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IPEEINTHESHOWER
04-23-2011, 09:09 PM
Want me to tell you???

If I can't post pic's on your page (thanks for blocking me now you will suffer) I have no choice but to post them here. Correct this situation at once or suffer the consequences.:)

http://forum.cheatengine.org/files/fat_man.jpg_650.jpeg

SilverLace
04-23-2011, 09:16 PM
http://forum.cheatengine.org/files/fat_man.jpg_650.jpeg

Is this a personal pic of you because you need to go for a long walk, ok sunshine? No XOXOs for you!

xStraightxEdgexSaviorx
04-23-2011, 09:26 PM
Cleared. Try sending now.

PM sent man.

WWTNA Mark
04-23-2011, 09:48 PM
PM sent man.

I'll send you a PM too SES.

WWTNA Mark
04-23-2011, 09:49 PM
Is this a personal pic of you because you need to go for a long walk, ok sunshine? No XOXOs for you!

I think it is.

IPEEINTHESHOWER
04-23-2011, 09:55 PM
I think it is.

WWTNA's girlfriend
http://www.therock.net.nz/Portals/0/Content/jocks/duncanheyde/tities.jpg

muuuhahahahahaha

WWTNA Mark
04-23-2011, 09:56 PM
WWTNA's girlfriend

[IMG]http://www.therock.net.nz/Portals/0/Content/jocks/duncanheyde/tities.jpg[/IMG


muuuhahahahahaha

If your going to joke on somebody, make sure the pictures work.

IPEEINTHESHOWER
04-23-2011, 09:57 PM
If your going to joke on somebody, make sure the pictures work.

Dont worry the pic made up for it.:D

WWTNA Mark
04-23-2011, 10:00 PM
Well anyways, Good show SES! The Silver Bros/Brown One segment was gold tonight! ;)

xStraightxEdgexSaviorx
04-23-2011, 10:03 PM
Well anyways, Good show SES! The Silver Bros/Brown One segment was gold tonight! ;)

Thanks man. Ill be eagerly awaiting that PM too.

SilverLace
04-23-2011, 10:06 PM
I can do the booby dance like Chris Masters if anyone is interested.

xStraightxEdgexSaviorx
04-23-2011, 10:27 PM
I can do the booby dance like Chris Masters if anyone is interested.

Would it be weird if I was interested?

SilverLace
04-23-2011, 10:53 PM
Would it be weird if I was interested?

No, not at all weird. I must warn you, you will be mesmerized by my pecs. It's like they were carved from the statue of David! You will be in a trance and will be whispering sweet nothings in my ear.

Kashdinero
04-23-2011, 10:58 PM
My prayers have been answered, and I now have a new victim to pick on.... Wes. You just made a mistake, matey.

As St George might put it, you're in Barney Rubble now!

OOC: Great show SeS. Great show indeed. This show has some wonderful characters that just get better as the weeks go on. Siaki hit another home run in the promo department, The Silver Bros are gold, and Chainsaw is scary, and now my matey from blighty has finally arrived. Things are gonna get interesting around here.

WWTNA Mark
04-23-2011, 10:59 PM
My prayers have been answered, and I now have a new victim to pick on.... Wes. You just made a mistake, matey.

As St George might put it, you're in Barney Rubble now!

OOC: Great show SeS. Great show indeed.

St George vs Ma$$Dinero FTW!!!

Kashdinero
04-23-2011, 11:07 PM
St George vs Ma$$Dinero FTW!!!

The Cockney Vs The Wigger lol

I'd say there was a very, very, very good chance of that happening!

The Brown One
04-23-2011, 11:12 PM
WWTNA's inbox is full. MD you got a link to the "official JBW profile"? I've got to send something to him.

JBW official profile
04-23-2011, 11:17 PM
WWTNA's inbox is full. MD you got a link to the "official JBW profile"? I've got to send something to him.

Right here my Mr. President! ;)

Kashdinero
04-23-2011, 11:18 PM
WWTNA's inbox is full. MD you got a link to the "official JBW profile"? I've got to send something to him.

It's in his sig.

Side note: WWTNA has a very busy sig.

WWTNA Mark
04-23-2011, 11:21 PM
Right here my Mr. President! ;)

Thats me! ;)

Kashdinero
04-23-2011, 11:31 PM
Thats me! ;)

I sent him a friend request.

WWTNA Mark
04-23-2011, 11:43 PM
I sent him a friend request.

He accepted it. ;)

The Brown One
04-24-2011, 12:05 AM
It's in his sig.

Side note: WWTNA has a very busy sig.

Shit I'm blind hehehe.

thedag
04-24-2011, 12:07 AM
Shit I'm blind hehehe.

tell the guys to aim away from your face.

The Brown One
04-24-2011, 12:29 AM
tell the guys to aim away from your face.
I don't swing that way buddy.

Snair
04-24-2011, 01:08 AM
Great show SES.Leggo's debut was impressive and so was the main event.

MattElder
04-24-2011, 01:31 AM
Happy Easter guys from EWNCW

The Brown One
04-24-2011, 01:37 AM
Happy Easter guys from EWNCW

Cheers mate. Same to you and your faithfuls :)

Snair
04-24-2011, 01:57 AM
WWTNA MARK I hope you recieved the pm.

SilverGhost
04-24-2011, 02:35 AM
Thats me! ;)

http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_liwbvu65Ui1qiyhf6o1_500.jpg

Leggo
04-24-2011, 05:23 AM
So the code has been cracked and St George is finally here. Congrats to those who broke the code!

Just remember the message I gave...

The Brown One
04-24-2011, 08:09 AM
So the code has been cracked and St George is finally here. Congrats to those who broke the code!

Just remember the message I gave...
Dammit another guessing game!

TheBeardOfZeus
04-24-2011, 09:15 AM
A very good Mayhem this week boys, keep it up!

WWTNA Mark
04-24-2011, 09:23 AM
A very good Mayhem this week boys, keep it up!

Thanks man! ;)

xStraightxEdgexSaviorx
04-24-2011, 10:20 AM
A very good Mayhem this week boys, keep it up!

Thanks. Good to hear the competition likes our product. Just because were in rival companies doesn't mean there has to be any animosity amongst us.

xStraightxEdgexSaviorx
04-24-2011, 10:21 AM
Btw, Happy Easter JBW!!

WWTNA Mark
04-24-2011, 10:23 AM
Btw, Happy Easter JBW!!

Happy Easter man! ;)

ramjam
04-24-2011, 11:09 AM
WWTNA MARK!!!! I need my DEBUT!!!! Enjoy Easter while you can cause I am here to turn Smiles upside DOWN!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHA!

jhorton1215
04-24-2011, 11:10 AM
I'm ready for the Epicness that is Warfare

xStraightxEdgexSaviorx
04-24-2011, 11:27 AM
WWTNA MARK!!!! I need my DEBUT!!!! Enjoy Easter while you can cause I am here to turn Smiles upside DOWN!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHA!

Refresh my memory my friend, do you have the evil clown gimmick?

ramjam
04-24-2011, 11:39 AM
Refresh my memory my friend, do you have the evil clown gimmick?

http://gothiquepie.webs.com/evil%20clown.jpg

Make sure you sleep with one eye OPEN!!!!!!!!!!!! Bwahahahahahaha!

xStraightxEdgexSaviorx
04-24-2011, 11:44 AM
http://gothiquepie.webs.com/evil%20clown.jpg

Make sure you sleep with one eye OPEN!!!!!!!!!!!! Bwahahahahahaha!

Haha. Beautiful character man. Just make sure you have this as your theme:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IhRnWMBcNQQ&feature=related

ramjam
04-24-2011, 11:57 AM
Haha. Beautiful character man. Just make sure you have this as your theme:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IhRnWMBcNQQ&feature=related

I have my own theme!! I'm not as nice as Doink! WWTNA MARK has my STUFF!

WWTNA Mark
04-24-2011, 12:02 PM
I have my own theme!! I'm not as nice as Doink! WWTNA MARK has my STUFF!

Great gimmick btw ranjam. Your debut will be this week. ;)

Snair
04-24-2011, 12:08 PM
Ramjam looks like quite lively character, I'm sure he'll bring lot more variety to the table.

xStraightxEdgexSaviorx
04-24-2011, 12:17 PM
I still think a possible tag-team between ramjam and the ice cream man would be gold down the line. Whatever the futures are for those two characters are though I will be interested.

ramjam
04-24-2011, 12:20 PM
I still think a possible tag-team between ramjam and the ice cream man would be gold down the line. Whatever the futures are for those two characters are though I will be interested.

I haven't met this ice cream man!

PS.......I have MOVED IN! Look at my location! You may cry NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Leggo
04-24-2011, 12:23 PM
http://gothiquepie.webs.com/evil%20clown.jpg

Make sure you sleep with one eye OPEN!!!!!!!!!!!! Bwahahahahahaha!

From my neck of the woods, this guy would be called a Gordon Brown!

Rich Cranium
04-24-2011, 12:28 PM
From my neck of the woods, this guy would be called a Gordon Brown!

So he's the Prime Minster?

Leggo
04-24-2011, 12:31 PM
So he's the Prime Minster?

Well we was, not anymore... We have David Cameron... He is a Hampton wick too!

Rich Cranium
04-24-2011, 12:36 PM
Well we was, not anymore... We have David Cameron... He is a Hampton wick too!

What does it mean to call someone a Gordon Brown?

Leggo
04-24-2011, 12:40 PM
What does it mean to call someone a Gordon Brown?

Cockney rhyming slang mate...

Gordon Brown = clown
Hampton wick = dick

So for instance... "he's a right Hampton"

xAzureSkye
04-24-2011, 12:40 PM
Great show SES! I hope i get payback for Massdinero putting me through the announce table.. Can you dig it, sucka?

xAzureSkye
04-24-2011, 12:41 PM
What does it mean to call someone a Gordon Brown?

Gordon Brown was Prime Minister.. and wasnt very liked and like leggo said, it means clown!

samoan619
04-24-2011, 12:43 PM
Great show SES! I hope i get payback for Massdinero putting me through the announce table.. Can you dig it, sucka?

You handed his opponent a wrench, and it was used to get the pin over MD...

Silverdust
04-24-2011, 12:46 PM
You handed his opponent a wrench, and it was used to get the pin over MD...

Will you be there to watch MD's back at the next event?

IPEEINTHESHOWER
04-24-2011, 01:05 PM
Gordon Brown was Prime Minister.. and wasnt very liked and like leggo said, it means clown!

This Gordon Brown???:D


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N-ToGVwO8Q4

Leggo
04-24-2011, 01:07 PM
This Gordon Brown???:D


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N-ToGVwO8Q4

That's him china! Hahaha lol

Rich Cranium
04-24-2011, 01:09 PM
That's him china! Hahaha lol

Well maybe if he didn't spend so much time in China, he might still be Prime Minister ;)

IPEEINTHESHOWER
04-24-2011, 01:20 PM
I was shocked when I found JBW was in a rap video. My jaw dropped to the floor. Here it is, Enjoy!!!

21 seconds into the video JBW represent. WORD!!!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SjuTDBnFTfo&feature=related

thedag
04-24-2011, 01:23 PM
I was shocked when I found JBW was in a rap video. My jaw dropped to the floor. Here it is, Enjoy!!!

21 seconds into the video JBW represent. WORD!!!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SjuTDBnFTfo&feature=related

jeff hardy is out of shape now

Rich Cranium
04-24-2011, 01:23 PM
I was shocked when I found JBW was in a rap video. My jaw dropped to the floor. Here it is, Enjoy!!!

21 seconds into the video JBW represent. WORD!!!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SjuTDBnFTfo&feature=related

That was hilarious!

WWTNA Mark
04-24-2011, 03:17 PM
Another huge Warfare episode this Tuesday! ;)

Leggo
04-24-2011, 03:23 PM
Another huge Warfare episode this Tuesday! ;)

Robin hood mate, can't wait...

WWTNA Mark
04-24-2011, 03:25 PM
Robin hood mate, can't wait...

China plate, its gonna be great! ;)

Leggo
04-24-2011, 03:27 PM
China plate, its gonna be great! ;)

Go on wwtna with the cockney slang!

SilverLace
04-24-2011, 05:07 PM
Go on wwtna with the cockney slang!

Hi there, Leggo my eggo! XOXO

The Brown One
04-24-2011, 06:21 PM
I haven't met this ice cream man!

PS.......I have MOVED IN! Look at my location! You may cry NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sweet. Now we got someone whos from "EWNCW" and someone whos from "JBW".


Robin hood mate, can't wait...

Does robin hood mean good?

Silverdust
04-24-2011, 06:27 PM
Does robin hood mean good?

Robin Hood steals from the rich and gives to the poor. Now Commissioner Brown, how would you define that metaphor?

Leggo
04-24-2011, 07:27 PM
@ TBO

Yes it does me old china...

SilverLace
04-24-2011, 07:44 PM
@ TBO

Yes it does me old china...

I just called my friend my china plate and they said it sounded sexy! Well, when you got a sexy body anything you say sounds sexy, haha.

Oh, I have 2 easter eggs saved and maybe at Warfare, I will hide my eggs for you to find. ;)

The Brown One
04-24-2011, 07:51 PM
Robin Hood steals from the rich and gives to the poor. Now Commissioner Brown, how would you define that metaphor?

WTF I'm confused.

Silverdust
04-24-2011, 08:29 PM
WTF I'm confused.

I'll ask again, Robin Hood steals from the rich and gives to the poor, good or bad?

The Brown One
04-24-2011, 08:44 PM
I'll ask again, Robin Hood steals from the rich and gives to the poor, good or bad?

Dammit you could have asked what is my opinion on that lol. It depends on the degree of how wealthy people are, and how much people need something to live. e.g. if a homeless family was on the streets, and needed a piece of bread to survive, then I see it as doing a good thing for them.

Snair
04-24-2011, 09:24 PM
This cockney slang seems a tough one to master.

Leggo
04-24-2011, 09:31 PM
This cockney slang seems a tough one to master.

It does sound a bit radio rental, but it's just a giraffe!

ramjam
04-24-2011, 09:46 PM
It does sound a bit radio rental, but it's just a giraffe!

We had a giraffe at the carnival once. Well, when I was employed there as a clown but now I'm here!

xStraightxEdgexSaviorx
04-24-2011, 09:49 PM
It does sound a bit radio rental, but it's just a giraffe!

It does sound a bit mental, but it's just a laugh??

WWTNA Mark
04-24-2011, 09:50 PM
We had a giraffe at the carnival once. Well, when I was employed there as a clown but now I'm here!

Where do you live in JBW land? ;)

WWTNA Mark
04-24-2011, 09:51 PM
It does sound a bit radio rental, but it's just a giraffe!

I really need to learn it! :)

WWTNA Mark
04-24-2011, 09:56 PM
I just called my friend my china plate and they said it sounded sexy! Well, when you got a sexy body anything you say sounds sexy, haha.

Oh, I have 2 easter eggs saved and maybe at Warfare, I will hide my eggs for you to find. ;)

Post of the day sir.

Leggo
04-24-2011, 10:19 PM
It does sound a bit mental, but it's just a laugh??

Top marks my man, we'll make a cockney of you yet! Lol

Rich Cranium
04-24-2011, 10:56 PM
Top marks my man, we'll make a cockney of you yet! Lol

Butthead: He said cockney...

http://www.ccs.neu.edu/home/image/images/small-bnb.gif

Kashdinero
04-24-2011, 11:00 PM
~we join The Late Show with David Letterman in progress~

David Letterman: Well folks, that was Lady Gaga! And, she's not weird at all...

Now we've gotta go to the commercials, but up next we have JBW's own, MassDinero, uncensored and live!!!

~commercials~

New JBW action figures and ring. Get your hands on the new range of JBW wrestling toys, featuring: St George (with fire breathing dragon), The Silver Bros, Chainsaw, Snair, President Brown One, and Limited Edition Glow in the dark RamJam!

Subway: JBW Chairman WWTNA Mark has teamed up with Subway, to bring you the ultimate breakfast. The Powerslam! Four rashers of bacon and two eggs, the way you want em, in the bun of your choice. The Powerslam... Wrestle your hunger into submision!

Get the number one rated album. Young Sau's Monkey Beesness' first album has torn to the top of the charts get copy for $15.99 today! And to celebrate the new signing of MassDinero, we have a limited edition featuring the number one selling single Cuck FilverSena, at no extra cost!

Brokeback Mountain 2: One Man and his Dag: Staring the Jman and TheDag, with special appearances by the Silver Bros.

JBW WARFARE Last week we saw the formation of a new super power! What will this mean for the rest of JBW? Find out this Tuesday!

~end of commercials~

DL: OK, here we go! Ladies and Gentlemen, please, welcome my next guest. My good friend, and JBW's fastest rising star, Londons favourite rapper slash wrestler... The one and only, MassDinero!!

~Cuck FilverSena hits and Mass comes out, smiling, to a huge ovation~

Hey there Mass! How you doing pal?

MD: As always Davey Boy, I'm feeling on top of the world! Right now I may have a few muppets that need sorting out, but all in all, it's good to be MassDinero right now.

DL: I'll bet it is. Now Mass, I've been getting a lot of questions from my viewers about the friendship you and I have struck up over these past few months.

MD: Me too! Me too... Y'know, I tell 'em it's because we both love the ladies! ~turns to audience~ Guy's, I got laid three times in one night just from getting out of the same limo as Dave! ~audience laughs and wolf whistles~

DL: HeeHee, it's funny cause it's true! Now, tell us, how's the music thing going? I understand, you've just signed a new contract with Young Sau's ~audience go crazy at the mere mention of Young Sau's name, and DL waits patiently for them to calm down, while Mass encourages them~

With Young Sau's
~same reaction~

DL: this is eating into your interview time here Mass
~Mass silences audience with a hand~

MD: sorry Dave, go on.

DL: You've just signed with Young Sau's ~contained gasps from the audience~ new label Monkey Beesness?

MD: Yeah thats right, as you know my new single Cuck FilverSena was released through that label, we've been working on my new album for a while now, and to quote the big guy himself, "when dat shit drops, dese fools better up dey game!"

DL: I have no idea what that means, but it sure does sound like a strong endorsement! Now you mentioned Cuck FilverSena ~audience hoots n hollers~ and, I've gotta tell you, that was a brutal burial of someone you spent some time with traveling round the world as SilverMass. Did you mean all of that?

MD: Dave. It's a cold business... Did I want to lyrically tear him a new one? A little. Did I have to? Abso-bloody-lutely! If I never put that out there, I'd never of lived it down.

DL: He responded in kind, with what in my opinion was a lame attempt at best, but you've yet to respond to that. Theres been nothing in the way of raps fired at him since. Why is that? Surely it's your go?

MD: Nope. That's all folks! As far as a match up down the line, I'm all for it, but until someone pulls their finger out and makes it happen, I refuse to further this thing.... Except for the occasional Cuck FilverSena, every now and then!

DL: OK, moving on. Wesley Gol...

MD: Don't even say his name, I don't know who he thinks he is, but he's starting something I'm destined to finish. Thats all I've got to say about that little simpleton. For now.

DL: Hah! Kind words for he who shall not be named. Sucks to be that guy. Now, just before you go, anyone we should keep an eye on in the JBW?

MD: Where to start! Dave, people need to realise that JBW has the most entertaining roster on the planet, bar none! We've got guys like Snair, The Devils Advocate, Angry Samoan, IPOOINTHEBATH (don't pull that face Davey, it's his real name), and my boy Psycho Siaki tearing it up big time. Then we have one he'll of a tag team division that, although they are missing SilverMass they, are doing a fantastic Job, with the recent ascension of the Silver Bros in a prominent position on the card, along with The Gold Diggers and JMan & TheDag.

DL: Oh, I remember those two.

MD: Ha, yeah, the tag scene is doing great these days. We also have a few nut jobs round here that seriously need to get help, but for some reason Mark keeps hiring them. Guys like Zeus, Chainsaw and That Ice Cream dude, along with the returning RamJam. I'll tell ya, that Crazy clown makes the clown in Stephen Kings IT, look like Ronald McDonalds camp cousin from Rio De Janiero! Then there's this new guy, that some people are already clamouring to see face me in the ring. For now all I'll say is, St George. Think very, very, very carefully before you act.

DL: Both of you are from London. Have you ever met one another?

MD: No comment.

DL: And, there you have it folks, a talk show ended with a no comment!.... Irony.

Thanks for coming on here tonight Mass, it's been a pleasure as always. Now if you could just step on the stage and perform Cuck FilverSena we'd all be much obliged.

~Mass steps on the stage and performs Cuck FilverSena, as David and the audience dance, while the credits roll~

WWTNA Mark
04-24-2011, 11:03 PM
~we join The Late Show with David Letterman in progress~

David Letterman: Well folks, that was Lady Gaga! And, she's not weird at all...

Now we've gotta go to the commercials, but up next we have JBW's own, MassDinero, uncensored and live!!!

~commercials~

New JBW action figures and ring. Get your hands on the new range of JBW wrestling toys, featuring: St George (with fire breathing dragon), The Silver Bros, Chainsaw, Snair, President Brown One, and Limited Edition Glow in the dark RamJam!

Subway: JBW Chairman WWTNA Mark has teamed up with Subway, to bring you the ultimate breakfast. The Powerslam! Four rashers of bacon and two eggs, the way you want em, in the bun of your choice. The Powerslam... Wrestle your hunger into submision!

Get the number one rated album. Young Sau's Monkey Beesness' first album has torn to the top of the charts get copy for $15.99 today! And to celebrate the new signing of MassDinero, we have a limited edition featuring the number one selling single Cuck FilverSena, at no extra cost!

Brokeback Mountain 2: One Man and his Dag: Staring the Jman and TheDag, with special appearances by the Silver Bros.

JBW WARFARE Last week we saw the formation of a new super power! What will this mean for the rest of JBW? Find out this Tuesday!

~end of commercials~

DL: OK, here we go! Ladies and Gentlemen, please, welcome my next guest. My good friend, and JBW's fastest rising star, Londons favourite rapper slash wrestler... The one and only, MassDinero!!

~Cuck FilverSena hits and Mass comes out, smiling, to a huge ovation~

Hey there Mass! How you doing pal?

MD: As always Davey Boy, I'm feeling on top of the world! Right now I may have a few muppets that need sorting out, but all in all, it's good to be MassDinero right now.

DL: I'll bet it is. Now Mass, I've been getting a lot of questions from my viewers about the friendship you and I have struck up over these past few months.

MD: Me too! Me too... Y'know, I tell 'em it's because we both love the ladies! ~turns to audience~ Guy's, I got laid three times in one night just from getting out of the same limo as Dave! ~audience laughs and wolf whistles~

DL: HeeHee, it's funny cause it's true! Now, tell us, how's the music thing going? I understand, you've just signed a new contract with Young Sau's ~audience go crazy at the mere mention of Young Sau's name, and DL waits patiently for them to calm down, while Mass encourages them~

With Young Sau's
~same reaction~

DL: this is eating into your interview time here Mass
~Mass silences audience with a hand~

MD: sorry Dave, go on.

DL: You've just signed with Young Sau's ~contained gasps from the audience~ new label Monkey Beesness?

MD: Yeah thats right, as you know my new single Cuck FilverSena was released through that label, we've been working on my new album for a while now, and to quote the big guy himself, "when dat shit drops, dese fools better up dey game!"

DL: I have no idea what that means, but it sure does sound like a strong endorsement! Now you mentioned Cuck FilverSena ~audience hoots n hollers~ and, I've gotta tell you, that was a brutal burial of someone you spent some time with traveling round the world as SilverMass. Did you mean all of that?

MD: Dave. It's a cold business... Did I want to lyrically tear him a new one? A little. Did I have to? Abso-bloody-lutely! If I never put that out there, I'd never of lived it down.

DL: He responded in kind, with what in my opinion was a lame attempt at best, but you've yet to respond to that. Theres been nothing in the way of raps fired at him since. Why is that? Surely it's your go?

MD: Nope. That's all folks! As far as a match up down the line, I'm all for it, but until someone pulls their finger out and makes it happen, I refuse to further this thing.... Except for the occasional Cuck FilverSena, every now and then!

DL: OK, moving on. Wesley Gol...

MD: Don't even say his name, I don't know who he thinks he is, but he's starting something I'm destined to finish. Thats all I've got to say about that little simpleton. For now.

DL: Hah! Kind words for he who shall not be named. Sucks to be that guy. Now, just before you go, anyone we should keep an eye on in the JBW?

MD: Where to start! Dave, people need to realise that JBW has the most entertaining roster on the planet, bar none! We've got guys like Snair, The Devils Advocate, Angry Samoan, IPOOINTHEBATH (don't pull that face Davey, it's his real name), and my boy Psycho Siaki tearing it up big time. Then we have one he'll of a tag team division that, although they are missing SilverMass they, are doing a fantastic Job, with the recent ascension of the Silver Bros in a prominent position on the card, along with The Gold Diggers and JMan & TheDag.

DL: Oh, I remember those two.

MD: Ha, yeah, the tag scene is doing great these days. We also have a few nut jobs round here that seriously need to get help, but for some reason Mark keeps hiring them. Guys like Zeus, Chainsaw and That Ice Cream dude, along with the returning RamJam. I'll tell ya, that Crazy clown makes the clown in Stephen Kings IT, look like Ronald McDonalds camp cousin from Rio De Janiero! Then there's this new guy, that some people are already clamouring to see face me in the ring. For now all I'll say is, St George. Think very, very, very carefully before you act.

DL: Both of you are from London. Have you ever met one another?

MD: No comment.

DL: And, there you have it folks, a talk show ended with a no comment!.... Irony.

Thanks for coming on here tonight Mass, it's been a pleasure as always. Now if you could just step on the stage and perform Cuck FilverSena we'd all be much obliged.

~Mass steps on the stage and performs Cuck FilverSena, as David and the audience dance, while the credits roll~

LMFAO! This is fucking hilarious!!!

Rich Cranium
04-24-2011, 11:09 PM
~we join The Late Show with David Letterman in progress~


I'm not going to quote the whole thing but that was f'n BRILLIANT! :)

thedag
04-24-2011, 11:14 PM
New JBW action figures and ring. Get your hands on the new range of JBW wrestling toys, featuring: St George (with fire breathing dragon), The Silver Bros, Chainsaw, Snair, President Brown One, and Limited Edition Glow in the dark RamJam!

thedag is also part of that set. it comes with a nurse outfit.

xStraightxEdgexSaviorx
04-24-2011, 11:43 PM
You see, this is why MassDinero is destined for greatness. The effort and creativity in developing his character is second to none imo. KD, that was perfect man, you had me rolliing all the way through!!

WWTNA Mark
04-24-2011, 11:44 PM
You see, this is why MassDinero is destined for greatness. The effort and creativity in developing his character is second to none imo. KD, that was perfect man, you had me rolliing all the way through!!

Ma$$dinero>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Cuck FilverSena

SilverLace
04-24-2011, 11:48 PM
thedag is also part of that set. it comes with a nurse outfit.

SilverLace figures come with buttless chaps!

samoan619
04-25-2011, 01:22 AM
~we join The Late Show with David Letterman in progress~

David Letterman: Well folks, that was Lady Gaga! And, she's not weird at all...

Now we've gotta go to the commercials, but up next we have JBW's own, MassDinero, uncensored and live!!!

~commercials~

New JBW action figures and ring. Get your hands on the new range of JBW wrestling toys, featuring: St George (with fire breathing dragon), The Silver Bros, Chainsaw, Snair, President Brown One, and Limited Edition Glow in the dark RamJam!

Subway: JBW Chairman WWTNA Mark has teamed up with Subway, to bring you the ultimate breakfast. The Powerslam! Four rashers of bacon and two eggs, the way you want em, in the bun of your choice. The Powerslam... Wrestle your hunger into submision!

Get the number one rated album. Young Sau's Monkey Beesness' first album has torn to the top of the charts get copy for $15.99 today! And to celebrate the new signing of MassDinero, we have a limited edition featuring the number one selling single Cuck FilverSena, at no extra cost!

Brokeback Mountain 2: One Man and his Dag: Staring the Jman and TheDag, with special appearances by the Silver Bros.

JBW WARFARE Last week we saw the formation of a new super power! What will this mean for the rest of JBW? Find out this Tuesday!

~end of commercials~

DL: OK, here we go! Ladies and Gentlemen, please, welcome my next guest. My good friend, and JBW's fastest rising star, Londons favourite rapper slash wrestler... The one and only, MassDinero!!

~Cuck FilverSena hits and Mass comes out, smiling, to a huge ovation~

Hey there Mass! How you doing pal?

MD: As always Davey Boy, I'm feeling on top of the world! Right now I may have a few muppets that need sorting out, but all in all, it's good to be MassDinero right now.

DL: I'll bet it is. Now Mass, I've been getting a lot of questions from my viewers about the friendship you and I have struck up over these past few months.

MD: Me too! Me too... Y'know, I tell 'em it's because we both love the ladies! ~turns to audience~ Guy's, I got laid three times in one night just from getting out of the same limo as Dave! ~audience laughs and wolf whistles~

DL: HeeHee, it's funny cause it's true! Now, tell us, how's the music thing going? I understand, you've just signed a new contract with Young Sau's ~audience go crazy at the mere mention of Young Sau's name, and DL waits patiently for them to calm down, while Mass encourages them~

With Young Sau's
~same reaction~

DL: this is eating into your interview time here Mass
~Mass silences audience with a hand~

MD: sorry Dave, go on.

DL: You've just signed with Young Sau's ~contained gasps from the audience~ new label Monkey Beesness?

MD: Yeah thats right, as you know my new single Cuck FilverSena was released through that label, we've been working on my new album for a while now, and to quote the big guy himself, "when dat shit drops, dese fools better up dey game!"

DL: I have no idea what that means, but it sure does sound like a strong endorsement! Now you mentioned Cuck FilverSena ~audience hoots n hollers~ and, I've gotta tell you, that was a brutal burial of someone you spent some time with traveling round the world as SilverMass. Did you mean all of that?

MD: Dave. It's a cold business... Did I want to lyrically tear him a new one? A little. Did I have to? Abso-bloody-lutely! If I never put that out there, I'd never of lived it down.

DL: He responded in kind, with what in my opinion was a lame attempt at best, but you've yet to respond to that. Theres been nothing in the way of raps fired at him since. Why is that? Surely it's your go?

MD: Nope. That's all folks! As far as a match up down the line, I'm all for it, but until someone pulls their finger out and makes it happen, I refuse to further this thing.... Except for the occasional Cuck FilverSena, every now and then!

DL: OK, moving on. Wesley Gol...

MD: Don't even say his name, I don't know who he thinks he is, but he's starting something I'm destined to finish. Thats all I've got to say about that little simpleton. For now.

DL: Hah! Kind words for he who shall not be named. Sucks to be that guy. Now, just before you go, anyone we should keep an eye on in the JBW?

MD: Where to start! Dave, people need to realise that JBW has the most entertaining roster on the planet, bar none! We've got guys like Snair, The Devils Advocate, Angry Samoan, IPOOINTHEBATH (don't pull that face Davey, it's his real name), and my boy Psycho Siaki tearing it up big time. Then we have one he'll of a tag team division that, although they are missing SilverMass they, are doing a fantastic Job, with the recent ascension of the Silver Bros in a prominent position on the card, along with The Gold Diggers and JMan & TheDag.

DL: Oh, I remember those two.

MD: Ha, yeah, the tag scene is doing great these days. We also have a few nut jobs round here that seriously need to get help, but for some reason Mark keeps hiring them. Guys like Zeus, Chainsaw and That Ice Cream dude, along with the returning RamJam. I'll tell ya, that Crazy clown makes the clown in Stephen Kings IT, look like Ronald McDonalds camp cousin from Rio De Janiero! Then there's this new guy, that some people are already clamouring to see face me in the ring. For now all I'll say is, St George. Think very, very, very carefully before you act.

DL: Both of you are from London. Have you ever met one another?

MD: No comment.

DL: And, there you have it folks, a talk show ended with a no comment!.... Irony.

Thanks for coming on here tonight Mass, it's been a pleasure as always. Now if you could just step on the stage and perform Cuck FilverSena we'd all be much obliged.

~Mass steps on the stage and performs Cuck FilverSena, as David and the audience dance, while the credits roll~

Hahahaha Another creative segment from my boy MassDinero.. That was straight hillarious, and you know I got the recording studio ready when you come down to the states, its on like donkey kong haha... 3 Amigos vs The World...

Kashdinero
04-25-2011, 01:43 AM
Thanks for the comments guy. Coming from some of you genius', it means a lot.

The Brown One
04-25-2011, 02:10 AM
You see, this is why MassDinero is destined for greatness. The effort and creativity in developing his character is second to none imo. KD, that was perfect man, you had me rolliing all the way through!!

Couldn't agree with you more.


SilverLace figures come with buttless chaps!

If you're going to move into the gay gimmick you should at least go all out with it! e.g. "SilverLace figures come with assless chaps".

Snair
04-25-2011, 03:32 AM
I'll keep it simple
Massdinero = $$$$$

The Brown One
04-25-2011, 03:46 AM
I'll keep it simple
Massdinero = $$$$$

If only we could turn that $$$$ into real money than we would be rich!

Pumpkinhead
04-25-2011, 10:09 AM
I would use Cuck Filversena as my ringtone!!!

SilverLace
04-25-2011, 11:15 AM
If you're going to move into the gay gimmick you should at least go all out with it! e.g. "SilverLace figures come with assless chaps".

Since when did you become my English teacher? Also, until you are my husband, I am free to improvise how I see fit! No XOXO's for you!

thedag
04-25-2011, 12:14 PM
SilverLace figures come with buttless chaps!

and this i hope.

http://media.gamerevolution.com/images/misc/Image/balls/ball_gag.jpg

SilverLace
04-25-2011, 12:26 PM
and this i hope.

http://media.gamerevolution.com/images/misc/Image/balls/ball_gag.jpg

I tried to get that for my partner's action figures so he wouldn't ask so many questions but I was shot down due to the S&M factor. :(

thedag
04-25-2011, 12:36 PM
I tried to get that for my partner's action figures so he wouldn't ask so many questions but I was shot down due to the S&M factor. :(

i would get annoy too if all my partner ask was why am i the bottom tonight.

Leggo
04-25-2011, 02:36 PM
News from the "Headlines" section of EWN website...

St George comments on message, book signing, Massdinero , more

At his recent book signing for his new book - By George - You Zsa Zsa?, St George was asked by fans about his cryptic message (St George has a cash win in his sights) for a star on the JBW roster. This is what he said, “Well, you know my china plates, it’s not that hard to decipher. Take a careful butchers hook”. It seems he has brought a lot of mystery to the JBW roster. More news on this when we have it. Any readers than can decipher this message, please feel free to send me a PM at the usual address.

Massdinero recently commented about St George on the David Letterman show. St George responded on a recent interview on Sky Sports, this is what he said: “The guy (mass) goes on the Letterman show and he tiddley winks he can make a rum & coke out of me!. Well Massdinero, Lass-in-fear-o, pass-in-zero, crash-in-gearo, bash-the-weirdo, has-bin-hero… whatever your name is!… I’ve got wooden pews for you my china. When I need advice, I’ll ask for it.

When asked about Massdinero further, he added, “Our accomplishments are almost equal, and that’s all I want to say about him for now” This sounds interesting, as JBW sources suggest that Mass is not the mysterious man St George is talking about.

More news when we get it….


***100% DIRECT LINK - thedag & partner crossdressing pics - WTF? Must see!

http://i1222.photobucket.com/albums/dd485/greggy6/cross-dressing-cage-fighters-pic-wales-news-service-image-1-236102509.jpg

http://i1222.photobucket.com/albums/dd485/greggy6/facebook.gif Alpha Kenny Wun 9.00
St George would kick mass's ass!

http://i1222.photobucket.com/albums/dd485/greggy6/facebook.gif Boyd Schidt 8.55
I just cannot work out who the mystery guy is!

samoan619
04-25-2011, 02:46 PM
News from the "Headlines" section of EWN website...

St George comments on message, book signing, Massdinero , more

At his recent book signing for his new book - By George - You Zsa Zsa?, St George was asked by fans about his cryptic message (St George has a cash win in his sights) for a star on the JBW roster. This is what he said, “Well, you know my china plates, it’s not that hard to decipher. Take a careful butchers hook”. It seems he has brought a lot of mystery to the JBW roster. More news on this when we have it. Any readers than can decipher this message, please feel free to send me a PM at the usual address.

Massdinero recently commented about St George on the David Letterman show. St George responded on a recent interview on Sky Sports, this is what he said: “The guy (mass) goes on the Letterman show and he tiddley winks he can make a rum & coke out of me!. Well Massdinero, Lass-in-fear-o, pass-in-zero, crash-in-gearo, bash-the-weirdo, has-bin-hero… whatever your name is!… I’ve got wooden pews for you my china. When I need advice, I’ll ask for it.

When asked about Massdinero further, he added, “Our accomplishments are almost equal, and that’s all I want to say about him for now” This sounds interesting, as JBW sources suggest that Mass is not the mysterious man St George is talking about.

More news when we get it….


***100% DIRECT LINK - thedag & partner crossdressing pics - WTF? Must see!

http://i1222.photobucket.com/albums/dd485/greggy6/cross-dressing-cage-fighters-pic-wales-news-service-image-1-236102509.jpg

http://i1222.photobucket.com/albums/dd485/greggy6/facebook.gif Alpha Kenny Wun 9.00
St George would kick mass's ass!

http://i1222.photobucket.com/albums/dd485/greggy6/facebook.gif Boyd Schidt 8.55
I just cannot work out who the mystery guy is!

Great job Leggo!! You guys are really coming outta the woodwork with these promos.. The pic and the comments section from EWN were hillarious too..

Leggo
04-25-2011, 02:49 PM
@Samoan619

Cheers china, the pics didnt quite work out the way I planned, but hey...

xStraightxEdgexSaviorx
04-25-2011, 03:26 PM
My lord people, your really starting to make me look bad with your ingenuity. Excellent work Leggo, I think you've got the entire roster's, including MassDinero's notice on this one.

WWTNA Mark
04-25-2011, 03:33 PM
News from the "Headlines" section of EWN website...

St George comments on message, book signing, Massdinero , more

At his recent book signing for his new book - By George - You Zsa Zsa?, St George was asked by fans about his cryptic message (St George has a cash win in his sights) for a star on the JBW roster. This is what he said, “Well, you know my china plates, it’s not that hard to decipher. Take a careful butchers hook”. It seems he has brought a lot of mystery to the JBW roster. More news on this when we have it. Any readers than can decipher this message, please feel free to send me a PM at the usual address.

Massdinero recently commented about St George on the David Letterman show. St George responded on a recent interview on Sky Sports, this is what he said: “The guy (mass) goes on the Letterman show and he tiddley winks he can make a rum & coke out of me!. Well Massdinero, Lass-in-fear-o, pass-in-zero, crash-in-gearo, bash-the-weirdo, has-bin-hero… whatever your name is!… I’ve got wooden pews for you my china. When I need advice, I’ll ask for it.

When asked about Massdinero further, he added, “Our accomplishments are almost equal, and that’s all I want to say about him for now” This sounds interesting, as JBW sources suggest that Mass is not the mysterious man St George is talking about.

More news when we get it….


***100% DIRECT LINK - thedag & partner crossdressing pics - WTF? Must see!

http://i1222.photobucket.com/albums/dd485/greggy6/cross-dressing-cage-fighters-pic-wales-news-service-image-1-236102509.jpg

http://i1222.photobucket.com/albums/dd485/greggy6/facebook.gif Alpha Kenny Wun 9.00
St George would kick mass's ass!

http://i1222.photobucket.com/albums/dd485/greggy6/facebook.gif Boyd Schidt 8.55
I just cannot work out who the mystery guy is!

This is the post of the day!

jhorton1215
04-25-2011, 03:33 PM
:The Following Is A Public Service Announcement From Mount Olympus:

*Zeus Apollo is seen standing in front of the "Gates of Olympus"*... He starts talking like the guy in the Old Spice commercials.

"Am I really a God? Are you really human? Do Aliens exist? These are questions, and I have answers... With my new deal with Old Spice. First we had Matterhorn, Denali, Fiji, Cyprus, and then Komodo... Now with the fragrance of freshness, and the scent of power we have the newest edition... Apollo."

*Zeus winks*


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3kns-4B5SG8

WWTNA Mark
04-25-2011, 03:35 PM
:The Following Is A Public Service Announcement From Mount Olympus:

*Zeus Apollo is seen standing in front of the "Gates of Olympus"*... He starts talking like the guy in the Old Spice commercials.

"Am I really a God? Are you really human? Do Aliens exist? These are questions, and I have answers... With my new deal with Old Spice. First we had Matterhorn, Denali, Fiji, Cyprus, and then Komodo... Now with the fragrance of freshness, and the scent of power we have the newest edition... Apollo."

*Zeus winks*


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3kns-4B5SG8

Hahaha! This was funny!!!

jhorton1215
04-25-2011, 03:37 PM
Hahaha! This was funny!!!

The stars of JBW are all getting big endorsements.

Rich Cranium
04-25-2011, 03:38 PM
Hahaha! This was funny!!!

Wow, this stuff is really impressive. How do I top this?

HeelTurn
04-25-2011, 03:38 PM
GO FILM recently had an interview with current JBW star The Prophecy about his role in the latest Jason Statham film "BOOM Goes The Dynamite", heres what the wrestling star had to say:

"It was great being in my first Hollywood film, even better being alongside fellow Englishman Statham" when asked about a possible career in films after such rave reviews The Prophecy replied "do I see myself leaving JBW? No Wrestling is my true passion, althoug Im more than up for doing more films".

The Prophecy did all of his own stunts in the film, where he plays an evil oil tycoon who does battle with Statham. Statham had the following to say "he's one tough SOB Ill tell you that, I think I may just give this JBW a look".

samoan619
04-25-2011, 03:39 PM
Wow, this stuff is really impressive. How do I top this?

By joining the JBW of course *nudge*

Leggo
04-25-2011, 03:39 PM
:The Following Is A Public Service Announcement From Mount Olympus:

*Zeus Apollo is seen standing in front of the "Gates of Olympus"*... He starts talking like the guy in the Old Spice commercials.

"Am I really a God? Are you really human? Do Aliens exist? These are questions, and I have answers... With my new deal with Old Spice. First we had Matterhorn, Denali, Fiji, Cyprus, and then Komodo... Now with the fragrance of freshness, and the scent of power we have the newest edition... Apollo."

*Zeus winks*


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3kns-4B5SG8

Lol mate, that was funny! When do we get our endorsements? Lol

jhorton1215
04-25-2011, 03:42 PM
Lol mate, that was funny! When do we get our endorsements? Lol

When you become as awesome as Zeus Apollo xD

Leggo
04-25-2011, 03:48 PM
When you become as awesome as Zeus Apollo xD

When you're big enough my china plate, you'll be too old! And that's no rum and coke...

xStraightxEdgexSaviorx
04-25-2011, 03:58 PM
After reading and re-reading the comments made by MassDinero, St. George, Zeus Apollo, and The Prophecy, all I have to say is one thing: JBW! JBW! JBW!

Leggo
04-25-2011, 04:00 PM
After reading and re-reading the comments made by MassDinero, St. George, Zeus Apollo, and The Prophecy, all I have to say is one thing: JBW! JBW! JBW!

Ding dong bell yeah!!

xStraightxEdgexSaviorx
04-25-2011, 04:04 PM
Ding dong bell yeah!!

Lol is there a cockney rhyme for almost every word?

HeelTurn
04-25-2011, 04:19 PM
Here is the synopsis for the new film "Boom Goes The Dynamite starring Jason Statham and JBW's own The Prophecy.

"Matt Killian (JBW wrestler The Prophecy) is a billionaire oil tycoon who only cares about money, his bodyguard Howard Rayne (Jason Statham) has put up with his shady dealings for along time...until now. After realising the error of his ways Rayne sets out on his own, but Killian wont allow it. Its a rollercoaster of action as Rayne must escape Killian's ruthless henchman and prove his innocence after Killian frames him for the murder of 3 wealthy businessmen. BOOM Goes The Dynamite is in cinemas worldwide from May 1st".

thedag
04-25-2011, 04:35 PM
Here is the synopsis for the new film "Boom Goes The Dynamite starring Jason Statham and JBW's own The Prophecy.

"Matt Killian (JBW wrestler The Prophecy) is a billionaire oil tycoon who only cares about money, his bodyguard Howard Rayne (Jason Statham) has put up with his shady dealings for along time...until now. After realising the error of his ways Rayne sets out on his own, but Killian wont allow it. Its a rollercoaster of action as Rayne must escape Killian's ruthless henchman and prove his innocence after Killian frames him for the murder of 3 wealthy businessmen. BOOM Goes The Dynamite is in cinemas worldwide from May 1st".

Will Jason Statham be shirtless at all in the film?

HeelTurn
04-25-2011, 04:36 PM
Will Jason Statham be shirtless at all in the film?

Its Jason Statham, he wont even be wearing a shirt lol

thedag
04-25-2011, 04:46 PM
i will be first in line for the movie then.

WWTNA Mark
04-25-2011, 04:55 PM
I sent out some PMs to the Warfare talent. Make sure to send me the promos to the JBW official profile.

The Brown One
04-25-2011, 04:57 PM
Since when did you become my English teacher? Also, until you are my husband, I am free to improvise how I see fit! No XOXO's for you!

That will never happen mate.




Lol is there a cockney rhyme for almost every word?

I'm sure the new code "cash win" is cockney for something. Since he just said that hes not going after MD.

thejman93
04-25-2011, 05:03 PM
I sent out some PMs to the Warfare talent. Make sure to send me the promos to the JBW official profile.

PM sent boss.

xAzureSkye
04-25-2011, 05:03 PM
Will Jason Statham be shirtless at all in the film?

Why, does that make the film better? lmao

WWTNA Mark
04-25-2011, 05:42 PM
http://www.1fastfoodcoupon.com/images/subway.jpg

Hey everybody!!! You wanna look like the JBW wrestlers and have musculer gloots like Silverlace, well get your big ass to Subway where you can eat healthy and feel like a JBW wrestler!!! Eating Subway is the first step and going to the gym is another!

http://www.40daydetox.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/Jared_fogle_the_subway_guy-230x300.jpg
Thats right Subway man! Life is about choices and make the right choice by eating at Subway, eat fresh! Also, boycotting EWNCW shows and ordering Pioneered Annihilation on May 16th is another great choice. Just saying. ;)

samoan619
04-25-2011, 06:12 PM
http://www.1fastfoodcoupon.com/images/subway.jpg

Hey everybody!!! You wanna look like the JBW wrestlers and have musculer gloots like Silverlace, well get your big ass to Subway where you can eat healthy and feel like a JBW wrestler!!! Eating Subway is the first step and going to the gym is another!

http://www.40daydetox.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/Jared_fogle_the_subway_guy-230x300.jpg
Thats right Subway man! Life is about choices and make the right choice by eating at Subway, eat fresh! Also, boycotting EWNCW shows and ordering Pioneered Annihilation on May 16th is another great choice. Just saying. ;)

LMAO @ Glutes like SilverLace lololol.. The funniest thing about this post is that i just came from Subway and hopped on the computer eating my big philly cheese steak..

thedag
04-25-2011, 06:23 PM
SilverLace sent me this.



http://i404.photobucket.com/albums/pp130/product_of_nothing/emo-alica-burke-cut-i-love-jb-on-her-arm-justin-bieber-18474567-600-4502.jpg

samoan619
04-25-2011, 06:42 PM
SilverLace sent me this.



http://i404.photobucket.com/albums/pp130/product_of_nothing/emo-alica-burke-cut-i-love-jb-on-her-arm-justin-bieber-18474567-600-4502.jpg

Now thats a commitment to the company..

xStraightxEdgexSaviorx
04-25-2011, 07:33 PM
Do you guys realize were one page away from equaling EWNCW in the page count? I know it's not a race or anything, but it still shows that we have a lot of people interested in the product.

IPEEINTHESHOWER
04-25-2011, 07:37 PM
Do you guys realize were one page away from equaling EWNCW in the page count? I know it's not a race or anything, but it still shows that we have a lot of people interested in the product.

http://img2.imageshack.us/img2/5814/thisthreadisbadandyoush.jpg

thedag
04-25-2011, 07:44 PM
Do you guys realize were one page away from equaling EWNCW in the page count? I know it's not a race or anything, but it still shows that we have a lot of people interested in the product.

i knew we were but didnt want to say anything. cause now they will post stupid pointless stuff in there thread.

thedag
04-25-2011, 07:56 PM
http://img2.imageshack.us/img2/5814/thisthreadisbadandyoush.jpg

lolol cute.

WWTNA Mark
04-25-2011, 08:00 PM
i knew we were but didnt want to say anything. cause now they will post stupid pointless stuff in there thread.

My thoughts exactly.

xStraightxEdgexSaviorx
04-25-2011, 08:09 PM
i knew we were but didnt want to say anything. cause now they will post stupid pointless stuff in there thread.

Or our thread. See IPITS...granted that was kinda funny and I love Futurama

WWTNA Mark
04-25-2011, 08:34 PM
Damn, we might hit 400!

xStraightxEdgexSaviorx
04-25-2011, 08:53 PM
Damn, we might hit 400!

We might hit 400 by May.

samoan619
04-25-2011, 08:59 PM
lets talk about the beard of zeus' promo on The other thread.. that had to be one of the corniest promos ever done, i like his character on the show but that was a Horrible promo speaking on what we got going on over here.. well Truth be told, id be making promos about us too, if i couldnt be creative enough to bring more interesting material to the fed i belong to... at least they Will still have shuriken, the force of greatness, richcranium, tommy, and kev to keep things interesting outside of the shows (i admit i like their shows).. whether if we'll Be putting on great shows with our great cast of characters or doing films, endorsing products , or online/television interviews, what is Revealed is that we have the greatest show going on.. there is Nobody here hogging the limelight, no one man shows, no disappearing wrestlers gone for a while then coming back like the show Is back on.. and now i want to see zeus apollo vs the beard of zeus at the cross promo, one is a warrior and the other is a comedian, lets see who gets cracked open like a Safe after that battle..

thedag
04-25-2011, 10:31 PM
i told you there post will go up.

my promos suck but im going to work on them more.

WWTNA Mark
04-25-2011, 10:32 PM
lets talk about the beard of zeus' promo on The other thread.. that had to be one of the corniest promos ever done, i like his character on the show but that was a Horrible promo speaking on what we got going on over here.. well Truth be told, id be making promos about us too, if i couldnt be creative enough to bring more interesting material to the fed i belong to... at least they Will still have shuriken, the force of greatness, richcranium, tommy, and kev to keep things interesting outside of the shows (i admit i like their shows).. whether if we'll Be putting on great shows with our great cast of characters or doing films, endorsing products , or online/television interviews, what is Revealed is that we have the greatest show going on.. there is Nobody here hogging the limelight, no one man shows, no disappearing wrestlers gone for a while then coming back like the show Is back on.. and now i want to see zeus apollo vs the beard of zeus at the cross promo, one is a warrior and the other is a comedian, lets see who gets cracked open like a Safe after that battle..

My money is on Zeus Apollo!

samoan619
04-25-2011, 10:41 PM
i told you there post will go up.

my promos suck but im going to work on them more.

All you need is one line and its already gold.. You and SilverLace are one of the most entertaining reads from one or two sentences hahaha.. Sometimes you can get your point across by a short counterpoint..

xStraightxEdgexSaviorx
04-25-2011, 10:42 PM
lets talk about the beard of zeus' promo on The other thread.. that had to be one of the corniest promos ever done, i like his character on the show but that was a Horrible promo speaking on what we got going on over here.. well Truth be told, id be making promos about us too, if i couldnt be creative enough to bring more interesting material to the fed i belong to... at least they Will still have shuriken, the force of greatness, richcranium, tommy, and kev to keep things interesting outside of the shows (i admit i like their shows).. whether if we'll Be putting on great shows with our great cast of characters or doing films, endorsing products , or online/television interviews, what is Revealed is that we have the greatest show going on.. there is Nobody here hogging the limelight, no one man shows, no disappearing wrestlers gone for a while then coming back like the show Is back on.. and now i want to see zeus apollo vs the beard of zeus at the cross promo, one is a warrior and the other is a comedian, lets see who gets cracked open like a Safe after that battle..

Not sure if this was a promo or a shoot, but either way it was very good. Well done samoan619!!

WWTNA Mark
04-25-2011, 10:43 PM
Not sure if this was a promo or a shoot, but either way it was very good. Well done samoan619!!

Its the truth too.

samoan619
04-25-2011, 10:49 PM
Not sure if this was a promo or a shoot, but either way it was very good. Well done samoan619!!

It was neither, more of a rant filled with bad grammar lolol..

Rich Cranium
04-25-2011, 10:51 PM
at least they Will still have shuriken, the force of greatness, richcranium, tommy, and kev to keep things interesting outside of the shows (i admit i like their shows)

Kev announced his retirement earlier.

xStraightxEdgexSaviorx
04-25-2011, 10:51 PM
It was neither, more of a rant filled with bad grammar lolol..

Lol it's okay, I don't think we have too many grammar Nazis here in JBW, but even if there were some, I don't think anyone would say anything to you...you look kinda scary man lol.

WWTNA Mark
04-25-2011, 10:51 PM
Kev announced his retirement earlier.

For what???

xStraightxEdgexSaviorx
04-25-2011, 10:52 PM
Kev announced his retirement earlier.

Does it seem legit or do you think it's a work...personally speaking.

Rich Cranium
04-25-2011, 10:55 PM
Does it seem legit or do you think it's a work...personally speaking.

Only Kev knows. I know he was flustered with the arrival of SilverCena.

samoan619
04-25-2011, 11:05 PM
Lol it's okay, I don't think we have too many grammar Nazis here in JBW, but even if there were some, I don't think anyone would say anything to you...you look kinda scary man lol.

LMAO, Its all about high 5's and milkshakes with me.. High 5's and milkshakes all around hahahaha...

THEKEVINBRAND
04-25-2011, 11:08 PM
Does it seem legit or do you think it's a work...personally speaking.

it's legit bro, Cena wanted my spot, he got it

thedag
04-25-2011, 11:13 PM
it's legit bro, Cena wanted my spot, he got it

the whole cena thing was bullshit really. your more then welcome to hang out here.

thedag
04-25-2011, 11:15 PM
wait did we pass EWNCW?

THEKEVINBRAND
04-25-2011, 11:15 PM
the whole cena thing was bullshit really. your more then welcome to hang out here.

im out of the game, im staying as a fan to both shows

thedag
04-25-2011, 11:17 PM
im out of the game, im staying as a fan to both shows

well feel free to give us your imput on stuff.

xStraightxEdgexSaviorx
04-25-2011, 11:21 PM
it's legit bro, Cena wanted my spot, he got it

I think I believe you because I understand where your coming from with that one. You don't just come in and take over someone's spot in my book, but that was up to the EWNCW writers and that's not my decision. With that being said though, I don't know just quite how mended the fences are between you and WWTNA Mark, but as far as I'm concerned your always welcomed back to JBW as a part of Mayhem. If you ever wanna get back in the game just shoot me a PM man, and I'll be sure to find a spot for you.

If you do decide to come back you won't be getting the "Zach Ryder treatment" I can assure you of that. But at the same time I'm not a hypocrite, so you won't be given the SilverCena treatment either. By that I mean you're not gonna be given anything when you come in and your spot is not a done deal, but if you come in and make an impact like Leggo did, and like I'm sure that your capable of, you will take your spot. Just something to ponder.

Oh yeah, and I know this entire thing was a shameless plug on my part, but dammit I have the right to recruit talent when I see it! Especially free agents.

**EDIT** well never-mind then. I just read your most recent post.

THEKEVINBRAND
04-25-2011, 11:23 PM
I think I believe you because I understand where your coming from with that one. You don't just come in and take over someone's spot in my book, but that was up to the EWNCW writers and that's not my decision. With that being said though, I don't know just quite how mended the fences are between you and WWTNA Mark, but as far as I'm concerned your always welcomed back to JBW as a part of Mayhem. If you ever wanna get back in the game just shoot me a PM man, and I'll be sure to find a spot for you.

If you do decide to come back you won't be getting the "Zach Ryder treatment" I can assure you of that. But at the same time I'm not a hypocrite, so you won't be given the SilverCena treatment either. By that I mean you're not gonna be given anything when you come in and your spot is not a done deal, but if you come in and make an impact like Leggo did, and like I'm sure that your capable of, you will take your spot. Just something to ponder.

Oh yeah, and I know this entire thing was a shameless plug on my part, but dammit I have the right to recruit talent when I see it! Especially free agents.

**EDIT** well never-mind then. I just read your most recent post.

i'll think about it

xStraightxEdgexSaviorx
04-25-2011, 11:45 PM
LMAO, Its all about high 5's and milkshakes with me.. High 5's and milkshakes all around hahahaha...

This made me lol. Btw my brotha, could you clear some space in your inbox please, I was gonna send you something.

samoan619
04-25-2011, 11:56 PM
This made me lol. Btw my brotha, could you clear some space in your inbox please, I was gonna send you something.

LMAO Yessir its all clear my brotha..

Kashdinero
04-26-2011, 01:03 AM
St George. You know Mass doesn't take no shit. I thought you would know better than trying to play the rhyming game with me. Although, you're not the first, and I'm sure you won't be the last. Good luck with that.

xStraightxEdgexSaviorx
04-26-2011, 01:06 AM
LMAO Yessir its all clear my brotha..

PM sent man!

xStraightxEdgexSaviorx
04-26-2011, 01:09 AM
St George. You know Mass doesn't take no shit. I thought you would know better than trying to play the rhyming game with me. Although, you're not the first, and I'm sure you won't be the last. Good luck with that.

Ahh tension. I like it! I think this could be something to consider for the future!!

Kashdinero
04-26-2011, 01:19 AM
Ahh tension. I like it! I think this could be something to consider for the future!!

Right now I have a certain doofus by the name of Wes Silverman (or, something like that, anyway) to deal with. Or to put it another way, Georgie boy will have to wait his turn, as I firstly have to kick Silvermans arse a few times (just to make my point).

Kashdinero
04-26-2011, 01:22 AM
Still waiting for Kev to grow a pair BTW. By the looks of it, I could be waiting a long time... Imagine being forced in to retirement by Cuck FilverSena! What a whiny little douche!

Snair
04-26-2011, 01:23 AM
Great to know that Heelturn has landed on a film role.There seems to be some tension growing between Mass & George.

THEKEVINBRAND
04-26-2011, 01:24 AM
Still waiting for Kev to grow a pair BTW. By the looks of it, I could be waiting a long time... Imagine being forced in to retirement by Cuck FilverSena! What a whiny little douche!

my choice bro

xStraightxEdgexSaviorx
04-26-2011, 01:28 AM
Right now I have a certain doofus by the name of Wes Silverman (or, something like that, anyway) to deal with. Or to put it another way, Georgie boy will have to wait his turn, as I firstly have to kick Silvermans arse a few times (just to make my point).

Well, I can't speak for St. George directly, but I do think he has some other plans for the time being as well. I thnk the next PPV we could potentially cook something up though. *eagerly awaits St. Georges reply*

Leggo
04-26-2011, 01:38 AM
Well, I can't speak for St. George directly, but I do think he has some other plans for the time being as well. I thnk the next PPV we could potentially cook something up though. *eagerly awaits St. Georges reply*

"Georgie boy" says, he has a cash win in his sights!

Nothing changes with you, does it mass?

Kashdinero
04-26-2011, 01:49 AM
"Georgie boy" says, he has a cash win in his sights!

Nothing changes with you, does it mass?

Mass has been, and always will be... Mass. I'm unable to be anyone else, no matter what side of the pond I'm on... Good luck with ya cash win!

Kashdinero
04-26-2011, 01:51 AM
my choice bro

Of course it is, but your reasoning just doesn't sit well with me... Sorry for being a prick, but... MAN UP!!!!

The Brown One
04-26-2011, 01:57 AM
lets talk about the beard of zeus' promo on The other thread.. that had to be one of the corniest promos ever done, i like his character on the show but that was a Horrible promo speaking on what we got going on over here.. well Truth be told, id be making promos about us too, if i couldnt be creative enough to bring more interesting material to the fed i belong to... at least they Will still have shuriken, the force of greatness, richcranium, tommy, and kev to keep things interesting outside of the shows (i admit i like their shows).. whether if we'll Be putting on great shows with our great cast of characters or doing films, endorsing products , or online/television interviews, what is Revealed is that we have the greatest show going on.. there is Nobody here hogging the limelight, no one man shows, no disappearing wrestlers gone for a while then coming back like the show Is back on.. and now i want to see zeus apollo vs the beard of zeus at the cross promo, one is a warrior and the other is a comedian, lets see who gets cracked open like a Safe after that battle..

100% true. I too would enjoy seeing this match. But unfortunately, our Zeus is also away frequently.

BTW JBW, CONGRATS ON THE ACHIEVEMENT! Its taken 2 months and 2 days, but we have done it. Thanks for making this the highest page count thread in the history of EWN too! I hope you will continue to support JBW :D

Snair
04-26-2011, 02:23 AM
So we've earned our rightful spot as no.1 e-fed.Congrats to each & every member of JBW for making this happen.

thedag
04-26-2011, 02:59 AM
I give you 2 weeks until you give up.


long two weeks.

Leggo
04-26-2011, 03:03 AM
long two weeks.

Quality my friend, quality! Lol

samoan619
04-26-2011, 03:17 AM
long two weeks.

The longest two weeks in the history of man.. Can the JBW get a check from the Guinness World Records for Longest Two Weeks Ever lolol??

Leggo
04-26-2011, 04:19 AM
Congrats to WWTNA Mark for making JBW so successful...

A message from your boys on the roster!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1MsKW84b-7E&feature=youtube_gdata_player

Leggo
04-26-2011, 04:28 AM
Congrats to WWTNA Mark for making JBW so successful...

A message from your boys on the roster!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1MsKW84b-7E&feature=youtube_gdata_player

And to SES, and everyone on the roster!

But mainly to wwtna Mark, for having the niagra falls to start this up!

xStraightxEdgexSaviorx
04-26-2011, 05:02 AM
And to SES, and everyone on the roster!

But mainly to wwtna Mark, for having the niagra falls to start this up!

Not really man, I've only been doing Mayhem for two weeks now. Other than that it's been all WWTNA. A lot of the promos and other stuff on the shows WWTNA does by himself, and he deserves all the credit in the world for that. Much respect to WWTNA for making what I really believe to be the greatest e-fed in the world.

WWTNA Mark
04-26-2011, 06:23 AM
Thanks guys but I can't take the credit for making JBW successful. We all had input in things and we all made JBW successful. Thats why we are the #1 E-Fed! ;)

Snair
04-26-2011, 06:28 AM
And to SES, and everyone on the roster!

But mainly to wwtna Mark, for having the niagra falls to start this up!

I totally agree with you but naigra falls???

xStraightxEdgexSaviorx
04-26-2011, 06:32 AM
I totally agree with you but naigra falls???

It means balls.

Snair
04-26-2011, 06:37 AM
It means balls.

Oh thanks for clearing that.This rhyme slang is growing on JBW.

xStraightxEdgexSaviorx
04-26-2011, 06:48 AM
Oh thanks for clearing that.This rhyme slang is growing on JBW.

I know right? Leggo, I don't know whether to thank you or damn you because this cockney deal is addicting.

THEKEVINBRAND
04-26-2011, 09:35 AM
Of course it is, but your reasoning just doesn't sit well with me... Sorry for being a prick, but... MAN UP!!!!

all i can say is only time will tell

MattElder
04-26-2011, 09:38 AM
Maybe he just doesnt have the time to do promos etc?!

WWTNA Mark
04-26-2011, 11:14 AM
I'm going to work on Warfare soon. I'll be PMing if needed.

IPEEINTHESHOWER
04-26-2011, 11:14 AM
JBW's newest clown errrrrr I mean wrestler

http://images.zwani.com/graphics/funny_pictures/images/funny-pictures20.jpg


muuuuhahahahahaha

WWTNA you know what you have to do to make this stop.:)

WWTNA Mark
04-26-2011, 11:17 AM
Oh thanks for clearing that.This rhyme slang is growing on JBW.

Leggo needs to teach me how to speak those slangs!!!

Pumpkinhead
04-26-2011, 12:31 PM
PM sent to you WWTNA Mark

Leggo
04-26-2011, 12:47 PM
Leggo needs to teach me how to speak those slangs!!!

You'll learn how to bubble and squeak in Lemon and lime, my manhole cover. Good friar tuck with that!

ramjam
04-26-2011, 12:48 PM
RamJam reporting for duty Sergeant WWTNA!

jhorton1215
04-26-2011, 02:14 PM
I view the topic everyday and catch up on what's been added...

I choose to keep my words to myself, because when I do speak, it make's it all just as special.

WWTNA Mark
04-26-2011, 02:29 PM
I view the topic everyday and catch up on what's been added...

I choose to keep my words to myself, because when I do speak, it make's it all just as special.

Don't worry man, Zeus Apollo is awesome. To me, they are mad because we have the best roster but I know they are afraid to admit it.

thejman93
04-26-2011, 02:31 PM
Don't worry man, Zeus Apollo is awesome. To me, they are mad because we have the best roster but I know they are afraid to admit it.

You get my PM boss?

xStraightxEdgexSaviorx
04-26-2011, 02:39 PM
JBW's newest clown errrrrr I mean wrestler

http://images.zwani.com/graphics/funny_pictures/images/funny-pictures20.jpg


muuuuhahahahahaha

WWTNA you know what you have to do to make this stop.:)

IPITS man, could you please stop with these. I don't mind them when their playful and fun, but (and I don't know if you meant this or not) it's kinda getting disrespectful now. Now I've always been a Showerhead and I know we could all use a little bit of infinite wisdom every now and again, but please, I'm asking this with all due respect, don't make fun of the roster or the work they put in. Thank you.

xStraightxEdgexSaviorx
04-26-2011, 02:43 PM
On a decidedly lighter note though, I can't wait for Warfare tonight!! Tuesdays have become one of my favorite nights of the week now because I get to watch JBW w/o having to worry about whether people liked the show!!

thejman93
04-26-2011, 02:45 PM
On a decidedly lighter note though, I can't wait for Warfare tonight!! Tuesdays have become one of my favorite nights of the week now because I get to watch JBW w/o having to worry about whether people liked the show!!

I'm giving the Silvers an offer I hope they don't refuse tonight....

PandaMassacre
04-26-2011, 02:47 PM
I can't wait. I will be reading.

Leggo
04-26-2011, 02:49 PM
Yeah, Im looking forward to it... what time does it normally get posted?

We're ahead of you timewise over here...

jhorton1215
04-26-2011, 03:05 PM
Don't worry man, Zeus Apollo is awesome. To me, they are mad because we have the best roster but I know they are afraid to admit it.

I've sent in my promo

samoan619
04-26-2011, 03:10 PM
It could just be my humor, but I thought the Ghetto Tooth Fairy was funny, especially since the pic looks like a wrestler out the indies..

HeelTurn
04-26-2011, 03:11 PM
hopefully my promo this week sets jbw on fire more than it did last week

thejman93
04-26-2011, 03:11 PM
It could just be my humor, but I thought the Ghetto Tooth Fairy was funny, especially since the pic looks like a wrestler out the indies..

I second this...

WWTNA Mark
04-26-2011, 03:15 PM
Working on Warfare right now guys! Also, I got your PM jhorton1215 and thejman93. ;)

Manabu
04-26-2011, 03:16 PM
did mine come through?

thejman93
04-26-2011, 03:17 PM
Working on Warfare right now guys! Also, I got your PM jhorton1215 and thejman93. ;)

sweet on both counts!

WWTNA Mark
04-26-2011, 03:18 PM
did mine come through?

Yes indeed man! ;)

Leggo
04-26-2011, 03:19 PM
So as St George is relatively new to this thread, I would be interested to know an interesting fact about YOUR character. Can be entrance music, moveset, finisher (you get the idea). Whatever you like...

I haven't got time to read through the hundreds, and hundreds of posts that this great thread has graced!

And action...

samoan619
04-26-2011, 03:34 PM
So as St George is relatively new to this thread, I would be interested to know an interesting fact about YOUR character. Can be entrance music, moveset, finisher (you get the idea). Whatever you like...

I haven't got time to read through the hundreds, and hundreds of posts that this great thread has graced!

And action...

Psycho Siaki was a NCAA All American Collegiate Football player, he was supposed to be in the top 3 picks in the NFL draft but ended up knocking the teeth out of a scout for the Oakland Raiders.. He was then seen as trouble to the NFL and was blacklisted.. He then fought for PRIDE in Japan and has knockout victories over some big name fighters like Chuck Lidell, Rampage Jackson, Wanderlei Silva, Dan Henderson and Kazuyuki Fujita.. He then learned to wrestle at the New Japan dojo and found a love for professional wrestling, but never went to follow it as a career path.. He decided he must go to visit his homeland of American Samoa, that he had never been before (he is American born).. In Samoa, he learned the brutal martial art Limalama, which is the Samoan art of bonebreaking.. From there he went back to Japan to fight in a K-1 tournament, in which he had a grappling match with Brazilian submission and judo artist Richter Gracie.. Siaki seperated Gracie's arm from his shoulder with a brutal Limalama technique and was immediately disqualified.. He then came back to the states and got into the pro wrestling indies, where he won the PWG Heavyweight title 3 times, NWA Wildside Heavyweight title 2 times, and TNA World Heavyweight championship 1 time.. As TNA champion, he seen that the true competition was at the JBW and vacated the title to join the ranks of the greatest fed ever created..

Leggo
04-26-2011, 03:44 PM
Psycho Siaki was a NCAA All American Collegiate Football player, he was supposed to be in the top 3 picks in the NFL draft but ended up knocking the teeth out of a scout for the Oakland Raiders.. He was then seen as trouble to the NFL and was blacklisted.. He then fought for PRIDE in Japan and has knockout victories over some big name fighters like Chuck Lidell, Rampage Jackson, Wanderlei Silva, Dan Henderson and Kazuyuki Fujita.. He then learned to wrestle at the New Japan dojo and found a love for professional wrestling, but never went to follow it as a career path.. He decided he must go to visit his homeland of American Samoa, that he had never been before (he is American born).. In Samoa, he learned the brutal martial art Limalama, which is the Samoan art of bonebreaking.. From there he went back to Japan to fight in a K-1 tournament, in which he had a grappling match with Brazilian submission and judo artist Richter Gracie.. Siaki seperated Gracie's arm from his shoulder with a brutal Limalama technique and was immediately disqualified.. He then came back to the states and got into the pro wrestling indies, where he won the PWG Heavyweight title 3 times, NWA Wildside Heavyweight title 2 times, and TNA World Heavyweight championship 1 time.. As TNA champion, he seen that the true competition was at the JBW and vacated the title to join the ranks of the greatest fed ever created..


Interesting facts my friend. Limalama sounds like a very brutal, but effective style.

JBW > TNA

samoan619
04-26-2011, 04:06 PM
Interesting facts my friend. Limalama sounds like a very brutal, but effective style.

JBW > TNA

The Lima Lama techniques, this one is done by some Latinos that practice it:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p8m80djGJp0

xStraightxEdgexSaviorx
04-26-2011, 04:12 PM
Well, my character has since been defunct, but originally I had a character named Samson.

I was a normal kid growing up on the mean streets of Baltimore during my childhood until one night both of my parents were killed in an attempted burglary of my house. I narrowly escaped sure death myself. I spent many years alone after this ordeal training, getting stronger, faster, more sound in technique to avenge the death of my parents by ridding my city of all evil-doers. Vigilante justice prevailed in the end, as people got word of this young warrior taking back his once proud city and the decent citizens of Baltimore decided to defend themselves against the evils that had taken over the neighborhood. Once my job was done though, I had received a vision one night from a higher power than my own. I had gotten word that my services were needed elsewhere. A place that had become overrun by the wicked souls who corrupt the innocent and prey upon the weak. This place...was JBW. Once I got here I saw things had been even worse than they had appeared in the vision. JBW's halls were filled with that of the sinful and wicked, and these damned souls were being rewarded for their actions with great fortunes and championship prestige. I sought to destroy these evils as I had with my own hometown, but a familiar face had come back from my childhood and had become the personification of evil: Chainsaw. This lead to a feud and Samson's eventual death at the hands of the wrestler who may or may not be a demon in the flesh. Since then, Chainsaw has been running amuck and I have been the head writer for Mayhem. So yeah, that was my story.

samoan619
04-26-2011, 04:15 PM
Well, my character has since been defunct, but originally I had a character named Samson.

I was a normal kid growing up on the mean streets of Baltimore during my childhood until one night both of my parents were killed in an attempted burglary of my house. I narrowly escaped sure death myself. I spent many years alone after this ordeal training, getting stronger, faster, more sound in technique to avenge the death of my parents by ridding my city of all evil-doers. Vigilante justice prevailed in the end, as people got word of this young warrior taking back his once proud city and the decent citizens of Baltimore decided to defend themselves against the evils that had taken over the neighborhood. Once my job was done though, I had received a vision one night from a higher power than my own. I had gotten word that my services were needed elsewhere. A place that had become overrun by the wicked souls who corrupt the innocent and prey upon the weak. This place...was JBW. Once I got here I saw things had been even worse than they had appeared in the vision. JBW's halls were filled with that of the sinful and wicked, and these damned souls were being rewarded for their actions with great fortunes and championship prestige. I sought to destroy these evils as I had with my own hometown, but a familiar face had come back from my childhood and had become the personification of evil: Chainsaw. This lead to a feud and Samson's eventual death at the hands of the wrestler who may or may not be a demon in the flesh. Since then, Chainsaw has been running amuck and I have been the head writer for Mayhem. So yeah, that was my story.

RIP to one of the greatest characters in JBW history, Samson!!

xStraightxEdgexSaviorx
04-26-2011, 04:20 PM
RIP to one of the greatest characters in JBW history, Samson!!

Aha, just as before though, my services were needed elsewhere. I go where I'm needed my friend. Besides, I haven't completely ruled out the possibility of a comeback down the line...but I kinda want this to be realistic and coming back from the dead aint exactly that lol.

samoan619
04-26-2011, 05:03 PM
Aha, just as before though, my services were needed elsewhere. I go where I'm needed my friend. Besides, I haven't completely ruled out the possibility of a comeback down the line...but I kinda want this to be realistic and coming back from the dead aint exactly that lol.

We can always have a voodoo character resurrect him.. Or some crazy story.. Samson is a character of biblical proportions so everything isnt out of the picture yet..

WWTNA Mark
04-26-2011, 05:13 PM
Working on Warfare and its halfway done. Sorry about getting into an argument. I just had to call out bullshit.

WWTNA Mark
04-26-2011, 05:16 PM
RIP to one of the greatest characters in JBW history, Samson!!

I second this. ;)

Pumpkinhead
04-26-2011, 06:25 PM
Waiting for Warfare!!!!

SilverLace
04-26-2011, 06:27 PM
Hi. You guys are talking Samson? Yeah, he had beautiful flowing locks which is where his inhuman strength was. My glutes posses such strength.

jhorton1215
04-26-2011, 06:29 PM
BREAKING NEWS

Hulk Hogan attempted to sign Zeus Apollo by offering him $1,000,000,000... Zeus however looked at Hogan and said the following:

"Money is for Humans. Guess you're not Immortal."

Zeus then proceeded to zap Hogan with a bold of lightning.

Silverdust
04-26-2011, 06:31 PM
BREAKING NEWS

Hulk Hogan attempted to sign Zeus Apollo by offering him $1,000,000,000... Zeus however looked at Hogan and said the following:

"Money is for Humans. Guess you're not Immortal."

Zeus then proceeded to zap Hogan with a bold of lightning.

Are you excited about tonight's show?

jhorton1215
04-26-2011, 06:33 PM
Are you excited about tonight's show?

"I'm always excited. Week after week a make a bigger and BIGGER statement... This weeks Statement will gain FIVE STAR rating, because if you haven't heard... I'm one amazing ATTRACTION, and soon I will have a nice shiny gold belt around my waist."

IPEEINTHESHOWER
04-26-2011, 06:49 PM
EWN Channel 28 BREAKING NEWS!!!!!

JBW will not be on tonight because of technical difficulties. It appears the owner of JBW is under financial problems. A person close to the owner (WWTNA) doesnt want to reveal his name has told this reporter that his addiction to

http://www.condomdepot.com/content/product/large/anal_lube.jpg


might just be JBW's downfall. The "source" goes on further stating that he has not only wiped out the company's funds purchasing mass quantities of anal lube but has also claimed bankruptcy because of this strange fetish.

Stay tuned as EWN Channel 28 will be here all night with breaking news on this matter.

This is Mr. SHOWER live at the wall mart parking lot the place of tonight's PPV called Warfare, EWN Channel 28, back to you in the studio.:p

thedag
04-26-2011, 06:51 PM
EWN Channel 28 BREAKING NEWS!!!!!

JBW will not be on tonight because of technical difficulties. It appears the owner of JBW is under financial problems. A person close to the owner (WWTNA) doesnt want to reveal his name has told this reporter that his addiction to

http://www.condomdepot.com/content/product/large/anal_lube.jpg


might just be JBW's downfall. The "source" goes on further stating that he has not only wiped out the company's funds purchasing mass quantities of anal lube but has also claimed bankruptcy because of this strange fetish.

Stay tuned as EWN Channel 28 will be here all night with breaking news on this matter.

This is Mr. SHOWER live at the wall mart parking lot the place of tonight's PPV called Warfare, EWN Channel 28, back to you in the studio.:p

this is a fail cuz we all know WWTNA uses spit for lube or blood.

VKM
04-26-2011, 07:17 PM
I can't wait to see Warfare.

SilverLace
04-26-2011, 07:20 PM
this is a fail cuz we all know WWTNA uses spit for lube or blood.

I use a warm massaging lotion to keep my glutes healthy and Shiny!

xStraightxEdgexSaviorx
04-26-2011, 07:32 PM
this is a fail cuz we all know WWTNA uses spit for lube or blood.

That is just wrong.

thedag
04-26-2011, 07:37 PM
That is just wrong.

its not good until someone is bleeding.

IPEEINTHESHOWER
04-26-2011, 07:37 PM
Breaking news from EWN Channel 28

Live from ringside at Warfare

http://i952.photobucket.com/albums/ae6/daladeezpoet/467x292-images-stories-parking-lot.jpg

It appears the show will indeed go on tonight. WWTNA has done some last minute favors in Wal-Mart's

http://abovethelaw.com/_old/2009/12/01/Law%20Studying%20in%20the%20toilet%20bathroom%20st all.jpg

to make tonight's event go on as advertised. All this reporter knows is when WWTNA walked out of the bathroom he was

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_0ZJbArd2vf8/SNvMEcye00I/AAAAAAAAATo/vzrZLrIC4vQ/s200/sexyWoman_lick_lips.jpg

and had a smile on his face. Stay tuned as we will be here all night. This is EWN Channel 28's best reporter Mr. SHOWER. Back to you in the studio.:p

WWTNA Mark
04-26-2011, 07:39 PM
Warfare should almost be up, I promise!

WWTNA Mark
04-26-2011, 07:39 PM
I use a warm massaging lotion to keep my glutes healthy and Shiny!

TMI bro, TMI. ;)

VKM
04-26-2011, 07:41 PM
Warfare should almost be up, I promise!

Its going to be good.

SilverLace
04-26-2011, 07:42 PM
I'm so excited about tonight that afterwards, I will hosting a slumber party / sleepover and you are all cordially invited! See you there! XOXO!

IPEEINTHESHOWER
04-26-2011, 07:43 PM
Warfare should almost be up, I promise!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BlTZyHV0kAY&feature=related

thedag
04-26-2011, 07:44 PM
Breaking news from EWN Channel 28

Live from ringside at Warfare

http://i952.photobucket.com/albums/ae6/daladeezpoet/467x292-images-stories-parking-lot.jpg




ok i cant ignore this. that was funny and a great find.

WWTNA Mark
04-26-2011, 07:46 PM
Its going to be good.

Oh it will, it will! ;)

VKM
04-26-2011, 07:55 PM
I'm so excited about tonight that afterwards, I will hosting a slumber party / sleepover and you are all cordially invited! See you there! XOXO!

Maybe you should inform thedag, I'm sure he'll join you

thedag
04-26-2011, 07:56 PM
Maybe you should inform thedag, I'm sure he'll join you


inform me on what?

VKM
04-26-2011, 07:59 PM
inform me on what?

his sleeper over that he he's having after warfare. lol

jhorton1215
04-26-2011, 08:02 PM
The excitement is eating at me...

VKM
04-26-2011, 08:04 PM
Warfare!Warfare!Warfare!Warfare!Warfare!Warfare!Wa rfare!Warfare!

SilverLace
04-26-2011, 08:04 PM
The excitement is eating at me...

And your excitement will continue at the sleepover party!

jhorton1215
04-26-2011, 08:05 PM
And your excitement will continue at the sleepover party!

But... I wasn't going. I'm going to IHOP!!!

VKM
04-26-2011, 08:06 PM
And your excitement will continue at the sleepover party!

Vintage Silverlace!

SilverLace
04-26-2011, 08:07 PM
But... I wasn't going. I'm going to IHOP!!!

Before you go running to IHOP, check out my move The Bunny Hop tonight on Warfare! PS - Enjoy your pancakes!

thedag
04-26-2011, 08:09 PM
his sleeper over that he he's having after warfare. lol


who is having a sleep over?

VKM
04-26-2011, 08:09 PM
Before you go running to IHOP, check out my move The Bunny Hop tonight on Warfare! PS - Enjoy your pancakes!

And I quote "Vintage Silverlace!"

SilverLace
04-26-2011, 08:09 PM
TMI bro, TMI. ;)

Oh sorry, I forgot I PM'd you my technique and you said it was our secret. Oops?

VKM
04-26-2011, 08:09 PM
who is having a sleep over?

Siverlace is having a sleepover and he wants you to join him

jhorton1215
04-26-2011, 08:10 PM
Going for 400 pages