're a piece of fucking work calling someone out who's been drunk the last couple days. Maybe you should go out more... do something with your life. Stop spreading your HEP C and Mercury poisoning... fucking weirdo."

B-MCINTYRE
04-10-2012, 07:40 PM
Artemis Eclipse: "That's the fucking pirates name? Agustus Alexander Flameheart? Yeah, I'll just call you Flamer. Also, Seth, you're a piece of fucking work calling someone out who's been drunk the last couple days. Maybe you should go out more... do something with your life. Stop spreading your HEP C and Mercury poisoning... fucking weirdo."
Dingo: can't handle the booze mate? I'll show you how to drink sometime mate!

Rated_R(ob)KO
04-10-2012, 07:54 PM
Dingo: can't handle the booze mate? I'll show you how to drink sometime mate!

Artemis Eclipse: "I'm from Boston you fucking idiot. Of course I can handle my drink you backwoods Koala cumdumpster."

B-MCINTYRE
04-10-2012, 07:56 PM
Artemis Eclipse: "I'm from Boston you fucking idiot. Of course I can handle my drink you backwoods Koala cumdumpster."
Dingo:If you can handle the grog mate than stop nothing princess. Eat some concrete and harden the fuck up mate. I don't wanna see you bitchin about a headache mate but if you keep going I'll give you a real headache!

RomanFlare
04-10-2012, 08:11 PM
We want Warfare! *clap clap, clapclapclap*

SilverGhost
04-10-2012, 09:51 PM
Artemis Eclipse: "That's the fucking pirates name? Agustus Alexander Flameheart? Yeah, I'll just call you Flamer. Also, Seth, you're a piece of fucking work calling someone out who's been drunk the last couple days. Maybe you should go out more... do something with your life. Stop spreading your HEP C and Mercury poisoning... fucking weirdo."

IC as Flameheart: Call me whatever ye' like, boy.


Artemis Eclipse: "I'm from Boston you fucking idiot. Of course I can handle my drink you backwoods Koala cumdumpster."

IC as Seth: Look at this bitch.....busy being a pussy and being a fucking drunk rather than meeting me in the streets. AND NOW I FUCKING KNOW THAT I AM BETTER THAN YOU! YOU ARE FROM FUCKING BOSTON!

RomanFlare
04-10-2012, 10:26 PM
WHAT 'CHU GONNA DO, BROTHER! WHEN THE ROME TRAIN RUNS ALL OVER YOU!?!

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH.

Snap into a Slim Jim!

Robareid
04-11-2012, 04:48 AM
Just a reminder that over on the Jabe site there is a prediction contest for the upcoming draft show

Snair
04-11-2012, 04:54 AM
Couldn't bear the agony of waiting for Warfare anymore so I found a savior in
http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/7/2010/04/1-carlsberg.jpg

Snair
04-11-2012, 04:55 AM
Just a reminder that over on the Jabe site there is a prediction contest for the upcoming draft show

I'm on it chump

Robareid
04-11-2012, 05:19 AM
I'm on it chump

Chump?

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_-ITJ-VLiGwg/TDctiAJ0WiI/AAAAAAAABQs/FgKrEBuM4_8/s1600/cdrrv2-03.jpg

thejman93
04-11-2012, 10:37 AM
So.............

HolyJose2391
04-11-2012, 10:51 AM
So.............
Sooooo............


​ you got that promo for me ;)

thejman93
04-11-2012, 10:53 AM
Sooooo............


​ you got that promo for me ;)


gimmie ten minutes

HolyJose2391
04-11-2012, 10:57 AM
gimmie ten minutes
Thank you :D

Robareid
04-11-2012, 11:03 AM
Octane promo requests? Why haven't I got one of these from Harry Richards ;)

HolyJose2391
04-11-2012, 11:06 AM
Octane promo requests? Why haven't I got one of these from Harry Richards ;)
You will I'm working on the intro to see how the rest pans out hold on tight

Broc
04-11-2012, 11:11 AM
You will I'm working on the intro to see how the rest pans out hold on tight

If you want, I could probably make a video for it to open every show.

HolyJose2391
04-11-2012, 11:16 AM
If you want, I could probably make a video for it to open every show.
R(ob) is actually working on one as we speak but thanks Broc!

Broc
04-11-2012, 11:21 AM
R(ob) is actually working on one as we speak but thanks Broc!

That's good actually, it'll give me more time to focus on the HWA ones.

Are you going to use that Titantron I gave you for JBW as well though?

SilverGhost
04-11-2012, 11:28 AM
WOOO! Shows are coming up!

So you want Seth's material, Jose?

HolyJose2391
04-11-2012, 11:34 AM
That's good actually, it'll give me more time to focus on the HWA ones.

Are you going to use that Titantron I gave you for JBW as well though?
I haven't thought of it I might though

WOOO! Shows are coming up!

So you want Seth's material, Jose?
I have his theme and I'll be PM you for something soon

I found my old Backstreet Boys Millennium Live in Concert VHS I'll be back

S.E. Zero
04-11-2012, 12:16 PM
Anything from me Jose?

HolyJose2391
04-11-2012, 12:17 PM
I may run and hide you'll be screaming my name alright!



Oh ummm I'll be getting to you guys

thejman93
04-11-2012, 12:20 PM
I may run and hide you'll be screaming my name alright!

Oh ummm I'll be getting to you guys

El oh el......

SilverGhost
04-11-2012, 12:25 PM
Love for JBW>Love for the Backstreet Boys :P

THAT IS THE LAW! xD

HolyJose2391
04-11-2012, 12:27 PM
Love for JBW>Love for the Backstreet Boys :P

THAT IS THE LAW! xD
But but but but....

Poot-Hair
04-11-2012, 12:33 PM
Ravioli gives me the squirts. That is all.

HolyJose2391
04-11-2012, 12:35 PM
Ravioli gives me the squirts. That is all.
I was just eating ravioli.....

SilverGhost
04-11-2012, 12:39 PM
But but but but....

It's business, man xD


Ravioli gives me the squirts. That is all.


I was just eating ravioli.....

http://blogs.msdn.com/blogfiles/socaldevgal/WindowsLiveWriter/YueMinjunLaughingArt_11385/laughingArtist%5B3%5D.jpg

Poot-Hair
04-11-2012, 12:40 PM
I was just eating ravioli.....Fair warning.....you're about to have a mad case of the MudButt. I feel like I'm shitting out my spleen.

One of those shits where you violently shake and proclaim at the top of your lungs FORRRRRRRRRRR SSSSPPPPPAAAARRRRTTTTAAAAAA!!

Poot-Hair
04-11-2012, 12:41 PM
It's business, man xD





http://blogs.msdn.com/blogfiles/socaldevgal/WindowsLiveWriter/YueMinjunLaughingArt_11385/laughingArtist%5B3%5D.jpg Someone needs to sig that...fucking hilarity

HolyJose2391
04-11-2012, 12:41 PM
It's business, man xD





http://blogs.msdn.com/blogfiles/socaldevgal/WindowsLiveWriter/YueMinjunLaughingArt_11385/laughingArtist%5B3%5D.jpg
youre right....


Fair warning.....you're about to have a mad case of the MudButt. I feel like I'm shitting out my spleen.

One of those shits where you violently shake and proclaim at the top of your lungs FORRRRRRRRRRR SSSSPPPPPAAAARRRRTTTTAAAAAA!!
LMFAO!!!!!!

Robareid
04-11-2012, 12:54 PM
One of those shits where you violently shake and proclaim at the top of your lungs FORRRRRRRRRRR SSSSPPPPPAAAARRRRTTTTAAAAAA!!

I thank my lucky stars that I'm yet to experiance one of those fuckers

SilverGhost
04-11-2012, 01:07 PM
I'm kidding Jose. I'm gonna think of something for Seth for Octane.

HolyJose2391
04-11-2012, 01:11 PM
Alright sent. Back to the Millennium :D

thejman93
04-11-2012, 01:15 PM
Pooter, gimmie 'till, like, 4:00 ish (east coast time) on that segment.

Rehmix
04-11-2012, 01:25 PM
Draft soon? Yes? Kthankyoubye!

SilverGhost
04-11-2012, 01:30 PM
Sent the thing you want for Octane, Jose. Hope it is good.

thejman93
04-11-2012, 03:44 PM
writing for Larry Zbysco is fun

RomanFlare
04-11-2012, 03:48 PM
writing for Larry Zbysco is fun

You should try writing for K-Jammin. :)

Robareid
04-11-2012, 03:53 PM
[QUOTE=RomanFlare;490054]I fucking hate these spoilers, I cant view them from my phone without quoting, and that just takes too long :(

Giddy
04-11-2012, 03:54 PM
I am Giddy!!! HEAR ME! FEAR ME!!!

thejman93
04-11-2012, 03:58 PM
I fucking hate these spoilers, I cant view them from my phone without quoting, and that just takes too long :(

Wah! Wah! Wah! :D

RomanFlare
04-11-2012, 03:59 PM
[QUOTE=RomanFlare;490054]I fucking hate these spoilers, I cant view them from my phone without quoting, and that just takes too long :(

S'okay bro, I don't put anything important in them. Except secret codes to "JBW '13".

Robareid
04-11-2012, 04:03 PM
Wah! Wah! Wah! :D

*Gives JMan evils*

thejman93
04-11-2012, 04:10 PM
*Gives JMan evils*

Lol!

Couldn't resist.

HolyJose2391
04-11-2012, 04:28 PM
Ahhhh great work out. Though doing 75 sit ups with a 100lb weight in one sitting probably wasn't a good idea my abs (that are hidden under this keg) are on fire!! Wait that's a good thing

HolyJose2391
04-11-2012, 07:37 PM
I just got tweeted by Lance Storm. Marking the fuck out!

BlackFalcon
04-11-2012, 08:12 PM
I just got tweeted by Lance Storm. Marking the fuck out!

Dude, Srsly? My respect 4 u just tripled

HolyJose2391
04-11-2012, 08:12 PM
Dude, Srsly? My respect 4 u just tripled
Dead serious hold on

HolyJose2391
04-11-2012, 08:13 PM
2183

Marking the fuck out!

RomanFlare
04-11-2012, 08:41 PM
Mark out time?! MARK OUT TIME!

HolyJose2391
04-11-2012, 08:43 PM
IT'S TIME TO MARK THE FUCK OUT! MARK OUT!!!!!!!!!

I may or may not got a boner after he tweeted me

PandaMassacre
04-11-2012, 08:53 PM
Wow! (: Jose got paired with Jericho in a response Tweet.

RomanFlare
04-11-2012, 08:57 PM
Wow! (: Jose got paired with Jericho in a response Tweet.

He got FIRST billing too! Jose has made it!

Rated_R(ob)KO
04-11-2012, 08:59 PM
Read some WARFare... read some of another show being worked on... this shit is getting intense. Wow... also, SD! is being worked on and SB and I are trying to get together still. Work has gotten the best of him this week and were still hammering shit out. :) Soon my kiddies... soon.

HolyJose2391
04-11-2012, 09:01 PM
Wow! (: Jose got paired with Jericho in a response Tweet.


He got FIRST billing too! Jose has made it!
:D makes me happy and yup I got first billing before Jericho though I mentioned Jericho's book in my original tweet and he just responded back and my name was first

RomanFlare
04-11-2012, 09:10 PM
Read some WARFare... read some of another show being worked on... this shit is getting intense. Wow... also, SD! is being worked on and SB and I are trying to get together still. Work has gotten the best of him this week and were still hammering shit out. :) Soon my kiddies... soon.

No fair! Why do you get to read some of Warfare early!?!

Rated_R(ob)KO
04-11-2012, 09:48 PM
No fair! Why do you get to read some of Warfare early!?!

Because I'm on creative dipshit!

RomanFlare
04-11-2012, 09:54 PM
Because I'm on creative dipshit!

So was I! But I never got to read anything ahead of time! Shit--there were times I had no idea what everyone else was doing... although, then Showdown was kinda the red-head of the family. I was more an errand boy than a writer....

Where was I going with this?

HolyJose2391
04-11-2012, 09:57 PM
Yup Lance Storm and I are bros officially (I'm still on a kinda high from that haha)

B-MCINTYRE
04-11-2012, 10:16 PM
Yup Lance Storm and I are bros officially (I'm still on a kinda high from that haha)
Some holyjose guy just started following me...

HolyJose2391
04-11-2012, 10:20 PM
Some holyjose guy just started following me...
yeah because some B-Mcintyre dude followed me first I #followback

B-MCINTYRE
04-11-2012, 10:22 PM
yeah because some B-Mcintyre dude followed me first I #followback
I haven't been on twitter in like a month. It sent me an email to say you had followed me... :)

HolyJose2391
04-11-2012, 10:24 PM
I haven't been on twitter in like a month. It sent me an email to say you had followed me... :)
you haven't been on twitter in a month? you just Favorited the Lance Storm tweet!!!


uhhh honestly I just saw it saying you're following me or something

RomanFlare
04-11-2012, 10:49 PM
"Hey Vince, let's push that Ziggler kid. He sells everything."

"Yeah... everything but tickets."

And then Rome died a little inside.

B-MCINTYRE
04-11-2012, 10:52 PM
you haven't been on twitter in a month? you just Favorited the Lance Storm tweet!!!


uhhh honestly I just saw it saying you're following me or something
I don't know what you're talking about... :rolleyes:

PandaMassacre
04-11-2012, 11:51 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ngGgcnJL5G4



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Poot-Hair
04-11-2012, 11:53 PM
Okay guys I'm telling you Showdown is going to be a fucking beast. Between me and Jman, this show is epic funny. It's going to be a long one too <insert penis joke here>. Larry Zbysco>All

And for the record...I have now shit so much because of this stoopid ravioli, muh asshole is now so sore i feel like I'm wiping with a pine cone everytime I go <insert gay joke here>. I'm walking around here like those old cowboys from the movies...

Poot-Hair
04-11-2012, 11:59 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ngGgcnJL5G4That is the most epic fake Jamaican accent I have ever heard. I guess that's Jamaican anyways. Brought back some memories from my youth!

SilverGhost
04-12-2012, 02:39 AM
Damn Jose.... DEFINITE MARK OUT MOMENT! LANCE FUCKING STORM!

Rated_R(ob)KO
04-12-2012, 07:24 AM
Why is this day taking so long to start already?

HolyJose2391
04-12-2012, 08:25 AM
R(ob) I listened to SOTE last night fucking great! I loved the pokemon references "Eevee needs a fire stone because that's the only way she'll get heat" and also the DBZ reference with Buu getting mad. SOTE is back bitches!

RomanFlare
04-12-2012, 10:50 AM
Boot to the Head.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vFldBVWFgWo

Rated_R(ob)KO
04-12-2012, 11:11 AM
R(ob) I listened to SOTE last night fucking great! I loved the pokemon references "Eevee needs a fire stone because that's the only way she'll get heat" and also the DBZ reference with Buu getting mad. SOTE is back bitches!

LOL! Yes, and I did quote SG on that too lol. I saw him say that during the RAW chat and lost my shit haha.

Rated_R(ob)KO
04-12-2012, 11:16 AM
Also, stuck in a college course for my job until 2pm so, if anything is needed, I won't be available until closer to 3pm. I've been on fire recently man. My creativity has been at a high rivaling that of when I joined e-fedding. Also, when my baby comes I know things will be rough but, with no work for eight weeks, things will definitely be easy here as well!! WHOO!!

Snair
04-12-2012, 11:46 AM
The agony of waiting for the draft show is starting to take a toll on me 2188

SilverGhost
04-12-2012, 11:51 AM
LOL! Yes, and I did quote SG on that too lol. I saw him say that during the RAW chat and lost my shit haha.

Lol that quote came out of nowhere! I swear man! xD

Poot-Hair
04-12-2012, 12:07 PM
Work sucks. In 3 days I have worked 46 hours. I hurt.

SilverGhost
04-12-2012, 12:20 PM
Work sucks. In 3 days I have worked 46 hours. I hurt.

What you need is to be at home and sleep. xD

Rehmix
04-12-2012, 12:38 PM
*Rehmix glances into the JBW Universe, sees there is no Draft Show up. Turns around*

FUCK!

*Rehmix kicks Jose in the Nuts*

I Blame You!

*Rehmix leaves*

Broc
04-12-2012, 12:56 PM
I'm declaring a race. No_1eddiefan vs. Kash. Who will get their draft show posted first?

Robareid
04-12-2012, 01:33 PM
*Rehmix glances into the JBW Universe, sees there is no Draft Show up. Turns around*

FUCK!

*Rehmix kicks Jose in the Nuts*

I Blame You!

*Rehmix leaves*

You can't blame Jose, Ghosty will feel left out

SilverGhost
04-12-2012, 01:39 PM
You can't blame Jose, Ghosty will feel left out

He can take that blame xD

Robareid
04-12-2012, 01:41 PM
He can take that blame xD

You are way too generous

SilverGhost
04-12-2012, 01:42 PM
You are way too generous

He deserves this one! Believe me when I say that xD

RomanFlare
04-12-2012, 01:43 PM
He deserves this one! Believe me when I say that xD

I'm looking to go to Survivor Series--I'll take a sign that says "I Blame SG!" with me.

SilverGhost
04-12-2012, 01:46 PM
I'm looking to go to Survivor Series--I'll take a sign that says "I Blame SG!" with me.

Very flattered bro. I am looking forward to being in PPV.

Robareid
04-12-2012, 01:47 PM
I'm looking to go to Survivor Series--I'll take a sign that says "I Blame SG!" with me.

I will laugh so hard if I see that, and if I'm watching it with anybody else I'll get some weird looks, but it'll be worth it

Rehmix
04-12-2012, 01:47 PM
You can't blame Jose, Ghosty will feel left out

See if I tried to kick SG in the balls, my leg would break. Then I would be banned to add insult to injury.

Robareid
04-12-2012, 01:50 PM
See if I tried to kick SG in the balls, my leg would break. Then I would be banned to add insult to injury.

On a completely unrelated note, your sig makes me lol

HolyJose2391
04-12-2012, 02:00 PM
*Rehmix glances into the JBW Universe, sees there is no Draft Show up. Turns around*

FUCK!

*Rehmix kicks Jose in the Nuts*

I Blame You!

*Rehmix leaves*
*kneels over in pain* fuck you im not inviting you to the 98° reunion tour anymore

HolyJose2391
04-12-2012, 02:02 PM
Also what it went from Blame SG to blame HJ?!?

SilverGhost
04-12-2012, 02:15 PM
Also what it went from Blame SG to blame HJ?!?

No....the most I have seen is "Blame Giddy" which does have a ring to it.

HolyJose2391
04-12-2012, 02:17 PM
No....the most I have seen is "Blame Giddy" which does have a ring to it.
Blame Giddy? I like that one

RomanFlare
04-12-2012, 03:33 PM
I know people are still waiting for the draft show, but I believe it will be well worth the wait.

SilverGhost
04-12-2012, 03:33 PM
I know people are still waiting for the draft show, but I believe it will be well worth the wait.

*kicks Roman right in the nuts*

RomanFlare
04-12-2012, 03:34 PM
*kicks Roman right in the nuts*

Balls of Steel!

thejman93
04-12-2012, 03:37 PM
I know people are still waiting for the draft show, but I believe it will be well worth the wait.

Oh, definitely.

Plus, once it goes up, SHOWDOWN! won't be more than 72 hours behind it.

Giddy
04-12-2012, 03:53 PM
No....the most I have seen is "Blame Giddy" which does have a ring to it.
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_mWbsncRD-W0/S5YgTW8NjmI/AAAAAAAAAsE/4iZk7VkV3_0/s400/c902-Mitchell-Cremona-16.jpg

HolyJose2391
04-12-2012, 03:58 PM
Oh, definitely.

Plus, once it goes up, SHOWDOWN! won't be more than 72 hours behind it.
And after that OCTANE will make its debut......

thejman93
04-12-2012, 04:14 PM
And after that OCTANE will make its debut......

Yup.

We'll be putting out shows fast and furious after the draft is posted.

HolyJose2391
04-12-2012, 04:17 PM
Only if I'm Vin Diesel

thejman93
04-12-2012, 04:20 PM
Only if I'm Vin Diesel

Haha!

Those movies were crap IMO.

RomanFlare
04-12-2012, 04:31 PM
Haha!

Those movies were crap IMO.

1-nothing to Jman.

HolyJose2391
04-12-2012, 04:43 PM
I liked those movies......

Robareid
04-12-2012, 05:00 PM
Finally got around to reading the latest two house shows.

R(ob)s was brilliant. It brought back memories of his time in charge of SD! With the extra sick flavouring of Sau in the form of Larry Zbysko

JMan's did feel a bit basic until the last three matches, but after that it really picked up and resulted in a very entertaining read.

Well done both guys

Just a quick reminder to tjose who havent already entered. The draft show is coming up, and Ive posted a prediction contest in the Jabe site for those that are interested

Robareid
04-12-2012, 05:15 PM
Speaking of shows are there anymatches announced for either Octane or Showdown?

I know one or two but I didnt want to spoil anything

RomanFlare
04-12-2012, 05:22 PM
Speaking of shows are there anymatches announced for either Octane or Showdown?

I know one or two but I didnt want to spoil anything

RomanFlare vs Broom in a Best out of 11 Falls Match.

Dave Metzler called it "Four and a Half Stars".

HolyJose2391
04-12-2012, 05:38 PM
Speaking of shows are there anymatches announced for either Octane or Showdown?

I know one or two but I didnt want to spoil anything
Octane is a secret so shhhhh

Jamie9/37
04-12-2012, 05:45 PM
TOAK continue to draw heat from the crowd as they make their way up the ramp. The crowd’s mood quickly changes as it’s announced everyone in attendance is getting discounted tickets to the next JBW show in Philly.

funny shit man liked that line

Jamie9/37
04-12-2012, 05:46 PM
Octane is a secret so shhhhh

jamie starts yelling out OCTANE OCTANE OCTANE there goes the neighbourhood

Rated_R(ob)KO
04-12-2012, 06:31 PM
ANNNNNNNNNDDDDD!!! Not to mention Mayhem will be coming in after Octane so, yeah. Apparently people don't care about that. Whatevs.

HolyJose2391
04-12-2012, 07:12 PM
ANNNNNNNNNDDDDD!!! Not to mention Mayhem will be coming in after Octane so, yeah. Apparently people don't care about that. Whatevs.
Well we expected the writer of said show to put that

Jman-put his
i put mine
pony right you put Mayhem we care :)

Rehmix
04-12-2012, 07:23 PM
ANNNNNNNNNDDDDD!!! Not to mention Mayhem will be coming in after Octane so, yeah. Apparently people don't care about that. Whatevs.

I care...I care...

HolyJose2391
04-12-2012, 07:30 PM
I care...I care...
*runs up and hits Rehmix in the nuts!*

Now we're even




98° has reunited it'll be fun

Giddy
04-12-2012, 07:33 PM
RomanFlare vs Broom in a Best out of 11 Falls Match.

Dave Metzler called it "Four and a Half Stars".
Only four and a half?!?!?!?!? I CALL BULLSHIT!

Rehmix
04-12-2012, 07:39 PM
*runs up and hits Rehmix in the nuts!*

Now we're even

98° has reunited it'll be fun

*Rehmix is kneeling down in pain*
You can't give me such good news in such a time of pain. I'm in.


Only four and a half?!?!?!?!? I CALL BULLSHIT!

Yea, apparently he also only gave Announce Table vs. Entrance Pyros "Three and a Half Stars"

HolyJose2391
04-12-2012, 07:43 PM
*Rehmix is kneeling down in pain*
You can't give me such good news in such a time of pain. I'm in.



Yea, apparently he also only gave Announce Table vs. Entrance Pyros "Three and a Half Stars"
We're even and I just googled Nick said not this summer.... He's busy having a baby......

Giddy
04-12-2012, 07:48 PM
*Rehmix is kneeling down in pain*
You can't give me such good news in such a time of pain. I'm in.



Yea, apparently he also only gave Announce Table vs. Entrance Pyros "Three and a Half Stars"
That bastard! That match was so emotionally investing it made me teary eyed!