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HolyJose2391
02-03-2012, 02:17 PM
IC: Casino Trash?!?! Get this right "BackDoor ASS-ASS-IN" I'm a Concrete Jungle Gorilla and when I superkick you in dat jaw, I'm gonna' knock out the four teeth you got left. And when I get you up on my shoulders, you know it's gonna' be "SLEEPYTIME" mutha fucka!!!!!
Ic: see I want the sleeper to win just because I don't want To see Robert E. Lee win a match thinking he just won the Civil War for the Confederacy but he is a WARFare guy though.

K-Jammin
02-03-2012, 02:19 PM
IC: These false accusations of me purposely giving numerous girl's STI's are total bullshit.

1. I only fuck Lucy.

2. I fucked a girl in the ear once and gave her hearing AIDS, but people misunderstood that statement and now I'm some kind of animal. I'M CLEAN NOW!

HolyJose2391
02-03-2012, 02:20 PM
IC: These false accusations of me purposely giving numerous girl's STI's are total bullshit.

1. I only fuck Lucy.

2. I fucked a girl in the ear once and gave her hearing AIDS, but people misunderstood that statement and now I'm some kind of animal. I'M CLEAN NOW!
Ic: K-Jam! I have a question you said no listening to Backstreet Boys. What if I wear headphones? Is that acceptable?

K-Jammin
02-03-2012, 02:22 PM
Ic: K-Jam! I have a question you said no listening to Backstreet Boys. What if I wear headphones? Is that acceptable?

IC: Mehh, go on then. But keep as low as it can go. I don't wanna be preparing for my match then suddenly I hear "Backstreets back!"

68wPayne
02-03-2012, 02:25 PM
IC: Casino Trash?!?! Get this right "BackDoor ASS-ASS-IN" I'm a Concrete Jungle Gorilla and when I superkick you in dat jaw, I'm gonna' knock out the four teeth you got left. And when I get you up on my shoulders, you know it's gonna' be "SLEEPYTIME" mutha fucka!!!!!

IC: Boy you gonna learn yer place when yer screamin' for yer momma and tappin' out with yer one good arm after I get done with you. Yer forgettin' that this is gonna be Lenny Ray's night. This is Lenny Ray's triumphant return. Might as well called the show LRB presents Jay Bee Dubya cause that's what it's all about. I understand yer confusion though, I know it's tough to see with all them bright city lights blindin' ya, that's why Lenny Ray is gonna show you the way.

K-Jammin
02-03-2012, 02:30 PM
IC: Boy you gonna learn yer place when yer screamin' for yer momma and tappin' out with yer one good arm after I get done with you. Yer forgettin' that this is gonna be Lenny Ray's night. This is Lenny Ray's triumphant return. Might as well called the show LRB presents Jay Bee Dubya cause that's what it's all about. I understand yer confusion though, I know it's tough to see with all them bright city lights blindin' ya, that's why Lenny Ray is gonna show you the way.

IC: We want people to actually buy the PPV asshole...

HolyJose2391
02-03-2012, 02:38 PM
IC: Mehh, go on then. But keep as low as it can go. I don't wanna be preparing for my match then suddenly I hear "Backstreets back!"
Ic: sounds good to me then

Ooc: and I think I just came up with a funny backstage segment lol

SLEEPY LOCO1
02-03-2012, 02:39 PM
IC: Boy you gonna learn yer place when yer screamin' for yer momma and tappin' out with yer one good arm after I get done with you. Yer forgettin' that this is gonna be Lenny Ray's night. This is Lenny Ray's triumphant return. Might as well called the show LRB presents Jay Bee Dubya cause that's what it's all about. I understand yer confusion though, I know it's tough to see with all them bright city lights blindin' ya, that's why Lenny Ray is gonna show you the way.

IC: Your triumphant return will be short lived, I'm not that greased little piggy you've been wrasslin' behind your pappy's shack in the woods trying to train for your return. I'm a mutha fuckin' gangsta that will have you squealing uncle when I'm choking the life out of your hillbilly ass.

68wPayne
02-03-2012, 02:49 PM
IC: We want people to actually buy the PPV asshole...

IC: I know plenty of folks would buy a show I put on. Picture it now, ring in the middle of the trailer park, announcers sitting in a deer stand, Hooters girls for referrees. It's fuckin' gold man. Big wigs y'all need to make this shit happen


IC: Your triumphant return will be short lived, I'm not that greased little piggy you've been wrasslin' behind your pappy's shack in the woods trying to train for your return. I'm a mutha fuckin' gangsta that will have you squealing uncle when I'm choking the life out of your hillbilly ass.

IC: You're right, you ain't that greased up lil' piggy cause that greased up lil' piggy put up a fight. You think yer some bad motherfucker cause yer from Las Vegas. Real gangster type shit like stealin' little ol' ladies slot tickets and pimpin' hoes in the one place it's legal. Try bein' a gangster down in Dixie boy, where you ain't the only person carryin' a weapon on ya and ol' papaw you think is an easy target has been workin' on the farm every day his entire life and will whoop yer ass in a heartbeat. Where you been raised yer whole life by folks who believed in the Bible when it said "spare the rod, spoil the child". Yeah I may be backwoods country bumpkin but don't let the good ol' boy charm fool ya' cause I'll have you livin' up to your name Sleepy real quick if'n you keep pressin' my buttons. I'll drop you on your head quicker than you can say "jackpot"

SLEEPY LOCO1
02-03-2012, 03:00 PM
IC: I know plenty of folks would buy a show I put on. Picture it now, ring in the middle of the trailer park, announcers sitting in a deer stand, Hooters girls for referrees. It's fuckin' gold man. Big wigs y'all need to make this shit happen

OOC: I for one would watch this show.




IC: You're right, you ain't that greased up lil' piggy cause that greased up lil' piggy put up a fight. You think yer some bad motherfucker cause yer from Las Vegas. Real gangster type shit like stealin' little ol' ladies slot tickets and pimpin' hoes in the one place it's legal. Try bein' a gangster down in Dixie boy, where you ain't the only person carryin' a weapon on ya and ol' papaw you think is an easy target has been workin' on the farm every day his entire life and will whoop yer ass in a heartbeat. Where you been raised yer whole life by folks who believed in the Bible when it said "spare the rod, spoil the child". Yeah I may be backwoods country bumpkin but don't let the good ol' boy charm fool ya' cause I'll have you livin' up to your name Sleepy real quick if'n you keep pressin' my buttons. I'll drop you on your head quicker than you can say "jackpot"

IC: *Sleeper stares LRB down for a few seconds and then a crooked smile shows through the mouth opening on his mask*

"Jackpot Bitch!!!"

Rated_R(ob)KO
02-03-2012, 03:00 PM
**JBW ANNOUNCEMENT** (PLEASE READ!!!)

Through the many changes Jabe will be going through in the on coming months, I stand at the forefront of them with my bruva from another motha' across the pond, Ka$h. We have some very integral parts as well. TDA, Zapphs, and many more are taking an amazing journey soon. I won't say specifics just yet. But, I needed to whet your appetite. :) Officially I can say this though... on my first day back I spoke about acquiring a new talent for JBW. I am telling you who it is right now:

SouthernBlood!!

He and his characters and creations will be coming over to JBW as soon as he is let go from his EWNCW contract! Lets all welcome him aboard and he will be going to Mayhem to help me out with a few things over there as long as helping with a few things all around. He will become another integral part within JBW and hopefully you all enjoy it. :) I'm out for now but, see ya's soon enough!

thejman93
02-03-2012, 03:05 PM
IC: Lenny and Sleeps, do us all a favor and make sure that whiny little jackass from the C show doesn't win.

OOC: I could watch an LRB-Sleeps IC battle all day. Two guys who should be world champs in 2012.

68wPayne
02-03-2012, 03:21 PM
IC: Sleepy my boy, you 'bout got racked in the noggin with this here beer bottle. But after thinkin' 'bout it givin' you a knot on yer head and rackin' that lil' brain of yers just wouldn't be fair to the folks that are payin' good money to see this show and to see their Redneck Messiah in action in a fight that's worth seein'. So after careful thinkin' and a half a fifth of my friend Jack I have decided to let that lil' cock holster you call a mouth slide till the show. Don't come cryin' though after the show when you got less teeth than Mamaw Beauregard and can't even chew some grits. Im'a just look at you and say "see there feller, I told ya so". After the show I'll do the good Christian thing though and offer you a ride the hospital cause you're gonna need to get looked at, with the internal bleedin' and the swellin' and whatnot. After all, it's the least I could do for the very first victim of Lenny Ray Beauregard's Dirt Road of Destruction.

Rated_R(ob)KO
02-03-2012, 03:24 PM
Wow, a JBW announcement happens and it goes unnoticed.

thejman93
02-03-2012, 03:26 PM
Wow, a JBW announcement happens and it goes unnoticed.

I noticed it. I'm just clueless about who he is.

Welcome to JBW though Mr. Blood.

68wPayne
02-03-2012, 03:27 PM
Wow, a JBW announcement happens and it goes unnoticed.

That's cause everyone already has their favorite Southern man here in JBW (jk SouthernBlood, welcome)

thejman93
02-03-2012, 03:29 PM
That's cause everyone already has their favorite Southern man here in JBW (jk SouthernBlood, welcome)

Haha!

You and Poot need to do some work together.

Manabu
02-03-2012, 04:48 PM
what jbw really needs is an invasion of japanese wrestlers and musicians!
but no, I'm really looking forward to all the changes and the excitement is making my j even better!
how is everyone tonight/today? (I'm currently in france, marseille vs lyon sunday!)

edit: I'm not sure if I'm clear enough, just to clarify I'm joking about an invasion of japanese wrestlers!

HolyJose2391
02-03-2012, 05:24 PM
what jbw really needs is an invasion of japanese wrestlers and musicians!
but no, I'm really looking forward to all the changes and the excitement is making my j even better!
how is everyone tonight/today? (I'm currently in france, marseille vs lyon sunday!)

edit: I'm not sure if I'm clear enough, just to clarify I'm joking about an invasion of japanese wrestlers!
In France? Nice hope you enjoy it. Weren't you on your awhile back? How that go?

Manabu
02-03-2012, 05:30 PM
In France? Nice hope you enjoy it. Weren't you on your awhile back? How that go?

We're in marseillie at the hotel at the moment whilst trying to think of somewhere quiet to go, I'm not too sure what the last part was but I was at a wedding recently that went amazing, shed a tear and all

RomanFlare
02-03-2012, 05:37 PM
Wow, a JBW announcement happens and it goes unnoticed.

I don't even know who that is, honestly.

RomanFlare--the bridge maker.

HolyJose2391
02-03-2012, 06:02 PM
We're in marseillie at the hotel at the moment whilst trying to think of somewhere quiet to go, I'm not too sure what the last part was but I was at a wedding recently that went amazing, shed a tear and all
That's awesome! I'm hoping you have a great time!

K-Jammin
02-03-2012, 07:13 PM
Someone get the new guy to come say hello, I can't find him anywhere! Is it the guy with Venom as his Avatar?

HolyJose2391
02-03-2012, 07:16 PM
Someone get the new guy to come say hello, I can't find him anywhere! Is it the guy with Venom as his Avatar?
Yeah that guy

Rated_R(ob)KO
02-03-2012, 08:03 PM
I'd really like SB to come in here and tell us about himself a bit. His character mainly is Ano Doom.

RomanFlare
02-03-2012, 08:03 PM
Someone get the new guy to come say hello, I can't find him anywhere! Is it the guy with Venom as his Avatar?

Pretty sure it's the guy with a chinese symbol meaning "Fart-lover" on his cheek. I'll never understand tattoos.

Rated_R(ob)KO
02-03-2012, 08:10 PM
This is what Ka$h said about me today. I'm privileged. LOL!

"And yeah, that's EXACTLY why I don't take you to important meetings lol. You're like a wild pitbull... it's like taking a crocidile to a dog show, bull in a china shop. You're like a Great White Shark ready to strike. You shoved your cyber cock down his throat." - Ka$h

I think I'm sigging that shit lol.

K-Jammin
02-03-2012, 08:44 PM
Can't get the Wrestlemania 28 Theme song out my head!!

Rated_R(ob)KO
02-03-2012, 08:47 PM
Can't get the Wrestlemania 28 Theme song out my head!!

Pitbull and Kelis?

K-Jammin
02-03-2012, 08:50 PM
Pitbull and Kelis?

Well I don't know if it's the theme for the whole event or just the whole Cena/Rock match, but this one...


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WkA-u-ugzLk

Rated_R(ob)KO
02-03-2012, 09:10 PM
Well I don't know if it's the theme for the whole event or just the whole Cena/Rock match, but this one...


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WkA-u-ugzLk

Damn, I was way off lol!!! Shows how much I listen to "pop" music.

SouthernBlood
02-03-2012, 09:37 PM
Well then.

68wPayne
02-03-2012, 09:39 PM
Hey who are we gonna be sending PMs to about the PPV? Ka$h Money, We B K-Jammin, Roman Legion, or another party?

SLEEPY LOCO1
02-03-2012, 09:42 PM
Well then.

Welcome to the JBW new guy.

SouthernBlood
02-03-2012, 09:45 PM
Pretty sure it's the guy with a chinese symbol meaning "Fart-lover" on his cheek. I'll never understand tattoos.

what in the hell is this supposed to be? your a strange,funny guy lol

Rated_R(ob)KO
02-03-2012, 09:51 PM
what in the hell is this supposed to be? your a strange,funny guy lol

Romes is a different breed all his own, man. He sits in the short bus alone every day and jerks off to pics of Mae Young... that he just took.

BlackFalcon
02-03-2012, 09:51 PM
Can't get the Wrestlemania 28 Theme song out my head!!

I know what you mean man, there's 2 songs I'm just goin back to in my head all the time. One is this years Rumble theme:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5_5oE0ijhKg

The other is this song by 12 Stones (Which, for those who don't know, wrote the NExus theme 'We Are One') off their album 'Anthem FOr the Underdog

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zWFKNWI12zY

Also, welcome to SouthernBlood, sure you'll make a big impact here bro.

68wPayne
02-03-2012, 09:53 PM
Romes is a different breed all his own, man. He sits in the short bus alone every day and jerks off to pics of Mae Young... that he just took.

Don't judge Romeski for his pornographic images of choice, we all have our kinks. MmMmMm Golden Girls

RomanFlare
02-03-2012, 09:55 PM
Romes is a different breed all his own, man. He sits in the short bus alone every day and jerks off to pics of Mae Young... that he just took.

R(ob)KOver_Rated is just jealous of the Roman one.


what in the hell is this supposed to be? your a strange,funny guy lol

I'm like a quality steak--Terrible at making similes.

Rated_R(ob)KO
02-03-2012, 10:01 PM
R(ob)KOver_Rated is just jealous of the Roman one.

Oh yeah? I'm pretty sure I'm a high ranking member on the committee of who gets pushes and who doesn't around here. :P I mean, have you read my new sig yet?

68wPayne
02-03-2012, 10:47 PM
Oh yeah? I'm pretty sure I'm a high ranking member on the committee of who gets pushes and who doesn't around here. :P I mean, have you read my new sig yet?

So, Lenny Ray says that you are doing a wonderful job here lol

RomanFlare
02-03-2012, 10:51 PM
Oh yeah? I'm pretty sure I'm a high ranking member on the committee of who gets pushes and who doesn't around here. :P I mean, have you read my new sig yet?

NO BODY PUSHES ROMANFLARE! Not even Hunter!

HolyJose2391
02-03-2012, 11:13 PM
Oh yeah? I'm pretty sure I'm a high ranking member on the committee of who gets pushes and who doesn't around here. :P I mean, have you read my new sig yet?
I <3 R(ob)

TheDevilsAdvocate
02-04-2012, 01:27 AM
There is a lot of man love happening here.

HolyJose2391
02-04-2012, 01:38 AM
There is a lot of man love happening here.
It's all about that free love lok

Robareid
02-04-2012, 04:14 AM
Wassup Jabe

*checks who's online*

Let me rephrase that, wassup Broc

Snair
02-04-2012, 04:24 AM
IC: you're right I have money that TOAK will be beaten & humbled you in 30 seconds or less

IC:I knew you weren't as stupid as you looked and this thing you said was truly music to my ears.

Snair
02-04-2012, 06:33 AM
Great work with magazine #JBW 4 LIFE

Kashdinero
02-04-2012, 06:39 AM
I'm off to read the mag now! Oh, and I only just read that WWE are planning on creating a cruiserweight show. It's funny that they announce this shit around the same time we announce the SuperFly Show, now known as JBW: Octane. Coincidence? :)

Robareid
02-04-2012, 07:28 AM
I'm off to read the mag now! Oh, and I only just read that WWE are planning on creating a cruiserweight show. It's funny that they announce this shit around the same time we announce the SuperFly Show, now known as JBW: Octane. Coincidence? :)

Well we already knew they were cyber stalking R(ob), now it seems they have also turned their attention to Jabe

aloisick
02-04-2012, 07:45 AM
I'm off to read the mag now! Oh, and I only just read that WWE are planning on creating a cruiserweight show. It's funny that they announce this shit around the same time we announce the SuperFly Show, now known as JBW: Octane. Coincidence? :)

IC as HOS: you name a show after me and i havent even startedyet hahaha

aloisick
02-04-2012, 07:46 AM
Well we already knew they were cyber stalking R(ob), now it seems they have also turned their attention to Jabe

They must be stalking me too as i fart all the time and now there doing a farting storyline

zapphoman
02-04-2012, 11:12 AM
Wow. My face feels like somebody just keeps punching it over and over again.

IC: BEING SICK MAKES THE ALPHA DOG ANGRY!!!

K-Jammin
02-04-2012, 12:03 PM
I was gonna start a thread about this but I'm on my phone so it would take me ages, but has anyone here ever given up smoking? I've been smoking at least 20 a day since I was about 13 (Which is kinda fucked up considering I'm only just about 19 ) and I really want to quit but it's the hardest thing EVER! I thought quitting smoking would be easy considering other addictions I've managed to conquer, but it's a real bitch. Obviously I've looked online but I wanted to ask you guys for what actually worked for you if you ever quit.

Rated_R(ob)KO
02-04-2012, 12:08 PM
I was gonna start a thread about this but I'm on my phone so it would take me ages, but has anyone here ever given up smoking? I've been smoking at least 20 a day since I was about 13 (Which is kinda fucked up considering I'm only just about 19 ) and I really want to quit but it's the hardest thing EVER! I thought quitting smoking would be easy considering other addictions I've managed to conquer, but it's a real bitch. Obviously I've looked online but I wanted to ask you guys for what actually worked for you if you ever quit.

I quit when I was 21. I had started smoking when I was close to 12. I not only quit smoking cigarettes but I stopped on weed, coke, 'shrooms, e, acid, many pills and trying to kill myself. I did it all cold turkey. You know what made me stop? My girlfriend at the time told me she was pregnant. That woman is now my wife and my son is going on 7 this year.

K-Jammin
02-04-2012, 12:17 PM
I quit when I was 21. I had started smoking when I was close to 12. I not only quit smoking cigarettes but I stopped on weed, coke, 'shrooms, e, acid, many pills and trying to kill myself. I did it all cold turkey. You know what made me stop? My girlfriend at the time told me she was pregnant. That woman is now my wife and my son is going on 7 this year.

I was doing all the drugs in the world ( apart from smack ) and like you I quit them quite easily, a few set backs here and there but I thought quitting smoking would be the easiest. I went 4 days without one but the cravings got so bad, and patches don't do shit. Sounds like your saying it just requires a shit load of will power, which I ain't got. Hats off to you for quitting.

Rated_R(ob)KO
02-04-2012, 12:21 PM
I was doing all the drugs in the world ( apart from smack ) and like you I quit them quite easily, a few set backs here and there but I thought quitting smoking would be the easiest. I went 4 days without one but the cravings got so bad, and patches don't do shit. Sounds like your saying it just requires a shit load of will power, which I ain't got. Hats off to you for quitting.

Will power and a reason. I had to look at myself and see where I was and I needed to change. I was a dealer as well...not a lifestyle I wanted my woman and newborn son to be in.

68wPayne
02-04-2012, 12:40 PM
I quit when I was 21. I had started smoking when I was close to 12. I not only quit smoking cigarettes but I stopped on weed, coke, 'shrooms, e, acid, many pills and trying to kill myself. I did it all cold turkey. You know what made me stop? My girlfriend at the time told me she was pregnant. That woman is now my wife and my son is going on 7 this year.



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wFaXTcR4dtE

RomanFlare
02-04-2012, 12:46 PM
I was doing all the drugs in the world ( apart from smack ) and like you I quit them quite easily, a few set backs here and there but I thought quitting smoking would be the easiest. I went 4 days without one but the cravings got so bad, and patches don't do shit. Sounds like your saying it just requires a shit load of will power, which I ain't got. Hats off to you for quitting.

Having someone who quits with you really helps--my mother and step-dad just up and quit one day ~8-9 years back and haven't had one since. Support is fantastic (though, they may just be superhuman).

Robareid
02-04-2012, 12:47 PM
I've got no experiance at this sort of stuff, I'm straight edge but don't worry, I'm not going to preach (CM Punk does it far better than me). I just want to say big props to you for making it this far. My Dad quit recently however, and here's what he told me:

- He felt it impossible to quit all at once. Much like you he made it four days before needing another one. But that day he only had five compared to the fifteen he used to do. He then managed to stay off for a whole week before needing another top up. He now hasn't had a single fag for just over a year. So basically, don't lose heart that you can't just cut them out all together, it gets slightly easier each time

- Another point he told me was that although the patches feel like they do nothing, he stopped for a period and it immediatly got a lot harder. So stick with the patches, they may not cure the cravings, but they do help at least a little

Hope that helps, and good luck

thejman93
02-04-2012, 12:51 PM
PMs just went out to the mag crew.

If anybody else wants to hop on board and do something, feel free to PM me.

K-Jammin
02-04-2012, 12:52 PM
Having someone who quits with you really helps--my mother and step-dad just up and quit one day ~8-9 years back and haven't had one since. Support is fantastic (though, they may just be superhuman).

Quite a few people have told me this, but after asking it appears none of my mates feel like quitting any time soon. I do think this would help ALOT though!

... and big thanks for the advice Roba, much appreciated pal.

thejman93
02-04-2012, 12:55 PM
I have no advice to give KJ.

Good luck bruv.

IC: Now all's you gotta do is stop sucking Romes' dick and you'll be cured of all your addictions.

K-Jammin
02-04-2012, 01:18 PM
I have no advice to give KJ.

Good luck bruv.

IC: Now all's you gotta do is stop sucking Romes' dick and you'll be cured of all your addictions.

IC: I know this may be hard for you to believe, but not all tag teams have to have a gay member in order to get over.

68wPayne
02-04-2012, 01:19 PM
ic: I know this may be hard for you to believe, but not all tag teams have to have a gay member in order to get over.

lies and deceit!!!!!!!!

Robareid
02-04-2012, 02:44 PM
IC: I know this may be hard for you to believe, but not all tag teams have to have a gay member in order to get over.

:eek:

Say wha?

RomanFlare
02-04-2012, 03:06 PM
IC: I know this may be hard for you to believe, but not all tag teams have to have a gay member in order to get over.

IC: Though, I've heard that is where the term "Tag Partners" came from.

RomanFlare
02-04-2012, 03:38 PM
IC: What's the difference between Ma$$dinero and RomanFlare?

Ma$$dinero's love life is "manual operation"-only.

Broc
02-04-2012, 04:02 PM
Wassup Jabe

*checks who's online*

Let me rephrase that, wassup Broc

Lol, you said this like seconds after I went to sleep.

BlackFalcon
02-04-2012, 04:11 PM
Hey guys what's happenin? Currently watchin Smackdown, love how Sheamus' 'new' finishing move was just the original Celtic Cross, big up tribute for Finlay!

AreYaSerious
02-04-2012, 04:20 PM
IC: Ahh the good old days of being a jobber and imagining that your a big time player...

IC: Your ladies have been telling me you have been jobbing in the bedroom, don't run your mouth to me. Before I shove your head up RomanFlare's ass.


IC (As Artemis Eclipse): "Break my jaw you little runt? I mean damn, we're both part of a smaller class but, c'mon man... you don't have it. No heart, no work rate, no way in hell you'll even come close to taking me on let alone taking me out. Just an FYI, You're a little bitch now, and was a little bitch before, and you'll always be a little bitch. Remember who you're talking too."

IC: I'm a little bitch? Well I guess that makes you a big punk ass bitch! The only thing you can do is run your mouth, you never back it up, and you never will. So go ahead and keep talking, because it's only a matter of time before I shut you up.

OOC: Sorry guys was busy Yesterday, but I'm back now.

68wPayne
02-04-2012, 04:53 PM
Hey guys what's happenin? Currently watchin Smackdown, love how Sheamus' 'new' finishing move was just the original Celtic Cross, big up tribute for Finlay!

Don't know if it's really a new finisher. Remember a few months back he finished a match with the Cloverleaf but that was a one time thing too.

RomanFlare
02-04-2012, 05:18 PM
Don't know if it's really a new finisher. Remember a few months back he finished a match with the Cloverleaf but that was a one time thing too.

Dat Cloverleaf.

HolyJose2391
02-04-2012, 05:22 PM
K-Jam I wish you the best of luck in quitting smoking. Try to limit yourself you smoke 20 a day? Then go to 15 a day. also Cigs are expensive think about it the less you buy on Cigs you can buy more food :D (I always think in terms of food lol)

RomanFlare
02-04-2012, 05:50 PM
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!

From the Roman One to the masses, I must apologize--my true absence for the group has been too long. Despite by best efforts to pop in once and again, I haven't been much of a face around since the turn of the new year. That ends now! I will be here to bust your balls daily--maybe even hourly!

Also, I'm addicted to Soul Eater. That is all.

K-Jammin
02-04-2012, 06:24 PM
K-Jam I wish you the best of luck in quitting smoking. Try to limit yourself you smoke 20 a day? Then go to 15 a day. also Cigs are expensive think about it the less you buy on Cigs you can buy more food :D (I always think in terms of food lol)

You make a very good point, less Cigs = MORE MEATBALL SUBS!!!

RomanFlare
02-04-2012, 06:25 PM
You make a very good point, less Cigs = MORE MEATBALL SUBS!!!

Quite a... vulgar euphemism, no?

K-Jammin
02-04-2012, 06:27 PM
IC: Your ladies have been telling me you have been jobbing in the bedroom, don't run your mouth to me. Before I shove your head up RomanFlare's ass.



IC: I'm a little bitch? Well I guess that makes you a big punk ass bitch! The only thing you can do is run your mouth, you never back it up, and you never will. So go ahead and keep talking, because it's only a matter of time before I shut you up.

OOC: Sorry guys was busy Yesterday, but I'm back now.

IC: Yeah I have no problem jobbing for the ladies, laying down for them and letting them get over until they get a huge pop, I'm all for it.

As for your head shoving up ass fantasy, I know we've seen alot of strange gimmicks get over before but I don't think this one will work. Put your thinking cap back on and sit the fuck down.

HolyJose2391
02-04-2012, 07:19 PM
You make a very good point, less Cigs = MORE MEATBALL SUBS!!!

as men food=source of power lol second comes sex

RomanFlare
02-04-2012, 08:52 PM
as men food=source of power lol second comes sex

IC: Jose, how did you deal with carrying a team for so long? My back's already hurting.

HolyJose2391
02-04-2012, 08:55 PM
IC: Jose, how did you deal with carrying a team for so long? My back's already hurting.

IC:I did all the work made him look like a bitch simple really also I found Robert E. Lee erm I mean Lenny Ray http://a1.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/417525_338313916201555_291294860903461_1040389_125 0688766_n.jpg

S.E. Zero
02-04-2012, 09:13 PM
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!

From the Roman One to the masses, I must apologize--my true absence for the group has been too long. Despite by best efforts to pop in once and again, I haven't been much of a face around since the turn of the new year. That ends now! I will be here to bust your balls daily--maybe even hourly!

Also, I'm addicted to Soul Eater. That is all.

http://i246.photobucket.com/download-albums/gg102/heatvision/animated gifs/ohno.gif

RomanFlare
02-04-2012, 09:13 PM
IC:I did all the work made him look like a bitch simple really.

IC: Mhm, mhm. And what did you do when he started talking about tagging with other wrestlers, like a certain someone?

RomanFlare
02-04-2012, 09:14 PM
http://i246.photobucket.com/download-albums/gg102/heatvision/animated%20gifs/ohno.gif

I can't tell if the Zero in your name is suppose to be a name or an indication of the amount of funniness you can manage.

K-Jammin
02-04-2012, 09:16 PM
IC: Jose, how did you deal with carrying a team for so long? My back's already hurting.

IC: I'm sorry, what?

S.E. Zero
02-04-2012, 09:16 PM
I can't tell if the Zero in your name is suppose to be a name or an indication of the amount of funniness you can manage.

The name. It wasnt meant to be funny. =/

RomanFlare
02-04-2012, 09:18 PM
IC: I'm sorry, what?

IC: You take all the women and those little sausages they put out at house shows, but you almost most never tag into the matches!

K-Jammin
02-04-2012, 09:22 PM
IC: You take all the women and those little sausages they put out at house shows, but you almost most never tag into the matches!

IC: They come onto me! and as for those little sausages, I've never touched Jose like that.

RomanFlare
02-04-2012, 09:32 PM
IC: They come onto me! and as for those little sausages, I've never touched Jose like that.

IC: You know what I mean! Those little cocktail wieners--you know the ones that Shuriken 'sneaks' into his lockerroom?

K-Jammin
02-04-2012, 09:35 PM
IC: You know what I mean! Those little cocktail wieners--you know the ones that Shuriken 'sneaks' into his lockerroom?

IC: Oh those ones, you can't blame Shuri for sneaking them in though. Munchys can be a real bitch plus he's probably comfort eating due to his career going down the shitter.

RomanFlare
02-04-2012, 09:38 PM
IC: Oh those ones, you can't blame Shuri for sneaking them in though. Munchys can be a real bitch plus he's probably comfort eating due to his career going down the shitter.

IC: No, there's usually a full, ripped open package sitting in the trashcan outside of his room later that night--but boy do they smell like chinese food.

K-Jammin
02-04-2012, 09:40 PM
IC: No, there's usually a full, ripped open package sitting in the trashcan outside of his room later that night--but boy do they smell like chinese food.

IC: Do you usually go through trashcans? Anyways I'm off to hit some clubs, ciao for now #RiseAboveRape

RomanFlare
02-04-2012, 09:44 PM
IC: Do you usually go through trashcans? Anyways I'm off to hit some clubs, ciao for now #RiseAboveRape

IC: What? I like chinese food.

HolyJose2391
02-04-2012, 10:06 PM
IC: Mhm, mhm. And what did you do when he started talking about tagging with other wrestlers, like a certain someone?
Ic: break his arm

SouthernBlood
02-04-2012, 11:02 PM
should be quite swell around here,looking forward to it

RomanFlare
02-04-2012, 11:12 PM
should be quite swell around here,looking forward to it

Just insult everyone else at every possible circumstance, and you'll be fine :D

AreYaSerious
02-04-2012, 11:28 PM
Just insult everyone else at every possible circumstance, and you'll be fine :D

Like this

IC: Roman flare you pussy ass son of a bitch, I wanted to beat the fuck out of Artemis and you took that chance away from me you prick!

RomanFlare
02-04-2012, 11:31 PM
Like this

IC: Roman flare you pussy ass son of a bitch, I wanted to beat the fuck out of Artemis and you took that chance away from me you prick!

Exactly.

IC: You know, when you first told me you liked cock, I thought you meant the birds--until I walked in on you beating Artemis. What the hell dude? You were the audience bathroom!

Snair
02-04-2012, 11:57 PM
IC: I know this may be hard for you to believe, but not all tag teams have to have a gay member in order to get over.
Vintage KJ!

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!

From the Roman One to the masses, I must apologize--my true absence for the group has been too long. Despite by best efforts to pop in once and again, I haven't been much of a face around since the turn of the new year. That ends now! I will be here to bust your balls daily--maybe even hourly!

Also, I'm addicted to Soul Eater. That is all.

JBW is SAVED.

Rated_R(ob)KO
02-05-2012, 12:09 AM
IC (As Artemis Eclipse): "What the fuck are you people on about? I'm confused, you said you walked in on Amazing beating me off? Nah, I like real women, not just men who pretend to be women. And when did Romes beat my ass? I don't recall any of this happening. Also, And Amazing has Ghonnasiphaherpaidsitis. That is all."

RomanFlare
02-05-2012, 12:14 AM
IC (As Artemis Eclipse): "What the fuck are you people on about? I'm confused, you said you walked in on Amazing beating me off? Nah, I like real women, not just men who pretend to be women. And when did Romes beat my ass? I don't recall any of this happening. Also, And Amazing has Ghonnasiphaherpaidsitis. That is all."



IC: *whips out a large dictionary and begins flipping through the pages.* Mhm. Mhm. Mhm. Fuck you. Making me look up such a long word. Asshole.

Rated_R(ob)KO
02-05-2012, 12:34 AM
IC: *whips out a large dictionary and begins flipping through the pages.* Mhm. Mhm. Mhm. Fuck you. Making me look up such a long word. Asshole.

IC (As Artemis Eclipse): "Mhm. Mhm. Well, fuck you for not having a vocabulary wide enough to understand what I'm talking about. You mini bus riding toilet bowl licker. Also, anyone check out my interview in the JBW magazine? That was pretty badass. I'm proud of it. *Insert someone being an asshole here.* Jealous bastards."

RomanFlare
02-05-2012, 12:36 AM
IC (As Artemis Eclipse): "Mhm. Mhm. Well, fuck you for not having a vocabulary wide enough to understand what I'm talking about. You mini bus riding toilet bowl licker. Also, anyone check out my interview in the JBW magazine? That was pretty badass. I'm proud of it. *Insert someone being an asshole here.* Jealous bastards."

IC: You snaggle-tooth'd knob jockey.

AreYaSerious
02-05-2012, 12:45 AM
Exactly.

IC: You know, when you first told me you liked cock, I thought you meant the birds--until I walked in on you beating Artemis. What the hell dude? You were the audience bathroom!

IC: No, I'm not like you and your gay ass tag team partner!


IC (As Artemis Eclipse): "What the fuck are you people on about? I'm confused, you said you walked in on Amazing beating me off? Nah, I like real women, not just men who pretend to be women. And when did Romes beat my ass? I don't recall any of this happening. Also, And Amazing has Ghonnasiphaherpaidsitis. That is all."



IC: *Laughs* Keep talking, It's only a matter of time before I shut you up. What is with your obsession with me? I think you have a man crush because I'm better then you. Sorry I got them from your mother.

RomanFlare
02-05-2012, 12:49 AM
IC: No, I'm not like you and your gay ass tag team partner!

IC: Having a good time with another man? Not gay. Jacking another man off in a bathroom? Gay.

HolyJose2391
02-05-2012, 12:51 AM
Just watched the Women in Black. FUCKING CREEPY!

Rated_R(ob)KO
02-05-2012, 12:51 AM
IC: *Laughs* Keep talking, It's only a matter of time before I shut you up. What is with your obsession with me? I think you have a man crush because I'm better then you. Sorry I got them from your mother.

IC (As Artemis Eclipse): "Waitaminute, waitaminute, waitaminute... you say I have a "man crush" on YOU when you're the one who consistently calls me out and tries to goad me? I'm constantly on your mind. I'm always there. You're the one with the obsession on me dipshit. It's basic knowledge... it's like, I'm Goku and you're Vegeta. You know I'm better than you but you can't do anything about it. You're weaker than me in body and spirit so you try to make up for it in mouth. Well, the only thing your mouth is good for is kissing up to all of your fucking bosses. You got some shit in your teeth, bitch."

RomanFlare
02-05-2012, 12:52 AM
Just watched the Women in Black. FUCKING CREEPY!

Women in Black is a movie?

http://i0.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/005/545/OpoQQ.jpg

zapphoman
02-05-2012, 12:53 AM
IC: Geez...The Alpha Dog is surrounded by fudge packers. He's gotta go dominate Christina Hendricks a few times to get all the gay off of him...and it's sticky.

Rated_R(ob)KO
02-05-2012, 12:53 AM
IC: Having a good time with another man? Not gay. Jacking another man off in a bathroom? Gay.

IC (As Artemis Eclipse): "He knows all about being with other men in the bathroom. What a disgusting foul beast he is."

zapphoman
02-05-2012, 12:53 AM
Just watched the Women in Black. FUCKING CREEPY!

How did Daniel do in his first movie outside of Harry Potter?

HolyJose2391
02-05-2012, 12:55 AM
How did Daniel do in his first movie outside of Harry Potter?
Did well. He really got into the character and I liked it...but I might have to sleep with a teddy bear tonight

RomanFlare
02-05-2012, 12:55 AM
IC: Geez...The Alpha Dog is surrounded by fudge packers. He's gotta go dominate Christina Hendricks a few times to get all the gay off of him.

IC: Alpha Dog is a homophobe? Surprising, considering he often licks 'himself' clean.


IC (As Artemis Eclipse): "He knows all about being with other men in the bathroom. What a disgusting foul beast he is."

IC: Well, that's why the janitors call him "The Beast of a Thousand Farts".

zapphoman
02-05-2012, 12:56 AM
Did well. He really got into the character and I liked it...but I might have to sleep with a teddy bear tonight

I imagine. I saw the trailer for it about an hour ago. Looked creepy as hell.

Rated_R(ob)KO
02-05-2012, 12:56 AM
IC: Geez...The Alpha Dog is surrounded by fudge packers. He's gotta go dominate Christina Hendricks a few times to get all the gay off of him.

IC (As ReDRuM): "Nigga... I LOVE white women... but she's a fuckin' cow ass lookin' bitch! The only thing good about dat' heffa is her fuckin' tits! An' even when you get 'em out of the fuckin' cannon holster she got they fall to her fuckin' knees an' shit, nigga! You can fuck wit' dat' bitch all you want. I'll keep my bitch for the night happy, Zaria Dehar. You fuck dat' lazy eye'd skank, nigga... dat's why you suck. And you're less than me. I don't settle for nothin' BUT the best, nigga!"

Rated_R(ob)KO
02-05-2012, 12:57 AM
Did well. He really got into the character and I liked it...but I might have to sleep with a teddy bear tonight

The ending to the movie the same as the book? PM me the deets. I don't want to spoil it for people who haven't seen it but, did he do what he was supposed to do?

RomanFlare
02-05-2012, 12:58 AM
Seeing "nigga" so many times in one post reminded me of this:

http://4gspot.files.wordpress.com/2011/03/1298273601200.gif

zapphoman
02-05-2012, 12:58 AM
IC: Alpha Dog is a homophobe? Surprising, considering he often licks 'himself' clean.



IC: The Alpha Dog isn't a homophobe. The Alpha Dog is cool with whatever life style anybody wants to live. He just prefers the taco over the burrito if you catch his drift. Also The Alpha Dog tried that...didn't work...didn't work.

AreYaSerious
02-05-2012, 01:00 AM
IC: Having a good time with another man? Not gay. Jacking another man off in a bathroom? Gay.IC: You know, I never seen you do anything in the ring that impresses me. I wonder why you like to talk so shit, but its because the only thing you are good is using your mouth.
IC (As Artemis Eclipse): "Waitaminute, waitaminute, waitaminute... you say I have a "man crush" on YOU when you're the one who consistently calls me out and tries to goad me? I'm constantly on your mind. I'm always there. You're the one with the obsession on me dipshit. It's basic knowledge... it's like, I'm Goku and you're Vegeta. You know I'm better than you but you can't do anything about it. You're weaker than me in body and spirit so you try to make up for it in mouth. Well, the only thing your mouth is good for is kissing up to all of your fucking bosses. You got some shit in your teeth, bitch."IC: You're always on my mind? Well I am thinking about the fastest way to break every bone in your body. Listen, this isn't fucking cartoons.... This is JBW, and I am better then you are. Me kissing ass? *Gets up in Artemis's face and laughs, then gets serious* Don't temp me little bitch, because I am one AMAZING bad ass.

AreYaSerious
02-05-2012, 01:02 AM
IC: The Alpha Dog isn't a homophobe. The Alpha Dog is cool with whatever life style anybody wants to live. He just prefers the taco over the burrito if you catch his drift. Also The Alpha Dog tried that...didn't work...didn't work.IC: *gives alpha dog a weird look, and shakes his head*

HolyJose2391
02-05-2012, 01:04 AM
IC: The Alpha Dog isn't a homophobe. The Alpha Dog is cool with whatever life style anybody wants to live. He just prefers the taco over the burrito if you catch his drift. Also The Alpha Dog tried that...didn't work...didn't work.
IC as gay one night stand: COME ON! It wasn't that bad will you dominate me one more time?

zapphoman
02-05-2012, 01:05 AM
IC (As ReDRuM): "Nigga... I LOVE white women... but she's a fuckin' cow ass lookin' bitch! The only thing good about dat' heffa is her fuckin' tits! An' even when you get 'em out of the fuckin' cannon holster she got they fall to her fuckin' knees an' shit, nigga! You can fuck wit' dat' bitch all you want. I'll keep my bitch for the night happy, Zaria Dehar. You fuck dat' lazy eye'd skank, nigga... dat's why you suck. And you're less than me. I don't settle for nothin' BUT the best, nigga!"

IC: It's her face dumbass. And hey, if you wanna dip little Rum in that cespool that's been thrown around many a locker room, by all means but at least The Alpha Dog knows his ladies are clean (except that one time with Lindsey Lohan, The Alpha Dog had tequila). So get yourself checked out before it's too late...nigga.

RomanFlare
02-05-2012, 01:05 AM
IC: You know, I never seen you do anything in the ring that impresses me. I wonder why you like to talk so shit, but its because the only thing you are good is using your mouth.

IC: Oh, an oral sex joke? You really wanna step up and challenge me? It's no mystery, no secret--RomanFlare is a silver tongued devil. But the one thing you don't see to realize is I'll stick my foot so far up your ass, I'll make you talk by flexing my toes.

RomanFlare
02-05-2012, 01:06 AM
This thread has degenerated into hilarity, and I STARTED IT ALL!

:rolleyes:

zapphoman
02-05-2012, 01:06 AM
IC as gay one night stand: COME ON! It wasn't that bad will you dominate me one more time?

IC: The Alpha Dog was talking about licking himself when he said he tried. You...The Alpha Dog has no idea who you are.

HolyJose2391
02-05-2012, 01:07 AM
IC: The Alpha Dog was talking about licking himself when he said he tried. You...The Alpha Dog has no idea who you are.
Ic as gay one night stand: or was that thedag?

Rated_R(ob)KO
02-05-2012, 01:07 AM
IC: You're always on my mind? Well I am thinking about the fastest way to break every bone in your body. Listen, this isn't fucking cartoons.... This is JBW, and I am better then you are. Me kissing ass? *Gets up in Artemis's face and laughs, then gets serious* Don't temp me little bitch, because I am one AMAZING bad ass.

IC (As Artemis Eclipse): "One, get out of my face you blithering idiot. Not because I'm going to kick your ass or anything but, your Halatosis is WAY too much for my stomach to handle. I had some Indian food tonight and that shit smelled bad enough... now you're in my face Blah.
And I used DBZ as a metaphor. You... you do know what that is, right? I mean, you claim to be so amazing and all. Hopefully you'd understand what that is."

AreYaSerious
02-05-2012, 01:10 AM
IC (As Artemis Eclipse): "He knows all about being with other men in the bathroom. What a disgusting foul beast he is."

IC: Please explain how you know this.


IC: Alpha Dog is a homophobe? Surprising, considering he often licks 'himself' clean.



IC: Well, that's why the janitors call him "The Beast of a Thousand Farts".

IC: Says the guy who spends all his time with his tag team partner...

RomanFlare
02-05-2012, 01:11 AM
IC: Says the guy who spends all his time with his tag team partner...

IC: Says the guy who spends all his time crying with Rosey Palms and her five, finger friends.

Rated_R(ob)KO
02-05-2012, 01:12 AM
IC: It's her face dumbass. And hey, if you wanna dip little Rum in that cespool that's been thrown around many a locker room, by all means but at least The Alpha Dog knows his ladies are clean (except that one time with Lindsey Lohan, The Alpha Dog had tequila). So get yourself checked out before it's too late...nigga.

IC (As RedRuM): "Nigga... I ALWAYS use protection! Yeah, she's been with a locker room but at least with her I get to see a bangin' body but with Hendricks you get this:

http://juicy.tuxboard.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/Christina-Hendricks-fat.jpeg

MOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! NIGGGAA!!!!!!"

RomanFlare
02-05-2012, 01:13 AM
http://juicy.tuxboard.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/Christina-Hendricks-fat.jpeg

MOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! NIGGGAA!!!!!!"

I'm done. I can't compete with that tonight. Good night.

Rated_R(ob)KO
02-05-2012, 01:13 AM
IC: Please explain how you know this.

IC (As Artemis Eclipse): "Well, the way you just worded this explains enough for me."

AreYaSerious
02-05-2012, 01:15 AM
IC: Oh, an oral sex joke? You really wanna step up and challenge me? It's no mystery, no secret--RomanFlare is a silver tongued devil. But the one thing you don't see to realize is I'll stick my foot so far up your ass, I'll make you talk by flexing my toes.

IC: I understand you enjoy having stuff up your ass, but I'm not into that.


IC (As Artemis Eclipse): "One, get out of my face you blithering idiot. Not because I'm going to kick your ass or anything but, your Halatosis is WAY too much for my stomach to handle. I had some Indian food tonight and that shit smelled bad enough... now you're in my face Blah.
And I used DBZ as a metaphor. You... you do know what that is, right? I mean, you claim to be so amazing and all. Hopefully you'd understand what that is."

IC: Yes I understand what DBZ is, and I'm not surprised you like dragon ball z. I mean I know you love balls, but you like shows revolving around balls. Very Strange my friend. If you think you can kick my ass I'm right here.

AreYaSerious
02-05-2012, 01:17 AM
IC: Says the guy who spends all his time crying with Rosey Palms and her five, finger friends.

IC: Says that guy that doesn't know I do his mother.

AreYaSerious
02-05-2012, 01:18 AM
IC (As Artemis Eclipse): "Well, the way you just worded this explains enough for me."

IC: No proof, what I thought. Just like how you're all talk.

zapphoman
02-05-2012, 01:21 AM
IC (As RedRuM): "Nigga... I ALWAYS use protection! Yeah, she's been with a locker room but at least with her I get to see a bangin' body but with Hendricks you get this:

http://juicy.tuxboard.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/Christina-Hendricks-fat.jpeg

MOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! NIGGGAA!!!!!!"

OOC: HOLY SHIT!!! I could of swore she looked way better than that.

IC: DAMN YOU BEER GOOGLES!!!! That's it...she's no longer a client.

zapphoman
02-05-2012, 01:23 AM
http://img2.timeinc.net/instyle/images/2011/gallery/031711-Christina-Hendricks-400.jpg

What the hell happened?!

Rated_R(ob)KO
02-05-2012, 01:44 AM
OOC: HOLY SHIT!!! I could of swore she looked way better than that.

IC: DAMN YOU BEER GOOGLES!!!! That's it...she's no longer a client.

IC (As RedRuM): "I told you nigga. I told you."

Rated_R(ob)KO
02-05-2012, 01:55 AM
IC: Yes I understand what DBZ is, and I'm not surprised you like dragon ball z. I mean I know you love balls, but you like shows revolving around balls. Very Strange my friend. If you think you can kick my ass I'm right here.

IC (As Artemis Eclipse): "Look, there's no doubt I can kick your ass. I just prefer to get paid doing it. I'm all about kicking ass in the ring but outside of it, I prefer to chill. Right now, I'm in chill mode... you're so stressed out about me you're wanting to fight right here. You're a moron. And also, really? You're going for the "ball" reference in DBZ? That's juvenille man. You're supposed to be "amazing" right? That was just a dud."

Rated_R(ob)KO
02-05-2012, 02:15 AM
**JBW ANNOUNCEMENT**

I have taken it upon myself to want everything from JBW's past to be archived. I obviously have no time to fully do this so I call upon the roster. I would like the PPV histories (Dates and names), past Champions (In order lol.) ACTIVE Roster and Alumni roster. I would like to get a couple people to be archivists. Get us up to speed and continue to be. If you're interested in taking on this task, PM me so I can get you set up. It's a daunting task but, it's needed. Thanks! (I will be re-posting this often and necessary until I get people.)

zapphoman
02-05-2012, 03:12 AM
I give you 2 weeks until you give up.


I second this.

You know, I can't help but to laugh every time I see this.. especially with what JBW has on the horizon. Super psyched for JBWs future.

Rated_R(ob)KO
02-05-2012, 03:28 AM
You know, I can't help but to laugh every time I see this.. especially with what JBW has on the horizon. Super psyched for JBWs future.

I know, right? Amazing times indeed. The future is TOO bright for JBW! :)

zapphoman
02-05-2012, 03:54 AM
I know, right? Amazing times indeed. The future is TOO bright for JBW! :)

I have to ask...whose ass is that?

Rated_R(ob)KO
02-05-2012, 03:57 AM
I have to ask...whose ass is that?

Ahhhh.... yes... my new sig has caught the eyes of the Alpha Dog I see? HAHA! Her name is Miss Prestin... bow to her... she's... perfect... *breathes like an out of breath dog.* I've quietly obsessed over her for roughly a year now. It needed to be made public.

zapphoman
02-05-2012, 04:12 AM
Ahhhh.... yes... my new sig has caught the eyes of the Alpha Dog I see? HAHA! Her name is Miss Prestin... bow to her... she's... perfect... *breathes like an out of breath dog.* I've quietly obsessed over her for roughly a year now. It needed to be made public.

She is definitely smoking man. Damn you and your sig pics. I have archiving to do dammit!!!

Rated_R(ob)KO
02-05-2012, 04:14 AM
She is definitely smoking man. Damn you and your sig pics. I have archiving to do dammit!!!

:cool: Speaking of that, Roba should be contacting you soon about that. He's done a lot of research in the past and is willing to help you out haha. You two are the team needed. I fully trust you two to make it happen and it's obviously VERY appreciated!!

Robareid
02-05-2012, 04:29 AM
PM sent and I'm awaiting a reply Zap my man

Robareid
02-05-2012, 04:38 AM
Right, time to delve all the way back to page 13. I'll tie a rope to myself and if you guys feel two tugs, pull me back out. It would be easy to get lost in there

Rated_R(ob)KO
02-05-2012, 04:51 AM
Right, time to delve all the way back to page 13. I'll tie a rope to myself and if you guys feel two tugs, pull me back out. It would be easy to get lost in there

Excellent! :) I'm gonna give you guys a week at most to get this all together and present it to me. If it's done sooner, PLEASE have it out ASAP! Thanks again bruvas!!

Giddy
02-05-2012, 04:53 AM
http://www.dailydemotivators.com/pics/epicfail3-vi.jpg


Two weeks.


You have too much faith.


WWTNA is the Dixie Carter or EWN.

I can think you can figure out the rest ;)


J. Just
B. Bloody
W. Worthless
Hmmm... It's been a pretty long two weeks.

The fact that JBW made it opened the door for other companies. Congrats I say. Congrats.

Rated_R(ob)KO
02-05-2012, 05:01 AM
Hmmm... It's been a pretty long two weeks.

The fact that JBW made it opened the door for other companies. Congrats I say. Congrats.

Yeah bud, helluva long two weeks haha! But yeah, EWNCW thought they were the shit back then and at the time, WWTNA was just a troll and they couldn't accept he was doing it... it was insane haha.

zapphoman
02-05-2012, 05:01 AM
Going to go to bed now. Going to have a full day of going through the JBW main thread. I'm on page 100 right now so you know just a couple hundred more to go...lol! Understatement I know but it will totally worth it. Thanks for sending Roba my way R(ob) and thank you Roba for helping out. It was looking pretty daunting for a minute there.

@Giddy- Thanks for the compliments bro!

Rated_R(ob)KO
02-05-2012, 05:11 AM
Going to go to bed now. Going to have a full day of going through the JBW main thread. I'm on page 100 right now so you know just a couple hundred more to go...lol! Understatement I know but it will totally worth it. Thanks for sending Roba my way R(ob) and thank you Roba for helping out. It was looking pretty daunting for a minute there.

@Giddy- Thanks for the compliments bro!

No problemo dude. Thank YOU for doing it!! I'm glad you guys are on it that fast... but yeah, take breaks... it's definitely daunting. Definitely. If you guys need any help, let me know and I'll find another to help with it.

Robareid
02-05-2012, 05:14 AM
Archiving for Warfare one is now done and sent over to Zapp... Only another 60ish Warefares and Mayhems, 35ish Showdowns, 10 (I think) PPVs, three supershows, one cross brand PPV, Jingle Brawl and everything else inbetween to go

Robareid
02-05-2012, 05:55 AM
Everything now archived and sent to Zapp up until Bloodharvest

1 PPV down, not quite sure how many to go...

Rated_R(ob)KO
02-05-2012, 07:00 AM
I'm tapping for a bit... Need to recharge the batteries. Be back soon... shift change and blah, blah, blah...

Snair
02-05-2012, 07:10 AM
So when is the Kflare show? and Rob your sig could lead to some serious thread derailment in here;)

K-Jammin
02-05-2012, 09:14 AM
So when is the Kflare show? and Rob your sig could lead to some serious thread derailment in here;)

We will literally start work on it any day now, Romes is being bombarded with tests and I'm just adding some finishing touches to my coursework before deadline day.

Rated_R(ob)KO
02-05-2012, 09:17 AM
So when is the Kflare show? and Rob your sig could lead to some serious thread derailment in here;)

My sig is the stuff of legend already lol!

HolyJose2391
02-05-2012, 10:52 AM
Seen on the news that one of my friends from my platoon got killed in an ambush outside kandahar. What pisses me off I should have been there fighting beside him like I was but my fucking knee....As Corporal, those were MY men. That was MY platoon. I know those combat situations in that terrain better than anyone else. But my fucking knee just couldn't stand up to it...Lance Corporal Steven Greenway, Tuum anima pax amicus. Tuum poner telum descendit et dormies in colles gloria. Semper Fidelis.

I feel as if I have no more fight left in me. No more "depressing troll posts" but fact. I gave up hope long ago but why I kept edging on I have no idea.

The truth is, this place strangles me. Not here as in here but HERE real life. I feel uncomfortable in my own skin. This place makes me feel like less of a man that I already do. Home is where the heart is? My heart's not here and hasn't been in a long time.

The sunrise. I'll never forget the sun rising over the mountaintops in Iraq. To see a place so desolate suddenly come alive with the sun's glow was absolutely breathtaking. I'll never forget on my last tour laying on my back at night looking up at the Afghanistan sky. So open. To see every star in the sky as far as the eye can see on a near nightly basis spoils you.

I have no more fight. Truly drained. I'm tired. Sometimes you come across an enemy you just can't fight. Sometimes you have to know when to retreat, when to give up. My enemy is me. My enemy is my body. My enemy is my mind..

So I'll leave you with this. When at your lowest, look below you. When at your highest look above you. Both God and the Marines will always be there. Semper Fi my friends, ALWAYS Faithful.
I know how you must feel there. They're your brothers and you should have been there fighting along. I am sorrynfornthe loss of your friend and I hope and pray that you see a light to bring you some sort of peace.

Robareid
02-05-2012, 12:58 PM
Urgh, that was a particularly long and boring peice of homework. What the fuck does car stopping distances have to do with physics? And why did I need to write an essay about it? :confused:

Somebody better be online to offer up something vaguely entertaining

HolyJose2391
02-05-2012, 01:05 PM
Urgh, that was a particularly long and boring peice of homework. What the fuck does car stopping distances have to do with physics? And why did I need to write an essay about it? :confused:

Somebody better be online to offer up something vaguely entertaining
Has a lot to do physics so you know when to begin stopping and reduction of friction :p

Robareid
02-05-2012, 01:07 PM
*gives Holy evils*

RomanFlare
02-05-2012, 02:42 PM
Rome: Hey Lenny, have you seen the Clown who's invisible to gay people?

Lenny: No...

Rome: Exactly.

HolyJose2391
02-05-2012, 02:54 PM
*gives Holy evils*
Hey it's true "pushes glasses up"

jhorton1215
02-05-2012, 03:10 PM
What is up?

RomanFlare
02-05-2012, 03:35 PM
What is up?

Trollicho, probably.

68wPayne
02-05-2012, 03:39 PM
Poot, I'm sorry to hear about you're soldier. As a fellow brother in arms I understand your loss and feel your pain. Anything you need gimme a hollar.

S.E. Zero
02-05-2012, 04:12 PM
Hello everyone

thejman93
02-05-2012, 04:12 PM
Rob, Roba, and zapph- You guys have a brain bleed yet? Seriously, kudos for wanting to take that on.

Romes- Good to hear your back full time my man. It isn't the same without you.

Poot- Really hope you're okay bro...

thejman93
02-05-2012, 04:13 PM
Hello everyone

Hey bud.

I just PMed you BTW.

Broc
02-05-2012, 04:21 PM
Hey bud.

I just PMed you BTW.

Speaking of PMs, I have to send you one :)

thejman93
02-05-2012, 04:22 PM
Speaking of PMs, I have to send you one :)

About that thing we talked about after the other thing happened?

Broc
02-05-2012, 04:25 PM
About that thing we talked about after the other thing happened?

Uh.... sure..... just read it.

thejman93
02-05-2012, 04:26 PM
Uh.... sure..... just read it.

Did and replied.

thejman93
02-05-2012, 05:35 PM
Alright kids, I'm out.

Super Bowl, Shameless, Sleep.

Broc
02-05-2012, 05:36 PM
Alright kids, I'm out.

Super Bowl, Shameless, Sleep.

Who ya going for J?

Robareid
02-05-2012, 05:39 PM
Meh, its not that bad. Atleast my part isnt, I just read the shows and summarise them. I dont envy Zapp's role of finding the shows though, theyre is alot of shit to sift through. Sure its time consuming, but we'll chip away at it bit by bit

HolyJose2391
02-05-2012, 06:40 PM
Wooo! Seeing A Day To Rememer tonight!

S.E. Zero
02-05-2012, 06:41 PM
Wooo! Seeing A Day To Rememer tonight!

Have fun, enjoy yourself

Rated_R(ob)KO
02-05-2012, 07:51 PM
Work sucks. Short staffed. Bullshit. Been here for an hour already and want to kill. :) See ya's later tonight...

Rated_R(ob)KO
02-05-2012, 10:56 PM
I am so over this night. So over it.

S.E. Zero
02-05-2012, 10:58 PM
I am so over this night. So over it.

Work troubling you?

HolyJose2391
02-05-2012, 11:23 PM
So you know you're at a great concert when your shirt comes off :D

S.E. Zero
02-05-2012, 11:47 PM
So you know you're at a great concert when your shirt comes off :D

Hahaha yeah it is :)

Rated_R(ob)KO
02-06-2012, 05:03 AM
@SEZ -- Yeah, this night has been pretty damn rough, bro. Only two more hours left fortunately and I'm done for the day.... well, until I come back in in 10 hours... they're running us down, man. Firing, quitting, callouts, mandatory overtime... it's just becoming a lot. A whole lot.

Rated_R(ob)KO
02-06-2012, 06:16 AM
4,630 posts... I'm 370 away from BLACK NINJA!!! Wow!! Been a long time...

TheDevilsAdvocate
02-06-2012, 06:24 AM
4,630 posts... I'm 370 away from BLACK NINJA!!! Wow!! Been a long time...

I bet it would have been a whole lot easier if there was a pointless thread to boost up post counts for the people who are tired of their ranks. Like, not legit convo's just a bunch of,

"dfkgsdfg

dfglsdfmg
ldfmglsdmfg
mdf;gm;dfkmg


df;sgm;kdfmg."


Yeah... xD

Rated_R(ob)KO
02-06-2012, 06:28 AM
I bet it would have been a whole lot easier if there was a pointless thread to boost up post counts for the people who are tired of their ranks. Like, not legit convo's just a bunch of,

"dfkgsdfg

dfglsdfmg
ldfmglsdmfg
mdf;gm;dfkmg


df;sgm;kdfmg."


Yeah... xD

Definitely would have been dude. I know that if I never joined an E-Fed my post count wouldn't be this high haha. And I know I contribute to everything but a lot of the post count has been just Jabe lounge chat lol.

Rehmix
02-06-2012, 09:20 AM
Definitely would have been dude. I know that if I never joined an E-Fed my post count wouldn't be this high haha. And I know I contribute to everything but a lot of the post count has been just Jabe lounge chat lol.

For The Cause!

HolyJose2391
02-06-2012, 09:52 AM
Professor just used an image I saw on 4chan only one who knew it lol and showed clips from Big Bang Theory and Friends.

Rated_R(ob)KO
02-06-2012, 09:55 AM
Professor just used an image I saw on 4chan only one who knew it lol and showed clips from Big Bang Theory and Friends.

Yay 4 Chan! FUCK BIG BANG THEORY!! Yay Friends!!

Rehmix
02-06-2012, 10:31 AM
Yay 4 Chan! FUCK BIG BANG THEORY!! Yay Friends!!

Y U NO LIKE BIG BANG THEORY? lol

68wPayne
02-06-2012, 12:19 PM
Yay 4 Chan! FUCK BIG BANG THEORY!! Yay Friends!!

I just started watching Big Bang Theory and it is f'ing AMAZING

Poot-Hair
02-06-2012, 12:27 PM
Have no fear the poot-hair is here!!

SLEEPY LOCO1
02-06-2012, 12:28 PM
Good Morning J B DUBYA!!!!!

Poot-Hair
02-06-2012, 12:32 PM
Yessss it's true, contrary to popular belief I am in fact alive and kicking. Just had the f'n police come to my house and knock on my door. Said somebody on the internet I had been talking to (which is here because this is the ONLY site in which I interact with people) said I was going to kill myself or some crap. Somebody's playin' a cruel joke and I owe somebody here a swift kick in the ballsack......

thejman93
02-06-2012, 12:33 PM
Who ya going for J?

Wasn't rooting for anybody.

I'm an Eagles fan.

Oh and yeah, morning/afternoon/evening kids.

thejman93
02-06-2012, 12:35 PM
Yessss it's true, contrary to popular belief I am in fact alive and kicking. Just had the f'n police come to my house and knock on my door. Said somebody on the internet I had been talking to (which is here because this is the ONLY site in which I interact with people) said I was going to kill myself or some crap. Somebody's playin' a cruel joke and I owe somebody here a swift kick in the ballsack......

What?

Who would be stupid enough to do that?

HolyJose2391
02-06-2012, 01:18 PM
Yessss it's true, contrary to popular belief I am in fact alive and kicking. Just had the f'n police come to my house and knock on my door. Said somebody on the internet I had been talking to (which is here because this is the ONLY site in which I interact with people) said I was going to kill myself or some crap. Somebody's playin' a cruel joke and I owe somebody here a swift kick in the ballsack......
I'm not going to lie the way your last post was worded it made it seem like a goodbye. I think most of us realized it was just you needing time to yourself and someone maybe got worried and informed the Ider police

Poot-Hair
02-06-2012, 02:13 PM
I'm not going to lie the way your last post was worded it made it seem like a goodbye. I think most of us realized it was just you needing time to yourself and someone maybe got worried and informed the Ider policeI have PTSD(post traumatic stress disorder) and I have good days and bad. When I feel at my lowest, talking about the things I feel help me to get through it. That's why I come on here and rant like I do. I'm literally an open book with you all and I think it shows.

I'm fucked up, I realize this better than anyone else. I know that the things that I've been through has scarred me to my core. I'm on the mend but if somebody called the police everytime I thought about killing myself they'd be here daily.

So please, to everyone here, the next time ol' Pooty has a bad day and decides to come on here and blow off some steam.....DON'T CALL THE F'N POLICE.....

K-Jammin
02-06-2012, 02:27 PM
I have PTSD(post traumatic stress disorder) and I have good days and bad. When I feel at my lowest, talking about the things I feel help me to get through it. That's why I come on here and rant like I do. I'm literally an open book with you all and I think it shows.

I'm fucked up, I realize this better than anyone else. I know that the things that I've been through has scarred me to my core. I'm on the mend but if somebody called the police everytime I thought about killing myself they'd be here daily.

So please, to everyone here, the next time ol' Pooty has a bad day and decides to come on here and blow off some steam.....DON'T CALL THE F'N POLICE.....

I'd happily bet both my balls that no one here called the police.

Robareid
02-06-2012, 02:33 PM
I'd happily bet both my balls that no one here called the police.

Wow, you're either extremely confident or really don't want any kids

K-Jammin
02-06-2012, 02:38 PM
Wow, you're either extremely confident or really don't want any kids

I just can't imagion anyone doing it. I have kids anyway so I don't need anymore. I had sex with my pet lizard, fuck what society says.

Here he is, he came 1st in the Worlds Strongest Boy Contest's lizard division.

http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSe6aORqs71Y90JMtaI-sA2FUWirBeNW4S5IU09iwciQX2neGhaoA

Robareid
02-06-2012, 02:41 PM
I just can't imagion anyone doing it. I have kids anyway so I don't need anymore. I had sex with my pet lizard, fuck what society says.

Here he is, he came 1st in the Worlds Strongest Boy Contest's lizard division.

http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSe6aORqs71Y90JMtaI-sA2FUWirBeNW4S5IU09iwciQX2neGhaoA

Only in Jabe...

HolyJose2391
02-06-2012, 02:47 PM
I have PTSD(post traumatic stress disorder) and I have good days and bad. When I feel at my lowest, talking about the things I feel help me to get through it. That's why I come on here and rant like I do. I'm literally an open book with you all and I think it shows.

I'm fucked up, I realize this better than anyone else. I know that the things that I've been through has scarred me to my core. I'm on the mend but if somebody called the police everytime I thought about killing myself they'd be here daily.

So please, to everyone here, the next time ol' Pooty has a bad day and decides to come on here and blow off some steam.....DON'T CALL THE F'N POLICE.....
Got it chief! And what you're doing is the best you can do by lettin it out here and we're more than happy to listen,erm read, what you have to say :D

K-Jammin
02-06-2012, 02:50 PM
Only in Jabe...

Don't even think about judging either me or my lizard son...

Robareid
02-06-2012, 02:51 PM
*lowers head in shame*

Sorry Mr. K-Jam

K-Jammin
02-06-2012, 02:53 PM
*lowers head in shame*

Sorry Mr. K-Jam

It's fine, I should get use to it really. I get judged everyday taking him to school.

Robareid
02-06-2012, 02:54 PM
Definitely would have been dude. I know that if I never joined an E-Fed my post count wouldn't be this high haha. And I know I contribute to everything but a lot of the post count has been just Jabe lounge chat lol.

Over half lol. 2,636 posts in one thread... that's got to be some sort of record

HolyJose2391
02-06-2012, 03:11 PM
I just can't imagion anyone doing it. I have kids anyway so I don't need anymore. I had sex with my pet lizard, fuck what society says.

Here he is, he came 1st in the Worlds Strongest Boy Contest's lizard division.

http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSe6aORqs71Y90JMtaI-sA2FUWirBeNW4S5IU09iwciQX2neGhaoA
He's very erm Unique there K-Jam does he have an enemy that got bit by a mutant Spider? A spider man so to say?

SLEEPY LOCO1
02-06-2012, 03:15 PM
He's very erm Unique there K-Jam does he have an enemy that got not by a mutant Spider? A spider man so to say?

Hahahahahahahah LOL :D

K-Jammin
02-06-2012, 03:16 PM
He's very erm Unique there K-Jam does he have an enemy that got bit by a mutant Spider? A spider man so to say?

Don't be ridiculous Jose, that would so never happen!

HolyJose2391
02-06-2012, 03:30 PM
Don't be ridiculous Jose, that would so never happen!
Woah hey I'm just making sure.

Robareid
02-06-2012, 04:15 PM
^Clearly bonkers^

A spider-man! What sort of idiot would even dream of such a thing!

HolyJose2391
02-06-2012, 04:28 PM
^Clearly bonkers^

A spider-man! What sort of idiot would even dream of such a thing!
*smacks Roba* ass *walks away*

Robareid
02-06-2012, 05:09 PM
*smacks Roba* ass *walks away*

You couldnt have worded that worse if you had tried ;)

Rated_R(ob)KO
02-06-2012, 06:32 PM
I think it is a record. I'm awesome!!!!! No I'm not...

S.E. Zero
02-06-2012, 07:44 PM
I think it is a record. I'm awesome!!!!! No I'm not...

O__o? Hmm....

RomanFlare
02-06-2012, 08:03 PM
You ever do a body shot off a girl and get a long hair in your mouth?

Me neither.

tnawhat
02-06-2012, 09:38 PM
No problemo dude. Thank YOU for doing it!! I'm glad you guys are on it that fast... but yeah, take breaks... it's definitely daunting. Definitely. If you guys need any help, let me know and I'll find another to help with it.
give me a pm if you want a hand r(ob)

Poot-Hair
02-06-2012, 11:04 PM
I'd happily bet both my balls that no one here called the police. *Lays meat cleaver on the table in front of K-Jammin* Lay those balls out my friend because you were wrong. It's hacking time. Found out who called the cops. There's no hard feelings or anything, so no worries. Now about those balls Mr. Jammin.....

HolyJose2391
02-06-2012, 11:08 PM
*Lays meat cleaver on the table in front of K-Jammin* Lay those balls out my friend because you were wrong. It's hacking time. Found out who called the cops. There's no hard feelings or anything, so no worries. Now about those balls Mr. Jammin.....
Make sure to video tape it

Poot-Hair
02-06-2012, 11:14 PM
Make sure to video tape it<insert mildly homosexual joke about Holy and KJ here> Lol :D

HolyJose2391
02-06-2012, 11:31 PM
<insert mildly homosexual joke about Holy and KJ here> Lol :D
Hey hey just another adventure in The Adventures of KJ and HJ :p

Poot-Hair
02-06-2012, 11:37 PM
Hey hey just another adventure in The Adventures of KJ and HJ :phaha lol duuuudddeeee I wouldn't mess with KJ if I were you....didn't you hear he fucked his pet lizard.....

HolyJose2391
02-06-2012, 11:50 PM
haha lol duuuudddeeee I wouldn't mess with KJ if I were you....didn't you hear he fucked his pet lizard.....
Who do you think he asked to video tape that? I'm still in therapy for that I do t know if it's for the incest or beastiality yet

Rated_R(ob)KO
02-07-2012, 04:37 AM
Today... the fates are working. Today... we change history. Today... it's the end of your world as you know it.

Kashdinero
02-07-2012, 05:29 AM
Jabe Fam isn't just a saying--it's as real as it gets, and where I'm from you help family. I NEVER want to read anything like I did yesterday on this thread. I hope I'm making myself really clear as I won't be addressing these sort of things hear -for the world to read- again.

Kashdinero
02-07-2012, 05:43 AM
Anyway, on to something more pleasant... I read the magazine yesterday (or the day before; I forget :)) and as usual it was one of the most unique reads on this entire website. Bravo to all involved, but a super-massive-thank-you goes to the one and only -and new freaking editor in chief- JMan for his spectacular remembrance piece on the greatest ever formation of an EFed group in history. I was kinda emotional remembering that period of time - lol. To sum it up in one word? Thanks :)

tnawhat
02-07-2012, 07:09 AM
ic as avidico: so jman hows about giving me a shot at your title

Snair
02-07-2012, 07:49 AM
I just can't imagion anyone doing it. I have kids anyway so I don't need anymore. I had sex with my pet lizard, fuck what society says.

Here he is, he came 1st in the Worlds Strongest Boy Contest's lizard division.

http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSe6aORqs71Y90JMtaI-sA2FUWirBeNW4S5IU09iwciQX2neGhaoA
KJ......... you SICK FREAK!

HolyJose2391
02-07-2012, 07:51 AM
ic as avidico: so jman hows about giving me a shot at your title
IC: woah woah woah woah woah woah just because you're the best in a division does not mean you get a shot at the World title. get to the back of the line before I break you!

Rehmix
02-07-2012, 08:51 AM
Today... the fates are working. Today... we change history. Today... it's the end of your world as you know it.

^This excites me^

68wPayne
02-07-2012, 09:45 AM
I wanted to share with you guys that I have discovered the most delicious beer that it has ever been my pleasure to pour into my oral cavity and have wash itself over my tongue and down my esophagus. Fat Tire beer. Try it, love it, live it. It will change your life.

And no, this does not mean Lenny Ray will stop drinking Coors, Natty, or whatever else he gets his hands on.

S.E. Zero
02-07-2012, 10:05 AM
I wanted to share with you guys that I have discovered the most delicious beer that it has ever been my pleasure to pour into my oral cavity and have wash itself over my tongue and down my esophagus. Fat Tire beer. Try it, love it, live it. It will change your life.

And no, this does not mean Lenny Ray will stop drinking Coors, Natty, or whatever else he gets his hands on.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HIgJ0MYSjv8

HolyJose2391
02-07-2012, 10:12 AM
I wanted to share with you guys that I have discovered the most delicious beer that it has ever been my pleasure to pour into my oral cavity and have wash itself over my tongue and down my esophagus. Fat Tire beer. Try it, love it, live it. It will change your life.

And no, this does not mean Lenny Ray will stop drinking Coors, Natty, or whatever else he gets his hands on.
YES! So true. I used to think it was Blue Moon but the other day while watching Barcelona vs Real Madrid I tried Stella and Fat Tire for the first time and Fat Tire was oh my god delicious.


Forget that I'm not 21 yet :p

Rated_R(ob)KO
02-07-2012, 10:33 AM
YES! So true. I used to think it was Blue Moon but the other day while watching Barcelona vs Real Madrid I tried Stella and Fat Tire for the first time and Fat Tire was oh my god delicious.


Forget that I'm not 21 yet :p

BLUE MOON IS THE BEST!!! FTW!!! Ggrrr!!!

Snair
02-07-2012, 10:36 AM
I wanted to share with you guys that I have discovered the most delicious beer that it has ever been my pleasure to pour into my oral cavity and have wash itself over my tongue and down my esophagus. Fat Tire beer. Try it, love it, live it. It will change your life.

And no, this does not mean Lenny Ray will stop drinking Coors, Natty, or whatever else he gets his hands on.

Thanks for sharing this LRB but I have to satisfy myself with thishttp://www.cartils.com/news/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/Fosters-Strong-Bottle-+-Can.png

68wPayne
02-07-2012, 10:41 AM
Hey you Brits, do y'all really drink beer warm? Just curious.

Robareid
02-07-2012, 11:12 AM
PM for a Mr. R(ob), awaiting reply :)

Rated_R(ob)KO
02-07-2012, 11:27 AM
PM for a Mr. R(ob), awaiting reply :)

Okay... speaking of said PM. The JBW Archivists need some help. If you're willing and able... PLEASE PM Zapphs and Roba! Zapphs is a bit sick right now and they're a man down. But, this project is being fast tracked a bit. So PLEASE it's of considerable importance! They need more help anyway... so please... for the cause... for the betterment of Jabe... try to pull together on this!

Robareid
02-07-2012, 11:32 AM
Right guys, I'm going to ask a favour of the JBW troops. Don't know if you've heard about the JBW archived thing, but basically we're archiving all Jabe shows. At the moment we've done 6 shows but that simply isn't fast enough. A lot of our time is spent just looking for the shows that are buried under heaps of shit in the discussion thread. So that's where I need the help.

If any of you have a bit of free time could you dig up a show or two for me. We're currently at Warefare 4 on page 105, so if you could look from there and make a list that would be great. That way I can give my full time to actually archiving the shows.

Also if anybody wants to lend a helping hand to the actual archiving, then that would be great too. Just send me a PM. I know whatsy and Broc have already offered to help, so once you guys find some shows, I'll send them their tasks

K-Jammin
02-07-2012, 11:46 AM
Hey you Brits, do y'all really drink beer warm? Just curious.

I honestly don't know anyone who enjoys drinking warm beer, I think it's just mainly the old folk (50's) who do.

HATE warm beer! Have you ever tried Tiger beer? Fuck that beer is awesome.

K-Jammin
02-07-2012, 11:48 AM
Right guys, I'm going to ask a favour of the JBW troops. Don't know if you've heard about the JBW archived thing, but basically we're archiving all Jabe shows. At the moment we've done 6 shows but that simply isn't fast enough. A lot of our time is spent just looking for the shows that are buried under heaps of shit in the discussion thread. So that's where I need the help.

If any of you have a bit of free time could you dig up a show or two for me. We're currently at Warefare 4 on page 105, so if you could look from there and make a list that would be great. That way I can give my full time to actually archiving the shows.

Also if anybody wants to lend a helping hand to the actual archiving, then that would be great too. Just send me a PM. I know whatsy and Broc have already offered to help, so once you guys find some shows, I'll send them their tasks

Doing some college shit at the moment mate but I may do some later on if it still needs doing

Robareid
02-07-2012, 11:59 AM
Doing some college shit at the moment mate but I may do some later on if it still needs doing

Thanks mate, I'll hold you to that ;)

Rated_R(ob)KO
02-07-2012, 12:01 PM
Major Upcoming JBW News, Something BIG To Happen!
By: Ryan Clark

I just got word from a mole inside JBW that this coming weekend, JBW, Justifiably Badass Wrestling will be making some sort of huge announcement. Apparently Ka$h and R(ob) were seen leaving an office this morning after being in discussion for the whole night. It's said they barricaded themselves in, put a Security Guard at the door and didn't allow any phone calls in or out. Something really huge is set to go down this weekend! PLEASE check back in often to see if we have any updated news on what's happening!

Before this even went out, we got an update:

Our mole was there along with many others when they finally left the room. Ka$h was smiling and refused to comment. He stuck his middle finger up and motioned for food. R(ob) stopped and said to the crew standing by -- "They're tired of being jerked around. They're tired of "planned surprises". We're just going to kick some ass with this. It's an announcement. It's planned.. and you're waiting. So, keep hating." He smiled and Ka$h smacked him on the back of his head. They were heard mumbling something incoherently while they were leaving. HUGE NEWS COMING!!!

Robareid
02-07-2012, 12:40 PM
Major Upcoming JBW News, Something BIG To Happen!
By: Ryan Clark

I just got word from a mole inside JBW that this coming weekend, JBW, Justifiably Badass Wrestling will be making some sort of huge announcement. Apparently Ka$h and R(ob) were seen leaving an office this morning after being in discussion for the whole night. It's said they barricaded themselves in, put a Security Guard at the door and didn't allow any phone calls in or out. Something really huge is set to go down this weekend! PLEASE check back in often to see if we have any updated news on what's happening!

Before this even went out, we got an update:

Our mole was there along with many others when they finally left the room. Ka$h was smiling and refused to comment. He stuck his middle finger up and motioned for food. R(ob) stopped and said to the crew standing by -- "They're tired of being jerked around. They're tired of "planned surprises". We're just going to kick some ass with this. It's an announcement. It's planned.. and you're waiting. So, keep hating." He smiled and Ka$h smacked him on the back of his head. They were heard mumbling something incoherently while they were leaving. HUGE NEWS COMING!!!

I'm super excited by this, to the degree it's getting pretty sad

Rated_R(ob)KO
02-07-2012, 12:48 PM
I'm super excited by this, to the degree it's getting pretty sad

Well, according to the release... we'll find out this weekend what the major announcement is going to be....

Robareid
02-07-2012, 12:53 PM
Well, according to the release... we'll find out this weekend what the major announcement is going to be....

At the weekend! WHAT! But, but but... I'll be on holiday... That means I'll have to wait a whole fucking week and a half to find out :eek: