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RomanFlare
02-07-2012, 01:27 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OX9EmbeJ4fA&feature=related

I have the weirdest boner right now.

Anyway--what's this about Rob and Kash getting their panties in a bunch?

thejman93
02-07-2012, 01:31 PM
Anyway, on to something more pleasant... I read the magazine yesterday (or the day before; I forget :)) and as usual it was one of the most unique reads on this entire website. Bravo to all involved, but a super-massive-thank-you goes to the one and only -and new freaking editor in chief- JMan for his spectacular remembrance piece on the greatest ever formation of an EFed group in history. I was kinda emotional remembering that period of time - lol. To sum it up in one word? Thanks :)

Kash..man..that means a ton to me bruv.

Thank you.


ic as avidico: so jman hows about giving me a shot at your title


IC: woah woah woah woah woah woah just because you're the best in a division does not mean you get a shot at the World title. get to the back of the line before I break you!

IC: Listen guys, half the goddamned roster wants a shot and I don't make those decisions.

Take it up with Kash.


Major Upcoming JBW News, Something BIG To Happen!
By: Ryan Clark

I just got word from a mole inside JBW that this coming weekend, JBW, Justifiably Badass Wrestling will be making some sort of huge announcement. Apparently Ka$h and R(ob) were seen leaving an office this morning after being in discussion for the whole night. It's said they barricaded themselves in, put a Security Guard at the door and didn't allow any phone calls in or out. Something really huge is set to go down this weekend! PLEASE check back in often to see if we have any updated news on what's happening!

Before this even went out, we got an update:

Our mole was there along with many others when they finally left the room. Ka$h was smiling and refused to comment. He stuck his middle finger up and motioned for food. R(ob) stopped and said to the crew standing by -- "They're tired of being jerked around. They're tired of "planned surprises". We're just going to kick some ass with this. It's an announcement. It's planned.. and you're waiting. So, keep hating." He smiled and Ka$h smacked him on the back of his head. They were heard mumbling something incoherently while they were leaving. HUGE NEWS COMING!!!

Giggity Giggity Goo...

Robareid
02-07-2012, 01:45 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OX9EmbeJ4fA&feature=related

I have the weirdest boner right now.



Wow that's awesome (Not you getting a weird boner, but the song, although I'm sure it's awesome i it's own special way ;))

thejman93
02-07-2012, 01:47 PM
Hey Roba, I'd be interested in doing the actual archiving.

Robareid
02-07-2012, 01:51 PM
Zapps back now, so give him a pm, but he doesn't seem online atm, so I'll give you your task. I'm sure he won't mind

Robareid
02-07-2012, 02:03 PM
Hey Roba, I'd be interested in doing the actual archiving.

You now have yourself a PM

thejman93
02-07-2012, 02:07 PM
You now have yourself a PM

I'm already done 1 show.

Robareid
02-07-2012, 02:10 PM
Good good. There's plently more where they came from. It's going to get a lot longer as the shows get longer. I'm going to do some as soon as I've finished this blasted German homework

thejman93
02-07-2012, 03:39 PM
That....Well that was just plain sad...

We've come a long way folks.

HolyJose2391
02-07-2012, 03:46 PM
That....Well that was just plain sad...

We've come a long way folks.

wait..what was that?

thejman93
02-07-2012, 03:50 PM
wait..what was that?

Showdown episode 1, Mayhem episode 4, and Warfare episode 6.

HolyJose2391
02-07-2012, 03:53 PM
Showdown episode 1, Mayhem episode 4, and Warfare episode 6.

Well compared to the past few months to back then it's gonna be A LOT different

thejman93
02-07-2012, 03:57 PM
Well compared to the past few months to back then it's gonna be A LOT different

Good point.

Rehmix
02-07-2012, 06:15 PM
So much suspense it is killing me!

Poot-Hair
02-07-2012, 07:06 PM
Ah, Tuesday.....seems like an awesome day for sodomy with a pitchfork. Who's first? *walks off to find Thedag*

SouthernBlood
02-07-2012, 07:07 PM
Ah, Tuesday.....seems like an awesome day for sodomy with a pitchfork. Who's first? *walks off to find Thedag*

but that wasnt IC lol...

Poot-Hair
02-07-2012, 07:11 PM
I have to put this out there. I want to apologize to everyone in JBW for my "scary message" I posted the other day. It has since been erased....

Now onto the future, the shizzle is about to hit the fan here in JBW guys. Grab onto your cocks and hold on for dear life because this is going to one wild ass ride! As R(ob) has said on numerous occasions...this will truly be the end of the world as you know it...

Poot-Hair
02-07-2012, 07:12 PM
but that wasnt IC lol... Haha, but I'm the Poot-Hair...no IC needed :D

speaking of IC hey Doom....has Kayden James whipped your ass yet? :)

SouthernBlood
02-07-2012, 07:14 PM
Haha, but I'm the Poot-Hair...no IC needed :D

speaking of IC hey Doom....has Kayden James whipped your ass yet? :)

haha you just may see him sooner rather than later one of these days :D

Poot-Hair
02-07-2012, 07:17 PM
haha you just may see him sooner rather than later one of these days :D

IC(as Kayden James): I look forward....I look forward to the oppurtunity to cleanse JBW of the filth known as Ano Doom. I look forward to exorcising this demon that calls himself a man.

HolyJose2391
02-07-2012, 07:40 PM
IC(as Kayden James): I look forward....I look forward to the oppurtunity to cleanse JBW of the filth known as Ano Doom. I look forward to exorcising this demon that calls himself a man.
Ic: I hear he likes sticking crosses up his ass some kind of Opus Dei self mutilation shit

BlackFalcon
02-07-2012, 08:27 PM
Hey guys just to let you know my newest blog is finally up. Go take a read if you interested.

HolyJose2391
02-07-2012, 08:36 PM
Hey guys just to let you know my newest blog is finally up. Go take a read if you interested.
I love Ashley!!!!

BlackFalcon
02-07-2012, 08:50 PM
I love Ashley!!!!

Hell yeah, I love her too. one of the Greatest Divas ever

RomanFlare
02-08-2012, 01:00 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EIFwLmGQA3Q

THIS IS MY JAM, AWWWWW YEAH!

Romes be in a fabulous mood.

zapphoman
02-08-2012, 03:05 AM
A man is lying in a bed in his hotel room. Beside him is a brunette sleeping on her stomach. A sheet covers the bottom part of her, leaving the top part of her bare body exposed. The man looks over at the clock on the night stand next to him. The clock yells at him “twelve forty-five am”, he was done with his appointment at ten thirty. The woman was able to go to sleep fifteen minutes afterwards. This means he has been lying in this bed for the past two hours trying to sleep. He’s anxious about something.

He finally gets up…

He puts his jeans on, then his Chuck Taylors, then his black shirt, and then his leather jacket. He goes over to the side of the bed the woman’s sleeping on and grabs the stack of hundred dollar bills she left for him on the nightstand on her side. “Community must be doing well…” he thinks to himself as he puts the money in his pocket. He leaves a twenty on the nightstand, cab fare for her because he has a feeling he won’t be coming back to the hotel room in time to tell her good morning. He grabs his key chain, that only has one key on it, off the table beside the tv and leaves the room.

He goes to the office and rings the bell. A bald man, probably in his forties, walks up to the desk…

“What’s the damage?” the anxious man asks.

“Sixty” the bald man answers.

He pulls out his wallet, a black leather one that has a pitbull design on it, and pulls out six twenty dollar bills and lays them on the desk. The man at the desk looks at the money then looks at him.

“Planning on staying another night?” the bald man.

The anxious man is walking towards the door of the office as he says, “Like he has a choice.” He leaves the office.

http://www.popularmechanics.com/cm/popularmechanics/images/eP/motorcycle-best-buys-06-1211-lgn-18148508.jpg

He goes outside to find his black and red Star Stryker. He gets on and turns on the engine. He grabs the helmet that’s hanging on one of the handles and looks at the design of the pitbull on the side of it. He puts it on, kicks up the kick stand, revs it up, and drives off into the night.

After quite a few miles, the man stops at a bar. He takes off his helmet, turns off the engine, and puts down the kick stand. He walks into the bar…


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JCtdKWWfZG8

The music is loud through the speakers although it sounded at regular volume because of all the loud voices in the bar. About twenty to thirty people were occupying the area. Some sitting at the chairs and tables scattered around, some sitting on the bar stools in front of the bar, and some playing pool in the corner. The voices instantly quieted as they all looked at the man who came in.

The man couldn’t hear them, but he could see a few people whispering into each others ears. He could imagine them saying things like, “Is that who I think it is?”, “We might want to leave.”, “I’m going to go ask for his autograph.”, “I wonder if I can set up an appointment.” Surprising enough though, nobody came up to him. He walks up to the bar and sits on one of the bar stools. The brown haired bartender walks up to him.

“Crown…keep them coming…” the anxious man says.

The bartender sighs and then asks, “Look, we’re not going to have any trouble from you tonight are we?”

The man looks up at the bartender with a serious look on his face and says, “Crown….now…”

The bartender sighs again but pulls out a shot glass, grabs a bottle of Crown Royale, and fills the shot glass. The man grabs the glass, chugs it, and hits it hard on the bar.

“Again” he says to the bartender.

“Now seriously, are we going to have a problem?” the bartender asks him.

“You…will…IF YOU DON’T FILL UP THE FUCKING GLASS!!!” the man screams at the bartender.

The bartender reluctantly fills the shot glass again. The man chugs it and slams it again. The bartender fills it again before the man pulls out a hundred dollar bill and puts it on the bar.

“Keep the bottle there.” The man says to the bartender. The bartender obliges and walks away. After a few more drinks, a guy, his friends, and a lady who appears to be the guys girlfriend walk up behind the anxious man. The man can hear the guy behind him say, “Watch this” to his friends. The man yells at the bartender, “Six more beers please” before looking at the man and saying, “I know you” as if he was surprised about it.

“Yeah, you’re…The Alpha Dog.” The man exclaims loudly.

“Yeah, what of it?” Alpha says to the guy without looking at him.

“The thing is I’m a really big fan and so are some of my friends.” The guy says while pointing at his friends.

“Good for you.” He says while still looking straight.

“So we were wondering, if we could get an autograph or something?” the guy asks.

“The Alpha Dog doesn’t do autographs. Now go back to your pool game and let him drink in peace.” Alpha says to him without looking at him.

“Come on man, don’t be such a dick. Also there are no cameras in here, so you don’t have to act like that.”

“Act like what?” Alpha asks the guy.

The guy glances back at his friends with a confused look before…

“Ok man this is really annoying.”

“Yes it is. You won’t leave The Alpha Dog alone when he’s already asked you to and it’s starting…to piss…him…off…” he says as he starts tightening the grip around his shot glass.

The guy lets out a small laugh before saying, “Oh…I’m sorry. I didn’t realize being complimented by one of your fans was a bad thing. All I have to ask is what are you going to do about it if I don’t stop annoying you? All you are is a professional wrestler who can’t do anything unless he’s in a ring with someone else who knows the choreography. Hey, look at (goes to put his hand on Alphas shoulder) me when I’m talking (puts his hand on Alphas shoulder) to (the sound of a shot glass breaking is heard)…

Alpha grabs the mans hand and twists it. The man lets out a loud scream.

“DOES THAT FEEL LIKE CHOREOGRAPHY TO YOU?!!!” Alpha yells at him while still holding the mans arm in the same position as he stands up.

Alpha grabs the man by the back of his head and slams it face first onto the bar while still having a hold of his arm. The blonde mans friends start to make a move…

“Tell your boys to back off…” Alpha says to the guy.

The guy doesn’t say anything so Alpha wrenches on the guys arm.

“NOW!!!” Alpha yells.

The guy lets out another scream of pain before yelling to his friends, “BACK OFF GUYS!!! HE’LL BREAK MY DAMN ARM!!!”

The friends decide to back off. Alpha leans down to the guys ear while keeping him in place.

“Now let The Alpha Dog tell you something. First off, you ever say this shit is choreography in The Alpha Dogs hearing zone again, he will take your arm with him. Second, when a man as dangerous as The Alpha Dog tells you to back off, it’s better to back off. And third…”

The Alpha Dog holds up his head and thinks for a moment.

“Huh…DON’T BE SUCH A DOUCHEBAG!!!” Alpha yells before slamming the mans head into the bar.

He lets go of the unconscious mans hair, in which now has a big spot of red in it from Alphas hand, and grabs the bottle of Crown Royale. He walks over to the door of the bar, kicks it open, and then leaves.

Rated_R(ob)KO
02-08-2012, 06:42 AM
Well damn Zapphs... no wonder why the thread moved so slow. You killed it with epic story telling. You fucker.

Rated_R(ob)KO
02-08-2012, 06:44 AM
I love Ashley!!!!

I Love... lamp.

HolyJose2391
02-08-2012, 07:46 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EIFwLmGQA3Q

THIS IS MY JAM, AWWWWW YEAH!

Romes be in a fabulous mood.
Did you just have Sex?


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lQlIhraqL7o&feature=youtube_gdata_player

Rehmix
02-08-2012, 09:41 AM
I Love... lamp.

Do you Ron? Do you really love lamp?

HolyJose2391
02-08-2012, 10:02 AM
Do you Ron? Do you really love lamp?

His name is Ron now? Ron Weasly?

Rehmix
02-08-2012, 11:05 AM
His name is Ron now? Ron Weasly?

No it was an Anchorman joke.

Robareid
02-08-2012, 11:07 AM
Sup Jabe

*goes straight to archiving work and puts up sign saying do not disturb*

*Then puts up another sign poining to the first sign "Unless you're offering help"*

HolyJose2391
02-08-2012, 11:28 AM
Sup Jabe

*goes straight to archiving work and puts up sign saying do not disturb*

*Then puts up another sign poining to the first sign "Unless you're offering help"*

*ties rope around waist and other end on a tree*

Alright where are you? what do you still need to find?

zapphoman
02-08-2012, 11:40 AM
Well damn Zapphs... no wonder why the thread moved so slow. You killed it with epic story telling. You fucker.

thanks bro. I love writing!!!

HolyJose2391
02-08-2012, 11:42 AM
thanks bro. I love writing!!!

It was quite the amazing read

zapphoman
02-08-2012, 11:52 AM
It was quite the amazing read

Thanks HJ. I really hope to someday make something out of it. I just need to get motivated to start writing more again.

Robareid
02-08-2012, 12:16 PM
*ties rope around waist and other end on a tree*

Alright where are you? what do you still need to find?

Finding wise I'm not quite sure, that's Zapp's end of things. I know I'm getting behind on the actual archiving atm (blatent plee for help)

thejman93
02-08-2012, 12:39 PM
I'm up for a little achieving

Robareid
02-08-2012, 12:48 PM
I'm up for a little achieving

Wow, you really are a savior yet again. How many do you want, three again?

zapphoman
02-08-2012, 01:03 PM
I would like to thank HJ and Jman for the help they have been giving Roba and myself. If one of you would like to help find the shows, I just stopped on page 670 i believe. Thanks again. Gotta go to work now.

HolyJose2391
02-08-2012, 01:25 PM
Great Mayhem awesome show by everyone...I kinda wanna personally go and beat the hell out of K-Jammin but he's so funny and makes a great heel. and WWTNA I got it and sent one back
I just want to note...I still feel like this :p

thejman93
02-08-2012, 01:28 PM
Wow, you really are a savior yet again. How many do you want, three again?

Sure.

I'm working on college stuff too so gimmie some time to get them back to you.

K-Jammin
02-08-2012, 01:41 PM
I just want to note...I still feel like this :p

Haha I think we all do xD

thejman93
02-08-2012, 02:09 PM
Going into the bowels of The House of Jabe.

Call the cops if I'm not back in an hour.

HolyJose2391
02-08-2012, 02:36 PM
Going into the bowels of The House of Jabe.

Call the cops if I'm not back in an hour.
I stopped after Global Uprising so page 690

Rated_R(ob)KO
02-08-2012, 02:54 PM
You guys are moving along quite fantastically! I need the names of everyone who's actually putting in true effort on this. It's mega appreciated and everything will fall into place on Saturday morning. ;)

HeelTurn
02-08-2012, 02:58 PM
Backtracking through all these pages?

Bravo sirs.

Robareid
02-08-2012, 03:00 PM
Don't worry, I'm keeping track of exactly what everybodys done

tnawhat
02-08-2012, 03:07 PM
Don't worry, I'm keeping track of exactly what everybodys done

i got to mayhem on page 2 on the show thread so dont worry about looking for them

thejman93
02-08-2012, 03:25 PM
i got to mayhem on page 2 on the show thread so dont worry about looking for them

*comes back upstairs with dust all over his clothes, hears what whatsy said, turns around and heads back downstairs*

Fuck...

Robareid
02-08-2012, 04:45 PM
Im now going into the depths of page 430 and Im not coming back until ive done all the shows up to Pioneered Annihilation a hundred pages later... Wish me luck

thejman93
02-08-2012, 04:47 PM
Im now going into the depths of page 430 and Im not coming back until ive done all the shows up to Pioneered Annihilation a hundred pages later... Wish me luck

You poor bastard...

Good luck!

HeelTurn
02-08-2012, 04:48 PM
Why is everyone venturing back into the caves of the past, didnt Yoda say to stay out of that cave?

Translation= why are you going through Jabe's looong history?

tnawhat
02-08-2012, 04:50 PM
*comes back upstairs with dust all over his clothes, hears what whatsy said, turns around and heads back downstairs*

Fuck...
i love it lol

thejman93
02-08-2012, 04:52 PM
Why is everyone venturing back into the caves of the past, didnt Yoda say to stay out of that cave?

Translation= why are you going through Jabe's looong history?

Star Wars reference FTW!

We're trying to catalog everything...Title reigns, debuts, etc...

HeelTurn
02-08-2012, 05:23 PM
Star Wars reference FTW!

We're trying to catalog everything...Title reigns, debuts, etc...

Damn no wonder you need a whole troop for that.

thejman93
02-08-2012, 05:27 PM
Damn no wonder you need a whole troop for that.


It's quite the project.

I tried to stay out of it but...alas, here I am.

S.E. Zero
02-08-2012, 05:51 PM
IC: Whew what a work out, *drinks water and checks phone*

''You have one unread message'' *Sees the text is from an unknown number*

''Get ready for U''

It's almost time, *picks up jacket and puts it on before walking away*

http://img189.imageshack.us/img189/6214/02082012300.jpg (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/189/02082012300.jpg/)

Soon JBW, very soon.

Robareid
02-08-2012, 06:36 PM
Right Im done for the night. This archiving project is HUGE but we're attacking it from multiple angles and chipping away bit by bit. Zapp has found pretty much all the buried shows now I think. Me and JMan are going through them and have reached Pioneered Annihalation. Meanwhile Whatsy and Broc are making an attack at the start of the show thread. Its still going to be a push for us to finish it by Saturday though, so any extra help would be much appreciated

Right, time for sleep

tnawhat
02-08-2012, 08:26 PM
Right Im done for the night. This archiving project is HUGE but we're attacking it from multiple angles and chipping away bit by bit. Zapp has found pretty much all the buried shows now I think. Me and JMan are going through them and have reached Pioneered Annihalation. Meanwhile Whatsy and Broc are making an attack at the start of the show thread. Its still going to be a push for us to finish it by Saturday though, so any extra help would be much appreciated

Right, time for sleep

ill start back up when i get home from work
and ill go until i collapse

RomanFlare
02-08-2012, 09:04 PM
IC: Who's the jumpin' out the sky? R-O-ME, ROMANFLARE, HERE WE GO!

Rated_R(ob)KO
02-08-2012, 09:24 PM
IC: Who's the jumpin' out the sky? R-O-ME, ROMANFLARE, HERE WE GO!

Shut the fuck up Romes.

Rated_R(ob)KO
02-08-2012, 09:29 PM
JBW, all of you... are amazing. I want all of you to know something right now. I've rallied the troops for the excavation of the past for a very specific reason. All will be revealed on Saturday morning. This is but a small thing of the announcement that will be happening. I'm nervous about it. I won't lie... so much work has been put in for this. Ka$h is leering at me every day... if my idea fails. I fail. Trust me on this one, I'm not being a lazy bum. I'm reshaping the way e-fedding is done on eWN. Again... all will be revealed Saturday morning at the press conference. It's such a huge one that it will be posted in the show thread, the IC thread, this thread, the magazine thread and the roster thread.

It needs attention and hopefully everyone will see it. I'm proud of JBW. I'm proud of Ka$h for listening to some loony American... I'm proud of every single fucking one of you guys. Saturday morning will be the end of the world as you know it. Cheers.

Back to work I go...

Broc
02-08-2012, 09:32 PM
Shut the fuck up Romes.

Vintage R(ob)


JBW, all of you... are amazing. I want all of you to know something right now. I've rallied the troops for the excavation of the past for a very specific reason. All will be revealed on Saturday morning. This is but a small thing of the announcement that will be happening. I'm nervous about it. I won't lie... so much work has been put in for this. Ka$h is leering at me every day... if my idea fails. I fail. Trust me on this one, I'm not being a lazy bum. I'm reshaping the way e-fedding is done on eWN. Again... all will be revealed Saturday morning at the press conference. It's such a huge one that it will be posted in the show thread, the IC thread, this thread, the magazine thread and the roster thread.

It needs attention and hopefully everyone will see it. I'm proud of JBW. I'm proud of Ka$h for listening to some loony American... I'm proud of every single fucking one of you guys. Saturday morning will be the end of the world as you know it. Cheers.

Back to work I go...

Even me?

I am extremely stoked for this though, you're making it sound to awesome for me to wait any longer.

Rated_R(ob)KO
02-08-2012, 09:45 PM
Vintage R(ob)



Even me?

I am extremely stoked for this though, you're making it sound to awesome for me to wait any longer.

Look, I was pissed with how everything went down in HWA but, what's done is done. You've come a long way and you used a lot of what I taught you behind the scenes to make yourself a better e-fedder and story teller. Of course I'm proud. As long as you keep developing, you keep getting better. Never stay the same, always evolve.

And yes... I know how epic I'm making it sound. Because in my mind... it really is. I hope it's worth it. I don't think I failed you guys yet... so, here's hoping I don't start now...

Broc
02-08-2012, 09:53 PM
Look, I was pissed with how everything went down in HWA but, what's done is done. You've come a long way and you used a lot of what I taught you behind the scenes to make yourself a better e-fedder and story teller. Of course I'm proud. As long as you keep developing, you keep getting better. Never stay the same, always evolve.

And yes... I know how epic I'm making it sound. Because in my mind... it really. I hope it's worth it. I don't think I failed you guys yet... so, here's hoping I don't start now...

Bolded for the truth. What happened happened, and when it happened, I was hoping things wouldn't turn out like it did between SEZ and myself, making it feel like there's a brick wall between us preventing us from having any interaction (which me and SEZ actually talked about just a few days ago)

But R(ob) you truly have helped me a great deal, even if everything didn't go as originally planned, things still turned out for the best, because you helped me a lot with how I book shows, and all. I haven't forgotten any of those things that you told me, and I STILL have that PM you sent me that day in my inbox.

But, that's not the point of all of this, the main point is that JBW is taking a turn for the best, I know this without being a part of creative..... well actually, I some what am in creative if you think of it..... but not that much.... but you get the point, JBW is awesome and it always will be, that is all.

HolyJose2391
02-08-2012, 10:05 PM
IC: Whew what a work out, *drinks water and checks phone*

''You have one unread message'' *Sees the text is from an unknown number*

''Get ready for U''

It's almost time, *picks up jacket and puts it on before walking away*

http://img189.imageshack.us/img189/6214/02082012300.jpg (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/189/02082012300.jpg/)

Soon JBW, very soon.
Ic: the fuck? Freddie Kreiger is coming? Because I'm not afraid but Alexander that kid should be terrified because this isn't te Indys this is where men play do if you think you'll walk in I'll make sure you meet my boot!

Ooc: I'm quite excited for this great job!

S.E. Zero
02-08-2012, 10:07 PM
Ic: the fuck? Freddie Kreiger is coming? Because I'm not afraid but Alexander that kid should be terrified because this isn't te Indys this is where men play do if you think you'll walk in I'll make sure you meet my boot!

Ooc: I'm quite excited for this great job!

Hahaha thanks for the feedback, I appreciate it :)

Rated_R(ob)KO
02-08-2012, 11:14 PM
Just got done SOT'E!! Tom said he's gonna try to have it up tonight! His PC was fucking up on him big time for the last month or so. SOOOOOO hopefully all of that's fixed now! And we both feel it was definitely one of our better episodes in a long time. :)

HolyJose2391
02-08-2012, 11:54 PM
Just got done SOT'E!! Tom said he's gonna try to have it up tonight! His PC was fucking up on him big time for the last month or so. SOOOOOO hopefully all of that's fixed now! And we both feel it was definitely one of our better episodes in a long time. :)
R(ob) that ass in your sig...*DROOOLLLSSSSS*

SouthernBlood
02-08-2012, 11:56 PM
-A video plays of a man in a cemetary flinging freshly broken dirt over his shoulder steadily as he stands over a slight hole in the ground that is constantly getting bigger,and then the video quickly stops and dissapears as quickly as it started-

props to anyone who gets the symbolism there ^ ;)

Poot-Hair
02-09-2012, 01:35 AM
-A video plays of a man in a cemetary flinging freshly broken dirt over his shoulder steadily as he stands over a slight hole in the ground that is constantly getting bigger,and then the video quickly stops and dissapears as quickly as it started-

props to anyone who gets the symbolism there ^ ;)IC(as Kayden James): Symbolism? It looks to me like you're digging you're own grave that I'm going to put you in at the next PPV. Doom....keep digging as no hole is going to be deep enough to put your body parts in when I'm done with you....

Poot-Hair
02-09-2012, 01:39 AM
Update on Showdown!:

I posted last week that I was going to be doing a SD! in the very near future. Plans have indeed changed due to creative differences and circumstances beyond my control. If things work out I still plan on doing one. I just have absolutely no idea when so please have patience with me and I'll send out PM's as to what I need.

Most of my plans for the future hinge on the FUCKING HUGE ASS MAJOR ANNOUNCEMENTS that need to be made first. So look for it soon my friends...soon indeed

Snair
02-09-2012, 04:58 AM
Why is everyone going back to the history of JBW.....some sort of project?

Rated_R(ob)KO
02-09-2012, 08:34 AM
Why is everyone going back to the history of JBW.....some sort of project?

Yes. There's something grand going down on Saturday morning my time. When I post this right now, it's 8:34am here so, take that and add your time to it, see when it'll actually happen lol. The last page has a couple things on it from me so... go back and take a look to get caught up a bit.

Rehmix
02-09-2012, 09:06 AM
I have a question...
Where the heck has SG been?

*looks around for SilverGhost. Looks at the whole that archivers have been going off to. Yells down...*

SilverGhost you in there?

*Steps closer, foot slips, and falls all the way to page 1023*

What the fuck is this?

HolyJose2391
02-09-2012, 09:50 AM
I have a question...
Where the heck has SG been?

*looks around for SilverGhost. Looks at the whole that archivers have been going off to. Yells down...*

SilverGhost you in there?

*Steps closer, foot slips, and falls all the way to page 1023*

What the fuck is this?
Ahhh the MOA Feedback page

SouthernBlood
02-09-2012, 11:10 AM
IC(as Kayden James): Symbolism? It looks to me like you're digging you're own grave that I'm going to put you in at the next PPV. Doom....keep digging as no hole is going to be deep enough to put your body parts in when I'm done with you....

IC:But as you have called me before,Is it truly possible to bury a demon? You cant kill what's already dead James.

BlackFalcon
02-09-2012, 11:52 AM
Hey guys big news for anyone who hasn't watched NXT: It looks like someone in creative has had the bright idea of putting Trent Barretta and Tyson Kidd in a team. nothing official yet, but the potential is there.

Rated_R(ob)KO
02-09-2012, 12:49 PM
Please, check out this short film I made in 2009 lol. I actually just found it by going through old files in my shot home PC... I felt it was awesome and needed to be shared. :)


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BqKC8dw5J18&feature=youtu.be

thejman93
02-09-2012, 01:14 PM
I'm here and ready to work.

HeelTurn
02-09-2012, 01:16 PM
I'm here and ready to work.

Good my shoes need polishing....

thejman93
02-09-2012, 01:20 PM
Good my shoes need polishing....

Hahahahaha! :D


You bastard...:p

K-Jammin
02-09-2012, 01:30 PM
Right, college work over with until next month. Just need a word with Kash and then I'll be asking for promos and shizzz for the K-Flare show :) Sorry about the wait fellas, but college calls first ya' know.

thejman93
02-09-2012, 01:35 PM
Fellas, I know Rob has asked a few times but I just wanna reiterate it...We could use all the help we can get on this thing.

Even if you do one episode...

Robareid
02-09-2012, 01:36 PM
You need some shows then JMan, or has Zapp already given you some?

HolyJose2391
02-09-2012, 01:38 PM
Right, college work over with until next month. Just need a word with Kash and then I'll be asking for promos and shizzz for the K-Flare show :) Sorry about the wait fellas, but college calls first ya' know.
So you'll need a victory speech from me got it :p :D

K-Jammin
02-09-2012, 01:38 PM
Fellas, I know Rob has asked a few times but I just wanna reiterate it...We could use all the help we can get on this thing.

Even if you do one episode...

I got some time on my hands, what do I need to do?

thejman93
02-09-2012, 01:39 PM
You need some shows then JMan, or has Zapp already given you some?

I need some bruv.

Robareid
02-09-2012, 01:39 PM
I got some time on my hands, what do I need to do?

PM coming your way

thejman93
02-09-2012, 01:41 PM
I got some time on my hands, what do I need to do?

Your a fuckin' legend KJ...

PM Roba, he'll give you the specifics.

K-Jammin
02-09-2012, 01:41 PM
Please, check out this short film I made in 2009 lol. I actually just found it by going through old files in my shot home PC... I felt it was awesome and needed to be shared. :)


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BqKC8dw5J18&feature=youtu.be

Rob, you're a crazy fuck :D Was a great little watch

Kashdinero
02-09-2012, 01:44 PM
I love Jabe. Everyone helping us archive everything you have my utmost respect. If I could help I would, but right now I'm having a few, um, bumps in the road of life and am unable to.... K-Jam, I'll speak to you and Womes tomorrow, but for now... I'm off to bed :)

thejman93
02-09-2012, 01:50 PM
I love Jabe. Everyone helping us archive everything you have my utmost respect. If I could help I would, but right now I'm having a few, um, bumps in the road of life and am unable to.... K-Jam, I'll speak to you and Womes tomorrow, but for now... I'm off to bed :)

Sleep well bossman.

IT'S ACHIEVIN' TIIIIIMMMMEEE!

HolyJose2391
02-09-2012, 01:56 PM
I love to help more than just finding what I found but work and school have been heavy as of late but if any help is needed in about 5 or so hours let me know

K-Jammin
02-09-2012, 02:12 PM
Wow, no one can ever say I never paid my dues to get to the top...

"Brandon Smithson is here and he gets a huge pop from the crowd as he runs to the ring! K-Jammin tries to cut him off, but Smithson sweeps K-Jammin’s legs from underneath him and puts him in a Boston Crab. Katie is trying to get Smithson off of K-Jammin, but Smithson is too strong for her so she begins to try to slap fight him. We see Katie crying like a little brat and slapping Smithson in the chest as hard as she can with both hands, but Smithson just laughs it off and keeps on applying the hold. As hard as Katie is trying to slap Smithson, is as hard as K-Jammin is tapping out on the mat as we hear him whining almost like a little baby. The crowd is loving this right now and give Smithson a standing ovation. After what must have been three minutes in the Boston Crab, Smithson finally lets go, but he isn’t quite done yet. He pulls out a sharpie and draws a gigantic peace sign on K-Jammin’s back before leaving the ring to a loud cheer from the crowd. We see K-Jammin who is obviously still in a lot of pain being tended to by a weeping Katie as we cut to commercial break."

Crying in a match = paying your dues ;) Not to mention several weeks after that I got stripped down until I was only wearing Jar Jar binks boxers!

Don't ever take your character seriously folks, it's all for entertainment.

Robareid
02-09-2012, 02:31 PM
Wow, no one can ever say I never paid my dues to get to the top...

"Brandon Smithson is here and he gets a huge pop from the crowd as he runs to the ring! K-Jammin tries to cut him off, but Smithson sweeps K-Jammin’s legs from underneath him and puts him in a Boston Crab. Katie is trying to get Smithson off of K-Jammin, but Smithson is too strong for her so she begins to try to slap fight him. We see Katie crying like a little brat and slapping Smithson in the chest as hard as she can with both hands, but Smithson just laughs it off and keeps on applying the hold. As hard as Katie is trying to slap Smithson, is as hard as K-Jammin is tapping out on the mat as we hear him whining almost like a little baby. The crowd is loving this right now and give Smithson a standing ovation. After what must have been three minutes in the Boston Crab, Smithson finally lets go, but he isn’t quite done yet. He pulls out a sharpie and draws a gigantic peace sign on K-Jammin’s back before leaving the ring to a loud cheer from the crowd. We see K-Jammin who is obviously still in a lot of pain being tended to by a weeping Katie as we cut to commercial break."

Crying in a match = paying your dues ;) Not to mention several weeks after that I got stripped down until I was only wearing Jar Jar binks boxers!

Don't ever take your character seriously folks, it's all for entertainment.

Yet somebody like HJ debuted as a part of Super Nova. He gets everything handed to him ;)

K-Jammin
02-09-2012, 02:33 PM
Yet somebody like HJ debuted as a part of Super Nova. He gets everything handed to him ;)

Lol disgusting isn't it!

HeelTurn
02-09-2012, 02:36 PM
Wow and look what happened to Brandon Smithson lol

K-Jammin
02-09-2012, 02:38 PM
Wow and look what happened to Brandon Smithson lol

I thought that was a good character! He just randomly buggered off...

Rated_R(ob)KO
02-09-2012, 02:39 PM
*Looks at script from when The Sandman debuted... shoves it under a rug.*

Yep... it's all about paying your dues and hardship in JBW. All about it.

*whistles and walks away.*

thejman93
02-09-2012, 02:39 PM
Wow and look what happened to Brandon Smithson lol

From beating on a future world champ to being a potheaded jobberbot.

Only in JBW!

Hey fellas, what name does igetwild go by now?

HeelTurn
02-09-2012, 02:40 PM
I thought that was a good character! He just randomly buggered off...

I try my best with him lol

Robareid
02-09-2012, 02:43 PM
Thanks for helping out K-Jam. Think you could cope with a couple more?

K-Jammin
02-09-2012, 02:45 PM
Thanks for helping out K-Jam. Think you could cope with a couple more?

Quickly PM me with some more pages :) Seriously though, quickly! As I'm heading out in abit. It's quite fun digging up the past actually!

Robareid
02-09-2012, 02:49 PM
Quickly PM me with some more pages :) Seriously though, quickly! As I'm heading out in abit. It's quite fun digging up the past actually!

Done

We're getting really close to finishing the discussion thread shows now guys. I tip my hat to all you who are helping

SouthernBlood
02-09-2012, 02:54 PM
-A video shows of a barren wasteland,with nothing but grey dirt for miles all around,when the feed zeros in on a spot in the middle...A loud heartbeat can strangely be heard coming from beneath the ground,and the video ends.-

HolyJose2391
02-09-2012, 03:01 PM
Wow, no one can ever say I never paid my dues to get to the top...

"Brandon Smithson is here and he gets a huge pop from the crowd as he runs to the ring! K-Jammin tries to cut him off, but Smithson sweeps K-Jammin’s legs from underneath him and puts him in a Boston Crab. Katie is trying to get Smithson off of K-Jammin, but Smithson is too strong for her so she begins to try to slap fight him. We see Katie crying like a little brat and slapping Smithson in the chest as hard as she can with both hands, but Smithson just laughs it off and keeps on applying the hold. As hard as Katie is trying to slap Smithson, is as hard as K-Jammin is tapping out on the mat as we hear him whining almost like a little baby. The crowd is loving this right now and give Smithson a standing ovation. After what must have been three minutes in the Boston Crab, Smithson finally lets go, but he isn’t quite done yet. He pulls out a sharpie and draws a gigantic peace sign on K-Jammin’s back before leaving the ring to a loud cheer from the crowd. We see K-Jammin who is obviously still in a lot of pain being tended to by a weeping Katie as we cut to commercial break."

Crying in a match = paying your dues ;) Not to mention several weeks after that I got stripped down until I was only wearing Jar Jar binks boxers!

Don't ever take your character seriously folks, it's all for entertainment.
I remember marking out to this.


Hey hey hey I lost my first few matches and choked out to Zues' chokehold I didn't win a match until a month later

HolyJose2391
02-09-2012, 03:02 PM
From beating on a future world champ to being a potheaded jobberbot.

Only in JBW!

Hey fellas, what name does igetwild go by now?
Lee Gun Kim

68wPayne
02-09-2012, 03:58 PM
IC: Payin' yer dues. Y'all fuckers aught to just shut the hell up 'bout that. I'm one of the most over sumbitches on the payroll, I'm one of the baddest sumbitches to ever step foot in a goddamn ring, they can't keep my merchandise on the shelves because people keep throwin' down their money for it, and I'm without a doubt the sexiest goddamn hillbilly to ever grace God's green earth *winks at a girl on the front row* How you doin' sweetheart *she gives a disgusted look* She don't count none, she's obviously queer. I still ain't got my shot cause those big wigs in the back walkin' round wearin' their fancy suits and ties thinkin' they're better than Ol' Lenny Ray. I'ma show them who's better when I jump in on one of them damn meetin's about who they're gonna give a shot to and give them a damn Dixie Drop on their noggin. Bet I'll get a shot for the belt then.

Rated_R(ob)KO
02-09-2012, 03:59 PM
Off to get some sleep. I have a bunch of 12 and 16 hour shifts ahead of me this week... I'm dreading it immensely. Remember folks... MAJOR ANNOUNCEMENTS in less than 2 days!!

68wPayne
02-09-2012, 05:04 PM
Off to get some sleep. I have a bunch of 12 and 16 hour shifts ahead of me this week... I'm dreading it immensely. Remember folks... MAJOR ANNOUNCEMENTS in less than 2 days!!

IC: Major announcement. Finally y'all came to your senses and gonna announce the match to end all matches. Jose Japaleno Popper versus "The Redneck Wreckin' Machine" Leonard Ray Mother Fuckin' Beauregard.

Robareid
02-09-2012, 05:45 PM
Another good archiving shift put in there. Were now working our way through the show thread

HolyJose2391
02-09-2012, 06:07 PM
IC: Major announcement. Finally y'all came to your senses and gonna announce the match to end all matches. Jose Japaleno Popper versus "The Redneck Wreckin' Machine" Leonard Ray Mother Fuckin' Beauregard.
IC: I refuse to accept being called a jalapeño from now on I'm a Habanero and you can handle that heat!

zapphoman
02-09-2012, 08:28 PM
I would really like to extend my thanks to the awesome guys who have helped out with archiving, especially to Robareid who has been working...LIKE A BOSS!!! Seriously if it wasn't for him, we wouldn't be nearly as done with this thing as we are now.

Jman
HolyJose
K-Jammin
Broc
Robareid
tnawhat (sorry bro. nearly punched myself for forgetting)

Screw Punk and Jericho, these guys are the best in the world. I'm done digging through the main discussion shows so I will be able to lend a hand for the show thread.

HolyJose2391
02-09-2012, 08:47 PM
I would really like to extend my thanks to the awesome guys who have helped out with archiving, especially to Robareid who has been working...LIKE A BOSS!!! Seriously if it wasn't for him, we wouldn't be nearly as done with this thing as we are now.

Jman
HolyJose
K-Jammin
Broc
Robareid
tnawhat (sorry bro. nearly punched myself for forgetting)

Screw Punk and Jericho, these guys are the best in the world. I'm done digging through the main discussion shows so I will be able to lend a hand for the show thread.
I have links up to global Uprising want me to PM them?

tnawhat
02-09-2012, 08:51 PM
I would really like to extend my thanks to the awesome guys who have helped out with archiving, especially to Robareid who has been working...LIKE A BOSS!!! Seriously if it wasn't for him, we wouldn't be nearly as done with this thing as we are now.

Jman
HolyJose
K-Jammin
Broc
Robareid
tnawhat (sorry bro. nearly punched myself for forgetting)

Screw Punk and Jericho, these guys are the best in the world. I'm done digging through the main discussion shows so I will be able to lend a hand for the show thread.
if ou wana tell me where you guys are up to i got a free hour or so i can do some

zapphoman
02-09-2012, 10:38 PM
I have links up to global Uprising want me to PM them?

That would be awesome.

HolyJose2391
02-09-2012, 10:52 PM
That would be awesome.

done and looking at it...I didn't really do much :/

Rated_R(ob)KO
02-10-2012, 12:13 AM
I sit here and it's officially one day before the announcements. I'm nervous and as I write the presser... I'm happy at the same time. We're not far away at all... I hope you all love these announcements... :)

SouthernBlood
02-10-2012, 12:29 AM
I sit here and it's officially one day before the announcements. I'm nervous and as I write the presser... I'm happy at the same time. We're not far away at all... I hope you all love these announcements... :)

I better or you might get a Gravedigger or some sort of suplex lol

THEKEVINBRAND
02-10-2012, 12:29 AM
I sit here and it's officially one day before the announcements. I'm nervous and as I write the presser... I'm happy at the same time. We're not far away at all... I hope you all love these announcements... :)

i oughta sit down and watch this :)

Poot-Hair
02-10-2012, 01:01 AM
i oughta sit down and watch this :)I oughta sit here and....*drools while staring at velvet's pic* da fuck dude.....where has that ass been all my life?

THEKEVINBRAND
02-10-2012, 01:14 AM
I oughta sit here and....*drools while staring at velvet's pic* da fuck dude.....where has that ass been all my life?

Here ya go!
http://i36.tinypic.com/zsohac.jpg

Poot-Hair
02-10-2012, 01:41 AM
Here ya go!
http://i36.tinypic.com/zsohac.jpgFuck me running up a hill sideways with a wooden spoon.......

Poot-Hair
02-10-2012, 01:46 AM
Okay guys, I gotta pass out for a little bit. Goodnight JBW!!

THEKEVINBRAND
02-10-2012, 01:46 AM
Fuck me running up a hill sideways with a wooden spoon.......

LMFAO! what about Brooke Tessmacher and dat ass?

Rated_R(ob)KO
02-10-2012, 05:35 AM
Well... it's done. It's ready... it's the morning before finally... hopefully we have a full house for the announcement tomorrow morning... it's gonna be a doozy.

Rehmix
02-10-2012, 10:55 AM
Well... it's done. It's ready... it's the morning before finally... hopefully we have a full house for the announcement tomorrow morning... it's gonna be a doozy.

What time tomorrow morning EST?

HeelTurn
02-10-2012, 10:57 AM
Im sure whatever it is will leave people in awe, thats the Jabe way.

HolyJose2391
02-10-2012, 11:00 AM
What time tomorrow morning EST?
Just noticed your sig...no Blue Devils are not the best in world it's all about the George Mason Patriots!

Snair
02-10-2012, 11:09 AM
1455HOLLOW MAN 3:o

Rehmix
02-10-2012, 11:12 AM
Just noticed your sig...no Blue Devils are not the best in world it's all about the George Mason Patriots!

I don't even go to Duke, I have just been a fan ever since I was a little kid. And the Patriots aren't bad the are just not on the same level as Duke!

HeelTurn
02-10-2012, 11:23 AM
So when are we getting the K-Flare show? He asks as he notices he has not been asked for a promo.

K-Jammin
02-10-2012, 11:35 AM
So when are we getting the K-Flare show? He asks as he notices he has not been asked for a promo.

PM's will be going out very shortly as we finally have the show laid out. We'll be needing something from you, so brace yourself!

HeelTurn
02-10-2012, 11:43 AM
PM's will be going out very shortly as we finally have the show laid out. We'll be needing something from you, so brace yourself!

Awesomesauce, JBW is back.

RomanFlare
02-10-2012, 11:45 AM
Remember folks--it's just a show, but Sly always asks the hard question and you should be prepared to talk about the skeletons in your closet. Like the time Ma$$dinero slept with a 12 year old girl.

thejman93
02-10-2012, 12:31 PM
Anybody know where we are with the archiving?

Oh and yeah, the last promo I did for any show was about a month ago. Needless to say, I'll be waiting on that PM K-Flare.

HeelTurn
02-10-2012, 12:32 PM
Anybody know where we are with the archiving?

Oh and yeah, the last promo I did for any show was about a month ago. Needless to say, I'll be waiting on that PM K-Flare.

You must be loving this, how long have you been WARfare champ now lol

Broc
02-10-2012, 12:32 PM
Anybody know where we are with the archiving?

Oh and yeah, the last promo I did for any show was about a month ago. Needless to say, I'll be waiting on that PM K-Flare.

Was that the one for VP? Lol, it's been awhile for you then.

thejman93
02-10-2012, 12:35 PM
You must be loving this, how long have you been WARfare champ now lol

I've been champ since November and only had one title defense.



Was that the one for VP? Lol, it's been awhile for you then.

Yup...

My last promo was as a heel too.

HeelTurn
02-10-2012, 12:37 PM
I've been champ since November and only had one title defense..

I would have stripped you of the belt by now :p

JkJk

Broc
02-10-2012, 12:39 PM
Well, more importantly, B&S have been tag team champions for like..... a long ass time.

thejman93
02-10-2012, 12:40 PM
I would have stripped you of the belt by now :p

JkJk

If there's anybody I'd wanna drop it to, it'd be you bruv. You've waited too damn long for it...

Plus, that would be a killer feud.

thejman93
02-10-2012, 12:41 PM
Well, more importantly, B&S have been tag team champions for like..... a long ass time.

IC: You're lucky those titles aren't on the line a the K-Flare show then.

HeelTurn
02-10-2012, 12:42 PM
If there's anybody I'd wanna drop it to, it'd be you bruv. You've waited too damn long for it...

Plus, that would be a killer feud.

Please Jman, youre bringing a tear to my eye lol

Seriously though, cheers.

Broc
02-10-2012, 12:44 PM
IC: You're lucky those titles aren't on the line a the K-Flare show then.

IC: Please, B&S are the most MUST see tag team in all of JBW, we haven't even been challenged yet by anyone, and we certainly won't have an trouble with you

OOC: isn't a 6 man tag match? I can't remember what the match is.

HolyJose2391
02-10-2012, 12:46 PM
I've been champ since November and only had one title defense.




Yup...

My last promo was as a heel too.
You wrote one for AWF like two weeks ago

HolyJose2391
02-10-2012, 12:47 PM
If there's anybody I'd wanna drop it to, it'd be you bruv. You've waited too damn long for it...

Plus, that would be a killer feud.
You guys put on great matches!

Broc
02-10-2012, 12:48 PM
You wrote one for AWF like two weeks ago

AWF doesn't count...... for anything.

thejman93
02-10-2012, 12:48 PM
IC: Please, B&S are the most MUST see tag team in all of JBW, we haven't even been challenged yet by anyone, and we certainly won't have an trouble with you

OOC: isn't a 6 man tag match? I can't remember what the match is.


IC: The Aristocrats > B&S

OOC: 6 man tag.

Broc, Sully, and Felix vs. Jman, Alpha Dog, and Advico.

thejman93
02-10-2012, 12:50 PM
You wrote one for AWF like two weeks ago


That was like a month ago now, wasn't it?



You guys put on great matches!

Says the guy who booked us in a feud. :D:p

Broc
02-10-2012, 12:50 PM
IC: The Aristocrats > B&S

OOC: 6 man tag.

Broc, Sully, and Felix vs. Jman, Alpha Dog, and Advico.

IC: B&S > EVERYONE > Aristocrats

OOC: Right.... B&S...... and Felix...

HolyJose2391
02-10-2012, 12:52 PM
AWF doesn't count...... for anything.
Fuck you I'm emotional right now!

IC: The Aristocrats > B&S

OOC: 6 man tag.

Broc, Sully, and Felix vs. Jman, Alpha Dog, and Advico.
Aristocrats=greatest tag team ever! Yes even better than GodMoney in terms of best Efed teams ever I'd say Aristocrats.
, GodMoney,Two of a Kind and Gods Grace :)

HolyJose2391
02-10-2012, 12:52 PM
That was like a month ago now, wasn't it?



Two weeks ago -_-
Says the guy who booked us in a feud. :D:p
And it was a damn good feud too!

thejman93
02-10-2012, 12:56 PM
Fuck you I'm emotional right now!

Aristocrats=greatest tag team ever! Yes even better than GodMoney in terms of best Efed teams ever I'd say Aristocrats.
, GodMoney,Two of a Kind and Gods Grace :)

I'd say:

1. GodMoney
2. Aristocrats
3. God's Grace
4. B&S
5. The Force of Greatness

Broc
02-10-2012, 12:57 PM
I'd say:

1. GodMoney
2. Aristocrats
3. God's Grace
4. B&S
5. The Force of Greatness

This is certainly a great list to be on.

SLEEPY LOCO1
02-10-2012, 12:59 PM
IC: Dos Vatos were the greatest tag team of all time, but we were never given a real chance to wear gold.

thejman93
02-10-2012, 12:59 PM
This is certainly a great list to be on.

You guys do the comedy thing almost as well as Godmoney did back in the day.

thejman93
02-10-2012, 01:01 PM
IC: Dos Vatos were the greatest tag team of all time, but we were never given a real chance to wear gold.

Oh, definitely.

If Helmsley would've stuck with his character, Dos Vatos would be one of the all-time great teams.

HolyJose2391
02-10-2012, 01:01 PM
IC: Dos Vatos were the greatest tag team of all time, but we were never given a real chance to wear gold.
That's right that was a tag team

Broc
02-10-2012, 01:09 PM
IC: Dos Vatos were the greatest tag team of all time, but we were never given a real chance to wear gold.

IC: Who?


You guys do the comedy thing almost as well as Godmoney did back in the day.

Well that's Sully to thank there, he writes most of our promos, and the ones I write normally aren't as funny. In a way, I kind of miss the serious, cocky, heel Broc, but the comedy part to it sets Broc apart from other heels in my eyes. I may end up turning him face down the line to see how well I could do that.

SLEEPY LOCO1
02-10-2012, 01:59 PM
Oh, definitely.

If Helmsley would've stuck with his character, Dos Vatos would be one of the all-time great teams.

Helmsley never wrote for his character I wrote his debut and he never talked.


IC: Who?

IC: Who the fuck are you and what show are you on again?

Oh thats right, you're the Santino Marella of the JBW and I believe you're on Showdown.

thejman93
02-10-2012, 02:03 PM
Helmsley never wrote for his character I wrote his debut and he never talked.


You created the character?

I never knew that.

Broc
02-10-2012, 02:04 PM
IC: Who the fuck are you and what show are you on again?

Oh thats right, you're the Santino Marella of the JBW and I believe you're on Showdown.

IC: Ha, who am I? Well, I'm just one half of the best tag team in JBW that's all.

Rated_R(ob)KO
02-10-2012, 02:05 PM
6am... EST... Saturday... it will be the end of the world as you know it.

SLEEPY LOCO1
02-10-2012, 02:06 PM
You created the character?

I never knew that.

No Helmsley created him, but he never wrote anything for him and Straights asked me to make a tag team and write his debut.

Broc
02-10-2012, 02:08 PM
6am... EST... Saturday... it will be the end of the world as you know it.

hmmm, that's not too long from now! I think I'll be staying up late tonight then just to see this one. JBW is taking a turn for the best for sure with this, I'm expecting pure greatness from this, and let me say now, when I joined JBW this past summer, it's one of the greatest things I've decided to do on this site.... definitely top 5 for sure. Can't wait.

JBW is awesome. End of story. End of post. End of the world as you know it.

SLEEPY LOCO1
02-10-2012, 02:09 PM
6am... EST... Saturday... it will be the end of the world as you know it.

3am on the WEST SIDE !!!!!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_uxn3RoqTOQ

Broc
02-10-2012, 02:12 PM
3am on the WEST SIDE !!!!!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_uxn3RoqTOQ

How in the world is Diddy Dirty Money in the related videos to that?

SLEEPY LOCO1
02-10-2012, 02:16 PM
IC: Ha, who am I? Well, I'm just one half of the best tag team in JBW that's all.

IC: Thats cool, you're a champ in the roughest times of the JBW. I guess that's something to be proud of.

Just wait till Saturday, It will be "The End Of The World As You Know It"!!!!!

Rated_R(ob)KO
02-10-2012, 03:03 PM
IC: Thats cool, you're a champ in the roughest times of the JBW. I guess that's something to be proud of.

Just wait till Saturday, It will be "The End Of The World As You Know It"!!!!!

*Ahem*... *Looks down.*

thejman93
02-10-2012, 03:50 PM
6am? On a Saturday?

Love ya Rob, but I'll be checking it out after the Flyers game at 1.

Rated_R(ob)KO
02-10-2012, 03:51 PM
6am? On a Saturday?

Love ya Rob, but I'll be checking it out after the Flyers game at 1.

I have to post it before I leave work. If I don't, it won't be posted until Tuesday lol.

thejman93
02-10-2012, 03:54 PM
I have to post it before I leave work. If I don't, it won't be posted until Tuesday lol.


Ahhhh..

Alright, back to archiving...

HolyJose2391
02-10-2012, 04:05 PM
6am? I'm leaving for North Carolina this weekend so I maybe up to catch the AWESOME news I know it'll be awesome because Kash and R(ob) always deliver greatness

thejman93
02-10-2012, 04:09 PM
6am? I'm leaving for North Carolina this weekend so I maybe up to catch the AWESOME news I know it'll be awesome because Kash and R(ob) always deliver greatness


Speaking of shockers...

I just read ZG...

Wow......

HolyJose2391
02-10-2012, 04:14 PM
Speaking of shockers...

I just read ZG...

Wow......
You talking about the ending? Yea I seized an opportunity

thejman93
02-10-2012, 04:17 PM
You talking about the ending? Yea I seized an opportunity


That takes a big set o' balls my friend.

Kudos.

HolyJose2391
02-10-2012, 04:26 PM
That takes a big set o' balls my friend.

Kudos.
I wasn't going to give the final ZG without a bomb drop haha though Broc don't hate me xD I origiNlly intended it to me at the war and have Kevin reveal he was with AWF all along though that was scrapped

Rehmix
02-10-2012, 04:44 PM
6am? I'm leaving for North Carolina this weekend so I maybe up to catch the AWESOME news I know it'll be awesome because Kash and R(ob) always deliver greatness

Where you going in NC?

HolyJose2391
02-10-2012, 04:49 PM
Where you going in NC?
Sanford visiting my Godmother

Rehmix
02-10-2012, 04:51 PM
man dang! I came home this weekend! I go to school in greensboro whcih is right down the road from sanford!

HolyJose2391
02-10-2012, 04:55 PM
man dang! I came home this weekend! I go to school in greensboro whcih is right down the road from sanford!
Are you serious????? Damn lol

Broc
02-10-2012, 05:18 PM
I wasn't going to give the final ZG without a bomb drop haha though Broc don't hate me xD I origiNlly intended it to me at the war and have Kevin reveal he was with AWF all along though that was scrapped

I haven't read it yet, but now I think I have to.


man dang! I came home this weekend! I go to school in greensboro whcih is right down the road from sanford!

Wait, you go to Greensboro college? My brother attended that school just a few months ago.

S.E. Zero
02-10-2012, 05:21 PM
*Ahem*... *Looks down.*

Honey Buns and Red Bull will be the force to keep awake for the MEGA announcement Jabe has in store, then I'll go into a coma but it will be worth it hahaha :D

HolyJose2391
02-10-2012, 05:23 PM
I haven't read it yet, but now I think I have to.



Wait, you go to Greensboro college? My brother attended that school just a few months ago.
Yes you must! And I believe he goes to UNC in Greensboro *facebook stalks Rehmix" yup

HolyJose2391
02-10-2012, 05:23 PM
Honey Buns and Red Bull will be the force to keep awake for the MEGA announcement Jabe has in store, then I'll go into a coma but it will be worth it hahaha :D
Sounds like a diabetic coma to me haha

S.E. Zero
02-10-2012, 05:24 PM
Sounds like a diabetic coma to me haha

Sure does haha

Broc
02-10-2012, 05:29 PM
I'm not a hard guy to work with


Isn't that the truth.

Robareid
02-10-2012, 05:55 PM
Lol at that :)

Sorry about not being able to give you that interview Broc, I had to go to chess and now Im on my phone

Broc
02-10-2012, 05:57 PM
Lol at that :)

Sorry about not being able to give you that interview Broc, I had to go to chess and now Im on my phone

lol, you could've told me that earlier!

It's okay though, I forgive you champ, there may be a lack of promos for Anarchy though.

Rated_R(ob)KO
02-10-2012, 06:37 PM
Less than 12 hours away now...

CGBigMan
02-10-2012, 06:54 PM
just noticed ure sig rob
are there any details announced

Rehmix
02-10-2012, 07:47 PM
Wait, you go to Greensboro college? My brother attended that school just a few months ago.

No I go to UNC-Greensboro

Rated_R(ob)KO
02-10-2012, 08:37 PM
just noticed ure sig rob
are there any details announced

Nope. Press conference to be held @ 6am EST, Saturday morning! Less than 10 hours away...

Broc
02-10-2012, 08:39 PM
Nope. Press conference to be held @ 6am EST, Saturday morning! Less than 10 hours away...

Wait, it's a press conference now? So does that does that make us the media?

Rated_R(ob)KO
02-10-2012, 09:17 PM
Wait, it's a press conference now? So does that does that make us the media?


You know how JBW do things, man. It's so huge it will be across all JBW channels.

BlackFalcon
02-10-2012, 09:29 PM
Nope. Press conference to be held @ 6am EST, Saturday morning! Less than 10 hours away...

So it'll be up around 11 for those living in England?

Rated_R(ob)KO
02-10-2012, 09:51 PM
So it'll be up around 11 for those living in England?

Yessir. 11am on the dot!

Broc
02-10-2012, 11:55 PM
Do you guys not realize that in 7 hours..... it's the end of the world as we know it?

HolyJose2391
02-10-2012, 11:56 PM
Do you guys not realize that in 7 hours..... it's the end of the world as we know it?
6 hours and 4 minutes :p

S.E. Zero
02-11-2012, 12:08 AM
6 hours and 4 minutes :p

4 and 51 for me :p

SLEEPY LOCO1
02-11-2012, 12:32 AM
5 and a half hours until the world as I know it ends.

I can not wait!!!!! :D

Poot-Hair
02-11-2012, 01:30 AM
Butterflies fill my stomach as the time draws near. My palms sweat. My heart races. My sphincter tightens. *FAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRTTTTT* Nope...nevermind just gas...

Rehmix
02-11-2012, 01:44 AM
Do you guys not realize that in 7 hours..... it's the end of the world as we know it?
and I feel fine!

HolyJose2391
02-11-2012, 01:48 AM
and i feel fine!
rip rem :/

Rehmix
02-11-2012, 01:52 AM
rip rem :/

qq before I go to bed: I know your into boy bands. Do you remember O-Town?

HolyJose2391
02-11-2012, 01:58 AM
qq before I go to bed: I know your into boy bands. Do you remember O-Town?
"you know I'd fight for you but how can I fight someone who isn't even there/ ice had the rest of you now I want the best of you I don't care if that's not fair but I want it all or nothing at all there is no where left to fall when you reach the bottom it's not or never is it all or are we just friends is this how it ends with a simple telephone call you leave me here with nothing at all"



Uh yea I do lol

Rehmix
02-11-2012, 02:02 AM
"you know I'd fight for you but how can I fight someone who isn't even there/ ice had the rest of you now I want the best of you I don't care if that's not fair but I want it all or nothing at all there is no where left to fall when you reach the bottom it's not or never is it all or are we just friends is this how it ends with a simple telephone call you leave me here with nothing at all"

Uh yea I do lol

This song played on my ipod today. as well as liquid dreams.
I figure you would. Just one more thing we have in common!

HolyJose2391
02-11-2012, 02:03 AM
This song played on my ipod today. as well as liquid dreams.
I figure you would. Just one more thing we have in common!
Hahaha yea if you notice the chorus sounds like Backstreet Boys' "Drowning" intro

THEKEVINBRAND
02-11-2012, 02:26 AM
rip rem :/

Great Big Sea FTW!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F-5oGnvfUEU

Rated_R(ob)KO
02-11-2012, 02:40 AM
Three hours and twenty minutes until the end of the world as you know it.

Poot-Hair
02-11-2012, 02:43 AM
Three hours and twenty minutes until the end of the world as you know it.IC(as RedBuM): Nigga it will be da end of yo raggety ass world ifns you don't tell dat nigga 'RuM to BRING ME DAT ASS CREAM!!

aloisick
02-11-2012, 04:05 AM
IC(as RedBuM): Nigga it will be da end of yo raggety ass world ifns you don't tell dat nigga 'RuM to BRING ME DAT ASS CREAM!!

Hey guys whats up in the mother fucking jabe, im all yours for about an hour

Broc
02-11-2012, 04:08 AM
Hey guys whats up in the mother fucking jabe, im all yours for about an hour

The end of the world as you know it is in about 2 hours.

aloisick
02-11-2012, 04:16 AM
The end of the world as you know it is in about 2 hours.

yeah wont be on for that in hospital and stupid partner didnt grab my charger so wont be on for about 14 hours

Rated_R(ob)KO
02-11-2012, 04:25 AM
Just about an hour and a half away everyone... *wipes sweat off of brow.*

Broc
02-11-2012, 04:35 AM
Just about an hour and a half away everyone... *wipes sweat off of brow.*

can't..... wait

Rated_R(ob)KO
02-11-2012, 04:36 AM
can't..... wait

Yes... it's going to be quite huge... totally nervous lol.

Broc
02-11-2012, 04:39 AM
Yes... it's going to be quite huge... totally nervous lol.

Well I've stayed up this long for it, so it better be good! Lol, it's JBW though.... it's always good.

HolyJose2391
02-11-2012, 04:53 AM
Slept for two hours...yay....now WOOO END OFNTHE WORLD



as I know it

Broc
02-11-2012, 04:54 AM
Slept for two hours...yay....now WOOO END OFNTHE WORLD



as I know it
Finally, someone to keep me company in this!

Rated_R(ob)KO
02-11-2012, 04:55 AM
One hour and five minutes... finishing touches are still happening lol. :)

HolyJose2391
02-11-2012, 04:55 AM
Finally, someone to keep me company in this!
Yeah long trip to NC

S.E. Zero
02-11-2012, 04:59 AM
One hour and five minutes... finishing touches are still happening lol. :)

Just post it soon so I can enter my coma lol I'm dying here

Rated_R(ob)KO
02-11-2012, 05:05 AM
Just post it soon so I can enter my coma lol I'm dying here

55 minutes my dude. :) It's countdown time lol.

Rated_R(ob)KO
02-11-2012, 05:16 AM
45 minutes...

Broc
02-11-2012, 05:16 AM
55 minutes my dude. :) It's countdown time lol.

It's the final countdown!

S.E. Zero
02-11-2012, 05:28 AM
It's the final countdown!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9jK-NcRmVcw

Rated_R(ob)KO
02-11-2012, 05:28 AM
The doors are opening to the monumental JBW press conference that will take place in just about a half hour. Almost 6,000 people showed up. All of the major media outlets are represented, fans young and old are here with blankets and pillows because they've been sleeping outside since yesterday morning. Promo reels for The JBW Magazine, Mayhem, WARfare, and Showdown! are shown. Highlights from last years PPV events and the promotion of the DVD box set of all of them together.

Loud "JBW!, JBW!, JBW!" chants can be heard echoing all over the stadium.

The time is almost upon us...

Broc
02-11-2012, 05:30 AM
I've never been more excited for the end of the world before.

Rated_R(ob)KO
02-11-2012, 05:45 AM
15 minutes...

HolyJose2391
02-11-2012, 05:47 AM
13 minutes!

Snair
02-11-2012, 05:51 AM
"Iron Ape is ready to interview JBW lightweight champion snair as he doesn't look happy. Iron Ape asks him how does he feel about being JBW lightweight champion after beating Stinger187 at a house show for the belt. snair says he could care less now. The fans are surprised then boos him. Iron Ape says that he doesn't understand and that he should be happy that he is JBW lightweight champion beating the best to get it. snair says shut the hell up and grabs the mic from Iron Ape. He says that the Lightweight title has never been important in the wrestling biz. It represents jack shit and he has now realized that now. He then states that he has his sites set on the JBW World Heavyweight Championship and does the unthinkable by throwing the JBW lightweight title into the trash"


Debut of Snair

Kashdinero
02-11-2012, 05:54 AM
OK. Guys.... The time is almost upon us. I've been working like a mad man behind the scenes, and the crazy SOB we all call R(ob) has been working his arse off to end the world as we know it. I have one question... Are you ready?

Rated_R(ob)KO
02-11-2012, 05:54 AM
Five minutes... oh shit...

tnawhat
02-11-2012, 05:55 AM
Five minutes... oh shit...

not long White noise

Broc
02-11-2012, 05:56 AM
OK. Guys.... The time is almost upon us. I've been working like a mad man behind the scenes, and the crazy SOB we all call R(ob) has been working his arse off to end the world as we know it. I have one question... Are you ready?
ahem...

HELL YEAH I'M READY!!!

tnawhat
02-11-2012, 05:57 AM
ahem...

HELL YEAH I'M READY!!!
im a ready bever
cluck it my internet is lagging

Rated_R(ob)KO
02-11-2012, 05:57 AM
Well... getting it all together now... see you guys in just a fe minutes... *CHEERS* :)

HolyJose2391
02-11-2012, 05:59 AM
1 minute !!!

Broc
02-11-2012, 06:00 AM
It's 6 AM EST!

HolyJose2391
02-11-2012, 06:01 AM
It's 6 AM EST!
Let's give them time to post

tnawhat
02-11-2012, 06:01 AM
It's 6 AM EST!
it is 12.00am in nz

Rated_R(ob)KO
02-11-2012, 06:02 AM
As everyone is sitting down and anticipating the event a video package airs while the press and some fans in attendance begin going crazy. The package shows highlights from the last year and shows the rise of V3, The Eye, Supernova and all the other various groups including last but not least The Devil's Rejects and The Resistance. We see a bunch of the originals like JMan, Ma$$ and a few more start to fade as newer faces emerge. It shows the evolution of JBW as a brand and a company. All things change a morph as we see the old logo into the new one, images from the first PPV to the most recent one.

The video shows scenes from all the PPV's including the EWNCW guys invading and all of the main important things throughout the year. The winners of various Championships including St. George and JMan finally winning. The crowd is chanting "JBW! JBW! JBW!" over and over again. The package ends with these words airing on the screen:

"The past is just that. It's time to JBW to spread its wings into a whole new terrain. It's time for JBW to fully take over the e-fedding world."

The stadium goes completely black when the video ends. As the thunderous rounds of applause roar throughout, music begins to play and strobe lights are going off. The crowd goes even more crazy and all of a sudden Ka$h and R(ob) are standing on stage. The place erupts even louder than before. It’s complete energy in the room. Even Ka$h can’t contain his smile.

They’re in very dapper Armani suits, R(ob) has a tophat and monocle on just for effect. Ka$h looks at him and grabs it off and throws it into the crowd. R(ob) takes off his suit and reveals jeans and a t-shirt. Ka$h chooses to stay in his suit but pulls out a big bottle of Makers Mark and a blunt. He sits down next to the podium and lets R(ob) stand there. R(ob) has a confused look on his face, he pulls Ka$h out of the seat and puts him at the podium. The crowd goes insane with him there. He smiles at R(ob) and flips him the bird. R(ob) laughs and sits down, pulls out a shot glass and gives himself some whiskey.

Ka$h: “Right then… look. I’m not really the one who should be doing this all the way but, I’m going to do what needs to be done. We’ve been extremely busy behind the scenes here in Jabe… R(ob) and I feel that we’ve done a ton of work and we hope you agree. I’m here to show you guys the logos for the new JBW shows coming at you soon enough…

I’ve already announced “Octane” but, maybe you don’t know what it’s about? It's a show to both highlight and showcase some of the premier workers on the entire planet. These guys aren't all about the flippy flappy shit, but you better believe that you're going to see shit that you won't see anywhere else in the world, and some of these guys are hitting double rotation moonsaults for fun!

The class of pure wrestling on this show will actually be second to none, and, well, let's just say that a few of the so called top boys on WARFare are fucking over the moon that these guys won't be on the A-Show making them look bad. Trust Uncle Ka$h when he says that this show will be nothing but unadulterated ownage. Tune into JBW: Octane to see JBW's SuperFlys -such as Felix Guerrero, Artemis Eclipse, Seth Thirteen, and the JBW World SuperFly Champion Avidco- do their thing and I guarantee you that even the most jaded of giant lovers will find something to orgasm over! Show the b-roll.”

The lights go dark again and a video airs showing all of the AWF guys and JBW guys in a ton of action. When the package ends we see the “Octane” logo for the first time.

http://i44.servimg.com/u/f44/17/24/73/31/jbwoct14.jpg

The crowd goes insane and R(ob) claps while pouring more whiskey. The audience loves the new show coming to JBW within the next month. Ka$h gets a smile on his face and tells the crowd to get more hype.

Ka$h: “We also have another show coming down the pipeline called “Unscripted”. As with the nature of it, it’s unscripted so… there’s really nothing to talk about BUT… I can show you a logo!"

Audience cheers and hollers as it appears on the wall behind him.

http://i44.servimg.com/u/f44/17/24/73/31/unscri12.jpg

Ka$h: “Now, we’ve all missed our siggy shows, right? Well, they’re coming back in GRAND style! WARfare will be back in a couple weeks and it’s coming along with a megaton surprise… THE JBW DRAFT!! After the draft is over, JBW will have a new status quo… Mayhem will be returning and there’s nothing but greatness coming our way!! So, watch up you fookin’ gits!!”

The crowd cheers and applauds as Ka$h slams the mic down and moves R(ob) to get him up. Ka$h pours him some whiskey into his shot glass and nudges R(ob) to the podium. The crowd cheers until he motions for them to stop. Aside from a few whistles and hoots. R(ob) adjusts the mic and begins to speak.

Rated_R(ob)KO
02-11-2012, 06:03 AM
R(ob): “Hey, hey everyone… I really don’t know why I’m so damn nervous but, I am. This announcement is completely monumental for all of us in JBW so… I’m truthfully going to get down to the point. All the bravado and all the insanity is over. This is what we’ve been talking about, this is the future. JBW is leaving eWN.”

The crowd gasps and begins to mutter to themselves a few boo’s are heard in the stadium by they’re drowned out by people shushing the crowd.

R(ob): “Now… It was a huge and very difficult decision for us to make but yes… JBW is gone as a wrestling e-fed on eWN. I can’t stress the importance of this enough… there will be no more shows, no more Magazine, no more nothing except for the main discussion thread that has been going on for forever. We will otherwise cease to be. Done. But, from the way things have been going, we are proud to announce our NEW home… JBW has its very own site now… PLEASE take a look around. The place is completely new and built from the ground up to fit our style.

I’ve worked extremely hard on this project and it’s a grave undertaking. The eWN website went through a ton of changes recently and it’s very difficult for an e-fed show to be posted now. It’s not a phone friendly site and has some bumps to smooth out in its own right but, JBW has grown so much that containing it here is even difficult. We’ve seen our birth and eventual rise to power as the number one e-fed on eWN. But, as things go… so must we.

ANYONE can come into the JBW boards and hang out. Talk to us and everything else. We know there’s going to be haters and backlash. We expect it. But, you don’t completely change the game by staying the same, now do you? Next week you’ll be hit with the K-Flare special, Octane and Showdown! All within a couple days of each other. And like Ka$h said, the welcome back episode of WARfare will be insane due to the draft taking place within it!

So please come check it out and let us know what you think of it all. I believe I’m done here… welcome to JBW.”

R(ob) puts the mic down and Ka$h gets up. The crowd is stunned and in complete silence. Ka$h and R(ob) look around for a moment and out of nowhere a fan screams “YYYYEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!” and the entire stadium loses its mind. Ka$h and R(ob) smile as the stage fades to black and they walk off. As the presentation ends, a huge “JBW! JBW! JBW!” chant erupts and then the wall shows:

http://jbwrestling.forumotion.com

HolyJose2391
02-11-2012, 06:10 AM
Monufuckingmental!!!!!

tnawhat
02-11-2012, 06:10 AM
monufuckingmental!!!!!

wow..........