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SilverGhost
03-21-2012, 07:44 PM
IC: Shuri I don't care how ripped you are or your personal goals. As long as we win our match against Malcolm and Jman that's what matters.

IC as Shuriken: It doesn't matter as much....but I guess it is the first step.

S.E. Zero
03-21-2012, 07:50 PM
Hello everyone

SouthernBlood
03-21-2012, 07:52 PM
Hello everyone

No I dont want your green eggs and ham.

HolyJose2391
03-21-2012, 08:00 PM
IC as Shuriken: It doesn't matter as much....but I guess it is the first step.
IC: here is the thing. You and I haven't been on a hot streak lately. You know losing matches and all. Let's turn this around then you go off win your world title and I go kick my brother's teeth in

SouthernBlood
03-21-2012, 09:43 PM
IC:The Venom Knight's dawn is rising.

B-MCINTYRE
03-21-2012, 09:59 PM
I wonder what Kash of the promo I wrote him...

Rated_R(ob)KO
03-21-2012, 10:10 PM
I wonder what Kash thought of the promo I wrote him...

Fixed for English.

B-MCINTYRE
03-21-2012, 10:14 PM
Fixed for English.

http://content-img.experienceproject.com/1279362638Tcm8gc.jpg4
Bloody Batman!

zapphoman
03-21-2012, 10:56 PM
IC as Shanny McDouglan: I thought I would introduce myself to you fuckers. Names Shanny McDouglan and if you want to fight or drink, I'll be in the back...drinking.

B-MCINTYRE
03-21-2012, 10:59 PM
IC as Shanny McDouglan: I thought I would introduce myself to you fuckers. Names Shanny McDouglan and if you want to fight or drink, I'll be in the back...drinking.

Dingo: I'll also be in the back drinking... far away from Shanny.

zapphoman
03-21-2012, 11:05 PM
Dingo: I'll also be in the back drinking... far away from Shanny.

IC: And let me guess, you'll be drinking those pussy wine coolers while getting fucked in the arse by your boyfriend.

B-MCINTYRE
03-21-2012, 11:09 PM
IC: And let me guess, you'll be drinking those pussy wine coolers while getting fucked in the arse by your boyfriend.
Dingo: No thanks I'll stick to the Bundaberg Rum! or BEER. So take you insults and shove em straight up your bum, mate!

zapphoman
03-21-2012, 11:15 PM
IC: Well you enjoy that! We should gat on (go drinking) sometime!

Poot-Hair
03-21-2012, 11:42 PM
Well I had something funny yet not so funny happen to me today. My grandma called me and asked me to take her to the store which I agreed to do. It was early so I took her in my pajamas. After walking around with her for about an 15 minutes I look down...."Lil Poot" had decided he wanted to poke his head and one eye out of my boxers and have a look around.

The Kicker? I think my grandma saw it but didn't say anything.... Repost for shits, giggles, and the reliving of a horrid experience *dryheaves*

eyehatecena
03-22-2012, 12:03 AM
Ah man, going to bed now and that image is in my head now, lol. WHHHY!

68wPayne
03-22-2012, 01:18 AM
Alright, sorry I have been gone. Surprise military orders had me away for 10 days. Someone please give me a recap of what I missed.

SilverGhost
03-22-2012, 01:20 AM
Alright, sorry I have been gone. Surprise military orders had me away for 10 days. Someone please give me a recap of what I missed.

Jabe back up, Kash R(ob) Jman working on shows, Shuri' and Jose is teaming up for a house show.

Poot-Hair
03-22-2012, 11:47 AM
Jabe back up, Kash R(ob) Jman and Poot working on shows, Shuri' and Jose is teaming up for a house show. fixed for accuracy :D

thejman93
03-22-2012, 11:56 AM
fixed for accuracy :D


Amen to this.

Potter is great with the storytelling and, apparently, I have a knack for booking.

HolyJose2391
03-22-2012, 12:02 PM
Jabe back up, Kash R(ob) Jman working on shows, Shuri' and Jose is teaming up for a house show.
Ooc: never thought that would happen huh?

IC: oh we can do some more tag teamin later I know these two chicks after the show would love to get wild!

eyehatecena
03-22-2012, 12:03 PM
Officially added one of my tag teams to the JBW family- errrr....roster page

HolyJose2391
03-22-2012, 12:19 PM
Officially added one of my tag teams to the JBW family- errrr....roster page
Here just sign this contract with your blood and you're officially one of us. Oh an never mind the selling your soul part that's just in there for effect. Here you can borrow my special blood signing knife

eyehatecena
03-22-2012, 12:33 PM
Here just sign this contract with your blood and you're officially one of us. Oh an never mind the selling your soul part that's just in there for effect. Here you can borrow my special blood signing knife

*Karl and Oli Panzer take the knife- both sign in blood*

IC as Karl: Now I see in small writing that we also have to sign in semen- we aren't down with that.

HolyJose2391
03-22-2012, 01:52 PM
*Karl and Oli Panzer take the knife- both sign in blood*

IC as Karl: Now I see in small writing that we also have to sign in semen- we aren't down with that.
Uhh yeah that was Poot adding his part. Take that up with him

TheDevilsAdvocate
03-22-2012, 07:24 PM
I'm a little bit better now. I have to type out way too many promo's.

S.E. Zero
03-22-2012, 07:29 PM
I'm a little bit better now. I have to type out way too many promo's.

Lol. That's what happens when you TDA, everyone wants a promo :p ;)

TheDevilsAdvocate
03-22-2012, 07:47 PM
Lol. That's what happens when you TDA, everyone wants a promo :p ;)

I'm too drained for that.

Rated_R(ob)KO
03-22-2012, 08:40 PM
Okay, just a heads up. The Jabe House Show I'm working on is coming along very nicely. I've had to hold off on writing due to my house being in chaos because of us getting ready for the baby at the end of April and me still working obscene overtime. So, I apologize on the delay. I'm still awaiting the direction for Mayhem bacause it hinges on the direction of WARFare. So, they'll be up soon. We're all working hard in the real world and working hard here too so, no worries guys. :) I know we have good stuff coming. Just hold tight. THANKS!!

HolyJose2391
03-22-2012, 09:05 PM
Okay, just a heads up. The Jabe House Show I'm working on is coming along very nicely. I've had to hold off on writing due to my house being in chaos because of us getting ready for the baby at the end of April and me still working obscene overtime. So, I apologize on the delay. I'm still awaiting the direction for Mayhem bacause it hinges on the direction of WARFare. So, they'll be up soon. We're all working hard in the real world and working hard here too so, no worries guys. :) I know we have good stuff coming. Just hold tight. THANKS!!
Woohoo! I can't wait!

Also,random but still, next year at Wrestlmania XXIX if I see you I'm buying you a beer because you're that awesome!

TheDevilsAdvocate
03-22-2012, 09:16 PM
IC:

I SHALL RISE AGAIN.



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UqvcAgVYasE

SilverGhost
03-22-2012, 09:19 PM
Ooc: never thought that would happen huh?

IC: oh we can do some more tag teamin later I know these two chicks after the show would love to get wild!

OOC: It was going to happen sooner or later xD It will be fun!

IC as Shuriken: *gives you an evil stare*

HolyJose2391
03-22-2012, 09:20 PM
OOC: It was going to happen sooner or later xD It will be fun!

IC as Shuriken: *gives you an evil stare*
IC: alright...she has a brother if that's more your style. I'm judging

Ooc: this shall be very fun

SilverGhost
03-22-2012, 09:21 PM
OOC: Good to see you back TDA!

IC as Shuriken: Setting a bad example TDA....you may be a legend but you are not allowed to show weakness towards the young guys.

SilverGhost
03-22-2012, 09:24 PM
IC: alright...she has a brother if that's more your style. I'm judging

Ooc: this shall be very fun

IC as Shuriken: You are going to make our match into a handicap match if you don't shut up.

OOC: I honestly can't wait to see what jman does with this.

TheDevilsAdvocate
03-22-2012, 09:27 PM
OOC: Good to see you back TDA!

IC as Shuriken: Setting a bad example TDA....you may be a legend but you are not allowed to show weakness towards the young guys.

IC: Weakness...? You are sadly mistaken. Anyone could try to take me on, but they would just end up failing. It doesn't matter how hard you train. I am here to play, and I will have no problem destroying whoever comes into my ring to oppose me.

HolyJose2391
03-22-2012, 09:27 PM
IC as Shuriken: You are going to make our match into a handicap match if you don't shut up.

OOC: I honestly can't wait to see what jman does with this.
IC: are we going to to go break someones face? I know where Malcolm lives...on wait...hey I'm just trying to liven up the tension between us

SilverGhost
03-22-2012, 09:34 PM
IC: Weakness...? You are sadly mistaken. Anyone could try to take me on, but they would just end up failing. It doesn't matter how hard you train. I am here to play, and I will have no problem destroying whoever comes into my ring to oppose me.

IC as Shuriken: Your ring? TDA that is the sort of foolishness in why new guys think you are weak. This is NOT your ring. It is mine. I will prove it to you soon by destroying....well...what is left of your shell.


IC: are we going to to go break someones face? I know where Malcolm lives...on wait...hey I'm just trying to liven up the tension between us

IC as Shuriken: Don't even try.

HolyJose2391
03-22-2012, 09:35 PM
IC as Shuriken: Your ring? TDA that is the sort of foolishness in why new guys think you are weak. This is NOT your ring. It is mine. I will prove it to you soon by destroying....well...what is left of your shell.



IC as Shuriken: Don't even try.
IC: alright fine

TheDevilsAdvocate
03-22-2012, 09:38 PM
IC as Shuriken: Your ring? TDA that is the sort of foolishness in why new guys think you are weak. This is NOT your ring. It is mine. I will prove it to you soon by destroying....well...what is left of your shell.


IC: Even a broken shell can have bursts of unimaginable strength. You of all people should know this.. You spend your days counting down the hours... You think about how you would handle somebody but it never happens. Your threats are nothing more than a bunch of empty promises... I know who you really are.. You are just a coward that talks big and mighty because you have shamed your career since arriving here in JBW. Your run with the big dogs have exposed you for who you really are. You are simply another bump in the road. I will use you wisely when I wipe my boots off on your face on my way into the building.

TheDevilsAdvocate
03-22-2012, 09:41 PM
OOC: Thanks SG!! You have inspired me to do these promo's I have to do.

SilverGhost
03-22-2012, 09:44 PM
IC: Even a broken shell can have bursts of unimaginable strength. You of all people should know this.. You spend your days counting down the hours... You think about how you would handle somebody but it never happens. Your threats are nothing more than a bunch of empty promises... I know who you really are.. You are just a coward that talks big and mighty because you have shamed your career since arriving here in JBW. Your run with the big dogs have exposed you for who you really are. You are simply another bump in the road. I will use you wisely when I wipe my boots off on your face on my way into the building.

IC as Shuriken: You obviously lack strength. You may be big and powerful but you are a weakling. If you know who I really am, then why don't you come at me with what's left within you? I have been waiting and I never left. I am here. You on the other hand....well....animals lick their wounds....and never show. I'm going to enjoy breaking your face with my own fist.

SilverGhost
03-22-2012, 09:45 PM
OOC: Thanks SG!! You have inspired me to do these promo's I have to do.

OOC: Not a problem bro!

TheDevilsAdvocate
03-22-2012, 09:50 PM
IC as Shuriken: You obviously lack strength. You may be big and powerful but you are a weakling. If you know who I really am, then why don't you come at me with what's left within you? I have been waiting and I never left. I am here. You on the other hand....well....animals lick their wounds....and never show. I'm going to enjoy breaking your face with my own fist.

IC: I was forced into retirement by my own Boss. That is not something to come back from quickly. I was enraged! I wanted to run off to another Fed that would appreciate my abilities. I spent all of this time negotiating my future with JBW, and I can tell you right now that I have never lost my step. I have been working my ass off in the Independents and I have been doing my own thing in EWF. Obviously you have forgotten who I am if you think I am a weakling. Nobody has won a match against me fairly. Every match I have been in turned into a Handicap match. I am one tough son of a bitch, and I will gladly oblige you.

aloisick
03-22-2012, 09:54 PM
IC: I was forced into retirement by my own Boss. That is not something to come back from quickly. I was enraged! I wanted to run off to another Fed that would appreciate my abilities. I spent all of this time negotiating my future with JBW, and I can tell you right now that I have never lost my step. I have been working my ass off in the Independents and I have been doing my own thing in EWF. Obviously you have forgotten who I am if you think I am a weakling. Nobody has won a match against me fairly. Every match I have been in turned into a Handicap match. I am one tough son of a bitch, and I will gladly oblige you.

you are in the seven wonders bro the E-WF is a true fed which would love to have you in some capacity

TheDevilsAdvocate
03-22-2012, 09:58 PM
you are in the seven wonders bro the E-WF is a true fed which would love to have you in some capacity

Sorry about that. (:

I would gladly take on more duties, but what I am doing so far is already taking a toll on me. My creativity is fizzling out.

SilverGhost
03-22-2012, 09:58 PM
IC: I was forced into retirement by my own Boss. That is not something to come back from quickly. I was enraged! I wanted to run off to another Fed that would appreciate my abilities. I spent all of this time negotiating my future with JBW, and I can tell you right now that I have never lost my step. I have been working my ass off in the Independents and I have been doing my own thing in EWF. Obviously you have forgotten who I am if you think I am a weakling. Nobody has won a match against me fairly. Every match I have been in turned into a Handicap match. I am one tough son of a bitch, and I will gladly oblige you.

IC as Shuriken: YOU LOST YOUR STEP WHEN YOU WERE FORCED IN TO RETIRING! I know what you are truly capable of and I am not afraid. I can give you a match, one on one. You will see my results in my training. I just hope that you aren't just all muscle....

TheDevilsAdvocate
03-22-2012, 10:02 PM
IC as Shuriken: YOU LOST YOUR STEP WHEN YOU WERE FORCED IN TO RETIRING! I know what you are truly capable of and I am not afraid. I can give you a match, one on one. You will see my results in my training. I just hope that you aren't just all muscle....

*Pec flexes for 10 hours straight.*

SilverGhost
03-22-2012, 10:06 PM
*Pec flexes for 10 hours straight.*

IC as Shuriken: *shakes head in disappointment* Tsk tsk tsk.....*quickly pokes the middle of your chest and walks away*

TheDevilsAdvocate
03-22-2012, 10:08 PM
IC: Ehhhhh~ I have a feeling that my next feud will be my last. "Shuriken" actually had a point.

SilverGhost
03-22-2012, 10:14 PM
IC: Ehhhhh~ I have a feeling that my next feud will be my last. "Shuriken" actually had a point.

IC as Shuriken: I will be honored in being the man responsible in making you retire...permanently.

HolyJose2391
03-22-2012, 10:18 PM
IC: Woah woah woah if ANYONE retires TDA it's me

Rated_R(ob)KO
03-23-2012, 04:59 AM
11 more posts and I would have been at the level of "Black Ninja". It's never taken me so damned long to move up an area.

Rated_R(ob)KO
03-23-2012, 05:01 AM
I just got done writing more than likely two of the more disgusting paragraphs in Jabe history. Not gory... just really fucked up.

Kashdinero
03-23-2012, 08:26 AM
So, yeah, I've been planning WARFare with Zappholicious, and, well.... Shit is going to go down, like, in a major league way.

Someone recently pointed out that he thought that things had stayed the same in certain aspects of JBW for a while now... Well, here's the deal.

K-Flare was the welcome back show, and I definitely tried to keep things as close to where we left off, while starting new feuds and also adding in matches that I thought deserved to happen before the draft.

But...

The draft will change everything.

The draft will contain a nice surprise or two as well...

And, I might add, the first ever JBW Gold Rush Rumble.

19 losers

1 winner.

That winner becomes the number one contender of his respective brand's heavyweight title.

Entered in GR2 @re..

Ryusuke "Shuriken" Serra

Kayden James

Shining Light

Manabu

Snair

Brick

Icarus

The Prophecy

Zeus Apollo

Broc

Sully

Malcolm Cage

RedruM

The Sandman

G-Scorp

The Alpha Dog

Samson

Chainsaw

Kiddson (who returned at KF's PPV, and if he wins, he gets to choose what brand he returns to)

TheDevilsAdvocate

***

Other equally as important matches @re

Tag titles Unification Match

Mayhem World Heavyweight Tag Team Champions: Ma$$Dinero and Psycho Siaki (Vfuckin3)

Vs

WARFare World Heavyweight Tag Team Champions and AWF World Tag Team Champions: "Madd Dogg" Paul Conrad and Kid Wonder (Two Of A Kind)

JBW Southern Heavyweight Championship Match

LRB (self professed champion) vs The Sleeper

HolyJose vs Azrael (no holds barred, loser leaves WARFare.)

A "let's put all of the new guys in one big match" match

Oli and Karl Panzer vs Dingo Mac and Extraterrestrial vs Spencer Churchill and "Red Hot" Istvan Gretzky

($@y hello to the new guys everybody :))

Lastly..

RomanFlare vs K-Jammin (Mayhem World Heavyweight Champion) vs JMan (WARFare World Heavyweight Champion) vs Caesar (SHOWDOWN! Heavyweight Champion.)

Plus more, including the return of the xBOMBxSHELLx Division, and an announcement about JBW: Octane.

Lol, one of the surprises will actually be a big surprise.. Like.. Yeah, wow.

JBW

B-MCINTYRE
03-23-2012, 08:55 AM
So, yeah, I've been planning WARFare with Zappholicious, and, well.... Shit is going to go down, like, in a major league way.

Someone recently pointed out that he thought that things had stayed the same in certain aspects of JBW for a while now... Well, here's the deal.

K-Flare was the welcome back show, and I definitely tried to keep things as close to where we left off, while starting new feuds and also adding in matches that I thought deserved to happen before the draft.

But...

The draft will change everything.

The draft will contain a nice surprise or two as well...

And, I might add, the first ever JBW Gold Rush Rumble.

19 losers

1 winner.

That winner becomes the number one contender of his respective brand's heavyweight title.

Entered in GR2 @re..

Ryusuke "Shuriken" Serra

Kayden James

Shining Light

Manabu

Snair

Brick

Icarus

The Prophecy

Zeus Apollo

Broc

Sully

Malcolm Cage

RedruM

The Sandman

G-Scorp

The Alpha Dog

Samson

Chainsaw

Kiddson (who returned at KF's PPV, and if he wins, he gets to choose what brand he returns to)

TheDevilsAdvocate

***

Other equally as important matches @re

Tag titles Unification Match

Mayhem World Heavyweight Tag Team Champions: Ma$$Dinero and Psycho Siaki (Vfuckin3)

Vs

WARFare World Heavyweight Tag Team Champions and AWF World Tag Team Champions: "Madd Dogg" Paul Conrad and Kid Wonder (Two Of A Kind)

JBW Southern Heavyweight Championship Match

LRB (self professed champion) vs The Sleeper

HolyJose vs Azrael (no holds barred, loser leaves WARFare.)

A "let's put all of the new guys in one big match" match

Oli and Karl Panzer vs Dingo Mac and Extraterrestrial vs Spencer Churchill and "Red Hot" Istvan Gretzky

($@y hello to the new guys everybody :))

Lastly..

RomanFlare vs K-Jammin (Mayhem World Heavyweight Champion) vs JMan (WARFare World Heavyweight Champion) vs Caesar (SHOWDOWN! Heavyweight Champion.)

Plus more, including the return of the xBOMBxSHELLx Division, and an announcement about JBW: Octane.

Lol, one of the surprises will actually be a big surprise.. Like.. Yeah, wow.

JBW
IC: Hi Ivan, Nice to beat you :)

HolyJose2391
03-23-2012, 09:02 AM
IC as Azrael: you broke my arm I see you've grown A set Jose now at the draft I repay you sevenfold of that which you did to me

zapphoman
03-23-2012, 09:23 AM
IC: The Alpha Dog sees a lot of asses to kick in that Gold Rush Match. IT'S GOING TO BE FUN!!!

aloisick
03-23-2012, 09:43 AM
Hey zapphs your gunna get stung bad if you get in the way of the scorpster

SilverGhost
03-23-2012, 09:44 AM
IC: The Alpha Dog sees a lot of asses to kick in that Gold Rush Match. IT'S GOING TO BE FUN!!!

IC as Shuriken: Agreed. Best of luck to you, Alpha Dog. Show the world that you are hungry for a world title. I will do the same.

Kashdinero
03-23-2012, 09:54 AM
Lol, there's some big names in this Gold Rush Rumble..

Could be the one to watch.

I know that's not a full card, but predictions are more than welcome.

zapphoman
03-23-2012, 09:55 AM
Hey zapphs your gunna get stung bad if you get in the way of the scorpster

IC: (Laughs hard) KEEP DREAMING!! The Alpha Dog has felt your sting...it's like getting stung by a bee.


IC as Shuriken: Agreed. Best of luck to you, Alpha Dog. Show the world that you are hungry for a world title. I will do the same.

IC: Same to you, Shuriken and if you and The Alpha Dog should come face to face, may the best man win.

SilverGhost
03-23-2012, 09:55 AM
Lol, there's some big names in this Gold Rush Rumble..

Could be the one to watch.

I know that's not a full card, but predictions are more than welcome.

Ma$$ wins lol

aloisick
03-23-2012, 10:04 AM
Ma$$ wins lol

i repeat that sentiment

eyehatecena
03-23-2012, 11:14 AM
So, yeah, I've been planning WARFare with Zappholicious, and, well.... Shit is going to go down, like, in a major league way.

Someone recently pointed out that he thought that things had stayed the same in certain aspects of JBW for a while now... Well, here's the deal.

K-Flare was the welcome back show, and I definitely tried to keep things as close to where we left off, while starting new feuds and also adding in matches that I thought deserved to happen before the draft.

But...

The draft will change everything.

The draft will contain a nice surprise or two as well...

And, I might add, the first ever JBW Gold Rush Rumble.

19 losers

1 winner.

That winner becomes the number one contender of his respective brand's heavyweight title.

Entered in GR2 @re..

Ryusuke "Shuriken" Serra

Kayden James

Shining Light

Manabu

Snair

Brick

Icarus

The Prophecy

Zeus Apollo

Broc

Sully

Malcolm Cage

RedruM

The Sandman

G-Scorp

The Alpha Dog

Samson

Chainsaw

Kiddson (who returned at KF's PPV, and if he wins, he gets to choose what brand he returns to)

TheDevilsAdvocate

***

Other equally as important matches @re

Tag titles Unification Match

Mayhem World Heavyweight Tag Team Champions: Ma$$Dinero and Psycho Siaki (Vfuckin3)

Vs

WARFare World Heavyweight Tag Team Champions and AWF World Tag Team Champions: "Madd Dogg" Paul Conrad and Kid Wonder (Two Of A Kind)

JBW Southern Heavyweight Championship Match

LRB (self professed champion) vs The Sleeper

HolyJose vs Azrael (no holds barred, loser leaves WARFare.)

A "let's put all of the new guys in one big match" match

Oli and Karl Panzer vs Dingo Mac and Extraterrestrial vs Spencer Churchill and "Red Hot" Istvan Gretzky

($@y hello to the new guys everybody :))

Lastly..

RomanFlare vs K-Jammin (Mayhem World Heavyweight Champion) vs JMan (WARFare World Heavyweight Champion) vs Caesar (SHOWDOWN! Heavyweight Champion.)

Plus more, including the return of the xBOMBxSHELLx Division, and an announcement about JBW: Octane.

Lol, one of the surprises will actually be a big surprise.. Like.. Yeah, wow.

JBW

IC as Karl Panzer: Ah, my friend Dingo. We will not destroy you as your our drinking buddy. Your team mate and the other guys though- they going down.

Poot-Hair
03-23-2012, 11:46 AM
So, yeah, I've been planning WARFare with Zappholicious, and, well.... Shit is going to go down, like, in a major league way.

Someone recently pointed out that he thought that things had stayed the same in certain aspects of JBW for a while now... Well, here's the deal.

K-Flare was the welcome back show, and I definitely tried to keep things as close to where we left off, while starting new feuds and also adding in matches that I thought deserved to happen before the draft.

But...

The draft will change everything.

The draft will contain a nice surprise or two as well...

And, I might add, the first ever JBW Gold Rush Rumble.

19 losers

1 winner.

That winner becomes the number one contender of his respective brand's heavyweight title.

Entered in GR2 @re..

Ryusuke "Shuriken" Serra

Kayden James

Shining Light

Manabu

Snair

Brick

Icarus

The Prophecy

Zeus Apollo

Broc

Sully

Malcolm Cage

RedruM

The Sandman

G-Scorp

The Alpha Dog

Samson

Chainsaw

Kiddson (who returned at KF's PPV, and if he wins, he gets to choose what brand he returns to)

TheDevilsAdvocate

***

Other equally as important matches @re

Tag titles Unification Match

Mayhem World Heavyweight Tag Team Champions: Ma$$Dinero and Psycho Siaki (Vfuckin3)

Vs

WARFare World Heavyweight Tag Team Champions and AWF World Tag Team Champions: "Madd Dogg" Paul Conrad and Kid Wonder (Two Of A Kind)

JBW Southern Heavyweight Championship Match

LRB (self professed champion) vs The Sleeper

HolyJose vs Azrael (no holds barred, loser leaves WARFare.)

A "let's put all of the new guys in one big match" match

Oli and Karl Panzer vs Dingo Mac and Extraterrestrial vs Spencer Churchill and "Red Hot" Istvan Gretzky

($@y hello to the new guys everybody :))

Lastly..

RomanFlare vs K-Jammin (Mayhem World Heavyweight Champion) vs JMan (WARFare World Heavyweight Champion) vs Caesar (SHOWDOWN! Heavyweight Champion.)

Plus more, including the return of the xBOMBxSHELLx Division, and an announcement about JBW: Octane.

Lol, one of the surprises will actually be a big surprise.. Like.. Yeah, wow.

JBW Wooohoooooo! I love the fact that we're coming back better than ever. "Hey Fan, how are you? Oh I'm great Shit, how about yourself? I'm pretty good dude. No offense to you or anything, but I'm about to knock the hell out of you."


Shit=Hit the Fan

thejman93
03-23-2012, 12:09 PM
Alright.

LRB retains

Holy loses to Azreal.

I can't pick against V3, so yeah, V3 wins.

TDA wins the Battle Royal and, eventually, wins his much deserved first title.

I can't pick the world title match, 'cause, well, I already know who wins.

IC: I've never lost with the gold on the line, and I'm sure as fuck not gonna start now.

S.E. Zero
03-23-2012, 12:11 PM
Stellar card that coming up. Looking forward to it. V3 FTW :)

thejman93
03-23-2012, 12:21 PM
Updates on shows I'm a part of:

SD!- Will be done soonish (I'm doing my matches now Pooter) but can't be posted 'till after the draft.

WARfare House Show- Will be up sometime early Sunday.

K-Jammin
03-23-2012, 12:27 PM
Updates on shows I'm a part of:

SD!- Will be done soonish (I'm doing my matches now Pooter) but can't be posted 'till after the draft.

WARfare House Show- Will be up sometime early Sunday.

Can't fricking wait!

thejman93
03-23-2012, 12:32 PM
Can't fricking wait!

Thanks bruv!

Does anybody give a fuck if use the wrong theme for Johnny Phantom?

No?

Good.

HolyJose2391
03-23-2012, 12:43 PM
I think I know the out come of mine so not spoiling that.....either way I win lol. Uhh fatal four way for the titles....yeah not guessing that one either. LRB over sleeps. TDA wins the gold rush

Pumpkinhead
03-23-2012, 01:01 PM
I think I know the out come of mine so not spoiling that.....either way I win lol. Uhh fatal four way for the titles....yeah not guessing that one either. LRB over sleeps. TDA wins the gold rush
You will win, but you will lose too LOL

Rated_R(ob)KO
03-23-2012, 03:08 PM
House show preview:


And just like that, ____ drops _______ on his head for the finisher and we have a winner! ______ saunters over to _______ who’s laying on his back, he crouches down and tea bags him in the middle of the ring over and over again. _____ is pointing and laughing because “lil ____” has gotten out and he’s actually tea bagging __________ with his balls and cock.

________wakes up and throws up right on __________. The puke comes down and lands on ________ face, just when _________ balls actually hit the mouth. ________ freaks out and throws ________ across the ring, he’s puking everywhere as ________ sits in the corner feeling himself. ________ throws up on _____ and throws up in return.

thejman93
03-23-2012, 03:12 PM
House show preview:

Mine is a bit more tamed (at least so far) but, hey, we welcome all types here in Jabe. :p

BTW, writing a show by yourself=way fucking harder than it looks.

HolyJose2391
03-23-2012, 03:28 PM
Mine is a bit more tamed (at least so far) but, hey, we welcome all types here in Jabe. :p

BTW, writing a show by yourself=way fucking harder than it looks.
Yea I know!!!!

thejman93
03-23-2012, 03:31 PM
Yea I know!!!!

You do?

I don't think I remember you putting out any shows for a while? :D:p

HolyJose2391
03-23-2012, 03:34 PM
You do?

I don't think I remember you putting out any shows for a while? :D:p
Jerk. The final AWF show is coming you'll see.

Rated_R(ob)KO
03-23-2012, 03:37 PM
Mine is a bit more tamed (at least so far) but, hey, we welcome all types here in Jabe. :p

BTW, writing a show by yourself=way fucking harder than it looks.

I think I said last night that they were two of the most fucked up paragraphs in Jabe history. That's as far as I've ever written before lol. If you ever read SHOWDOWN! you know I'm tame lol.

Rated_R(ob)KO
03-23-2012, 03:38 PM
Six more posts, I'm FOR THE CAUSEing it until I hit 5,000.... countdown time niggas!!

thejman93
03-23-2012, 03:38 PM
Jerk. The final AWF show is coming you'll see.

I'll never let you live that down bro. :D

Rated_R(ob)KO
03-23-2012, 03:38 PM
Five more....

Rated_R(ob)KO
03-23-2012, 03:38 PM
Four more...

Rated_R(ob)KO
03-23-2012, 03:39 PM
Three more...

thejman93
03-23-2012, 03:39 PM
Five more....

Six...

5000-4994=6

Rated_R(ob)KO
03-23-2012, 03:39 PM
Two more...

Rated_R(ob)KO
03-23-2012, 03:40 PM
One more...

Rated_R(ob)KO
03-23-2012, 03:42 PM
Six...

5000-4994=6

You confuse me with your Yoda like logic. My math skills rock! KNOWLEDGE IS POWER!!!!!!



5,000TH POST!!!!! WAHOOO!!!

thejman93
03-23-2012, 03:43 PM
You confuse me with your Yoda like logic. My math skills rock! KNOWLEDGE IS POWER!!!!!!



5,000TH POST!!!!! WAHOOO!!!


Yay!

And yeah, you were right.

Rated_R(ob)KO
03-23-2012, 03:45 PM
Yay!

And yeah, you were right.

I still love ya', dinglebag!! :)

thejman93
03-23-2012, 03:51 PM
I still love ya', dinglebag!! :)
I wuv you too!


...Ewwww, what?

HolyJose2391
03-23-2012, 03:53 PM
Jman that hurt....like right where my heart is :(


And congrats R(ob) on Black Ninja!

thejman93
03-23-2012, 03:57 PM
Jman that hurt....like right where my heart is :(


And congrats R(ob) on Black Ninja!

I'm just messin' with ya bruv.

Well, kinda...:p

K-Jammin
03-23-2012, 03:59 PM
Wanted: A fellow Jabester to talk to me for the next 20 minutes or so due to me currently sitting on the toilet taking what can only be described as the most painful burning shit ever known to man. So yeah, any offers?

thejman93
03-23-2012, 04:01 PM
Wanted: A fellow Jabester to talk to me for the next 20 minutes or so due to me currently sitting on the toilet taking what can only be described as the most painful burning shit ever known to man. So yeah, any offers?

Poor bastard....

I would, but I've been holding in a piss for twenty mintues myself.

Wanted to at least get started on that house show first.

HolyJose2391
03-23-2012, 04:02 PM
I'm just messin' with ya bruv.

Well, kinda...:p
You're lucky you're awesome lol :p

K-Jammin
03-23-2012, 04:02 PM
Poor bastard....

I would, but I've been holding in a piss for twenty mintues myself.

Wanted to at least get started on that house show first.

I can't go through this on my own Jman, I just can't!

Had to wipe my eyes just to read what you said!!

thejman93
03-23-2012, 04:04 PM
You're lucky you're awesome lol :p

'cause I'm The Miz, and I'm...no, wait....


I can't go through this on my own Jman, I just can't!

Had to wipe my eyes just to read what you said!!


Look! Holy's here!

K-Jammin
03-23-2012, 04:06 PM
'cause I'm The Miz, and I'm...no, wait....




Look! Holy's here!

He will just write some Backstreet Boys lyric that will hurt me more than the evil things currently leaving my body via the bottom :(

HolyJose2391
03-23-2012, 04:09 PM
Wanted: A fellow Jabester to talk to me for the next 20 minutes or so due to me currently sitting on the toilet taking what can only be described as the most painful burning shit ever known to man. So yeah, any offers?
Meh might as well....how's the burning sensation?

HolyJose2391
03-23-2012, 04:11 PM
He will just write some Backstreet Boys lyric that will hurt me more than the evil things currently leaving my body via the bottom :(
"Am I original/yeah/ am I the only one/ yeah/ am I sexual/ (fuck) yeah/ am I everything you need me that'll rock your body right everybody yeah/yeah/ rock your body/yeah/ everybody rock your body right/ backstreet's back alright" :p

K-Jammin
03-23-2012, 04:12 PM
Meh might as well....how's the burning sensation?

I won't lie to you Jose, it's not looking good. Looking into the toilet is like looking into the depths of hell, so much that I'm considering calling the local priest to see if he can perform an exorcism.

SilverGhost
03-23-2012, 04:15 PM
Why am I not surprised that its K-Jam?

K-Jammin
03-23-2012, 04:16 PM
Why am I not surprised that its K-Jam?

Because everything I do, I do it big!

HolyJose2391
03-23-2012, 04:25 PM
Sounds brutal K-Jam. Never eat Mexican food out of a truck behind a bowling ally it's not going to end well for your ass. It's like getting penetrated by bubba in te prison showers except its coming out

SilverGhost
03-23-2012, 04:29 PM
Sounds brutal K-Jam. Never eat Mexican food out of a truck behind a bowling ally it's not going to end well for your ass. It's like getting penetrated by bubba in te prison showers except its coming out

This better not be personal experience bro lol

HolyJose2391
03-23-2012, 04:34 PM
This better not be personal experience bro lol
The food from a truck behind a bowling ally....true the prison rape? False

SilverGhost
03-23-2012, 04:43 PM
The food from a truck behind a bowling ally....true the prison rape? False

Both sound like a good time for K-Jam so lol xD

HolyJose2391
03-23-2012, 05:31 PM
Both sound like a good time for K-Jam so lol xD
Hey you know whatever Kjam considers a good time is none of my concern

TheDevilsAdvocate
03-23-2012, 06:55 PM
FUUUUUU!!!!


I have to go. It's storming really badly.


I will get to my other fed promo(s) later on.

K-Jammin
03-23-2012, 07:48 PM
Both sound like a good time for K-Jam so lol xD

All this bitterness aimed towards me all because Jill Valentine picked me over you. Pathetic SG, pathetic!

RomanFlare
03-23-2012, 09:18 PM
IC: If you're having dick problem, I feel bad for ya son! I got 99 problems, but 10 inches ain't one!

Kashdinero
03-23-2012, 10:18 PM
IC: If you're having dick problem, I feel bad for ya son! I got 99 problems, but 10 inches ain't one!

IC: Dude, we really don't need to know how many inches you can swallow, but, uh, well done, I guess... Jose would be proud of you.

zapphoman
03-23-2012, 10:29 PM
IC: Dude, we really don't need to know how many inches you can swallow, but, uh, well done, I guess... Jose would be proud of you.


LOL!!!!

IC: The inside of Romans throat probably looks like a pringles can by now.

HolyJose2391
03-23-2012, 11:18 PM
OOC: fair play Kash fair play lol

IC: Man I knew this one chick who could swallow a whole twelve inches...her name is Katie? or was it her sister? or was it K-jammin I can't rememeber

HolyJose2391
03-23-2012, 11:19 PM
IC: Wait no it was the Alpha Dog and it happened during our trip to Bangkok, Thailand....he took the name seriously. Man told you not to leave your drink uncovered

Poot-Hair
03-23-2012, 11:32 PM
IC: Wait no it was the Alpha Dog and it happened during our trip to Bangkok, Thailand....he took the name seriously. Man told you not to leave your drink uncoveredIC(as the Poot-Hair) Well this one time I fucked a filipino midget prostitute named jo-jo. Found out afterwards that Jo-Jo was short for Joseph Josephson and he had a dick that hung down passed his little knees.

I said DAMNIT! No wonder yew wanted the lights off and I was wondering why I smelled doodoo every now and again....

HolyJose2391
03-23-2012, 11:39 PM
IC(as the Poot-Hair) Well this one time I fucked a filipino midget prostitute named jo-jo. Found out afterwards that Jo-Jo was short for Joseph Josephson and he had a dick that hung down passed his little knees.

I said DAMNIT! No wonder yew wanted the lights off and I was wondering why I smelled doodoo every now and again....
IC as HolyJose: Erm....I hear the Alpha Dog is into that take it up with him

HolyJose2391
03-23-2012, 11:44 PM
I just saw there is someone else named StraighEdgedSavior here in EWN makes me think of Straights (SxExS) I miss that guy :(

Poot-Hair
03-23-2012, 11:52 PM
Quick question for those that may know more about this stuff than me but how do you make your sigpic bigger? I just had this new sigpic made for me (of which a wonderful job was done to it.) And when I bring it here, it shrinks. Any suggestions?

Broc
03-23-2012, 11:54 PM
Quick question for those that may know more about this stuff than me but how do you make your sigpic bigger? I just had this new sigpic made for me (of which a wonderful job was done to it.) And when I bring it here, it shrinks. Any suggestions?

The easiest way would be to just ask bodom to do it.

HolyJose2391
03-23-2012, 11:55 PM
Quick question for those that may know more about this stuff than me but how do you make your sigpic bigger? I just had this new sigpic made for me (of which a wonderful job was done to it.) And when I bring it here, it shrinks. Any suggestions?
Internet Viagra?

Poot-Hair
03-23-2012, 11:56 PM
The easiest way would be to just ask bodom to do it.Okay I'm pm'ing him now. Thanks dude!

Poot-Hair
03-24-2012, 12:29 AM
Damnit...I fail at this crap. Where's a brainiac when you need one...

zapphoman
03-24-2012, 02:04 AM
IC: Wait no it was the Alpha Dog and it happened during our trip to Bangkok, Thailand....he took the name seriously. Man told you not to leave your drink uncovered

IC: The Alpha Dog doesn't remember this...But then again...The Alpha Dog doesn't remember too much about that trip. WHOEVER SLIPPED THE ALPHA DOG A MICKY IS GOING TO DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Rated_R(ob)KO
03-24-2012, 02:23 AM
Damnit...I fail at this crap. Where's a brainiac when you need one...

Log onto your account on the Jabe site. Then go to the area you would to reply. You'll see a couple boxes with pictures on them. One of the boxes is linked to a hosting site. Just get the pic from your photos area, select the size to be forum size, then have it host. Copy the URL, bring it here, click the picture spot where you fix your sig at, blam. Done, save.

SilverGhost
03-24-2012, 03:38 AM
All this bitterness aimed towards me all because Jill Valentine picked me over you. Pathetic SG, pathetic!

*flips the bird at you*


IC: If you're having dick problem, I feel bad for ya son! I got 99 problems, but 10 inches ain't one!


IC: Dude, we really don't need to know how many inches you can swallow, but, uh, well done, I guess... Jose would be proud of you.

IC as Shuriken: Pathetic Roman.

Poot-Hair
03-24-2012, 05:44 AM
Log onto your account on the Jabe site. Then go to the area you would to reply. You'll see a couple boxes with pictures on them. One of the boxes is linked to a hosting site. Just get the pic from your photos area, select the size to be forum size, then have it host. Copy the URL, bring it here, click the picture spot where you fix your sig at, blam. Done, save.Errr ummmm.....English? Anyway you could simplify that down to "stupid". lol

aloisick
03-24-2012, 06:13 AM
Errr ummmm.....English? Anyway you could simplify that down to "stupid". lol

Get Rob to do it haha

@Rob - Still need my Jabetron hombre

TheDevilsAdvocate
03-24-2012, 08:05 AM
My money is on HolyJose winning the Gold Rush.

HolyJose2391
03-24-2012, 08:15 AM
IC: The Alpha Dog doesn't remember this...But then again...The Alpha Dog doesn't remember too much about that trip. WHOEVER SLIPPED THE ALPHA DOG A MICKY IS GOING TO DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
IC as HolyJose: it was for our friend Dan it was his wedding and you got piss drunk and fucked a stripper who turne out to be a tranny

HolyJose2391
03-24-2012, 08:16 AM
My money is on HolyJose winning the Gold Rush.
How I'm not involved? Surprise entrant? Hell yeah lol

B-MCINTYRE
03-24-2012, 08:22 AM
Dingo: I don't know about my partner, but I will show how good I am in that triple threat tag team match!

Robareid
03-24-2012, 11:30 AM
My money is on HolyJose winning the Gold Rush.

What is this Gold Rush you speak of?

Snair
03-24-2012, 11:31 AM
IC as HolyJose: it was for our friend Dan it was his wedding and you got piss drunk and fucked a stripper who turne out to be a tranny

Every now and then my friend Alpha does such disturbing things just for his fans sheer entertainment!

Snair
03-24-2012, 11:34 AM
I won't lie to you Jose, it's not looking good. Looking into the toilet is like looking into the depths of hell, so much that I'm considering calling the local priest to see if he can perform an exorcism.

Cheer up KJ,I hope you manage to see sunshine after this tornado:o

Snair
03-24-2012, 11:35 AM
So how many people are betting on Snair winning the Gold rush Rumble????

Robareid
03-24-2012, 11:36 AM
So many people are betting on Snair winning the Gold rush Rumble????

Can somebody give me a page referance for this, I'm way to lazy to trawl my way back

Snair
03-24-2012, 11:38 AM
Can somebody give me a page referance for this, I'm way to lazy to trawl my way back

Get your lazy ass a few pages back :mad:

Robareid
03-24-2012, 11:44 AM
Get your lazy ass a few pages back :mad:

Urgh... Fine Mr. Snair

Robareid
03-24-2012, 11:50 AM
*Hands in his homework to Mr. Snair*


So, yeah, I've been planning WARFare with Zappholicious, and, well.... Shit is going to go down, like, in a major league way.

Someone recently pointed out that he thought that things had stayed the same in certain aspects of JBW for a while now... Well, here's the deal.

K-Flare was the welcome back show, and I definitely tried to keep things as close to where we left off, while starting new feuds and also adding in matches that I thought deserved to happen before the draft.

But...

The draft will change everything.

The draft will contain a nice surprise or two as well...

And, I might add, the first ever JBW Gold Rush Rumble.

19 losers

1 winner.

That winner becomes the number one contender of his respective brand's heavyweight title.

Entered in GR2 @re..

Ryusuke "Shuriken" Serra

Kayden James

Shining Light

Manabu

Snair

Brick

Icarus

The Prophecy

Zeus Apollo

Broc

Sully

Malcolm Cage

RedruM

The Sandman

G-Scorp

The Alpha Dog

Samson

Chainsaw

Kiddson (who returned at KF's PPV, and if he wins, he gets to choose what brand he returns to)

TheDevilsAdvocate

***

Other equally as important matches @re

Tag titles Unification Match

Mayhem World Heavyweight Tag Team Champions: Ma$$Dinero and Psycho Siaki (Vfuckin3)

Vs

WARFare World Heavyweight Tag Team Champions and AWF World Tag Team Champions: "Madd Dogg" Paul Conrad and Kid Wonder (Two Of A Kind)

JBW Southern Heavyweight Championship Match

LRB (self professed champion) vs The Sleeper

HolyJose vs Azrael (no holds barred, loser leaves WARFare.)

A "let's put all of the new guys in one big match" match

Oli and Karl Panzer vs Dingo Mac and Extraterrestrial vs Spencer Churchill and "Red Hot" Istvan Gretzky

($@y hello to the new guys everybody :))

Lastly..

RomanFlare vs K-Jammin (Mayhem World Heavyweight Champion) vs JMan (WARFare World Heavyweight Champion) vs Caesar (SHOWDOWN! Heavyweight Champion.)

Plus more, including the return of the xBOMBxSHELLx Division, and an announcement about JBW: Octane.

Lol, one of the surprises will actually be a big surprise.. Like.. Yeah, wow.

JBW

Looks awesome. Some big matches here. Are we going back to a single set of tag titles now? Or does Showdown! still have its, I forget.

Only thing this card is missing is a good ole dollop of Best of British Double R Rob Rage ;)

Snair
03-24-2012, 12:02 PM
*Hands in his homework to Mr. Snair*



Looks awesome. Some big matches here. Are we going back to a single set of tag titles now? Or does Showdown! still have its, I forget.

Only thing this card is missing is a good ole dollop of Best of British Double R Rob Rage ;)

Apparently the management (esp Kash) is pissed off at your backstage attitude so you're gonna be in the 2027 for a while!

Poot-Hair
03-24-2012, 12:50 PM
Okay so after about two hours of unsuccessfully trying to enlarge my sigpic on here, I finally decided to say fuck it. When I say "fuck it" I mean I literally had sex with and/or jizzgasmed all over it out of anger.

If someone would like to do it for me, I'd consider it a personal favor. I promise in return for a whole week I will no have sex with and/or jizzgasm on you for a whole week. I'll even give you my password to access my account on here if you need to (then change it right afterward).

Poot-Hair
03-24-2012, 12:51 PM
Okay so after about two hours of unsuccessfully trying to enlarge my sigpic on here, I finally decided to say fuck it. When I say "fuck it" I mean I literally had sex with and/or jizzgasmed all over it out of anger.

If someone would like to do it for me, I'd consider it a personal favor. I promise in return for a whole week I will no have sex with and/or jizzgasm on you for a whole week. I'll even give you my password to access my account on here if you need to (then change it right afterward).WOOHOOO! Nevermind, I believe Bodom just fixed it for me

And yes...I did just quote myself

Robareid
03-24-2012, 01:09 PM
Apparently the management (esp Kash) is pissed off at your backstage attitude so you're gonna be in the 2027 for a while!

It seems I'm in 2028

HolyJose2391
03-24-2012, 01:48 PM
Okay so after about two hours of unsuccessfully trying to enlarge my sigpic on here, I finally decided to say fuck it. When I say "fuck it" I mean I literally had sex with and/or jizzgasmed all over it out of anger.

If someone would like to do it for me, I'd consider it a personal favor. I promise in return for a whole week I will no have sex with and/or jizzgasm on you for a whole week. I'll even give you my password to access my account on here if you need to (then change it right afterward).
I told you try Internet Viagra!!!! Buti guess Bodom fixed it

thejman93
03-24-2012, 01:51 PM
I told you try Internet Viagra!!!! Buti guess Bodom fixed it

When in doubt, ask Bods.

Shame he isn't an efedder.

I'm getting back to the house show now; should be up tomorrow.

thejman93
03-24-2012, 05:11 PM
<------ Just committed the efed equivalent of attempted murder.

SilverGhost
03-24-2012, 05:14 PM
<------ Just committed the efed equivalent of attempted murder.

You did? lol

thejman93
03-24-2012, 05:17 PM
You did? lol

Kash gave me a house show full of squashes so I decided to have a little fun with one of the JobberBots.

PandaMassacre
03-24-2012, 05:26 PM
When in doubt, ask Bods.

Shame he isn't an efedder.

I'm getting back to the house show now; should be up tomorrow.

He was an efedder when EWNCW was first starting out. (: He is just too busy for it now.

HolyJose2391
03-24-2012, 05:29 PM
Kash gave me a house show full of squashes so I decided to have a little fun with one of the JobberBots.
.....JBW has sent a man to hell...attempted murder is nothing

PandaMassacre
03-24-2012, 05:38 PM
.....JBW has sent a man to hell...attempted murder is nothing

People DID get murdered in JBW. xD ;p

Poot-Hair
03-24-2012, 07:26 PM
I'm as happy as a tard with a lump of play-doh, a chicken finger, and a bicycle helmet. Of course you know the tard ate the play-doh, took a shit in the bicycle helmet, and shoved the chicken finger up his ass. Why you ask? Because he's retarded...why else?

HolyJose2391
03-24-2012, 09:02 PM
TONIGHT! The final AWF PPV Speed of Sound is put up for your reading pleasure. I will give my sentiments on AWF later. AWF is the first EWN efed to fold....is that a proud achievement?

eyehatecena
03-24-2012, 09:10 PM
TONIGHT! The final AWF PPV Speed of Sound is put up for your reading pleasure. I will give my sentiments on AWF later. AWF is the first EWN efed to fold....is that a proud achievement?

I thought it was just becoming JBW Octane

HolyJose2391
03-24-2012, 09:18 PM
I thought it was just becoming JBW Octane
Yes and No. Yes a lot of talent from AWF are now on JBW: Octane but it's not AWF though it's a different concept other than just high flying

TheDevilsAdvocate
03-24-2012, 09:20 PM
Since I have built up enough motivation to get on her more often I am going to start planning my characters future.


IC: Everyone was right... My time has come... Not for me to lay down and surrender my legacy, but for me to rise up and re-claim what is mine. I have drawn blood and shattered bones for this Company. I am not fixing to take a back seat for anyone. I was lost in the darkness.. I embraced it and used it to my own advantage. The Demons that lay deep within it taught me everything I needed to know. I will gladly take their knowledge a thousand miles upon my shoulders to prove to everyone that it would be a mistake to cross me in my yard. I know most of you are filled with doubt. I can assure you that going against me would become the last decision you will ever make.

Memories from not too long ago reminded me that I had lost myself along the way. I had to get better. I had to improve everything about myself. Not just my attitude, but my appearance and in-ring abilities as well. I may be loaded with muscles, but I am as fast as anyone would be able to handle. My arsenal of moves are limitless, and I have trained my body to take a countless amount of heavy blows. The old me may have main evented every Warfare up until' my unfortunate departure, but I was lacking ruthless aggression. I did not show my oppositions what I was truly made of. This is something I will never allow to happen again.

Deep inside of me is a Monster just dying to be unleashed. You all may poke at it and think that you would bring your hand back in tact, but when that chain is off you can bet your ass that I will bite it clean off. I am not here for thrills anymore. I am just here to break some bones and to make some people suffer. It is as simple as that. You might be able to preach about how you would take me out of my misery, but I am not even close to being miserable. When I snap your leg in 5 different places THEN you would understand true misery.

It has come to my attention that I am being put on the list of several top talents here. Bring it on.. I will show you what it feels like to be in the Devil's playground with yours truly. I would humiliate in so many ways that by the time our match is over you will be begging the higher-ups to let you have an early retirement on behalf of the embarrassment that would be bestowed upon your future Children.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y0yQBdXoUno

Tommy Thunder
03-24-2012, 09:22 PM
TONIGHT! The final AWF PPV Speed of Sound is put up for your reading pleasure. I will give my sentiments on AWF later. AWF is the first EWN efed to fold....is that a proud achievement?

That's not entirely true. I-WF (did they actually do any shows?) folded just as sudden as it was conceived lol!
So don't worry about being the first to fold. AWF had a great tun and was a great fed while it was running.

eyehatecena
03-24-2012, 09:26 PM
That's not entirely true. I-WF (did they actually do any shows?) folded just as sudden as it was conceived lol!
So don't worry about being the first to fold. AWF had a great tun and was a great fed while it was running.

I think IWF had two shows but it folded after giddy went on the HWA creative and Airbourne stepped down- but yeah I liked the AWF shows I did read

HolyJose2391
03-24-2012, 09:31 PM
That's not entirely true. I-WF (did they actually do any shows?) folded just as sudden as it was conceived lol!
So don't worry about being the first to fold. AWF had a great tun and was a great fed while it was running.
What's I-WF? Let me rephrase that AWF is the first fed to go under with a great legacy!
Thanks Tommy

Tommy Thunder
03-24-2012, 09:33 PM
What's I-WF? Let me rephrase that AWF is the first fed to go under with a great legacy!
Thanks Tommy

Exactly lol!

And you're welcome!

HolyJose2391
03-24-2012, 09:36 PM
Anybody wanna tell me Markus Beerstein's entrance I feel like I should know this by nowE

EDIT: Nevermind I remember the band

TheDevilsAdvocate
03-24-2012, 09:41 PM
Since I have built up enough motivation to get on her more often I am going to start planning my characters future.




IC: Everyone was right... My time has come... Not for me to lay down and surrender my legacy, but for me to rise up and re-claim what is mine. I have drawn blood and shattered bones for this Company. I am not fixing to take a back seat for anyone. I was lost in the darkness.. I embraced it and used it to my own advantage. The Demons that lay deep within it taught me everything I needed to know. I will gladly take their knowledge a thousand miles upon my shoulders to prove to everyone that it would be a mistake to cross me in my yard. I know most of you are filled with doubt. I can assure you that going against me would become the last decision you will ever make.


Memories from not too long ago reminded me that I had lost myself along the way. I had to get better. I had to improve everything about myself. Not just my attitude, but my appearance and in-ring abilities as well. I may be loaded with muscles, but I am as fast as anyone would be able to handle. My arsenal of moves are limitless, and I have trained my body to take a countless amount of heavy blows. The old me may have main evented every Warfare up until' my unfortunate departure, but I was lacking ruthless aggression. I did not show my oppositions what I was truly made of. This is something I will never allow to happen again.


Deep inside of me is a Monster just dying to be unleashed. You all may poke at it and think that you would bring your hand back in tact, but when that chain is off you can bet your ass that I will bite it clean off. I am not here for thrills anymore. I am just here to break some bones and to make some people suffer. It is as simple as that. You might be able to preach about how you would take me out of my misery, but I am not even close to being miserable. When I snap your leg in 5 different places THEN you would understand true misery.


It has come to my attention that I am being put on the list of several top talents here. Bring it on.. I will show you what it feels like to be in the Devil's playground with yours truly. I would humiliate in so many ways that by the time our match is over you will be begging the higher-ups to let you have an early retirement on behalf of the embarrassment that would be bestowed upon your future Children.



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y0yQBdXoUno

I do not want to lose this just yet.





Anybody wanna tell me Markus Beerstein's entrance I feel like I should know this by nowE

EDIT: Nevermind I remember the band

When is the final AWF show happening?

HolyJose2391
03-24-2012, 09:42 PM
I do not want to lose this just yet.






When is the final AWF show happening?
Tonight in a few hours

zapphoman
03-24-2012, 09:46 PM
Since I have built up enough motivation to get on her more often I am going to start planning my characters future.


IC: Everyone was right... My time has come... Not for me to lay down and surrender my legacy, but for me to rise up and re-claim what is mine. I have drawn blood and shattered bones for this Company. I am not fixing to take a back seat for anyone. I was lost in the darkness.. I embraced it and used it to my own advantage. The Demons that lay deep within it taught me everything I needed to know. I will gladly take their knowledge a thousand miles upon my shoulders to prove to everyone that it would be a mistake to cross me in my yard. I know most of you are filled with doubt. I can assure you that going against me would become the last decision you will ever make.

Memories from not too long ago reminded me that I had lost myself along the way. I had to get better. I had to improve everything about myself. Not just my attitude, but my appearance and in-ring abilities as well. I may be loaded with muscles, but I am as fast as anyone would be able to handle. My arsenal of moves are limitless, and I have trained my body to take a countless amount of heavy blows. The old me may have main evented every Warfare up until' my unfortunate departure, but I was lacking ruthless aggression. I did not show my oppositions what I was truly made of. This is something I will never allow to happen again.

Deep inside of me is a Monster just dying to be unleashed. You all may poke at it and think that you would bring your hand back in tact, but when that chain is off you can bet your ass that I will bite it clean off. I am not here for thrills anymore. I am just here to break some bones and to make some people suffer. It is as simple as that. You might be able to preach about how you would take me out of my misery, but I am not even close to being miserable. When I snap your leg in 5 different places THEN you would understand true misery.

It has come to my attention that I am being put on the list of several top talents here. Bring it on.. I will show you what it feels like to be in the Devil's playground with yours truly. I would humiliate in so many ways that by the time our match is over you will be begging the higher-ups to let you have an early retirement on behalf of the embarrassment that would be bestowed upon your future Children.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y0yQBdXoUno

IC: Finally decided to take yourself more seriously TDA? The Alpha Dog is glad to hear it. Can't wait to meet you in the Gold Rush Match at the next Warfare. The Alpha Dog will test your new resolve for himself.

TheDevilsAdvocate
03-24-2012, 09:53 PM
IC: Finally decided to take yourself more seriously TDA? The Alpha Dog is glad to hear it. Can't wait to meet you in the Gold Rush Match at the next Warfare. The Alpha Dog will test your new resolve for himself.

IC: I will meet you there, Partner. I will pass that test with a P for pain. Which is kind of funny because that is what you will be feeling during the entire match.

zapphoman
03-24-2012, 10:00 PM
IC: I will meet you there, Partner. I will pass that test with a P for pain. Which is kind of funny because that is what you will be feeling during the entire match.

IC: HAHA!!! The Alpha Dog is looking forward to making you eat those words. Pain is what The Alpha Dog specializes in, giving it and taking it. Mark The Alpha Dogs words, you and eighteen other men will see what he's talking about.

TheDevilsAdvocate
03-24-2012, 10:08 PM
IC: HAHA!!! The Alpha Dog is looking forward to making you eat those words. Pain is what The Alpha Dog specializes in, giving it and taking it. Mark The Alpha Dogs words, you and eighteen other men will see what he's talking about.


IC: I damn well hope so! You will have to use everything you are capable of to even stand in the ring against me on even grounds. You are a tough kid.. I was watching out for you during the days of SuperNova. But enough of that reminiscing!! When that bell starts I am going to go hunting for a Dog.. Tell me... Did you make your bed this morning, Alpha?

TheDevilsAdvocate
03-24-2012, 10:26 PM
I'm tired~ Thank you for the brief back and forth, Zapphoman. I really enjoyed it. Night.

Snair
03-24-2012, 10:50 PM
IC:I'm tired of people screaming over that "I'm gonna win the Rumble,I'm gonna win the Rumble".
So instead of ignoring them I'm going to do something about it in otherwords its not gonna be the Alpha dog, Serra, TDA or even Jose who'll win the tournament.
Its gonna be the man from India,JBW's own TRASH TALKING EGO MANIAC who'll be taking his rightful place winning the Rumble and laying waste to anybody who stands before him.

HolyJose2391
03-24-2012, 11:15 PM
<-------this guy just put over two talents in a way that can only be described as HolyShit!

RomanFlare
03-25-2012, 12:50 AM
IC: Daniel Bryan is my homie! What a great man and wrestler! Class act--JBW should steal him away from the WWE.

RomanFlare
03-25-2012, 01:02 AM
IC: I have a serious question. Y'know how I'm better than all of you? Higher on the talent ladder, so to speak? My question is: How good does my ass look from down there? Is it as sexy as it is from up here, on top of the mountain?

B-MCINTYRE
03-25-2012, 01:05 AM
IC: I have a serious question. Y'know how I'm better than all of you? Higher on the talent ladder, so to speak? My question is: How good does my ass look from down there? Is it as sexy as it is from up here, on top of the mountain?

Dingo: Mate, your ass looks like it is in serious need of getting kicked. I'm happy to help out with that!

RomanFlare
03-25-2012, 01:07 AM
Dingo: Mate, your ass looks like it is in serious need of getting kicked. I'm happy to help out with that!

IC: Bring it on chum-breath. The unstoppable force RomanFlare meets the no-entrance Local Boy Dingo! That'll sell out a house show.

B-MCINTYRE
03-25-2012, 01:10 AM
IC: Bring it on chum-breath. The unstoppable force RomanFlare meets the no-entrance Local Boy Dingo! That'll sell out a house show.

IC: Especially when the no -entrance local boy gets the win over the "unstoppable force" RomanFlare!

RomanFlare
03-25-2012, 01:12 AM
IC: Especially when the no -entrance local boy gets the win over the "unstoppable force" RomanFlare!

IC: Guts or ignorance will buy you a chance but won't buy you a win. Don't blame me when you're picking your teeth out of the mat and being carried back to the locker room with a broken knee.

RomanFlare
03-25-2012, 01:22 AM
Wow, so out of the damn loop I didn't even know K-Flare show got posted--how did people like it?

S.E. Zero
03-25-2012, 02:08 AM
Wow, so out of the damn loop I didn't even know K-Flare show got posted--how did people like it?

It was great, I especially enjoyed V3 in the show with the gold.

There :p

zapphoman
03-25-2012, 02:22 AM
IC: I have a serious question. Y'know how I'm better than all of you? Higher on the talent ladder, so to speak? My question is: How good does my ass look from down there? Is it as sexy as it is from up here, on top of the mountain?

IC: The Alpha Dog doesn't know...he can't see your face.

OOC: Good to see you on here bro! GOOD NIGHT JABE!!!

RomanFlare
03-25-2012, 02:25 AM
IC: The Alpha Dog doesn't know...he can't see your face.

OOC: Good to see you on here bro! GOOD NIGHT JABE!!!

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lx5niomQxm1qid90i.gif

Kashdinero
03-25-2012, 02:31 AM
V3 were already champs :)

S.E. Zero
03-25-2012, 02:58 AM
V3 were already champs :)

I'm exhausted excuse the typos :p

Rated_R(ob)KO
03-25-2012, 03:07 AM
Sitting on a staircase, The Sandman is staring off into the sunset when he realizes there's a cameraman there. He gets up and grabs the man by his shirt and starts mumbling something with his hand over the lens. The man screams, The Sandman laughs and adjusts the camera so he can be seen. He sits back down on the step. The wind is blowing mildly and he seems different.

The Sandman: "Since I came to JBW about eight months ago, I have faltered. I have lost my path. I became... comfortable. When I came here, all my mind was set on was obtaining gold so I could take out the system from within. My mind was straight and to the point. No nonsense. I came with the intent to seek out the deadly sins of JBW. To make this place great.

My games were invented to torture those beings into the realization that they were leading less than example lives. I obtained the JBW Mayhem Heavyweight Television Championship and kind of stopped. Yes. I realize that. I have been involved in this... "Horrorcore" scene which I am nowhere near fond of. They know this but, they still do it. It's to get a rise out of me. It won't work. I have lost my path. I have lost me.

I have been through and seen more than you can imagine. My visions are true, some of you know this. I can see things others can't. I can see inside of you. I can see all the horrible things you have done in your life. There's no hiding the truth from me... why am I saying all of this? Well, my time is coming again. I will be the way I was. I will obtain higher gold this time around. Yes, the JBW Mayhem Heavyweight Television Championship is a fantastic honor but, I want to be World Champion. WARFare Heavyweight Champion sounds great to me. I know I have many guys to go though and in all honesty, they're guys I have been waiting to get a hold of.

JBW be prepared. I am coming for you... I am coming for everyone. I am coming for it all."

He gets up and hits the camera.

Snair
03-25-2012, 03:12 AM
<-------this guy just put over two talents in a way that can only be described as HolyShit!

http://epicdemotivational.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/demotivational-posters-my-baby-brother-made-an-awesome-face.jpg

Kashdinero
03-25-2012, 03:53 AM
Sitting on a staircase, The Sandman is staring off into the sunset when he realizes there's a cameraman there. He gets up and grabs the man by his shirt and starts mumbling something with his hand over the lens. The man screams, The Sandman laughs and adjusts the camera so he can be seen. He sits back down on the step. The wind is blowing mildly and he seems different.

The Sandman: "Since I came to JBW about eight months ago, I have faltered. I have lost my path. I became... comfortable. When I came here, all my mind was set on was obtaining gold so I could take out the system from within. My mind was straight and to the point. No nonsense. I came with the intent to seek out the deadly sins of JBW. To make this place great.

My games were invented to torture those beings into the realization that they were leading less than example lives. I obtained the JBW Mayhem Heavyweight Television Championship and kind of stopped. Yes. I realize that. I have been involved in this... "Horrorcore" scene which I am nowhere near fond of. They know this but, they still do it. It's to get a rise out of me. It won't work. I have lost my path. I have lost me.

I have been through and seen more than you can imagine. My visions are true, some of you know this. I can see things others can't. I can see inside of you. I can see all the horrible things you have done in your life. There's no hiding the truth from me... why am I saying all of this? Well, my time is coming again. I will be the way I was. I will obtain higher gold this time around. Yes, the JBW Mayhem Heavyweight Television Championship is a fantastic honor but, I want to be World Champion. WARFare Heavyweight Champion sounds great to me. I know I have many guys to go though and in all honesty, they're guys I have been waiting to get a hold of.

JBW be prepared. I am coming for you... I am coming for everyone. I am coming for it all."

He gets up and hits the camera.

IC @$ Ma$$Dinero: Ooh, we're all, like, so fucking scared its not true.

#LOL@SandyPantsFreddyKrugerWannabe

Seriously though, I'm begging for a mask vs mask match between this weirdo and RomanFlare.

OOC: Wapped you.

Rated_R(ob)KO
03-25-2012, 04:12 AM
IC @$ Ma$$Dinero: Ooh, we're all, like, so fucking scared its not true.

#LOL@SandyPantsFreddyKrugerWannabe

Seriously though, I'm begging for a mask vs mask match between this weirdo and RomanFlare.

OOC: Wapped you.

IC (As The Sandman): "Ma$$... the things that come out of your mouth are so clever. So witty. So, insignificant. You are a putrid stain on this company. I could care less about your... "accomplishments". You're good but, not great. I would take both you and Roman and turn you into twisted, and unfamiliar versions of yourself. Do not test me Ma$$. You will fail."

OOC: Won't be any good until an hour and fifty minutes my time. Still at work bruv.

Robareid
03-25-2012, 06:31 AM
Is anybody interested in helping me out on the Jabe prediction contests? They don't take a huge amount of time but I'm trying to cut down on my time spent here as I spend way too long on here. Ideally we would have three guys (including me), one for each brand but one volunteer would be better than nothing

SilverGhost
03-25-2012, 09:09 AM
JBW thread needs more Ma$$ IC

K-Jammin
03-25-2012, 10:43 AM
Today is one of those rare days in England where it's boiling hot! 1 BBQ down, 2 more to go. Hope my fellow countrymen are enjoying the sun :)

I also hope SG is having an awful day, and may his favourite video games all break!

HolyJose2391
03-25-2012, 10:45 AM
Guys I did something I'm not hugely proud about. I got the One Direction Album.....I like it.....

B-MCINTYRE
03-25-2012, 10:47 AM
Guys I did something I'm not hugely proud about. I got the One Direction Album.....I like it.....

Hang your head in shame bro...

K-Jammin
03-25-2012, 10:47 AM
Guys I did something I'm not hugely proud about. I got the One Direction Album.....I like it.....

This is going too far now!! Can't believe their undeserved success has now spread to America aswell. What's happened to music?! :mad:

HolyJose2391
03-25-2012, 10:50 AM
This is going too far now!! Can't believe their undeserved success has now spread to America aswell. What's happened to music?! :mad:
I originally saw them when I went to see Big Time Rush live. And like No one knew them before hand here and that was three weeks ago and then all of a sudden they're everywhere.....these Spice Girls wannabes

B-MCINTYRE
03-25-2012, 10:52 AM
I originally saw them when I went to see Big Time Rush live. And like No one knew them before hand here and that was three weeks ago and then all of a sudden they're everywhere.....these Spice Girls wannabes

In all fairness, they are a little bit better than the spice girls....

K-Jammin
03-25-2012, 10:56 AM
I originally saw them when I went to see Big Time Rush live. And like No one knew them before hand here and that was three weeks ago and then all of a sudden they're everywhere.....these Spice Girls wannabes

I'm going to ask you a question that if given the wrong answer, could end our friendship... do you like Justin Beiber?

HolyJose2391
03-25-2012, 10:57 AM
In all fairness, they are a little bit better than the spice girls....
Yeah but the Spice Girls are good to look at. I mean these kids can sing and are talented...I just hate getting caught up in music that makes 6 year old girls scream. With Backstreet Boys the women at those shows are my age and I love it

HolyJose2391
03-25-2012, 10:58 AM
I'm going to ask you a question that if given the wrong answer, could end our friendship... do you like Justin Beiber?
No. I respect the kid for doing what he loves but I don't like his music

K-Jammin
03-25-2012, 10:59 AM
No. I respect the kid for doing what he loves but I don't like his music

Thank fucking fuck :)

HolyJose2391
03-25-2012, 11:02 AM
Thank fucking fuck :)
Come on even I have my limits

TheDevilsAdvocate
03-25-2012, 11:18 AM
Is it bad that I want to stay retired, and leave E-Fedding? I find it more entertaining to watch other people progress.

K-Jammin
03-25-2012, 11:32 AM
Is it bad that I want to stay retired, and leave E-Fedding? I find it more entertaining to watch other people progress.

It's not bad at all, would suck for you to leave but if you wanted to stay retired then there's nothing wrong with that.

TheDevilsAdvocate
03-25-2012, 11:39 AM
It's not bad at all, would suck for you to leave but if you wanted to stay retired then there's nothing wrong with that.

I have been wanting to leave for a really long time, but I always felt bad about letting JBW down. They gave me the chance to release some of my built up creativity. I feel as though I have to be here, because all of you are like a second family to me. However, at the same time my motivation is going up and down like a roller coaster. I'm just not here anymore. I think my final night was meant to be that night when I left with Psycho Siaki, and DUBS.

K-Jammin
03-25-2012, 11:48 AM
I have been wanting to leave for a really long time, but I always felt bad about letting JBW down. They gave me the chance to release some of my built up creativity. I feel as though I have to be here, because all of you are like a second family to me. However, at the same time my motivation is going up and down like a roller coaster. I'm just not here anymore. I think my final night was meant to be that night when I left with Psycho Siaki, and DUBS.

I can't speak for everyone, but I certainly wouldn't be let down if you left man. You've given us more than enough classic moments. So obviously I would rather you stay, but if you decided to retire then at least you have an awesome legacy to leave behind. I've wanted to leave many times due to real life commitments, but this place draws you back in! But my honest opinion, I think the TDA character still has many great moments left to give. So think long and hard, and know you can't really make a bad decision here :)

thejman93
03-25-2012, 11:50 AM
Is it bad that I want to stay retired, and leave E-Fedding? I find it more entertaining to watch other people progress.

Considering I've had the same thought a couple times over the last few months, no.

That being said, YDA deserves one more run.

HolyJose2391
03-25-2012, 11:51 AM
I can't speak for everyone, but I certainly wouldn't be let down if you left man. You've given us more than enough classic moments. So obviously I would rather you stay, but if you decided to retire then at least you have an awesome legacy to leave behind. I've wanted to leave many times due to real life commitments, but this place draws you back in! But my honest opinion, I think the TDA character still has many great moments left to give. So think long and hard, and know you can't really make a bad decision here :)
K-Jam hit the nail on the head. I would love it if you stayed but if you feel as if you want to stay retired I wouldn't be let down you certainly gave us classic moments and was an honor to work with you in SuperNova

TheDevilsAdvocate
03-25-2012, 11:54 AM
I can't speak for everyone, but I certainly wouldn't be let down if you left man. You've given us more than enough classic moments. So obviously I would rather you stay, but if you decided to retire then at least you have an awesome legacy to leave behind. I've wanted to leave many times due to real life commitments, but this place draws you back in! But my honest opinion, I think the TDA character still has many great moments left to give. So think long and hard, and know you can't really make a bad decision here :)

I will think over it. I am also working with EWNCW, so I have to think about them as well. I admit there were a ton of classic moments, but the difference from then and now is it kind of feels like homework to me. I'm getting.... LAZY.

eyehatecena
03-25-2012, 11:58 AM
*Newly signed JBW stars- Karl and Oli Panzer walk up to TDA- give him a hug, a pat on his back- then hand him a beer.*

TheDevilsAdvocate
03-25-2012, 12:03 PM
*Newly signed JBW stars- Karl and Oli Panzer walk up to TDA- give him a hug, a pat on his back- then hand him a beer.*

~Single handedly hugs them both, and takes the beer only to chug it down in a matter of seconds~

thejman93
03-25-2012, 12:06 PM
I will think over it. I am also working with EWNCW, so I have to think about them as well. I admit there were a ton of classic moments, but the difference from then and now is it kind of feels like homework to me. I'm getting.... LAZY.


I think part of it is the people.

No offense to the newer guys, but this place was better when guys like Leggo, Sau, Heelturn, and JHorton were here regularly.

TheDevilsAdvocate
03-25-2012, 12:08 PM
Considering I've had the same thought a couple times over the last few months, no.


That being said, TDA deserves one more run.

Possibly. We will just have to see how things pan out within the next few days.




K-Jam hit the nail on the head. I would love it if you stayed but if you feel as if you want to stay retired I wouldn't be let down you certainly gave us classic moments and was an honor to work with you in SuperNova

Thanks, Jose. SuperNova was amazing! I really enjoyed doing those huge segments with you and Zapph. You two are creative geniuses.

eyehatecena
03-25-2012, 12:10 PM
~Single handedly hugs them both, and takes the beer only to chug it down in a matter of seconds~

Karl: I already like this guy.

Oli: Me too, we need to call Dingo and have him bring our beer truck here- then the four of us can get pissed drunk.

Karl: Yeah and the first one to pass out will have to buy another truckload of beer.

Oli: Damn, its always me.

Karl: Ha, and judging from TDA chuging that one beer that fast- you're buying yet again

TheDevilsAdvocate
03-25-2012, 12:10 PM
I think part of it is the people.

No offense to the newer guys, but this place was better when guys like Leggo, Sau, Heelturn, and JHorton were here regularly.

The people are fine I believe. It is just my battle with my own creative struggles. Leggo still pops on every once in awhile. JHorton also pops on every now and then. Sau is only gone because he is busy with stuff, and I am not too sure about HeelTurn.. Whatever happened to him? Lol.

TheDevilsAdvocate
03-25-2012, 12:14 PM
Karl: I already like this guy.

Oli: Me too, we need to call Dingo and have him bring our beer truck here- then the four of us can get pissed drunk.

Karl: Yeah and the first one to pass out will have to buy another truckload of beer.

Oli: Damn, its always me.

Karl: Ha, and judging from TDA chuging that one beer that fast- you're buying yet again

IC: Well, well... I guess I just engaged myself in a little drinking game. Bring on the Beer!

eyehatecena
03-25-2012, 12:23 PM
IC: Well, well... I guess I just engaged myself in a little drinking game. Bring on the Beer!
*Dingo drives up in the truck- opens up the back and drinking commences*

*After about 6 hrs Oil Panzer is out cold*

Karl: Lightweight

*16 hrs later- the rest of the guys are still drinking*

Karl: Damn were are almost out of beer, Oli better wake up soon to buy us some more

*Oli is still out cold with only 15 cases of beer left on the truck*

Karl: Damn that won't last an hour

RomanFlare
03-25-2012, 01:09 PM
IC: BREAKING NEWS! I'm going to debut a new high-impact maneuver when I win all 3 World Titles on Draft Night! WHO DEY!

thejman93
03-25-2012, 01:17 PM
IC: BREAKING NEWS! I'm going to debut a new high-impact maneuver when I win all 3 World Titles on Draft Night! WHO DEY!

IC: BREAKING NEWS! You're not going to win any World Titles on Draft Night!

Robareid
03-25-2012, 01:17 PM
TDA, I can't speak for anyone else, but if you feel like it's a chore then if it was me personally I'd take a break. Hey, you never know, Jabe may well just draw you back in, creative enthusiasm renewed. Obviously we'd all love to see you stay, but eFedding is suppossed to be fun, and if it's not, then it just ain't orth doing anymore

RomanFlare
03-25-2012, 01:18 PM
IC: BREAKING NEWS! You're not going to win any World Titles on Draft Night!

IC: Oh, and you're going to stop me? Everyone knows the smart money is on me and my only real competition is the referee.

thejman93
03-25-2012, 01:21 PM
IC: Oh, and you're going to stop me? Everyone knows the smart money is on me and my only real competition is the referee.

IC: The smart money is on the only guy in the match without a championship?

Interesting logic.

RomanFlare
03-25-2012, 01:23 PM
IC: The smart money is on the only guy in the match without a championship?

Interesting logic.

IC: Eye of the tiger, baby! Nothing to lose, everything to gain! Plus, y'know, I'm the best talent in the company. That helps too.

thejman93
03-25-2012, 01:29 PM
IC: Eye of the tiger, baby! Nothing to lose, everything to gain! Plus, y'know, I'm the best talent in the company. That helps too.

IC: These matches aren't about pure wrestling ability; they're about how bad you want it.

I want it bad.

K-Jammin
03-25-2012, 01:31 PM
IC: Eye of the tiger, baby! Nothing to lose, everything to gain! Plus, y'know, I'm the best talent in the company. That helps too.

IC: It's probably best you stop running your mouth now you don't have me protecting you anymore. K-Jammin: Carrying RomanFlare's career on his back since 2011.

RomanFlare
03-25-2012, 01:36 PM
IC: These matches aren't about pure wrestling ability; they're about how bad you want it.

I want it bad.

IC: You're right, this isn't about pure wrestling! But just wanting it the most doesn't make it happen. You've got to be cunning and ruthless, calculating and gutsy. There will come a time when you have to swing for the fences--hit it and you'll walk away a champion, miss and you'll be left crying in the corner. This isn't some simple one-on-one affair. You've got three opponents to account for. You have to beat your opponents mercilessly while maintaining a level of energy--you can't exhaust yourself and expect to win. And even if you hit that one big fly ball, you have to make sure there isn't a man waiting in the wing, ready to rob that ball from the front row. This won't be solely about ability or desire--the winner will be the man who capitalizes on his opportunity first. And that man will be me.

RomanFlare
03-25-2012, 01:37 PM
IC: It's probably best you stop running your mouth now you don't have me protecting you anymore. K-Jammin: Carrying RomanFlare's career on his back since 2011.

IC: Ooo, someone is still stinging from that title shot to the face.

thejman93
03-25-2012, 01:38 PM
IC: Yeah, you two keep arguing. I'll be waiting for whoever still has their vagina intact.

RomanFlare
03-25-2012, 01:39 PM
IC: Yeah, you two keep arguing. I'll be waiting for whoever still has their vagina intact.

IC: Really? You're going to make yet another gay joke? We all know Caesar is the woman--that punk hasn't shown his face in ages.

thejman93
03-25-2012, 01:40 PM
IC: You're right, this isn't about pure wrestling! But just wanting it the most doesn't make it happen. You've got to be cunning and ruthless, calculating and gutsy. There will come a time when you have to swing for the fences--hit it and you'll walk away a champion, miss and you'll be left crying in the corner. This isn't some simple one-on-one affair. You've got three opponents to account for. You have to beat your opponents mercilessly while maintaining a level of energy--you can't exhaust yourself and expect to win. And even if you hit that one big fly ball, you have to make sure there isn't a man waiting in the wing, ready to rob that ball from the front row. This won't be solely about ability or desire--the winner will be the man who capitalizes on his opportunity first. And that man will be me.

IC: Everything but that last sentence was spot on.

K-Jammin
03-25-2012, 01:40 PM
IC: Ooo, someone is still stinging from that title shot to the face.

IC: I'm still pretty. No biggie.

K-Jammin
03-25-2012, 01:41 PM
IC: Yeah, you two keep arguing. I'll be waiting for whoever still has their vagina intact.

IC: Don't act like you know what a vagina is you little mug.

thejman93
03-25-2012, 01:41 PM
IC: Really? You're going to make yet another gay joke? We all know Caesar is the woman--that punk hasn't shown his face in ages.

IC: First off, the gay jokes are made because they're too fucking easy not to be.

And yeah, Fuck Caesar.

thejman93
03-25-2012, 01:43 PM
IC: Don't act like you know what a vagina is you little mug.

IC: Hey, at least I haven't boinked an entire family's woth of women on national TV.

K-Jammin
03-25-2012, 01:47 PM
IC: Hey, at least I haven't boinked an entire family's woth of women on national TV.

IC: That's right, you haven't. You just suck week after week after week.

thejman93
03-25-2012, 01:51 PM
IC: That's right, you haven't. You just suck week after week after week.

IC: You'd know a little something about sucking, wouldn't you Jamster?

Like I said, the gay jokes are way too easy.

RomanFlare
03-25-2012, 01:52 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s92ax13Lv3I&amp;feature=fvwp&amp;NR=1

K-Jammin
03-25-2012, 01:54 PM
IC: You'd know a little something about sucking, wouldn't you Jamster?

Like I said, the gay jokes are way too easy.

IC: Yup. Lolly's, jawbreakers, a couple of clits, they're all great to suck. However one thing I would NEVER do, is suck my way to the top of the roster like a certain homosexual Warfare Champion...

Wow your right, gay jokes are fun. However aids isn't, you'd be wise to remember that next time you meet up with Shuri.

thejman93
03-25-2012, 01:57 PM
IC: Yup. Lolly's, jawbreakers, a couple of clits, they're all great to suck. However one thing I would NEVER do, is suck my way to the top of the roster like a certain homosexual Warfare Champion...

Wow your right, gay jokes are fun. However aids isn't, you'd be wise to remember that next time you meet up with Shuri.

IC: Face it bruv, you sucked up to Kash just as much as I did coming up through the ranks.

K-Jammin
03-25-2012, 02:03 PM
IC: Face it bruv, you sucked up to Kash just as much as I did coming up through the ranks.

IC: Nope, I just entertained to the point people were talking about me. Kept doing my thing, then BAM I'm World Champion. If I sucked up to anyone, it was SES. But even then I would tell him if his ideas sucked.

thejman93
03-25-2012, 02:09 PM
IC: Nope, I just entertained to the point people were talking about me. Kept doing my thing, then BAM I'm World Champion. If I sucked up to anyone, it was SES. But even then I would tell him if his ideas sucked.

IC: I've told Kash his ideas suck, he just doesn't listen.

OOC: Lol, I think I've said too much.

RomanFlare
03-25-2012, 02:11 PM
IC: I guess I should come clean--I slept with Ma$$'s sister to get head.


Get it? *wiggles his eyebrows*

thejman93
03-25-2012, 02:14 PM
IC: I guess I should come clean--I slept with Ma$$'s sister to get head.


Get it? *wiggles his eyebrows*

IC: Only difference between you and Trips is that he would've gotten to the top anyway.

RomanFlare
03-25-2012, 02:17 PM
IC: Only difference between you and Trips is that he would've gotten to the top anyway.

IC: Hey, just because you love it on the bottom doesn't mean everyone else does--oh you mean in the company. Meh--When the dust settles, I'll be sitting a top the mountain top wearing more gold than Don King.

Poot-Hair
03-25-2012, 04:25 PM
IC: Hey, just because you love it on the bottom doesn't mean everyone else does--oh you mean in the company. Meh--When the dust settles, I'll be sitting a top the mountain top wearing more gold than Don King.Dude...robbing a poor black man with fucked up hair is just wrong....

SilverGhost
03-25-2012, 04:35 PM
IC as Shuriken: One pathetic World Champion and a good World Champion telling how gay each other are? This is stupid. Jman, you know better to mess with that piece of garbage, K-Jam. We all know that anyone can beat him in a match, even Lenny Lightning.

S.E. Zero
03-25-2012, 05:00 PM
Dude...robbing a poor black man with fucked up hair is just wrong....

Would you have preferred he robbed an old timer with pubic hair on his head, who just loves ''firing'' people?

K-Jammin
03-25-2012, 06:06 PM
IC: Dear Mr Shuriken

Over the past few months, it has become clear that you are my number one fan. Every time I step out into the ring, I do it for you and all the other little K-Jamaniacs out there. You are my inspiration. Reading about how you over came your drug addiction was extremely heart warming. You shouldn't blame yourself for getting into drugs, alot of people would turn to heroin after 6 years of being fingered by your gym teacher. I wear this title for you, and other's like you. Please continue to gift me with your ever so helpful support.

Take care
Your personal saviour, K-Jammin

P.S You no longer have to wear your K-Jammin shirt to feel as though I'm with you, as a mini me will be coming out of your mother in just a few months.

RomanFlare
03-25-2012, 06:10 PM
IC: Working title for the unified titles--the JBW Emperor's Championship. Yeah. Emperor Rome sounds great.

SilverGhost
03-25-2012, 07:23 PM
IC: Dear Mr Shuriken

Over the past few months, it has become clear that you are my number one fan. Every time I step out into the ring, I do it for you and all the other little K-Jamaniacs out there. You are my inspiration. Reading about how you over came your drug addiction was extremely heart warming. You shouldn't blame yourself for getting into drugs, alot of people would turn to heroin after 6 years of being fingered by your gym teacher. I wear this title for you, and other's like you. Please continue to gift me with your ever so helpful support.

Take care
Your personal saviour, K-Jammin

P.S You no longer have to wear your K-Jammin shirt to feel as though I'm with you, as a mini me will be coming out of your mother in just a few months.

IC as Shuriken: I laugh at your claims that I use substances. The burden of proof falls on you. Oh by the way, necrophilia is looked down upon.


IC: Working title for the unified titles--the JBW Emperor's Championship. Yeah. Emperor Rome sounds great.

IC as Shuriken: Don't get too full of yourself. I will work hard and earn a shot for the Warfare World Heavyweight Championship. The Emperor Championship sounds good but I'll let you know that it won't happen.

RomanFlare
03-25-2012, 07:24 PM
IC as Shuriken: Don't get too full of yourself. I will work hard and earn a shot for the Warfare World Heavyweight Championship. The Emperor Championship sounds good but I'll let you know that it won't happen.

IC: I don't see how you have a say in it anymore--the contract's been signed! The show's been sold out! Rome is going to beat K-Jammin, Jman, and the elusive Caesar in one night!

K-Jammin
03-25-2012, 07:34 PM
A year on, I'm still waiting for Siaki Vs Shuriken :(